WEBVTT - You've Never Been Drunk In A Bowling Alley!? 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:15.280 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.320 Washington Broadcast Center, jack Armstrong. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:19.320 And Joe, Katty. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:34.879 Armstrong and Jackie and he arms wrong. That'st Little Friday 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:36.840 from a dimly lit room. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.360 Keep it from the bowels of the Armstrong a Geddy 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:40.559 communications compound. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.400 And today we are under the tutelage of art general managers. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.320 Pete hegsts who's saying. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.519 The right thing, doing the right thing? Secretary at Defense 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.479 if you need him, Peter. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:55.920 Hess Oh but he was drunk at work in the 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:59.920 evening once fifteen years ago. No sure, how did that 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.360 get too much attention to the fact that RFK Junior 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:05.480 was a heroin addict for what a dozeneeen years? 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:06.880 Fourteen year? 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.600 He was drunk quants he had won too many Sharton nays, 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.440 Oh no, he can't work in the government. What the 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:19.800 hell ball a heroin addict for fourteen years, fourteen months 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.759 would be a hell of a deal. Oh heck, yeah, Wow, 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:31.119 that's amazing he survived that. Keith Richards is listening saying, 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:36.000 dude has a problem. Wow, that is interesting. That just 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.280 shows you the depths of a TDS Trump derangement. Syndromere 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.559 where you get into various things that you care about. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:47.520 You know, fourteen year heroin addict doesn't even really come up. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.840 Oh right, you were bowling and you had too many 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:57.160 beers and you had to defend yourself, etcetera. I enjoy 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:00.560 bowling and sometimes there's beer served. But I believe this 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.680 country is all the better or something something. Dude over 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.200 here has been a smack addict for fourteen years. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.520 Nobody's talking about it. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.400 First of all, I'd like to say anybody who has 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.120 not been drunk when they're bowling, get out. I don't 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.000 want you working in the government. You're too something. You're 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:19.680 above the age of twelve years old. You've never been 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.079 drunk in a bowling alley. That hell got a life 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:22.720 were you living? 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:27.560 Boy? Go ahead. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.239 I was just gonna say one more note about it, 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.240 Pete Hegseath. Not only is he sounding so many great notes, 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:36.040 and you're about to hear one about the way the 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.840 Pentagon and our militaries ought to be approaching their jobs. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.799 But yesterday, I think it was the day before, he said, yeah, 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:48.359 I'm going to appoint deputies who really adept at running 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:53.960 a bureaucracy and understand the Pentagon Cash Purtel said something 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:59.399 very similar. By the way, I am nothing but intrigued 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.280 by these choices. I don't believe for a second there's 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.720 going to be some sort of cataclysmic, you know, miscalculation 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.520 where Pete Hegxas sells off the Navy to buy more 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.320 drinks so he can be somewhat buzzed, you know. And 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.840 I just the harem scare them stuff, And this is 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:19.480 a good thing. The boy who cried wolfisms are just 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.840 so thick in the air right now, it's getting easier 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:24.200 and easier to ignore them, and people are well. 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:27.320 All that stuff pales in comparison to the fact that 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.360 we may have discovered yesterday where life came from, which 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.799 has been one of the big mysteries of the planet forever. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.920 Why did life start? Nobody knows. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:43.640 Well, they found some organic matter on a meteorite that 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.080 they were able to prove that was released yesterday by 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.840 scientific paper that the theory that many have had for 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.080 many years that there was life on some other planet somewhere, 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:58.360 piece of it broke off, traveled through space, hit our planet, 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.040 and you know, put into the ground some of the 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:04.440 building blocks of getting life going that might be how 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:06.680 all the whole thing started, which is just unbelievable. 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:07.600 If I may. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:11.200 Interject, to save hundreds of people writing emails, jacket was 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.200 the hand of God that decided there should be life 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.280 on Earth. And you know what's funny about that, that 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.800 that quote unquote debate is that never, that's never been 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:19.720 a paradox for me. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.040 This is never I'm a god in opposition, I'm a 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.360 god guy. That does not that. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:27.039 I don't find a rubbing point there where I've got 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.359 right if you. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:33.160 Believe in the Almighty, that is the mechanism by which 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:39.280 God Almighty did it. But how freaking fascinating is that? Oh, 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.719 it's it's it's crazy interesting from how far away? 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.200 What plenty we were talking about this a couple of 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.360 weeks ago, and how the leading theory, a hot theory, 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.920 seems to be now among your physicists astron astronomers that 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:55.200 there is no other intelligent life out there. There actually 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:59.200 isn't and mathematically may have reasons why they think that is. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.720 Part of it is very little on Earth too, I know, 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.960 I was watching Jeopardy last night. Part of that is 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.000 just the idea that there's only been life on this 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:13.720 planet for a blink of an eye of the four 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.160 and a half billion years that we've been around, And 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.920 so you could have some other planet where they had 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:21.360 is thriving society as we did, but it was three 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.120 billion years ago and it destroyed itself the way we're 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.400 going to destroy ourselves someday. And to get the timing 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.400 to match up to where there's some currently would be 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:32.520 mathematically pretty difficult. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.320 Yeah, the ships that did not pass in the night. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.960 Yeah, but for to be the organic matter that could 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.440 bring life here to get it started, I mean, geez, 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.760 something had to start it well, you know, and a 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.880 god however that happened, whatever, But I found that to 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.039 be a very interesting story. 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.720 I imagine the difficulties of conceiving if you are the 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:58.920 father of us all and the sperm of life flies 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:02.360 into the Solar System and has to hit a hospitable 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.160 planet to begin the lovely process. 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:07.200 Yeah, exciting frost. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.120 You got to hit a Goldilocks planet, because it doesn't 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.440 work on a planet that's you know, on mercury eight 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:16.920 hundred degrees in sunny today that doesn't work, or someplace 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:20.159 that's you know, frozen solid four thousand degrees below zero 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.160 that ain't gonna work at it. My favorite story of yesterday, though, 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.760 is just because I hate this guy so much. Democratic 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:29.800 Senator Menindez, the guy with the gold bars and the 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.440 fancy cars, his wife's wearing fur coats and everything like that, 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.440 had been taking money for me the Egyptians, and stealing 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:39.680 and been lying his entire career. Finally got sentenced eleven 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.800 years in prison. And my favorite part is, and this 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.120 is so freaking pathetic. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.400 Have some testicles, man, he cries in the courtroom, begging 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:48.400 for a lower sentence. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.560 I've suffered enough, he says, which has just done more 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.320 good than bad. I've been a public service. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:59.080 So freaking pathetic. I just, oh, I almost throw up 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.040 when I saw that. Yes, why don't more people have 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.320 the cajones to sit there and say, you know what, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.520 I like cars, I like cash, I like gold bars, 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.480 I like nice houses, I like expensive wine. I got 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.480 away with it for a long time. Sorry I got caught. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.000 Smell you later. Why don't more people say that? I 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.440 guess it was a lobster and a career criminal, and 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:20.880 I kept it going for like forty five years. It's 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.760 a shame it's ended now, but that's you know, what folks, 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.960 that's the odds. Anyway, thanks for coming right at least 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:27.320 take it. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:27.800 Like a man. 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.720 Well, I guess, I guess you have no scruples, or 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.480 you wouldn't have done it in the first place. You're 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.440 that he's gonna spend the rest of his miserable life 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.520 in a cage. Good is that you're the lowest level 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.280 of scumbag. So of course you're not gonna say that. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:43.239 You're gonna cry off I've suffered enough. Oh my god, 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.440 how embarrassing is that? But oh and on the other turn, 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.559 this was pretty clever on his part. He said Donald 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.720 Trump was right. The deep state is a powerful force 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.360 that is out there to bring and he's trying to 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.080 get a little of that mag of love on him. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.040 See if people would go for hole. Yes, either doing 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:02.320 to me what they tried to do to Trump. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:07.440 Huh, nobody anybody? Nah crap, He tried to get that 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:08.880 going at the end. That didn't catch on. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.640 Yeah, sorry, Bob. He does. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.560 His argument that he was making back when he was 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.080 still in the courtroom and is pretty decent, is there's 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.800 a lot of people getting a lot of stuff from 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.800 a lot of places and getting rich here in Washington, DC, 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:26.360 that are you living way beyond their salaries? Explain? And 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.840 maybe I went this is what he should have said. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.000 Maybe I went farther than they did, but we ought 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:32.520 to to figure out what the lines are and this 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.000 stuff because I know a lot of rich people in government. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.080 You know, it's funny you should bring that up. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.000 I was just the topic of sugar and high fruit tooks, 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.280 corn syrups came up yesterday, will come up again today. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.200 And I'm fairly aware of the sugar lobby and all 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:49.199 that they have done through the years and all the 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:54.280 money that has flowed to the absolutely critical American sugar industry. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:59.160 And those guys they get like a trailer truck full 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.880 of gold bars. They're like, we've been handing these out 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:06.520 since like nineteen forty five, Right, is this not good now? 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.280 Or what somebody's gonna tell me the rules? 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:08.760 Oh yeah? 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.760 Or Google for instance, probably going you know, oh yeah, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.720 they've spent one hundred and forty five million dollars on lobbying. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:23.000 Wink wink, Yeah, funny. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.720 It's kind of like we always talk about busting hookers 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.480 and cities. Every once in a while, you got to 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.040 bust a couple to show the blue hairs that you're trying, 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:32.760 but then you go back to letting it go because 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.720 it's going to go everywhere. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:34.959 It's probably what they're doing there. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:36.480 Every once in a while, you got to bust a 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:41.760 congress person claim your keeping an eye on corruption. Well 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.320 my theory of it, and I'm pretty sure I'm right. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.600 If you disagree, I would love to hear your thoughts. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:50.079 Mail Bag and armstrung and giddy dot com. They bust 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:55.600 people occasionally doing eighty five miles per hour to make 0:09:55.640 --> 0:10:01.320 sure nobody's doing ninety five right, well, exactly right. Token 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.559 enforcement to put the seat of doubt into would be 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:05.320 criminals heads. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.120 But going seventy five and getting moderately rich throughout your 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.040 career in ways that most people wouldn't think was cool, Biden, 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:13.360 nobody's even looking at that. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.120 Let's start show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong, He's Joe Getty 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.840 on his Thursday. We're running out of January here, people, 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.520 your dry January is almost over. Oh my god, it's 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.600 going to be a big egg xcept like party this weekend. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.600 I'll tell you, Oh, you're twenty twenty five, we're Armstrong 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.360 and getting We approve of this program. All right, let's 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.480 begin then officially lining up for duty, snapping to attention 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.439 at mark. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:38.480 One of the dumbest phrases in military history is our 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:42.000 diversity is our strength. Our diversity is not our strength. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.439 Our unity and our shared purpose is our strength. And 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:49.040 the Pentagon is excited to get back to that core mission. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:50.360 It's happening rapidly. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.160 The services are responding and those that don't want to 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:56.840 respond can work somewhere else. So diversity, equity, inclusion will 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.240 not be a part of the Defense Department. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.680 Not a minute long wow. 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:04.640 It's like I got a pointed Secretary of Defense, which 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:05.440 would be a mistake. 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:10.200 It's great. It's like we're listening to our show coming 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:11.480 out of the sect death. I love it. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.600 I feel like Pete Hegseth has listened to the Armstrong 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.800 and Getty show because I've heard those first phrase out 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:16.199 of your mouth. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.600 I don't know how many times. Diversity is not our strength. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:19.800 Unity is our strength. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.520 Right, Diversity is fine, it's interesting, but no unity is 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.480 utterly in dispensing that is maybe the dumbest phrase of 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.599 all time. Diversity is our strength. It's just dumb, and 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:34.920 it may be the perfect illustration of the greeting card style. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:40.440 Vaguely, you know, how would you describe it. It's kind of. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:47.920 Vaguely uplifting statement that even the most basic examination of 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:50.880 it falsifies it. But if it sounds good and it 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.920 makes you feel good to say, people say it and 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:55.360 they believe it, and they preach it as if it's truth. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.280 So we've been watching it for decades. 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.160 Now we got more to say about that, and a 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.679 whole bunch of other stuff. And now that we know 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.200 where life came from, everything is different. How does mailbag look? Oh, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.160 it's fine, finding the handy. Can't wait, col. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.520 That's on the way. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:11.000 Here's our text line four one, five, two nine five KFDC. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:17.160 Clear skies around Reagan Airport last night. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:22.400 Even so, a black Hawk helicopter crashed into a commercial plane. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:26.880 Sixty some people are dead. More on that coming up. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:28.240 How the heck does that happen with some of the 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:32.400 most trained people in the world. Mistakes happen, I guess. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:36.680 And some of the most controlled carefully dealt with airspace 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:41.240 in the world. Right, terrible, terrible tragedy and incredibly rare. Thankfully, 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.560 here's your freedom woman Caught of the day, going way 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.000 back giving up from a man Heracleitus. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:53.880 It was some sort of guessing Greek philosopher Colman leader. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.120 His name is Cletus. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.839 Uh, Heraclitis is probably Heraclitis. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.120 I'll have to look up who he was exactly. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:07.120 But this is believed to be the oldest incarnation of 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.320 a very well known phrase slash concept. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.240 There is nothing permanent except to change. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:18.640 Hmmm, yeah, somebody who was probably saying that outside a 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.240 cave a million years ago. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:24.240 So that thought has been around for a long time, right. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:27.120 One of your younger cavemen is ugan around saying, hey, 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.080 there's no wild beasts this year. There were wilde beests 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:30.679 last year. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.800 And the old grizzled caveman said, dude, the one thing 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.240 you can count on is changed. Although did people know 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:40.280 that pre the ability to have written history Because everything 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.640 was new all the time and nobody's writing anything down, 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.760 you didn't know what happened a generation before years unless 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.439 people were telling stories. I guess oral history was the 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:52.240 only thing you had. Plus, the life span was like seventeen, 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.720 so I don't know how much life you experienced before 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.880 you were dead, right, So maybe the grizzled old twenty 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.080 three year old Caveman was saying, there have been cherries 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.760 in those trees and there will always be cherries. Right, 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:08.040 they didn't know, but apparently they did back in Old 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:12.959 Heraclitis's time mailbag. Feel free to drop us a note 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.719 mail bag at armstrong e Giddy dot com Kimber with 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:21.160 a lovely no. Hey guys, my darling husband's birthday. It 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.400 was just a couple of days ago, Brian, You and 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.680 Jack have been part of his daily routine for half. 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.400 Of his life. Now just turned forty, and that's supposed 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:30.120 to make me feel good? 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:34.120 Or he mopes when you're off on vacations and holidays, 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.480 loves laughing along with you every day during his daily driving, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.119 and is a third generation conservative Portlander. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.600 I think you keep him sane. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.680 Wow, he mopes when we're on vacation. Coincidence, we mope 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:48.400 when we come back. Then she says some very very 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:52.040 nice things and she's a daily listener to keep it 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:53.120 up for all of us living in the. 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.280 Progressive Portland public. You know, it's funny how often. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.240 When people find out what I do and where the 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.320 show started and where it's big and the rest of it, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.600 they're like they're shocked that in some of the blue 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.280 areas of the country a conservative radio show would do well, 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.520 and I have to explain to them, and it's fine that. Look, 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.480 if your population is fifty five forty five liberal and conservative, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:21.000 that is a gigantic landslide every single election. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:22.040 Yeah, surely. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:25.200 And that's seen those maps of what counties voted Trump. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.480 It's almost entirely red clear across the country, including New 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.040 York and California. And yet people in blue cities, blue 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:38.280 states are entirely unrepresented by their governments, and and they're 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:42.400 they're constantly browbeaten by their woke coworkers and relatives and 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.200 all that they're wrong or bad people or whatever. So yes, 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.360 it's nice to come together with like minded people in 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.280 a quote unquote blue area which is probably got a 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.400 hell of a lot of red landing folks in it. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:55.120 Like it. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.560 I like that that. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:58.720 That's a nice story. I don't need to be reminded 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.280 that I turned seventy six this next birthday. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.080 It's not hope checking the calendar. I don't believe that's correct. 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:07.760 Let's see, this is from Drew the Millennial. Always nice 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:11.240 to hear from Drew. Jack has a fundamental misunderstanding of 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.680 what a dad joke at is. It's not that you're 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.560 dumb or unfunny. It refers to a joke that's cheesy, 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:20.080 er trite, typically delivered with the intention of mildly embarrassing 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:21.560 and or annoying your children. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.840 Okay, does anybody ever do that with moms? I don't 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.840 think so. You know what you were ranting about that 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.040 I just got out of your way. I don't agree. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.320 I think it refers to the sort of family friendly 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.840 joke that a dad tends to tell that seems less 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:39.560 sophisticated as you get older. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:42.520 Well, I read dad is dumb. Dad joke means dumb joke, 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.800 but at least then the way that my kids seem 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.280 to present it. 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:49.160 Coming up, we'll talk about persecution complexes. Well, no, if 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.440 your kids present it that way, then that's your reality. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:51.800 I get that. 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.720 Oh, we don't have time for a really interesting food 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:59.880 dye email about a family the limited eliminated food die 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.360 from their kids' diets and saw great results. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:03.640 They think the. 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:07.359 Persecution complex You're gonna tell me the prevailing culture is 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.840 not the dads are dumb and boons. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:10.720 I mean it is. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:13.879 I and several emailers have never seen dad jokes as 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.040 part of that, right, we got more news of the 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.680 day on the way. There's always plenty and more hearings today, 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:20.840 which is exciting, isn't it? 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.719 Stick around Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.800 CBS announced yesterday it's launched a pilot program at three 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.879 New York City locations that allows customers to use the 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.520 pharmacy chain's app to unlock storrege security cabinets. It was 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.359 either that or hire a single employee. 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.399 That's a pretty funny joke. I know the CVS near 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:51.080 my house. It is as if no one works there. Yeah, 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:52.920 it's the only store I've ever been to where like 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:54.480 you get your stuff and you head up toward the 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.879 front and like are you open or those are a fire? 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:00.480 I mean, where is everybody? There's no there. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.159 I realized this has been a joke so long it's 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:06.560 half a cliche. But holy cow, your big box hardware stores. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:09.800 I mean, back when those jokes came to be, they 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:14.400 had twice the workforce that they do now. It's unbelievable 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.280 about a wander for ten minutes to find. 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:18.280 Somebody on CBS. 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:19.960 I meant to get to this a couple of weeks 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.399 ago when it came out and I think it's CBS. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:26.240 It could be Walgreens. It's the same diff either way. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:28.399 You know, don't buy or sell stock based on what 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:29.920 I'm about to say because I have the wrong company. 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:31.560 But it might be CVS anyway. 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.200 Both of them have closed a bunch of stores clear 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:37.560 across the country for lots of reasons, lots of them obvious, 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:42.240 and the CEO announced we were starting to realize that 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.760 locking everything up is actually hurting business, that people are 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:50.400 deciding not to shop here because it's too cumbersome. Yes, 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:54.560 that is absolutely true, or they don't buy certain things. 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.800 I'll go into CVS and I'll get you know, I'll 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.240 bar soap, kids need shampoo. I don't have a hairvariety 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:02.119 of other things I need. It's to CVS. And then 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:04.080 I'd like, I'm gonna get some razor blades. Oh, now 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.600 they're locked up. I'm not willing to go through whatever 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:08.920 hassle that is, so I'll get them somewhere else some 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.680 other time, or order them on Amazon or something. And yeah, 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.240 of course there's tons of stuff that I pass up, 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.400 like almost every time I'm in the store because it's 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:19.000 locked up and it's just too big a pain. 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:21.960 Well, and if you don't dry shave with a steak 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.920 knife like I do, why don't you wear a bra? 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.480 Come on? Of course, not like a man does. I 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:28.920 don't know what the right metaphor is. 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:30.560 There's an old time he's saying for this sort of 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:33.520 thing where we're picking on the caboose and we should 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:37.240 have the engine or something. The problem is not really 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:41.520 that people are buying less because stuff is locked up. 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:44.320 The problem is I have to lock stuff up because 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.920 there's so much crime. When all of our entire existences 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:51.439 things weren't locked up and it seemed to work just fine. 0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:54.399 That doesn't seem to be a deal. Well, yeah, and 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.040 I find I'm trying to do the math, but I've 0:19:57.119 --> 0:19:59.600 run in my own you know, disagreement. 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:00.760 But here's what I was thinking. 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:06.120 If I'm running Joe's drug Stores nationwide chain, we're known 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:07.480 for our surly pharmacists. 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:09.840 Anyway, it hurts when I do this. What aisle should 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:12.399 I get that in? Yeah? Quit doing that? And then 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:16.240 you say walk this way? And then isay right? Anyway? 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:22.960 Ah? If if Joe's Nationwide drug Stores we invested in 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:27.919 two burly dudes, well trained, carefully hired. 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:29.879 Anybody tries to steal from us. 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:32.520 We're putting you down right, They're gonna grab you by 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.360 the head and another guy by the head and crack 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:36.480 your heads together like it's the Three Stooges or something. 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:39.520