Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up about the suckers? Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of mothercucle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm
Speaker 1: never alone. I got a whole Chinese nigga with me. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Chinese best friend. That energy you got, Mike
Speaker 1: is like a damn lightning the other day in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles County? Did you see that in San Diego? You
Speaker 1: know what the funk are you talking about? It was
Speaker 1: the biggest lightning ever in Oh yeah, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a lightning. We was in San Diego shooting a show.
Speaker 1: We just heard a lot of lightning. The lights went out.
Speaker 1: Actually at the hotel, ship got hit by lightning. Dark
Speaker 1: lights went out, and you know what happens to me
Speaker 1: in the dark. You glow in the dark. Don't be
Speaker 1: a smartass motherfucker. They couldn't find you exactly. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be an empty episode of Couples Retreat. Just
Speaker 1: missed rather Darling talking to her herself. I don't like
Speaker 1: the college too much on his shirts, Yeah, it looks
Speaker 1: like sucking um Bobby Brady ship, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like Bobby Bobby Brady waters the Brady Bunch. That's the
Speaker 1: way we Be came down, Brady Bunch Antana, there was
Speaker 1: Cindy AND's and that they were doing girls, they were together,
Speaker 1: you had they went all long long. There was one
Speaker 1: that one this fellow met this lady. I think that's
Speaker 1: the wrong song. Like that was back in the day.
Speaker 1: Those were the real fucking shows, The Brady Bunch, Cindy,
Speaker 1: it was Sandy Marshall and wasn't Chicken the middle Marshall
Speaker 1: and Sandy was the youngest, Marshall was old. It was
Speaker 1: like one in the middle that just got no love.
Speaker 1: Nobody loved that. She couldn't get a date, couldn't get
Speaker 1: big braces, she just got no fucking love. To today,
Speaker 1: she's probably still a lonely bit. She's still alife. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's still our life. She probably still live at
Speaker 1: that same fucking house. Man, it's like one floor you know.
Speaker 1: Oh they still have that house it is. It was
Speaker 1: for sale two years ago. Get out of here. It
Speaker 1: was on TMZ. But I like different strokes, different strokes
Speaker 1: to the world. Everybody got a special kind of story.
Speaker 1: Anybody's let me saying, it don't matter what he was
Speaker 1: then different strokes to the world, Mike after different Strokes.
Speaker 1: Listen to this after different song, They're gonna find a
Speaker 1: lasso against you after different. So it's facts of life,
Speaker 1: the facts of life, the facts of life. It's the
Speaker 1: facts of life. Take the good, take the bad. That's right,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's how about the jevansis moving on up through dease.
Speaker 1: You finally got a piece off the pot fun the
Speaker 1: eighties and seventies. Man, let's stop by right now. One, Mike,
Speaker 1: I think that the COVID vaccine had a big effect
Speaker 1: on your body today. Thanks Jenny's Yeah, and you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went on a Twitter RNT today. Yeah what happened? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a big She finally watched Dave Chappelle special.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it? Yeah? What'tsch a clip of it?
Speaker 1: Just a fucking clip, nigger? Yeah, just I just want
Speaker 1: to hear it. There's nothing else on TV. Man, you
Speaker 1: gotta watch Dave. David is just about He's like, he's
Speaker 1: like the funniest one right now. My god, don't underestimate yourself.
Speaker 1: I think you're funniest man. I know, but I don't
Speaker 1: have a special. If I had a special, minds were
Speaker 1: definitely top has. But right now he has a special.
Speaker 1: He had like fucking six seven of them niggers, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean his latest one was it was funny. He's
Speaker 1: always funny. He talked about the baby. Oh the baby,
Speaker 1: yeah you yeah. He talked about the baby having um
Speaker 1: having a baby. No, the baby. What's what? All these
Speaker 1: baby days like little babies, the baby, big baby, big baby,
Speaker 1: Davids and little baby and all in Africa? All these
Speaker 1: singers are boy yeah, uh what was this fucking stone boy? Boy?
Speaker 1: What's your other boy named rider? Fire? All these boys
Speaker 1: and then there's a kid whiskey whiskey, Yeah, what's going
Speaker 1: on with that? Done of these guys are growing up?
Speaker 1: Americans are not growing up that Africans are not growing up.
Speaker 1: The Africans are all boys. The Americans are all the
Speaker 1: baby maybe want to be a baby forever. What's gonna
Speaker 1: happen when the baby becomes ninety years old, he's gonna
Speaker 1: be the grown up, all the old motherfucker. He finally
Speaker 1: keep his name because well, I made a post about
Speaker 1: because Dave Chappelle says something about you know the baby, Um,
Speaker 1: how the baby shot and kill somebody at Walmart? At Walmart?
Speaker 1: Did they think about it? You? Did you know that hello.
Speaker 1: After that, I googled it too, Yes, we all googled it.
Speaker 1: Google got very famous today. Okay, I googled it. I
Speaker 1: didn't know, and I'm sure that LGBT community did not
Speaker 1: know either, that he killed somebody's. So now Dave said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, he said the baby killed somebody and didn't
Speaker 1: get in trouble. His career was still the same, and
Speaker 1: he made fun of gay person, made fund of gay people,
Speaker 1: and then they got shut him down. So we got
Speaker 1: the message. Definitely got the message. But there's another message
Speaker 1: in there too. Dave Loki snitched on the baby. Loki
Speaker 1: snitched on him because the LGBT community did not know
Speaker 1: this nague got killed anybody, not not Eve gonna call
Speaker 1: him homophobic and the murderer hopefully the one he killed
Speaker 1: wasn't lesbian Chinese best friend. Seriously, what the here talking about?
Speaker 1: I mean the guy that he shot it wasn't good
Speaker 1: then it wasn't. He shot him in the Walmart fruit
Speaker 1: but not with somebody friends. The guy tried to rob him,
Speaker 1: you know. And one thing I know is about the baby.
Speaker 1: The baby's weren't wild like about this guy. This guy
Speaker 1: has never been Hollywood. This guy he goes out by himself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a brave kid man because he's he's
Speaker 1: a kid everywhere he goes. But you know, the baby
Speaker 1: you are, um, you're star. You gotta have somebody with you.
Speaker 1: There't be nowhere by yourself. And in fact, when I
Speaker 1: was in Charlotte at one time, I went to the
Speaker 1: store in the mall and the baby was there by him.
Speaker 1: We shot a little comedic video together. Oh that's the
Speaker 1: one that Yeah, he was drinking to a tack you.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. He has a sense of human too. Man,
Speaker 1: that's my nigga. But yeah, so I made a post
Speaker 1: about uh this Sheppell did, and I help the baby
Speaker 1: by by reminding everybody that he kills Hiboe because I
Speaker 1: didn't know. A lot of people didn't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: know exactly. See, so now I'm like, I was like, honey,
Speaker 1: what I did was Google too. Yeah, Google got really
Speaker 1: rich today. We didn't get none of that money either, Andy, Mike,
Speaker 1: you weren't pretty viral Hollywood A locked post you, TMZ post, you,
Speaker 1: shade post you porn hub post you post me Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're trending next to the baby. I hope not
Speaker 1: in Port hug Well, I didn't check it. They usually check.
Speaker 1: You have a poor hunt Google account. No, everybody help? Done?
Speaker 1: All right? What I was going on? Let's some other
Speaker 1: things went on. Michael blacks You know what. He hasn't
Speaker 1: said nothing yet. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see him tomorrow. I'm gonna call my snitch. You snitched
Speaker 1: on the baby, my nigga? What's up? But I suck?
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Speaker 1: new episode every Tuesday. And So I actually just did
Speaker 1: a pay per view event. Um. I did a celebrity
Speaker 1: boxing match with Peter Guns. Yea, yeah, we fought an
Speaker 1: Atlantic city. Well, y'alls on the car for somebody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we uh we headlined the card. Uh it was the
Speaker 1: co heir lines. It was me versus Peter and then
Speaker 1: Lamar hold them versus Card. So with the co headlines
Speaker 1: and we just did the whole pay per view ship.
Speaker 1: What the funk? How was that? Who wanted to fight?
Speaker 1: First of all? Yeah? But Google, that makes so what
Speaker 1: I mean, are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No.
Speaker 1: And the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's
Speaker 1: like my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship,
Speaker 1: and we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
Speaker 1: play around, give a good show for the people. This
Speaker 1: was the conversation. He literally like came to my room
Speaker 1: earlier that day and we was chilling. We even had
Speaker 1: a shot together. You know what I'm saying, Like we
Speaker 1: just all right, cool. The fucking bell rings. As soon
Speaker 1: as I'm like okay, cool, I'm playing over like cash
Speaker 1: this Clay ship. Peter just comes because he had Roy
Speaker 1: Jones Jr. Training them, So he just came with some
Speaker 1: slide moving just and I said, Wow, that really hurt.
Speaker 1: What kind of friend is this? Hit me hard? And
Speaker 1: I said, so I grabbed him in the first round.
Speaker 1: I said, Peter, you want to fight. That's because we
Speaker 1: have to fight that you're hit him me hard. And
Speaker 1: he said, Yo, Cisco, let's just fight, bro damn ship.
Speaker 1: So now we're fighting, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: for real? You know, but it was the dopeest spirit.
Speaker 1: How much did you make? Did you know? Nothing? It
Speaker 1: was the fucking So here's the deal with paper. You
Speaker 1: gotta pushing the faith for free? I got well, I
Speaker 1: mean no, I mean I didn't work for free, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't it wasn't great money. Let's just say that
Speaker 1: wasn't great money. And let's just say this, the pay
Speaker 1: per view game is really fucking funny. Like you really
Speaker 1: gotta be on top of that ship because what it
Speaker 1: is is it's recoupable against all the expenses that put
Speaker 1: into those those boxing as, those events. So they gotta
Speaker 1: get all that ship back first the promotion company, and
Speaker 1: then you'll get the percentage off of whatever the profits are.
Speaker 1: You know. So do you think reality didn't need like
Speaker 1: a need a union like a sag after a type
Speaker 1: of after fucking disrespectful. We just shot and I know
Speaker 1: Mike did too. Uh we uh because so Mike just
Speaker 1: shot a show. Mike and Rider shot a show with
Speaker 1: the same network at the same resort, the same right
Speaker 1: after us. Literally I took it. He took my room.
Speaker 1: When he left, I moved into his room. Yeah, they no,
Speaker 1: because I was trying to stay. More like Stevie j
Speaker 1: had Faith over and they went and renting the boats
Speaker 1: and ship. So people saw that, like because we were
Speaker 1: on quarantine an isolation for for weeks, you know, so
Speaker 1: we couldn't go, We couldn't interact with with with the
Speaker 1: other side of the resort, we couldn't leave the resort.
Speaker 1: So by the time they wrapped it, we was like
Speaker 1: so ready to just fucking just hang out in party.
Speaker 1: Everybody started staying late and like like staying the extra
Speaker 1: day so we can you know, do jet skis and
Speaker 1: and pull in uh you know, boats and ship. So
Speaker 1: I'm staying and I'm the last person there, and they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: you gotta go because Michael Blackston is waiting, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, waiting for the room, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And I said, Mike, my man, come come
Speaker 1: up stairs. You know, I swear the Paris. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave, and they're like, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: Would let you stay on sofa City? You could just
Speaker 1: stayed on the sofa because like it was a big
Speaker 1: sweet so it's like a big living room when a
Speaker 1: dining the room and so in a sofa and there's
Speaker 1: a bedroom. So me and right away took the bed room.
Speaker 1: Who didn't have him to stay in it and living
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna be in there anyway, and I was
Speaker 1: gonna be out there, you know, getting boats and what
Speaker 1: that makes. So when did you Where did you end
Speaker 1: up staying in Halleydeen? No? So what happened was I left,
Speaker 1: and you know the networks in the driver for me.
Speaker 1: I'm all my way to the airport and I get
Speaker 1: halfway to the airport and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I love it out here in California. I said, I'm
Speaker 1: going to get an apartment out here. So I told you.
Speaker 1: I called the show runner. I said, can you favor
Speaker 1: can you reroute this this car and take me to
Speaker 1: l A. Damn, I'm gonna go to l A for
Speaker 1: two days and look for an apartment and it's like,
Speaker 1: okay cool when they rerouted it and that was fourteen
Speaker 1: days ago. Wow, you're still here. I'm still here. You
Speaker 1: didn't be here forever. No, No, I really gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here. You gotta get out. I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of But the l A is pretty cool, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. What I talked about, l A's
Speaker 1: like it's not an easy place to live for an entertainer.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's very expensive, you know, just like you know,
Speaker 1: and l A people come to a lot of the
Speaker 1: models come from like Wyoming, Idahoo, they'd be the baddest bitches.
Speaker 1: They'd be the baddest bitches in this statement it comes
Speaker 1: to l A. They'd probably be the second gliers, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So l A is not an
Speaker 1: easy place. You know, they're just as many people to come.
Speaker 1: People turn around every day, you know. But during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: a lot of apartments got cheap, so you know, if
Speaker 1: you want to place better hot pot in there, because
Speaker 1: that's what that's what Mike told me last night. So
Speaker 1: Mike says to me, because I'm telling him, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, having like a little hot heart
Speaker 1: with him, like your Mike, I feel like I need
Speaker 1: to be out here, and he's like, yeah, nigga, but
Speaker 1: make sure you know you set up some ship and
Speaker 1: you're doing some things. He said, because I've seen a
Speaker 1: lot of necks come out hared go broke real fast.
Speaker 1: They become this motherfucker told me spend twenty grand between food,
Speaker 1: this and that just being here for you're gonna go broke.
Speaker 1: You spend that kind of money to get out of here.
Speaker 1: That's the whole year's worth the rent. After a few
Speaker 1: fucking boy and katanas and fucking um Mr Child, your
Speaker 1: fucking family man giving for free. I know you would
Speaker 1: think you gotta call them and be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: coming down the Holly. Wouldn't give a funky Mel Gibson
Speaker 1: have to pay for his fucking feet again, funk by
Speaker 1: this Puerto Rican just say you're from the movie Friday. No.
Speaker 1: But you know what's so funny? He's right though, Like
Speaker 1: it's really I would really say that l A is
Speaker 1: the one place for the most part, they really don't
Speaker 1: give a funk who you are. That ship works everywhere Miami,
Speaker 1: New York, Atlantic. You could just and it's like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: he's here. And then people get excited and want pictures
Speaker 1: and autographical type of ship l A. People like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no seats available, you gotta wait an uh fucking
Speaker 1: Denzel is waiting in line to motherfucker l l A
Speaker 1: is so expensive. Everybody has a roommate. Denzel Washston has
Speaker 1: a roommate. Seriously many things, sharing sixty a month with
Speaker 1: another nigger. The mother Stuck A podcast with me, Michael Blackson.
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