Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcasts reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 2: Three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys slice time for episode two ninety two.
Speaker 1: And before he Suresney two or it was two ninety three,
Speaker 1: two ninety three, I'm seeing a lot of two ninety
Speaker 1: ones coming up? Are the people that far behind? I
Speaker 1: don't know anymore. I gotta be honest, Brody, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this. This is for two ninety two.
Speaker 1: You are right, okay, two ninety two. Because it was
Speaker 1: a Poundrome, we said, yep, well, spalking of that song
Speaker 1: that you just played. White Line, White Lines the band
Speaker 1: Living Color that was huge in the It was big
Speaker 1: in the eighties into the nineties. They're still touring and
Speaker 1: they do a cover version of white Lines and apache
Speaker 1: Wow as a as a montage in their shows. Now
Speaker 1: that's I mean, they're playing Brooklyn Bowl, I think in
Speaker 1: the next week or so. Very nice. But I happened
Speaker 1: to be looking to see them live and they played
Speaker 1: white Lines. Now that's a grand Master Flash or Melly Mell,
Speaker 1: Melly Mel and grand Master Funk, I think a nice
Speaker 1: Speaking of playing Brooklyn venues, we never acknowledged or tipped
Speaker 1: our caps to the grand reopening of the old Brooklyn Paramount.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Paramount was a very popular theater. You can google
Speaker 1: it back in the eighteen hundred and nineteen hundreds, turned
Speaker 1: to the century. But he used to host all the
Speaker 1: went used to go there. But they had the velvet
Speaker 1: ropes back in the day, do op shows, all kinds
Speaker 1: of stuff like all these all the great rock and
Speaker 1: roll acts of the nineteen fifties and sixties, they all play.
Speaker 1: They would go to the Brooklyn Paramount and then I
Speaker 1: don't know happened. They tore it down, it went bad,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, anyway, they reopened the Brooklyn Paramount
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago, and now current artists are starting
Speaker 1: to play there. I hear it's a beautiful venue. So
Speaker 1: I'm not aware of that. For no other reason other
Speaker 1: than to wax nostalgic. Well, what are you waxing? Nostalgic
Speaker 1: or nostalgia waxing yourself?
Speaker 3: For you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Wax on and wax off? There
Speaker 1: you go. I would like to visit Stalgia, guy, I
Speaker 1: would like to see a great show there. That would
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. But just to go to see
Speaker 1: any music. But you can go see some of the
Speaker 1: artists you grew up with, like you know Nicki Minaj,
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj, she would play. It's a smaller venue anyway,
Speaker 1: this is big for it. You know, big artists play
Speaker 1: small venues all the time. That's what I'm hearing, you know,
Speaker 1: and sometimes they play under different you know, we play steakhouses.
Speaker 1: We're big artists and we're playing steakhouses. We did, we did.
Speaker 1: We didn't really play there, but you know, we were
Speaker 1: invited again to be part of the New York Comedy
Speaker 1: Festival twenty twenty four. Ah, so we have to figure
Speaker 1: out how we would do that and if we want
Speaker 1: to do that, and if we can make it happen,
Speaker 1: we'll figure it out anyway, and we can sell tickets.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well it's the thing. It's not the major episode.
Speaker 1: This is not the the the this is the minor episode.
Speaker 1: This is the brook a minor episode. It's the companion episode.
Speaker 1: It's the companion episode to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. So
Speaker 1: it's not. And then slices leave talkbacks using the iHeart
Speaker 1: Radio app as a little microphone button. They leave us
Speaker 1: basically it's voicemails, but we call them talkbacks because that's
Speaker 1: what the corporate muckety MUCKs decided to call it, right,
Speaker 1: And you guys can give your feedback and your opinions
Speaker 1: on what we talk about only through the iHeart radio
Speaker 1: app though, so you click the mic and you leave
Speaker 1: it talkback. So these people are leaving some This person
Speaker 1: here is commenting on episode two ninety one, which is okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right, so on with the show. Remember the stage
Speaker 1: is yours slices.
Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 5: Hey, Hey, this is Nick and the real Nick. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm from Washington today right now. I lived in Vancla
Speaker 5: was Brooklyn for a hot minute. I have nothing to
Speaker 5: do with that man from Omaha.
Speaker 6: I'm definitely not Juan Waldez because I don't work in
Speaker 6: New Jersey. I live in work in Washington State, which
Speaker 6: I fucking not loving it. But it is what it is,
Speaker 6: you know, uh, and hang off a Part two.
Speaker 1: By the way, we didn't say you what one does.
Speaker 1: We implied you might be related in some way to
Speaker 1: the cowboy him not him, clearly no angel.
Speaker 6: From Washington State is part two. The whole topic of tablets,
Speaker 6: you know, the spinning tablet in the tip. These people
Speaker 6: gotta fucking stop. I swear to god, I don't give
Speaker 6: a fuck. If you work at the fucking newspaper, sam
Speaker 6: or airport, do your fucking job. I don't owe you
Speaker 6: any goddamn tip for you doing your job. There's no
Speaker 6: extra mile you went for. Clearly hang off for part three.
Speaker 1: Well, clearly commenting on the iPad swivel when you're even
Speaker 1: at a place like a pharmacy and now you have
Speaker 1: to expect it to tip on crap. By the way,
Speaker 1: I want you to check out a video that is
Speaker 1: a collab video on Instagram. It is is it Instagram? No,
Speaker 1: it's reels, Yeah, Instagram reels between Subway takes and Robbie
Speaker 1: robb Y Hoffman with two f's episode ninety eight. If
Speaker 1: I'm going to order, I'm not tipping. It's hilarious. Okay,
Speaker 1: send it to me and my dms. I did.
Speaker 6: This is Nick Washington state part three about the whole
Speaker 6: fucking tablet bullshit tips.
Speaker 1: He's if you work in the.
Speaker 6: Coffee shop and yeah, the barista was nice and she said,
Speaker 6: have a great day, and your lot it tastes good,
Speaker 6: or you just feel the vibe. Everything is friendly. Yeah,
Speaker 6: go ahead and do it and give a tip. But
Speaker 6: if you go out there no hello, nor how are you? Motherfucker,
Speaker 6: You're not getting no goddamn tip for me. I don't
Speaker 6: care if your service in the street. You need to
Speaker 6: know about this ship.
Speaker 1: Full of rage and explosives.
Speaker 6: And park number four. So god, this is Nick from
Speaker 6: Washington State. All right, buddy, Hey, ladies and gentlemen, are
Speaker 6: you still living Benstors Brooklyn? We know that, particularly not
Speaker 6: far from somewhere between Bay Park and eighty sixth Street Benstor's, Brooklyn.
Speaker 6: I am a real person. Fox Chat from Omaha. Juan, Well,
Speaker 6: this is cool. And the trucker guy, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm on the fence. I don't know if he's real
Speaker 6: or not. But love y'all and Danzy have sexy voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, row in shade, look at that. And by the way,
Speaker 1: for those of you are familiar with the Bensonhurst, Brooklyn area,
Speaker 1: you cannot live between eighty six Street and Bay Park Way.
Speaker 1: They cross each other. So either you lived on the
Speaker 1: corner or you don't remember where you lived.
Speaker 7: Okay, scary.
Speaker 8: I was just listening to the Z one hundred morning.
Speaker 9: Show and I had to quick fly over here to
Speaker 9: leave the Brooklyn boys to talk back, because how is
Speaker 9: it possible that Elvis visen to go to a Subway
Speaker 9: series Mats vers Yankees game and you're not mentioning bringing
Speaker 9: your loyal podcast code And before you say anything about
Speaker 9: him no longer working for the Morning Show, Elvis is
Speaker 9: bringing Greg T, who jumps ship way before Brody did,
Speaker 9: so you should have been right away saying, hey, you
Speaker 9: know who should we should invite also, mister Matt major
Speaker 9: fan David Brody.
Speaker 4: All right, come on, scary.
Speaker 1: Here's why I didn't do that on the on the
Speaker 1: Big Show. Very simple. It's not my ticket. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many tickets he's getting. And if he's in,
Speaker 1: if I'm an invited guest of Elvis on his dime,
Speaker 1: he gets to pick who's coming. I don't get to
Speaker 1: then say, oh, by the way, I think you should
Speaker 1: you should also give a ticket to Brody. It's it's
Speaker 1: not my call. Brody. You would agree with that, even
Speaker 1: being a big Met fan. Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: And besides, GREGT, he's still in the building. He's top
Speaker 1: of mine, and uh, it becomes an on air bit
Speaker 1: to have him come in and talk about it. It's fine,
Speaker 1: I'm Okay, now it's too much. You going to the
Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium or a city field Yankee Stadium. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to go up to the Bronx. No offense
Speaker 1: to the Bronx. It's I'd rather watch it. It's a
Speaker 1: nice thought, but it would be it would have been classless.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would have no kouth by saying, oh, Elvis,
Speaker 1: by the way, while you're spending money on me, uh,
Speaker 1: why don't you think about Brody now? And more importly,
Speaker 1: Scary would want to get credit for getting me the
Speaker 1: ticket from Elvis, and he would say that covers the
Speaker 1: steak dinner.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: The only thing Brody has to say about my back
Speaker 9: my back hair shaving business is let's just keep it
Speaker 9: about the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't understand that she has a backshaving business.
Speaker 1: She shaves backs, which is hilarious. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: hilarious that she's hilarious. It's a it's a good job
Speaker 1: if you you can get money making it, So you
Speaker 1: can make money doing it, I mean, yeah, no skin
Speaker 1: off my back, yo.
Speaker 8: Who cares that your aunt has a PhD?
Speaker 10: I have a PhD.
Speaker 9: Too, And sub off the floor Slice on Slice time.
Speaker 1: This is the person that, uh, there was a person
Speaker 1: combating all of my all the knowledge that I dropped
Speaker 1: about all the additives and food and they didn't well
Speaker 1: yeah I know. But the talk back was referencing the
Speaker 1: person that came back ant old, yeah, you just step
Speaker 1: all over me. I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I think there's a delay between
Speaker 1: us here. I think there's a problem. Counts three one
Speaker 1: two three. Okay, Yeah, that was a delay. I could
Speaker 1: see it already. All right, great, anyway, we'll work through it.
Speaker 1: There was a person the original comment or was a
Speaker 1: guy who was saying, my girlfriend is knows all this
Speaker 1: stuff about about the FDA and additors and food and whatever,
Speaker 1: and she tried to shoot out all of everything that
Speaker 1: I said. So here we are, and that was the
Speaker 1: response to that. Try and give a little context. Also,
Speaker 1: your name and where you're from.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you are listening to the Dietitian podcast with Scary
Speaker 8: Jones and some guy's weird aunt.
Speaker 1: Was his aunt, It wasn't his girlfriend, so whomever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Scary and Brody Brody and Scary go Roady the
Speaker 2: knee from Connecticut here listen. I just wanted to tell
Speaker 2: my fellow slices to adopt daily mind training through the
Speaker 2: use of positive affirmations because it will elevate your life
Speaker 2: in ways you never thought possible. All the best to
Speaker 2: my fellow Brooklyn Boy slices.
Speaker 1: Really should I incorporate a daily affirmation? Do you believe
Speaker 1: in that? Brody? No, you don't believe an affirmation medisine.
Speaker 1: It works with some people, like I'm gonna conquer the
Speaker 1: world today, and then you go out and try to
Speaker 1: conquer the world. You don't like it. I like to
Speaker 1: just go to fuck this ship. That's that's not okay,
Speaker 1: let's fuck it.
Speaker 11: Hey what lookcuse this is Angel from California. You know, Gary,
Speaker 11: you got my curiosity going about the dice in vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 10: So I went and bought one. I bought my felf.
Speaker 11: I refurbished one because I can't afford a real one.
Speaker 1: I don't have your kind of money.
Speaker 11: Well, anyway, you know, I'm gonna do a review here
Speaker 11: on the podcast. Please do so that I can show
Speaker 11: the slices that what you recommend is pretty more that
Speaker 11: you're not full of caka. Okay, So I'm gonna go
Speaker 11: ahead and do a ref Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn it on.
Speaker 10: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: So far that's a dice that is a dicon. I
Speaker 1: can't I know the Saturday.
Speaker 6: Who better?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it sounded like the dicon came in handy.
Speaker 1: Yes it did. What he definitely came and something came
Speaker 1: in handy. What a use for the dcon right there?
Speaker 1: Sounded like a dyson to me though, it definitely did.
Speaker 1: Sounded like a handy that came yeah, in handy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's still calling. Oh yeah, right there, end of the corner,
Speaker 1: right there. Oh beautiful, beautiful. Oh this is definitely better
Speaker 1: than a Kirby.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that was good. Oh my heyes are water
Speaker 1: couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 10: Oh anyway, that's a good, uh recommendation.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna go ahead and give it four point nine stars.
Speaker 11: The slices can go ahead and get one based on
Speaker 11: scary recommendations.
Speaker 1: There you go. Also shout out to the guy that
Speaker 1: used dice in as a as a verb, say, it's
Speaker 1: a good idea to dice in for dice in the house. Yep,
Speaker 1: for your girlfriend isn't that great? They're using dice in
Speaker 1: the sentence. It was on a reel. He sent me
Speaker 1: the reel. He didn't do the real He was like, look,
Speaker 1: this has gone viral, this video here and look at it.
Speaker 1: Listen to how they use the word dice in So
Speaker 1: that's so so that actually justifies my use using it
Speaker 1: in place of the word vacuum. Guy. Still, it's too
Speaker 1: boogie for me, guys.
Speaker 13: This is Resa from Wisconsin. I literally just paused my app,
Speaker 13: downloaded the iHeart app, stepped out of work so I
Speaker 13: could leave this talk back. Scary. You want to have giveaways,
Speaker 13: cash giveaways, and you're saying you need whatever kind of
Speaker 13: cash to do this. Didn't you buy a bajillion dollar
Speaker 13: sound system and all this other bougie shit that you
Speaker 13: get to go do all the time, and you can't
Speaker 13: fork up what one hundred dollars every fancy episode you
Speaker 13: guys have for us.
Speaker 1: It's valid point, all right point. You can't argue with that.
Speaker 1: You can't. We're gonna chip in fifty to fifty, right, Brody, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not working at the moment. The we're co host
Speaker 1: we are we are co hosts. Yeah, fifty I'll get
Speaker 1: back to you.
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, this is Katie from Cleveland. I think I'm
Speaker 14: a little bit late on this. I was at a
Speaker 14: conference last week, But loud, scary agave is not a
Speaker 14: good sweetener for ketchup. It's actually really increases your gleismic load.
Speaker 14: Stavia coconut sugar and honey and maple syrup, the natural
Speaker 14: sweeteners are actually better for you. So just so you know,
Speaker 14: I'm a nutritionists.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I definitely know Stevia plant leaf extract is
Speaker 1: one of them. And then obviously you can't fuck with
Speaker 1: the naturals, right, But honey, honey and maple's here. The
Speaker 1: problem with us is way too much sugar in those.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's natural sugar, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Someone told me agave was a good thing, all right, listen,
Speaker 1: con conflicting informission. I guess it depends on what you're
Speaker 1: using it for. I gotta take it from the nutritious
Speaker 1: to nutritionist.
Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn, boys, you know who this is death bitch
Speaker 15: from Queens. You guys should talking about the San Francisco
Speaker 15: news station that screwed up the pilot's names. I wonder
Speaker 15: if John Travolta works at that station.
Speaker 16: Don't forget he thinks Adina Menzel and Adele de Zim
Speaker 16: are the same name, So maybe he works at that
Speaker 16: news station or something, and he fucked up the names.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here's what she's referencing. Somebody submitted spoof
Speaker 1: stereotypically offensive Asian names for the people on the Asian
Speaker 1: airline that had a mishap at the airport, you know,
Speaker 1: like suck, muck, dick or whatever it was or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. But it wasn't like it was we too low,
Speaker 1: remembering your name wrong and bang bangding owl something wong,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't quite a. Travolta didn't read properly and
Speaker 1: tried to guess what the right a Dina Menzel's name
Speaker 1: was on the teleprompter. Not exactly the same.
Speaker 4: Yes, I already scares brands.
Speaker 1: What I didn't hear what this person said? What she
Speaker 1: would eat your toe fungus?
Speaker 4: Yes, I already scars brands.
Speaker 1: I would eat scaries, something burnt toothbrush. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 17: I don't know, scary, Brody, Brody, scary. This is Jane
Speaker 17: from NYC. Just wonldn't agree with the SML thoughts. I
Speaker 17: think it's so much funnier when they break. First of all,
Speaker 17: Ryan Goslin was an awesome host. He was great. And
Speaker 17: I did a deep dive into the Norm McDonald OJ
Speaker 17: Joe and they are great. What a legend he was.
Speaker 17: Love the work guys, keep it up, big fan.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now what a legend he is? Never mine was, yeah,
Speaker 1: still is a legend.
Speaker 18: Bricking boys. It's Marylyn from Omaha for episode two ninety two.
Speaker 18: Uh oh, what a great episode, just like you both
Speaker 18: said the Saturday Night Live was. It was so good. Scary,
Speaker 18: don't shame Brody for fangirling with the Mets players.
Speaker 1: That is not nice. Thank you.
Speaker 18: And the Mets game tickets, No, Brody and Gandhi actually
Speaker 18: two totally different things. Scary didn't get the Mets game.
Speaker 18: You ate the steak. They are not the same thing.
Speaker 1: Love you boy, say you ate the steak? You know,
Speaker 1: Marilyn from Omaha, you were one of my favorites until
Speaker 1: just but here's the thing. I ate the steak, but
Speaker 1: Scared didn't buy it for me. No matter. You ate
Speaker 1: the steak and the attention was there, and I tipped
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars that night. Oh well, boy, I felt
Speaker 1: the pain on my wallet here this grief fifty dollars
Speaker 1: more than than I would have if I put in
Speaker 1: fifty not the fit. Are you steak dinner this week?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go move on. Here we go.
Speaker 19: Andrew from Upstate New York has a lot of deep
Speaker 19: anchor issues that needs.
Speaker 1: To be resolved.
Speaker 19: I don't know, maybe he should just walk through a
Speaker 19: field of flowers while singing kubai ass. But meditation helps.
Speaker 19: I've been doing it for about a week and it's
Speaker 19: helping tremendously. Maybe that's what he needs to get the
Speaker 19: stick out of his ass.
Speaker 1: Wowa. Speaking of tulips, remember talking about the person who
Speaker 1: said they tiptoted thro the tulips and I thought them
Speaker 1: in sex. Yeah, well I saw them yesterday and they
Speaker 1: had they had gone to the tulip fields again, oh,
Speaker 1: with a with a female friend, Like, oh, you went
Speaker 1: tiptoe to the tulips with a female friend this time? Ah,
Speaker 1: but again still no sex. Lots of pictures. By the way,
Speaker 1: all this in fighting with the slices reminding reminds me
Speaker 1: of all the chaos and the fighting going on with
Speaker 1: celebrities all the disc tracks going on, you see what
Speaker 1: all lots of First of all, you know Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 1: and Drake have had beef. Kendrick said some ship. Drake
Speaker 1: released a disc track and then doubled down saying, hey,
Speaker 1: why are you so silent? And literally made a song
Speaker 1: using AI of Snoop and an AI of Tupac, a
Speaker 1: three part rap where all three of them rap, all
Speaker 1: written by Drake, and Drake just released that on Friday,
Speaker 1: just ripping the fuck out of Kendrick Lamar. Then you
Speaker 1: got Taylor Swift on her new album. There was one
Speaker 1: song that throws shade at Kim Kardashian. In fact, the K,
Speaker 1: the I, the M are highlighted. So there's that. You
Speaker 1: got all these people fighting. And then Chris Brown is
Speaker 1: fighting with somebody right now. He released a disc track
Speaker 1: as long as he's not hitting them. A lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of disc tracks out there and a lot
Speaker 1: of people shading other people. Why can't we all just
Speaker 1: get along the slice. I don't have to release the
Speaker 1: dis track about you, but this put a disc track together. God,
Speaker 1: I just got to find Powty sing is willing to
Speaker 1: work for free. A lot of fighting, a lot of fighting, Brodie.
Speaker 19: I bought a laser take hit for my son about
Speaker 19: a month ago, and he played with it. It didn't
Speaker 19: work so well, and I told him that I was
Speaker 19: going to return it and try to get my money back.
Speaker 19: And I had my phone in my hands the whole
Speaker 19: time I was having this conversation with him. Well, I
Speaker 19: never contacted Amazon, and a week ago I received A
Speaker 19: week ago, I received an email saying that I got
Speaker 19: a full seventy dollars refund on it. And the bizarre
Speaker 19: thing is I never contacted them, but I had my
Speaker 19: phone in my hand the whole time I was having
Speaker 19: this discussion with my son. I think that the full.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was there a recall on the item? No, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird. It happened, by the way, Can I tell
Speaker 1: you a real quick story. Well, you know, I'll save
Speaker 1: my recall story for the Brooklyn boys. Okay, you do
Speaker 1: that in my car If I was my car got
Speaker 1: a big recall. Notice it's podcast. Looks like we're over
Speaker 1: halfway through talkbacks Slice Time Part two. Here we go,
Speaker 1: Good afternoon.
Speaker 3: This is shed from Omaha, and it's always going to
Speaker 3: be Brodie.
Speaker 1: With story. You know, I find it very very upsetting for.
Speaker 3: You to bring up that stupid video of the people
Speaker 3: making fun of the names of the pilots on that
Speaker 3: missing Malaysian flight.
Speaker 1: That is very very bad of you, my man. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you. It was not I think it was Singapore
Speaker 1: Air and it had a hard landing. It wasn't missing.
Speaker 1: That wasn't Singapore Air. No, it was the Malaysia. It
Speaker 1: was like that got lost over the year. That's different, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know if airline it was. I thought I
Speaker 1: was singing. It doesn't matter, right, it wasn't the one
Speaker 1: that went missing.
Speaker 3: By doing so, you are just enabling send people like
Speaker 3: these to continue producing terrible videos of this sort without
Speaker 3: taking into consideration the feelings of the family and friends
Speaker 3: of the victims. It will, my friend, have a voice
Speaker 3: in this world and should not condone.
Speaker 1: This type of behavior. And I am speaking to you,
Speaker 1: Scory good days, sir. Heck you Chad, Karen from Omaha,
Speaker 1: oh Chad, right.
Speaker 20: Hey Brodi, And scariest is Joe from California. I was
Speaker 20: watching Bill Maher this week and one of the guests
Speaker 20: said something amy, thank you guys. Let's see if you
Speaker 20: can hear what it was what Barr is doing and
Speaker 20: what so many I sometimes think of them as the
Speaker 20: Peter Malar Republicans, the Republicans.
Speaker 1: What did you get it? Let me know we got it,
Speaker 1: Peter Milar, Peter Peter Malar returns, man, I haven't heard
Speaker 1: of Peter Malar reference in about one hundred and fifty episodes. Dude,
Speaker 1: the commercials are still flying on the radio. Peter Malar,
Speaker 1: Peter Malar.
Speaker 9: Okay, scary Now, I hear on the podcast where you're
Speaker 9: telling Brody about the Mets game for the subway series.
Speaker 9: But where's the invite for Brody?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 9: You could buy his ticket if you don't want to,
Speaker 9: ask Elvis to buy him one, and you can invite
Speaker 9: him along because broke. He's going he hasn't work there anywhere,
Speaker 9: and on the way home you can buy a mistake there.
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, none of it applies. See above response.
Speaker 9: Thanks, Scary Now, you said the ogs are going to
Speaker 9: the game. Brody is one of the ogs. Oh, I'm
Speaker 9: upset for Brody even though he doesn't seem to care.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, did she did she leave that talk
Speaker 1: back after she heard us, which we haven't posted yet.
Speaker 1: How's that possible. We're still recording. I guess she. I
Speaker 1: guess he's rapping when you told me the story, right,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: in a hurry to rush to the Bronx to sit
Speaker 1: with a Yankee fan like Greg T and Danielle for
Speaker 1: that matter. And well, Danielle's Danielle's a calm Well no,
Speaker 1: I don't think Danielle. You haven't heard her recently? Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very round. She and I used to go at it.
Speaker 1: But Tea is like an obnoxious Yankee fan. And if
Speaker 1: the Mets are winning, I'll be obnoxious to him. But
Speaker 1: if God forbid the Mets of losing, I got to
Speaker 1: hear his bullshit.
Speaker 8: No game, no, thank you, Reggie Here.
Speaker 9: No, I would not eat scary fisted fries. That's discussing
Speaker 9: a fisted does remind me of a time that I
Speaker 9: ate the leftover fries off the plate of some people
Speaker 9: at the table next to me when they left, and
Speaker 9: I got a Cuba care stuck between my teeth.
Speaker 1: Thanks. The more you, the more you know, Thomas, the
Speaker 1: more you Okay, she's back.
Speaker 9: Reggie here again, would I have eaten the biscuit. That's
Speaker 9: scary fondled maybe probably I.
Speaker 1: Guess the fondled biscuit. She's eating worse. According to her
Speaker 1: talk back, my favorite breakfast joint down the Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: the fondled biscuit. Yeah, exactly. By the way, you didn't
Speaker 1: get my Clarence Thomas reference. I did because because they
Speaker 1: found a pubic hair of the coke can no, he claimed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he claimed it was Google that it's from from the
Speaker 1: nineteen nineties, nineteen eighties, ninety two. Is it really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Famenion City, I'm here listening to the podcast and
Speaker 4: you're talking about your picture with Dwight Goodin and scary
Speaker 4: posted his Brodie, we need to see yours with.
Speaker 20: Dry Gooden look and uh scary falling down.
Speaker 21: Otherwise it didn't happen.
Speaker 4: Because obviously there's no pictures of SCURYU the slur.
Speaker 10: But I want to see it. We want to see
Speaker 10: the picture.
Speaker 1: Thanks, bye, I'll put it in my Insta story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure you focus in on the eyes. Yeah. Actually
Speaker 1: it's gonna go. It's gonna go live. What's today twenty
Speaker 1: third as we're recording this. Yes, I'll post it on
Speaker 1: mindst story for tonight. On the twenty third so that
Speaker 1: you can see it through the twenty fourth.
Speaker 7: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, MJ FAM NJ the Parabon issue, episode
Speaker 7: two ninety. Everything's full of chemicals. It's good that you
Speaker 7: get stuff that's parabin free. That should be all year round.
Speaker 7: Just like Doctor Fat Loss. It should be all year round.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying suffering the whole year. I'm just saying
Speaker 7: your weight should stay like that for the whole year,
Speaker 7: not too indulge in chemical latent foods the rest of
Speaker 7: the year. This is part two. Yeah, a weight loss
Speaker 7: program should be all year round except for that first
Speaker 7: month of the detox.
Speaker 4: That that must be.
Speaker 7: Very hard, and I give you credit for that. However,
Speaker 7: you should stay that way the whole year so you
Speaker 7: don't have to suffer. She's right again in that January
Speaker 7: with the Doctor Fat laws, so you know, and then
Speaker 7: stop get rid of those doritos.
Speaker 10: Don't eat them.
Speaker 7: Okay, Bye, Love you guys, thank you.
Speaker 1: For doing my dirty work. I love you. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to say it. I don't have to hit the jingle. Hey,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. When I post the
Speaker 1: picture of of Dwight Gooden, should I zoom in on
Speaker 1: his face, and yeah, a little bit amazing. Should I
Speaker 1: put the whole picture in? People? I think you need
Speaker 1: to need to zoom in and be and and yeah,
Speaker 1: because but if I zoom in, then I'm not in
Speaker 1: the picture. Zoom in, that's fine, zoom in a lot,
Speaker 1: but you got to see the eyes then I gotta
Speaker 1: like I cut my face in half them.
Speaker 22: All right, Hey guys, it's a fern down in Atlanta.
Speaker 10: Just curious. Scary mentioned that he did a promo for
Speaker 10: god Zillah Kong on the podcast, So doesn't that deserve
Speaker 10: a jingle?
Speaker 1: It did, but you didn't have to point it out.
Speaker 1: The reason I didn't call jingle is that the movie
Speaker 1: was already out in theaters for a number of weeks,
Speaker 1: and he was retroactively mentioning his client something on the technicality.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, I don't owe you know jingles. That's
Speaker 1: a double negative. Therefore you want me Jim broken?
Speaker 10: So Brody, I don't know if you know, but shit's
Speaker 10: going down. The Jersey Kid allegedly wants a golden mic
Speaker 10: because Scary Joe's got a golden mic, but he left
Speaker 10: the show before you did, so technically, before he gets
Speaker 10: a golden mic.
Speaker 1: You should get a golden mic.
Speaker 10: This happened on air.
Speaker 1: It did, and let me context. You want me to reference, well,
Speaker 1: I'll explain my end of it, the context it, and
Speaker 1: then I will explain why.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 1: But first of all, the occasion was the fiftieth birthday,
Speaker 1: So Elvis got one when he was fifty. I think
Speaker 1: we all got one. Ear the company awarded him one, right,
Speaker 1: and then or is it for something else? But whatever
Speaker 1: it is. For Danielle, it was her fiftieth birthday. For me,
Speaker 1: it was my fiftieth birthday. So Greg T is trying
Speaker 1: to claim that he deserved one for his fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 1: Brody turned fifty like twenty years ago. Oh fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Brody, I'll tell you why I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't get a microphone. First of all, yes, I worked
Speaker 1: there past the time Greg T left by three years,
Speaker 1: but he started a year and a half before me,
Speaker 1: so that chops down my time to a year and
Speaker 1: a half longer than him. But I didn't really talk
Speaker 1: on the air. I didn't have a microphone on the air.
Speaker 1: I didn't speak, so it wouldn't make sense to give
Speaker 1: me a microphone. I would take a golden pen, golden pen,
Speaker 1: gold a golden pen. I'll take a golden ticket, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe like a Willie walkerstuffs his house and take whatever
Speaker 1: I want for five minutes, you know, like a like
Speaker 1: like a like a shopping spree. Yeah. No, I don't
Speaker 1: need a golden I have no use for it. Oh,
Speaker 1: he he's back again.
Speaker 10: Eat other news. Hey guy living the Last talk Bag.
Speaker 10: In episode two ninety one, you didn't live your name?
Speaker 10: You fuck you? This is the bit, scary, Johnson says
Speaker 10: something and then Brody gives you shit about it. Okay,
Speaker 10: this is the bit. If we don't do the bit,
Speaker 10: then what the fuck are we doing? My guy?
Speaker 2: You fuck you?
Speaker 10: Guy Living the Last Talkback who didn't give his name
Speaker 10: episode Hey Brooken poison bohamma best scary. You're not an explorer.
Speaker 10: You're explorer like Dora at the Explorer. You go do
Speaker 10: the same, don't ask. Hey, maybe you're visiting I have
Speaker 10: new place that you've never been, but you're not exploring.
Speaker 10: You're going to all the places that everybody knows.
Speaker 1: They're famous on Instagram.
Speaker 10: You're going through the four point five REMUW on Google.
Speaker 1: It's not you're Yeah, well, wan Valtez. Let me let
Speaker 1: me counterpoint there. Uh yeah, Okay, I'm going to Amsterdam
Speaker 1: and it is a popular place and a lot of
Speaker 1: people have been. Yeah, but I'm also going to the
Speaker 1: South of Spain Marbea. Okay, how many slices have been
Speaker 1: to Marbella, Spain? All right? Now, keep in mind they're
Speaker 1: two more popular south of Spain island places that people go.
Speaker 1: One of them is Majorca and the other is a Beisa.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to either of those. Did you get
Speaker 1: a deal on this one. I'm going with No, I'm
Speaker 1: going with tall Darren. He he bought a house there,
Speaker 1: so staying for staying for free, you'll be exploring his house.
Speaker 1: That's it. But still, he bought a house there. He
Speaker 1: invited me, he blocked it off from his Airbnb. I
Speaker 1: mean he was an investment property for him. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll take I'll take three free nights and
Speaker 1: darn tall Darren's rich. Told Darren's tall, and tall Darren
Speaker 1: gets women because he's tall. He's not rich. He's not rich.
Speaker 1: He's got money for a home. And more of you
Speaker 1: said you were going he saved up. The guy's like
Speaker 1: fucking fifty five years old. What does that have to
Speaker 1: do with him being affluent? He saved his pennies. He's
Speaker 1: also made a lot of pennies. That's not wrong with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't squander his money. No, he invested, not on
Speaker 1: fancy stuff. He's a good anyway, average guy. Anyway. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to go for free. Yeah, and if it's for free,
Speaker 1: it's for me.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm a Brooken boys desk. So this one is
Speaker 10: just for Buddy Broddy. I know you're doing a lot
Speaker 10: of podcasts and a lot of interviews. Where do they live?
Speaker 10: Because I tried to catch the live YouTube but I
Speaker 10: couldn't because I had schedule issues. But can you post
Speaker 10: the channel? Can you post where we can watch all
Speaker 10: the old interviews you've done, because I am interested in
Speaker 10: your take on the X Men show because it's fucking
Speaker 10: crazy and everybody.
Speaker 1: Case watch what he's talking about. I do a Marvel
Speaker 1: x Men ninety seven podcast every week reviewing the new
Speaker 1: episodes on Disney Channel and then whatever Marvel or a
Speaker 1: Star Wars has a new show. I'm part of a
Speaker 1: group of people that do reviews. It's the channel is
Speaker 1: called Descape. One word but if I send out a
Speaker 1: link and you don't get there for the live, it's
Speaker 1: the same link to watch the video. Once it's over,
Speaker 1: then it just lives there at that link, and once
Speaker 1: you click the link, you just click on the channel
Speaker 1: of that video and you can see all the videos.
Speaker 1: That's how YouTube works. So I don't have some anything out.
Speaker 10: And so it's Porty Scary. So let's let's really listen
Speaker 10: to the episode. Scary John says he's carrying a bottle
Speaker 10: now for three dinners. That is super expensive, right, it's
Speaker 10: bosh it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't even bought this bottle.
Speaker 10: This is a bottle that they gifted him.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't.
Speaker 10: Oh you know, what's the new battle that gifted that
Speaker 10: you're carrying out like you're still not opening my guy?
Speaker 1: What is that? Hey? Because he keeps going hey, let
Speaker 1: me just pause. Okay, Yeah, that was a gift and
Speaker 1: it was an expensive bottle. I got three dinners out
Speaker 1: of it right byobeat it three times and then you
Speaker 1: brought home It's best gift home as I was drinking
Speaker 1: everybody else's wine.
Speaker 10: Of course, he broken boys broke him best, and so
Speaker 10: was Burny Scary. Last when I leave Scary. If the
Speaker 10: slices don't leave talkbacks entertaining on the phone talkbacks, then
Speaker 10: how is this show going to be thirty to forty
Speaker 10: five minutes home? Then you have a dumb ass show
Speaker 10: that's like twenty minutes long and you have to stretch it.
Speaker 10: We need to leave talkbacks. So this could be entertaining
Speaker 10: for the people. But this is the whole pay.
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, that's enough for you one Valdez, thank you.
Speaker 1: Let him go. Don't don't he cut himself off? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't shut him off. That was the
Speaker 1: That was the end of the m P three five. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 4: Well I've brooking boys. Stacey from Pa In regards to
Speaker 4: Brodie's question, would you eat after Scary with his unwashed hands? Oh?
Speaker 10: Hell no?
Speaker 1: Life fondled fries, fisted fisted floor fries, the ones at
Speaker 1: the that you leave out in the hallway in the
Speaker 1: hotel room. No, No, you would eat hall fries. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not eating whole fries. No, there's no whole whole
Speaker 1: pass for whole fries. Come on, you don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of sex happened on them? No, and they leave
Speaker 1: that dirty tray on the floor, on the rug on
Speaker 1: the floor the hallway of the hotel. Right, No, you
Speaker 1: don't know who came by and manhandled a couple of
Speaker 1: them on the way by, And then you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is some left No would you uh? Would you
Speaker 1: sleep on a mattress that your roommates stole back in Boulder?
Speaker 1: We ain't never growing older? I might consider that. Halsey
Speaker 1: says that in the Chainsmoker song I'm well aware in Radio.
Speaker 22: Broody go back to the Naked Attraction show. I don't
Speaker 22: think anyone mentioned the guy who had elephant ears tattooed
Speaker 22: on his legs to make his d elephant trunk. I
Speaker 22: thought that was the funniest thing in a little bit
Speaker 22: that I want scary, scary, scary scary. I did the
Speaker 22: ice cream sandwich test with Target brands. Okay, also didn't mount.
Speaker 22: Also a drumstick cone ice cream that doesn't melt either. Ye,
Speaker 22: So from now on, I'm only buying huggings, not a
Speaker 22: spongor Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then what he's referring to is the fact that
Speaker 1: that some of these store bought again he used Walmart
Speaker 1: and Target and whatever, some of these storeboard ice cream
Speaker 1: sandwiches and things are so loaded with chemicals you could
Speaker 1: take them out of the freezer, leave them on the
Speaker 1: counter and they won't melt. That's how many chemicals are
Speaker 1: in there. Aren't all products in a store storeboard. What
Speaker 1: you said? Some of these?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 1: I was being redundant. Why are you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You may have been redundant, You may have been repetitive,
Speaker 1: could have been redundantly repetitive. I was redundantly repetitive. What hey, brody,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And you're how you doing there? You know?
Speaker 12: I was having a great time listening to an episode
Speaker 12: two hundred and ninety one the other day, and they're
Speaker 12: towards the in somewhere. The other fellow there, I don't
Speaker 12: know his name, the one that helps you out there,
Speaker 12: he starts is crying that the slashes are taking too
Speaker 12: long and it's getting come number some and I don't know.
Speaker 1: What what a bunch of bull?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Thank you? That was from?
Speaker 3: His name?
Speaker 1: Is scary? By the way, was so scary two ninety one?
Speaker 1: You expect a tip for what right?
Speaker 11: What he needs to do is learn how to appreciate
Speaker 11: the fact that the slashes are taking the time to
Speaker 11: call in and support you fellas.
Speaker 1: That's very important.
Speaker 23: So Scooty, take compare of those big ridcissors that you
Speaker 23: got left over and cut yourself a big old piece
Speaker 23: up blowing out dress, prick, you have a nice day
Speaker 23: to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah for complaining that the slices leave to any voice smails.
Speaker 1: That's the point of this podcast. No, I get it,
Speaker 1: but you got five in a row.
Speaker 12: Look, I'm sorry I had to come back on here
Speaker 12: and do one more talk because you know I'm a rebel.
Speaker 12: Why don't follow the rules, especially when they're coming from
Speaker 12: a cast.
Speaker 1: Not sill that old man Scooty who never brought home
Speaker 1: the jingles. He's just stringing us along.
Speaker 12: He can put me in slast time jail man from
Speaker 12: the podcast, or cut off my recording.
Speaker 10: I don't care.
Speaker 11: I salute the flag of Brodie.
Speaker 1: By the way, did you notice at the first voicemail,
Speaker 1: our friend the Trucker gave a subliminal shout out to
Speaker 1: our other friend from California when he said, oh ah boys,
Speaker 1: Yeah I noticed that. Yeah, yeah, all right, well thank you.
Speaker 1: Last one from an episode two ninety two Scary Joneses
Speaker 1: Falling Down, Falling Down, All right, Last one well, let's see.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this is a pearl of wisdom to lead us
Speaker 1: on a positive note, because last week when we played
Speaker 1: the last one, it was one that was just railing Brody,
Speaker 1: just crushing him. Yeah, it was we that positive note.
Speaker 21: Hey b boys, Christy from out of brook Brody, I
Speaker 21: know you're no longer on the zoo. I was listening
Speaker 21: on your very last day.
Speaker 1: In my eyes, you are missed.
Speaker 10: Your jokes are missed.
Speaker 21: But I think you should send your resume to Lauren
Speaker 21: Michaels and SNL because your free dessert sketches and your
Speaker 21: rants would be so funny, just hysterical and scary.
Speaker 10: I would be right there.
Speaker 21: With you eating the Goanoli's, eating the Spia Dell and
Speaker 21: whatever else was in that box.
Speaker 10: You guys are.
Speaker 1: Great, Yes, you eat other people's food, she said Ganolio.
Speaker 1: It was a positive. We left on a positive Brody.
Speaker 1: How great. By the way, I would sooner have my
Speaker 1: rants and my stories on urb your enthusiasm had it
Speaker 1: not ended. That's more of a vehicle for what I do.
Speaker 1: SNL doesn't normally do twelve minute rants, but I appreciate listen.
Speaker 1: They want to hire me. I have, I have sketches
Speaker 1: written I'm ready to go. I just love the fact
Speaker 1: that she would eat other people's leftovers that were left
Speaker 1: behind on the table she eat and hallway food at
Speaker 1: the whole. No, that's next level. That's desperation. That's when
Speaker 1: you're drunk and you don't even know what's going on
Speaker 1: and you're hungry and they stopped room service, Like, I
Speaker 1: need a hallway fry. Would you eat like hallway fries?
Speaker 1: And like a Motel six with a hallways outside? No, dude,
Speaker 1: the roachies get to it first reactions.
Speaker 20: This podcast all depends on you, baby,