Speaker 1: Captain Bigwood. I don't know if what I'm if I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to read into that. I don't know anything you're saying.
Speaker 2: Not sure if I should read into Captain Bigwood is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: I'm so worried to burb right now because I'm worried
Speaker 1: something's going to come up with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, and with that, we welcome you to the pre game.
Speaker 2: This one thinks that she has what is.
Speaker 1: It neurovirus or food poisoning, and I don't have any
Speaker 1: symptoms yet, but I will explain. I really I didn't
Speaker 1: land until twelve thirty this morning. Didn't really sleep very
Speaker 1: well because I'm all jacked up, tired kids whatever, five o'clock,
Speaker 1: Why did they do that?
Speaker 3: Why did they go to bed? Go to bed?
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to be up till seven, So I'm up.
Speaker 1: Didn't sleep all. I'm going to work out. Had a
Speaker 1: great workout in would you do a little berries?
Speaker 3: Okay? My girl abs and arms, but some rid and cardio.
Speaker 3: It was great.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to have a green druice. I'm gonna have some protein.
Speaker 1: I went to my favorite little burrito place to have
Speaker 1: a bowl, sat outside, got the vitamin C on me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it desn't matter. I had four hours sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking crushing.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: And then I started looking down at my bowl and
Speaker 1: it looks like the turkey meets a little pink. So
Speaker 1: then I'm like, how long I've been eating at this?
Speaker 1: How long have I been eating this? And when I
Speaker 1: looked it up, food poisoning symptoms usually occur five to
Speaker 1: six hours, so that was at about eleven thirty. I'm
Speaker 1: start going to happen in the middle of this, I'm
Speaker 1: starting to burp a little bit, so I'm thinking I'm
Speaker 1: either getting the neuro virus which is all over Instagram
Speaker 1: and what's that you don't want to get it? And
Speaker 1: apparently there's been a real uptake in cases. Okay, we
Speaker 1: just started this, but I'm going to have to cut
Speaker 1: this thing off. Don't say uptick, don't say nero. I mean,
Speaker 1: what is happening.
Speaker 2: You are on fire today and I'm I'm here for
Speaker 2: all of it.
Speaker 3: Are you here for the pregame? And we're here?
Speaker 2: We sure are, So let's do this first up is schlaire. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know we're terrible with this, you guys. Sorry, Sheila
Speaker 2: la shop fa la la la la. What are your
Speaker 2: must haves on game days?
Speaker 3: Oh? I got a few? No hit it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I just got to the ranches. We
Speaker 1: can tell what on the uh? Could you tell?
Speaker 2: What was the first hind Was it the cat jumping
Speaker 2: in the background or was it the overalls or the
Speaker 2: backwards hat? That this is what the look is for
Speaker 2: the next three days, Barry, sit down seriously. Oh and
Speaker 2: I found out that Ginger is not a girl. It's
Speaker 2: a boy who knows it's a fluid situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, so these are the cats they never are, dear
Speaker 1: uh whatever, who cares?
Speaker 2: I digress? What are your must haves on game day?
Speaker 2: Must haves on game day? Not an ad wish it
Speaker 2: was Celsius. And this is how cute Richard Sherman is so.
Speaker 2: Richard Sherman loves routine, very like. Everything has to be
Speaker 2: the same, even if we're standing on the field during
Speaker 2: halftime and at a desk, because some stadiums don't let
Speaker 2: you have the desk at halftime. He has to be
Speaker 2: in the same order that he is if he was
Speaker 2: sitting down, so like everything has to be routine. He
Speaker 2: when we started three years ago would bring me a celsius.
Speaker 2: So now every time we walk into the green room
Speaker 2: before the game, he hands me a celsius. I can't
Speaker 2: handle it. He's just the best. So orange celsius before
Speaker 2: the game. And also have to have chapstick and gum.
Speaker 2: You know how we feel about the like breath situation.
Speaker 2: Also need to have a phone charger. Phone needs to
Speaker 2: be charged at all times. I can't have the panic
Speaker 2: more for our exchange of texts than it is actually
Speaker 2: looking up any stats or information. Yeah, phone charger, chapstick,
Speaker 2: celsius and what else do I need a great attitude?
Speaker 3: So never leave home without it? Ever about you, I.
Speaker 1: Agree on the I'm more of the yes for pregame.
Speaker 1: I like some gum. Although yesterday I saw a video
Speaker 1: of myself and there we go. It's the New Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: This jaw is made of steel.
Speaker 3: Knock it off.
Speaker 1: Put it in the back of your like under your tongue.
Speaker 1: It's crazy what I'm doing over there. Breath spray for
Speaker 1: any time you're talking to pr a player, an athletic trainer,
Speaker 1: for an injury update.
Speaker 3: Imagine that I have to have those at all times.
Speaker 1: Sure, lip gloss, I'm a big I need a mirror
Speaker 1: and tissue because my right now stral is always running
Speaker 1: and I'm very concerned about what could be hanging out
Speaker 1: of it. I need a snack. I need a snack
Speaker 1: for half time. I also feel like I'm an athlete.
Speaker 1: They get a snack, I'd like a snack. And I
Speaker 1: love an illy coffee. I love any sort of coffee situation. Okay,
Speaker 1: these are all great things. I love this and thank
Speaker 1: you for your question. Next question and concern Chryslin five
Speaker 1: to two three, Please explain difference between running back and
Speaker 1: wide receiver? Oh forever confused? I love this well, two
Speaker 1: different personality and two different Badoux tights.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that, yes, wide out, you want to
Speaker 3: take it? Oh no, Well I'll explain one, you'll explain
Speaker 3: the other. So you go first.
Speaker 1: So running back is pretty easy because they are the
Speaker 1: one that runs through your rushing yards the ground game.
Speaker 1: They are the one that gets that going that sometimes
Speaker 1: gets the pressure off a quarterback.
Speaker 3: And wide receivers Josh.
Speaker 1: Jacobs, Aaron Jones feel better, Derrick Henry, who else am
Speaker 1: I missing Saquon Barkley, so exciting.
Speaker 3: Yes, all these people mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The wide receiver is it's also in the name. I
Speaker 3: hope the cat's okay.
Speaker 2: After that, you're receiving the ball, okay, And you're also
Speaker 2: you're getting the ball, not always, but just for purposes
Speaker 2: of explanation, you're getting the ball why, like on the
Speaker 2: wide side of the field, not in the narrow part
Speaker 2: of the field, like the line of scrimmage, not in
Speaker 2: the trenches. You're getting it on the outside. That also
Speaker 2: doesn't Yes, we get crossing routes. We get you can
Speaker 2: receive the ball in the middle of the field. But
Speaker 2: my point is is, just for simple explanation, you're going
Speaker 2: wide and you're going far down the field to receive
Speaker 2: the ball. Okay, So just think about running back is
Speaker 2: running the ball, the wide receiver is catching the ball.
Speaker 2: You're receiving it. Again, both positions can do both things.
Speaker 2: But hopefully that explains it. When in doubt, just look
Speaker 2: at the actual name of the position and you'll know
Speaker 2: what's happening. But adorable question, Chris. And here's the other thing.
Speaker 2: You're not forever confused.
Speaker 1: Now, don't let football make you feel stupid because think
Speaker 1: of all the different types of IQs and different types
Speaker 1: of people that you're for football. There are some casual fans,
Speaker 1: there are some diehards. There are some loud mouthse that
Speaker 1: think they know everything and it just turns out they don't.
Speaker 1: So don't let that. Uh what am I looking for?
Speaker 3: It all?
Speaker 2: Intermity, yeah, or imitator. I actually wanted to start an app.
Speaker 2: I might still start an ash for not just for women,
Speaker 2: but for any one that was felt overwhelmed by Swartz.
Speaker 2: And I also thought it would be great as a
Speaker 2: dating thing where you get these push notifications. Like let's
Speaker 2: say you were dating a guy that like loves the
Speaker 2: Denver Broncos, so you turn on your push notifications and
Speaker 2: throughout the game it would just look like you were
Speaker 2: getting a text message, but you were actually getting information
Speaker 2: that was pertinent to the game. So you could be like, oh,
Speaker 2: my god, I can't believe that bo Nicks has thrown
Speaker 2: for four hundred and fifteen yards. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: That is a career high for him so far. And
Speaker 2: the guy that you want to impress would be like,
Speaker 2: how do you know that? And be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: just just big Bonnicks, Denver Broncos fan, and he had
Speaker 2: sixty one starts in college at the University of Oregon.
Speaker 2: It's like we could just keep going. I mean you could,
Speaker 2: and it's there together by the end of the game,
Speaker 2: you know. So if anyone feel that we're using this
Speaker 2: as an advanced noticed that there's an NDA to be
Speaker 2: signed at Senior Peck how to stay strong through the
Speaker 2: holidays as I am awaiting results.
Speaker 3: From a biopsy.
Speaker 2: Oh, Senior Peck, I'm gonna let you handle this, sistercause
Speaker 2: you have been through this hell.
Speaker 1: It's awful, and honestly, the only way to get through
Speaker 1: it is to talk to people, maybe some alcohol and
Speaker 1: just staying busy. Honestly, I've waited a lot of results, biopsies.
Speaker 1: I've waited, Sarah, I've waited pregnancy. It sucks. I'm so
Speaker 1: so sorry. I hope everything's gonna be okay. Do your
Speaker 1: little journaling where you are?
Speaker 3: What's not? What's the word I'm having a hard time today.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Meditation?
Speaker 1: No, what is it where you speaking into existence? Manifesting?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yep, there it is? Uh huh, got it? Do
Speaker 3: all that?
Speaker 1: A ton of prayers, get some friends, around. You don't
Speaker 1: stay home alone, meet people for lunch, coffee, dinner, just
Speaker 1: stay busy.
Speaker 3: And I've I've never had to deal with that.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I had some fertility stuff where like
Speaker 2: the results were not great. When I came back, I
Speaker 2: was like, I only got that how many eggs. Probably
Speaker 2: shouldn't have drank that bottle of wine prior to the
Speaker 2: times at health Extraction. But I would say too, if
Speaker 2: for your friends, be vulnerable with your friends and say, hey, look,
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for this, I really need you. Could you
Speaker 2: just like check in whatever, don't be afraid to ask
Speaker 2: for help because sometimes your friends and Aaron has done
Speaker 2: this because she wants to take it all on herself.
Speaker 2: I won't even know that she has something coming up
Speaker 2: or has recently you know, shared those things with me
Speaker 2: and more regularly so I can be there to support her.
Speaker 2: But yeah, let your friends know that you just kind
Speaker 2: of want that additional support because if they're your friends.
Speaker 3: They want to be there for you. Yeah, but please
Speaker 3: let us know how everything goes. Yeah, thinking of you.
Speaker 1: So hard, Captain Bigwood. I don't know if what I'm
Speaker 1: if I'm supposed to read into that. I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: Was excited for a hinge first date but chose to
Speaker 1: postpone for a job interview. Did I make the wrong call? Now?
Speaker 3: Did you make the right call?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Did I make the right call? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes I think you did. And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If the person is worth it, they'll go back out
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 2: That's it, end of story, period, exclamation point. Absolutely, because
Speaker 2: if that person is someone that you end up dating
Speaker 2: or whatever, then they will want you to take the
Speaker 2: job interview because you can always have a chance for
Speaker 2: another date. Maybe that opportunity won't come around again. That's
Speaker 2: oh well, let us know how the job interview went.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't need a lot of fail ups. Also, you
Speaker 2: saying not sure if I should read into Captain Bigwood
Speaker 2: is fantastic.
Speaker 3: Hey, he won't. I won't name him.
Speaker 1: But we've been helping a guy on our crew with
Speaker 1: his hinge profile, and it's usually.
Speaker 3: After hours when we are just really on fire.
Speaker 1: Dean Blandino, who has joined our crew some weekends.
Speaker 3: Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm like, are you calling out Dean for his head? No,
Speaker 1: he's helping this person as well. But some of these
Speaker 1: photos that are being chosen are holy I'm like, stop,
Speaker 1: get do not the one where you're on the field
Speaker 1: talking to an athlete like that off that looks so thirsty.
Speaker 1: The one you're in the pool with the beverage. Hey
Speaker 1: ever get that off any way?
Speaker 3: Crazy? Okay, we're just gonna do this.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's not Tom Brady, by the way,
Speaker 1: you guys, it's not. He doesn't need help with his
Speaker 1: hinge profile, not that he has one. We'll just make
Speaker 1: this a clip and not even save it for the
Speaker 1: big show because Kerr and Ryan, you know what, what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen here. I have a whole rant about these pictures.
Speaker 1: So I've never been on a dating app. And I
Speaker 1: don't say that like, oh, I've never had to be
Speaker 1: on a dating app. I just yeah, sure, I have
Speaker 1: chosen not to meet people that way. Sometimes it's worked out,
Speaker 1: sometimes it hasn't.
Speaker 2: Anyways, my sister met on a dating app with her
Speaker 2: husband seventeen years ago. Like, I am pro dating app.
Speaker 2: If like it clearly works, like go for it. And
Speaker 2: it's hard to meet people, and maybe your work isn't
Speaker 2: somewhere that you can meet people, maybe you don't like
Speaker 2: going out anyways, pro dating app, go get them. But
Speaker 2: here's the rant, because I also have helped a friend
Speaker 2: do this and she doesn't care if I say it. Julie,
Speaker 2: you know i'm talking to you. Julie has terrible text banter,
Speaker 2: so I'm always like, give me, give.
Speaker 3: Me the text.
Speaker 2: I will pretend i'm you and will at least get
Speaker 2: you to the date, because once you're to the date,
Speaker 2: you're fine.
Speaker 3: But you're exactly right.
Speaker 2: These frickin' pictures that le And if you don't post
Speaker 2: a picture without sunglasses on, I will think you're a
Speaker 2: serial killer.
Speaker 3: Take the sunglasses off.
Speaker 2: You are not allowed to have your shirt like you're
Speaker 2: you know, just oh no, stop it be normal, and
Speaker 2: don't if you don't have a dog, don't post a
Speaker 2: picture with a dog.
Speaker 3: He did I know a dog?
Speaker 1: I was like, this is stupid. Now take the one
Speaker 1: with you off the sideline or on your desk. With Julian,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you and I have went through the
Speaker 1: same dating profile with him. I know I almost had
Speaker 1: to pull him aside. No I did pull him aside.
Speaker 1: No I didn't. I said it in front of everyone.
Speaker 1: Is this an act?
Speaker 3: Or you for real? Right now? Because this is nuts?
Speaker 3: You've checked off all the boxes.
Speaker 2: We hate animals that aren't your sunglass pictures, shirtless in
Speaker 2: a pool and bragging like you're best friends with athletes.
Speaker 1: We get what you do in the living knock enough
Speaker 1: you already just tell them what you do and you're fine.
Speaker 1: But I don't need to see the picture of you
Speaker 1: on pre like.
Speaker 3: It's nuts.
Speaker 1: So Dean, so great, he goes, stop touching it, Stop
Speaker 1: touching the profile, leave it to us, Stop touching it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's so great.
Speaker 2: As this started out, and I was thinking to myself
Speaker 2: and going through and through, and the fact is that
Speaker 2: we've both went through great Jared, what up anyways?
Speaker 1: Nod stole Also the line I know where to find
Speaker 1: a great breakfast burrito.
Speaker 3: Take that off? Take it off. That sounds crazy. Still
Speaker 3: has that off there?
Speaker 1: Young ol twenty four confront married coworker on a trip
Speaker 1: who hooks.
Speaker 3: Up with someone? Wow, this is fantastic. Question mark.
Speaker 2: I should include the question mark confront married coworker on
Speaker 2: work trip who hooks up with someone?
Speaker 3: How close are with it? Your boss? Don't do that?
Speaker 1: Oh no, God, leave that far far away alone. I
Speaker 1: can't talk either.
Speaker 3: It depends on how close you are with this person.
Speaker 3: You know what, I've started to really take into consideration.
Speaker 2: In a none of my fucking business. Do not get
Speaker 2: involved with things that don't concern you unless it is
Speaker 2: something that involves safety and involves whatever. But when it
Speaker 2: comes to trauma, yeah, because you just let it. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: We're not gonna let the building burn. But if this
Speaker 2: is some drama, don't dip your toe in that water
Speaker 2: if you don't want to swim, okay, because now you're
Speaker 2: pulling into the whole thing, and now you got the
Speaker 2: wife calling you and being like I heard that you saw,
Speaker 2: but you never told me.
Speaker 3: Uh uh.
Speaker 2: So unless this is someone you are very very close
Speaker 2: with and you can say, hey, knock it off, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna get around. And unless you want your whole
Speaker 2: marriage and everything to blow up first fall, don't cheat
Speaker 2: to begin with, but just proceed with caution, would be
Speaker 2: my advice. If you don't want to be a part
Speaker 2: of something like that, then don't get involved to begin with.
Speaker 2: That's okay. Next, do you want to say anything or don't?
Speaker 2: That's no, I just I don't. I don't, so okay,
Speaker 2: Eric Erica Reeney thirteen. When you put people in their
Speaker 2: place and their behavior. Do you ever get recognized people say,
Speaker 2: are we drunk?
Speaker 1: What? I wish I'd been drunk for the last like
Speaker 1: week and a half.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I need to Steve and I are doing a dry January,
Speaker 2: but not a full dry January because that's not January
Speaker 2: yet exactly. And we're doing one day a week drinking
Speaker 2: because we're both like, okay, we need to be do
Speaker 2: we have a problem And we're like, no.
Speaker 3: I know what the playoffs are coming. You can't do that.
Speaker 3: Don't want day a week on me?
Speaker 1: Well, that's my super Bowls and in February, so that's exactly,
Speaker 1: and we don't go.
Speaker 3: To the NSCU Championship game. And I don't want to
Speaker 3: hear that shit. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I saw on Instagram yesterday this lady was like
Speaker 1: how many months sober and how great she got and
Speaker 1: like gorgeous and hair and skin, and I was like.
Speaker 3: Huh, what's that like?
Speaker 2: Okay, dehiration, I've been thinking about getting one of that
Speaker 2: left lip that thing you have you been hearing about that?
Speaker 3: No, I've been hearing about the neuro virus.
Speaker 1: Also, by the way, I feel like I just had
Speaker 1: a little piece of turkey in the back of my
Speaker 1: en and now I'm wondering if that's gonna rte me
Speaker 1: saying well, okay, Erica Rene thirteen, Renee Renee no Erica
Speaker 1: Renee thirteen. When you put people in their place for
Speaker 1: their behavior, do you ever get recognized people say shit
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to answer this. I have so
Speaker 3: many thoughts. Why don't you take this one?
Speaker 2: Do I put people in their place? By the way,
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think I do a little bit more so.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, actually somebody? Uh so, I again, I learned
Speaker 2: years ago, don't get into the cesspool that is X.
Speaker 3: Look. There's a lot of great aspects of it information.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, exactly, a lot of great things about that,
Speaker 1: But that in a sound bite would be great. What
Speaker 1: up New York Posts Carissa not sober, but hi on
Speaker 1: extasy Okay, X the app has a lot of redeeming
Speaker 1: qualities quick information, news source. Okay, that's fine, But I
Speaker 1: learned a long time ago not to ever go into
Speaker 1: that cesspool of comments, because Lord only knows what we've
Speaker 1: talked about it before on this podcast.
Speaker 2: We could name all the things that they already say
Speaker 2: about us. Fine, but the other day and again I
Speaker 2: don't know why, because maybe I was like posting something.
Speaker 2: Something came up because it was on the comments have
Speaker 2: to move over and some guy was like, you're so
Speaker 2: tacky for giving the middle finger to this woman that
Speaker 2: we didn't. We did a postgame segment with Huci. She's
Speaker 2: like this famed woman in Chicago that is hysterical.
Speaker 3: She talks shit to her customers. She is like a legend.
Speaker 2: Okay exactly. So her whole bit is like she talks
Speaker 2: shit to customers, they give it back.
Speaker 3: It's great. So she comes on our set, has this
Speaker 3: whole bit.
Speaker 2: She roasts me for getting married so many times, and
Speaker 2: so I put up my ring finger, but the guy
Speaker 2: thought it was my middle finger. He's like, you're so
Speaker 2: tacky for putting up your middle finger and the NFL
Speaker 2: should be ashamed of themselves. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: first of all, Bob who loves Christ and his three daughters,
Speaker 2: I okay, I am going to go away in a
Speaker 2: manger after I say this and never look at the
Speaker 2: mentions again because it was my ring finger and happy holidays.
Speaker 2: But that's the kind of stuff. I'm like, why do
Speaker 2: I even respond because it's just stupid. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: get called out, but in person, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Come on up.
Speaker 2: You know where I am on Thursdays and Sundays after that,
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: I had this cat behind me last night in Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: Yeah you have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're sober, We're so so seriously, you know, I
Speaker 1: had this cat behind me at the Chilies went up
Speaker 1: Chilies in Minnesota, great stop.
Speaker 3: We were pumped. They gave us a table of seven.
Speaker 3: We were fucking pumped. And we had a good hour
Speaker 3: during the holidays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it'd have a little like you know, dinner
Speaker 1: and some Christmas cocktails there and this guy like, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I got there before my cruited people are changing. I
Speaker 1: already changed to the stadium whatever. I'm standing there.
Speaker 3: And the lady's like, oh can I help you? We
Speaker 3: got it?
Speaker 1: Oh you look familiar O haaha better names Aaron like
Speaker 1: and you know, doing the.
Speaker 3: Eh, who'd you pick today?
Speaker 1: Though? The packers was like shit like that, and I'm
Speaker 1: not turning around. And then finally I'm like, where the
Speaker 1: hell is Katy? Where is Grossy? Like I'm about to
Speaker 1: lose it right now. I'm this fucking guy because he's
Speaker 1: just like but she's good and it was like finally,
Speaker 1: like I turn around and go, hey, it's just you're
Speaker 1: it's not funny and it's stupid, and why don't you
Speaker 1: go sit at the bar, you know, like.
Speaker 2: I've been with Aaron when these things happen. She I
Speaker 2: will say. I will say, Bob from Minneapolis, I was rised.
Speaker 2: I will say, you've gotten much better at this though
Speaker 2: your patients.
Speaker 3: You used to used to be real quick on the job.
Speaker 2: Being a mother, you have a little you have a
Speaker 2: lot more I think restraint. Now Santa Margarita comes and
Speaker 2: you're laughing with the guy and it turned the thing.
Speaker 3: But do not. Here's here's a p s A. Everybody.
Speaker 2: If you see Aaron or I at a chillis at
Speaker 2: an airport and you know we just worked a game,
Speaker 2: go ahead to drink the kitty cat calls after you've
Speaker 2: seen that I've received the drink, or in fact, you
Speaker 2: can buy me a drink. I'll chat your I'll chat
Speaker 2: your ERA, chat your eup. I will chat with you. Actually,
Speaker 2: you know what I was doing and you know why,
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about it on the big show. I
Speaker 2: was in that same aforementioned Minneapolis airport by myself staring
Speaker 2: at the Kirby Pucket, Jersey, drinking Blue Moons by myself
Speaker 2: because I told Steve to kick rocks in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Wait, I got concerned Christmas was ruined. Somebody says the
Speaker 1: old text were breaking up, and I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: it's Christmas Eve. The fuck don't ruin my holiday.
Speaker 2: Christa, Todd and Margo had a real exchange, okay, and
Speaker 2: as was scrubbing the carpet, Todd was nowhere to be
Speaker 2: found and there was a mishap.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it on the big show.
Speaker 2: But I would say, if you want to have a
Speaker 2: conversation with us at the bar, no problem, but just
Speaker 2: wait till we have the drink and at least have
Speaker 2: something constructive to say.
Speaker 1: And don't do the better name is Aaron oh Loco
Speaker 1: your sideline.
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you please sit this asshole?
Speaker 1: Thank you God, just go go go.
Speaker 2: Like so, anyways, youngle twenty four, did that answer your question?
Speaker 2: We're all at a time, Erica Renee, Oh, we already
Speaker 2: talked about her, sweet girl.
Speaker 3: How about this one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad Bentley, I have a crush on a sideline reporter.
Speaker 3: We have a mutual friend. How do I go about that?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think who's single and ready to mingle
Speaker 1: on the side, Nines, I.
Speaker 3: Have a crush on the sideline. We have a mutual friend.
Speaker 3: How do I go about that? Okay, let's think about it, Brent.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I feel like that would be the first
Speaker 2: stop on this dating express, right, get involved there and
Speaker 2: then at least set up if you can, like a
Speaker 2: group date, like we're gonna all go get drinks together,
Speaker 2: like you can't but don't know, Kat calling at the
Speaker 2: back and hill unless you buy her a drink. You
Speaker 2: know what, The move of buying a drink is really nice.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm into that, and you know what I'm into.
Speaker 2: Here's a tip, send over a drink to wherever said
Speaker 2: person is, like, if you can. It might not apply
Speaker 2: to this situation, but any guy Jared not stole on dating.
Speaker 3: App hinge, send over the drink. We don't care.
Speaker 2: We've called him out. I'm just going to tell him
Speaker 2: we've called him out. But jerack lyin, Jared Leine, we've
Speaker 2: got to sess you up. And if you're on a hinge,
Speaker 2: Jarrett Cleine's a wonderful person.
Speaker 3: Will help under that.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't need a minute and a half open here,
Speaker 2: So let me get to the point, okay, because we've
Speaker 2: got to kick off now. If you want to make
Speaker 2: an impression on a girl, tell the bartender to send
Speaker 2: over the drink. But you're going to leave the bar
Speaker 2: and you're going to write down your phone number on
Speaker 2: a napkin and it's going to get sent over with
Speaker 2: the drink. But you are going to be long gone
Speaker 2: by that point, because don't make it awkward for the girl.
Speaker 2: But if she or the guy, but if that person
Speaker 2: wants to call or text you to thank you for the.
Speaker 3: Drink, then they can do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I right, I'm into it because now I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2: And make sure you've made eye contact because I don't
Speaker 2: need to being like, oh, I had no idea who
Speaker 2: the person was, so now I can't text them. Make
Speaker 2: eye contact, little wink, I love a wink, and then
Speaker 2: send that drink over, send that number over and see
Speaker 2: what happens and hap hap happy holidays.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think it could work. I love it
Speaker 3: all right, all right, thanks Joe, we love you.
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