WEBVTT - Hour 2: Drinking Stories

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<v Speaker 1>Look Jessie Kelly Show thirty minutes from now. Boris Rifkin

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<v Speaker 1>with his continuing series every Tuesday at the same time

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<v Speaker 1>on the Soviet Union, communism, How did we get here?

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<v Speaker 1>All that's coming. I'm gonna get the Medal of Honor Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>which is normally on Monday. Here in just a second

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<v Speaker 1>couple of housekeeping items. One, don't miss Miranda Divine. She's

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<v Speaker 1>on my TV show tonight nine pm Eastern Time. Just

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<v Speaker 1>don't miss that. One the whole Hunter Biden, Joe Biden Ukraine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're involved in Ukraine thing. She's a wealth of

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<v Speaker 1>information there. I would tune into that. That's on the

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<v Speaker 1>first TV app. That's one. Two. Justin Trudeau stood up

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<v Speaker 1>today and gave a little speech on Vladimir Putin. Canada

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<v Speaker 1>and our allies will defend democracy. We are taking these

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<v Speaker 1>actions today to stand against authoritarianism. The people of Ukraine,

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<v Speaker 1>like all people, must be free to determine their own future.

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<v Speaker 1>We will continue working with our international partners to safeguard

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<v Speaker 1>Ukraine's territorial integrity and prevent further Russian aggression. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, I know this won't be popular. I stand

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<v Speaker 1>with Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden against authoritarianism. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what could be worse that? Think about this, Think about

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<v Speaker 1>how disgusting this is. What if a leader of a nation,

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<v Speaker 1>what if he threw his political opponents in jail and

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<v Speaker 1>kept them there? I mean, how can you even imagine that?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you wrap your mind around this? What if? I mean, gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>talk about authoritarianism and tyranny? What if what if the

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<v Speaker 1>leader of a nation killed innocent people on foreign soil?

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<v Speaker 1>Could could you even wrap your mind around that? Gosh?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be crazy, wouldn't it. Oh, they're just despicable,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank goodness. Nothing like that can happen here, Thank goodness. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd never catch Western leaders freezing the assets of their

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<v Speaker 1>own citizens. Disgusting. The financial instruments which our government is

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<v Speaker 1>using right now to act against these illegal blockades and

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<v Speaker 1>illegal occupation. We reviewed very very carefully the tools at

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<v Speaker 1>the disposal of the federal government, and we determined that

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<v Speaker 1>we needed some additional tools. Now, some of them. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>who is that Russian man? She doesn't she has really

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<v Speaker 1>cleaned up her accent. Who oh, oh, that's Canada's Deputy Freeland.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, Well, I mean at least look,

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<v Speaker 1>at least we can criticize Putin for going out there

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<v Speaker 1>and intentionally raising energy prices on his own citizens Keystone Pipeline.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I said it at the beginning of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say it again. Western governments in America, Canada, Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand, France and other places. Western governments taking the

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<v Speaker 1>force of government and aiming it at their own citizens

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<v Speaker 1>is by far the biggest story in the world right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't care if Vladimir Putin takes over all

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<v Speaker 1>of Eastern Europe. That ain't gonna change for you or

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<v Speaker 1>me now without further ado. Normally we do this on Mondays,

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<v Speaker 1>but we were all gone yesterday and we felt an

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<v Speaker 1>obligation to do it today. It's time for Medal of

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<v Speaker 1>Honor Monday on Tuesday, right, hey, honoring those who went

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<v Speaker 1>above and beyond its Medal of Honor Monday. This is

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<v Speaker 1>US Air Force, This is Afghanistan. Technical Sergeant John A.

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<v Speaker 1>Chapman distinguished himself by extraordinary heroism as an Air Force

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<v Speaker 1>Special Tactics combat controller attached to a Navy Sea, Air

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<v Speaker 1>and Land Team that Seals Seal team conducting reconnaissance Operations

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<v Speaker 1>and Takugar, Afghanistan. On March fourth, two thousand and two.

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<v Speaker 1>During the insertion, the team's helicopter was ambushed, causing a

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<v Speaker 1>team aide to fall into an entrenched group of enemy

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<v Speaker 1>combatants below. Sergeant Chapman and his team voluntarily reinserted onto

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<v Speaker 1>the snowcap mountain into the heart of an known enemy

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<v Speaker 1>stronghold to rescue one of their own without regard for

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<v Speaker 1>his own safety. Sergeant Chapman immediately engage aged, moving in

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<v Speaker 1>the direction of the closest enemy position. Despite coming under

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<v Speaker 1>heavy fire from multiple directions, he fearlessly charged an enemy

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<v Speaker 1>bunker up a steep incline in thigh deep snow and

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<v Speaker 1>into hostile fire, directing directly engaging the enemy. Upon reaching

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<v Speaker 1>the bunker, Sergeant Chapman assaulted and cleared the position, killing

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<v Speaker 1>all enemy occupants with complete disregard for his own life.

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<v Speaker 1>Sergeant Chapman deliberately moved from cover only twelve meters from

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<v Speaker 1>the enemy and exposed himself once again to attack a

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<v Speaker 1>second bunker from which an emplaced machine gun was firing

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<v Speaker 1>on his team. Sergeant Chapman was struck and injured by

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<v Speaker 1>enemy fire. Despite severe mortal wounds. He continued to fight relentlessly,

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<v Speaker 1>sustaining a violent engagement with multiple enemy personnel before making

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<v Speaker 1>the ultimate sacrifice by his heroic actions an extraordinary valor,

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<v Speaker 1>sacrificing his life for the lives of his teammates. Technical

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<v Speaker 1>Sergeant Chapman upheld the highest adition to military service and

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<v Speaker 1>reflected great credit upon himself in the United States Air Force.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us always remember those are the men we remember now.

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<v Speaker 1>I brought up something earlier. It's going to sound a

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<v Speaker 1>little off topic, but I think it's pretty much applicable

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<v Speaker 1>to where we're at now because all the heavines are

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<v Speaker 1>out here right now. Supreme Court to hear Colorado clash

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<v Speaker 1>over LGBTQ rights and religious liberty. They essentially want to

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<v Speaker 1>know you remember all that wedding cake fiasco garbage where

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<v Speaker 1>all the LGBTQ Air Force people were charging into this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's what is Christian bakery and trying to make him

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<v Speaker 1>make gay wedding cakes. And look, I don't care how

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<v Speaker 1>offensive you take this as not if you're a business,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been given the rules for the last two years.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm running a business, I can refuse you service

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<v Speaker 1>for anything I want not vaccinated, Get out senated, get

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<v Speaker 1>out mask it out. Black Nope, don't serve pit black

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<v Speaker 1>people here, choose go Italian. Sorry, Up, you're too tall.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not selling you burgers here. Up you're too fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Go somewhere else for your smoothies. Gay people, Nope, gays

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<v Speaker 1>need not apply. Does that sound harsh, Well, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird how people think discrimination all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>sounds harsh again, because I just read for you. I

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<v Speaker 1>just read for you an email from a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>just lost his job after twenty eight years because of discrimination.

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<v Speaker 1>I could read email after email after email after email

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<v Speaker 1>from people, I can't go here, my daughter can't go there,

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<v Speaker 1>my son can't go here. I'm not allowed here. No

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, no no, no no no no no. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you dare let these communists now step up and claim

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<v Speaker 1>discrimination for anything. Discrimination is now part of the law

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<v Speaker 1>in America. It is part of the law here. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you just did it now. Don't get me wrong. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't necessarily recommend you start refusing service to tall people,

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<v Speaker 1>after all, were the best, And I definitely wouldn't start

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<v Speaker 1>refusing service to others who may help your business. But hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been given the rules, and the rules were handed

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<v Speaker 1>out very clearly. And once again, the people who spent

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<v Speaker 1>the time handing out these rules that we will now

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<v Speaker 1>follow didn't seem to realize. Norms change when you change norms.

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<v Speaker 1>When you tell businesses slap a sign on your door,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not welcome. Sorry, unvaccinated people aren'ty been allowed in

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<v Speaker 1>the door. Sorry, you're the dirty, lower second class than

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<v Speaker 1>you had better expect. That's coming around the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>And all once again say this when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. I don't even know if I should say

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<v Speaker 1>we anymore, because I don't think I consider myself in

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<v Speaker 1>this camp. I'll tell you this. For the longest time,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have considered myself very much in the more

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<v Speaker 1>libertarian camp. I don't think I would have called myself

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<v Speaker 1>a libertarian. But you know those stupid little tests you

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<v Speaker 1>take online where they determine where you fall, Almost always

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<v Speaker 1>I would get libertarian. I was just a very big hey,

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<v Speaker 1>keep government out of it, get government out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>live and let live. Don't care, don't whatever you do,

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. I'll leave you alone. You leave me alone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will tell you I still believe that is

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<v Speaker 1>the way a government should be. That's the way a

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<v Speaker 1>country should be set up. But I have really really

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<v Speaker 1>come around to how truly naive that was when dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with communists. They're never going to leave you alone. They're

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<v Speaker 1>never going to remain neutral. They're not going to respect

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<v Speaker 1>the live and let live thing. These people are monsters

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<v Speaker 1>who are out to dominate you. These people want to

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<v Speaker 1>hurt you, and these people don't want to I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just be neutral on values. There's such thing as neutrality

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<v Speaker 1>on values. That's what I got wrong. For so long.

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<v Speaker 1>You are either pushing yours or they're pushing theirs. That's

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<v Speaker 1>simply a fact. Staying out of that fight has been

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<v Speaker 1>the great failure of the right, and younger Jesse participated

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<v Speaker 1>wholeheartedly in that it is time to engage in that

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<v Speaker 1>it is time to be anti communists. All right, A

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<v Speaker 1>US House candidate has had issue an apology, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk about exactly what she did here in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second. You know what, I might even take

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<v Speaker 1>calls tonight eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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<v Speaker 1>seven three Now have you gotten your hero gun yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest? Shoots non lethal pepper balls one hundred miles

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<v Speaker 1>per hour. They explode on contact. It doesn't require concealed

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<v Speaker 1>carry permit. It doesn't require you to own weapons or

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<v Speaker 1>be comfortable with weapons at all. That daughter of yours

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<v Speaker 1>you're setting off to college, daddy, I don't like guns.

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<v Speaker 1>Get her a Hero guns got a laser sight. Anyone

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<v Speaker 1>can't rely on anybody right now. It's a crazy world.

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<v Speaker 1>We must take care of ourselves. Go to Hero twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty dot com use the code Jesse, and that gets

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<v Speaker 1>State restrictions may apply. Miss something. There's a podcast getting

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<v Speaker 1>on demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. And look, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>before I get to America, democrats, current Democrats, not older ones,

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<v Speaker 1>current Democrats, what they feel about what's happening in Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>Before I get to this FBI story golli and before

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<v Speaker 1>I get to the phones eight seven seven three seven

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<v Speaker 1>seven four three seven three. First and foremost, let's acknowledge baby,

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<v Speaker 1>it's National Margarite to day. I am so in honor

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<v Speaker 1>of National Margarite today, I thought it would be appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, it's not funny. Is this? This story is

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<v Speaker 1>not funny and I better not catch anybody laughing out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be appropriate to uh read this

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<v Speaker 1>story from Oklahoma. The headline is the US candidate sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for intoxication during a sleepover. A US House candidate in

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<v Speaker 1>Oklahoma has a apologized after reports that she became intoxicated

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<v Speaker 1>at a Valentine's Day weekend sleepover for middle eight school girls,

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<v Speaker 1>be rated several of the children, and vomited in a hamper. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not funny, all right. Democrat Abbey Broyles, thirty two,

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<v Speaker 1>told television station Kfore she had an adverse reaction after

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<v Speaker 1>drinking wine and taping in taking sleep medication given to

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<v Speaker 1>her by a friend. Okay, first, let's pause right there,

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<v Speaker 1>pause the look. I just I want to explain something

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody out there. And this applies to politicians, actors, athletes.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it applies to you in your life. Nobody ever

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<v Speaker 1>buys the stupid lame stories people came up with. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>all the Remember all the baseball players who were jacking

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<v Speaker 1>homers during Baseball's big steroids thing. Remember when Barry Bonds

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<v Speaker 1>heads swelled up like a tick and he's blasting eighty

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<v Speaker 1>homers a year. And then they add this big before Congress,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a stupid waste of time anyway, But during

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<v Speaker 1>this hearing, every single one of the athletes was saying

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<v Speaker 1>things like, well, I don't I don't know. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was tile on all and then I just started

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<v Speaker 1>swelling up, or or I don't know. A friend gave

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<v Speaker 1>me this cream. And remember I forget who which was

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<v Speaker 1>It might have been multiple of them, neighbor. They were

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<v Speaker 1>accused him injecting something. Then you actually said, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure what it was. Yeah, because boy, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about you. Just hand me a needle and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just pump whatever's in there into my body. Remember how

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<v Speaker 1>lame that sounded. Remember when joy and read that brain

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<v Speaker 1>Dad loser for MSNBC when she got busted. Apparently she

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<v Speaker 1>had some old blog which nobody read, and she had

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of anti gay stuff on there, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she said, well I got hacked, and that brings us

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<v Speaker 1>to Abby here, Abby Broyles, just as we begin our

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<v Speaker 1>journey down this wonderful, wonderful story. Okay, you didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>an adverse reaction to wine and the sleeping medication a

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<v Speaker 1>friend gave to you. Yeah, but maybe you mixed wine

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<v Speaker 1>with the sleeping medication. But why do you always have

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<v Speaker 1>to throw in the mystery? Friend? Lady, you got white

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<v Speaker 1>girl wasted at a middle age sleepover, and you really

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<v Speaker 1>kind of made a gigantic butt of yourself. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't, you didn't do well, But let's continue down

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<v Speaker 1>the story. I just that PSA was for all people

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<v Speaker 1>to just be honest in this day and age, No

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<v Speaker 1>matter how scared you are of the social media mob,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how scared you are of the phone call

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<v Speaker 1>from your boss. Everyone knows the truth. Your minds will

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<v Speaker 1>just come right out and admit it. You know you. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even have to apologize, you know me, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never apologize for anything. I don't care what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just get out ahead of this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever I'm accused of, I probably did it, probably a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred guilty it's just just count me in. It's guilty

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<v Speaker 1>right now. That's fine, Chris, It'll be fine, no big deal. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>she continues on, let's move along down the story. Instead

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<v Speaker 1>of helping me sleep, I hallucinated. I love that part.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, of course I blacked out and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember anything until I woke up or came two and

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<v Speaker 1>I was throwing up in a hamper. She said she

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<v Speaker 1>was invited to a slumber party by a good friend

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<v Speaker 1>from law school who was a mother of one of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls. Parents of at least one of the girls

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<v Speaker 1>who were at the sleepover told the online news outlet

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<v Speaker 1>non Doc that Broyles use profanity and be rated several

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<v Speaker 1>of the twelve and thirteen year old girls at the party,

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<v Speaker 1>commenting on one girl's acne and another's Hispanic ethnicity. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Look, I know what's not supposed to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hilarious. It's absolutely hilarious. One a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>out there, they don't do very well with alcohol. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're one of those people, but listen, listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that is kind of like one of those how

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<v Speaker 1>God Made you things. Some people's bodies just chemically don't

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<v Speaker 1>do well with alcohol. I had a friend, he would

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<v Speaker 1>go nameless. He would oftentimes disappear if he had alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>This is back in the Marine Corps, and we would

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<v Speaker 1>have to routinely, this wasn't just once. We would have

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<v Speaker 1>to routinely go out on search parties for him to

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<v Speaker 1>find him. We would oftentimes find that he and they remember,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like an upstanding normal guy in normal sober things.

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<v Speaker 1>We would find that he had broken into someone else's

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<v Speaker 1>barracks room and passed out on someone else's bed. That

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<v Speaker 1>was his thing. He wanted to go to a room

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't his and pass out on the bed. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you tried to wake him up, he'd start fighting you.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd just start punching you. You had to get ready

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<v Speaker 1>to start fighting. The look he was a normal person

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<v Speaker 1>in normal times. He didn't do well with alcohol. If

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<v Speaker 1>you find yourself making fun of a twelve year old

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<v Speaker 1>girl's pimples and throwing up in a hamper, may maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to find a new vice of some kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's time to take up knitting. Look, that's just me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. We've all had a night, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that just gave me an idea. And

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<v Speaker 1>I want to remind everybody this is a family show,

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<v Speaker 1>a family show. Kids listen to this show. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>Dumbest Thing? PG rated? What is the dumbest thing You've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done? After you've had one too many? Eight seven

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<v Speaker 1>seven three seven seven four three seven three. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what we're about to do next. We're about to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Boris Rifkin. He's gonna keep us updated on where

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<v Speaker 1>we left off with the Soviet Union and communism. But

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<v Speaker 1>when I get done with Boris, he's gonna last about

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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<v Speaker 1>seven three. What's the dumbest eg thing You've ever done?

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<v Speaker 1>After you've had one? Two many? All right, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>been heavy enough, let's have some fun hanging. But it

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<v Speaker 1>is the Jesse Kelly's Show, and we are doing something

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<v Speaker 1>we've never done before. Every single Tuesday, at this exact time,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Boris Rifkin. He's the sole member of

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<v Speaker 1>Monta Fly Holdings. He's also a history expert, especially on

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<v Speaker 1>communism stuff. I learned so much from this guy. In

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<v Speaker 1>a case you missed the last two, he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to recap the last two because we only have it

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<v Speaker 1>for one segment. You gotta go download the podcast. Last

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<v Speaker 1>two tuesdays, same thing, but Boris, we finished off last

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday and Lennon just died. Okay, so Lennon dies, we

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<v Speaker 1>have the largest country on earth? Was it just a

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<v Speaker 1>given Stalin was coming next? Well, thanks for having me

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<v Speaker 1>on again, Jeff, and just wanted to preface our conversation today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a really timely time seems to be talking about

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<v Speaker 1>all of this, given Potin's address, the Ukraine situation, and

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<v Speaker 1>how everything is put into a historical context. He's certainly

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<v Speaker 1>looking back about a century and a half. It would

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<v Speaker 1>be refreshing if our officials did the same and had

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<v Speaker 1>some historical groundings. So it just makes these segments that

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<v Speaker 1>much more important, I think, to understand what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>and so to get to the question. So not initially,

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<v Speaker 1>there was already, even before it was pretty clear that

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to pass on soon he had a

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<v Speaker 1>few strokes, there was already a struggle for power behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes between and Initially. What's interesting is people assumed

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<v Speaker 1>that Trotsky was seen as the air apparent and was

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<v Speaker 1>bound to succeed him, but in reality Trotsky was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit indifferent, He was indecisive. He didn't initially want to

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily gets the top job, and that was a huge

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<v Speaker 1>part of the reason why eventually Stalin was able to

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<v Speaker 1>organize a few combinations against him. So first Stalin attacked

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<v Speaker 1>him from the right, then he attacked him from the left,

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually, after about really a two year definitively power struggle,

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<v Speaker 1>Stalin was able to force Trotsky out of the party

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually have him expelled from the country altogether. And

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<v Speaker 1>by really nineteen twenty six, but to be very generous,

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen twenty eight or really nineteen twenty six, Stalin had

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<v Speaker 1>emerged as the undisputed leader of the Soviet Union, even

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<v Speaker 1>though he was never formally de Yuri, the head of

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<v Speaker 1>the government. He was really kind of an interesting setup

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<v Speaker 1>so that there was a formal head of the government

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody else, so he was always sort of the

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<v Speaker 1>one who everybody knew was in fact running the country

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<v Speaker 1>and in charge, but he preferred to stay behind the

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<v Speaker 1>scenes in terms of who was putting their signature on what,

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<v Speaker 1>in making any kind of public statements, because he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really a great order or speaker. He was a bureaucratic operator. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So initially, when Stalin takes over finally gets rid of Trotsky,

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<v Speaker 1>did he have all the power right away? Was there

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of central committee with some power in the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning and he got rid of them. Was it immediately

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<v Speaker 1>he ruled the country with an iron fist? What was

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<v Speaker 1>it in the very beginning? In the very beginning, there

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<v Speaker 1>were a couple of what we're called what eventually became

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<v Speaker 1>known as old Bolsheviks, the people who were in the

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<v Speaker 1>first Politbureau around Lenin, people like Zenoviev and Communist and Bukharans,

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<v Speaker 1>the people who at one point during this struggle for

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<v Speaker 1>power were allied with Stalin and then shifted over and

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<v Speaker 1>became allied with Trotsky against Stalin. It was a series

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<v Speaker 1>of these combinations. But by the time Trotsky was ousted,

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<v Speaker 1>Stalin was, for all intents and purposes, in full control.

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<v Speaker 1>The cadres of the party in the Center Committee and

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<v Speaker 1>the Politburo were beginning to be filled with his allies,

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<v Speaker 1>and the people who he opposed and his rivals had

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<v Speaker 1>either been expelled or were on their way up, And

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<v Speaker 1>so there was really no disputing who wasn't charged. By

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<v Speaker 1>the late nineteen twenties. Okay, you've already covered previously the

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<v Speaker 1>things Lennon did initially and then how he had to

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<v Speaker 1>change certain things. What was Stalin's go to initially? Where

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<v Speaker 1>did Stalin begin with his vision? So originally Stalin actually

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<v Speaker 1>opposed so Trotsky was a huge proponent of continuing war

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<v Speaker 1>communism and not backing Lenin's initially on the new economic policy,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there were some shifts in that direction. Stalin

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<v Speaker 1>came in with an attack from the left, saying that

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<v Speaker 1>the new economic policy was a mistake and we had

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<v Speaker 1>to get back to what eventually became collectivization full nationalization,

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<v Speaker 1>so there would be no limited state capitalism really of

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<v Speaker 1>any kind. What needed to happen was rapid industrialization, pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much with the aim of preparing the Soviet Union for war.

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<v Speaker 1>As you recall the last time we've talked, I mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>the unfinished business of nineteen twenty when they couldn't achieve

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<v Speaker 1>what they initially wanted to get in Eastern Europe. Stalin

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<v Speaker 1>had his eye on that and wanted to get the

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<v Speaker 1>Soviet military ready for a new major European campaign, and

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<v Speaker 1>so for that he decided to put a priority on

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<v Speaker 1>heavy industrializations that the cities needed to be fed, and

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<v Speaker 1>you had to emphasize building tractors, large factories that would

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<v Speaker 1>produce heavy equipment that could be quickly converted to tanks

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<v Speaker 1>and artillery and all the rest. And that pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>meant that the peasants had to be forced to provide

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<v Speaker 1>grain to the cities to feed the urban population, and

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<v Speaker 1>there had to be enough hard currency coming into finance

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<v Speaker 1>all of this. So that really was what motivated his

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<v Speaker 1>support for what became collectivisation and the terrible tragedy that

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<v Speaker 1>followed from that. Again, we're speaking with was Rifkin, an

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<v Speaker 1>expert on the history of the Soviet Union. This part

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<v Speaker 1>of our continuing series every Tuesday night at this time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Boris you just alluded to it got terrible, His collectivisation

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<v Speaker 1>got terrible. How terrible? What are you talking about? Them?

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<v Speaker 1>Millions of people dying from starvation all across the Soviet Union.

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<v Speaker 1>So we most famously hear about the what was called

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<v Speaker 1>the whole of the Moor in Ukraine, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>really happening all across the country, and basically it was

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<v Speaker 1>the peasants were first who had what were known as kolos.

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<v Speaker 1>These were sort of the quote unquote wealthiest, most productive

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<v Speaker 1>peasants were just driven off the land forcibly exiled, relocated,

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<v Speaker 1>or killed in the millions, and those who were left

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<v Speaker 1>were basically forced onto these collective farms where there was

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<v Speaker 1>no incentive to really do anything, and you know, they

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<v Speaker 1>were really not paid anything, and they were also tied

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<v Speaker 1>to the lands. So Stalin brought back served them to Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>So he took the stripped the peasants of their path sports,

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<v Speaker 1>so they couldn't leave the farms without special permission, So

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<v Speaker 1>effectively they became slaves and had to produce for the

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<v Speaker 1>state alongside this huge gulag system, which actually Lenin began building,

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<v Speaker 1>not Stalin. That's sort of a big myth that you

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<v Speaker 1>hear from the left that it was Stalin who built

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<v Speaker 1>the gulags and the concentration camps. Lenin and Trotsky began that.

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<v Speaker 1>Stalin expanded it and made it far grander and more institutionalized,

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<v Speaker 1>but it really began already with Lenin. And so those

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<v Speaker 1>two aspects of the regime that emerged, this sort of

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<v Speaker 1>forced collectivization, the Schoologs system and the militarization of the

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<v Speaker 1>Soviet unions gearing up for what eventually became the Second

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<v Speaker 1>World War. Those were the animating themes of Stalin's reign

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the nineteen thirties. Okay, and just real quick, boris,

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<v Speaker 1>what does I understand that the Communists don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>regard for human life? I get that part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But what does Stalin practically get out of starving millions

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<v Speaker 1>of Ukrainians today and people, as you pointed out elsewhere

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<v Speaker 1>in the Soviet Union? What does that benefit him? In reality?

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<v Speaker 1>On the one hand, it was just ideological contempt for

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<v Speaker 1>the peasantry, the same kind that Lennon had, but more narrowly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a hard currency. He basically, while millions of

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<v Speaker 1>peasants were starving to death, Soviet grain exports to Germany

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 1>by the way, including to Nazi Germany by that point,

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<v Speaker 1>and abroad to Western countries was increased. So you had

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<v Speaker 1>a mass famine happening in your country while you're exporting

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<v Speaker 1>huge amounts of grain abroad. And the reason was to

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<v Speaker 1>get the hard currency to build the factories and to

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<v Speaker 1>eventually build the tanks and to militarize. That was his priority,

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<v Speaker 1>to gear the country up for war and to push

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<v Speaker 1>through this rapid industrialization which required outside investment, and the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing that the Soviet Union could at that point

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<v Speaker 1>really export that would give him the hard currencies was grain.

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<v Speaker 1>Boris Rifkin. Everybody, well, we'll see you again next Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>my brother, think you so much, Thanks Jesse. Every Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>same time we get a little history lesson on communism

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<v Speaker 1>from Boris Rifkin. And don't forget my history podcast got

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:13.760
<v Speaker 1>put up yesterday. It's on the same feed on the

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<v Speaker 1>Korean War. Go enjoy that. Now it's just some emails.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get back to your phone calls eight seven seven

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<v Speaker 1>three seven seven four three seventy three. What's the dumbest

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<v Speaker 1>PG thing you ever did when you had too much

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<v Speaker 1>to drink? This one says Geez Jesse. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of my slippers because you said so. I love

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<v Speaker 1>them so great, so soft. I think of you every

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<v Speaker 1>time I wear them. Love you. My pillow makes the

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<v Speaker 1>sixty percent off, not sixteen six zero. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>go to my Pillow dot com and used to promo

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<v Speaker 1>thirty nine dollars in ninety nine cents. I told you,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone knows. Everyone knows about Geeza cotton. But oh

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<v Speaker 1>my goodness, the sheets are just the softest freaking things ever.

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<v Speaker 1>They never get old. My pillow dot com radio listeners

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<v Speaker 1>specials used to promo code Jesse. Or maybe you're driving,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine whatever eight hundred eight four five zero five

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<v Speaker 1>four four, We'll be back with your calls. And Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>in America? Where are we hang on? What Chris? We

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<v Speaker 1>can make jokes? It's fine, you got that right then,

0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who was this genius back from I mean this is

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<v Speaker 1>August twenty second. Who was the guy who was on

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<v Speaker 1>TV and radio saying stuff like this. You should feel

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassed on behalf of your nature because we look terrible

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<v Speaker 1>to the rest of the world right now, there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a way to put it. This is in international international embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 1>America has been the global superpower for your entire lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>It has. We took over that rule right about the

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<v Speaker 1>end of World War One. That's when we really became

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<v Speaker 1>top dog, and we've been top dog ever since. It's

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<v Speaker 1>about one hundred years. The world is looking right now

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<v Speaker 1>and they're asking, are they still top dog? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not what the top dog does. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what some fading power does. That was me back from

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<v Speaker 1>August after Afghanistan. Look where we are now. Look you

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<v Speaker 1>know what the Kremlin just said. You might not have heard.

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<v Speaker 1>It just came out like five seconds ago. Kremlin just

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<v Speaker 1>said they're not worried about the sanctions. They knew all

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<v Speaker 1>the sanctions were coming because we told them were they

0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 1>were all coming. What a bunch of idiots we have. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a people world. We forget that we have all

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<v Speaker 1>these over educated nerds over there. I went to Harvard

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<v Speaker 1>for nine thousand years. Yeah, but you don't know people.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't read the room, you don't know what makes

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<v Speaker 1>people tick, So you're useless. Before I get fired up

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<v Speaker 1>on that, before I get to the phone calls, let

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<v Speaker 1>me say this. I tell you about Pure talk a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know you've seen the things Verizon at and

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<v Speaker 1>T and T Mobile do with your money. You've seen

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<v Speaker 1>the commercials they run, You've seen the things those corporations.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I talk about pure talk because they don't do

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<v Speaker 1>any of that stuff, and they never would. CEOs, a

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<v Speaker 1>Vietnam veteran. They love this country, American customer service. Whence

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<v Speaker 1>the last time you saw a major company like this

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<v Speaker 1>base their customer service in America. Maybe the best part

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<v Speaker 1>isn't even the money savings. Average family saves over eight

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<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks a year. Maybe the best part is it

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<v Speaker 1>takes less than ten minutes. Keep your phone, keep your number,

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<v Speaker 1>keep it all. Just dial pound two five zero and

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<v Speaker 1>say Jesse Kelly, and you'll save in additional fifty percent

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<v Speaker 1>off your first month pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Less than ten minutes to switch from that fifth to

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<v Speaker 1>pure talk. Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>it is time. Remember I'm gonna remind every one of

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of things, and said, I don't take very

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<v Speaker 1>many phone calls on this show. One nobody wants to

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<v Speaker 1>hear us small talk. No, Hi, Jesse no, how you

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<v Speaker 1>do and Jesse No, I love the show. Jesse. I

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<v Speaker 1>will not be saying thank you for the call, or

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<v Speaker 1>any of that other painful stuff every other radio show does.

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<v Speaker 1>None When I say your name and location. You go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one two And I really mean this, and longtime

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<v Speaker 1>listeners will know I mean this. Yes, I'm a bad person.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that we have kids who listen to this

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<v Speaker 1>show regularly. Some kids sneak off and listen to it

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 1>when they're supposed to be going to sleep. That gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a sense of responsibility. I asked for stories about

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<v Speaker 1>dumb things you've done when you've had one too many

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<v Speaker 1>p G stories If you can't keep them PG, hang up,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, PG stories without further ado. Murph in Houston

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<v Speaker 1>a marine This should be good. Go Murph. We were

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<v Speaker 1>at a Marine Corps ball in twenty nine Palms, California,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were so lit. I got cut off at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, so I pulled the fire alarm. No one

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<v Speaker 1>else could drink. Thank you, Murph. Did you get did

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<v Speaker 1>you get caught? Before I let you go? Brother? I

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<v Speaker 1>did not get in trouble. The the MPs or PMO

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<v Speaker 1>were beaten on my barracks store, but I was half

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<v Speaker 1>dressed in my dress blues and next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my Sharton major covered for me. How about that? Zeparate five?

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<v Speaker 1>My brother? Oh yes, all right, Mark and Idaho go

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<v Speaker 1>my wife is Ukrainian by birth. We were attending one

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<v Speaker 1>of her best friend's wedding in Ukraine and at the

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:17.360
<v Speaker 1>supper celebrating afterwards, some of the other gentlemen were talking

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<v Speaker 1>amongst themselves as we were doing toasts with vodka, and

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<v Speaker 1>I asked my wife what do they're stand and they said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the big American, but he can't drink like us. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I was being moderate with my toasting, these guys were

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<v Speaker 1>throwing them back. I'm like, oh, we can't have this.

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<v Speaker 1>Never never, never tried to drink with those folks. How'd

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>that night end for you? Mark? I just hung over.

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I was incapacitated for two days. I just over incapacitated,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, brother. Look look, male pride, male ego has

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 1>gotten many a man in trouble, all right, many a

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 1>man in trouble, especially if you've had one too many.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hang with them. Oh wow, I'm in di

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<v Speaker 1>That's how these things happen. I'm telling you, Johnny and

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey go. Well, about two years after my first divorce

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<v Speaker 1>in my mid thirties, I'm about to go go bar

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<v Speaker 1>drinking away, jacked up on all this and that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I side did jump up on the bar, across the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and starting in the middle of the bar working

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<v Speaker 1>the pole. The three bouncers decided I was very disrespectful,

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<v Speaker 1>come grab me. One opens the door and the other

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<v Speaker 1>two tossed me out into the tomster in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the building. I am genuinely sorry I missed that.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend man, I wish there was an Internet video

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<v Speaker 1>of that out there. Gosh, Ken in Idaho, go. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>one evening, me and my friend when I was a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>we liberated a bottle of schnops and some cigars from

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<v Speaker 1>his dad's stashing, climbed up on the roof as we

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<v Speaker 1>usually did to watch the sunset and shoot some birds,

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<v Speaker 1>and sooner or later we decided to smoke those cigars,

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<v Speaker 1>but being so drunk, I couldn't light the match and

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 1>it was kind of windy, so we decided to eat

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<v Speaker 1>the cigar. My friend didn't, but I did, and shortly

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<v Speaker 1>thereafter I started throwing up. So I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>edge of the roof to try to throw up and

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.399
<v Speaker 1>then ended up falling off the roof. To this day,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't drink snops or brush my teeth with peppermint

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<v Speaker 1>tooth taste. Thank you, Ken. I'm glad to hear you

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<v Speaker 1>made it out. Okay eight seven seven three seven seven

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<v Speaker 1>four three seven three's the what's the dumbest PG thing

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever done? When you've had tvndy. I do have

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<v Speaker 1>to get to some emails before I get to these

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<v Speaker 1>poll numbers. You see, they took a poll, They took

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<v Speaker 1>a pool about what American Democrats what they think about

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Trudeau. I mean, let's remember, we Americans, we just

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<v Speaker 1>watched our friendly neighbor to the north take a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of peaceful, fun loving truckers and they stumped their heads

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<v Speaker 1>into the ground for days on end. This, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this was the Ottawa police. I just want to get

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<v Speaker 1>a coffee. Okay, wh in my face? Right? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>here right now? You're in I'm scared. I want to

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 1>go for a coffee down there? Where can I you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for you to leave. I can't even go

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>down there for coffee. Your red zone right now. If

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:22.600
<v Speaker 1>you don't leave right now, you will be arrested. Do

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:25.279
<v Speaker 1>you understand me? Grab yourself because if you see you

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<v Speaker 1>will be a trolling all day. We see you again,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be different. Tell you take your camera and get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. You understand that I walk away. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you get a good idea where that one went.

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<v Speaker 1>We just watched an entire weekend of them stomping a

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 1>woman's head into the ground with a horse. Things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an internet video out there. I'm sure we've put

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<v Speaker 1>it on our social media of cops beating the crap

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<v Speaker 1>out of some poor guy who didn't lay a hand

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<v Speaker 1>on the cops. What What did American democrats see when

0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:03.759
<v Speaker 1>they saw that you were horrified? Would an American democratcy

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to that in just a second.