Speaker 1: What's that at the foot of my bed. It's spooky. Hey, Joky,
Speaker 1: I'm really sure it's dead. He's coming to this way.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hell, I said, I Nandez. Please, hey boo,
Speaker 1: it's me Roz and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez,
Speaker 1: the podcast where I talk to people that I like
Speaker 1: about the baron normal I have on truly just one
Speaker 1: of the funniest, most delightful people in the biz, Anna Dressin,
Speaker 1: is on the pod. Anna is such a great comedy writer.
Speaker 1: She has written on the TV show Girls five Eva.
Speaker 1: She was the head writer on Saturday Night Live. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, and we got her on the show today.
Speaker 1: So we'll get to that in a moment. But before that,
Speaker 1: I've got a story that came right to my beautiful inbox.
Speaker 1: Ghosted by ras at gmail dot com. This one's from Carla,
Speaker 1: who writes. One night in my late teen slash early twenties,
Speaker 1: I came home very late, probably one or two am.
Speaker 1: I was still living with my parents at the time.
Speaker 1: Our family dog normally would be barking her hat off.
Speaker 1: She used to always blow my cover, but this particular
Speaker 1: night I didn't hear her, as I unlocked the door.
Speaker 1: I figured she was just in a deep sleep and
Speaker 1: didn't hear my car pull up. When I opened the door,
Speaker 1: there she was sitting and staring, almost as if she
Speaker 1: was in a trance. I whispered her name, but she
Speaker 1: didn't snap out of it until I reached out to
Speaker 1: pet her head. Immediately, she went from the trance like
Speaker 1: state to her normal happy tail wagging like crazy self.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? It definitely freaked me out, but I
Speaker 1: brushed it off and continued to my room. Maybe she
Speaker 1: was just sleeping with her eyes open, waiting for me
Speaker 1: to get home. I proceeded to take a shower before
Speaker 1: getting into bed. Mid shower, the water shuts off, shampoo
Speaker 1: in my hair, and all fuck talk about something out
Speaker 1: of a horror movie. Not only am I now freaking
Speaker 1: the fuck out, but I had to go wake up
Speaker 1: my parents and help get the water back on. My
Speaker 1: mom went downstairs and was able to get it working.
Speaker 1: Something about the well pumped switch or something, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I finished showering and get myself ready for bed. While
Speaker 1: doing so, I could not stop thinking about my cousin's mom.
Speaker 1: I don't call her my aunt because I never met
Speaker 1: or knew her long unrelated story, but I did have
Speaker 1: a relationship with my cousin. Her mom had recently gotten
Speaker 1: very sick with terminal cancer. I had been thinking about
Speaker 1: her often since she got sick, but this night she
Speaker 1: was all I could think about. I eventually was able
Speaker 1: to fall asleep. As soon as I woke up. The
Speaker 1: next morning, I texted my cousin to see how her
Speaker 1: mom was doing. She texted me back that her mom
Speaker 1: had passed away last night. To this day, I still
Speaker 1: wonder if my strange creepy dog and shower experience and
Speaker 1: the flooding thoughts was some sort of weird premonition. Maybe
Speaker 1: her spirit had come to say goodbye. I have no clue,
Speaker 1: but my experience that night has stuck with me over
Speaker 1: these past twelve years or so. I'm a big believer
Speaker 1: in the paranormal, go spirits, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1: What do you think exo exo, Carla? What do I think?
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, it very well could be your cousin's mom.
Speaker 1: Because I think often about when you first become a ghost.
Speaker 1: We hear these stories often of these loved ones that
Speaker 1: make their rounds visiting in people's dreams and then they wait,
Speaker 1: the person wakes up, and then they hear, oh, the
Speaker 1: person just died. So I don't know how it works,
Speaker 1: but I can imagine your first day on the job
Speaker 1: as a ghost. You'd be like, Okay, let's go check
Speaker 1: out these people's house. You're like, I know that, like
Speaker 1: we're related, and then you like go and then you're
Speaker 1: like hey to the dog, and then the dog's like
Speaker 1: terrified and frozen, and you're like, oh shit, I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to like make the dog like frozen. And then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I should probably like wash my hands,
Speaker 1: and then you like ruin the water system. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a lot of the clunky first day on
Speaker 1: the job kind of vibe, and it very well could
Speaker 1: have done that. I don't know, but thanks for sending
Speaker 1: me that. Okay, let's talk to a very funny, spooky
Speaker 1: bitch and a dressin on with the show. Oh my
Speaker 1: God and a dressin.
Speaker 2: Hi, Oh my god, Roz Hernandez, how are you. I'm
Speaker 2: so good? How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh? I'm great. I'm you know, just escaping the heat
Speaker 1: here in my little closet.
Speaker 2: You got a vent in there? You got some air blowing?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to mess up the sound. When
Speaker 1: it's hot and I'm here from home, I will sweat
Speaker 1: for my listeners to get the goods.
Speaker 3: And I hope everyone listening really is giving a round
Speaker 3: of applause right now for the air for the sound quality.
Speaker 1: It sounds great. But I have a beat of sweat
Speaker 1: dripping down my back as I do this.
Speaker 2: You gotta.
Speaker 1: Hey tell me about ghosts.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I love ghosts. I think about them
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: I have kind of a push pull with scary things
Speaker 3: where they're the only thing I want to look at
Speaker 3: or watch, like ghost TV show or ghost movie. But
Speaker 3: I'm also terrified of them and they really ruin my sleep,
Speaker 3: Like if I wake up in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: the last scary thing I saw is just like a documentary.
Speaker 1: It's just true and it's happening. Do you watch like
Speaker 1: ghost hunting shows or what? Yeah?
Speaker 3: A big My big association with like ghost hunting shows
Speaker 3: is desperately wanting to keep watching it as long as possible,
Speaker 3: and then changing the channel when it got too intense,
Speaker 3: and then once I was on the new channel, being
Speaker 3: like fuck, I just want to go back, and then
Speaker 3: going back to it and being like, oh, it's too much.
Speaker 3: It's too much, or it's like a fixed a dent commercial,
Speaker 3: which is also you know, grappling.
Speaker 2: With what's to come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I really love My favorite movie is
Speaker 3: The Mummy, which I was.
Speaker 2: It was my favorite movie for is everyone else's favorite movie.
Speaker 3: I feel I have a hard time sharing it with
Speaker 3: people being an adult about it.
Speaker 1: I had it on VHS too. I really really loved
Speaker 1: that movie. It got me very into ancient Egypt, and
Speaker 1: I thought that it was.
Speaker 3: All very accurate, the generation of women who were considering
Speaker 3: becoming Egyptologists when what was actually happening was we were
Speaker 3: all just like kind of hot.
Speaker 1: For resttrendon Frasier and yeah, I know. I seriously was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to move to Egypt and I'm going to
Speaker 1: be studying all of these Like I have to look
Speaker 1: out for scare beetles because they will crawl under my skin.
Speaker 1: So that's one thing I've learned.
Speaker 3: From this that is true, and that's science. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was very much like I have to before I die
Speaker 3: see the Pyramids of Giza and it's gonna be really
Speaker 3: hard to get there, but it'll be worth it. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm just horny. Okay, that's my
Speaker 3: I can stay home.
Speaker 2: I went to.
Speaker 3: See The Ring with a group of friends in eighth
Speaker 3: grade and there was a boy in the group who
Speaker 3: I wanted to date. And I didn't know this must
Speaker 3: have been ninth grade. I didn't know which movie we
Speaker 3: were seeing, so I was like, Oh, yeah, i'll go.
Speaker 3: If TJ.
Speaker 2: Bellow's going, I'm in.
Speaker 3: And it was The Ring and I was like, buckle
Speaker 3: the fuck up, Like I was not prepared for. It
Speaker 3: was like a fire hose of scary and I slept
Speaker 3: on the couch for two weeks because that's where my
Speaker 3: dog slept and dogs can see ghosts, and I wanted
Speaker 3: to know what was coming.
Speaker 1: You know, I've talked about this before that I've heard
Speaker 1: from a lot of people of our generation that will
Speaker 1: tell me these like sleep paralysis stories or who knows
Speaker 1: what it is? A demon? I don't know, but it
Speaker 1: manifests as Samara from The Ring. They always say. They
Speaker 1: always go, oh, it's like a little girl with like
Speaker 1: have you ever seen The Ring? And I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's I swear it's because it hit us so hard
Speaker 1: when we first saw it that it's deep down in
Speaker 1: there and when we are in these situations where we're
Speaker 1: either our mind is thinking of the scariest thing or
Speaker 1: if we want to go with a demon is feeding
Speaker 1: off of your fear, and so it knows exactly what
Speaker 1: will scare you, like Pennywise does. It's like it goes
Speaker 1: right to Samara.
Speaker 3: That is so fascinating. We've summoned her up. Yeah, she's
Speaker 3: she's in our collective subconscious.
Speaker 1: She's out of the TV.
Speaker 3: Honey, she's out, and she's on the town. She's stomping
Speaker 3: the ground and.
Speaker 1: She should be and she should be.
Speaker 3: Did you have the thing where you didn't want to
Speaker 3: watch anything on VHS after seeing the Ring?
Speaker 1: Now, I feel like that was really at the end
Speaker 1: of VHS times.
Speaker 3: If I'm it was well that I was gonna say
Speaker 3: that the problem kind of solved itself, right.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I just can't take a risk.
Speaker 3: What if I put the tape in and oops, it's
Speaker 3: the tape the yeah, And then that technology just went
Speaker 3: away and I was like, oh, okay, I think I
Speaker 3: a little bit carried over to DVDs.
Speaker 2: I was like, better safe than sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna really make sure it's the two towers
Speaker 3: extended edition before putting it in.
Speaker 1: Man, So have you had encounters with ghosts?
Speaker 2: I I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think I desperately wanted to have had them, but
Speaker 3: also in the moment, like praying that it wasn't real.
Speaker 3: But I have had like like you said, the sleep paralysis,
Speaker 3: kind of dream state where it feels like something's kind
Speaker 3: of coming through a little bit. The thing I like
Speaker 3: fell as. I have two kind of ghost stories, and
Speaker 3: they're both little tidbits. You know, this is a pretzel bite,
Speaker 3: This is not a full pretzel.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me a little snack.
Speaker 2: A little snack can tide you over. Yeah.
Speaker 3: In I guess it was like twenty ten. I am
Speaker 3: very angsty. I'm sad. Just graduated from art school. I'm
Speaker 3: applying to the Apple Store. The Apple Store application was endless.
Speaker 3: It was longer than college application.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: And I was up till three in the morning filling
Speaker 3: this thing out in the basement on my little white MacBook,
Speaker 3: and I fell asleep a little bit well typing, and
Speaker 3: then I woke up and there was a bunch of
Speaker 3: nonsense words typed, but not where my cursor was. It
Speaker 3: was earlier in the there's like an essay that was
Speaker 3: like describe what a computer means to you or whatever, like,
Speaker 3: I don't know why there were essay questions on this thing,
Speaker 3: but just in the middle of the text it said,
Speaker 3: oh nico ni, which I'm just scared to say it loud.
Speaker 3: But that's ghost. This is not a good story. This
Speaker 3: is my only true I can't explain it story.
Speaker 1: What does O nico ni mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Spooky?
Speaker 3: Spooky, spooky, So that that's it's so disappointing to be
Speaker 3: like a lifetime ghost fan and that my only actual
Speaker 3: like what was that experience?
Speaker 2: Was such a letdown?
Speaker 1: The cursed Cursor, the curse Cursor.
Speaker 3: See you're you're you're putting some jazz on it. I
Speaker 3: really appreciate that. Yeah, but okay, this this one, I
Speaker 3: think is actually kind of cultural and interesting. Okay, So
Speaker 3: my dad is Jewish and we grew up celebrating both holidays.
Speaker 3: So there's a well known ghost thing that if your
Speaker 3: candle flame burns tall and thin, that means there's a
Speaker 3: ghost nearby. Okay, as I'm saying it, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: that isn't that well known. I should have been like, here,
Speaker 3: it comes a cool thing that like when a flame
Speaker 3: goes tall and thin, that means that the spirits are near.
Speaker 3: And whenever we had light Hanukah candles and they'd go
Speaker 3: tall and thin, I'd be like, my great grandma's here,
Speaker 3: because she had passed away a few years before.
Speaker 2: Her name was Pauline. She's very nice. Shot out, shout
Speaker 2: out to Pauline, asked.
Speaker 3: Her name was asked, that's kind of funny. So there
Speaker 3: was one night where I had a really realistic, persistent
Speaker 3: dream that I was sitting in front of the Hanka candles.
Speaker 3: All lights were off in the house and the flames
Speaker 3: were going very very very skinny and tall, and I
Speaker 3: looked over and on an end table was a roll
Speaker 3: of Bounty paper towels that were still wrapped up, and
Speaker 3: it was that my grandmother's soul had gone into the
Speaker 3: Bounty paper towels and she wanted a hug, and we
Speaker 3: hugged her, and I remember feeling the plastic pushing against
Speaker 3: the paper. I was like, I guess it's my great grandma.
Speaker 3: Now that's the only other ghost story. It felt very real.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh cool, she's back. She is paper towels.
Speaker 3: But ultimately I guess this is nice.
Speaker 1: Hey, she's back, brother, she is back.
Speaker 3: I really I was like, God, you think you have
Speaker 3: ghost stories and then you start saying them and it's like,
Speaker 3: this is just nothing.
Speaker 2: This is paper towels.
Speaker 1: Hey, it felt real to you in the moment, and
Speaker 1: I I count it.
Speaker 2: I count it.
Speaker 1: I count it, and I am I want to have
Speaker 1: like a Judge show, like Judge Judy, where you tell
Speaker 1: me your ghost story and I declare if it is
Speaker 1: a ghost story or.
Speaker 2: Not, and you why wouldn't that be a show.
Speaker 1: That should be a Listen, there's about fifteen ideas I
Speaker 1: have for shows that should be starring me, but none
Speaker 1: of them exist. And that's one of them.
Speaker 2: God damn, sign me up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you just want to think you so, do
Speaker 1: you believe in like demons?
Speaker 3: I think on some gut level, my mom is Catholic
Speaker 3: and I was confirmed Catholic, and so because of that,
Speaker 3: I do respect a demon. I know that they are.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're real, but I do respect them.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't think they're real, but you respect them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If shit start it's going down, I'll be like I
Speaker 3: won't be like, haha, it's just a dumb old demon.
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen if I say this thing right? Like,
Speaker 2: we're not doing ha ha, We're not fucking around with
Speaker 2: a ouiji board.
Speaker 1: Really no.
Speaker 3: I find them fun, but it's it's kind of that
Speaker 3: push pull thing where I'm like, I really want to
Speaker 3: play with it, but I also am like, we can't
Speaker 3: be calling for things that we that we know not
Speaker 3: what they are.
Speaker 1: Mmm. You know that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Where are you on demons?
Speaker 1: Well? You know, I'm also like really big on online dating,
Speaker 1: and I do call upon people I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about and I take the chance, and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: taking risks. I know you're calling things forth, I'm calling
Speaker 1: things for them opening up doors. But I will say, I, okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're in the sequel of Satanic Panic. Like
Speaker 1: I think it's part two, you know very much eighties?
Speaker 1: Do you know you know about like the eighties Satanic pants.
Speaker 2: I'm I do.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of obsessed with it. And I actually bought
Speaker 1: this really great book. I think it's just called Satanic Panic,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of like there's lots of pictures, but
Speaker 1: it's also educational about the whole thing. I got it
Speaker 1: at the Mystic Museum in Burbank, California, shout out. And anyway,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of fear of demons
Speaker 1: and like it's so fun, it's so weird. How one
Speaker 1: time I'll search on x like some kind of drag
Speaker 1: queen reading books.
Speaker 2: At children instead of Twitter. I know you said it.
Speaker 3: I know that was really brave and I had to
Speaker 3: interrupt you to point out how brave.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but I'll I'll search on there like, oh, I
Speaker 1: heard that this drag queen is is getting dragged about
Speaker 1: books to kids or something. And then forever I'll just
Speaker 1: get all these posts of people post talking about how
Speaker 1: like the look at look at this drag queen's eyes,
Speaker 1: she's a demon And these are who's you know with
Speaker 1: your children and LGBT. They're a cult and they're trying
Speaker 1: to convert whatever, like all this kind of shit, and
Speaker 1: so I don't know, it's put me in this place
Speaker 1: lately where I'm like, well, I don't know. The demons
Speaker 1: sound like I guess I'm like with them, like, I
Speaker 1: guess they're like on my side.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, what's one thing a demon has
Speaker 3: done to me? Ultimately, you're reminding me, we really are
Speaker 3: in that. I had a show, an animated show come
Speaker 3: out last year that had to do with cults and
Speaker 3: human sacrifice very minimally, but like the It was called
Speaker 3: Praise p D. It was on free Form Home of
Speaker 3: the Bold type.
Speaker 2: It is now off of every play. It came out
Speaker 2: during the strike. It's fine.
Speaker 3: But the trailer came out and it showed a part
Speaker 3: of the pilot which involved human sacrifice and like people
Speaker 3: in robes. And I saw it started the trailer was
Speaker 3: getting like a million, two million, three million views.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, my show's going to be a hit.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, hold on, Oh that's
Speaker 3: too many, that's too many views.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: And it turned out that Charlie Kirk, who's some kind
Speaker 3: of like turning point Trump mouthpiece, had posted about it
Speaker 3: or done a video about like how it was proof
Speaker 3: of like pizzagate style stuff that it was like demons
Speaker 3: are dancing in the streets of Hollywood was something. It
Speaker 3: wasn't Tucker Carlson. It was Oh not Glenn Beck, the
Speaker 3: other guy, the guy who got in trouble for saying
Speaker 3: that Sandy Hook was fake.
Speaker 1: Oh, Alex Jones, Alex.
Speaker 3: Jones talked about it too, Wow, where they were like,
Speaker 3: this is proof that Hollywood is just flaunting in our
Speaker 3: faces that they're all demon worshiping, child blood drinking people.
Speaker 1: See. But when they talked when they just do that
Speaker 1: kind of thing, I'm like, well, what else are we
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Like I it's so ridiculous. I'm just
Speaker 1: like I'm a demon, Like I don't. It's so silly.
Speaker 3: And also they were like, you can see the messaging.
Speaker 3: They're not even trying to hide it. I was like, no,
Speaker 3: this is textually about ritual stuff. It's not We're not
Speaker 3: like slipping it into something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but those people also think that if you're not Christian,
Speaker 1: you're evil, or if you're like depicting anything not Christian,
Speaker 1: it's evil. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's also like, yeah, everyone's looking for subliminal stuff, but
Speaker 3: it's we're not doing Illuminati anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't think we are. No. Well, when I joined it,
Speaker 1: like literally nobody was at the meetings. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess this is not it anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My emails kept going through and saying like, your form
Speaker 3: has been submitted, and then I tried to check on
Speaker 3: the form and it would say submit the form, and
Speaker 3: I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: I know they I don't know who's running it anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't get your shit together because we want to join,
Speaker 1: but you're making it really confusing.
Speaker 2: We'll bake stuff for the stuff.
Speaker 1: I've heard that their chili cookoff is so fun.
Speaker 2: It is so fun.
Speaker 3: The chili itself is fine, but the experience, the energy
Speaker 3: at the cookoff is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what I wanted when I signed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So going back to demons for a sac there's
Speaker 1: this story I had never heard of and I recently
Speaker 1: learned about, and I want to tell you about it
Speaker 1: because it's kind of wild. Have you ever heard about
Speaker 1: the story? In nineteen seventy nine, there was a high
Speaker 1: school kind I mean it was like a military high
Speaker 1: school like whatever that they believe the whole school got
Speaker 1: possessed by demons. No, it's good, Okay, let me tell
Speaker 1: you this story. Okay. So basically most of my info
Speaker 1: comes from this documentary that I do not recommend. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I recommend a lot of things on Max. See. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm picking up.
Speaker 3: You are just eating out of their hands. You are
Speaker 3: doing as you're told.
Speaker 1: Wow, the Illuminati. So it's on Max but it's like
Speaker 1: one of these travel channel things and it's called The
Speaker 1: Devil's Academy, and it's a one part documentary. And it's
Speaker 1: weird because they're talking about this story because it's like
Speaker 1: a Satanic panic thing, but they're so like the talking
Speaker 1: head people on it are so sincere and convinced that
Speaker 1: the only thing that happened was that demons got into
Speaker 1: the school and attack these kids. And this was the
Speaker 1: Satanic panic time, and this is when there was a
Speaker 1: lot of demon worship and possession. I'm like, girl, so
Speaker 1: much of that stuff has been proven to not be real.
Speaker 1: It was just how it is now, people freaking out
Speaker 1: about demons when there wasn't anything actually happening. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't recommend the documentary, but I got
Speaker 1: some of the story from that. And also there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of articles from that time. There's a nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: nine New York Times article I found about this story,
Speaker 1: so it made it to the NYT.
Speaker 2: It's fit to print.
Speaker 1: Yet, Seriously, this was a real story. Nineteen seventy nine,
Speaker 1: October twenty fourth, Halloween time, some of these high school
Speaker 1: kids are at a party and they're doing their evil
Speaker 1: occult stuff, like they're playing tarot cards. They're probably listening
Speaker 1: to rock and roll music, and they're playing Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1: And as they're playing Bloody Mary, chaos breaks out at
Speaker 1: the party. Kids that are normally friends start fighting each
Speaker 1: other physically and they're like, oh my god, we summoned
Speaker 1: a demon. Now this is like kids at a slumber part.
Speaker 1: Like I can't tell you how many times when I
Speaker 1: was younger being like, you guys, there was there was
Speaker 1: a ghost, and like I don't think there.
Speaker 2: Was no Everyone's just excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you all kind of like jump on it,
Speaker 1: Like what else are you gonna get excited about? So anyway,
Speaker 1: October twenty fifth, nineteen seventy nine, it's the next day.
Speaker 1: They're at school, the Miami Aerospace Academy. They're called cadets,
Speaker 1: not students, and they're like tenth grade. So according to
Speaker 1: this doc, the kids are talking about, oh my god,
Speaker 1: last night was so crazy, bloody Mary, there's a demon whatever,
Speaker 1: and the teacher is like, all right, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: hypnosis to this one girl because she won't stop freaking
Speaker 1: out about last night, which is weird, but apparently the
Speaker 1: school was very weird, and she's getting hypnosis and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she gets up and runs out of
Speaker 1: the room, goes to the bathroom, falls to the floor,
Speaker 1: and starts saying the devil is inside of me, and
Speaker 1: allegedly she starts levitating. In another classroom, two students start
Speaker 1: whipping each other's asses, and then one of them jumps
Speaker 1: out of a window, falls on the pavement two stories down.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh my god, he just died. No, he
Speaker 1: gets up completely fine, and he's growling with red eyes.
Speaker 2: Allegedly, well, that's demon.
Speaker 1: That sounds undeniably like a demon. So the kids are
Speaker 1: kicking in walls, they're ripping down doors, kids are fainting.
Speaker 1: Everyone's screaming. I mean, it's chaos. The word that I
Speaker 1: kept seeing in these articles from nineteen seventy nine was berserk.
Speaker 2: Really good word.
Speaker 1: It's a great word. So the kids are going berserk.
Speaker 1: They're looking at each other and they're claiming that they
Speaker 1: see their friend, but their eyes it's like not them
Speaker 1: behind their eyes. They're all possessed, but it seems like
Speaker 1: not all of them got possessed. Now, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this, if you had the option in this scenario,
Speaker 1: like to get possessed or not, Like, what would you do?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like, would you be offended if you weren't possessed, if
Speaker 1: you weren't one of the possessed ones?
Speaker 2: Totally? Yeah, I'd be so offen. I'd be like, what
Speaker 2: was it about me that wasn't good enough to get possessed?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I I'm actually interested in this stuff?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I feel like if that happened to me, I would pretend.
Speaker 1: I'd be like like ripping stuff down and like I
Speaker 1: just want to fit in. Yeah at that age especially.
Speaker 3: Come on, Yeah, I wouldn't opt into it, but I'd
Speaker 3: feel left out if it didn't pick me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. So the police are showing up
Speaker 1: and apparently these kids got super human strength. They're really
Speaker 1: just tearing this place apart and this students insist that
Speaker 1: the devil is in the school. Firemen and police officers
Speaker 1: like they've gone on records saying that the kids are
Speaker 1: like freaking out. They're yelling about bloody Mary. The school's
Speaker 1: president was a man who was a former military official.
Speaker 1: His name was.
Speaker 4: Ivaristo Marina Oh, but he insisted that people called him
Speaker 4: Elineral and he was like this strict man from Castro's Cuba,
Speaker 4: and he was like the headmaster, and he apparently created
Speaker 4: a really strict environment where the teachers would be threatening
Speaker 4: these kids with.
Speaker 1: Paddles, and it was like that kind of situation, very
Speaker 1: like this wouldn't exist today. Many of the kids were,
Speaker 1: you know, kicked out of other schools or whatever, and
Speaker 1: they end up at this military school. Apparently for fun.
Speaker 1: The kids would play with Ouiji boards and tarot cards
Speaker 1: at school and they would do bloody Mary and all
Speaker 1: of that stuff. And they have claimed that the teachers
Speaker 1: taught them this, which the teachers have all denied. Of course,
Speaker 1: the students found signs of Santarilla but like dark dark
Speaker 1: magic around the school, including burnt pennies and chicken bones
Speaker 1: oh that they believed to be from el ineral No.
Speaker 1: The teachers deny that they ever did any of that,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. It seems like the students were
Speaker 1: pretty convinced that there was some dark witchery happening in
Speaker 1: the school, and even the teacher that did the hypnosis
Speaker 1: denied it. Now it in Aral. He told the press
Speaker 1: that someone must have put the students up to this
Speaker 1: to sabotage because he was running to be a city commissioner,
Speaker 1: and it just made it look like his school was
Speaker 1: unruly and out of control. Nobody was seriously injured. And
Speaker 1: then there was a New York Times article two days
Speaker 1: later that an English teacher said that it was a
Speaker 1: Wiji board session that started this whole thing. It wasn't hypnosis,
Speaker 1: it was Wiji board. And then this made all the
Speaker 1: kids become legitimately possessed by demons. Do you believe it?
Speaker 2: It's tough.
Speaker 3: I mean, like Miami in October is hurricane season, ooh
Speaker 3: so giving it a sense of place. I think this
Speaker 3: was an unmoored time, a little bit unhinged. I believe
Speaker 3: that like a bunch of kids freaking out about the
Speaker 3: same thing is effectively the same as a demon possessing them.
Speaker 3: Like I think that energy is as undeniable and ancient
Speaker 3: and biblical as an actual demon.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, you also have to think The Exorcist was
Speaker 1: just a few years before that, that's right, which inspired
Speaker 1: all these other movies about possession. And you know it's
Speaker 1: funny because that documentary is like when The Exorcist came out,
Speaker 1: all these people started claiming getting possessed and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we saw the Mummy and then all
Speaker 1: of us wanted to be ancient Egyptologists. Like it kind
Speaker 1: of happens. Yeah, with young people, they see something in
Speaker 1: a movie, it doesn't mean it's real.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean it's real.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I found it fascinating.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is fascinating. The Aerospace Academy, they're learning
Speaker 2: about flying.
Speaker 1: Well, they're flying out of windows, they're flying out.
Speaker 2: Of what come on, and they're getting up and growling.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: And levitating.
Speaker 2: Don't levitate in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Don't levitate in the bathroom, at least levitate where everyone
Speaker 1: could see it.
Speaker 3: I guess I was surprised to hear that there were
Speaker 3: boys and girls there. I wonder if that was part
Speaker 3: of the panic well, because people were like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: there's boys and girls learning together.
Speaker 1: That's where Satan can exist. I feel like I've seen
Speaker 1: this in like comedy sketches or movies or something, but
Speaker 1: it is real. When I was in Catholic school, at dances,
Speaker 1: teachers would be like, leave room for Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1: Really a thing. They said, Hey, what do you think
Speaker 1: of haunted dolls.
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely here for them.
Speaker 3: Whenever I like think about it in the abstract, I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: there's no such thing as a haunted doll, and then
Speaker 3: you see the picture of the doll and you're like, well,
Speaker 3: there's a ghost in there.
Speaker 2: Every time. What do you think of haunted dolls?
Speaker 1: Wow, this episode in particular, I feel like I'm coming
Speaker 1: up very non believery, which is not the case. It's
Speaker 1: just I think that there is the real deal, and
Speaker 1: then I think there's a lot of people trying it okay,
Speaker 1: and they're not succeeding.
Speaker 2: People want to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I get it, Yeah, I get it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that the real deal can absolutely exist. However,
Speaker 1: I'm real big in the eBay haunted doll community. Come on,
Speaker 1: and I really pay attention to the market. I know
Speaker 1: what is out there. There's a whole world of beanie
Speaker 1: babies that are haunted and McDonald's, you know kids toys.
Speaker 1: You could find anything and they claim there's a ghost
Speaker 1: inside of it. Wow. I would like to show you one.
Speaker 1: Let me introduce this segment. It's time for the dolls
Speaker 1: are living. Okay, here's one I've got for you. That's
Speaker 1: currently up on eBay for forty five dollars. Her name
Speaker 1: is Agatha.
Speaker 3: Oh no, all that see that's a haunted doll. What
Speaker 3: other explanation is there there's a ghost in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know shit with the origins of this doll,
Speaker 1: because here's the thing. The dolls and the ghosts are
Speaker 1: two different, you know, entities coming together to form a
Speaker 1: haunted doll. So the spirit inside has really nothing to
Speaker 1: do with what we're looking at at this doll. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like, why does this doll exist? It's a
Speaker 1: granny that kind of has like a Swiss vibe to her,
Speaker 1: but she's also like a garden gnome or something like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like elderly female garden gnome with like Northern
Speaker 3: European traditional dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's got a little smirk. I don't know
Speaker 1: why this doll ever existed. I don't know what it
Speaker 1: was for. I don't know is it a character from something?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a doll with like crows feet before.
Speaker 3: This is an elderly doll, which is nice.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that is nice. I tend to like
Speaker 1: the ones that are I look for older dolls which
Speaker 1: do exist.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: There's we just recently had like a granny and grandpa
Speaker 1: kind of couple doll.
Speaker 3: Huh, yeah, it does beg the question why is it small?
Speaker 2: Like a baby doll? Is like, oh, yeah, babies are small.
Speaker 3: But seeing a small like a tiny a tiny old
Speaker 3: lady is like, oh is there more?
Speaker 2: Is there more context for me? Or we just we
Speaker 2: just it's tiny.
Speaker 1: I know I want to meet the kid that has
Speaker 1: like a little granny.
Speaker 2: As a Oh my god, it would be us.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait a minute, what are we looking at. There's
Speaker 1: another picture that is zoomed out a little bit. What
Speaker 1: are those things in the Oh, it looks like bullets
Speaker 1: or like vape car I think these are. I think
Speaker 1: the one is like a cat ball, which people use
Speaker 1: for ghost hunting. And then there's some other kind of
Speaker 1: little device that's probably for ghost hunting. And then they
Speaker 1: have a photograph next to the doll of a very
Speaker 1: creepy kind of Victorian lady. I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1: But here's the good news. These come with biographies. Oh good.
Speaker 1: Let's see what it says here about Agatha. It says
Speaker 1: meat Agatha, you can call me Aggie. Oh, this is great.
Speaker 1: This is one of these ones where they write it
Speaker 1: first person.
Speaker 2: It's the doll talking. Yes, the doll, give me the keys,
Speaker 2: Give me the keys.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a bad dad joke. Just came to my head.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: Do you think she types it or does she use
Speaker 1: a ghost rider?
Speaker 2: Well? I just got chills. That was amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was way better than a dad joke. That was
Speaker 2: a mom joke.
Speaker 1: Ah, that was like a stepdad joke. So it says
Speaker 1: you can call me Aggie Aggie. Oh, now it's back
Speaker 1: to not first person, okay.
Speaker 2: Aggie's agent.
Speaker 1: Aggie was a grandma who was a known healer. She
Speaker 1: would guide people with all kinds of issues to a
Speaker 1: less burdened path. I was so excited when I found
Speaker 1: a vessel that looked just like the picture to gift her.
Speaker 1: Aggie has the energy of a spirit guide. She is
Speaker 1: a protector and a watcher. She likes to tag along
Speaker 1: with you places and bring blessings. Aggie has been with
Speaker 1: me for some time, and I honestly thought she was
Speaker 1: going to stay, but she feels that there is someone
Speaker 1: out there who needs her more than I do. Aggie
Speaker 1: is active at night for me. She has some beautiful
Speaker 1: cream colored orbs that she loves to share. I don't
Speaker 1: like the sound.
Speaker 2: Of that, Aggy, keep it in your shirt. Come on,
Speaker 2: a keep your orbs.
Speaker 1: Keep those cream orbs to yourself, girl. Aggie would be
Speaker 1: perfect for a beginner. I honestly had so much help
Speaker 1: on my journey from my guides. Everyone needs one in
Speaker 1: their lives. She communicates through dreams and visions. She will
Speaker 1: also use other forms of divination. So that's Aggie. Well,
Speaker 1: this is great. This little granny doll in a gnome
Speaker 1: outfit has really helped this person, and she's here to
Speaker 1: help anyone else.
Speaker 2: I never considered that a haunted doll could help you.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I thought it was.
Speaker 2: Just like have a creepy thing. But it does.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe a lot of them are like they
Speaker 3: could do good stuff for you. Maybe that would fix
Speaker 3: all of my problems.
Speaker 2: Just you know, I'm willing to try it.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel. Even crystals and all kinds of things.
Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, if it's even a plus, by what
Speaker 1: fact for me? I don't care if you tell me
Speaker 1: that this is going to help, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: like I did something that will help me.
Speaker 3: And you said how much forty nine forty five? An
Speaker 3: acupuncture session is what one fifteen?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you get.
Speaker 2: One doll and you don't have to recharge it. You
Speaker 2: don't have to. There's no subscription model. You just have
Speaker 2: the doll.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, but look out for those cream orbs.
Speaker 3: She is active at night for this person, yes, specifically, yes, wow.
Speaker 3: And I do really like the photo of the older
Speaker 3: woman with her. I find her to be kind of
Speaker 3: like inspirationally beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is. It's one of these things where the
Speaker 1: picture is creepy because it's like an old picture. But
Speaker 1: she she looks cool. You know, she's kind of given is.
Speaker 1: Do you know the character actress Beth Grant, she plays
Speaker 1: the Lady and Donnie Darko. She's in like literally hundreds
Speaker 1: of things. She's in Tuwong Fu. She always plays kind
Speaker 1: of like a lot of times like a like a southern.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, of course, yes, of course, of course.
Speaker 1: She kind of reminds me of her. Okay, let's do
Speaker 1: another thing. You want to hear some ghost voices?
Speaker 2: I do. I'm getting scared. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: It's time for EVP or ev plice. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: about evp's right from these ghost hunting shows. Remind me
Speaker 1: EVP in the biz stands for Electronic Voice phenomenal. So
Speaker 1: this is anytime somebody with a recording device believes they've
Speaker 1: captured a ghost speaking. And I go to YouTube sometimes TikTok,
Speaker 1: and I find people's alleged EVPs that they post online,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to play two of them for yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to give you an ABCD option of
Speaker 1: what the ghost is saying, okay, and the correct answer
Speaker 1: is going to be what the person that posted it
Speaker 1: believes the ghost is saying.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: So this first one is from ghost hunter Charleston. Ooh, Charleston. Okay.
Speaker 1: It is at a place called the Strawberry Chapel. And
Speaker 1: I want you to tell me what you think this
Speaker 1: ghost might be saying. All right, what is this ghost saying?
Speaker 1: And a dressin Oh my god, Yeah, that's aggressive.
Speaker 2: Okay, here one more time, yep, Okay.
Speaker 1: Does anything come to mind before I give you some options?
Speaker 3: The only thing that comes to my mind is that
Speaker 3: it's coughing like a bugs flew into the back of
Speaker 3: its throat.
Speaker 1: I wonder if ghosts have that problem. That's interesting they do.
Speaker 3: They're always like, oh, like their mouth is always open
Speaker 3: bug fluin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's aggressive. Whatever is happening here at the
Speaker 1: Strawberry Chapel. Let me play it again.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so scary.
Speaker 1: It really is scary. Well, they believe it's saying something. Okay,
Speaker 1: they believe it is a I hate flats. Maybe they
Speaker 1: don't like shoes without a heel. Did I think it's
Speaker 1: B I hate that? Whatever that could be. Did they
Speaker 1: think it was C. My name's ball. Maybe the person's
Speaker 1: name is ball or D I'm a brat brat summer. Okay,
Speaker 1: now that we know it's one of those, let me
Speaker 1: play it again.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think?
Speaker 1: What was C? Again? My name's ball.
Speaker 2: I guess my name's ball.
Speaker 3: I wanted to say I hate that, but I think
Speaker 3: my name's Ball just makes me smile and I want
Speaker 3: to live in a world where that's what a ghost said.
Speaker 1: That is what they believe it said. My name's ball.
Speaker 1: Let me play it again. Now. This is interesting because
Speaker 1: in the video the ghost hunter asks, they say, my
Speaker 1: name's Jane, what's your name and then it says my
Speaker 1: name's ball, my name's Ball, and they happened to be
Speaker 1: near a grave that belonged to the Ball family.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know, was.
Speaker 1: It one of these Balls or not? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it said something to me.
Speaker 3: I really think I think the ghost went to Hookah
Speaker 3: with its roommates at NYU freshman year to try to
Speaker 3: fit in, and it's just coughing and having trouble.
Speaker 1: That could be. Here's another one. It's from the same people,
Speaker 1: ghost Hunt to Charleston, and this one the location I
Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, but they ask a question, they say,
Speaker 1: do you have a favorite TV show? And then it
Speaker 1: replies with this.
Speaker 2: Favorite TV show and it says, okay, I get Happy Days.
Speaker 2: I like happy Days.
Speaker 1: That's not what they thought. Okay, what did they give you?
Speaker 1: Some options? Okay, okay, do you have a favorite TV show?
Speaker 1: Did it say, Hey, the Wire, the.
Speaker 5: I love Lucy See, I like Chips or d Little
Speaker 5: Women Atlanta?
Speaker 1: I love Little Women Atlanta. If you don't want, you
Speaker 1: better get caught up.
Speaker 2: Is it on Max?
Speaker 1: Where is it? I think it's on I think it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I get confused, but well, miss Jessy's
Speaker 1: my girl. Okay, Okay, here we go. It's one of those.
Speaker 1: Let me play it again.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's definitely possible that you and the ghost have
Speaker 3: the same taste.
Speaker 1: You think it's little women Atlanta.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's possible. It sounds like I like chips to.
Speaker 1: Me, that is what they believe. It says I like chips.
Speaker 1: Let me play it again. Now that we know it
Speaker 1: they like Eric Estrada. All right, let's do one last thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask you various things that are on
Speaker 1: this topic, and I'm curious if you have any thoughts,
Speaker 1: if you have any experiences, we'll see psychics.
Speaker 2: What do you think some are real, some are wrong.
Speaker 2: I think some are real.
Speaker 1: Have you been to any I have been to.
Speaker 3: I've had my palm red in the streets of Rome
Speaker 3: by an old woman who told me that I was
Speaker 3: going to have medium success and fuck a lot of
Speaker 3: people and live to the age of one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then I've consulted a dog psychics on behalf of
Speaker 3: my dog, and the dog psychic refused to answer any
Speaker 3: questions about her past because she said that my dog
Speaker 3: is a very private person.
Speaker 2: It didn't want to doesn't like to live in the past.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, okay, well.
Speaker 1: That's an easy way out. Yeah, wow, Okay. Was this
Speaker 1: an old lady in Rome? Yeah, I would trust.
Speaker 2: That she might have been thirty five, but she read old. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I have friends who like, there's like a psychic
Speaker 3: they talk to on the phone and they live in
Speaker 3: Sedona and they know stuff about their dead dad that
Speaker 3: no one else could possibly know. And I'm like, that
Speaker 3: feels real.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, but I yeah, I agree with you. Some
Speaker 1: some got it, some of it ain't. What about deja
Speaker 1: vu or like synchronoicities? Do you read into that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff when things happen too good to be true?
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: At some point someone told me the scientific reason that
Speaker 3: it happens, which is that your brain glitches and reinterpret
Speaker 3: it interprets new stimulus as a memory. So it feels
Speaker 3: like something has already happened. But I had it while
Speaker 3: taking wedding phote. I got married a week ago, and
Speaker 3: why yes, I know. I was being so chill about it. Congratulation,
Speaker 3: thank you, But as we were coming down from taking pictures,
Speaker 3: I had huge deja vu and the wedding coordinator said, oh,
Speaker 3: that's great. That means you're on the right path. I
Speaker 3: was like, that's I've never heard that before, but I'll
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I always think. Oh yeah, I always
Speaker 1: think if you feel like you've been here before, it's because, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going it's supposed you're supposed to.
Speaker 2: I'll take it. That rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think you accidentally got a
Speaker 1: glimpse into the future one day and sweet, yeah, totally. Okay.
Speaker 1: What about out curses?
Speaker 3: Curses like a curse is placed on a person, or
Speaker 3: there's a cursed object that you touch and then you
Speaker 3: catch the curse.
Speaker 1: Curses like fuck shit? Oh no, no, Like, do you
Speaker 1: believe that someone can curse someone or someone can be cursed?
Speaker 2: I do, I honestly do.
Speaker 3: I think it takes so little for the vibe to shift,
Speaker 3: and I think it's possible to invoke that with words. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think curses is real. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Sure? I think so. It's literally everything. I'm like, some
Speaker 1: of it's for real, some of it you try and
Speaker 1: too hard, but you don't got the goods. Honey.
Speaker 2: That is a direct quote from Abbi Ley Miller dance.
Speaker 1: That's what I feel like. It's like American Idol auditions
Speaker 1: in two thousand and three, Yes, where it's like you
Speaker 1: might find Kelly Clarkson, but you're gonna get a lot
Speaker 1: of William Hungs and God bless. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: about psychics, m and curses, absolutely all of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about UFOs.
Speaker 3: I can't think about them. That stresses me out so much. Really,
Speaker 3: I can't fucking think about it cause I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Space stuff in general I find freaky. The idea of
Speaker 3: having to go to space to me is hell, it's
Speaker 3: none of our business. That's too far. I shouldn't have
Speaker 3: to know about any of that. And when NASA, like
Speaker 3: a year ago, is like, yeah, actually there's so many
Speaker 3: aliens and they're coming in so hot and heavy and furious,
Speaker 3: I was like, you have to shut up.
Speaker 1: They never said that.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me any of this.
Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, actually, randomly there's so many UFOs
Speaker 3: and we're freaking out.
Speaker 2: I was like, you have just shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I think it's good. I think don't be afraid.
Speaker 2: Okay, Honestly that did make me feel better.
Speaker 1: Because this is what I think. Look around, we need help,
Speaker 1: and these people are so smart and know how to
Speaker 1: like come to us, and I feel like things can't
Speaker 1: get too much worse. I think they're only here to help.
Speaker 2: That's fair, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Okay, last one Past lives, I think.
Speaker 3: Like I believe in it the way I believe in
Speaker 3: like astrology, where I'm like, it's fun to think about
Speaker 3: and I have my opinions on which things I think
Speaker 3: are right. And then also I'm not like writing on it,
Speaker 3: you know, like I wouldn't. It wouldn't prevent me from
Speaker 3: doing something else, you know, like it wouldn't change my behavior.
Speaker 3: It was like, well, you know that the past, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I think the answer is no. But it's fun to
Speaker 2: think about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think it's a Kelly Clarkson or a
Speaker 1: William Hung?
Speaker 3: I would say it's a William Hung as much as
Speaker 3: I want it to be at least a Reuben Studdard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, bonus one, Okay, Bigfoot?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I think Bigfoot's real, but I think none
Speaker 3: of us have seen him.
Speaker 1: Oh where is he?
Speaker 2: He's out there, he's doing his thing.
Speaker 1: Is it also like that's none of our business? Leave
Speaker 1: him alone? No?
Speaker 3: I think it's fun and nice. I just think I
Speaker 3: think it is real. And also that one picture that
Speaker 3: we've all seen is the only picture of him, but
Speaker 3: the rest of the pictures are not real. But maybe
Speaker 3: people have seen it. That's where I'm at. I'm like,
Speaker 3: of course there's a bigfoot. I just think all these
Speaker 3: pictures are not not true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you like him?
Speaker 1: I love him?
Speaker 2: He is for me.
Speaker 1: I think I think that there's multiple level. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a one person or a one thing. I
Speaker 1: think they're all over the place, but they're running around
Speaker 1: but they're sneaky. Can't get them. And thank god, actually
Speaker 1: someone just recently sent me these things sometimes pop up
Speaker 1: and I get tagged and them, and there's a there's
Speaker 1: a show I think it's called like Monster Hunters or something,
Speaker 1: and it's one of these like travel channel things, and
Speaker 1: it's these like mountain I it's called like Mountain Monsters
Speaker 1: or something, and it's like these men that go out
Speaker 1: there hunting bigfoot and they're like it has like six
Speaker 1: seasons or something, and they're fully convinced that they encounter bigfoot.
Speaker 1: They haven't been able to kill it, but they're like
Speaker 1: motivated to kill bigfoot.
Speaker 3: And they're hunting, like hunting, hunting to kill, not like
Speaker 3: we want to fight.
Speaker 1: They've got guns.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, get them out of there.
Speaker 1: I know. And they say that they've like they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we just got attacked, but like, okay, no, you didn't win.
Speaker 1: And also I feel like, yeah, you got attacked because
Speaker 1: you're trying to kill bigfoot.
Speaker 2: You're doing a home invasion on bigfoot.
Speaker 1: Seriously, get out of there, don't go there. I want
Speaker 1: Bigfoot to show up in their houses. How about that.
Speaker 2: Show me monster hunter hunters?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do.
Speaker 2: You like it?
Speaker 1: Hey? Thanks for joining me? This is so fun.
Speaker 2: Was really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I like chips. Tell people where you want
Speaker 1: them to find jan what you what you want them
Speaker 1: to to now and watch and all that.
Speaker 3: I want them to find me at Porto's on Magnolia Boulevard. Yes, oh,
Speaker 3: sign me up. I'm on I guess I'm on Instagram
Speaker 3: and Twitter. I won't say it at Anadrezen and I
Speaker 3: have a podcast with your friend and mine Andrew Farmer.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, called scary stories to tell on the pod.
Speaker 1: You too, are so funny.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Oh it's my friend.
Speaker 3: He's my friend and we talk about scary stories specifically.
Speaker 2: And it's really nice.
Speaker 1: Yay.
Speaker 2: You can find us on podcast on the podcast dot com.
Speaker 1: Do you have any TV shows or anything you want
Speaker 1: us to watch? Hmmm, No, Wait a second, here's a question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you used to work on SNL. How come every time
Speaker 1: I talk to SNL people and I ask them if
Speaker 1: thirty Rock is haunted, they say no.
Speaker 3: I feel like everyone is just so wrapped up in
Speaker 3: their own haunted hell that they're not looking around them
Speaker 3: for more of it.
Speaker 2: Like everything is just so you're just.
Speaker 3: So wrapped up in your own like uh creative panic
Speaker 3: that week that you're not like, is there a ghost?
Speaker 1: Yeah? There literally could be ghosts crawling on you? And
Speaker 1: you're like I have a deadline, like I've got to Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Have to talk to props, but they're on lunch and
Speaker 3: I don't know what room they're in. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: you barely know to check in with your friends, let
Speaker 3: alone like contend with the beyond.
Speaker 2: I bet it's haunted.
Speaker 1: I want to believe that, like, especially like in the
Speaker 1: off season or like when there's not as much chaos
Speaker 1: going on, there's got to be ghost creeping around there.
Speaker 1: But in my mind that place was like back in
Speaker 1: the old live radio days, like, yeah, something must have
Speaker 1: fallen on somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the studio I think is the natural place
Speaker 3: to look for a ghost, but I think the seventeenth
Speaker 3: floor where all the writing offices are, that to me
Speaker 3: has felt haunted because it's like a long, beige hallway
Speaker 3: with kind of old fluorescent lights and foot black and
Speaker 3: white photos on the wall of every person who's ever
Speaker 3: been on cast, really, and that's the place where you're
Speaker 3: most likely to be alone, Like, it's rare that you're
Speaker 3: alone down in the studio. There's usually like some people
Speaker 3: bopping around, but like three am, you're turning in your
Speaker 3: little sketch and it's just you and Brad.
Speaker 1: Hall a long dark hallway.
Speaker 2: Come on, scary.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm taking it my Judge show again. I'm saying
Speaker 1: haunted it is. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The sleep deprivation too, is like that. That will open
Speaker 3: a portal. I once got off the elevator on the
Speaker 3: ninth floor and didn't know where I was. I didn't
Speaker 3: know who I was, what day it was, what building
Speaker 3: I was in, And that was a wake up call.
Speaker 1: Do you have stress streams still about that? From time
Speaker 1: to time?
Speaker 2: Definitely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like behind the scenes producing stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of like it's Friday night and we don't
Speaker 3: have a cold open yet, and I haven't looked at
Speaker 3: the news and I need to write it.
Speaker 1: I have stress dreams about working there and I've never
Speaker 1: worked there. Just from talking to people, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is so scary to me. That's actual terror to me.
Speaker 1: It is. I'll take hanging out with ghosts, but yeah,
Speaker 1: having to come up with amazing material that the whole
Speaker 1: world can see within a day or two.
Speaker 3: No, I'd rather levitate in a bathroom than be talented
Speaker 3: on the spot. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take my time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I could levitate, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I would take over this world. First of all, in
Speaker 1: a bathroom, I would. What we don't know, what we're
Speaker 1: not talking about is the poor girl who's probably in
Speaker 1: a stall going to the bathroom, and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden she sees just above the door, this other girl
Speaker 1: just kind of creeping above. What a terrible day, terrible day.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, anyway, thanks for doing this.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me. This is so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is fun. Who's that person behind you? All right, goodbye,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much to Ana Dressin and thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. As always, I got some tour
Speaker 1: dates coming up. Guess what, Oh my gosh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be doing some Ghosted shows on stage soon. So
Speaker 1: make sure you are paying attention to my social media
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Speaker 1: love you all, both living and dead. But if I
Speaker 1: didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me. Okay,
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Speaker 1: My senior producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer
Speaker 1: is the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and
Speaker 1: sound designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker
Speaker 1: is the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. Additional production support from the
Speaker 1: hair raising Hannah Kyle Crichton. My theme music is by
Speaker 1: the spine chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lilac. Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced
Speaker 1: by the Chilling Karen Kilgareth, the Spookky Georgia hard Start,
Speaker 1: and the Frightening Danielle Kramer.