Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do your need ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgareth.
Speaker 2: We're starting this episode in kind of an old school way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oftentimes on podcasts or on morning radio, they you
Speaker 2: sit there and wait patiently if you know what you're
Speaker 2: doing as a guest, and wait for them to address you.
Speaker 2: So you're watching fifteen minutes of them talking about the
Speaker 2: local you know, pig roast or the watermelon festival, or
Speaker 2: you know, any number of them, and then they're finally like,
Speaker 2: well today we have a comedian and.
Speaker 1: You know there's a pig who loves watermelon.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Yeah, they look for the right segu and
Speaker 2: it's usually pig based. But we have one of our
Speaker 2: favorite little piggies on today. We love them. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm from clubs and colleges across the country. I'm bringing
Speaker 2: them in early. Everyone put your ears together for our friend,
Speaker 2: Bridger Wiger.
Speaker 4: I haven't had dinner. I just could go in any direction.
Speaker 1: Are you on the cutting edge right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I am on the cutting edge.
Speaker 2: Did you have lunch?
Speaker 4: I had a small lunch. I had it all planned out,
Speaker 4: and then I've had a thin mint. I ate one
Speaker 4: thin mint before getting in the car, so we'll see
Speaker 4: how far that carries.
Speaker 1: You put it on your tongue, and you said, ignition,
Speaker 1: let's fucking go.
Speaker 4: No, this is the time of the day that I
Speaker 4: usually most often think about breaking up with Jim, right
Speaker 4: around six Yes, blood sugar rock Bottom, yeap, Yes, ready
Speaker 4: for a fight.
Speaker 1: Just nothing's working anymore? Yes, no solutions.
Speaker 4: I start writing down the list.
Speaker 2: Is another draft of my tomatum.
Speaker 4: One more paragraph and another thing.
Speaker 1: Finn mint on the tongue.
Speaker 3: Now, if you had to pick between a junior mint,
Speaker 3: a thin mint, and an Andy's candy, which one is
Speaker 3: your number one pick?
Speaker 1: Bridger Wineger, you go first.
Speaker 4: Junior mint will not enter my mouth. That's not even
Speaker 4: part of the equation. Wow, but then it's thin mint
Speaker 4: Andy's mint.
Speaker 1: What's the problem with Junior Min's.
Speaker 4: Oh disgusting mint flavor?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The other two have a much CLASSI er mint flavor,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And what's the bigger one?
Speaker 4: Is it a not a Klon diaque but all that
Speaker 4: disgusting patty.
Speaker 1: I don't like peppermint patty. You're a York peppermint.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, sir. The peppermint patty is my least favorite.
Speaker 2: I think I'm with you on the gelatinous uh minty
Speaker 2: whatever that is.
Speaker 4: It is toothpaste, just a slime in the middle of
Speaker 4: a chocolate, a cheap chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yes it is. I'm with you. I go Andy's first.
Speaker 3: But guys, have you ever in the summertime put Junior
Speaker 3: mints in the freezer and then take them out by
Speaker 3: I'm listening.
Speaker 1: It's the end.
Speaker 4: This I have not heard of.
Speaker 3: I try it for yourselves, because the gelatinousness becomes a
Speaker 3: slightly firm, it takes it more in a York peppermint
Speaker 3: patty way.
Speaker 1: But it's just like these little buttons, and it's good.
Speaker 4: They should have those directions on the box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm writing it. About it, I'll let them know
Speaker 1: they shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Be served at room temperature. Right, Well, think about them hot?
Speaker 4: What if those were served hot?
Speaker 1: What if I gave you a mug of hot Junior?
Speaker 2: Now it's yeah, it's floating on some Christmas themed beverage. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm all of a sudden listening. Yeah, why do I
Speaker 2: keep saying I'm listening?
Speaker 1: Well, you just want people to know you're listening.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm here to be the podcast or not the listener.
Speaker 1: It'd be great if you'd listen every once in a while.
Speaker 2: It would be what did you say? That's classic? That's
Speaker 2: just classic comedy. Maybe the timing was off, but that's whether.
Speaker 2: It's a basis of wrickles and a lot.
Speaker 4: Maybe all three of us could quietly sit here and listen.
Speaker 3: Maybe we all listened to room tone for a bit,
Speaker 3: and then we just reset this fucking thing.
Speaker 4: Karen, what are your mint preferences?
Speaker 3: I'd like to say, and I think I already revealed
Speaker 3: I like Junior mints, although in general I'm not interested
Speaker 3: in mint as a dessert. My sister was describing her
Speaker 3: favorite dessert from a restaurant and it involved mint ice cream.
Speaker 1: Oreo bed and.
Speaker 3: Then something else and I was like, that's so gross,
Speaker 3: and she got really mad at me, and like after
Speaker 3: fifty years of being sisters, it was like I didn't
Speaker 3: know her anymore. I was like, I thought you didn't
Speaker 3: like mint like me. I thought this was like a
Speaker 3: set thing, like how we both don't like fish?
Speaker 4: What are we doing so you'd never change?
Speaker 1: You promised me.
Speaker 2: Sister said, you told me you'd stay cool all summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with not using mint chip ice cream.
Speaker 2: I'm going to admit something now, and I don't want
Speaker 2: everyone to yell at me. Thin Mint I thought was
Speaker 2: like a diet craze. I thought thin mint Chris upcept
Speaker 2: with me. It's a girl scout cookie, isn't it? Is it?
Speaker 4: I genuinely don't know what you're doing right now, if
Speaker 4: you thought it was a diet craze, or if you're kidding,
Speaker 4: what is do you?
Speaker 2: Does anyone know the diet that I think?
Speaker 3: I'm yes, okay, it's I think they were called thins
Speaker 3: and it was like a diet pill.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong or right?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Or does that sound familiar?
Speaker 2: I think I'm just Oh, someone's talking to me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for what reason?
Speaker 2: I don't hanging out of the she's vomiting, I think,
Speaker 2: or she has a headache.
Speaker 1: She's having a headache out of the car.
Speaker 2: She just has her head out the window. They are
Speaker 2: smaller than they appear, these objects. She said, I've run.
Speaker 1: Four yellow lights in a row. Has anyone noticed.
Speaker 4: You've got to do it.
Speaker 2: You're not running them. It's just a suggestion if it's yellow.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'm terrible with the yellow light. I come
Speaker 4: to a screeching.
Speaker 2: Haul to you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'll stop traffic. Yeah, I need to.
Speaker 4: I need to find a balance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's hard when you travel, too, because that
Speaker 2: yellow is different in each city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should just find a space of time for
Speaker 4: the yellow to be Yeah, why can't it just be
Speaker 4: the same everywhere?
Speaker 2: In Montana? It is so quick that I run red
Speaker 2: lights because I'm used to how long the yellow is
Speaker 2: in California. It's true, it's true. Thin mints are a
Speaker 2: girl scout cookie. Okay, okay, I've had them, although, but
Speaker 2: there's cookie in it. That's good.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the fancy mint bridger you were
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 4: Let's see thin mint, junior mint, peppermint, patty, Andy's mint,
Speaker 4: but min.
Speaker 3: There's there's the one that's like that came out after
Speaker 3: I think in my experience everything was it the after
Speaker 3: eight mint or it was like super thin, only like
Speaker 3: the tiniest amount of that mint goo in the middle
Speaker 3: and it was dark chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh, after eight mints in anyone, that's.
Speaker 4: Not an that's you're not thinking when Andy's Mint.
Speaker 1: No, huh, Andy's Mints.
Speaker 3: My aunt Anne, my great aunt Anne, bought those one
Speaker 3: time and me and my sister on like Thanksgiving, were
Speaker 3: left alone in the TV room and we would just
Speaker 3: started powering down Andy's Mint and I can't look at
Speaker 3: them anymore, like we made ourselves sick on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a little waxy, but it still is at
Speaker 2: the top of my list because I Bridger said, all
Speaker 2: mint candy to me is kind of toothpasteys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Sandy's Mint, I think is just meant to
Speaker 4: You're meant to consume one, right, you can't go further.
Speaker 4: And after eight mint sounds like a diet. After that
Speaker 4: sounds like a diet, right.
Speaker 3: I think after eight was like for the people who
Speaker 3: are like, look, I want a mint candy, but I
Speaker 3: simply must control my calorie count.
Speaker 4: I've got to get through the workday first.
Speaker 2: After eight I used to call Andy's Mint's Smilies. I
Speaker 2: was a child, though, and I vividly remember voicing my
Speaker 2: own little commercial while breaking it in half because on
Speaker 2: if you look at the profile, there is a little
Speaker 2: green smile.
Speaker 4: Oh it's curved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of curved up on the ends. Oh,
Speaker 2: so it looks like I'm magic ales in Wonderland, cat Mouth.
Speaker 4: It feels it's like manufacturing. Wise, it would be easier
Speaker 4: to just do a straight line.
Speaker 2: Yes, why is it curled up on the ends? If
Speaker 2: you don't want little kids to think of green smiles.
Speaker 4: During you're the only person who's ever noticed that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have problem. I just I vividly remember eating
Speaker 2: a bunch of them in Coronado in a backyard with
Speaker 2: a giant tortoise that you could ride.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've been on a turtle in Coronado. You have.
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Well, San Diego ish, Yes, my friend's boyfriend. I don't
Speaker 4: know how I ended up at his house in San Diego,
Speaker 4: but they had a giant tortoise in the backyard which
Speaker 4: I took a seat on.
Speaker 2: And tunnels.
Speaker 4: There were no tunnels.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I was like, who else has a tortoise
Speaker 2: heerarium in their backyard in Coronado? This was maybe I thought,
Speaker 2: did your friend buy my dad's cousin's house? I can't remember?
Speaker 3: Oh after be one of the greatest podcasting coincidences.
Speaker 1: Of all time.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: Did you ever come to this burger King?
Speaker 4: I've been to this burger King once during the pandemic
Speaker 4: because I thought I wanted to diet coke and I
Speaker 4: don't trust the McDonald's drive through for diet coke. And
Speaker 4: we can get into that in a minute if you'd like,
Speaker 4: I would like. But I went to that burger King
Speaker 4: and for a small diet coke, I think it was
Speaker 4: four fifty.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe what was.
Speaker 2: Happening to me. I learned a long time ago the
Speaker 2: fountain drinks. It's how they get.
Speaker 4: You well for a long time McDonald's it was ninety nine.
Speaker 3: Cents well and also it literally is like two cents
Speaker 3: to make, so yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think it's like four dogs k. They're required to seal
Speaker 4: it to you or they lose money or yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: it's a water is more expensive soda.
Speaker 3: At this point, I need to go back to the
Speaker 3: fact that you don't like McDonald's diicke okay, because I
Speaker 3: feel like it's so reliable.
Speaker 4: I love McDonald's diet coke if you go in. But
Speaker 4: McDonald's has started to cut some corners and they're running
Speaker 4: all of the soda through one faucet at the drive through.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so you're getting a diet coke that tastes
Speaker 4: like sprite strawberry orange root beer is the most revolting flavor.
Speaker 4: The company should be taken down because of it, or
Speaker 4: at least just have one faucet for the diet coke
Speaker 4: and run everything else through.
Speaker 2: What so you're forced to drink a suicide your suicide?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the great like I'm Free as a child experiences.
Speaker 3: We were like, I'm here at seven to eleven. I
Speaker 3: will put all the beverages in one cup and pretend.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, well everyone else pretends they like it.
Speaker 2: Later in my life, I did that with dating. I
Speaker 2: feel like that's that was always my fear. So it's
Speaker 2: one valve spigot. If you will one spigot, you will
Speaker 2: then and he's doing it, thank you. That's yeah. Of
Speaker 2: course there's going to be cross contamination.
Speaker 4: Awful?
Speaker 1: Is that a new thing that it's one?
Speaker 4: I think it's in the last probably ten years. You know.
Speaker 4: The company is probably looking for ways to increase profits
Speaker 4: or whatever. Yeah, and so there's the rare McDonald's that
Speaker 4: still doesn't do that, but this local one, and this
Speaker 4: is really revealing a lot about how I spend my time.
Speaker 4: But the local one has switched to the horrible formula
Speaker 4: as well. And so there's nowhere for me to go. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I have to go into the store.
Speaker 1: You have to go into the city.
Speaker 4: I have to go into the city. I catch it
Speaker 4: right into the city.
Speaker 1: I take the bus, go into the city.
Speaker 4: Mom has no idea where I am.
Speaker 1: I must have my drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't is fountain is supposed to be better, like
Speaker 2: do you have it on draft? Oh?
Speaker 4: Much better?
Speaker 1: Okay for real?
Speaker 3: And if you can get it in one of those
Speaker 3: red plastic cups with crushed ice.
Speaker 2: Oh, goodbye, gorgeous, goodbye.
Speaker 3: That means you're at Round Table Pizza and it's nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, red Solo cup, the cup that made Toby Keith millions.
Speaker 4: All right, Pete or he did just pass?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 2: My old neighbor said, I just wanted you to know
Speaker 2: Toby passed today, and I'm like, she was a She
Speaker 2: had a limb driving service and she talked about him
Speaker 2: a lot, and we got in a weird argument about
Speaker 2: his politics. And I don't know why I ever.
Speaker 4: I thought you were in the back of her limo.
Speaker 2: I felt, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: I'm never renting this limo again.
Speaker 2: She did a few times she had a car, like
Speaker 2: when I had a show I headlined the improv and
Speaker 2: she's so sweet and had a car take me like, ah.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet until you learned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the comics made fun of me and.
Speaker 1: That she was fiscally conservative.
Speaker 2: But later I said, you know, I like a couple
Speaker 2: of its songs. One of them is that red Solo cup,
Speaker 2: and that's just the only one I could think of.
Speaker 2: I wanted to make an amends, but it is. It does.
Speaker 2: It is a cup that makes everything a little better.
Speaker 4: A little better. Maybe, Karen, you're you're very much a
Speaker 4: diet pepsi person.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I think that if you're really gonna
Speaker 3: pin me down.
Speaker 4: To it, and I am, and you should.
Speaker 3: I feel like pepsi products are sweeter diet pepsi especially
Speaker 3: so you get a little less of I think diet coke.
Speaker 3: And I think the reason a lot of people love
Speaker 3: diet coc is because it tastes like kind of liquid
Speaker 3: aspirin that's been carbonated, whereas diet pepsi feels like it's
Speaker 3: still trying to be friends with you a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that aspirin flavor they put in just because they
Speaker 2: had to put in something. When they took out the
Speaker 2: actual cocaine.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, they were like, well this'll do.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I find it's almost like diet coke is dry, and.
Speaker 4: It is dry.
Speaker 1: It's dry.
Speaker 4: Pepsi is dewey. Diet pepsi is a dewey.
Speaker 3: Drinks to the point of almost being tart, which makes
Speaker 3: me say, why don't they bring back diet pepsi with lemon?
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course, caman came was like lightly flavored.
Speaker 4: They had a lime one as well. I think maybe
Speaker 4: that was diet coke with lime. But they also had
Speaker 4: diet coke with vitamins, which didn't light the market on fire.
Speaker 2: What was that called. I don't think anyone remember.
Speaker 4: It was like diet coke Life or something. Wow, it
Speaker 4: was probably on shelves for four days.
Speaker 1: Is the one that was green?
Speaker 4: Yes, I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were psychotic.
Speaker 3: That was like a that sounds like an early twenty
Speaker 3: ten situation completely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, desperate move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pan and more panicked and desperate than the crystal.
Speaker 1: Era than the crystal Pepsi era.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these firemen won't leave us alone.
Speaker 2: You get it. You couldn't find parking.
Speaker 4: The thing I like about diet Pepsi, this is the
Speaker 4: big thing for me, is that it was originally called
Speaker 4: patio and that is such a good name for anything
Speaker 4: in my own car. Imagine cracking open a patio, but.
Speaker 1: You'd be in the basement.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: That is Did it have like a little umbrella on it.
Speaker 4: Or like what were we what was the branding like
Speaker 4: for that?
Speaker 3: At least do you mind trying to see if you
Speaker 3: can find some patio graphics.
Speaker 2: Or I mean, that is amazing. It's a great name.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's an excellent name for a drink.
Speaker 2: It makes me want to have one.
Speaker 3: Did it actually make it to market or that was
Speaker 3: just like they were working through.
Speaker 4: I believe it made it to market, and I think
Speaker 4: they rebranded and watch on a least it's going to
Speaker 4: look it up, like, none of.
Speaker 1: This is true. You dreamed it.
Speaker 4: They found it.
Speaker 2: Well, there we have it.
Speaker 4: What's the bottle of patio that is for sale?
Speaker 1: Does it say the year?
Speaker 4: It's going to be like fifty years old?
Speaker 1: At least I saw we were.
Speaker 3: We went to an antique fare in Petaluma this weekend
Speaker 3: and they had a clock.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the like Cola?
Speaker 4: Oh? No, but I like that name.
Speaker 1: It was basically.
Speaker 3: I think it was the one of the first caffeine
Speaker 3: free cola's.
Speaker 1: Oh and it was called like.
Speaker 2: Like because of the Valley Girl. Oh like totally.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like and they're just like, oh, they'll be
Speaker 3: doing ads for it all the time.
Speaker 2: It's like being lols.
Speaker 4: Called it the Wow.
Speaker 1: Like Cola. And I walked by. I was like like, Cole,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: And there was like a mid nineties coke product that
Speaker 4: was kind of aimed at gen xers. Do you remember
Speaker 4: this that? He? I? I why do I know this
Speaker 4: so much about soda? But I feel like the art
Speaker 4: was kind of like pop art, kind of black and white,
Speaker 4: trying to look kind of edgy. It's called like hey
Speaker 4: or snappers, Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 4: They have been called hey. That's my bed on the street.
Speaker 1: Look, it was called hey, look, yeah, just drink this.
Speaker 2: Hey look, you're Thursday.
Speaker 1: Stop making a big deal about it.
Speaker 2: Just drink it. At least it's not diet, right. I
Speaker 2: used to want diet right because Lee Majors, fresh off
Speaker 2: the Fall Guy, used to promote it in a cut
Speaker 2: off sweatshirt like he had just done an aerobics class.
Speaker 2: And I thought he was so cool because of the
Speaker 2: Fall Guy.
Speaker 1: And it was like he was giving you an alternate
Speaker 1: to diet coke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, diet right, yeah, diet right.
Speaker 3: Oh look, it was called okay soda, that's right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, yeah, a little don't.
Speaker 4: Get your hopes, okay soda. I'm not realizing. The last
Speaker 4: time I was on this show, I think we began
Speaker 4: because I had recently received an email from the Pepsi club.
Speaker 2: Points wha, he's that funny. We've said all this right,
Speaker 2: this feels like I'm a mole for pepsi.
Speaker 1: Or it's interesting, Karen, don't you like pepsi?
Speaker 3: Go on, say it is hidden microphone.
Speaker 4: I've got two cans of pepsi in my bag for
Speaker 4: you too.
Speaker 2: Yes, that episode we talked about that we talked about
Speaker 2: the writers strike which was happening.
Speaker 4: I'm still unemployed, Craig, you.
Speaker 2: Took a writing class.
Speaker 4: How that go, Well, I'm still unemployed.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: The industry is collapsing skill wise. You're ready, I'm ready
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If the industry would get it shit together.
Speaker 4: If we ever make television again, I am ready to
Speaker 4: exit my house.
Speaker 2: Yea, it is so much like that that I kind
Speaker 2: of knew that would be your answer. Isn't that a
Speaker 2: sad state?
Speaker 4: Horrifying? Yeah? I know about four people with jobs right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, It's it's tough.
Speaker 3: Also, I think you were especially punished because when they
Speaker 3: were putting together those mini.
Speaker 1: Rooms, they're not going to hire you when you are
Speaker 1: at the level that you're at.
Speaker 4: Oh, it is impossible, Yeah you were.
Speaker 3: Bridger was high up enough where it's like before the
Speaker 3: greed flation and all the bullshit that everyone's dealing with,
Speaker 3: where no one wants anyone to have a fucking job.
Speaker 3: Bridgers had been very successful as a writer for a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: They're the first ones to go, Yeah, because they don't
Speaker 1: have they want to pay those rates.
Speaker 3: They don't want to Wow. The higher up your level is,
Speaker 3: the more they have to pay you. So they're like, well,
Speaker 3: we'll just get a bunch of beginners and put.
Speaker 2: Them in tiny rooms. What's that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, very small room, room closet, this ship, the tiny
Speaker 4: desk concerts.
Speaker 2: Why, I mean, I like miniatures, but not for people.
Speaker 4: Enough, guy, we're baking you. Uh no, it's a it's
Speaker 4: a terrible time. But you know, maybe there will be
Speaker 4: a pivot career pivot.
Speaker 1: Sure, I think so well.
Speaker 4: I mean, God knows what you are, a podcaster. I
Speaker 4: may I just remind you, yes, thank God for the
Speaker 4: podcast world.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, it's it's totally okay for that to
Speaker 2: be your job. It's reputable. That's that's what I'm leaning on.
Speaker 4: It's a place to be until it collapses, right, and
Speaker 4: then what do we do?
Speaker 3: And then we all huddle up in the offices and
Speaker 3: we start burning furniture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be fine, We'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Have you been to the offices.
Speaker 4: I haven't, but I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming we have at least our own chair.
Speaker 1: We'll see see how you act.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I get excited about having an office job.
Speaker 4: I haven't been at an office. I can't remember the
Speaker 4: last time I was in an office.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we were all saying this morning, because
Speaker 3: we get we basically did like a soft open so
Speaker 3: that people didn't have to work by themselves anymore if
Speaker 3: they didn't want to. But there's like very little furniture whatever.
Speaker 3: We were just like, well, let's just open. We're done waiting.
Speaker 4: Are their kitchen snacks?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The last time I had an office job and my
Speaker 2: own desk, I also had a blanket and pillow under
Speaker 2: the desk and I would openly take little naps. Oh
Speaker 2: that sounds I would announce it. I would tell my
Speaker 2: boss I'm going to sleep for like a half hour.
Speaker 2: I'm sat in my alarm and he'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, okay, what was the job? Was this knife sales?
Speaker 2: No? No, it was a little after that.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 2: It was seventeen when I sold knives, but it was
Speaker 2: at Fox Sports. Oh cool, yeah, super cool. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: all about youth culture.
Speaker 4: What were you doing for Fox Sports?
Speaker 2: Action sports comedy, panel, talk show segment producing.
Speaker 4: And sleeping?
Speaker 2: It was fun and yeah, well every once in a while,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, all finished this at home?
Speaker 4: And I would I love a good floor nap.
Speaker 2: Well, I would get tired because we would when we
Speaker 2: would shoot a segment, it was during the weekend, and
Speaker 2: that was like off the clock, like you had to
Speaker 2: come with your idea finished and edited, and yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was a non union thing. Sure, I'm the one
Speaker 2: that should be in one of these tiny rooms, is
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I was a low level but yeah.
Speaker 3: Roger, what do you miss about working in an office environment?
Speaker 4: I mean so so little, But I do I miss
Speaker 4: the office snacks. I miss unlimited access to liquid?
Speaker 1: Right, what's your number one liquid?
Speaker 4: You know? I love? I mean I will go through
Speaker 4: so many diet cokes in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ever, but do you ever prefer diapepsi.
Speaker 4: Or you just I can always reach for a diet coke. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if a diepepsy is the only option, of course, I'll
Speaker 4: drink it. But if there's a line that will really
Speaker 4: improve the diapepsy situation for me. But then you know,
Speaker 4: you've got your lacroix. And then a lot of these
Speaker 4: offices experiment with waters that you would never purchase on
Speaker 4: your own, right, So you get to just sample things
Speaker 4: and if it's not great, you can just toss it.
Speaker 4: The corporation. I had to pay for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all write off anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I have about six cans of the worst sparkling
Speaker 4: water ever made in my fridge right now.
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 4: It's the Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemon and I am not
Speaker 4: a picky person. And we'll eat I disagree, We'll eat
Speaker 4: and drink almost anything.
Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 4: I can't finish a can. Wow, I don't know what
Speaker 4: they're doing to this thing.
Speaker 1: But it's revolting boeberry lemon.
Speaker 2: It is a sparkling water. M Yeah, I love that stuff.
Speaker 4: I love a sparkling water.
Speaker 1: But blueberry lemon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, blueberry lems I love that. Yeah, from Trader Joe's. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: I really like it. Chris, Who am I talking to?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 1: It's I do wait really quickly? You tell Bridger about
Speaker 1: your coffee invention that you love so much.
Speaker 2: That took off and a lot of menus across America
Speaker 2: have adopted it and what this is? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was present for its creation.
Speaker 1: Was that your episode?
Speaker 2: I think that we talked about it a lot back
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: We really did love talking about it.
Speaker 4: But is it taking off? No?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I just a lot of people in solidarity
Speaker 2: of word I just learned today with me were sending
Speaker 2: me menu items that were basically a version of what
Speaker 2: I was describing, but with sugar in it.
Speaker 4: It had already been invented with lemonade.
Speaker 2: I there's a place at the bottom of my street
Speaker 2: that does a lot of boba and teas and the like,
Speaker 2: and it has a coffee tonic which is basically like
Speaker 2: sparkling water with shots of espresso and that kind of
Speaker 2: little lemon. Oh that's for fresh. Yeah, it is. What
Speaker 2: I was missing, apparently is the bubbles, because I do.
Speaker 2: I am fully addicted to that. And it's not sweet.
Speaker 2: It's barely any lemon in there. It's just essence, like
Speaker 2: a squeeze, right. Yeah, it's just it's just almost like
Speaker 2: the fragrance a rumor. Yes, it is whispering from a
Speaker 2: week ago, people talking about lemon coming to town without
Speaker 2: people saying like I hate when they're here.
Speaker 4: It's a legend passed down by generations.
Speaker 2: It was almost like the aluminum of the can overpowered
Speaker 2: the lemon.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had a sparkling coffee. I
Speaker 4: would love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's funny I sell everyone on it
Speaker 2: well and gets just gritting her teeth.
Speaker 3: I was just because I was sold on not any
Speaker 3: of those ideas at all. But and Arnold Palmer with
Speaker 3: coffee instead of tea right where I was like, that
Speaker 3: will never work in a million years. Then the entire
Speaker 3: Kniche rises up and says, Karen, it's so good and
Speaker 3: you know nothing, And I'm like, oh, okay, now you're
Speaker 3: describing it and the coffee part is merely a whisper.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's something I just learned, like my evolved.
Speaker 4: Now, have either of you tried coffee and lemonade together?
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes, but have you actually tried it?
Speaker 2: Yes? And we ordered it in a drive through episode
Speaker 2: and I did. It was not great.
Speaker 4: I think I was present for this yea, unless I dreamed.
Speaker 4: I wish that's very possible.
Speaker 1: Or you listen to it and you felt like very true.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it's probably just one of the many episodes
Speaker 2: of this podcast that you listened to.
Speaker 4: I of course was listening to the episode. And I
Speaker 4: think I think Alas tried it. Yes, I think it
Speaker 4: may have.
Speaker 1: Just as likes it. She's against me and for Chris.
Speaker 2: I just shocked. I think it was just uh Anally's
Speaker 2: was just again in solidarity with me because you felt
Speaker 2: like I was being teamed up on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, teamed up on by just me.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that we had like seven eight people college
Speaker 2: football team in the car, that.
Speaker 1: The USC linebackers were here and on my side.
Speaker 2: The podcast with break The PT cruiser in front of
Speaker 2: us has silver buckles in back. It's a pet cruiser
Speaker 2: that's trying to be a hope chest.
Speaker 4: Yes, they already look so much like a hearse.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it is. It's like, this is a
Speaker 1: compact hearse person.
Speaker 4: This is like a hearse that you could put me in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See the buckles, they're literally it's pictures of like two
Speaker 3: silver belts on either side. Is it supposed to look
Speaker 3: like an old like a twenties car, maybe.
Speaker 4: Like a gangster's car that you know a Tommy gun
Speaker 4: would come out of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 1: That's baby Face Nelson ahead of it, so.
Speaker 4: Excited, sensible Christ.
Speaker 1: The PT Cruiser.
Speaker 3: Remember when those came out and people were like, I
Speaker 3: actually think it's cool, and I'd be like, has everyone
Speaker 3: gone insane?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love when things come out like that, and it
Speaker 3: actually like people go. The newness makes people go.
Speaker 1: I think I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom was really fooled by the throwback lines
Speaker 2: on that car. She wanted one. It was really a
Speaker 2: point of contention in our house. Yeah, and I was right.
Speaker 2: It became a laughing stock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a car you drive if your name's Paula
Speaker 4: or Larry.
Speaker 3: Similar to when the Uh when the Honda Fit came out,
Speaker 3: there was another car that was also very small, and
Speaker 3: it was shit. I thought maybe I'd be able to
Speaker 3: think of it by the time I got to the
Speaker 3: end of the suns.
Speaker 4: I do know what you're talking. I can start naming
Speaker 4: compact cars if you'd.
Speaker 1: Like, starting with an f.
Speaker 2: Fiesta, Ford Fiesta.
Speaker 1: It was new though, Ford Festiva.
Speaker 4: Let's see, was it a it's.
Speaker 1: A Festiva that was a real one?
Speaker 4: Oh wait was it the Oh no, I was about
Speaker 4: to say Ford Festiva.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. It is one of
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 3: I think that's a classic quarantine brain example of like
Speaker 3: just kind of repeating what someone else.
Speaker 1: Says and be like, did I do it? Am I talking?
Speaker 1: Am I talking? Like my friends?
Speaker 2: Am I finally at a party?
Speaker 3: Has it happening in my socializing because my friend was
Speaker 3: going to get a very small car, and she's like,
Speaker 3: I can't decide between the Fit and the this, And
Speaker 3: then I was like, it's got to be the Fit.
Speaker 1: I was like, Versa. Sorry, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to think of. The Nissan
Speaker 2: Versa looks exactly like a Fit. That was my vote.
Speaker 4: Oh, the Fit's a much better looking car.
Speaker 2: It's good lines. Yeah, it's really trying too hard that Versa. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Wait that man's going to go in.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you someone get hit by a train right now,
Speaker 4: especially a.
Speaker 1: Man pushing a What why would you do?
Speaker 2: Why are you doing that with a child? What a
Speaker 2: strange decision you've made.
Speaker 4: Who is the worst father in the city.
Speaker 1: He made it across though, guys.
Speaker 4: We'll look at the stupid haties wearing.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and that's not his kid.
Speaker 4: He's he's he just took that.
Speaker 2: He's just watching it for someone. He's too old to
Speaker 2: have that baby.
Speaker 4: He's like a terrible baby.
Speaker 2: You're a bad nanny, man.
Speaker 3: So today I went rist your baby's life down at
Speaker 3: the train tracks and then we went.
Speaker 1: To the park.
Speaker 2: Well, let's walk a mile in his shoes. I don't
Speaker 2: know how long he's been walking today, but maybe he
Speaker 2: could see so long down this track there's no bend
Speaker 2: in the tracks. Maybe he was like, why is this
Speaker 2: even going down? There's no train around. But from our
Speaker 2: vantage point, he's a homicidal mania.
Speaker 4: Well, and he doesn't know what speed the train is traveling.
Speaker 4: What if it's a bullet train?
Speaker 2: Right, yep, you're right. He was a lunatic.
Speaker 4: Or he gets his foot caught in the track and
Speaker 4: we have to get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'd be first to respond, Oh.
Speaker 4: There's the train that could have taken a life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, yeah, to slow.
Speaker 4: That conductor is furious.
Speaker 1: He's like, there's a there's a lock on it. I
Speaker 1: can't go any faster.
Speaker 2: M mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: The whole train is screaming for him.
Speaker 2: Go it's a dog. I was gonna yell at him.
Speaker 2: But it was a dog, a dog, a stroller, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a dog. Later he's like, maybe this will
Speaker 2: be better than youthanizer. It wasn't a baby, false alarm.
Speaker 1: Taking his dog down to the train tracks.
Speaker 2: It was a dog with hair.
Speaker 4: Toyota echo, no, wow, hello, Yeah, at least was that
Speaker 4: a natural pull or did you look.
Speaker 2: At are you image searching like vehicles?
Speaker 1: No, I was just looking up smallest Toyota models, smallest Honda.
Speaker 3: Models, yours, But imagine arguing the Fit or the Yars
Speaker 3: and I just like so hands down. Fifteen years later
Speaker 3: one I think about it all the time, like, man,
Speaker 3: I won that so good.
Speaker 4: The Fit has become a legend car. Yes, what a
Speaker 4: great introduction.
Speaker 1: The best car. That car. I swear to God.
Speaker 3: If you're like in your twenties and you're broke and
Speaker 3: you need a car that you fill up, well, I
Speaker 3: don't know. These days it's different, but I used to
Speaker 3: fill that car up with gas and not think about
Speaker 3: it for what felt like a month, truly, so the
Speaker 3: mileage was amazing. Roomy, you didn't have to do anything
Speaker 3: to it ever, No, it was kind of like a
Speaker 3: golf cart.
Speaker 1: Zippy zippy, but then roomy.
Speaker 2: And as small as it is. I will attest to safety.
Speaker 2: I was smashed in one where if if Bridger would
Speaker 2: have been in trouble, the back seat was against the
Speaker 2: front seat, but the driver and passenger seats were unaffected
Speaker 2: and the car, I mean it was totally square.
Speaker 3: Yeah, same with me when I got into my the
Speaker 3: final accident that totaled my Honda Fit.
Speaker 1: I was t boned.
Speaker 3: The guy was going fifty miles an hour and all
Speaker 3: the same. It was just all of a sudden, a
Speaker 3: loud noise and like powder in the air because the
Speaker 3: air bags went off the end I walked out.
Speaker 1: I had my arm hurt a little bit.
Speaker 3: The end nothing, and it should have been a terrible,
Speaker 3: terrible Maybe.
Speaker 2: When you make a car like that, it looks like
Speaker 2: a roller skatee. They're like, Okay, we really have to
Speaker 2: focus on safety with it.
Speaker 1: But we really have to get this roll bar going
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have since looked it up and it is
Speaker 2: way up there with the safety, up there with Volvo
Speaker 2: and better examples.
Speaker 4: I've never been in a car accident in a FIT. No,
Speaker 4: I feel now maybe I'll get into a FIT.
Speaker 2: I mean it's my next car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really recommend it.
Speaker 3: I loved it so much and the only reason I
Speaker 3: got another, the only reason I got a different car
Speaker 3: is because I had begun to actually make money.
Speaker 2: Look at those lines, sporty much.
Speaker 1: Look at her over there in the cute color.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's a yellow Fit colors.
Speaker 3: Anywhere in that thing. You can park anywhere. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: great and go fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My fit was on its last legs when it was sold.
Speaker 4: The windshield was cracked, everything about it had kind of
Speaker 4: been abused. But yeah, it was still running perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: How long did you have it? Do you remember?
Speaker 4: I had it for six years?
Speaker 1: I think, well, color silver, nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's I'm driving mine into the ground the resale.
Speaker 2: It's not worth it. I'm just and when things happen,
Speaker 2: I google and watch YouTube videos and just fix it myself.
Speaker 2: It's usually a fluid issue, spark plugs.
Speaker 4: It'll last one hundred years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll last forever, Thank you, Honda Corporation.
Speaker 2: Yes, and in the end, I forget that I have
Speaker 2: these smooth hands. Oftentimes strangers i'm and they're like, you
Speaker 2: could have been a hand model. But after I fixed
Speaker 2: my own car, I'm like, wait a minute, I'm a
Speaker 2: full grown man. How do you like that?
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, you prove your hands wrong.
Speaker 2: Yep, even though they just look like a hands of
Speaker 2: a geisha, you do have gorgeous hands. I'd look at
Speaker 2: that symmetrical the hands of a baby, I guess. I
Speaker 2: see that baby thumb though, Yeah, I got a big
Speaker 2: thumb and a little thumb.
Speaker 4: Oh are they different size?
Speaker 2: Broke that thumb and it just stopped growing. Huh when
Speaker 2: it doesn't bend, so yeah, that one bends, that one doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I broke it.
Speaker 4: Wow, how did you break it?
Speaker 2: I was skateboarding and fell and literally broke my thumb
Speaker 2: off in my ass. I landed on my hand with
Speaker 2: my ass and bent it. Yeah. Oh, in would have
Speaker 2: been better, it would have had some give. This was
Speaker 2: just all nothing but cheekbone. Yeah, and it really didn't
Speaker 2: hurt that much. I just kind of taped it to
Speaker 2: the rest of my hand and snowboarded all that it
Speaker 2: was when I was just snowboarding, didn't have insurance, and
Speaker 2: I kind of wish I had had it fixed, but
Speaker 2: you learn get it fixed.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Can you have a finger? I feel like fingers are
Speaker 4: always just like, we'll deal with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Even when I broke my hand right here,
Speaker 2: you can see where that is that he just said, well,
Speaker 2: it's already healed. That's just how it's going to be.
Speaker 2: And I've asked about this thumb and they're like, what
Speaker 2: do you want us to break your thumb and fix it?
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, it doesn't sound dumb coming out of
Speaker 2: your mouth. What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: What do you want medical care?
Speaker 2: What are you British?
Speaker 1: Have you ever broken a bone?
Speaker 4: No? I was about to ask you the same thing.
Speaker 1: My answer is no as well.
Speaker 4: I think you know. I can't speak for you, but
Speaker 4: I drink a lot of milk. I'm here for the
Speaker 4: dairy industry. I'm the last adult drinking milk.
Speaker 2: Wow, you are You're just like all of our dads.
Speaker 1: Do you mean, like in a glass separate from cereal?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Well, with a cookie, it's always there's no chance you
Speaker 4: find me in my kitchen just with a glass of milk.
Speaker 4: It has to be a company by something.
Speaker 2: We're talking full bodied, two percent homogenized. I'm a one
Speaker 2: percent sure you politically, I know, but we're talking about milk.
Speaker 4: I am so rich.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the cookie is made of gold.
Speaker 1: Guys, look at that mini motorcycle game.
Speaker 4: Oh it's at least was that three of them? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I kind of like those because there it's like a kid,
Speaker 2: and those are like lawnmower engines. Yeah, I make little
Speaker 2: mini bikes.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a cool scene, kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the Spanish word farah terrhea. What's it
Speaker 4: sense for hardware store? Oh? Wow, doesn't stand for means
Speaker 4: it's fun.
Speaker 1: That was on me.
Speaker 2: I confuse them for a karna soria, and I go,
Speaker 2: they're looking for meat. It's a beautiful name, fera teria
Speaker 2: it is. It's like a beautiful name for a baby.
Speaker 2: It's my daughter Farah.
Speaker 4: Is that what it means? I should say, I didn't
Speaker 4: just bring up that out out of nowhere. Was painted
Speaker 4: on the side of a building.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the listener is used to the most fucking
Speaker 3: random ship coming out of people's mouth. I think that
Speaker 3: might be the like the secret appeal, now that I
Speaker 3: think of it from the listener's point. Yeah, it's people
Speaker 3: having a normal conversation and suddenly I start screaming fuck you,
Speaker 3: and then it's like they then they realized someone cut
Speaker 3: me off.
Speaker 2: It's the behavior you can only get from someone in
Speaker 2: a back seat that can't see your face. Yeah, Tourettzi
Speaker 2: like blurts.
Speaker 1: I am in the front seat, though you are, but we.
Speaker 2: Don't look at each other's faces.
Speaker 1: Oh true, true, I.
Speaker 2: Haven't seen your face. And since Zoom.
Speaker 4: Hardware Store, we've all learned something yay, Karen. Have you
Speaker 4: ever had stitches?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry.
Speaker 3: When I was a baby, my mom tripped over my highchair.
Speaker 3: We both fell down. She broke her arm and I
Speaker 3: got a head injury and stitches up here.
Speaker 1: And that's my mummy's always go and that's why you're
Speaker 1: like this. When I was.
Speaker 3: Misbehaving, but not in a way where I would remember,
Speaker 3: but I remember my sister getting stitches because and I've
Speaker 3: told the story before, when she was in kindergarten, they
Speaker 3: had a pet parade and everyone brought their pet.
Speaker 1: Any kind of pets.
Speaker 3: So my sister brought our cat, Taffy loose, not on anything,
Speaker 3: just Taffy in her arms to a kindergarten classroom full
Speaker 3: of dogs and cats.
Speaker 2: Horror.
Speaker 1: And soon after.
Speaker 3: Taffy tried was like basically being barked at by a
Speaker 3: dog and tried to get the hell out of there,
Speaker 3: and scratched my sister right under her eye, just perfectly
Speaker 3: missing her actual eyeball, and she got stitches. And it
Speaker 3: was horrifying as a child to realize that anything that
Speaker 3: could happen.
Speaker 2: With stitches from a cat claw. Yeah, that is serious.
Speaker 2: She really got it in there.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a country cat where like we
Speaker 3: found her in the.
Speaker 4: Creek, right and like Colopo had mouse cuts all over it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that cat used to file their those closet night.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was intense.
Speaker 3: And then she had a scar for a long time
Speaker 3: where we were all kind of like, oh, that's pretty intense,
Speaker 3: and went away by the time she.
Speaker 1: Was like in fifth grade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they eventually go away. Yeah, all the scars, even
Speaker 2: the one on my hip, I mean it was that big.
Speaker 2: I'm like it from what I got my hip replaced. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was the most grotesque, misshapen and now you can
Speaker 2: barely see it's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: Major surgery, major surgeries.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I have had stitches twice in what spots, both from
Speaker 4: an older brother. The first he was towing me around
Speaker 4: in a laundry basket and it tilted back and my
Speaker 4: head hit the corner on a wall.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: And then the next time he was showing off for
Speaker 4: the neighbor Jeanine, and he had a piece of PVC
Speaker 4: pipe which he threw at my head and hit right
Speaker 4: the temple right next to my eye. And so that
Speaker 4: was I think it was like eight stitches, right.
Speaker 1: By my eye and a big bleeder because it.
Speaker 4: Was so much blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, shit, are you close now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're perfectly fine. Now I've forgiven him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many years did it take?
Speaker 4: It took decades. We're only just recently speaking. But I
Speaker 4: had stitches twice. Every one of my siblings had to
Speaker 4: have stitches. So my parents were doing something wrong. What
Speaker 4: does that say about debian Drew?
Speaker 3: I mean, but it also was kind of of the
Speaker 3: time because it was like, there's a lot of precautions
Speaker 3: that were not being taken. There's still like little baby
Speaker 3: clips under Nora's under the bathroom sink. In Nora's bathroom,
Speaker 3: We're like, if you try to go down and get
Speaker 3: a cue.
Speaker 1: Tip or something, you.
Speaker 3: Have to like fight the clip that keeps right where.
Speaker 3: It's like, we were free to go under the sink
Speaker 3: and play with comments if we want.
Speaker 4: To, Yeah, do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Go play in the river, yeah, or just ride your
Speaker 2: bike around the neighborhood all day, and no way of
Speaker 2: contacting your parents, and they didn't worry.
Speaker 4: My whole childhood was that way. Oh yeah, no helmet,
Speaker 4: no never, and.
Speaker 3: Also no training about not going into houses or accepting food.
Speaker 2: That was the big one at an era where there
Speaker 2: wasn't even DNA testing. I really thought that guy was
Speaker 2: basically leaping on the hood.
Speaker 1: I know. And also it was an there was and.
Speaker 2: We you'd get warned about a new white van every Monday,
Speaker 2: and there's kids always missing. Why I I didn't worry
Speaker 2: about it. I just rode around my neighborhood.
Speaker 4: We were told to look out for the old junkie
Speaker 4: green car. Oh only there was a man in an
Speaker 4: old junkie green car trying to get kids. Ooh, just
Speaker 4: so pumped.
Speaker 2: Yeah that they tell you I was worried about it
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: It's on you. Yeah, you look out for it. We
Speaker 1: have to leave. Bye, Good luck with the man in
Speaker 1: the green car.
Speaker 4: Eight year old children problems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's three o'clock, gotta go.
Speaker 1: Wow, so fucked up.
Speaker 2: There was a in my near both my schools, the
Speaker 2: elementary and middle school. Right in the middle, there was
Speaker 2: a the Witch Lady but oh that's what everyone called.
Speaker 2: Her house was covered with spray paint that I think
Speaker 2: she did to her own house.
Speaker 4: Street artist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, graffiti that said keep out and all this in
Speaker 2: retrospect aspect, maybe it was kids that did it, but
Speaker 2: I think she did it to her own house and
Speaker 2: did not pay for She was not hooked up to
Speaker 2: the sewer. My mom was the sewer billing clerk, so
Speaker 2: she knew and she liked this lady, but you had
Speaker 2: to pay into that system anyway. And she's like, no,
Speaker 2: I burn all of my waist in the fireplace.
Speaker 1: No, you can't burn tea.
Speaker 2: And she would, lady, because she would boil it, boiled
Speaker 2: it away to put out the ship fire.
Speaker 4: And she reduced it.
Speaker 2: She would ride a bike around town and with all
Speaker 2: this like dark makeup under her eyes and like make
Speaker 2: weird faces. But again my mom said, oh, she's a
Speaker 2: nice lady. She's just kind of different.
Speaker 4: What did this woman want from the community.
Speaker 2: I do not know. We all the kids thought that
Speaker 2: there was stories about you open her gate and she'd
Speaker 2: made your hand with a hammer, all these really specific
Speaker 2: and no, it was the dragon Lady. My sister who's
Speaker 2: six years older than me, knew about the dragon Lady.
Speaker 2: That was her name. Wow, and uh, she was just
Speaker 2: a member of our community.
Speaker 4: It was Carol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they and I Yeah, I just feel like, what
Speaker 2: if we had just been nice to her.
Speaker 3: If it was these days, she would be probably a
Speaker 3: leading content maker.
Speaker 1: Oh right right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Fascinating burning sewage online and telling you how to do
Speaker 4: it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it's the better way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saved so much money and I'm green yeah
Speaker 2: in the cheeks, yes, because I'm a witch.
Speaker 4: Did either of you ever have like a stranger pull
Speaker 4: up in a car and try to get you in?
Speaker 3: Well, one time at the movie theater, me and my
Speaker 3: friend Jennifer, who were just there trying to watch I
Speaker 3: believe Raiders a lost art, but it could have been
Speaker 3: another great early eighties hit, a man just came up
Speaker 3: and sat next to Jennifer ooh yikes.
Speaker 1: And we got up and left.
Speaker 3: Did not tell anyone that worked there, didn't tell our parents,
Speaker 3: kept it to ourselves, didn't talk to each other about it.
Speaker 2: Look, Jennifer, with you right, yes, should we both?
Speaker 3: She goes that man is sat down next to me.
Speaker 3: I think he actually may have tried to touch her
Speaker 3: leg or something. And we just got up and ran
Speaker 3: and they were like, should.
Speaker 1: We get ice cream?
Speaker 3: Like like there was a thing where it was like
Speaker 3: we didn't know to make a Yeah, we didn't know
Speaker 3: to be super freaked out by it.
Speaker 1: We're just like that guy was weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the eighties as opposed to who the
Speaker 3: fuck is this man?
Speaker 1: And everybody should be should have been alerted, right.
Speaker 2: I had a man pull up to it. I was
Speaker 2: like twenty three or something. I just moved to Austin.
Speaker 2: A man pulled up in a van and said, Hi,
Speaker 2: I am doing I'm a photographer and I'm doing a
Speaker 2: photo book about athletes, different types of athletes and their abs.
Speaker 2: Do you mind if you lift your shirt and let
Speaker 2: me take a picture of your app muscles? And I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I don't really have abs. I've been
Speaker 2: drinking a lot of beer. He's like, it's fine, and
Speaker 2: I lifted up my shirt and he took a picture
Speaker 2: and he said thank you, and he just kind of
Speaker 2: smiled and drove away. And then I was like, I
Speaker 2: he got me.
Speaker 4: Was at the top of the New York Times bestseller
Speaker 4: You're like, how do I get a hold of this book.
Speaker 2: I didn't get a cut of his Time Life sponsored
Speaker 2: Sports Abs book. I'm the cover boy.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 4: That's crazy wild gross apparently if you pixelate the face.
Speaker 2: But I want everyone to know if you have that book,
Speaker 2: those are.
Speaker 1: That's Chris with the non apps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, it's more of a showcase of a
Speaker 2: deep navel. But I am pop. Yeah, that was that
Speaker 2: the backstory. I bought every word of it. Though it's
Speaker 2: a horrible story.
Speaker 4: Though why, I mean, very few people have like visible
Speaker 4: ads abbs. Just so you're taking pictures of stomachs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. Why is it open with an insult?
Speaker 1: No, it's with a tricky compliment.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you're like, you're right, I do, and yes, I
Speaker 3: will share them with the world.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do. I mean, there's only one way
Speaker 2: to prove it. And I'm like, you're right, sir. I
Speaker 2: slowly rolled my shirt up. Oh it's funny, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I was skateboarding. He's like, well, I want to see
Speaker 2: you what a skateboarders? Oh sir, Oh god, it was
Speaker 2: so funny. Clear it. I just wanted to be famous.
Speaker 1: Did you ever find the guy in the junkie green car?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: But I do feel like I'm having this memory of,
Speaker 4: truly within the last ten years, of someone trying to
Speaker 4: probably mistaking me as a teenager, trying to kidnap me.
Speaker 4: I feel like I was in a public place and
Speaker 4: like a scaryish person came up and asked if I
Speaker 4: was with my parents or something, and now I need
Speaker 4: to look through my journals because I have a very
Speaker 4: vague and it was not as a child, it was
Speaker 4: within adulthood.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Wow, Well again opening with a compliment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, mmm, I'm loving this. What do you
Speaker 1: have for me?
Speaker 2: Hey? Smelled skin? Are your parents around me? What item
Speaker 2: of clothing do I take off?
Speaker 4: Sir? I must have just looked frail and small enough
Speaker 4: to just swipe. But I do feel like that was
Speaker 4: a thing that actually happened to me. I don't know
Speaker 4: why I would just feel that had happened to me.
Speaker 4: That would be a strange thing to imagine, right, A lot.
Speaker 2: Of the stories I tell on here, I go home
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, oh, that was my cousin story.
Speaker 2: I just thought about it so much that I've developed visuals.
Speaker 4: I did have a prowler outside my whole.
Speaker 1: I heard about that. It freaked me out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. This was before Jim had gotten back
Speaker 4: into town. He had been in New York. So I
Speaker 4: was at home alone and I had just gotten home
Speaker 4: from the gym, was taking out the garbage cans, very
Speaker 4: late dusk, very little light, left, and I see out
Speaker 4: of the corner of my eye, like this blur move
Speaker 4: into my neighbor's driveway, And so I went and looked
Speaker 4: up there and there was nothing there. And so I
Speaker 4: started walking up my porch and there's my house and
Speaker 4: then there's kind of like some a planter with some trees,
Speaker 4: and there's a little strip in between the two. And
Speaker 4: I looked down and there was an adult man in
Speaker 4: all black crouched there. We locked eyes, and it didn't
Speaker 4: occur to me to say anything. Other people, as I've
Speaker 4: told the story, they're like, well, what did you do?
Speaker 4: I just ran in the house and locked the door
Speaker 4: and was just shaking non stop. I called nine one one,
Speaker 4: and that, of course did nothing, And but I texted
Speaker 4: my neighbor and he investigated and the sky had vanished.
Speaker 2: Wow, but so spooky.
Speaker 4: It reminded me. Have you seen have you seen? Why
Speaker 4: am I forgetting the name now Keeper Scrapers? You know
Speaker 4: the Twin Peaks? Have you seen Twin Peaks?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember the Bob character?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I was an improv group called Bob's Family based on.
Speaker 4: That's what I picture now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just picture that scary, smiling.
Speaker 1: Face was he smiling?
Speaker 4: No, I mean it was so quick. It was just
Speaker 4: like a locked eyes and I'm moving into the house.
Speaker 1: But he looked at you. Why wouldn't you like have
Speaker 1: his head down? Horrifying hate him?
Speaker 2: Was he slightly smiling?
Speaker 4: I mean he must have if I'm picturing that now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there wasn't like the maniacal look. But because I mean
Speaker 4: it was that feeling. I think it was more that
Speaker 4: feeling than what was actually happening. Just absolute horror.
Speaker 1: Yes, well and also so close, oh so close? Oh
Speaker 1: that's a I don't like the aperture.
Speaker 4: And then yes, I saw a snake that had just
Speaker 4: swallowed a lizard.
Speaker 2: To catch the fly.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Wow, it was very odd. It look like a lizard
Speaker 4: had put on a snake costume.
Speaker 2: Wait, how it was dangling out of them out? Look
Speaker 2: at how cute she.
Speaker 1: Is the cutest little girl. And she waved at us.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so sweet. This is the opposite of what
Speaker 4: was happening at the train tracks.
Speaker 1: That mother was actively trying to keep that girl alive.
Speaker 4: Everyone was happy, no one was in a bad hat.
Speaker 3: Also, what when's the last time you saw an la
Speaker 3: child that was like hi, O.
Speaker 1: They're never like that.
Speaker 4: Usually an LA child is one of the worst people alive.
Speaker 1: Yes, hateful, hateful, stupid in their heart.
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 3: And they're wearing a Pixie shirt. You don't know what
Speaker 3: that band is.
Speaker 4: You have no idea who Frank Black is.
Speaker 2: Don't get me started on its sideband the Catholics. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is. I So the lizard was hanging out of
Speaker 2: the snake's mouth.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to bring up this image to the listener
Speaker 4: to you, but the snake, the lizard's head was just
Speaker 4: there in the snake's mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's like a comic book villain.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I assumed because I assumed that the snake
Speaker 4: had died because it was just completely still. But I
Speaker 4: left and then it was gone. So I think it
Speaker 4: was just like digesting. And again I apologize to everyone
Speaker 4: for this, but was just having lunch and it had
Speaker 4: taken on more than a could choose.
Speaker 3: A snake ate a lizard tail first, and then it
Speaker 3: turned into like snake lizard terducan essentially.
Speaker 1: Jus awful.
Speaker 3: I don't it may be one of the signs of
Speaker 3: the apocalypse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really don't like that visual, but I'm glad you.
Speaker 3: Brought it, but fun fun to think. What are some
Speaker 3: other fun visuals anyone can think of?
Speaker 4: Gory visual what's.
Speaker 3: A super disturbing but simple idea that you want to
Speaker 3: describe to us right now?
Speaker 2: I want to see a palandrome situation where a snake
Speaker 2: eats another snake head first, so it's a tail leading
Speaker 2: to one snakehead back into a tail again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And it says don't tread on me underneath. Yes,
Speaker 1: something like.
Speaker 2: That, celebrating whatever state that is that we'll never visit.
Speaker 4: Certainly a snake in history has swallowed another snake head first,
Speaker 4: right right? It has to Wow, we've all missed it.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see that video of the gigantic anaconda
Speaker 3: that was truly like the length of a bus and
Speaker 3: a guy who's swimming next to it, And I don't know,
Speaker 3: it could totally have been fake, because we truly live
Speaker 3: in a time where no one knows what is reel anymore.
Speaker 4: Snake was saying vote Republicans, like this wasn't an ice
Speaker 4: cube movie.
Speaker 2: There's one called love It.
Speaker 1: Saw it in the theater?
Speaker 2: Oh did you know?
Speaker 3: He absolutely did? If the movie is dumb like that?
Speaker 3: And I believe j Loo was also a star close.
Speaker 3: I'm there at the eleven AM showing on opening day
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 4: But Karen, you saw a real or potentially real video
Speaker 4: of a snake like that.
Speaker 3: Potentially real. I checked on it, and people are saying
Speaker 3: it was real.
Speaker 4: It's a river monster.
Speaker 3: It was so huge, like but it was the kind
Speaker 3: of thing where everyone was having like these reactions. But
Speaker 3: the guy that was in the video, who apparently is
Speaker 3: famous in Australia, so he's kind of like an Australian
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Australian guy fiery, but they do
Speaker 3: different jobs. But he was wearing a short sleeved like
Speaker 3: business shirt and a tie underwater, So that's what people
Speaker 3: were talking about as much as this biggest anaconda you've
Speaker 3: ever seen, where it's like, is this whole thing kind
Speaker 3: of a symbol of disinformation and how we nobody can
Speaker 3: concentrate on the important part because a guy's wearing like
Speaker 3: business attire underwater with a snorkel and like.
Speaker 4: An AI prompt for businessman swimming next to the biggest
Speaker 4: snake I've ever seen, And then you get that video.
Speaker 1: Yep, for sure, I would go look at it yourself.
Speaker 2: Was it the host of the TV show River Monsters.
Speaker 3: No, it was not because he Yeah, that guy, that
Speaker 3: guy gets in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is pretty well dressed. I had to hang
Speaker 2: out with him for a day once underwater though, uh no,
Speaker 2: we shot that beforehand. I just was fishing in an
Speaker 2: La river and then met him at some sort of
Speaker 2: a terrarium and he really didn't like me. But he
Speaker 2: was well dressed. But yes, he wasn't Australian.
Speaker 1: Was it because he took his ship so seriously?
Speaker 2: Yes, And I was making light of it, and I
Speaker 2: kept saying, I'm gonna be the dumb guy in this interaction.
Speaker 2: It's a show where they forced us to do comedy
Speaker 2: even though it doesn't work with the.
Speaker 3: Program, even though you don't approve.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm a fan of you and we like you,
Speaker 2: and that's and it still didn't work. He looked at
Speaker 2: me with much hate.
Speaker 1: Well, Australians can be like that sometimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do well with a water monster when
Speaker 4: I'm in an open body of water. That's I am
Speaker 4: just dreading everything around me.
Speaker 1: Yep, anything's possible, truly, anything.
Speaker 2: It's another planet under there, under the sea. I'm afraid
Speaker 2: of everything. I tried to swim with goggles in my snorkel.
Speaker 2: When I was doing it in pools, I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: free to go to the ocean. It's blocks from my house,
Speaker 2: and it was so scary to be able to see
Speaker 2: what's happening down there. Yeah, I thought it would bring
Speaker 2: me come for like, oh, if I see a shark,
Speaker 2: I'll be ready.
Speaker 4: Would you be ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah? A little fish, a minnow would go by and
Speaker 2: I'd freak out. It was it's so hard to be
Speaker 2: able to see in the water. It's better to just
Speaker 2: pretend nothing is there.
Speaker 4: What's your number one animal fear?
Speaker 2: Oh me, I do. It sounds weird, but I've I've
Speaker 2: seen an angry moose before. Oh, I know how unpredictable
Speaker 2: and aggressive they are more so than a bear, and
Speaker 2: and huge cut, cute size, and they want to kick
Speaker 2: your ass. I think other bears, like bears, sharks, they
Speaker 2: will avoid humans unless you really are in a situation
Speaker 2: where you've surprised them. A moose will see you from
Speaker 2: across a body of water and be like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go dance on that guy's face.
Speaker 4: Karen, do you have what's yours? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't want to see snakes really at all.
Speaker 3: But I had a really hilarious reaction to a cockroach
Speaker 3: one time that was very big that was in my
Speaker 3: house that like it took me out at the knees,
Speaker 3: like I felt weak and like I was going to
Speaker 3: fall down.
Speaker 2: The cockroach having a little club.
Speaker 3: It was really weird though, because it was like I
Speaker 3: didn't I'd never been you know, growing up in the
Speaker 3: country or whatever. You just are like, oh, yeah, just
Speaker 3: ignore it or something. But the it's little antennae were
Speaker 3: coming out from underneath a tray on my bathroom things.
Speaker 3: So I got this weird feeling. Then I looked down,
Speaker 3: saw the antennae and then saw it was. It was
Speaker 3: like a june bug sized cockroach, and I lost it.
Speaker 3: It was like like I was kind of crying without
Speaker 3: tears coming out.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was so upsetting.
Speaker 4: Well, it starts making you wonder what you're doing with
Speaker 4: your how you're leading your life, How did this get here?
Speaker 1: Yes? Why aren't all the holes patched up in my house?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And then one time, like say a week later, I
Speaker 3: opened the utensil door and there was one in there. Oh,
Speaker 3: so we were having some sort of infestation. But they
Speaker 3: were so much bigger than normal cockroaches that I'd seen before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much bigger. In Texas, they fly one They're huge,
Speaker 2: and they fly across the room and they are everywhere.
Speaker 2: You could go in the fanciest restaurant, which in Texas
Speaker 2: is Ruth's Chris, and they're on the floor. It's just
Speaker 2: everyone's like, yeah, we'll deal with it. There's there's cockroaches here.
Speaker 2: But like you described, when you just see their antenna
Speaker 2: dangling out of a cupboard or a but it.
Speaker 3: Like it gives you this weird It gave me this
Speaker 3: very weird almost like it was like did we used
Speaker 3: to fight these?
Speaker 1: There was something inside me and it was like you
Speaker 1: need to get away from this right now. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: What about you bridger rats?
Speaker 4: Oh? I mean miles away from any other creature. The
Speaker 4: rat just makes me want to die really ooh horrifying.
Speaker 1: And did you ever have a rat encounters in New York?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I opened a garbage can to have one
Speaker 4: scurry out towards me. I threw the garbage lid. That
Speaker 4: was I mean that and the prowler. Those are the
Speaker 4: two scariest experiences of my life, but I've had a
Speaker 4: rat run across my feet in la Oh, just too
Speaker 4: much for me.
Speaker 2: I was doing a show in Manhattan Beach and there
Speaker 2: was a woman in the audience with a cast on
Speaker 2: her leg, and this was very recently, and I said,
Speaker 2: how'd you break your leg? Because you know I like
Speaker 2: to do crowd work so much. She said, I was
Speaker 2: running from my car to my house and a rat
Speaker 2: ran under my foot and I broke my legs stepping
Speaker 2: on a rat. Oh why? And I was like, are
Speaker 2: you serious? And her husband yelled yes, so that happened.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what happened to the rat? And she's like,
Speaker 2: I think it well, it was not in good.
Speaker 4: Shape, like it lippt on it like a banana peels.
Speaker 2: It ran under her foot, Like what the timing of that?
Speaker 1: And also did was it diseased? Like why didn't it
Speaker 1: stay away from her?
Speaker 4: Right? It's mind was going crazy.
Speaker 2: What about a rat? That's a pet? Like have you
Speaker 2: ever known it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Set a rat pet? And that's where this all started.
Speaker 4: First grade had escaped to live in our garage and
Speaker 4: then my brother shot it to death with a baby gun.
Speaker 4: No need tail, Wow, I did it break a ball.
Speaker 4: So at one point you liked rat There was a
Speaker 4: brief period and then it was all downhill.
Speaker 1: Then it was trauma, trauma, trauma.
Speaker 4: It was around the same time when you start to realize,
Speaker 4: like start to learn about death and that. I also
Speaker 4: learned about rabies, and those two things went hand in hand.
Speaker 4: And I was afraid of rabies and tapeworms until about
Speaker 4: seventh grade.
Speaker 2: Right, it starts to be like a germophobe thing. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hear you there.
Speaker 3: God, that's funny because I wanted a tapeworm. So but
Speaker 3: I was like around sixth grade I learned about tapeworms.
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I could just figure out a way
Speaker 3: to get what I'd be so skinny.
Speaker 2: Eat whatever you want.
Speaker 4: I want rabies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It gives all those energy in those tiny writing rooms.
Speaker 3: Ooh, the tension, the muscles, imagine the abs you could have.
Speaker 1: This felt really short.
Speaker 4: It did feel short. It always feels too short. It
Speaker 4: really does next time. And so I keep driving, We're.
Speaker 1: Going to drive to Carl's back.
Speaker 2: You just feel in your arm.
Speaker 1: For sure, puture is not a gun that you're pressing
Speaker 1: into my skull.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's been a wonderful time.
Speaker 3: Yes, Wait a second, really quick before you go. Yes, Drew,
Speaker 3: will you tell the story of winning it Drag Bengo?
Speaker 4: Last Oh my god?
Speaker 1: We or no? Sorry? Last week and then the week? Okay,
Speaker 1: well you just tell it.
Speaker 4: I mean I've been to Drag Bngo twice in a row.
Speaker 4: It's a new tradition. First week, our friend Albertino won
Speaker 4: the big prize, fifty dollars gift card. They have several
Speaker 4: rounds of prizes and some of them are not good prizes.
Speaker 4: So you could win Mimosa party and for me that's nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's an immediate Mimosa party.
Speaker 4: Right, so in at seven pm? What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: Nobody wants that she won the fifty dollars prize. First week.
Speaker 4: Second week, there were a few less of us. It
Speaker 4: was just Jim and a friend and me. We made
Speaker 4: it all the way through without winning anything, and then
Speaker 4: I win the grand prize. I lost my mind?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 4: I've never felt better?
Speaker 3: What was your first when you screamed Bengo? So you
Speaker 3: got blackout Bengo?
Speaker 2: Last round?
Speaker 3: Yes, and we're using the only one because when Albertina won,
Speaker 3: she was one of.
Speaker 2: Four people right.
Speaker 4: She tied, so hers was a little more satisfying because
Speaker 4: she had to win another she had to really go
Speaker 4: through it, right. But I had a nice, clean kill.
Speaker 4: Nice I was the only person to win.
Speaker 1: Did you stand up?
Speaker 4: Did you threw my arms up.
Speaker 1: In the air?
Speaker 4: I yelled, and I'm not a yeller, but in that moment,
Speaker 4: I was a different person and I won the prize.
Speaker 4: But you also feel that heat of the rest of
Speaker 4: the restaurant hating you, Yeah, because they all are now
Speaker 4: mad that they didn't win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I felt it when I did bingo at
Speaker 2: the Halloway all the time. I would be really upset
Speaker 2: when someone would win more than once. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: this is rigged, or they bought a bunch of cards
Speaker 2: because you could buy.
Speaker 4: Ten if you want, you can buy as well as
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's got to be a cap on it.
Speaker 2: And that goes for trivia teams with fifteen members. That's
Speaker 2: a good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't have the whole neighborhood on your trivia.
Speaker 2: No, God, what did you win?
Speaker 4: Fifty dollars? Oh that yeah, I paid for most of
Speaker 4: our dinner. So good, that's true, wonderful.
Speaker 3: I felt really bad because the week that Albertina won,
Speaker 3: she she had a fifty dollars gift card and she
Speaker 3: was like, hey, dinner's on me, and I go, well,
Speaker 3: there's going to be some left over. It just came
Speaker 3: out of my mouth. I don't know why I said it.
Speaker 3: I felt so She was like, I know, sorry, I
Speaker 3: don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1: Dinner's not on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't want to leave with the credit of
Speaker 2: thinking she fully had paid for it.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare steal that credit?
Speaker 4: Albert Yeah, but I'm going to try to win again
Speaker 4: this week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want to become kind of a menace.
Speaker 1: You should like, people get mad when you win, exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they see me walking in and their night is
Speaker 4: already ruined.
Speaker 3: I start with a leather jacket, yeah, and spit on
Speaker 3: the floor when you walk in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this was delightful.
Speaker 1: Before we wrap.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think has something that he would.
Speaker 2: Like to promote, Oh, Frederia, anything, anything, idea?
Speaker 4: The reason, I mean, the reason I'm here is to
Speaker 4: have a wonderful time. But do you mind if I
Speaker 4: promote something?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: I never promote anything for finally doing a live show.
Speaker 4: If I said no gifts June twenty sixth at Dynasty Typewriter. Okay,
Speaker 4: I think by that by the time this comes out,
Speaker 4: we'll have announced it. Otherwise this will be a real
Speaker 4: scoop for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, breaking news.
Speaker 4: I don't want to drive listeners to your show. What God,
Speaker 4: Now I'm increasing your listenership. Yeah, people are running all
Speaker 4: over to hear this June twenty sixth. If you go
Speaker 4: to Dynasty typewriter dot com to get tickets and a
Speaker 4: live stream, which is so twenty.
Speaker 1: First century, really is if you really think about it,
Speaker 1: do you have any idea who your guests might be
Speaker 1: a teaser?
Speaker 4: You have no idea. It's still we're still so far out.
Speaker 4: We haven't booked anybody, but it'll be a very special one,
Speaker 4: maybe two, and then some some surprise guests. And I've
Speaker 4: been given a lot of gifts on this podcast, so
Speaker 4: you know I might be bringing some those.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 4: You know, I've got to clear out my house although
Speaker 4: my garage is currently unopenable.
Speaker 1: Because there's so many gifts in there.
Speaker 4: It's broken and we just haven't done anything to fix it.
Speaker 4: So I've got to get that open by June twenty sixth,
Speaker 4: but yes, come see the live show.
Speaker 3: I was really excited to listen to Kyle Kanane give
Speaker 3: you the same gift I gave you.
Speaker 1: Can you believe I love that?
Speaker 4: I mean, what an incredible gift to get twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bridger has owned two different stars in the galaxy
Speaker 3: because of me and Kyle Kanaane, both with double K initials.
Speaker 4: That's right. I didn't even wow. Now that's very strange.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are of one mind.
Speaker 2: This was meant to wow. Yeah, and that's how did
Speaker 2: you find that out?
Speaker 1: I listened to I said, no gifts.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, religiously, I probably own the most real estate
Speaker 4: in the galaxy.
Speaker 1: You're the Donald Trump of the galaxy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even Elon only has one. I had to think
Speaker 2: of one, must too, and it's just one.
Speaker 1: You know there, you really did.
Speaker 4: But thank you for having me. Yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 4: And I apologize to the listener for being on the
Speaker 4: show so often. I'm sure they're furious.
Speaker 2: I think you might be our most visited guest.
Speaker 1: We need you and we want turn to listen to
Speaker 1: my bingo night.
Speaker 2: Who's a guy in the leather jackets? Don't stop spitting?
Speaker 1: Stop spitting in the car well drink Pepsi.
Speaker 4: Don't forget Pepsi product.
Speaker 2: I'll see everyone soon, okay, and we you you, we will. Bye.
Speaker 2: You've been listening. What a nice man?
Speaker 1: He's all right.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 2: Why in? They are? This has been an Exactly Right.
Speaker 1: Production produced by Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarret.
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.
Speaker 2: For more information, go to Exactlyrightmedia dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome