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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do your need ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 2: We're starting this episode in kind of an old school way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oftentimes on podcasts or on morning radio, they you

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Speaker 2: sit there and wait patiently if you know what you're

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Speaker 2: doing as a guest, and wait for them to address you.

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Speaker 2: So you're watching fifteen minutes of them talking about the

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Speaker 2: local you know, pig roast or the watermelon festival, or

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Speaker 2: you know, any number of them, and then they're finally like,

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Speaker 2: well today we have a comedian and.

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Speaker 1: You know there's a pig who loves watermelon.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Yeah, they look for the right segu and

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Speaker 2: it's usually pig based. But we have one of our

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Speaker 2: favorite little piggies on today. We love them. You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm from clubs and colleges across the country. I'm bringing

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Speaker 2: them in early. Everyone put your ears together for our friend,

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Speaker 2: Bridger Wiger.

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Speaker 4: I haven't had dinner. I just could go in any direction.

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Speaker 1: Are you on the cutting edge right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I am on the cutting edge.

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Speaker 2: Did you have lunch?

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Speaker 4: I had a small lunch. I had it all planned out,

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Speaker 4: and then I've had a thin mint. I ate one

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Speaker 4: thin mint before getting in the car, so we'll see

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Speaker 4: how far that carries.

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Speaker 1: You put it on your tongue, and you said, ignition,

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Speaker 1: let's fucking go.

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Speaker 4: No, this is the time of the day that I

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Speaker 4: usually most often think about breaking up with Jim, right

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Speaker 4: around six Yes, blood sugar rock Bottom, yeap, Yes, ready

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Speaker 4: for a fight.

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Speaker 1: Just nothing's working anymore? Yes, no solutions.

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Speaker 4: I start writing down the list.

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Speaker 2: Is another draft of my tomatum.

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Speaker 4: One more paragraph and another thing.

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Speaker 1: Finn mint on the tongue.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you had to pick between a junior mint,

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Speaker 1: Bridger Wineger, you go first.

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Speaker 4: Junior mint will not enter my mouth. That's not even

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Speaker 4: part of the equation. Wow, but then it's thin mint

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Speaker 4: Andy's mint.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem with Junior Min's.

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Speaker 4: Oh disgusting mint flavor?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The other two have a much CLASSI er mint flavor,

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what's the bigger one?

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Speaker 4: Is it a not a Klon diaque but all that

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Speaker 4: disgusting patty.

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Speaker 1: I don't like peppermint patty. You're a York peppermint.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, sir. The peppermint patty is my least favorite.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm with you on the gelatinous uh minty

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Speaker 4: It is toothpaste, just a slime in the middle of

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Speaker 4: a chocolate, a cheap chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is. I'm with you. I go Andy's first.

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Speaker 3: But guys, have you ever in the summertime put Junior

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Speaker 3: mints in the freezer and then take them out by

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Speaker 3: I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: It's the end.

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Speaker 4: This I have not heard of.

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Speaker 3: I try it for yourselves, because the gelatinousness becomes a

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Speaker 1: But it's just like these little buttons, and it's good.

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Speaker 4: They should have those directions on the box.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm writing it. About it, I'll let them know

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Speaker 4: Be served at room temperature. Right, Well, think about them hot?

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Speaker 4: What if those were served hot?

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Speaker 1: What if I gave you a mug of hot Junior?

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Speaker 2: Now it's yeah, it's floating on some Christmas themed beverage. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm all of a sudden listening. Yeah, why do I

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Speaker 1: Well, you just want people to know you're listening.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm here to be the podcast or not the listener.

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Speaker 1: It'd be great if you'd listen every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: It would be what did you say? That's classic? That's

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Speaker 2: just classic comedy. Maybe the timing was off, but that's whether.

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Speaker 2: It's a basis of wrickles and a lot.

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Speaker 4: Maybe all three of us could quietly sit here and listen.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we all listened to room tone for a bit,

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Speaker 3: and then we just reset this fucking thing.

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Speaker 4: Karen, what are your mint preferences?

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Speaker 3: I'd like to say, and I think I already revealed

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Speaker 3: I like Junior mints, although in general I'm not interested

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Speaker 3: in mint as a dessert. My sister was describing her

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Speaker 3: favorite dessert from a restaurant and it involved mint ice cream.

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Speaker 1: Oreo bed and.

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Speaker 3: Then something else and I was like, that's so gross,

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Speaker 3: fifty years of being sisters, it was like I didn't

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Speaker 3: know her anymore. I was like, I thought you didn't

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Speaker 3: like mint like me. I thought this was like a

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Speaker 3: set thing, like how we both don't like fish?

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Speaker 4: What are we doing so you'd never change?

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Speaker 1: You promised me.

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Speaker 2: Sister said, you told me you'd stay cool all summer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with not using mint chip ice cream.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to admit something now, and I don't want

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Speaker 2: everyone to yell at me. Thin Mint I thought was

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Speaker 2: like a diet craze. I thought thin mint Chris upcept

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Speaker 2: with me. It's a girl scout cookie, isn't it? Is it?

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Speaker 4: I genuinely don't know what you're doing right now, if

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Speaker 4: what is do you?

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Speaker 2: Does anyone know the diet that I think?

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Speaker 3: I'm yes, okay, it's I think they were called thins

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Speaker 3: and it was like a diet pill.

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Speaker 1: Am I wrong or right?

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Speaker 2: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: Or does that sound familiar?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm just Oh, someone's talking to me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for what reason?

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Speaker 2: I don't hanging out of the she's vomiting, I think,

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Speaker 2: or she has a headache.

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Speaker 1: She's having a headache out of the car.

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Speaker 2: She just has her head out the window. They are

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Speaker 2: smaller than they appear, these objects. She said, I've run.

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Speaker 1: Four yellow lights in a row. Has anyone noticed.

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Speaker 4: You've got to do it.

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Speaker 2: You're not running them. It's just a suggestion if it's yellow.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'm terrible with the yellow light. I come

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Speaker 4: to a screeching.

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Speaker 2: Haul to you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'll stop traffic. Yeah, I need to.

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Speaker 4: I need to find a balance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's hard when you travel, too, because that

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Speaker 2: yellow is different in each city.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we should just find a space of time for

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Speaker 4: the yellow to be Yeah, why can't it just be

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Speaker 2: In Montana? It is so quick that I run red

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Speaker 2: in California. It's true, it's true. Thin mints are a

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Speaker 2: girl scout cookie. Okay, okay, I've had them, although, but

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Speaker 2: there's cookie in it. That's good.

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Speaker 3: What's the name of the fancy mint bridger you were

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Speaker 3: talking about?

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Speaker 1: First?

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Speaker 4: Let's see thin mint, junior mint, peppermint, patty, Andy's mint,

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Speaker 4: but min.

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Speaker 3: There's there's the one that's like that came out after

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Speaker 3: I think in my experience everything was it the after

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Speaker 3: eight mint or it was like super thin, only like

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Speaker 3: the tiniest amount of that mint goo in the middle

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Speaker 3: and it was dark chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Oh, after eight mints in anyone, that's.

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Speaker 4: Not an that's you're not thinking when Andy's Mint.

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Speaker 1: No, huh, Andy's Mints.

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Speaker 3: My aunt Anne, my great aunt Anne, bought those one

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Speaker 3: time and me and my sister on like Thanksgiving, were

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Speaker 3: started powering down Andy's Mint and I can't look at

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a little waxy, but it still is at

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Speaker 2: the top of my list because I Bridger said, all

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Speaker 2: mint candy to me is kind of toothpasteys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Sandy's Mint, I think is just meant to

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Speaker 4: You're meant to consume one, right, you can't go further.

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Speaker 4: And after eight mint sounds like a diet. After that

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Speaker 4: sounds like a diet, right.

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Speaker 3: I think after eight was like for the people who

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Speaker 4: I've got to get through the workday first.

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Speaker 2: After eight I used to call Andy's Mint's Smilies. I

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Speaker 2: was a child, though, and I vividly remember voicing my

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Speaker 2: if you look at the profile, there is a little

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Speaker 2: green smile.

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Speaker 4: Oh it's curved.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of curved up on the ends. Oh,

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Speaker 2: so it looks like I'm magic ales in Wonderland, cat Mouth.

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Speaker 4: It feels it's like manufacturing. Wise, it would be easier

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Speaker 4: to just do a straight line.

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Speaker 2: Yes, why is it curled up on the ends? If

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Speaker 2: you don't want little kids to think of green smiles.

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Speaker 4: During you're the only person who's ever noticed that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have problem. I just I vividly remember eating

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Speaker 2: a bunch of them in Coronado in a backyard with

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Speaker 2: a giant tortoise that you could ride.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I've been on a turtle in Coronado. You have.

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 4: Well, San Diego ish, Yes, my friend's boyfriend. I don't

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Speaker 4: know how I ended up at his house in San Diego,

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Speaker 4: but they had a giant tortoise in the backyard which

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Speaker 4: I took a seat on.

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Speaker 2: And tunnels.

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Speaker 4: There were no tunnels.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I was like, who else has a tortoise

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Speaker 2: heerarium in their backyard in Coronado? This was maybe I thought,

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Speaker 3: Oh after be one of the greatest podcasting coincidences.

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Speaker 1: Of all time.

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine?

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Speaker 1: Did you ever come to this burger King?

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Speaker 4: I've been to this burger King once during the pandemic

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Speaker 4: because I thought I wanted to diet coke and I

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Speaker 4: don't trust the McDonald's drive through for diet coke. And

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Speaker 4: we can get into that in a minute if you'd like,

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Speaker 4: I would like. But I went to that burger King

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Speaker 4: and for a small diet coke, I think it was

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Speaker 4: four fifty.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't believe what was.

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Speaker 2: Happening to me. I learned a long time ago the

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Speaker 2: fountain drinks. It's how they get.

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Speaker 4: You well for a long time McDonald's it was ninety nine.

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Speaker 4: I love McDonald's diet coke if you go in. But

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Speaker 2: What so you're forced to drink a suicide your suicide?

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Speaker 3: One of the great like I'm Free as a child experiences.

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Speaker 2: Later in my life, I did that with dating. I

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Speaker 2: then and he's doing it, thank you. That's yeah. Of

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Speaker 4: But the local one has switched to the horrible formula

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Speaker 4: I have to go into the store.

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Speaker 1: You have to go into the city.

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Speaker 4: I have to go into the city. I catch it

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Speaker 1: I take the bus, go into the city.

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Speaker 4: Mom has no idea where I am.

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Speaker 1: I must have my drink.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't is fountain is supposed to be better, like

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Speaker 4: Much better?

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Speaker 1: Okay for real?

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Speaker 3: And if you can get it in one of those

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Speaker 2: Oh, goodbye, gorgeous, goodbye.

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Speaker 3: That means you're at Round Table Pizza and it's nineteen

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, red Solo cup, the cup that made Toby Keith millions.

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Speaker 4: All right, Pete or he did just pass?

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Speaker 2: My old neighbor said, I just wanted you to know

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Speaker 4: I thought you were in the back of her limo.

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Speaker 2: I felt, yeah, no.

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Speaker 1: I'm never renting this limo again.

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Speaker 2: She did a few times she had a car, like

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Speaker 1: That's very sweet until you learned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all the comics made fun of me and.

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Speaker 1: That she was fiscally conservative.

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Speaker 2: But later I said, you know, I like a couple

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Speaker 2: I wanted to make an amends, but it is. It does.

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Speaker 2: It is a cup that makes everything a little better.

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Speaker 4: A little better. Maybe, Karen, you're you're very much a

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I think that if you're really gonna

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Speaker 4: To it, and I am, and you should.

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Speaker 3: I feel like pepsi products are sweeter diet pepsi especially

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Speaker 3: And I think the reason a lot of people love

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Speaker 3: aspirin that's been carbonated, whereas diet pepsi feels like it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that aspirin flavor they put in just because they

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, they were like, well this'll do.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I find it's almost like diet coke is dry, and.

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Speaker 4: It is dry.

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Speaker 1: It's dry.

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Speaker 4: Pepsi is dewey. Diet pepsi is a dewey.

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Speaker 3: Drinks to the point of almost being tart, which makes

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Speaker 1: Do you remember?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Of course, caman came was like lightly flavored.

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Speaker 4: They had a lime one as well. I think maybe

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Speaker 4: that was diet coke with lime. But they also had

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Speaker 4: diet coke with vitamins, which didn't light the market on fire.

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Speaker 2: What was that called. I don't think anyone remember.

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Speaker 4: It was like diet coke Life or something. Wow, it

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Speaker 1: Is the one that was green?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were psychotic.

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Speaker 3: That was like a that sounds like an early twenty

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Speaker 3: ten situation completely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, desperate move.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pan and more panicked and desperate than the crystal.

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Speaker 1: Era than the crystal Pepsi era.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, these firemen won't leave us alone.

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Speaker 2: You get it. You couldn't find parking.

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Speaker 4: The thing I like about diet Pepsi, this is the

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Speaker 4: big thing for me, is that it was originally called

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Speaker 4: patio and that is such a good name for anything

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Speaker 4: in my own car. Imagine cracking open a patio, but.

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Speaker 1: You'd be in the basement.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: That is Did it have like a little umbrella on it.

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Speaker 4: Or like what were we what was the branding like

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Speaker 3: At least do you mind trying to see if you

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Speaker 2: Or I mean, that is amazing. It's a great name.

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Speaker 4: Actually, it's an excellent name for a drink.

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Speaker 2: It makes me want to have one.

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Speaker 3: Did it actually make it to market or that was

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Speaker 3: just like they were working through.

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Speaker 4: I believe it made it to market, and I think

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Speaker 4: they rebranded and watch on a least it's going to

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Speaker 4: look it up, like, none of.

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Speaker 1: This is true. You dreamed it.

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Speaker 4: They found it.

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Speaker 2: Well, there we have it.

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Speaker 4: What's the bottle of patio that is for sale?

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Speaker 1: Does it say the year?

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Speaker 4: It's going to be like fifty years old?

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Speaker 1: At least I saw we were.

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Speaker 3: We went to an antique fare in Petaluma this weekend

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Speaker 3: and they had a clock.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the like Cola?

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Speaker 4: Oh? No, but I like that name.

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Speaker 1: It was basically.

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Speaker 3: I think it was the one of the first caffeine

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Speaker 3: free cola's.

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Speaker 1: Oh and it was called like.

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Speaker 2: Like because of the Valley Girl. Oh like totally.

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, like and they're just like, oh, they'll be

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Speaker 2: It's like being lols.

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Speaker 4: Called it the Wow.

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Speaker 1: Like Cola. And I walked by. I was like like, Cole,

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Speaker 4: And there was like a mid nineties coke product that

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Speaker 4: this that? He? I? I why do I know this

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Speaker 4: trying to look kind of edgy. It's called like hey

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Speaker 4: or snappers, Hey.

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Speaker 1: Hey.

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Speaker 4: They have been called hey. That's my bed on the street.

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Speaker 1: Look, it was called hey, look, yeah, just drink this.

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Speaker 2: Hey look, you're Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Stop making a big deal about it.

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Speaker 2: Just drink it. At least it's not diet, right. I

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Speaker 2: used to want diet right because Lee Majors, fresh off

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Speaker 2: And I thought he was so cool because of the

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Speaker 1: And it was like he was giving you an alternate

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Speaker 1: to diet coke.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, diet right, yeah, diet right.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, it was called okay soda, that's right, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, yeah, a little don't.

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Speaker 4: Get your hopes, okay soda. I'm not realizing. The last

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Speaker 4: because I had recently received an email from the Pepsi club.

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Speaker 2: Points wha, he's that funny. We've said all this right,

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Speaker 2: this feels like I'm a mole for pepsi.

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Speaker 1: Or it's interesting, Karen, don't you like pepsi?

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Speaker 3: Go on, say it is hidden microphone.

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Speaker 4: I've got two cans of pepsi in my bag for

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Speaker 4: you too.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that episode we talked about that we talked about

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Speaker 4: I'm still unemployed, Craig, you.

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Speaker 2: Took a writing class.

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Speaker 4: How that go, Well, I'm still unemployed.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: The industry is collapsing skill wise. You're ready, I'm ready

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Speaker 4: to go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. If the industry would get it shit together.

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Speaker 4: If we ever make television again, I am ready to

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Speaker 4: exit my house.

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Speaker 2: Yea, it is so much like that that I kind

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Speaker 2: of knew that would be your answer. Isn't that a

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Speaker 2: sad state?

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Speaker 4: Horrifying? Yeah? I know about four people with jobs right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, It's it's tough.

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Speaker 3: Also, I think you were especially punished because when they

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Speaker 1: Rooms, they're not going to hire you when you are

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Speaker 4: Oh, it is impossible, Yeah you were.

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Speaker 3: Bridger was high up enough where it's like before the

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Speaker 3: greed flation and all the bullshit that everyone's dealing with,

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Speaker 3: where no one wants anyone to have a fucking job.

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Speaker 3: Bridgers had been very successful as a writer for a

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Speaker 1: They're the first ones to go, Yeah, because they don't

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Speaker 3: They don't want to Wow. The higher up your level is,

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Speaker 3: the more they have to pay you. So they're like, well,

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Speaker 3: we'll just get a bunch of beginners and put.

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Speaker 2: Them in tiny rooms. What's that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very small room, room closet, this ship, the tiny

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Speaker 4: desk concerts.

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Speaker 2: Why, I mean, I like miniatures, but not for people.

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Speaker 4: Enough, guy, we're baking you. Uh no, it's a it's

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Speaker 4: a terrible time. But you know, maybe there will be

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Speaker 4: a pivot career pivot.

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Speaker 1: Sure, I think so well.

453
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Speaker 4: I mean, God knows what you are, a podcaster. I

454
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Speaker 4: may I just remind you, yes, thank God for the

455
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 4: podcast world.

456
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, it's it's totally okay for that to

457
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 2: be your job. It's reputable. That's that's what I'm leaning on.

458
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,959
Speaker 4: It's a place to be until it collapses, right, and

459
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 4: then what do we do?

460
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 3: And then we all huddle up in the offices and

461
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 3: we start burning furniture.

462
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be fine, We'll be fine.

463
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 2: Have you been to the offices.

464
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 4: I haven't, but I'm very excited.

465
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming we have at least our own chair.

466
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 1: We'll see see how you act.

467
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I get excited about having an office job.

468
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 4: I haven't been at an office. I can't remember the

469
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 4: last time I was in an office.

470
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we were all saying this morning, because

471
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Speaker 3: we get we basically did like a soft open so

472
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,719
Speaker 3: that people didn't have to work by themselves anymore if

473
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Speaker 3: they didn't want to. But there's like very little furniture whatever.

474
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 3: We were just like, well, let's just open. We're done waiting.

475
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 4: Are their kitchen snacks?

476
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

477
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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah.

478
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 2: The last time I had an office job and my

479
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: own desk, I also had a blanket and pillow under

480
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 2: the desk and I would openly take little naps. Oh

481
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 2: that sounds I would announce it. I would tell my

482
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: boss I'm going to sleep for like a half hour.

483
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 2: I'm sat in my alarm and he'd.

484
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Speaker 1: Be like, okay, what was the job? Was this knife sales?

485
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 2: No? No, it was a little after that.

486
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: I was.

487
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Speaker 2: It was seventeen when I sold knives, but it was

488
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 2: at Fox Sports. Oh cool, yeah, super cool. Yeah, we're

489
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 2: all about youth culture.

490
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 4: What were you doing for Fox Sports?

491
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: Action sports comedy, panel, talk show segment producing.

492
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 4: And sleeping?

493
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: It was fun and yeah, well every once in a while,

494
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, all finished this at home?

495
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 4: And I would I love a good floor nap.

496
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: Well, I would get tired because we would when we

497
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: would shoot a segment, it was during the weekend, and

498
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: that was like off the clock, like you had to

499
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 2: come with your idea finished and edited, and yeah it was.

500
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: It was a non union thing. Sure, I'm the one

501
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 2: that should be in one of these tiny rooms, is

502
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I was a low level but yeah.

503
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Speaker 3: Roger, what do you miss about working in an office environment?

504
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 4: I mean so so little, But I do I miss

505
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: the office snacks. I miss unlimited access to liquid?

506
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: Right, what's your number one liquid?

507
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 4: You know? I love? I mean I will go through

508
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 4: so many diet cokes in the day.

509
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, ever, but do you ever prefer diapepsi.

510
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 4: Or you just I can always reach for a diet coke. Yeah,

511
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 4: if a diepepsy is the only option, of course, I'll

512
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 4: drink it. But if there's a line that will really

513
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 4: improve the diapepsy situation for me. But then you know,

514
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 4: you've got your lacroix. And then a lot of these

515
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 4: offices experiment with waters that you would never purchase on

516
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 4: your own, right, So you get to just sample things

517
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 4: and if it's not great, you can just toss it.

518
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 4: The corporation. I had to pay for it.

519
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all write off anyway.

520
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah. I have about six cans of the worst sparkling

521
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 4: water ever made in my fridge right now.

522
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: Which one?

523
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 4: It's the Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemon and I am not

524
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 4: a picky person. And we'll eat I disagree, We'll eat

525
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: and drink almost anything.

526
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 1: This.

527
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 4: I can't finish a can. Wow, I don't know what

528
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 4: they're doing to this thing.

529
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: But it's revolting boeberry lemon.

530
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 2: It is a sparkling water. M Yeah, I love that stuff.

531
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 4: I love a sparkling water.

532
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: But blueberry lemon.

533
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, blueberry lems I love that. Yeah, from Trader Joe's. Yeah, wow,

534
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: I really like it. Chris, Who am I talking to?

535
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 2: I love it?

536
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: It's I do wait really quickly? You tell Bridger about

537
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: your coffee invention that you love so much.

538
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: That took off and a lot of menus across America

539
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 2: have adopted it and what this is? Yeah?

540
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was present for its creation.

541
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: Was that your episode?

542
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: I think that we talked about it a lot back

543
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty three.

544
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: We really did love talking about it.

545
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 4: But is it taking off? No?

546
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I just a lot of people in solidarity

547
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 2: of word I just learned today with me were sending

548
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: me menu items that were basically a version of what

549
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: I was describing, but with sugar in it.

550
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 4: It had already been invented with lemonade.

551
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: I there's a place at the bottom of my street

552
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: that does a lot of boba and teas and the like,

553
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 2: and it has a coffee tonic which is basically like

554
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: sparkling water with shots of espresso and that kind of

555
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 2: little lemon. Oh that's for fresh. Yeah, it is. What

556
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: I was missing, apparently is the bubbles, because I do.

557
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 2: I am fully addicted to that. And it's not sweet.

558
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 2: It's barely any lemon in there. It's just essence, like

559
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 2: a squeeze, right. Yeah, it's just it's just almost like

560
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: the fragrance a rumor. Yes, it is whispering from a

561
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 2: week ago, people talking about lemon coming to town without

562
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: people saying like I hate when they're here.

563
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 4: It's a legend passed down by generations.

564
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: It was almost like the aluminum of the can overpowered

565
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: the lemon.

566
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had a sparkling coffee. I

567
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 4: would love that.

568
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's funny I sell everyone on it

569
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 2: well and gets just gritting her teeth.

570
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 3: I was just because I was sold on not any

571
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 3: of those ideas at all. But and Arnold Palmer with

572
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 3: coffee instead of tea right where I was like, that

573
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: will never work in a million years. Then the entire

574
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 3: Kniche rises up and says, Karen, it's so good and

575
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: you know nothing, And I'm like, oh, okay, now you're

576
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 3: describing it and the coffee part is merely a whisper.

577
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's something I just learned, like my evolved.

578
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 4: Now, have either of you tried coffee and lemonade together?

579
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about.

580
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 4: Yes, but have you actually tried it?

581
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: Yes? And we ordered it in a drive through episode

582
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: and I did. It was not great.

583
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 4: I think I was present for this yea, unless I dreamed.

584
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 4: I wish that's very possible.

585
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: Or you listen to it and you felt like very true.

586
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it's probably just one of the many episodes

587
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: of this podcast that you listened to.

588
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 4: I of course was listening to the episode. And I

589
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 4: think I think Alas tried it. Yes, I think it

590
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 4: may have.

591
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Just as likes it. She's against me and for Chris.

592
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 2: I just shocked. I think it was just uh Anally's

593
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 2: was just again in solidarity with me because you felt

594
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: like I was being teamed up on.

595
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, teamed up on by just me.

596
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: Well, no, that we had like seven eight people college

597
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: football team in the car, that.

598
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: The USC linebackers were here and on my side.

599
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: The podcast with break The PT cruiser in front of

600
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: us has silver buckles in back. It's a pet cruiser

601
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: that's trying to be a hope chest.

602
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 4: Yes, they already look so much like a hearse.

603
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it is. It's like, this is a

604
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: compact hearse person.

605
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 4: This is like a hearse that you could put me in.

606
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

607
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 3: See the buckles, they're literally it's pictures of like two

608
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 3: silver belts on either side. Is it supposed to look

609
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: like an old like a twenties car, maybe.

610
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 4: Like a gangster's car that you know a Tommy gun

611
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 4: would come out of it?

612
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really does.

613
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: That's baby Face Nelson ahead of it, so.

614
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: Excited, sensible Christ.

615
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: The PT Cruiser.

616
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 3: Remember when those came out and people were like, I

617
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: actually think it's cool, and I'd be like, has everyone

618
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 3: gone insane?

619
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

620
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 3: I love when things come out like that, and it

621
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 3: actually like people go. The newness makes people go.

622
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: I think I like it.

623
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom was really fooled by the throwback lines

624
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: on that car. She wanted one. It was really a

625
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: point of contention in our house. Yeah, and I was right.

626
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: It became a laughing stock.

627
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a car you drive if your name's Paula

628
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 4: or Larry.

629
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: Similar to when the Uh when the Honda Fit came out,

630
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: there was another car that was also very small, and

631
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 3: it was shit. I thought maybe I'd be able to

632
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: think of it by the time I got to the

633
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: end of the suns.

634
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 4: I do know what you're talking. I can start naming

635
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 4: compact cars if you'd.

636
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: Like, starting with an f.

637
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 2: Fiesta, Ford Fiesta.

638
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: It was new though, Ford Festiva.

639
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 4: Let's see, was it a it's.

640
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: A Festiva that was a real one?

641
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh wait was it the Oh no, I was about

642
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 4: to say Ford Festiva.

643
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. It is one of

644
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 2: the first.

645
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,959
Speaker 3: I think that's a classic quarantine brain example of like

646
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 3: just kind of repeating what someone else.

647
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: Says and be like, did I do it? Am I talking?

648
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: Am I talking? Like my friends?

649
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: Am I finally at a party?

650
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: Has it happening in my socializing because my friend was

651
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: going to get a very small car, and she's like,

652
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: I can't decide between the Fit and the this, And

653
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 3: then I was like, it's got to be the Fit.

654
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: I was like, Versa. Sorry, that's it.

655
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to think of. The Nissan

656
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Versa looks exactly like a Fit. That was my vote.

657
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: Oh, the Fit's a much better looking car.

658
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: It's good lines. Yeah, it's really trying too hard that Versa. Yeah, exactly.

659
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Wait that man's going to go in.

660
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 4: Oh no, you someone get hit by a train right now,

661
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 4: especially a.

662
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: Man pushing a What why would you do?

663
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: Why are you doing that with a child? What a

664
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: strange decision you've made.

665
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 4: Who is the worst father in the city.

666
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: He made it across though, guys.

667
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: We'll look at the stupid haties wearing.

668
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and that's not his kid.

669
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 4: He's he's he just took that.

670
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 2: He's just watching it for someone. He's too old to

671
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 2: have that baby.

672
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 4: He's like a terrible baby.

673
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: You're a bad nanny, man.

674
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: So today I went rist your baby's life down at

675
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 3: the train tracks and then we went.

676
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: To the park.

677
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: Well, let's walk a mile in his shoes. I don't

678
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: know how long he's been walking today, but maybe he

679
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: could see so long down this track there's no bend

680
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 2: in the tracks. Maybe he was like, why is this

681
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,959
Speaker 2: even going down? There's no train around. But from our

682
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: vantage point, he's a homicidal mania.

683
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 4: Well, and he doesn't know what speed the train is traveling.

684
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 4: What if it's a bullet train?

685
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: Right, yep, you're right. He was a lunatic.

686
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 4: Or he gets his foot caught in the track and

687
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 4: we have to get out.

688
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'd be first to respond, Oh.

689
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: There's the train that could have taken a life.

690
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, yeah, to slow.

691
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 4: That conductor is furious.

692
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: He's like, there's a there's a lock on it. I

693
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: can't go any faster.

694
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 2: M mm hmmm.

695
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 4: The whole train is screaming for him.

696
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: Go it's a dog. I was gonna yell at him.

697
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: But it was a dog, a dog, a stroller, Yeah,

698
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: it was a dog. Later he's like, maybe this will

699
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: be better than youthanizer. It wasn't a baby, false alarm.

700
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: Taking his dog down to the train tracks.

701
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: It was a dog with hair.

702
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 4: Toyota echo, no, wow, hello, Yeah, at least was that

703
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 4: a natural pull or did you look.

704
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 2: At are you image searching like vehicles?

705
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: No, I was just looking up smallest Toyota models, smallest Honda.

706
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: Models, yours, But imagine arguing the Fit or the Yars

707
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 3: and I just like so hands down. Fifteen years later

708
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 3: one I think about it all the time, like, man,

709
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 3: I won that so good.

710
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 4: The Fit has become a legend car. Yes, what a

711
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 4: great introduction.

712
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: The best car. That car. I swear to God.

713
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 3: If you're like in your twenties and you're broke and

714
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 3: you need a car that you fill up, well, I

715
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 3: don't know. These days it's different, but I used to

716
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 3: fill that car up with gas and not think about

717
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: it for what felt like a month, truly, so the

718
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 3: mileage was amazing. Roomy, you didn't have to do anything

719
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 3: to it ever, No, it was kind of like a

720
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 3: golf cart.

721
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: Zippy zippy, but then roomy.

722
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: And as small as it is. I will attest to safety.

723
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: I was smashed in one where if if Bridger would

724
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 2: have been in trouble, the back seat was against the

725
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 2: front seat, but the driver and passenger seats were unaffected

726
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: and the car, I mean it was totally square.

727
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, same with me when I got into my the

728
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 3: final accident that totaled my Honda Fit.

729
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: I was t boned.

730
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: The guy was going fifty miles an hour and all

731
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 3: the same. It was just all of a sudden, a

732
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: loud noise and like powder in the air because the

733
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 3: air bags went off the end I walked out.

734
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: I had my arm hurt a little bit.

735
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 3: The end nothing, and it should have been a terrible,

736
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: terrible Maybe.

737
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: When you make a car like that, it looks like

738
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: a roller skatee. They're like, Okay, we really have to

739
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 2: focus on safety with it.

740
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: But we really have to get this roll bar going

741
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: in here.

742
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have since looked it up and it is

743
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 2: way up there with the safety, up there with Volvo

744
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 2: and better examples.

745
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 4: I've never been in a car accident in a FIT. No,

746
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 4: I feel now maybe I'll get into a FIT.

747
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: I mean it's my next car.

748
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really recommend it.

749
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 3: I loved it so much and the only reason I

750
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: got another, the only reason I got a different car

751
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 3: is because I had begun to actually make money.

752
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 2: Look at those lines, sporty much.

753
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: Look at her over there in the cute color.

754
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's a yellow Fit colors.

755
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 3: Anywhere in that thing. You can park anywhere. Yeah, it's

756
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 3: great and go fast.

757
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

758
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 4: My fit was on its last legs when it was sold.

759
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 4: The windshield was cracked, everything about it had kind of

760
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 4: been abused. But yeah, it was still running perfectly fine.

761
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: How long did you have it? Do you remember?

762
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 4: I had it for six years?

763
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: I think, well, color silver, nice?

764
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's I'm driving mine into the ground the resale.

765
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 2: It's not worth it. I'm just and when things happen,

766
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: I google and watch YouTube videos and just fix it myself.

767
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: It's usually a fluid issue, spark plugs.

768
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 4: It'll last one hundred years.

769
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll last forever, Thank you, Honda Corporation.

770
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: Yes, and in the end, I forget that I have

771
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: these smooth hands. Oftentimes strangers i'm and they're like, you

772
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: could have been a hand model. But after I fixed

773
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 2: my own car, I'm like, wait a minute, I'm a

774
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 2: full grown man. How do you like that?

775
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, you prove your hands wrong.

776
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 2: Yep, even though they just look like a hands of

777
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 2: a geisha, you do have gorgeous hands. I'd look at

778
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: that symmetrical the hands of a baby, I guess. I

779
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 2: see that baby thumb though, Yeah, I got a big

780
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: thumb and a little thumb.

781
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 4: Oh are they different size?

782
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: Broke that thumb and it just stopped growing. Huh when

783
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 2: it doesn't bend, so yeah, that one bends, that one doesn't. Yeah,

784
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 2: I broke it.

785
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 4: Wow, how did you break it?

786
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: I was skateboarding and fell and literally broke my thumb

787
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 2: off in my ass. I landed on my hand with

788
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 2: my ass and bent it. Yeah. Oh, in would have

789
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: been better, it would have had some give. This was

790
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: just all nothing but cheekbone. Yeah, and it really didn't

791
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: hurt that much. I just kind of taped it to

792
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: the rest of my hand and snowboarded all that it

793
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: was when I was just snowboarding, didn't have insurance, and

794
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: I kind of wish I had had it fixed, but

795
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 2: you learn get it fixed.

796
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: Now.

797
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 4: Can you have a finger? I feel like fingers are

798
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: always just like, we'll deal with it.

799
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Even when I broke my hand right here,

800
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: you can see where that is that he just said, well,

801
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: it's already healed. That's just how it's going to be.

802
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: And I've asked about this thumb and they're like, what

803
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 2: do you want us to break your thumb and fix it?

804
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, it doesn't sound dumb coming out of

805
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 2: your mouth. What do you want to do?

806
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 3: What do you want medical care?

807
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 2: What are you British?

808
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever broken a bone?

809
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 4: No? I was about to ask you the same thing.

810
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: My answer is no as well.

811
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 4: I think you know. I can't speak for you, but

812
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 4: I drink a lot of milk. I'm here for the

813
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 4: dairy industry. I'm the last adult drinking milk.

814
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 2: Wow, you are You're just like all of our dads.

815
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: Do you mean, like in a glass separate from cereal?

816
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 2: No?

817
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 4: Well, with a cookie, it's always there's no chance you

818
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 4: find me in my kitchen just with a glass of milk.

819
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 4: It has to be a company by something.

820
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: We're talking full bodied, two percent homogenized. I'm a one

821
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 2: percent sure you politically, I know, but we're talking about milk.

822
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 4: I am so rich.

823
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the cookie is made of gold.

824
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: Guys, look at that mini motorcycle game.

825
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 4: Oh it's at least was that three of them? Yeah?

826
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

827
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: I kind of like those because there it's like a kid,

828
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 2: and those are like lawnmower engines. Yeah, I make little

829
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 2: mini bikes.

830
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: It's kind of a cool scene, kind of fun.

831
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the Spanish word farah terrhea. What's it

832
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 4: sense for hardware store? Oh? Wow, doesn't stand for means

833
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 4: it's fun.

834
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: That was on me.

835
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 2: I confuse them for a karna soria, and I go,

836
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: they're looking for meat. It's a beautiful name, fera teria

837
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 2: it is. It's like a beautiful name for a baby.

838
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 2: It's my daughter Farah.

839
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 4: Is that what it means? I should say, I didn't

840
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 4: just bring up that out out of nowhere. Was painted

841
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 4: on the side of a building.

842
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

843
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 3: I think the listener is used to the most fucking

844
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 3: random ship coming out of people's mouth. I think that

845
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 3: might be the like the secret appeal, now that I

846
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 3: think of it from the listener's point. Yeah, it's people

847
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 3: having a normal conversation and suddenly I start screaming fuck you,

848
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 3: and then it's like they then they realized someone cut

849
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: me off.

850
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 2: It's the behavior you can only get from someone in

851
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: a back seat that can't see your face. Yeah, Tourettzi

852
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: like blurts.

853
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: I am in the front seat, though you are, but we.

854
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 2: Don't look at each other's faces.

855
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: Oh true, true, I.

856
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 2: Haven't seen your face. And since Zoom.

857
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 4: Hardware Store, we've all learned something yay, Karen. Have you

858
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 4: ever had stitches?

859
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: No?

860
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: Wow?

861
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: Oh sorry.

862
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: When I was a baby, my mom tripped over my highchair.

863
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 3: We both fell down. She broke her arm and I

864
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 3: got a head injury and stitches up here.

865
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: And that's my mummy's always go and that's why you're

866
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: like this. When I was.

867
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 3: Misbehaving, but not in a way where I would remember,

868
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 3: but I remember my sister getting stitches because and I've

869
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: told the story before, when she was in kindergarten, they

870
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 3: had a pet parade and everyone brought their pet.

871
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 1: Any kind of pets.

872
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,760
Speaker 3: So my sister brought our cat, Taffy loose, not on anything,

873
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 3: just Taffy in her arms to a kindergarten classroom full

874
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 3: of dogs and cats.

875
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 2: Horror.

876
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: And soon after.

877
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 3: Taffy tried was like basically being barked at by a

878
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 3: dog and tried to get the hell out of there,

879
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 3: and scratched my sister right under her eye, just perfectly

880
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: missing her actual eyeball, and she got stitches. And it

881
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 3: was horrifying as a child to realize that anything that

882
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 3: could happen.

883
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 2: With stitches from a cat claw. Yeah, that is serious.

884
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 2: She really got it in there.

885
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: It was bad.

886
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a country cat where like we

887
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 3: found her in the.

888
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 4: Creek, right and like Colopo had mouse cuts all over it.

889
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that cat used to file their those closet night.

890
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was intense.

891
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 3: And then she had a scar for a long time

892
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 3: where we were all kind of like, oh, that's pretty intense,

893
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 3: and went away by the time she.

894
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,919
Speaker 1: Was like in fifth grade.

895
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, they eventually go away. Yeah, all the scars, even

896
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: the one on my hip, I mean it was that big.

897
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: I'm like it from what I got my hip replaced. Oh,

898
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 2: it was the most grotesque, misshapen and now you can

899
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 2: barely see it's there.

900
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

901
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing.

902
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: Major surgery, major surgeries.

903
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 2: No.

904
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,479
Speaker 4: I have had stitches twice in what spots, both from

905
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 4: an older brother. The first he was towing me around

906
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 4: in a laundry basket and it tilted back and my

907
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 4: head hit the corner on a wall.

908
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh.

909
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 4: And then the next time he was showing off for

910
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 4: the neighbor Jeanine, and he had a piece of PVC

911
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 4: pipe which he threw at my head and hit right

912
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 4: the temple right next to my eye. And so that

913
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 4: was I think it was like eight stitches, right.

914
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: By my eye and a big bleeder because it.

915
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 4: Was so much blood.

916
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, shit, are you close now?

917
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're perfectly fine. Now I've forgiven him.

918
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

919
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 1: How many years did it take?

920
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 4: It took decades. We're only just recently speaking. But I

921
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 4: had stitches twice. Every one of my siblings had to

922
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 4: have stitches. So my parents were doing something wrong. What

923
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 4: does that say about debian Drew?

924
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: I mean, but it also was kind of of the

925
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: time because it was like, there's a lot of precautions

926
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 3: that were not being taken. There's still like little baby

927
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 3: clips under Nora's under the bathroom sink. In Nora's bathroom,

928
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 3: We're like, if you try to go down and get

929
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 3: a cue.

930
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Tip or something, you.

931
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 3: Have to like fight the clip that keeps right where.

932
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: It's like, we were free to go under the sink

933
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 3: and play with comments if we want.

934
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 4: To, Yeah, do whatever you want.

935
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 2: Go play in the river, yeah, or just ride your

936
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: bike around the neighborhood all day, and no way of

937
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: contacting your parents, and they didn't worry.

938
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 4: My whole childhood was that way. Oh yeah, no helmet,

939
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 4: no never, and.

940
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: Also no training about not going into houses or accepting food.

941
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: That was the big one at an era where there

942
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 2: wasn't even DNA testing. I really thought that guy was

943
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: basically leaping on the hood.

944
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 1: I know. And also it was an there was and.

945
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: We you'd get warned about a new white van every Monday,

946
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 2: and there's kids always missing. Why I I didn't worry

947
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: about it. I just rode around my neighborhood.

948
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 4: We were told to look out for the old junkie

949
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 4: green car. Oh only there was a man in an

950
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 4: old junkie green car trying to get kids. Ooh, just

951
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 4: so pumped.

952
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that they tell you I was worried about it

953
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: all that.

954
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 1: It's on you. Yeah, you look out for it. We

955
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: have to leave. Bye, Good luck with the man in

956
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: the green car.

957
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 4: Eight year old children problems.

958
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's three o'clock, gotta go.

959
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: Wow, so fucked up.

960
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: There was a in my near both my schools, the

961
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: elementary and middle school. Right in the middle, there was

962
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 2: a the Witch Lady but oh that's what everyone called.

963
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 2: Her house was covered with spray paint that I think

964
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: she did to her own house.

965
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 4: Street artist.

966
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, graffiti that said keep out and all this in

967
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: retrospect aspect, maybe it was kids that did it, but

968
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 2: I think she did it to her own house and

969
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 2: did not pay for She was not hooked up to

970
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 2: the sewer. My mom was the sewer billing clerk, so

971
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 2: she knew and she liked this lady, but you had

972
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: to pay into that system anyway. And she's like, no,

973
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 2: I burn all of my waist in the fireplace.

974
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: No, you can't burn tea.

975
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: And she would, lady, because she would boil it, boiled

976
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: it away to put out the ship fire.

977
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: And she reduced it.

978
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 2: She would ride a bike around town and with all

979
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 2: this like dark makeup under her eyes and like make

980
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: weird faces. But again my mom said, oh, she's a

981
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: nice lady. She's just kind of different.

982
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 4: What did this woman want from the community.

983
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: I do not know. We all the kids thought that

984
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: there was stories about you open her gate and she'd

985
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 2: made your hand with a hammer, all these really specific

986
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 2: and no, it was the dragon Lady. My sister who's

987
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: six years older than me, knew about the dragon Lady.

988
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 2: That was her name. Wow, and uh, she was just

989
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 2: a member of our community.

990
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 4: It was Carol.

991
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they and I Yeah, I just feel like, what

992
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: if we had just been nice to her.

993
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: If it was these days, she would be probably a

994
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 3: leading content maker.

995
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh right right, yeah.

996
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 4: Fascinating burning sewage online and telling you how to do

997
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 4: it too.

998
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that it's the better way.

999
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saved so much money and I'm green yeah

1000
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 2: in the cheeks, yes, because I'm a witch.

1001
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: Did either of you ever have like a stranger pull

1002
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 4: up in a car and try to get you in?

1003
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 3: Well, one time at the movie theater, me and my

1004
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 3: friend Jennifer, who were just there trying to watch I

1005
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 3: believe Raiders a lost art, but it could have been

1006
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 3: another great early eighties hit, a man just came up

1007
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: and sat next to Jennifer ooh yikes.

1008
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 1: And we got up and left.

1009
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: Did not tell anyone that worked there, didn't tell our parents,

1010
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 3: kept it to ourselves, didn't talk to each other about it.

1011
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: Look, Jennifer, with you right, yes, should we both?

1012
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 3: She goes that man is sat down next to me.

1013
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 3: I think he actually may have tried to touch her

1014
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 3: leg or something. And we just got up and ran

1015
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: and they were like, should.

1016
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: We get ice cream?

1017
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: Like like there was a thing where it was like

1018
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 3: we didn't know to make a Yeah, we didn't know

1019
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: to be super freaked out by it.

1020
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: We're just like that guy was weird.

1021
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the eighties as opposed to who the

1022
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: fuck is this man?

1023
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: And everybody should be should have been alerted, right.

1024
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 2: I had a man pull up to it. I was

1025
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: like twenty three or something. I just moved to Austin.

1026
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: A man pulled up in a van and said, Hi,

1027
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: I am doing I'm a photographer and I'm doing a

1028
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: photo book about athletes, different types of athletes and their abs.

1029
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: Do you mind if you lift your shirt and let

1030
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 2: me take a picture of your app muscles? And I

1031
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 2: was like, well, I don't really have abs. I've been

1032
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 2: drinking a lot of beer. He's like, it's fine, and

1033
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: I lifted up my shirt and he took a picture

1034
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 2: and he said thank you, and he just kind of

1035
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: smiled and drove away. And then I was like, I

1036
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: he got me.

1037
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 4: Was at the top of the New York Times bestseller

1038
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 4: You're like, how do I get a hold of this book.

1039
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 2: I didn't get a cut of his Time Life sponsored

1040
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: Sports Abs book. I'm the cover boy.

1041
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: It's me.

1042
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 4: That's crazy wild gross apparently if you pixelate the face.

1043
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 2: But I want everyone to know if you have that book,

1044
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 2: those are.

1045
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: That's Chris with the non apps.

1046
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no, it's more of a showcase of a

1047
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 2: deep navel. But I am pop. Yeah, that was that

1048
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 2: the backstory. I bought every word of it. Though it's

1049
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 2: a horrible story.

1050
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 4: Though why, I mean, very few people have like visible

1051
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 4: ads abbs. Just so you're taking pictures of stomachs?

1052
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. Why is it open with an insult?

1053
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: No, it's with a tricky compliment.

1054
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1055
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1056
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 3: So you're like, you're right, I do, and yes, I

1057
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 3: will share them with the world.

1058
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do. I mean, there's only one way

1059
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 2: to prove it. And I'm like, you're right, sir. I

1060
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 2: slowly rolled my shirt up. Oh it's funny, Yeah, because

1061
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 2: I was skateboarding. He's like, well, I want to see

1062
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: you what a skateboarders? Oh sir, Oh god, it was

1063
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: so funny. Clear it. I just wanted to be famous.

1064
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: Did you ever find the guy in the junkie green car?

1065
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:51,439
Speaker 2: No?

1066
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 4: But I do feel like I'm having this memory of,

1067
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 4: truly within the last ten years, of someone trying to

1068
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 4: probably mistaking me as a teenager, trying to kidnap me.

1069
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 4: I feel like I was in a public place and

1070
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 4: like a scaryish person came up and asked if I

1071
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 4: was with my parents or something, and now I need

1072
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 4: to look through my journals because I have a very

1073
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 4: vague and it was not as a child, it was

1074
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 4: within adulthood.

1075
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Wow, Well again opening with a compliment.

1076
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, mmm, I'm loving this. What do you

1077
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: have for me?

1078
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: Hey? Smelled skin? Are your parents around me? What item

1079
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 2: of clothing do I take off?

1080
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 4: Sir? I must have just looked frail and small enough

1081
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 4: to just swipe. But I do feel like that was

1082
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 4: a thing that actually happened to me. I don't know

1083
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 4: why I would just feel that had happened to me.

1084
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 4: That would be a strange thing to imagine, right, A lot.

1085
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 2: Of the stories I tell on here, I go home

1086
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, oh, that was my cousin story.

1087
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 2: I just thought about it so much that I've developed visuals.

1088
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 4: I did have a prowler outside my whole.

1089
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: I heard about that. It freaked me out.

1090
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god. This was before Jim had gotten back

1091
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 4: into town. He had been in New York. So I

1092
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 4: was at home alone and I had just gotten home

1093
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 4: from the gym, was taking out the garbage cans, very

1094
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 4: late dusk, very little light, left, and I see out

1095
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 4: of the corner of my eye, like this blur move

1096
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 4: into my neighbor's driveway, And so I went and looked

1097
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 4: up there and there was nothing there. And so I

1098
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 4: started walking up my porch and there's my house and

1099
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 4: then there's kind of like some a planter with some trees,

1100
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 4: and there's a little strip in between the two. And

1101
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 4: I looked down and there was an adult man in

1102
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 4: all black crouched there. We locked eyes, and it didn't

1103
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 4: occur to me to say anything. Other people, as I've

1104
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 4: told the story, they're like, well, what did you do?

1105
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: I just ran in the house and locked the door

1106
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 4: and was just shaking non stop. I called nine one one,

1107
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 4: and that, of course did nothing, And but I texted

1108
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 4: my neighbor and he investigated and the sky had vanished.

1109
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 2: Wow, but so spooky.

1110
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 4: It reminded me. Have you seen have you seen? Why

1111
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 4: am I forgetting the name now Keeper Scrapers? You know

1112
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 4: the Twin Peaks? Have you seen Twin Peaks?

1113
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

1114
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember the Bob character?

1115
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: Yes?

1116
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: I was an improv group called Bob's Family based on.

1117
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 4: That's what I picture now.

1118
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just picture that scary, smiling.

1119
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: Face was he smiling?

1120
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 4: No, I mean it was so quick. It was just

1121
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 4: like a locked eyes and I'm moving into the house.

1122
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: But he looked at you. Why wouldn't you like have

1123
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: his head down? Horrifying hate him?

1124
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 2: Was he slightly smiling?

1125
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,959
Speaker 4: I mean he must have if I'm picturing that now. Yeah,

1126
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 4: there wasn't like the maniacal look. But because I mean

1127
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 4: it was that feeling. I think it was more that

1128
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 4: feeling than what was actually happening. Just absolute horror.

1129
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: Yes, well and also so close, oh so close? Oh

1130
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: that's a I don't like the aperture.

1131
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: And then yes, I saw a snake that had just

1132
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 4: swallowed a lizard.

1133
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 2: To catch the fly.

1134
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

1135
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 4: Wow, it was very odd. It look like a lizard

1136
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 4: had put on a snake costume.

1137
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 2: Wait, how it was dangling out of them out? Look

1138
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: at how cute she.

1139
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: Is the cutest little girl. And she waved at us.

1140
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 4: Oh that's so sweet. This is the opposite of what

1141
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 4: was happening at the train tracks.

1142
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: That mother was actively trying to keep that girl alive.

1143
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 4: Everyone was happy, no one was in a bad hat.

1144
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 3: Also, what when's the last time you saw an la

1145
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 3: child that was like hi, O.

1146
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: They're never like that.

1147
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 4: Usually an LA child is one of the worst people alive.

1148
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: Yes, hateful, hateful, stupid in their heart.

1149
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 2: I hate them.

1150
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 3: And they're wearing a Pixie shirt. You don't know what

1151
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 3: that band is.

1152
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 4: You have no idea who Frank Black is.

1153
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 2: Don't get me started on its sideband the Catholics. Yeah,

1154
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 2: that is. I So the lizard was hanging out of

1155
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 2: the snake's mouth.

1156
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to bring up this image to the listener

1157
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 4: to you, but the snake, the lizard's head was just

1158
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 4: there in the snake's mouth.

1159
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's like a comic book villain.

1160
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 4: Yes, And I assumed because I assumed that the snake

1161
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 4: had died because it was just completely still. But I

1162
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 4: left and then it was gone. So I think it

1163
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 4: was just like digesting. And again I apologize to everyone

1164
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 4: for this, but was just having lunch and it had

1165
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 4: taken on more than a could choose.

1166
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 3: A snake ate a lizard tail first, and then it

1167
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: turned into like snake lizard terducan essentially.

1168
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,760
Speaker 1: Jus awful.

1169
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 3: I don't it may be one of the signs of

1170
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 3: the apocalypse.

1171
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really don't like that visual, but I'm glad you.

1172
00:55:55,640 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 3: Brought it, but fun fun to think. What are some

1173
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 3: other fun visuals anyone can think of?

1174
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 4: Gory visual what's.

1175
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 3: A super disturbing but simple idea that you want to

1176
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,959
Speaker 3: describe to us right now?

1177
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: I want to see a palandrome situation where a snake

1178
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 2: eats another snake head first, so it's a tail leading

1179
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: to one snakehead back into a tail again.

1180
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And it says don't tread on me underneath. Yes,

1181
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 1: something like.

1182
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: That, celebrating whatever state that is that we'll never visit.

1183
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 4: Certainly a snake in history has swallowed another snake head first,

1184
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 4: right right? It has to Wow, we've all missed it.

1185
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 3: Did you guys see that video of the gigantic anaconda

1186
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 3: that was truly like the length of a bus and

1187
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: a guy who's swimming next to it, And I don't know,

1188
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 3: it could totally have been fake, because we truly live

1189
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 3: in a time where no one knows what is reel anymore.

1190
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:06,479
Speaker 4: Snake was saying vote Republicans, like this wasn't an ice

1191
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 4: cube movie.

1192
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 2: There's one called love It.

1193
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: Saw it in the theater?

1194
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh did you know?

1195
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 3: He absolutely did? If the movie is dumb like that?

1196
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 3: And I believe j Loo was also a star close.

1197
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 3: I'm there at the eleven AM showing on opening day

1198
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 3: for sure.

1199
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 4: But Karen, you saw a real or potentially real video

1200
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 4: of a snake like that.

1201
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 3: Potentially real. I checked on it, and people are saying

1202
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 3: it was real.

1203
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 4: It's a river monster.

1204
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 3: It was so huge, like but it was the kind

1205
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 3: of thing where everyone was having like these reactions. But

1206
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 3: the guy that was in the video, who apparently is

1207
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 3: famous in Australia, so he's kind of like an Australian

1208
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Australian guy fiery, but they do

1209
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: different jobs. But he was wearing a short sleeved like

1210
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 3: business shirt and a tie underwater, So that's what people

1211
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 3: were talking about as much as this biggest anaconda you've

1212
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 3: ever seen, where it's like, is this whole thing kind

1213
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 3: of a symbol of disinformation and how we nobody can

1214
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 3: concentrate on the important part because a guy's wearing like

1215
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 3: business attire underwater with a snorkel and like.

1216
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 4: An AI prompt for businessman swimming next to the biggest

1217
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 4: snake I've ever seen, And then you get that video.

1218
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: Yep, for sure, I would go look at it yourself.

1219
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 2: Was it the host of the TV show River Monsters.

1220
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 3: No, it was not because he Yeah, that guy, that

1221
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 3: guy gets in there.

1222
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is pretty well dressed. I had to hang

1223
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 2: out with him for a day once underwater though, uh no,

1224
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: we shot that beforehand. I just was fishing in an

1225
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: La river and then met him at some sort of

1226
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: a terrarium and he really didn't like me. But he

1227
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 2: was well dressed. But yes, he wasn't Australian.

1228
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: Was it because he took his ship so seriously?

1229
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: Yes, And I was making light of it, and I

1230
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: kept saying, I'm gonna be the dumb guy in this interaction.

1231
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: It's a show where they forced us to do comedy

1232
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: even though it doesn't work with the.

1233
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 3: Program, even though you don't approve.

1234
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm a fan of you and we like you,

1235
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: and that's and it still didn't work. He looked at

1236
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 2: me with much hate.

1237
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: Well, Australians can be like that sometimes.

1238
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do well with a water monster when

1239
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 4: I'm in an open body of water. That's I am

1240
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 4: just dreading everything around me.

1241
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: Yep, anything's possible, truly, anything.

1242
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 2: It's another planet under there, under the sea. I'm afraid

1243
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 2: of everything. I tried to swim with goggles in my snorkel.

1244
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 2: When I was doing it in pools, I'm like, it's

1245
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 2: free to go to the ocean. It's blocks from my house,

1246
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: and it was so scary to be able to see

1247
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 2: what's happening down there. Yeah, I thought it would bring

1248
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 2: me come for like, oh, if I see a shark,

1249
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 2: I'll be ready.

1250
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 4: Would you be ready?

1251
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? A little fish, a minnow would go by and

1252
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: I'd freak out. It was it's so hard to be

1253
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 2: able to see in the water. It's better to just

1254
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: pretend nothing is there.

1255
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 4: What's your number one animal fear?

1256
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: Oh me, I do. It sounds weird, but I've I've

1257
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: seen an angry moose before. Oh, I know how unpredictable

1258
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: and aggressive they are more so than a bear, and

1259
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 2: and huge cut, cute size, and they want to kick

1260
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: your ass. I think other bears, like bears, sharks, they

1261
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 2: will avoid humans unless you really are in a situation

1262
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 2: where you've surprised them. A moose will see you from

1263
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 2: across a body of water and be like, you know what,

1264
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go dance on that guy's face.

1265
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 4: Karen, do you have what's yours? Well?

1266
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to see snakes really at all.

1267
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 3: But I had a really hilarious reaction to a cockroach

1268
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 3: one time that was very big that was in my

1269
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 3: house that like it took me out at the knees,

1270
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 3: like I felt weak and like I was going to

1271
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 3: fall down.

1272
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 2: The cockroach having a little club.

1273
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 3: It was really weird though, because it was like I

1274
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 3: didn't I'd never been you know, growing up in the

1275
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 3: country or whatever. You just are like, oh, yeah, just

1276
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 3: ignore it or something. But the it's little antennae were

1277
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 3: coming out from underneath a tray on my bathroom things.

1278
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 3: So I got this weird feeling. Then I looked down,

1279
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 3: saw the antennae and then saw it was. It was

1280
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 3: like a june bug sized cockroach, and I lost it.

1281
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 3: It was like like I was kind of crying without

1282
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 3: tears coming out.

1283
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 1: It was just like it was so upsetting.

1284
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 4: Well, it starts making you wonder what you're doing with

1285
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 4: your how you're leading your life, How did this get here?

1286
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: Yes? Why aren't all the holes patched up in my house?

1287
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 2: Yes?

1288
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 3: And then one time, like say a week later, I

1289
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 3: opened the utensil door and there was one in there. Oh,

1290
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 3: so we were having some sort of infestation. But they

1291
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 3: were so much bigger than normal cockroaches that I'd seen before.

1292
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so much bigger. In Texas, they fly one They're huge,

1293
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 2: and they fly across the room and they are everywhere.

1294
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 2: You could go in the fanciest restaurant, which in Texas

1295
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 2: is Ruth's Chris, and they're on the floor. It's just

1296
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: everyone's like, yeah, we'll deal with it. There's there's cockroaches here.

1297
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: But like you described, when you just see their antenna

1298
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 2: dangling out of a cupboard or a but it.

1299
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: Like it gives you this weird It gave me this

1300
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 3: very weird almost like it was like did we used

1301
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 3: to fight these?

1302
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: There was something inside me and it was like you

1303
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: need to get away from this right now. It was crazy.

1304
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: What about you bridger rats?

1305
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 4: Oh? I mean miles away from any other creature. The

1306
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 4: rat just makes me want to die really ooh horrifying.

1307
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: And did you ever have a rat encounters in New York?

1308
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: Oh?

1309
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. I opened a garbage can to have one

1310
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 4: scurry out towards me. I threw the garbage lid. That

1311
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 4: was I mean that and the prowler. Those are the

1312
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 4: two scariest experiences of my life, but I've had a

1313
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 4: rat run across my feet in la Oh, just too

1314
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 4: much for me.

1315
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,919
Speaker 2: I was doing a show in Manhattan Beach and there

1316
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 2: was a woman in the audience with a cast on

1317
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: her leg, and this was very recently, and I said,

1318
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 2: how'd you break your leg? Because you know I like

1319
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 2: to do crowd work so much. She said, I was

1320
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 2: running from my car to my house and a rat

1321
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 2: ran under my foot and I broke my legs stepping

1322
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 2: on a rat. Oh why? And I was like, are

1323
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 2: you serious? And her husband yelled yes, so that happened.

1324
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what happened to the rat? And she's like,

1325
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 2: I think it well, it was not in good.

1326
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 4: Shape, like it lippt on it like a banana peels.

1327
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 2: It ran under her foot, Like what the timing of that?

1328
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: And also did was it diseased? Like why didn't it

1329
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: stay away from her?

1330
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 4: Right? It's mind was going crazy.

1331
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 2: What about a rat? That's a pet? Like have you

1332
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 2: ever known it?

1333
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 3: Like?

1334
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 4: Set a rat pet? And that's where this all started.

1335
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Speaker 4: First grade had escaped to live in our garage and

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Speaker 4: then my brother shot it to death with a baby gun.

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01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 4: No need tail, Wow, I did it break a ball.

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01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 4: So at one point you liked rat There was a

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01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 4: brief period and then it was all downhill.

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01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: Then it was trauma, trauma, trauma.

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01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 4: It was around the same time when you start to realize,

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01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 4: like start to learn about death and that. I also

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01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 4: learned about rabies, and those two things went hand in hand.

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01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 4: And I was afraid of rabies and tapeworms until about

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01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 4: seventh grade.

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01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 2: Right, it starts to be like a germophobe thing. Right, Yeah,

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01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 2: I hear you there.

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01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 3: God, that's funny because I wanted a tapeworm. So but

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01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 3: I was like around sixth grade I learned about tapeworms.

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01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I could just figure out a way

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01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 3: to get what I'd be so skinny.

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01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 2: Eat whatever you want.

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01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 4: I want rabies.

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01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. It gives all those energy in those tiny writing rooms.

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01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 3: Ooh, the tension, the muscles, imagine the abs you could have.

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01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,240
Speaker 1: This felt really short.

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01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 4: It did feel short. It always feels too short. It

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01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 4: really does next time. And so I keep driving, We're.

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01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: Going to drive to Carl's back.

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01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 2: You just feel in your arm.

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01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: For sure, puture is not a gun that you're pressing

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01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: into my skull.

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01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 4: Oh, it's been a wonderful time.

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01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 3: Yes, Wait a second, really quick before you go. Yes, Drew,

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01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 3: will you tell the story of winning it Drag Bengo?

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01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 4: Last Oh my god?

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01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: We or no? Sorry? Last week and then the week? Okay,

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01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 1: well you just tell it.

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01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 4: I mean I've been to Drag Bngo twice in a row.

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01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 4: It's a new tradition. First week, our friend Albertino won

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01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 4: the big prize, fifty dollars gift card. They have several

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01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 4: rounds of prizes and some of them are not good prizes.

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01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 4: So you could win Mimosa party and for me that's nothing.

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01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's an immediate Mimosa party.

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01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 4: Right, so in at seven pm? What are we talking about?

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01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 4: Nobody wants that she won the fifty dollars prize. First week.

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01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 4: Second week, there were a few less of us. It

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01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 4: was just Jim and a friend and me. We made

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01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 4: it all the way through without winning anything, and then

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01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 4: I win the grand prize. I lost my mind?

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01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: Did you?

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01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 4: I've never felt better?

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01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 3: What was your first when you screamed Bengo? So you

1384
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 3: got blackout Bengo?

1385
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 2: Last round?

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01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 3: Yes, and we're using the only one because when Albertina won,

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01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 3: she was one of.

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01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 2: Four people right.

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01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 4: She tied, so hers was a little more satisfying because

1390
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 4: she had to win another she had to really go

1391
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 4: through it, right. But I had a nice, clean kill.

1392
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 4: Nice I was the only person to win.

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01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: Did you stand up?

1394
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,000
Speaker 4: Did you threw my arms up.

1395
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: In the air?

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01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 4: I yelled, and I'm not a yeller, but in that moment,

1397
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 4: I was a different person and I won the prize.

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01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 4: But you also feel that heat of the rest of

1399
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 4: the restaurant hating you, Yeah, because they all are now

1400
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 4: mad that they didn't win.

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01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I felt it when I did bingo at

1402
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 2: the Halloway all the time. I would be really upset

1403
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 2: when someone would win more than once. It's like, well,

1404
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 2: this is rigged, or they bought a bunch of cards

1405
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 2: because you could buy.

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01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 4: Ten if you want, you can buy as well as

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01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 4: you want.

1408
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's got to be a cap on it.

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01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 2: And that goes for trivia teams with fifteen members. That's

1410
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 2: a good point.

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01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't have the whole neighborhood on your trivia.

1412
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 2: No, God, what did you win?

1413
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:58,200
Speaker 4: Fifty dollars? Oh that yeah, I paid for most of

1414
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,760
Speaker 4: our dinner. So good, that's true, wonderful.

1415
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 3: I felt really bad because the week that Albertina won,

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01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 3: she she had a fifty dollars gift card and she

1417
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 3: was like, hey, dinner's on me, and I go, well,

1418
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 3: there's going to be some left over. It just came

1419
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 3: out of my mouth. I don't know why I said it.

1420
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 3: I felt so She was like, I know, sorry, I

1421
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 3: don't know where that came from.

1422
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: Dinner's not on you.

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01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't want to leave with the credit of

1424
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 2: thinking she fully had paid for it.

1425
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,040
Speaker 1: Don't you dare steal that credit?

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01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:34,679
Speaker 4: Albert Yeah, but I'm going to try to win again

1427
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 4: this week.

1428
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want to become kind of a menace.

1429
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,640
Speaker 1: You should like, people get mad when you win, exactly.

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01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, they see me walking in and their night is

1431
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 4: already ruined.

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01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 3: I start with a leather jacket, yeah, and spit on

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01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 3: the floor when you walk in.

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01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this was delightful.

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01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 1: Before we wrap.

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01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 4: Yes, I think has something that he would.

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01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 2: Like to promote, Oh, Frederia, anything, anything, idea?

1438
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 4: The reason, I mean, the reason I'm here is to

1439
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 4: have a wonderful time. But do you mind if I

1440
01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 4: promote something?

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01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:09,080
Speaker 1: Please?

1442
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 4: I never promote anything for finally doing a live show.

1443
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 4: If I said no gifts June twenty sixth at Dynasty Typewriter. Okay,

1444
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 4: I think by that by the time this comes out,

1445
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 4: we'll have announced it. Otherwise this will be a real

1446
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 4: scoop for this podcast.

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01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, breaking news.

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01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 4: I don't want to drive listeners to your show. What God,

1449
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 4: Now I'm increasing your listenership. Yeah, people are running all

1450
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 4: over to hear this June twenty sixth. If you go

1451
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,600
Speaker 4: to Dynasty typewriter dot com to get tickets and a

1452
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 4: live stream, which is so twenty.

1453
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: First century, really is if you really think about it,

1454
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 1: do you have any idea who your guests might be

1455
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:45,839
Speaker 1: a teaser?

1456
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 4: You have no idea. It's still we're still so far out.

1457
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 4: We haven't booked anybody, but it'll be a very special one,

1458
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 4: maybe two, and then some some surprise guests. And I've

1459
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 4: been given a lot of gifts on this podcast, so

1460
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 4: you know I might be bringing some those.

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01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,679
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

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01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 4: You know, I've got to clear out my house although

1463
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 4: my garage is currently unopenable.

1464
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: Because there's so many gifts in there.

1465
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 4: It's broken and we just haven't done anything to fix it.

1466
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 4: So I've got to get that open by June twenty sixth,

1467
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 4: but yes, come see the live show.

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01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 3: I was really excited to listen to Kyle Kanane give

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01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 3: you the same gift I gave you.

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01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 1: Can you believe I love that?

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01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 4: I mean, what an incredible gift to get twice.

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01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bridger has owned two different stars in the galaxy

1473
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 3: because of me and Kyle Kanaane, both with double K initials.

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01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 4: That's right. I didn't even wow. Now that's very strange.

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01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,759
Speaker 1: Yes, we are of one mind.

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01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 2: This was meant to wow. Yeah, and that's how did

1477
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 2: you find that out?

1478
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 1: I listened to I said, no gifts.

1479
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,559
Speaker 4: Oh wow, religiously, I probably own the most real estate

1480
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 4: in the galaxy.

1481
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 1: You're the Donald Trump of the galaxy.

1482
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, even Elon only has one. I had to think

1483
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 2: of one, must too, and it's just one.

1484
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: You know there, you really did.

1485
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 4: But thank you for having me. Yeah, you're the best.

1486
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:06,320
Speaker 4: And I apologize to the listener for being on the

1487
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 4: show so often. I'm sure they're furious.

1488
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 2: I think you might be our most visited guest.

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01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 1: We need you and we want turn to listen to

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01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,280
Speaker 1: my bingo night.

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01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,679
Speaker 2: Who's a guy in the leather jackets? Don't stop spitting?

1492
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: Stop spitting in the car well drink Pepsi.

1493
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 4: Don't forget Pepsi product.

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01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 2: I'll see everyone soon, okay, and we you you, we will. Bye.

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01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 2: You've been listening. What a nice man?

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01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: He's all right.

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01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,719
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

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01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 4: Do you?

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01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 2: Why in? They are? This has been an Exactly Right.

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Speaker 1: Production produced by Annalise Nelson.

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01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,879
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarret.

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01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:02,960
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:06,240
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome