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Speaker 1: All right, Steve Harvey is in is on vacation. He's

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Speaker 1: in a yacht somewhere on vacation, is what it is,

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Speaker 1: and the crew. That's right. But we're holding it down

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Speaker 1: as usual, right Jay, I'm yeah, I have a bad Monday.

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Speaker 1: Hold go ahead with your bass Junior. Alright, listen, you guys,

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Speaker 1: can you guys believe this? Tommy is really on a

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Speaker 1: roll here. I can't believe one. Okay, Tommy, you are smart.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know it's not gonna last. Carlo, we

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Speaker 1: know it's not gonna last. Believe me though, what perform

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Speaker 1: enhancing dull believe me? We can't believe he wons? Okay,

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Speaker 1: are smart people? Where are you are until? Legit? Listen,

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Speaker 1: where are you? We need you right now? If you

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Speaker 1: think you're smarter the nephew Tommy, you could get a

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Speaker 1: chance to win Steve's grand prize of one million dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's so much money on uh go to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: FM dot com to register. We gotta beat Tommy. Tommy

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Speaker 1: is not this smart? This smart? Come on now, guys.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry letter. That's subject. My

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Speaker 1: fiancee might need to go back to his ex. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here. Oh with his smart self,

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Speaker 1: believe this is here. Yeah, come on, smarty pants with

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Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got for us? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know early in the show we was talking about stormy. Uh, alright,

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Speaker 1: so this is this is this highs in with that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is called give me my change, Give me my change.

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Speaker 1: Running Hello, helo, I'm trying to reach Regina. Please speaking hello? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: speaking is Regina. Okay, hey, uh you did a bachelor

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Speaker 1: party for me and my boys, like about two weeks ago. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Sean remember Sean? Yes? Yes, okay, now listen when you

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Speaker 1: you were doing a lot of lap dances at night?

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Speaker 1: You remember that? Yes? So how did you get my number?

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Speaker 1: Can I help? You? Need a party done? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you need? Okay? Well, no, no, and nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. I'm saying. You know, you're just a lot

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Speaker 1: of lap dancers. Do you remember that? Yes? Okay, we'll listen.

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Speaker 1: You know that night I was at the party, you

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Speaker 1: did some lap dances for me. But what I wanted

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Speaker 1: to tell you was that the lap dances that did

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Speaker 1: it was the last as was ten dollars? Am I

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Speaker 1: right right? You will be correct? Yes, okay, ten dollar.

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Speaker 1: But I accidentally I thought I gave you a ten

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Speaker 1: dollar bill when I really gave you a hundred dollars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know I need Actually what the reason why I

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Speaker 1: called you was. I'm trying to I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: that you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let me ask you something. First of all,

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Speaker 1: how did you get my number? Well, the dude that

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Speaker 1: um who is doing who's doing that to the you know,

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Speaker 1: the guy that hooked y'a all up as far as

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Speaker 1: doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the want that got y'all

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Speaker 1: to to come and do the bachelortte party. What I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to, you know, tell you is is that I

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Speaker 1: got the number from him, Okay, okay, and he told

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Speaker 1: me that I could call you and try to just

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Speaker 1: talk to you about it. Okay, and you want me

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Speaker 1: I gave it tips you. I was. I was really

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Speaker 1: fnna pay you ten dollars, but it was a hundred

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Speaker 1: dollar bill. So what the reason what I'm saying to

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Speaker 1: you is that I want to get the other nineties

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Speaker 1: dollars back. I'm not giving you no damn ninety dollars.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm not giving you your damn ninety dollars

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Speaker 1: gold on, Wait a minute on, I don't even think

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Speaker 1: you understand I wasn't trying to give you all that

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Speaker 1: back from you. I don't think you don't understand. Dollars,

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Speaker 1: that's it, the other money that I was blown to beat.

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Speaker 1: I ain't get my change back from you. How don't

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Speaker 1: give you change back? But nine dollars a down till

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving it back. Don't nobody be giving you

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Speaker 1: no damn hundred dollars at one Time's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you no nine dollars down. You should

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Speaker 1: what what you was doing? Because this should donna give

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Speaker 1: me my nighty. I already told you I wasn't even

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Speaker 1: trying to give you this money I wanta trying to

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Speaker 1: give you. I was trying to give you ten dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to give you. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving you that thing back. You're not getting nothing. You

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Speaker 1: should be. I don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,

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Speaker 1: you don't even understand what what's going on right here?

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Speaker 1: Let him out. You should have been up. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: trying to one of my my money is trying to give

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Speaker 1: you no money. There's a misunderstanding. I mean dollars. But

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Speaker 1: now look, I'm already saying I was giving ten, but

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Speaker 1: not yet that belonged to me. I'm not giving you're

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Speaker 1: calling me working me up. Call on you. You're not

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Speaker 1: as I'm not giving it. I'm gonna give you a tip,

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Speaker 1: but I ain't getting you know, ninety dollars tip? You did?

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Speaker 1: You got? You was till dollars? Ain't lady. Look, I'm

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Speaker 1: not fron the city and go I said, I go

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Speaker 1: get my ninety dollars back from you. Know. First of all,

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Speaker 1: if you called me leave one more time, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come find you and kick you. Talking about I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know, down million dollars back. Thanks trip. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: know the first place, Like I said, keep that sign

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Speaker 1: on the rail. I ain't trying to go back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you. I was. I'm saying, is it's been

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Speaker 1: a mistake. I wasn't trying to give you no hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars all right, dollars, that was a mistake. I just

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Speaker 1: want my money back, and nobody tripping with you giving

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Speaker 1: my money back. I'm not giving you a death than back.

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving me bag. That's your problem. You didn't

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Speaker 1: go home and tell your life what you did with

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Speaker 1: the extrun dollars trying to get your I told you

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Speaker 1: I want twenty dollars five to come don Simons, come

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Speaker 1: si me come Sam it is if you don't never

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Speaker 1: matters that come Timas. If you know you're not trying

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Speaker 1: to get your ninety dollars. I don't want my money

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Speaker 1: from you what I got you want? You don't you

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Speaker 1: when you say my mandle me down? Lenny does? I

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Speaker 1: bet you that one? Where are you gonna play me

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Speaker 1: my ninety dog? You know learning does? Don't ask me that? No,

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Speaker 1: give you no Lenny down? Thank get for a damn

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Speaker 1: kill you at you you're gonna you don't give me?

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Speaker 1: You don't give me my night. I don't you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do that. You're company here for them where they won't

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Speaker 1: let change that you might get you my phone? Why

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Speaker 1: can't cut you? You say, don't call me with it.

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Speaker 1: I got want more thing I want to tell you.

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Speaker 1: You listen to me, Listen to your one? Are you

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Speaker 1: listen to me? I want more things I need to

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Speaker 1: say to you, little kids. I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: I need to say to you. Are you listen to

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Speaker 1: Don't call me with that n listen to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: killing do what you got to say? Little kids? Right?

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Speaker 1: What I said? I got want more things to say

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Speaker 1: to you? Are you say when you what you got

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Speaker 1: to say? That is? Which is it? Matthew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve off In Morning Show. You just gotta pranked

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Speaker 1: by your girl friend? Who is this? Hello? Hello Mommy?

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Speaker 1: That makes you get your killed? I'm gonna cutting you

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Speaker 1: in your baby alright, good, keep it stupid, baby, keep

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Speaker 1: it stupid, and I'm gonna do that all weekend long. Well, dude, Jacksonville,

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Speaker 1: here I come. I just added two shows. I added

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Speaker 1: a show on Saturday five p m. And I added

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Speaker 1: a Sunday show at nine pm because everything else just

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Speaker 1: would so loud. M A. T. L Is laying in

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Speaker 1: the cud Go ahead, Strawberry letter up next. My fiance

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Speaker 1: might need to go back to his ex right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show