WEBVTT - "Bryan And His Mom Sitting In A Tree!" With Fortune Feimster and Rob Benedict 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:08.000 No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, cocaine and believe me, guys, 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:16.919 it's two weeks. I have my starthy hamlet. Do you 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:26.599 accept this boone zone? Yeah, I'm rubbing myself. This rules. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:36.360 I'm gonna pull the fan around you shut this rules? 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:43.680 Oh my god, we are I'm sorry for the slight 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.080 delay of the posting of this. We had to record 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.640 it Wednesday morning. But what a show do we have 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.840 for you today? This is Art Marine, host of this magical, 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:57.080 jolly shit show. Um, I am joined across from me 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.880 and Heightener made fun of me last week, he says 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.240 the podcast. They don't need to know directions, but I 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.400 think they do. They do right across me a woman 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:10.360 who is has been doing the Lord's work on a 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:15.560 cruise ship somewhere. Who is my platonic lover who looks 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.600 great in a wonder woman outfit at Karaka one piece 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.840 of tuxedo bathing too? Your hands together? From my co 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:27.759 host Aaron are you so happy to be back? Where 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.800 were you? Well? I was just I was all over 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:35.480 the planet. It was really fun And Aaron Foley, Yeah, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.400 I got a little I got a little desperate to 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:41.320 see a lady. There's a lady on the cruise ship 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.640 and I just would pass her and I'd be like, 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:46.680 take her take your pants off. Yeah embarrassing, Yeah, okay, 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.280 but I'm back. Yeah. We went all over Europe. It 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.360 was it was amazing. It was like Barcelona and Malta. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.240 I went around Spain two years ago and I watched 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.680 I am very bad with languages, but I can't wait 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.400 to attempt to sound like it's gonna be the most 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.960 to be the greatest, it's gonna be the most offensive. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.160 And they all found Russian when I do them. I 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.959 am terrible at access. But I went in Spain. You 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:18.360 try to do and I was like, and it was 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:22.040 just couldn't do. Like I just was so embarrassed for 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:25.120 myself doing the that I just went regular space. Just 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:28.040 so people know it's not that I'm literally I studied 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.760 French for six years in high school and I my 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.880 mom and I from my college graduation. She's like, I'm 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.000 taking us to Paris and we got there. This is 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:40.520 before the internet, believe it or not, guys, and yourself 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:47.080 to that I booked it for the wrong week. I 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.919 was like, Mom, you paid for my education. I got 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.240 six years of French and I got I booked it 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.520 for the wrong week. I panicked, and then I refused 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.639 to speak French. I have no language skills. To my right, 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.679 you might have heard the dulcet tones of a very 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:12.320 sexy Manno me, New York. This is exciting, very very 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.400 sexy man who has been also in Europe. Also in Europe. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.840 I believe I was in Europe. You might know him 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.880 from Supernatural, but more importantly you know him as in 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.600 the seen well except this Rose Bachelor of the Year. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:29.240 Where were you Well? I was in Europe, um for 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.120 a bit, but then I went to East coast of 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.600 the United States. I was touring with my band, and 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.160 we're in Atlanta, and we're in Virginia, We're in New York. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.000 Played like two solid shows in New York City. Where 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.560 were the shows? Um? In New York? Where were they? Um? 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.480 It was called the Wait I'll think of it, Okay, 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.840 it was the UM I mean think of it, and 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:54.720 I'll say it was something Music something Center, New York, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.280 New York Music Center. And do you guys have anything 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.000 you go on? A plug? Coming up? Aaron Rob I'm 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.240 gonna be um moderating the Supernatural panel this weekend at 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:07.320 Comic Con. But that's excited. It's a ship show down 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.600 to com It's so fun, it's crazy. This is in 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:13.600 like Hall eight. There's like six thousand people there that's excited. Rockwood, 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.920 that's the name of the place I played in New York. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.000 Rockwood has been a Rockwood. I don't think I've been 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:21.240 to Rockwood. I'm not a rocker in rock and Wood Rocketwood. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.800 Right now, I've got Ladywood. I've got full, I've got full. 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:30.279 Lady Bully, speaking of Lady boners to my loved a 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:34.000 woman that we adore a door and we know she's 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.680 has a a she's taking a lover for the summer 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:40.120 who doesn't like the doesn't like the Bachelor, but she 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.800 persevers anyway, I'm taking a lover for the summer. She 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.920 has a girlfriend. I have a girl who doesn't watch 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.480 the show. It's growing on her. Okay, I started watching 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.480 it with me. No, no, you may know her from 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.719 the Mindy Project. But you're also about to become a 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.640 movie star. There's a movie in development that you co 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.839 wrote that is for you called it's called Bad Cop, 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.600 Bad Cop, And are you filming it yet? It hasn't 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:08.040 gotten a green light. Yet I get it. Yeah, hopefully 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.520 we were about to turn in. We're in the rewrite process. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:17.000 That was so exciting. It's a fun movie. I really 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:24.400 hope that they Yeah, yeah, I know I'm super biased, 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.000 but I feel like it's a really really funny woman. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:30.680 I find you to be so personally delightful that how 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.200 could it not be? Did I say your name? Did 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.400 I say fortune? Themes? I'm so jet lagged and out 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.839 of my I just spent the week or two days 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:41.239 in a little Compton, Rhode Island with my parents and mittens, 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:44.360 the kittens, and my brother. That fucking kitten is so 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.080 the thought. My mom adopted a cat that has that 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:52.240 has thombs, and she might have like fifteen digits on 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.760 each the things that she could hold. She was making 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.480 many because she feels the bananas for everyone in the family. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:10.400 She gave all of us lice checks. She runs a 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.600 tight ship. She doesn't like extra bugs. Did you do 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.680 you have anything that you want to promote coming up? Um? 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:22.240 I just had a Netflix special. Um, well, it's a 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.839 it's a new thing they did where they had six 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:30.560 comedians do half hours. That's great stand up. Yeah, it's 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:34.320 been awesome. I can't believe how many people from all 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.839 over the world watch these things that Nicki Gazer did watch. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:42.520 It was super fun. So check it out on Netflix. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:47.760 And there's women. There's three of my favorites. That's awesome. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.880 I was very happy to see power women representation. Normally 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:55.200 you see like five and a half. For it to 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:59.960 be half half, it was amazing. Netflix is the jam. Yeah. Netflix. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.360 I was super proud of you guys, and just like 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.720 super proud of Netflix. First well, I was worried that, 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.400 like you know, they've been putting up a lot of 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.640 specials lately, that no one will watch it. They would 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:14.160 be like, oh, there's a plenty wau Ka or Chappelle 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:21.840 or something. But the reception amazing. Speaking of Nicky Glazer, 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.760 we've been directed. We've been tweeting each other about Olga. Okay, no, 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.080 wait a minute, but we're going to She's going to 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.720 be at outside Lands Festival and so are we. So 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.240 here's the thing, We're doing a live podcast. We know 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:38.160 it's expensive, there, guys, we get it. Like we're crashing 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:41.040 with friends. We get that it's expensive. It's literally going 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.120 to be such a fun weekend besides Metallica and the 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.360 Who and tribe called Quest. I will be performing Saturday 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.760 at talk show The Game Show with Guy Brandon, and 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.440 then we are Sunday August. This is in San Francisco. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.600 We're going to do our podcast with the Mote. We 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:59.520 can't say who, but the most amazing Bachelor contestant guests, 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.840 plus Paget and Steve Heightener. You're gonna love it. And 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.120 then I'm doing that night I'm singing with and I'm 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.240 doing a set with Goddamn Comedy Jam. So that's August 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.240 Full Plate. And then I'm also on the CMT show 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.400 Uh Still the King that's on Tuesdays at ten. And 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:16.640 I just want to give a shout out to all 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.920 the people who came out this weekend to rooster Tee Feathers. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.679 I'm sorry I had to cancel the Sunday night show, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.480 but um I will hopefully we'll be back soon. And 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:28.360 ben Z from The Bachelor from Joe Joe season came 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.720 No not yeah, no, it was he was from Caitlyn season. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.800 He came to the show. You guys, No, we've met 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.160 some of the contestants. They're so fucking genetically superior to us. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:42.920 He was so stupidly handsome that this looks this straight Yeah, 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:47.600 that's true. This straight male opener, this straight mayl opener goes, 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.360 oh my god, he's so handsome. I hope he likes 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.960 me like he he was so fucking handsome and nice. Ben. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:57.760 I remember really liking him on the show. Yeah, he 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:01.640 had like a sweet story about like his mom die. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:07.440 He's so panically with her. Not to be a buzz kill, 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.959 but I don't like half the contestants have had a parent. Yeah, 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.560 they've got a parent. They've got to feel the prerequisite 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:20.760 to a dead parents happen every like first date. It's 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.679 like half the show is like, well my mom, Yeah, 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.920 and then they have to deal with and you gotta 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.760 get it quicker, you gotte like this season was less 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:34.640 of that. Yeah, it was less of that. Well child, 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.719 but he didn't say it for a little bit. I 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.719 feel okay, before we get going, I want to say 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.839 hi to Katie and Anna and Anna. Anna has a 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.800 new podcast and I and it's It's Unferal and I 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.839 just listened to the teaser for it. It is so great. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.280 It's called Ethnically Ambiguous and you can find it on 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:53.880 Ferreal Audio or iTunes. I listened to it last night. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.439 It's so Anna. You guys were so charming. Anna is 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.520 from Iran. She's with her friend who's from Syria, and 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.920 they talk about what it's like growing up in America. Uh, 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:07.440 it's needed, it's needed, it's need. Yeah, it's awesome. I mean, 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.599 you guys are so charming too. I was totally and 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.960 I will be subscribing and listening to you ladies. Are 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:17.040 what Uh you make America great again again? Again you 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.880 guys again. But let without further ado, we tell you 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:30.040 that I gotta say Little Compton so white. When I 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:34.360 was back home, I'm like, we're so little Compton. Okay, guys, 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:42.920 speaking of hometown visits. This was wow. So yeah, wait 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.120 till we get to Brian. Okay, here we go. We're 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.520 starting out. Let's just just even starting out with the 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.880 teaser of the episode. Brian's mom oga, if he's happy, 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.720 I am happy. If not, I will kill you. Okay. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:00.760 That was the greatest not since Joe. Joe's mom was 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.959 she has a prancess. She needs to be treated like 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:06.280 a like like that was just like I was chomping 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.680 and I could not wait to get to my Ami. Woman. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:16.560 Was she's life anything, anything, happens to you take my brand. Okay, 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:23.000 there we go. So we're starting out in Baltimore. Eric Eric, Okay, Paget, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:27.839 he's her number one, it's my number two. He's all 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.920 of your number one. Anna, Paget, and Katie all picked Eric. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.760 You might have a chance. I picked none of them. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.679 He was so cute. Eric has grown on me, like, 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:40.920 oh my god, he's great. He's wonderful. I don't think 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.480 that he's going to be cut immediately, but he's one. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.080 He's one wonderful. But they're not on the same level. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.559 Who was stunned that he made the cop I was 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:54.480 stunned he made the Yeah, she told Dean she loved 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.080 him at the end. I mean that's the whole other bags. Okay, 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:58.679 we'll get there, we get there, We'll get there, We'll 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:04.320 get We'll get she said it still get talking about 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.480 like Eric, I felt like he looked more handsome, Like 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:13.480 he looked hot in front of her eyes opening up excitement. 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.480 He's excited to see her. Yeah, I love my family. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.400 I wastually expecting because he really down soold like where 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.839 he came. Well, they clearly went to the nice I 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:26.160 think they went to like the Antise, who looks just 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:27.920 like okay, so I thought his house is going to 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.319 look more like Dean's was. Oh my god, Oh my god. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:37.800 His family was d great aunties. He had a tough mom. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.200 But we'll get okay. So they're they're they're out there 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.280 out on the basketball court. Um. She loves to greet 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.960 the guys and jump up and wrapperlate. That's a bachelor 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:54.240 for it's a hometown move. It's always towns. Has anyone 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:58.520 ever put a big compilation of them together from that? Yeah, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.319 because they all do. I though you're gonna says anyone 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.160 ever had that? I've never had that happ My god, 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.719 no one. No one will ever let me jump in 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:18.920 their Google. Man, you'll see what I want to. Woman 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.760 came running at me and try to jump on me, 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.679 I'd be like, we're done, it's over. I've got a 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:28.680 bad back. Is to bring Alex the Russian to Little 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.760 Compton and that I jump on him like a Reese's monkey, 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.199 and I hang on to his man bon at the 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.679 top like I get my talented. You could jump on people, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:40.199 You could jump I don't know. I should start to 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.760 jump on you, Rob Is that weird? It would be 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:48.080 my first would be my first get this isn't weird? Okay, 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.800 so make sure your hamstrinks are straight. Wait, can I 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.200 ask a question about what happened at the basketball court? Okay? 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.360 So his best buddy shows up and he says, this 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.800 is my A one. This is my A one. Everyone 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.679 that five times, I thought he sa my eighth one. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.000 I googled my eighth one because I thought was that 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.040 that was like lingo that I was missing, was like, 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:10.280 what's my brother? He noticed? He also before that said 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.800 I'm gonna be real about worry. I'm about basketball. Where 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:18.760 E bigg Bigger comes from? I had to keep rewinding. 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:21.320 Did he say e Bigger? Did he call himself E Bigger? 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.320 Like I think he called himself eat Bigger? Okay, because 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.840 his lass name is Bigger, right, is it? I think? 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:32.720 Is it? I don't know, Eric Bigger. I would answer 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.200 a lot of questions about what you said. I thought 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.800 it was. And then the big Oh my god, his 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.600 last name is bigger. That's so he was saying in 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.400 the third person, this is where bigger comes from. This 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:51.720 is a marine because where our Benedict comes from. I 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:58.640 like he's a good first letter on his friend Ralph 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.760 my a one his friend. The classes, his friends showed up, 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.800 he was so psyched to me, Rachel. So if we 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:09.200 find out that Eric was a stellar student, he's a scholar, 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:10.720 and the men and his family had been on the 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:15.960 streets and his friends were selling drugs, and he always 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.480 took care of everyone but himself. And he said, I 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.600 don't need no one. I don't need no help. And 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:22.400 then she's like, well, who's going to take care of you? 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.720 But she wants to, but she wants to be taken 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:27.720 care of. She doesn't want to take care of something 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:30.480 if she's going to be Do you feel like he's 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:34.000 looking for him on other Yeah, he just you know, 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.200 here's the good thing of Eric. He's not gonna get picked. However, 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:42.360 I think this journey, if I has been so good 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:46.560 for him, he blossom is more confident. I think the 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.640 two people that have benefit the most from the show 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.040 are Dean and Eric. I agree with you. I think 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.960 they hopefully. I haven't seen a season in a while 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.640 where I've picked out people and been like, I think 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:02.280 they're gonna be better for this. So Dean, I worry 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.360 that I worry, and we can get to wait. But Eric, 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:11.120 I do think Erica's blossomy. Both were a little immature 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:16.000 and they needed some more life experience. Needs to date, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.800 he needs to date, he needs to follow. He kept 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.200 it going back and back to like, oh, you never 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.200 brought anybody home. It's like, well, if he came from 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:27.280 a rough like like I think we didn't see where 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.360 he really came from. It's like, and it seems like 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:35.520 his mom was tough, like so, so why parenting was interesting? 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.320 So we go to the auntie's house and there's lots 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:43.920 of women and even in the do you know what, 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:48.280 people are so excited TV. My hometown would have been 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.280 like you know, they all would have been an evening. Yeah, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.560 my mom would be like, you're not coming in here 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:55.800 with a camera? What are you doing with your life? Aaron? 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.080 My mom would have a fun sporty like polka dot 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.400 Isaac Mr Rock blazer and that she gotta that would 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:04.600 nip in at the waist, but have like a but 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:08.320 it would have like a little but peplum, like a peplum, 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:12.160 like you know, coming out of the ways of Russian. Yeah, 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.040 I've never heard the word pepl but didn't His aunt 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.760 looked just like him, just like I feel like maybe 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:26.640 there's a story. So then the aunt poll's Rachel aside, 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.040 and she says, let's talk about the r a C 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:32.880 E word. Let's talk about the race word. The first 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:36.280 black bachelorette. There's two different groups. Who's who is she 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.919 going to choose? And who should she choose? Love doesn't 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.200 have a color. And that was the Aunt Vernon. I 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:49.920 liked her a great discussion lady. She was awesome. Maybe 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:54.440 like Eric Moore, I loved everything about this this hometown too. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:57.080 But I think at the end of the day, Uh, well, 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:00.920 I'm speeding ahead. But okay, she isn't like sheld. She 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:04.560 doesn't look at Eric the way she looks Miami. She 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:07.200 cannot wait to get to fantasy. Stick it in. You 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.560 don't have anything in common, she exactly. She cannot wait 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:15.480 to bite. He sucks. He's always been there, always favorite. Sorry, 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:20.639 he's always so. Then I'm watching and here comes his 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:22.399 mom and I will say I watched this at home 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.160 of my brother Aleric, who does not watch the show, 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:27.359 and he goes, that's not a woman, that's a man 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:31.480 in a wig. That terrible? Is that terrible to say? 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.520 I don't think so. But then I felt that I 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:39.720 felt bad because clearly he says our relationship wasn't easy, 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:45.000 and she says, I wasn't extending love to you to 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.920 make it you a man. If I if you'd had 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.600 love from your mama, you wouldn't be ready, sort of 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:52.760 like she was saying, you're welcome, Like you're welcome. I 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:58.040 made you. Yes. It felt like this whole episode there 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:02.320 was a lot of likely off poignant, like soul full 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:05.600 family moments that we haven't seen. It's usually like this 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:08.480 one's getting ship faced, the other one's like everything's fine. 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.399 But this episode was like, yeah, some tough scene, but 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:15.040 they also need to be working out their family family 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:21.800 issues on camera very weird, which it made for like 0:19:21.920 --> 0:19:25.000 interesting real moments. These are things you want to see 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.880 people work out before. I'm Dr Phil oh Ye Jan 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.359 the right way. I'm Dr Phil Jena Marine, who is 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:34.440 not like a therapy because she was like, this is 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:37.040 a lot of therapy talk about like the whole episode, 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:39.359 She's like, oh, like she couldn't. It was just too 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.560 much for her. I do think that Eric just needs 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:44.360 to date because he needs he needs to. It's hard 0:19:44.400 --> 0:19:46.320 to recover. I always say it's hard to recover from 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:50.360 a bad mom. I think you can get bad. She's 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:55.960 not that she was bad, it's just I think, really, yeah, 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.040 I agree with you. I think a tough mom. I 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:00.760 agree with you, bad dad, you can recover from bad moms. 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:03.040 I hate, I hate to say bad. What I mean 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:08.920 is like, maybe not the most successful cold shoulder. I 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:11.720 feel like you toss a rock. You've got a weird dad. 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:16.000 But like, like I think a cold mom or mom 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:18.520 were somehow you didn't get the love you needed. I 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:20.840 agree with you. I think you're yeah, because it's like 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:24.360 you're it's like mama, Like it's like your number one 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:28.480 primary Yeah, yeah, comfort, Yeah, And they're not a good 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.240 match that. But on the other hand, and the spectrum 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:31.680 is like Olga is on the other end of the 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:38.400 thirty seven year old son who like can't get Oh 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:41.000 my god. It actually gave me some compassion for him, 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:44.399 but I'm still like, move away away from Miami, sir, 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:51.359 far my favorite. Yeah, it's my favorite. I appreciate that 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.200 the dad apologized to him and he said, I'm so 0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:56.480 proud for you, and he said to his dad, I 0:20:56.560 --> 0:20:59.119 want to do something different. You know. It's like you 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.960 get the like there was just no opportunity they had 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:04.959 no chance, and he said his dad when he's kind 0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:06.800 of like, you know, you weren't there because you were 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:09.399 locked up, and I expect his dad almost to be like, no, 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:11.520 wait a minute, son, I was there. He's like, yeah, yeah, true, 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.280 that's true. I wasn't there for you. Usually when you're 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:17.280 watching these episodes, like I'm laughing, it takes three hours 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:19.040 to get through, like we're just like look at the 0:21:19.119 --> 0:21:22.359 ship show like it's just fun. But this I was. 0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:25.719 I was. I was for sure, like I was crying. 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:29.920 Most I was like, oh my god, oh God, like 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:32.680 you know, except for Olga thing probably for minutes, harder 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:36.800 to share those feelings. But here was an opportunity that 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.040 presented itself that might wouldn't have come otherwise, where it's 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:42.800 like yeah and maybe we don't know. Producers are like, 0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:46.040 how do you feel? You know? Yeah, yeah, like an 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.440 opportunity for him to say things his son. He wouldn't 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:51.760 go up to him and naturally said he's sorry I 0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:53.240 was locked up and I didn't take care of you. 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:56.720 They said I love you. They both said I love 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:59.560 you on camera and said said I'm gonna shut it down. Yeah, 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:01.960 he said, trying to shut it down. I'm trying to 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:07.360 shut it. I was like, yes, go Eric, shut it down. Eric, Yeah, 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:10.000 I'm trying to shut it down. He's gonna shut it. 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:14.840 That's hysterically, he's lock it down. I was like, oh 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:18.760 is that yeah, I'm gonna shut her up that one, 0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:21.240 and I meant shut it down. And then the dad 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:23.600 gave it a toast that I had to rewind like 0:22:23.680 --> 0:22:26.520 three times that I didn't understand it all. He gave 0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.880 a toast to open the doors that no man can 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:33.520 shut and closing the doors that no man can open. 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.720 I didn't what does that mean? What it means? There's 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.080 they need to go to a locksmith. Something is just 0:22:40.320 --> 0:22:42.479 not right with the door of the one and then 0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:52.240 shut it down down you shut opening, shut it down, 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.399 shut it down if you wait. Read that toast with 0:22:55.440 --> 0:22:58.720 the words vagina after everything, to open the vagina that 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:03.040 no man can shut, and closing the vagina that no 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:06.840 man can open. There we go. Now it makes sense 0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:11.000 makes sense. Closing the vagina that no man can open. 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:15.840 I don't get totally messed up. What if you totally 0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:20.600 messed up the toes and watching it like, oh wait, 0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:24.560 that's not it's still opening the windows that can't be 0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:28.400 closed vagina, your vagina and the soul of the vagina 0:23:28.480 --> 0:23:33.000 that can never be Like the whole family laugh that 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.360 old one. It's like that's our Christmas tone, that old Limerick. 0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:44.480 It's like George, like all of us told me three times. 0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:48.679 Am I still president? Katie? How are you doing today? 0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:52.200 My love? You love Eric? You love Eric? I do. 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:54.880 I don't remember. He was like my number one pick. 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.840 I liked it when he first came out, Yeah, and 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:00.680 then I really hated how in secure he was, and 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:05.639 I thought he wasn't gonna make Yeah, he was just 0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:08.760 so insecure. But now I fucking love him, you know again, 0:24:09.040 --> 0:24:12.320 As Tighter pointed out last week, he and Kenny both 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:17.200