Speaker 1: No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, cocaine and believe me, guys,
Speaker 1: it's two weeks. I have my starthy hamlet. Do you
Speaker 1: accept this boone zone? Yeah, I'm rubbing myself. This rules.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the fan around you shut this rules?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we are I'm sorry for the slight
Speaker 1: delay of the posting of this. We had to record
Speaker 1: it Wednesday morning. But what a show do we have
Speaker 1: for you today? This is Art Marine, host of this magical,
Speaker 1: jolly shit show. Um, I am joined across from me
Speaker 1: and Heightener made fun of me last week, he says
Speaker 1: the podcast. They don't need to know directions, but I
Speaker 1: think they do. They do right across me a woman
Speaker 1: who is has been doing the Lord's work on a
Speaker 1: cruise ship somewhere. Who is my platonic lover who looks
Speaker 1: great in a wonder woman outfit at Karaka one piece
Speaker 1: of tuxedo bathing too? Your hands together? From my co
Speaker 1: host Aaron are you so happy to be back? Where
Speaker 1: were you? Well? I was just I was all over
Speaker 1: the planet. It was really fun And Aaron Foley, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a little I got a little desperate to
Speaker 1: see a lady. There's a lady on the cruise ship
Speaker 1: and I just would pass her and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: take her take your pants off. Yeah embarrassing, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm back. Yeah. We went all over Europe. It
Speaker 1: was it was amazing. It was like Barcelona and Malta.
Speaker 1: I went around Spain two years ago and I watched
Speaker 1: I am very bad with languages, but I can't wait
Speaker 1: to attempt to sound like it's gonna be the most
Speaker 1: to be the greatest, it's gonna be the most offensive.
Speaker 1: And they all found Russian when I do them. I
Speaker 1: am terrible at access. But I went in Spain. You
Speaker 1: try to do and I was like, and it was
Speaker 1: just couldn't do. Like I just was so embarrassed for
Speaker 1: myself doing the that I just went regular space. Just
Speaker 1: so people know it's not that I'm literally I studied
Speaker 1: French for six years in high school and I my
Speaker 1: mom and I from my college graduation. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: taking us to Paris and we got there. This is
Speaker 1: before the internet, believe it or not, guys, and yourself
Speaker 1: to that I booked it for the wrong week. I
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, you paid for my education. I got
Speaker 1: six years of French and I got I booked it
Speaker 1: for the wrong week. I panicked, and then I refused
Speaker 1: to speak French. I have no language skills. To my right,
Speaker 1: you might have heard the dulcet tones of a very
Speaker 1: sexy Manno me, New York. This is exciting, very very
Speaker 1: sexy man who has been also in Europe. Also in Europe.
Speaker 1: I believe I was in Europe. You might know him
Speaker 1: from Supernatural, but more importantly you know him as in
Speaker 1: the seen well except this Rose Bachelor of the Year.
Speaker 1: Where were you Well? I was in Europe, um for
Speaker 1: a bit, but then I went to East coast of
Speaker 1: the United States. I was touring with my band, and
Speaker 1: we're in Atlanta, and we're in Virginia, We're in New York.
Speaker 1: Played like two solid shows in New York City. Where
Speaker 1: were the shows? Um? In New York? Where were they? Um?
Speaker 1: It was called the Wait I'll think of it, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was the UM I mean think of it, and
Speaker 1: I'll say it was something Music something Center, New York,
Speaker 1: New York Music Center. And do you guys have anything
Speaker 1: you go on? A plug? Coming up? Aaron Rob I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be um moderating the Supernatural panel this weekend at
Speaker 1: Comic Con. But that's excited. It's a ship show down
Speaker 1: to com It's so fun, it's crazy. This is in
Speaker 1: like Hall eight. There's like six thousand people there that's excited. Rockwood,
Speaker 1: that's the name of the place I played in New York.
Speaker 1: Rockwood has been a Rockwood. I don't think I've been
Speaker 1: to Rockwood. I'm not a rocker in rock and Wood Rocketwood.
Speaker 1: Right now, I've got Ladywood. I've got full, I've got full.
Speaker 1: Lady Bully, speaking of Lady boners to my loved a
Speaker 1: woman that we adore a door and we know she's
Speaker 1: has a a she's taking a lover for the summer
Speaker 1: who doesn't like the doesn't like the Bachelor, but she
Speaker 1: persevers anyway, I'm taking a lover for the summer. She
Speaker 1: has a girlfriend. I have a girl who doesn't watch
Speaker 1: the show. It's growing on her. Okay, I started watching
Speaker 1: it with me. No, no, you may know her from
Speaker 1: the Mindy Project. But you're also about to become a
Speaker 1: movie star. There's a movie in development that you co
Speaker 1: wrote that is for you called it's called Bad Cop,
Speaker 1: Bad Cop, And are you filming it yet? It hasn't
Speaker 1: gotten a green light. Yet I get it. Yeah, hopefully
Speaker 1: we were about to turn in. We're in the rewrite process.
Speaker 1: That was so exciting. It's a fun movie. I really
Speaker 1: hope that they Yeah, yeah, I know I'm super biased,
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's a really really funny woman.
Speaker 1: I find you to be so personally delightful that how
Speaker 1: could it not be? Did I say your name? Did
Speaker 1: I say fortune? Themes? I'm so jet lagged and out
Speaker 1: of my I just spent the week or two days
Speaker 1: in a little Compton, Rhode Island with my parents and mittens,
Speaker 1: the kittens, and my brother. That fucking kitten is so
Speaker 1: the thought. My mom adopted a cat that has that
Speaker 1: has thombs, and she might have like fifteen digits on
Speaker 1: each the things that she could hold. She was making
Speaker 1: many because she feels the bananas for everyone in the family.
Speaker 1: She gave all of us lice checks. She runs a
Speaker 1: tight ship. She doesn't like extra bugs. Did you do
Speaker 1: you have anything that you want to promote coming up? Um?
Speaker 1: I just had a Netflix special. Um, well, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a new thing they did where they had six
Speaker 1: comedians do half hours. That's great stand up. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: been awesome. I can't believe how many people from all
Speaker 1: over the world watch these things that Nicki Gazer did watch.
Speaker 1: It was super fun. So check it out on Netflix.
Speaker 1: And there's women. There's three of my favorites. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I was very happy to see power women representation. Normally
Speaker 1: you see like five and a half. For it to
Speaker 1: be half half, it was amazing. Netflix is the jam. Yeah. Netflix.
Speaker 1: I was super proud of you guys, and just like
Speaker 1: super proud of Netflix. First well, I was worried that,
Speaker 1: like you know, they've been putting up a lot of
Speaker 1: specials lately, that no one will watch it. They would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, there's a plenty wau Ka or Chappelle
Speaker 1: or something. But the reception amazing. Speaking of Nicky Glazer,
Speaker 1: we've been directed. We've been tweeting each other about Olga. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, but we're going to She's going to
Speaker 1: be at outside Lands Festival and so are we. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing, We're doing a live podcast. We know
Speaker 1: it's expensive, there, guys, we get it. Like we're crashing
Speaker 1: with friends. We get that it's expensive. It's literally going
Speaker 1: to be such a fun weekend besides Metallica and the
Speaker 1: Who and tribe called Quest. I will be performing Saturday
Speaker 1: at talk show The Game Show with Guy Brandon, and
Speaker 1: then we are Sunday August. This is in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: We're going to do our podcast with the Mote. We
Speaker 1: can't say who, but the most amazing Bachelor contestant guests,
Speaker 1: plus Paget and Steve Heightener. You're gonna love it. And
Speaker 1: then I'm doing that night I'm singing with and I'm
Speaker 1: doing a set with Goddamn Comedy Jam. So that's August
Speaker 1: Full Plate. And then I'm also on the CMT show
Speaker 1: Uh Still the King that's on Tuesdays at ten. And
Speaker 1: I just want to give a shout out to all
Speaker 1: the people who came out this weekend to rooster Tee Feathers.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had to cancel the Sunday night show,
Speaker 1: but um I will hopefully we'll be back soon. And
Speaker 1: ben Z from The Bachelor from Joe Joe season came
Speaker 1: No not yeah, no, it was he was from Caitlyn season.
Speaker 1: He came to the show. You guys, No, we've met
Speaker 1: some of the contestants. They're so fucking genetically superior to us.
Speaker 1: He was so stupidly handsome that this looks this straight Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. This straight male opener, this straight mayl opener goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's so handsome. I hope he likes
Speaker 1: me like he he was so fucking handsome and nice. Ben.
Speaker 1: I remember really liking him on the show. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: had like a sweet story about like his mom die.
Speaker 1: He's so panically with her. Not to be a buzz kill,
Speaker 1: but I don't like half the contestants have had a parent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've got a parent. They've got to feel the prerequisite
Speaker 1: to a dead parents happen every like first date. It's
Speaker 1: like half the show is like, well my mom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they have to deal with and you gotta
Speaker 1: get it quicker, you gotte like this season was less
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, it was less of that. Well child,
Speaker 1: but he didn't say it for a little bit. I
Speaker 1: feel okay, before we get going, I want to say
Speaker 1: hi to Katie and Anna and Anna. Anna has a
Speaker 1: new podcast and I and it's It's Unferal and I
Speaker 1: just listened to the teaser for it. It is so great.
Speaker 1: It's called Ethnically Ambiguous and you can find it on
Speaker 1: Ferreal Audio or iTunes. I listened to it last night.
Speaker 1: It's so Anna. You guys were so charming. Anna is
Speaker 1: from Iran. She's with her friend who's from Syria, and
Speaker 1: they talk about what it's like growing up in America. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's needed, it's needed, it's need. Yeah, it's awesome. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys are so charming too. I was totally and
Speaker 1: I will be subscribing and listening to you ladies. Are
Speaker 1: what Uh you make America great again again? Again you
Speaker 1: guys again. But let without further ado, we tell you
Speaker 1: that I gotta say Little Compton so white. When I
Speaker 1: was back home, I'm like, we're so little Compton. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: speaking of hometown visits. This was wow. So yeah, wait
Speaker 1: till we get to Brian. Okay, here we go. We're
Speaker 1: starting out. Let's just just even starting out with the
Speaker 1: teaser of the episode. Brian's mom oga, if he's happy,
Speaker 1: I am happy. If not, I will kill you. Okay.
Speaker 1: That was the greatest not since Joe. Joe's mom was
Speaker 1: she has a prancess. She needs to be treated like
Speaker 1: a like like that was just like I was chomping
Speaker 1: and I could not wait to get to my Ami. Woman.
Speaker 1: Was she's life anything, anything, happens to you take my brand. Okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. So we're starting out in Baltimore. Eric Eric, Okay, Paget,
Speaker 1: he's her number one, it's my number two. He's all
Speaker 1: of your number one. Anna, Paget, and Katie all picked Eric.
Speaker 1: You might have a chance. I picked none of them.
Speaker 1: He was so cute. Eric has grown on me, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's great. He's wonderful. I don't think
Speaker 1: that he's going to be cut immediately, but he's one.
Speaker 1: He's one wonderful. But they're not on the same level.
Speaker 1: Who was stunned that he made the cop I was
Speaker 1: stunned he made the Yeah, she told Dean she loved
Speaker 1: him at the end. I mean that's the whole other bags. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get there, we get there, We'll get there, We'll
Speaker 1: get We'll get she said it still get talking about
Speaker 1: like Eric, I felt like he looked more handsome, Like
Speaker 1: he looked hot in front of her eyes opening up excitement.
Speaker 1: He's excited to see her. Yeah, I love my family.
Speaker 1: I wastually expecting because he really down soold like where
Speaker 1: he came. Well, they clearly went to the nice I
Speaker 1: think they went to like the Antise, who looks just
Speaker 1: like okay, so I thought his house is going to
Speaker 1: look more like Dean's was. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: His family was d great aunties. He had a tough mom.
Speaker 1: But we'll get okay. So they're they're they're out there
Speaker 1: out on the basketball court. Um. She loves to greet
Speaker 1: the guys and jump up and wrapperlate. That's a bachelor
Speaker 1: for it's a hometown move. It's always towns. Has anyone
Speaker 1: ever put a big compilation of them together from that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they all do. I though you're gonna says anyone
Speaker 1: ever had that? I've never had that happ My god,
Speaker 1: no one. No one will ever let me jump in
Speaker 1: their Google. Man, you'll see what I want to. Woman
Speaker 1: came running at me and try to jump on me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, we're done, it's over. I've got a
Speaker 1: bad back. Is to bring Alex the Russian to Little
Speaker 1: Compton and that I jump on him like a Reese's monkey,
Speaker 1: and I hang on to his man bon at the
Speaker 1: top like I get my talented. You could jump on people,
Speaker 1: You could jump I don't know. I should start to
Speaker 1: jump on you, Rob Is that weird? It would be
Speaker 1: my first would be my first get this isn't weird? Okay,
Speaker 1: so make sure your hamstrinks are straight. Wait, can I
Speaker 1: ask a question about what happened at the basketball court? Okay?
Speaker 1: So his best buddy shows up and he says, this
Speaker 1: is my A one. This is my A one. Everyone
Speaker 1: that five times, I thought he sa my eighth one.
Speaker 1: I googled my eighth one because I thought was that
Speaker 1: that was like lingo that I was missing, was like,
Speaker 1: what's my brother? He noticed? He also before that said
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real about worry. I'm about basketball. Where
Speaker 1: E bigg Bigger comes from? I had to keep rewinding.
Speaker 1: Did he say e Bigger? Did he call himself E Bigger?
Speaker 1: Like I think he called himself eat Bigger? Okay, because
Speaker 1: his lass name is Bigger, right, is it? I think?
Speaker 1: Is it? I don't know, Eric Bigger. I would answer
Speaker 1: a lot of questions about what you said. I thought
Speaker 1: it was. And then the big Oh my god, his
Speaker 1: last name is bigger. That's so he was saying in
Speaker 1: the third person, this is where bigger comes from. This
Speaker 1: is a marine because where our Benedict comes from. I
Speaker 1: like he's a good first letter on his friend Ralph
Speaker 1: my a one his friend. The classes, his friends showed up,
Speaker 1: he was so psyched to me, Rachel. So if we
Speaker 1: find out that Eric was a stellar student, he's a scholar,
Speaker 1: and the men and his family had been on the
Speaker 1: streets and his friends were selling drugs, and he always
Speaker 1: took care of everyone but himself. And he said, I
Speaker 1: don't need no one. I don't need no help. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, well, who's going to take care of you?
Speaker 1: But she wants to, but she wants to be taken
Speaker 1: care of. She doesn't want to take care of something
Speaker 1: if she's going to be Do you feel like he's
Speaker 1: looking for him on other Yeah, he just you know,
Speaker 1: here's the good thing of Eric. He's not gonna get picked. However,
Speaker 1: I think this journey, if I has been so good
Speaker 1: for him, he blossom is more confident. I think the
Speaker 1: two people that have benefit the most from the show
Speaker 1: are Dean and Eric. I agree with you. I think
Speaker 1: they hopefully. I haven't seen a season in a while
Speaker 1: where I've picked out people and been like, I think
Speaker 1: they're gonna be better for this. So Dean, I worry
Speaker 1: that I worry, and we can get to wait. But Eric,
Speaker 1: I do think Erica's blossomy. Both were a little immature
Speaker 1: and they needed some more life experience. Needs to date,
Speaker 1: he needs to date, he needs to follow. He kept
Speaker 1: it going back and back to like, oh, you never
Speaker 1: brought anybody home. It's like, well, if he came from
Speaker 1: a rough like like I think we didn't see where
Speaker 1: he really came from. It's like, and it seems like
Speaker 1: his mom was tough, like so, so why parenting was interesting?
Speaker 1: So we go to the auntie's house and there's lots
Speaker 1: of women and even in the do you know what,
Speaker 1: people are so excited TV. My hometown would have been
Speaker 1: like you know, they all would have been an evening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my mom would be like, you're not coming in here
Speaker 1: with a camera? What are you doing with your life? Aaron?
Speaker 1: My mom would have a fun sporty like polka dot
Speaker 1: Isaac Mr Rock blazer and that she gotta that would
Speaker 1: nip in at the waist, but have like a but
Speaker 1: it would have like a little but peplum, like a peplum,
Speaker 1: like you know, coming out of the ways of Russian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never heard the word pepl but didn't His aunt
Speaker 1: looked just like him, just like I feel like maybe
Speaker 1: there's a story. So then the aunt poll's Rachel aside,
Speaker 1: and she says, let's talk about the r a C
Speaker 1: E word. Let's talk about the race word. The first
Speaker 1: black bachelorette. There's two different groups. Who's who is she
Speaker 1: going to choose? And who should she choose? Love doesn't
Speaker 1: have a color. And that was the Aunt Vernon. I
Speaker 1: liked her a great discussion lady. She was awesome. Maybe
Speaker 1: like Eric Moore, I loved everything about this this hometown too.
Speaker 1: But I think at the end of the day, Uh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm speeding ahead. But okay, she isn't like sheld. She
Speaker 1: doesn't look at Eric the way she looks Miami. She
Speaker 1: cannot wait to get to fantasy. Stick it in. You
Speaker 1: don't have anything in common, she exactly. She cannot wait
Speaker 1: to bite. He sucks. He's always been there, always favorite. Sorry,
Speaker 1: he's always so. Then I'm watching and here comes his
Speaker 1: mom and I will say I watched this at home
Speaker 1: of my brother Aleric, who does not watch the show,
Speaker 1: and he goes, that's not a woman, that's a man
Speaker 1: in a wig. That terrible? Is that terrible to say?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. But then I felt that I
Speaker 1: felt bad because clearly he says our relationship wasn't easy,
Speaker 1: and she says, I wasn't extending love to you to
Speaker 1: make it you a man. If I if you'd had
Speaker 1: love from your mama, you wouldn't be ready, sort of
Speaker 1: like she was saying, you're welcome, Like you're welcome. I
Speaker 1: made you. Yes. It felt like this whole episode there
Speaker 1: was a lot of likely off poignant, like soul full
Speaker 1: family moments that we haven't seen. It's usually like this
Speaker 1: one's getting ship faced, the other one's like everything's fine.
Speaker 1: But this episode was like, yeah, some tough scene, but
Speaker 1: they also need to be working out their family family
Speaker 1: issues on camera very weird, which it made for like
Speaker 1: interesting real moments. These are things you want to see
Speaker 1: people work out before. I'm Dr Phil oh Ye Jan
Speaker 1: the right way. I'm Dr Phil Jena Marine, who is
Speaker 1: not like a therapy because she was like, this is
Speaker 1: a lot of therapy talk about like the whole episode,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, like she couldn't. It was just too
Speaker 1: much for her. I do think that Eric just needs
Speaker 1: to date because he needs he needs to. It's hard
Speaker 1: to recover. I always say it's hard to recover from
Speaker 1: a bad mom. I think you can get bad. She's
Speaker 1: not that she was bad, it's just I think, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I think a tough mom. I
Speaker 1: agree with you, bad dad, you can recover from bad moms.
Speaker 1: I hate, I hate to say bad. What I mean
Speaker 1: is like, maybe not the most successful cold shoulder. I
Speaker 1: feel like you toss a rock. You've got a weird dad.
Speaker 1: But like, like I think a cold mom or mom
Speaker 1: were somehow you didn't get the love you needed. I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I think you're yeah, because it's like
Speaker 1: you're it's like mama, Like it's like your number one
Speaker 1: primary Yeah, yeah, comfort, Yeah, And they're not a good
Speaker 1: match that. But on the other hand, and the spectrum
Speaker 1: is like Olga is on the other end of the
Speaker 1: thirty seven year old son who like can't get Oh
Speaker 1: my god. It actually gave me some compassion for him,
Speaker 1: but I'm still like, move away away from Miami, sir,
Speaker 1: far my favorite. Yeah, it's my favorite. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: the dad apologized to him and he said, I'm so
Speaker 1: proud for you, and he said to his dad, I
Speaker 1: want to do something different. You know. It's like you
Speaker 1: get the like there was just no opportunity they had
Speaker 1: no chance, and he said his dad when he's kind
Speaker 1: of like, you know, you weren't there because you were
Speaker 1: locked up, and I expect his dad almost to be like, no,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, son, I was there. He's like, yeah, yeah, true,
Speaker 1: that's true. I wasn't there for you. Usually when you're
Speaker 1: watching these episodes, like I'm laughing, it takes three hours
Speaker 1: to get through, like we're just like look at the
Speaker 1: ship show like it's just fun. But this I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was for sure, like I was crying.
Speaker 1: Most I was like, oh my god, oh God, like
Speaker 1: you know, except for Olga thing probably for minutes, harder
Speaker 1: to share those feelings. But here was an opportunity that
Speaker 1: presented itself that might wouldn't have come otherwise, where it's
Speaker 1: like yeah and maybe we don't know. Producers are like,
Speaker 1: how do you feel? You know? Yeah, yeah, like an
Speaker 1: opportunity for him to say things his son. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: go up to him and naturally said he's sorry I
Speaker 1: was locked up and I didn't take care of you.
Speaker 1: They said I love you. They both said I love
Speaker 1: you on camera and said said I'm gonna shut it down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, trying to shut it down. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: shut it. I was like, yes, go Eric, shut it down. Eric, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to shut it down. He's gonna shut it.
Speaker 1: That's hysterically, he's lock it down. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: is that yeah, I'm gonna shut her up that one,
Speaker 1: and I meant shut it down. And then the dad
Speaker 1: gave it a toast that I had to rewind like
Speaker 1: three times that I didn't understand it all. He gave
Speaker 1: a toast to open the doors that no man can
Speaker 1: shut and closing the doors that no man can open.
Speaker 1: I didn't what does that mean? What it means? There's
Speaker 1: they need to go to a locksmith. Something is just
Speaker 1: not right with the door of the one and then
Speaker 1: shut it down down you shut opening, shut it down,
Speaker 1: shut it down if you wait. Read that toast with
Speaker 1: the words vagina after everything, to open the vagina that
Speaker 1: no man can shut, and closing the vagina that no
Speaker 1: man can open. There we go. Now it makes sense
Speaker 1: makes sense. Closing the vagina that no man can open.
Speaker 1: I don't get totally messed up. What if you totally
Speaker 1: messed up the toes and watching it like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: that's not it's still opening the windows that can't be
Speaker 1: closed vagina, your vagina and the soul of the vagina
Speaker 1: that can never be Like the whole family laugh that
Speaker 1: old one. It's like that's our Christmas tone, that old Limerick.
Speaker 1: It's like George, like all of us told me three times.
Speaker 1: Am I still president? Katie? How are you doing today?
Speaker 1: My love? You love Eric? You love Eric? I do.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. He was like my number one pick.
Speaker 1: I liked it when he first came out, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I really hated how in secure he was, and
Speaker 1: I thought he wasn't gonna make Yeah, he was just
Speaker 1: so insecure. But now I fucking love him, you know again,
Speaker 1: As Tighter pointed out last week, he and Kenny both
Speaker 1: really got sucked in to Lee's horrible track. They both
Speaker 1: fell in like a master like clan wizard planted bait,
Speaker 1: and these poor two guys got sucked in by this
Speaker 1: awful like dark but Darth Vader. Now, I mean I
Speaker 1: understand as insecurities, like because he opened up more and
Speaker 1: he like talked a her in the sense and then
Speaker 1: you see that he's like really trying to grow with
Speaker 1: a herson. Yeah, but I really like him now, I think,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I don't know if he's going
Speaker 1: to it would be shocking but amazing. It would be
Speaker 1: shocking and amazing. He's very in touch with his feelings
Speaker 1: in a way that really surprised those young guys aren't
Speaker 1: like that. And it actually has settled down for a
Speaker 1: few weeks because now it's not just one week without
Speaker 1: an eruption like he because he was really he was
Speaker 1: freaking out on a weekly basis, and he really seems
Speaker 1: to have found a groove of like within himself, of
Speaker 1: like a poise that he was not there before. Probably
Speaker 1: he'll probably, I think he might make it the top two. Wow,
Speaker 1: I think she could because she could have him, and
Speaker 1: I don't see any connection between her and Peter. But
Speaker 1: I feel like the editors, but the editors do. I think,
Speaker 1: I feel like to take you on a different path
Speaker 1: because I was feeling Peter and then this week I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, Peter's God. But then I realized, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe Peter wins because because they have such because they
Speaker 1: did have they were charming on that husky sled with
Speaker 1: each other. They're real. He actually was like the most
Speaker 1: genuine guy. I'm like, yeah, I can't like if he's
Speaker 1: think of it. They've been on two days. He speaks
Speaker 1: like he should be speaking, but you know that's that's
Speaker 1: not correct show speak. It's funny when she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want a boyfriend at the end of it. Three dates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like's not totally acceptable. I have three days. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the only thing about and you know that's just part
Speaker 1: of the show. But because where she's like being outrageous, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want, I want, I want my I want my
Speaker 1: partner for life three days in front of a camera, Ana,
Speaker 1: who are you rooting for? Um? I'm rooting for um.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Peter? Yeah? Who we are all rooting for.
Speaker 1: I've been for Eric. I've been rooting for Peter the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, I have. I've come around on Peter though.
Speaker 1: Um okay. So then he says to her outside this phrase,
Speaker 1: I really love this girl. I care about your well being.
Speaker 1: It was so sweet. Eric said it to her, I
Speaker 1: really love this girl to her, I care about your
Speaker 1: well being. Eric a er er very well said Rob
Speaker 1: locked luck, locked down the chest. You don't know that.
Speaker 1: My insides just got crazy, and it said Miami. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it starts off with knockoff Miami vice music. They
Speaker 1: arrived in Miami and um and she says, Miami seems
Speaker 1: like Brian, it's hot, it's steamy, it's sexy, and sometimes
Speaker 1: it speaks to me in Spanish, such a good one,
Speaker 1: such a good one. So then he goes, I heard
Speaker 1: you like dominoes. He's never played or seen a Domino
Speaker 1: in his entire fucking I got. He took her to
Speaker 1: the Domino Parkish. Yeah. When he did the Spanish stuff,
Speaker 1: I was like, but full it wasn't Also, I feel
Speaker 1: like Spanish that we could have come up with. I
Speaker 1: thought he was one sentence away from like Dunde's to
Speaker 1: Elbar stuff. I really was like, this guy, does I
Speaker 1: love pharmacy A poor founder? Yeah? I literally was like
Speaker 1: a como CDC Domino and the rest of the sentence
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, mas tequila, poor far mos tequila.
Speaker 1: Was like, this guy doesn't know Spanish, Katy, Well, I
Speaker 1: speaks Finish and he was actually speaking it well when
Speaker 1: he was speaking it. But it was like three basic
Speaker 1: uhin is correctly, you are right about that. I was
Speaker 1: like watching us like I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to play domino. It was it was wrong. I
Speaker 1: played one as a kid at He's like, I'm a
Speaker 1: big Domino speak. They're playing that thing where you alann
Speaker 1: them all up and you hit one. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that the mouse trap, the mouse trap and
Speaker 1: you catch that one. I'll put that one up. I
Speaker 1: don't playing it wrong. I h up on a ramp
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna knock over the box. Stand it up.
Speaker 1: Then they go dance, Domino, stay go dancing, and then
Speaker 1: they hit at heads and then she goes, tell me
Speaker 1: about your tell me about your She's so fucking hot
Speaker 1: for him, and what did he say. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: obsessed with a smile that she loved it. All of
Speaker 1: his disgusting lines land like like like right over home place.
Speaker 1: She looks at him, just like, yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: have your penis and mavages. Yeah. Like she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: just creamy jeans, like I like, I want all your Domino.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of obsessed with making you smile like so,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry his face was looking crazy again to me. Yea,
Speaker 1: it was the first time I was face cheeks were
Speaker 1: looking crazy again. He looks a certain Yeah, so did
Speaker 1: you know that he was on a dating show on
Speaker 1: your piano thousand four, two thousand four, this third, and
Speaker 1: then years ago she different, they look different. They've been
Speaker 1: talking about their cheeks and I didn't really see it,
Speaker 1: but this week I was like, holy, because most people
Speaker 1: as you get o Katie's no, you can't see it
Speaker 1: because when you get older usually lose fat. You don't
Speaker 1: gain cheeks, lose cheeks. Like it's where where do they
Speaker 1: take it from? Olga's as I'm pretty sure everything my
Speaker 1: physical body. You shoot your cheeks, phone shine. She takes
Speaker 1: my fat from my things and put the second from
Speaker 1: take I can't that way, pizze at me. I will
Speaker 1: see you on your face everything anytime you look thinking
Speaker 1: with your mother right below, you can't do it. I
Speaker 1: kept watching her tongue going and I was okay. She goes,
Speaker 1: tell me about your parents. She goes with my dad's
Speaker 1: Joe opposite a track? Who does Joe look like an alien?
Speaker 1: Who does Joe look like? Isn't there a comic? Who
Speaker 1: else like a comb over? He looks like someone he's
Speaker 1: got a squirrel? Who does Joe? There's somebody that Joe,
Speaker 1: there's somebody he looks like. And then he goes, she's
Speaker 1: a fireball. She's a little ball of energy. I'm her
Speaker 1: only child. Before we get going, who the fun was that? Work?
Speaker 1: Was that his sister? Like if it was his sister,
Speaker 1: I would have been like, this is like he's a husband,
Speaker 1: he's an only child? Was that he said I'm her
Speaker 1: only child? Because I was like who? She was never introduced,
Speaker 1: he was never named, And okay, so that as we are.
Speaker 1: She was like, the most important thing is that I'm
Speaker 1: in the pole. Oh my god. So okay. So we
Speaker 1: meet Olga and she gives a very big sort of
Speaker 1: like JoJo's brothers did when they when they hugged Jojo.
Speaker 1: She gave a huge dog and her yellow blouse to everybody,
Speaker 1: and she goes, we meet old and here we go, guys,
Speaker 1: she's drinking too. She she goes, this, he is the
Speaker 1: most breathish. He's the most precious thing I have in
Speaker 1: my life. And then she toasted, and then she pounded
Speaker 1: out her drink pound and then took a second with
Speaker 1: her eyes shut, just to let it sink into her
Speaker 1: Another bit. I have to destroy and someone's trying to
Speaker 1: take my son from from limbs and put it in
Speaker 1: my own cheeks, my cheeks the girlfriend are reconstructed from
Speaker 1: ex girlgend in my byard. She goes, Brian, is my
Speaker 1: life here, my love here with my pride. Really we
Speaker 1: really have such a wonderful relationship that for me, a
Speaker 1: woman that separates me from him, that would be the worst.
Speaker 1: I mean. And then and then she says, I think
Speaker 1: I know, and he says to her, I think she's
Speaker 1: the one. I know she's the one. I know that
Speaker 1: this is so hard for you. And the look that
Speaker 1: she has, and she says, Tom, you have gone out
Speaker 1: with so many girls, and you go out, you go
Speaker 1: on the choe for love, you what you find love
Speaker 1: with the girl the choke I am in, Chuck. And
Speaker 1: then oh my excellent, so much a lot of the
Speaker 1: little little Cuba, but there's also a little bit of Russian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just an American with a speech. I would say, dash
Speaker 1: your Chinese. I think I heard a Chinese. You have
Speaker 1: gone on cho many girls and then choe for love
Speaker 1: with the girl that I'm in. Chuck. I wrote that
Speaker 1: down and yeah, that was that was she was so
Speaker 1: upset you. Immediately after that monologue, my sister looked at
Speaker 1: each other were like, that's why I was like Okay,
Speaker 1: that explains because you think he's sexy, but just get
Speaker 1: into a relationship with him, and where he looks to
Speaker 1: you to do everything, and his mom is like the
Speaker 1: third person in your literally he it actually made me
Speaker 1: go he doesn't stand a chance, and he is a
Speaker 1: mama's boy, so he's never gonna leave. Like so he's ad.
Speaker 1: It's nice of a guy, but he's such a player.
Speaker 1: Also at the end of the day. Yeah, here's here's
Speaker 1: the biggest takeaway, at least for me. He literally if
Speaker 1: Olga was like not having Rachel, he would have not
Speaker 1: had course not like at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: he cannot even He literally was like he would have
Speaker 1: not said I love you to Rachel if was like
Speaker 1: shut that down of course of course, And so like,
Speaker 1: how do you how are you possibly supposed to have
Speaker 1: a relationship Katie? You're nodding. What do you want to say, Katie? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's that's why we can we pay Katie the big box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what does it mean? Your head's going up and down
Speaker 1: like that? He says, I feel like it's destiny to
Speaker 1: her and the look in her eyes and she says
Speaker 1: to him and she knows she messes with the mother.
Speaker 1: It's no good. That's not being smart. Be because mother
Speaker 1: is a mother. We are blood, we are blood. Brian
Speaker 1: is very very close to me. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know, but he is very very close to us.
Speaker 1: Brian is my life. And then Rachel goes, huh, I
Speaker 1: like that, and she goes, I just vunt to advise you,
Speaker 1: so you are over Russia. And then Rachel's like a
Speaker 1: weary exits real quick worthy exits are the exit side,
Speaker 1: through the living room and out the bathroom. Just not really, No,
Speaker 1: I love that you have a close family. Can I
Speaker 1: get out through the bathroom window? Well, basically, she says
Speaker 1: I have a close family too, and she's sort of like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, no, no, no no no. When it
Speaker 1: is a mother of the son and the mother of
Speaker 1: the it is different. It is different. My part of
Speaker 1: my ass and lower leg is in's cheek now Russian Spanish,
Speaker 1: she's I can only do r She's happy. I'm happy
Speaker 1: as a Russian names Russian. Damn it. She was cute,
Speaker 1: but she was crazy her son. She's so in love
Speaker 1: with she's so fucking hot for Brian. When Brian goes
Speaker 1: to goes to kitchen to pick up breakfast and he's like,
Speaker 1: I want to take I said no, no, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't want to take. I give you milk from
Speaker 1: my bob. I know you're older. How do you say?
Speaker 1: Brian breasted? Almost God damn it like scary. I can
Speaker 1: mention them on the date and the og just pops up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean Rachel needs to run for
Speaker 1: the hills. Oh my god, like he is. She's gonna
Speaker 1: take him into the bedroom, into the sweet love sweet Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going to roll out from underneath the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wrap this up. She's going to make out with him
Speaker 1: like a praymanth this just like shut it down. He will,
Speaker 1: he will, He's and she's going she's going to She's
Speaker 1: gonna any scenario where she does not pick Brian. I
Speaker 1: don't know, she might pick They're editing it so we
Speaker 1: think Peter's out. She picks Brian. It is true. It
Speaker 1: is true that they edit it to think that someone's
Speaker 1: a front runner. And then the other person went and
Speaker 1: then she went to so she went to mass to
Speaker 1: prey in the morning and she says, maybe she is
Speaker 1: the one, and I can be at Pete because he's
Speaker 1: going to have someone to take care of him. He
Speaker 1: is the love of my life. That was her closing. Stay,
Speaker 1: husband's over there in the coma's literally in a coma.
Speaker 1: He's not my wife's attention and already seven years. Also,
Speaker 1: she told me to put this new face on my
Speaker 1: own face. Oh my god, so I got two faces?
Speaker 1: Does he look like someone from like? He looks like
Speaker 1: he looked. I can't figure. I'm gonna figure it out
Speaker 1: in my sleep and scream it out. I feel like
Speaker 1: like like he he will have someone to take care
Speaker 1: of him, Like you know, he'll fuck you great for
Speaker 1: like two years and then he's going to move on
Speaker 1: and funk somebody else. But he's gonna want you to
Speaker 1: cook and clean, like someone to teach. I don't want
Speaker 1: to marry someone. And he's never only Miami, No god, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: She wants to be in Dallas or anywhere near Dallas.
Speaker 1: It's never gonna happen. How far aways? What does he
Speaker 1: do for chiropractic physician? Because Oga had a bead bag?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, she's like cracking me. No cracking
Speaker 1: My place and my hips have not been in line
Speaker 1: since I birthed. You go back to school and do
Speaker 1: something with my hips. Now, luckily you came out with tiny,
Speaker 1: tiny cheeks and we add that after that did not
Speaker 1: ring me up. Oh my god. So what would you
Speaker 1: rate this hometown? Um? Terrifying? TV quality eight plus, quality
Speaker 1: TV ten, TV TV ten, Real Life, TV eleven, Real
Speaker 1: Life c MIN like Real Life F plus. I don't
Speaker 1: almost rather have any of the other ones than that one.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have their namies. I don't know Swammy, Swami Tsunami.
Speaker 1: It was a Swami tsunamist tsunamis Dan. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Do Is there anything else you want to say about
Speaker 1: about I think, Oh my god, oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: the best, really good. Oh my god, that's really good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go in the Halloween. That's guy's good
Speaker 1: at Oh that's such a good, really exciting. It's even
Speaker 1: better than your Nick than your Nick impression impression. You
Speaker 1: want to hear the Nick impression. I got to dial
Speaker 1: it up, mumbling and smiling. It's like weird, he said,
Speaker 1: how kind of good I think about it. I'm a
Speaker 1: great friend. Here we are in Aspen Purty Dean. I
Speaker 1: love Dean so much. Here's what I want to say.
Speaker 1: This is what I want to say to anybody out
Speaker 1: there that is wants to give advice to other people.
Speaker 1: Rachel gets in there and she goes basically, so oh no,
Speaker 1: repeated her. Accurate. You know, we're at Peter. We're in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Peter's walls are up. You don't they were up. They
Speaker 1: were up, and it wasn't filling warm and fuzzy. No,
Speaker 1: gone further up. That's why I backed up a little
Speaker 1: bit from Peter. We all just really, is he ever
Speaker 1: warm and fuzzy? Peter, Yes, he was tackling her. I
Speaker 1: think that's the skin and navy in games. He was
Speaker 1: fun when they did the Viking things and that one
Speaker 1: where he had like he kissed her goodbye at the
Speaker 1: end of this hopping head and when into this whole
Speaker 1: day shut down, she like got in the car and
Speaker 1: sat down and then they kind of gave like a
Speaker 1: like a half cheese. Yeah, he was shut things had
Speaker 1: shut down for half. So they go they go to
Speaker 1: the farmer's market, They go to the restaurant. His black friends,
Speaker 1: his black friends black friends. Fully, my mom goes, oh,
Speaker 1: he's got friends of color, and it's like and I
Speaker 1: was like you know what she's like as much as
Speaker 1: I want to go, oh mom, it's like we were
Speaker 1: all thinking like that. He tried, but like so I
Speaker 1: guess he'd said to her eight out of his ten
Speaker 1: friends are black. So they made jokes about playing the
Speaker 1: black friend card, and um, but I wasn't that I
Speaker 1: would have done the same thing, like just you know,
Speaker 1: because Madison, Wisconsin is the whitest and I love Madison.
Speaker 1: Madison is the cutest, aggressive, wonderful places on Earth. I
Speaker 1: liked his friend a lot of Acan Americans, but not
Speaker 1: a lot of African Americans, So I was like, I
Speaker 1: would totally be like, who do I know? I feel
Speaker 1: like his friends are. I feel like Peter is actually
Speaker 1: the most legitimately down to earth and he's not. He goes,
Speaker 1: if I'm not feeling it, I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: down on one knee and propose, which is a normal
Speaker 1: to they've been on two days, and then his friend says,
Speaker 1: don't be afraid of the future, don't suck it up.
Speaker 1: That's what his friend said to him quality advice. Um,
Speaker 1: I just I like Peter. I like Peter together. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't know about
Speaker 1: them together either. That's what I like him too. I
Speaker 1: think he seems like a nice guy, honest to god.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't pick any of these people. I don't think
Speaker 1: any of them are great matches for her. I feel
Speaker 1: like the editors though, I feel like the editors that
Speaker 1: took us down a level on Peter. I feel it
Speaker 1: makes me think it's going to be Peter, because I
Speaker 1: feel like they really down shifted Peter. For they went
Speaker 1: to his mom's house and they saw that giant couch
Speaker 1: with the cup holders the double bark at Langer or
Speaker 1: the cup holder. Okay, did anybody pose it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: pause because Megan, my twin, who literally like literally she
Speaker 1: just goes, can you pose it? She goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want that. I want that couch. She was obsessed.
Speaker 1: It looks just like, oh my god, you have you
Speaker 1: you both have your own space. She spent ten minutes
Speaker 1: describing the couch. I was crying. It really felt like
Speaker 1: that was the opposite. I was like, never, but I
Speaker 1: also thought, that's like the greatest football watching. Where was that? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're at the mom's house and they have so
Speaker 1: we've got Gary, Gary and Lynn and um nice family.
Speaker 1: You can see what your brother said. Okay, my brother
Speaker 1: goes a tramp stamp on her back. My my brother,
Speaker 1: my brother goes, oh that's pat. You know what. Even
Speaker 1: last week we said, you go like you in Madison, Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: you're you know they're coming. Her friend's probably a hairdresser
Speaker 1: and she's like, make me look fun. Let's get TV hair.
Speaker 1: Let's get that hair. That hair needed to be uh
Speaker 1: cake guys like cake guylin. That's how mom spice it up.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure, yeah, Midway, that's why it's hard. It's
Speaker 1: like lesbo or Midwest Mom. Yeah, we had this game forever.
Speaker 1: It's it was full John and Kate. Johnny Klas was
Speaker 1: full on happening. He was very cute with his knees,
Speaker 1: so he was really cute and you could see her
Speaker 1: ovaries clicking. Oh yeah, I will blow you now, I
Speaker 1: will blow you in front of pet benatark. It's my
Speaker 1: destiny to blow someone in front. And he knew it too,
Speaker 1: he knew he was a battlefield taker pants. They also
Speaker 1: spending him with the ship I'm blowing you on a
Speaker 1: bark Okay. I feel like they also didn't spend as
Speaker 1: much time on Peter's hometown. Well, they had to get
Speaker 1: to Amy. He said, I'm committed to you. The sister
Speaker 1: goes or the wife of the brother goes. I think
Speaker 1: he can get there. And his mom was like, I
Speaker 1: don't see it happening, which I was like, thanks Pat,
Speaker 1: thanks miss Benchara ahead called her. It was like talk
Speaker 1: him down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: just rational, Like I thought it was all like it was.
Speaker 1: It was really to almost to real life. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: Almo that he is speaking with his head and he's
Speaker 1: not in like he's not in a chemical frenzy of
Speaker 1: pre fantasy suite bone zone. He should be in a
Speaker 1: pheromone frenzy right now, just ready to say whatever he
Speaker 1: needs to do to go get it on in a
Speaker 1: your in lab. But that's why I think, that's why
Speaker 1: we all like him. Was acting like a rational so
Speaker 1: fucking handsome too. I used to be a model, had
Speaker 1: used to be a model. Yeah, and to stop on Instagram.
Speaker 1: He also tied openly used to be a mom. He
Speaker 1: he was the one that went to Milan. It was
Speaker 1: his biggest Peter, but he did. Here's what's nice about Peter.
Speaker 1: He talked about he's a man who years ago talked
Speaker 1: openly about struggling with an eating disorder, a straight man,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to help people. That's why he went
Speaker 1: into training because he didn't know he had to lose
Speaker 1: weight as a model, and he didn't do in a
Speaker 1: healthy way. And he wanted to bring awareness and teach
Speaker 1: people how to be healthy and do things in a
Speaker 1: healthy He's a straight man. Talked about having an eating disorder.
Speaker 1: My mind, of all the cheese kurds they could have
Speaker 1: eaten Madison, Wisconsin, that was the only swing in and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not see that guy. What's the cheese curt
Speaker 1: Cheese is the greatest? Madison, Wisconsin has the best cheese
Speaker 1: curds I've ever had my entire life. Do you can
Speaker 1: find or they could be squeaking little They're like a
Speaker 1: little long nugget of amazing cheese. That's what they're known
Speaker 1: for there. They I'm so sort of like it's sort
Speaker 1: of like a mozzarealistic but better cheese. And it's like
Speaker 1: a thicker, more dense, amazing experience. I love cheese. To
Speaker 1: a show up there, Yes, go to comedy club on stage.
Speaker 1: There's a place called Old Fashioned. Yeah, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if you ever it's got the best cheese curds
Speaker 1: on the planet. Okay, I love it. You know what else?
Speaker 1: I like Philly cheese, steak love Philip, they can't it.
Speaker 1: You know what else? I like tacos and burritos. I
Speaker 1: love food. I like she heard and the rest I
Speaker 1: pictured the people at old the old fashioned, around the
Speaker 1: around the radio listening to our podcast. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: love it, um And then at the end he didn't
Speaker 1: say I love you, and they had that worst getting
Speaker 1: into the worst. Yeah, I know. And I love Peter,
Speaker 1: and I wanted because I felt like they'd been like flirty.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was always sort of like tackling
Speaker 1: her and other ones, and like he was handy when
Speaker 1: we grabbing her. He was like really handy with her
Speaker 1: in the past. And I felt like he was shut
Speaker 1: his machine was shutting down. It's weird, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know if there's something about like family friends says I
Speaker 1: active when I'm sure I do home or when I'm
Speaker 1: around my family, I'm sure we all do. Like maybe
Speaker 1: it shifts things a little bit, I know, So it's
Speaker 1: almost like you hold your breath the whole time, like
Speaker 1: you're there, like there's something about like like yeah. So
Speaker 1: it's also it's becoming like very real, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So it's like what seven to ten days
Speaker 1: he has to get on one knee and he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can. And you're back home and
Speaker 1: you've been in this like Calabasas mansion. More people into this,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and they're your family is
Speaker 1: getting filmed and people like us assholes are gonna make
Speaker 1: fun of like you know, the Bachelor though, like before
Speaker 1: you come on, you gotta go okay, at the end
Speaker 1: of this, I gotta be ready to get married, Like
Speaker 1: that's how you win the game. The game weird. It's
Speaker 1: so weird. My father was like, so, how many people
Speaker 1: have been married? I'm like, uh, I think I think
Speaker 1: a three A couple of bachelorettes. I don't think any
Speaker 1: bachelor's I think a couple of bachelorettes the third minute, right,
Speaker 1: it's because he's men get famous and want all the
Speaker 1: pop math bring on the they famous, they get all
Speaker 1: the pus. Why would I why would I lock? Why
Speaker 1: would I locked my chest? Would I close that door?
Speaker 1: Why would I close that bay window? Is that the expression,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's close the bay window in Francisco, we
Speaker 1: met James T. I mean like they get late, they
Speaker 1: get that boy late, not yeah, they get the day
Speaker 1: they get Is that an expression? Is now it? Alright?
Speaker 1: So what is you know? What is? What is uh
Speaker 1: Peter's hometown? Oh? I give it a three right now number?
Speaker 1: I give it ever be minus B minus, I give
Speaker 1: it a D. Yeah. I feel like he was like
Speaker 1: he was and then yeah, like I felt like I
Speaker 1: wanted the the pdeous family, a wonderful family and easy family.
Speaker 1: There was no complications in the family. I mean, and
Speaker 1: he is the son of Petitar. It was was the
Speaker 1: most excited I know. We all were like what then
Speaker 1: It was almost like when they went to Robbie tom
Speaker 1: Town and I was like, what is that tumbler mug
Speaker 1: that they're choking out of the rook? They saved the
Speaker 1: best for last. Oh my god, he having in. I'm
Speaker 1: getting excited. And Aspen and they go on a TV.
Speaker 1: They do a four runner, they do the a TV whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go around and I thought this was going well. Yes,
Speaker 1: and she says Dean and I are very much the
Speaker 1: same and that we both don't express our feelings. Um,
Speaker 1: but she was saying that like a good thing, like
Speaker 1: we're both fun and we don't express her it's like
Speaker 1: and don't communicate. And my brother was really, it feels
Speaker 1: like all you do is express your He really doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get a word out of here. I
Speaker 1: feel so bad form So here's what I was about
Speaker 1: to say. Anybody out there that goes that wants to
Speaker 1: meddle when he says I haven't talked to them for
Speaker 1: two years, and she goes, why not, Well, like why
Speaker 1: haven't you? Why haven't you? Well if you told him
Speaker 1: like he was right in not talking to his dad
Speaker 1: for two like don't get involved and getting to give
Speaker 1: advice on family situations that are not your family, like
Speaker 1: when people go you should do that, it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is terrible advice. He was right. She encouraged him
Speaker 1: and it was well he should have never ever done
Speaker 1: that on camera. No your dad in two years? Have
Speaker 1: her go meet your friends? Yeah exactly. I think they probably.
Speaker 1: I bet the producers saw that turban and we're like,
Speaker 1: we can't wait to get on my I wish had
Speaker 1: been strong enough to be like, you know what this
Speaker 1: isn't or just get the sister and brother don't enter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like watching we should not be allowed. He
Speaker 1: was first of what a sweet like I give Dean
Speaker 1: on scale one to ten fifteen. I loved Dean. I
Speaker 1: loved Dean. He just needs set but I see like
Speaker 1: both him and his dead Yeah, yeah, but they just
Speaker 1: need a lot of therapy and not on camera on
Speaker 1: Monday at eight o'clock. So she goes, tell me about
Speaker 1: your dad. He goes, well, he's a seek. You're gonna
Speaker 1: He goes by up and which means divinely beautiful. It's
Speaker 1: a self given name. And uh, such a dig, such
Speaker 1: a dig. And then the wife has suntar to santantar,
Speaker 1: which means get on the horse with man face and
Speaker 1: the horse body. That's my favorite candy, Santar suntartar. The're
Speaker 1: sour and sweet at the same time. And then and
Speaker 1: then he's walking up and he goes, I'm terrified, this
Speaker 1: is going to be awful. He knew they're looking at
Speaker 1: the outside of that house. That poor kid going to
Speaker 1: that house, that poor shiite room. It's just like and
Speaker 1: they're on the floor. They're on the floor. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a yoga class. But it starts with the
Speaker 1: this is why are we sitting on the floor, like
Speaker 1: we don't have furniture? Gross? She was barely getting that
Speaker 1: down bean. And then and then he goes, I'm suppressing
Speaker 1: everything that I'm trying to feel. It's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how you get through it. Like good, keep pushing it down, down,
Speaker 1: down down. There's nothing wrong with pushing things. Anybody here
Speaker 1: like to travel, Keep it light, keep it light. Monkeys
Speaker 1: are delicious, great to see you, Yeah, good night. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Starts you talk about Norway whatever, and how many people
Speaker 1: were at Donald Trump Junior's meeting to keep it light?
Speaker 1: Like twelve fifteen people. Now, because at first the dad
Speaker 1: was like, you know, welcome, you know, trying to be
Speaker 1: handed at the feathers feather surprised for you that he
Speaker 1: like got so like the dead mom actually fu this
Speaker 1: man up? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. He loved
Speaker 1: her situation. He even says, what did you expect me
Speaker 1: to do? She did everything how to raise kids and
Speaker 1: how to make food, I know, how to go to work.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine seeing your dad who's like Joe businessman,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And now it's sway I
Speaker 1: was imagining, like minus the beard, minus the turban, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: probably just like but he's like he's hurt. They're both hurt.
Speaker 1: This Yokalini yoga stuff is definitely his way of dealing.
Speaker 1: You can tell it's not it's not it's not working
Speaker 1: because he's like, I'm going to start with a gong
Speaker 1: love and life. Then right, you don't get he goes
Speaker 1: outside and spits. Yeah, well that not exactly what literally
Speaker 1: chakras clothes bitch. And when he saw the camera when
Speaker 1: Rachel tried to talk to him, he saw the camera.
Speaker 1: It was right though. He was you know, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't because I think I can't I as a parent.
Speaker 1: I mean he did plenty of stuff that he should
Speaker 1: have done as a parent. Who wants your kid to
Speaker 1: come in with a camera crass like you were terrible?
Speaker 1: And when you do more, girl like I wish you
Speaker 1: peace and light with my sid come back. Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm happy you got what you want? What's that? He's like,
Speaker 1: time to say, you're on TV, like hanging out with
Speaker 1: a beautiful woman. Like hanging out with a beautiful woman
Speaker 1: a k A. You're on TV and then actually like
Speaker 1: the ship has hit the fan. And then Dean like
Speaker 1: just lays down on I'm like making out, making up,
Speaker 1: and he touched the window like a creeping like I
Speaker 1: can't go exightly house, there's only one room. It was
Speaker 1: like when Chad came back with a whistle. He was
Speaker 1: at the window like he's like, there's only two rooms.
Speaker 1: I went to the outhouse. Now I got to get
Speaker 1: back to the living back get they probably all it's
Speaker 1: coming from inside the house. They're probably laying about for
Speaker 1: for two hours. It's freezing out. His sister. The sister
Speaker 1: is like, he's so much stronger than me. He hated
Speaker 1: his left I mean, poor Dean was left alone in
Speaker 1: the house from fifty Yeah, and also left alone in
Speaker 1: the house us that and everyone. But the thing I
Speaker 1: worry about for Dean. I know, you know people had
Speaker 1: things happen with their parents, but you could just see
Speaker 1: the rage. And I want to be like, let it go, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that dad's not gonna ever give him now what
Speaker 1: he needs, never closure, So you got to just deal
Speaker 1: with I know, which I thought he was trying and
Speaker 1: not and avoiding him and Rachel going no, you should
Speaker 1: go confront him. It's like, no, I'm sure that I
Speaker 1: just want to hug him. I wanted to meet someone.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to therapy. And they're one of
Speaker 1: those families that just something tragic happened in the life
Speaker 1: and they are not to talk about it. And he's
Speaker 1: like self made from fifteen on. He just like he
Speaker 1: had to be everything he was. He was both parents,
Speaker 1: all of his siblings like the I mean, Katie had
Speaker 1: an interesting thought about it about the about that. She
Speaker 1: said she was furious at the end of the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was mad that they made him do it. It
Speaker 1: was so clear he didn't want to do this. Clearly
Speaker 1: they made him. They could have gone to his hometown
Speaker 1: and he could have seen, like he could have introduced
Speaker 1: to his friends, yeah, and been like just a simple yeah,
Speaker 1: these are the people I know parents. It was awful.
Speaker 1: It was just and it's also total it's still exploiting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was totally exploitation and it was amazing every TV plus.
Speaker 1: But Katie, what's interesting is though we never have seen
Speaker 1: a home date like that, like the different than anything.
Speaker 1: Those were crazy and they were more real. They were
Speaker 1: more real, which was interesting, But it was also like,
Speaker 1: like I felt bad for him because it's also like
Speaker 1: because he not only was his dead a dick to him,
Speaker 1: and there's so much wound, like his dad's unusual, you know,
Speaker 1: but it's still his dad. So like like they're gonna
Speaker 1: be making fun of your dad and the like and
Speaker 1: because of you, because if you bringing a camera crew
Speaker 1: in and everyone's going to be making fun of your dad,
Speaker 1: but it still is only living parents. Like it's like
Speaker 1: his dad was trying, you know, he tried. He tried.
Speaker 1: You just felt for the whole family, you felt for
Speaker 1: Dean and then said and he says, I'm falling in
Speaker 1: love with you. She says, did you hear did you
Speaker 1: hear that? Yes, she said I didn't want she said it.
Speaker 1: She said it, Oh my god, I mean, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're miss She did ad age, she did a bed age.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm falling in love with you too. She
Speaker 1: said it. And then but they didn't put the whisper.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they put something I didn't hear it. And then
Speaker 1: when he said it, he didn't say it. She said it.
Speaker 1: She said it after he said it. She did, she did,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and he brings it up and he's not wrong.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, because you think if someone's telling you
Speaker 1: they're finn love with you too, that you're really going somewhere.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't expect to be the one that
Speaker 1: side note here was the worst part of the whole day.
Speaker 1: When his dad says to him, and I want to
Speaker 1: hear you say, I must have been a pretty great Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, that was pushing the ultimate button. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't just go oh my god like you did not.
Speaker 1: I you're talking from a different chakra you I must
Speaker 1: have been a pretty great that's like the old businessman talking. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Also he's like new wife. She said, like one
Speaker 1: thing like my wife was almost made impression I've ever been,
Speaker 1: besides my current word, the most amazing woman. And she's like,
Speaker 1: can I speak now? She's just like some tartars, like
Speaker 1: can I get everyone's dishes? I grew the mong beans
Speaker 1: by hand. It was our last meal for the next
Speaker 1: six months. Enjoy Either one of us has worked in
Speaker 1: the last fifteen years. We can't float around the living
Speaker 1: room though, with our legass living on mon beans on
Speaker 1: the living The brothers didn't say one word and work
Speaker 1: and where did they go? Because I doubt they wanted
Speaker 1: to be there. Nobody wanted to be there. After the
Speaker 1: gong ceremony, Oh yeah, where did they go? They're floating
Speaker 1: on top of this, just like, can you get out
Speaker 1: of here so we can have a confrontation Jan And
Speaker 1: they're like, there's not enough room for you and the car. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're running out of pillows inside dead And then he said,
Speaker 1: I know that I'm falling in love with you, and
Speaker 1: she says, I'm falling in love with you too, and
Speaker 1: which I think is still true. I think she said
Speaker 1: at one like the last episode, she says, I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with these men. She said to she said
Speaker 1: over the voice over to Chris Harrison, I'm absolutely falling
Speaker 1: in love with all of them. That's a. That's a.
Speaker 1: I feel like she was in the moment and felt sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which ended up, you know, hurting him worse. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: she she so. Then she's talking, we're getting ready to
Speaker 1: go to the final Roses. She's worried that Eric has
Speaker 1: never been in love and her but I was so
Speaker 1: distracted by her eye makeup. Go her makeup was crazy.
Speaker 1: What's a little aggressive play beautiful? These hometown dates like,
Speaker 1: which is actually beautiful freaking makeup. Was like, yeah, wait, Rob,
Speaker 1: you saw her at Hamilton's. Yes, Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 1: I saw it. Went in like I sold my car
Speaker 1: and bought tickets to see Hamilton's. It's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. And so we were
Speaker 1: sort of like up um up here, and you could
Speaker 1: look down and see her clear as day. She's like
Speaker 1: like row four, and she was being mobbed and like
Speaker 1: like so many people coming up to her taking pictures,
Speaker 1: like in the worst way to like people when they
Speaker 1: take pictures, and then like they take a picture, like
Speaker 1: oh no, it was the right angle, Let's do it again,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean they just kept taking the intermission.
Speaker 1: I said, almost had half time, an intermission, more pictures. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was trying to get a
Speaker 1: picture with my god. Man, she's bombarded, but she was
Speaker 1: so gracious with everybody. So beautiful, I think, thank you
Speaker 1: and beautiful. Yeah, she's with some friend who is pregnant.
Speaker 1: That's all I get it. In college, Tippergore came to
Speaker 1: my college. I literally took five pictures with her and episode.
Speaker 1: At one point she just goes, that's good. Your example
Speaker 1: was Tagore is amazing. Like in one setting, I kept
Speaker 1: going back fortune again, it's me again, I'm gonna can
Speaker 1: we get another picture like four or five? Chippergore, Hey,
Speaker 1: I think down, shut down. My tip so polite. And
Speaker 1: then it was just like Tapercore is also my favorite candy.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you tip a Tippergore into a vata cheese,
Speaker 1: My god, because my god, stand up Rachel. But no,
Speaker 1: but live. She did not have the eyelashes she is
Speaker 1: on the show. Okay, so the greed and I would
Speaker 1: have been able to reach out and pick her up
Speaker 1: from her yea her last right before weeks so I
Speaker 1: watched it on my direct TV. I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't do like Hulu or whatever. And right before
Speaker 1: the Rose ceremony they had a Bachelor in Paradise ad
Speaker 1: that was basically it was like they were playing up
Speaker 1: Everybody going like, oh no, it's almost Ober my favorite.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah because of rape allegations, Like they're playing
Speaker 1: up the like what it was almost canceled, like yeah
Speaker 1: because it's like white girl lied about a black guy
Speaker 1: raping her, like and it was the worst of the world.
Speaker 1: Like because you basically drug and gave it too much alcohol.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was like it was like every
Speaker 1: aspect of it was as bad as it get. And
Speaker 1: then to see that ad where they were so psyched
Speaker 1: about the controversy, I like, literally and I cannot wait
Speaker 1: till it's there. It starts the day after our live shot.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and I don't want to say anything, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna have some of the fucking cast members. They're
Speaker 1: we have the best cast membersh my god. If you
Speaker 1: and you can buy a single day ticket for the outside,
Speaker 1: like you can get just Sunday if you want to come,
Speaker 1: and you can go to all the shows that are
Speaker 1: that day, we have the best lineup. Assume. No, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what. Trying to wrangle these fucking Bachelor
Speaker 1: contestants is like trying to give kitten to bath like
Speaker 1: they are trying to get them to be like confirmed,
Speaker 1: like so you're confirmed, like you're because they also have
Speaker 1: to plan their own like travel, like their own hotel,
Speaker 1: like that's the way it works, and it's like trying
Speaker 1: to organize and actually get them to Stanford. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's funny. It's so funny. Our friend Bruce
Speaker 1: who was on the Yah. Yeah, they do these all
Speaker 1: star shows with people they come back and he says,
Speaker 1: it's the same things, just organizing wrangling them. I mean
Speaker 1: that was the same with Nashville. Like eventually they all
Speaker 1: showed up except for Luke who canceled day such a dude,
Speaker 1: such a douche, But like everybody else showed up. But
Speaker 1: it is it's like ringing because you also don't want
Speaker 1: to seem like like shut up mom, Like okay, the
Speaker 1: deadline is up for the hotel block is here, Like
Speaker 1: are you like you don't want to be their nag,
Speaker 1: but anyway, okay, so um, so then we're back. We're
Speaker 1: at the we're at the final row ceremony. Um. First Rose,
Speaker 1: she gives two is, Oh God, we knew he was.
Speaker 1: He was no surprise. Brian was no surprise, and he
Speaker 1: was like every time, like you said my Rose every time.
Speaker 1: And then um, and then she picks who was shocked
Speaker 1: Number two? Eric? Eric, I shoed, I was not. I
Speaker 1: knew that was did well. I thought she'd go with Eric,
Speaker 1: but I thought he'd be like Peter, and then I
Speaker 1: thought it was Dean and Eric. I'm a casting perspective.
Speaker 1: I knew that Eric was next, that she had to
Speaker 1: pick one of the white guys. Fortune is now wearing
Speaker 1: a hat that's his producer. I've got I've been on
Speaker 1: the last coming standing. I know how this casting stuff works,
Speaker 1: said she cast to pick one of the like us.
Speaker 1: I mean even though Kenny, I mean Brian is technically white,
Speaker 1: he's still Latino, Okay, yeah, whatever, he's white. He's white.
Speaker 1: He's white. Um. And then his cheeks are super alleged.
Speaker 1: So then she cut cute Dean in his suit and
Speaker 1: his bow tie, and he says, I told you that
Speaker 1: I was falling with love with you, and you said
Speaker 1: it too. I thought I found someone for me, and
Speaker 1: she's like yeah, and I meant it. And I got
Speaker 1: his point, like, why the funk are you cutting me?
Speaker 1: She was very defensive to Yeah, in a minute, like
Speaker 1: right away, I would just say things that I don't mean.
Speaker 1: I was in love with you, but I was also
Speaker 1: in love with seven. Yeah. She knew, yeah, she knew,
Speaker 1: she knew. She shouldn't have said it. I gasped because
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it at Swamy's house, so I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was like a shock to me. Yes,
Speaker 1: but the thing is in all fairness, like she probably
Speaker 1: is super crushed out on all these guys. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're in Switzerland, You're can't say it, You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to say it. She said it. She broke the rule,
Speaker 1: just like Ben aged did. She broke the rule and women.
Speaker 1: I don't know about for men, but I feel like
Speaker 1: been probably in his relationship with Lauren that probably came
Speaker 1: to haunt him. I think it did. I think it
Speaker 1: did it did? I think she never got Maybe men
Speaker 1: are better about that. I don't know, but I would
Speaker 1: be like remember at that time that, yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: like that because I loves a different thing than like
Speaker 1: making out. I do think that maybe the one thing
Speaker 1: that saves her with whoever she's with is that she
Speaker 1: caught him forth like you know what, he didn't make
Speaker 1: it to the fantasy suite. She didn't fuck him, she
Speaker 1: didn't fuck him. So um. So then we have the so,
Speaker 1: then we have the coming attractions. They're going to Spain
Speaker 1: so exciting, so exciting, And then they meet the family Peters.
Speaker 1: Things go badly with Brian. Brian, it looks like her
Speaker 1: sister's really grilling people and that as they should, and
Speaker 1: she says to Peter, one of us is gonna have
Speaker 1: to give. I think Peter's gonna Who do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna win? I think Peter's gonna win. I think
Speaker 1: Peter's gonna win too, I think or unless it's just Brian,
Speaker 1: I just think it's Brian. I mean, I hate to like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I hope it's not, but
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, Eric and her, she she thinks Eric has
Speaker 1: never been in love. That came up on that, you know.
Speaker 1: I think she thinks it's too immature, not immature, just
Speaker 1: maybe not ready needs more experience. Peter, how do you
Speaker 1: think Peter is a new bachelor who's the next? I
Speaker 1: think Peter could be. I also think Dean could be
Speaker 1: the new bachelor gonna be on Bachelor in Paradise. Then
Speaker 1: I would I would go with Peter. Then. I don't
Speaker 1: think if she picks Peter, Brian will be. No. I
Speaker 1: don't think he would Eric be. I don't think they'll
Speaker 1: go with too African Americans in a room frankly neither.
Speaker 1: So that makes me think that, Yeah, So you think
Speaker 1: do you think Brian wins, and Peter's a bachelor. I think,
Speaker 1: so Peter make a great bachelor. I just at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, I keep I think if Peter
Speaker 1: was like, All'm all in, I'm super in love with you,
Speaker 1: it would be a little unless he gets there. Unless
Speaker 1: he gets there. But just the way she looks at Brian, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fullbones on, it's full bones on. Lets see what
Speaker 1: happens with her family would happen? Yeah, yeah, see what
Speaker 1: happens with Oga and Spain. So then she goes Olga
Speaker 1: the tag is you skinny? Us? So skinny Brian, have
Speaker 1: you been losing? You're not eating? You're not eating ville
Speaker 1: And he said, I meaning a lot actually, and she said,
Speaker 1: I see you like skinny. And you had a haircut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't do a good job because I could notice
Speaker 1: it was different. And the dad's like, wasn't that supposed
Speaker 1: to be long? On the side that she goes to
Speaker 1: the one from here is good as long, and then
Speaker 1: she he says as long as she likes it, I'm good,
Speaker 1: and she goes the mom. Yeah, the mom, as long
Speaker 1: as I like it, I like it, Like it's like,
Speaker 1: let me love you. Rachel I will cut you up
Speaker 1: into pieces and put you in my cheeks. Overall, what
Speaker 1: do you give this episode rating? That was a good episode.
Speaker 1: It was a great hometown one too hometown. Um, it's
Speaker 1: present time. I'm giving out presents. What do I get you? Oprah?
Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah? What am I angry? Little teapot
Speaker 1: t shirts? I love the green, Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: for everybody else that's here, Oh my god, our fan
Speaker 1: made us copper Pin has a little copper the dog.
Speaker 1: It has a blue glitter cast. God, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: And it's malls Paul's m A l Z p A
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is my little copper Okay, so
Speaker 1: thank you so much to the fan who did this.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Oh my god. It's got the pot right
Speaker 1: the pot? Will you accept this? Pup is? This is
Speaker 1: so creative and amazing. It's the best. I'm gonna hear
Speaker 1: my copper pin every day. We have some neat skills,
Speaker 1: right yeah, okay, I got I had no skill. Will
Speaker 1: you guys do the tweet of the week with me?
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Speaker 1: don't have that in front of me, but it's from
Speaker 1: Mall's pause. I think her name is Wait a minute,
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Speaker 1: hooking up immediately. It's so good. Okay, So, um, do
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Speaker 1: Before we get to our tweet of the week is
Speaker 1: probably closed out with we are doing our will you
Speaker 1: accept this Rose Podcast shelter Pet challenge this summer if
Speaker 1: you adopt a shelter pet, I will paint your portrait
Speaker 1: and put it on and I will mail it to you.
Speaker 1: And we're going to have very specific pets that if
Speaker 1: you adopt these specific pets that are our pets, we
Speaker 1: will sing to you, did you know that you're my hero? Katie?
Speaker 1: Will you read us the two pets that are the
Speaker 1: pets of the week for our shelter prison in New
Speaker 1: York City. These are a New York pet. So. The
Speaker 1: first one is a dog named Brady. He's a Fox
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Speaker 1: New York City. We have a cat named truffle. It's
Speaker 1: a black and white cat. Uh what a truffle? Is
Speaker 1: one loving kitty eager to join a quiet home. She's
Speaker 1: a mellow girl and she needs a little time to
Speaker 1: warm up, but then once she gets comfortable with you,
Speaker 1: she loves the pet and nuzzle. And she is deaf,
Speaker 1: but it says it doesn't slow her down old and
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Speaker 1: A in New York. Oh my god. And then can
Speaker 1: I plug my foster horse? Yes, you had the best foster.
Speaker 1: I was fostering a dog named Ringo. He's a pit
Speaker 1: bull American bulldog mix. He is such a sweetheart. He's
Speaker 1: just like the silliest dog I've ever met. If you
Speaker 1: go to my instagram Katie Underscore Money, Uh, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of pictures of him right now. I unfortunately we
Speaker 1: have to stop foster and just because our schedule got
Speaker 1: so busy. But he has that best friends in Mission
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Speaker 1: of people are afraid of pets and this dog is
Speaker 1: like as sweetest can be and he does give you
Speaker 1: kisses all day. Oh my god, if you, if you,
Speaker 1: we will do it. If you, guys adopt her shelter pet,
Speaker 1: we will let you come take get picked her with
Speaker 1: us in the booth while we did replace be a
Speaker 1: responsible dog owner and don't just adopt him. So I
Speaker 1: just yet here, but like you know, I just I
Speaker 1: want everyone who adopts animals to be responsible yeah owners,
Speaker 1: and to realize that it is a commitment. For Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true. I've got too. I have three crazy cats.
Speaker 1: I got to have my sister's cat. Yes, and at
Speaker 1: some point I will have a wife in a backyard
Speaker 1: and I will have a plethora. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: when you and Paget run away together and we run
Speaker 1: away together and I braid her hair toes so tightly
Speaker 1: she loses conscious. By the way, I was so jealous
Speaker 1: of your podcast last week. I was like when like like,
Speaker 1: I'm I was like the third one that didn't like
Speaker 1: two other guys were in the booth. We really had
Speaker 1: fun last week. But I understand you would have been
Speaker 1: a really fun everyone's in a while. We have a
Speaker 1: brochhow and you would have been a really great bro
Speaker 1: show edition sorry this you really you love to come
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Speaker 1: are such dip shits that it is a joy. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go tweet the week Anna filtered it out
Speaker 1: and this is just we want to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Seth Vat at baseball and one we I
Speaker 1: just want you to know Seth, we love you so
Speaker 1: much and we're glad you're back. And the reason we
Speaker 1: did all five free less because because you are kind
Speaker 1: of our favorite, and so I read them. He's so
Speaker 1: fucking funny and I read them terribly and then heighten
Speaker 1: her made jokes. So you know what, I'm gonna let Aaron.
Speaker 1: Will you do the reading of the tweets because I
Speaker 1: read so badly last week? And so you say who
Speaker 1: they are and what the tweets are and then we're
Speaker 1: going to vote. Yeah, scrolled out. Those are from Anna
Speaker 1: picked them all out, So who are they from? And
Speaker 1: you read them? Do a good reading? Is I ate
Speaker 1: ship last week? This is from Nasty Reagan. You can
Speaker 1: tell Rachel is ready for her hood date because she's
Speaker 1: only tucked in one side of her blouse. There's a
Speaker 1: hashtag at the end. Hashtag criss cross for life. Yeah. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: that that is? That is the one. That's a tweet
Speaker 1: John Moore at Real John Moore apparently quote I honor
Speaker 1: the situation is spiritually enlightened code for quote, I am
Speaker 1: sad and angry man with a goll um. This next
Speaker 1: tweet is from Rachel at Rio one zero one three.
Speaker 1: Who's the young woman who kept saying quote that was
Speaker 1: her demise? Are e Brian's ex not sister? He's an
Speaker 1: only child hired assassin? Yes, yes, uh yeah, the word
Speaker 1: demise was so uncalled for. Set that best Bone one. Uh.
Speaker 1: Loving this Miami, Florida montage featuring all the women Brian
Speaker 1: has slept withstown Bone Town visit to visit another seth
Speaker 1: Brian's visit is turning into an episode of La Rosa
Speaker 1: da Guadalupe. Mom always threaten's murder on the Spanish true.
Speaker 1: That's it. Okay, So I'm gonna nominate the Spanish soaps
Speaker 1: and then the gong will you read them the more
Speaker 1: baseb on one? Um? Uh, okay, we'll do his first okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: Brian's busit is turning into an episode of La Rosa.
Speaker 1: Mom always threatens murder on the Spanish soaps. That's number one,
Speaker 1: and the other one is uh sorry, it's scrolling up,
Speaker 1: scrolling up, John Moore, apparently I honored. The situation is
Speaker 1: spiritually enlightened code for I am a sad and angry
Speaker 1: man with a gong fortune errant. I'm going with gong,
Speaker 1: Katie gone, all right, we're going gong? Is you now?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you to John Moore at Real John Moore. Um,
Speaker 1: we will be back next fortune. Thank you all right,
Speaker 1: rob Um, We're we miss you. I hope we get
Speaker 1: you again. Next to it, yeah, oh my god, it'll
Speaker 1: be the fucking fantasy suite. And Anna, everybody listened to
Speaker 1: Anna's is it? When does it go up? When does
Speaker 1: it officially start? Monday? Ethnically ambiguous on feral audio? All
Speaker 1: right until then? By oh yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: all up and get to name. It feels so good.
Speaker 1: I just gotta wonder the question when you read this rule,
Speaker 1: this rule to your word, these rules into your word now,
Speaker 1: leaving notice to dot com w