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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did

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Speaker 1: you count in the trash can? I think it was eleven, guys,

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Speaker 1: fifty five hours energy? Come my god, I just hope

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey's heart doesn't exclude it's his fuel for his parody song.

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Speaker 1: Today's song of the week is in well today's podcast.

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Speaker 1: There it goes, let's start it now.

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Speaker 2: It's another typical start to the day here at the

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Speaker 2: radio station, it's brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, Brooks

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Speaker 2: showed up dressed in another oversized nineteen eighties comedy blazer.

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Speaker 2: Oh Zackett is already working on his seventh cup of

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Speaker 2: breakroom coffee. And of course Alexis got pulled over by

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Speaker 2: another cop on her way into work. And I only

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Speaker 2: know this because one of our listeners tweeted out a

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Speaker 2: photo of you trying to flirt with the officer in

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Speaker 2: between songs.

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Speaker 1: Come on, listeners, why are you gonna out me like that?

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Speaker 3: Before?

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Speaker 4: Kid?

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Speaker 2: I just have one question for you. Did it work?

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Speaker 1: I mean, obviously it s you were pulled over? There

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Speaker 1: was a masta pulled over by cops at our exit

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Speaker 1: this morning. And it wasn't you know you're being serious? Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh no, I didn't get pulled over.

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Speaker 2: She's lying. She's lying because she knows her insurance company

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Speaker 2: is listening.

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Speaker 5: It was a maza black you that way, I see,

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Speaker 5: But it was our exit. You were that late to work? Then, yes,

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Speaker 5: that is why I was late to work. Sure?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, so my bad, Jeff. Maybe she did not

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Speaker 2: get pulled over.

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Speaker 1: The local snitch Brooke, I got the snitch.

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Speaker 2: You should have seen Brook when she came into work.

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Speaker 2: She so happy.

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Speaker 1: I would have done that if I got pulled over. Excited.

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Speaker 1: I thought you for sure got a ticket because you

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Speaker 1: came in and didn't say anything.

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Speaker 2: Imagine like I met the hottest gossip. It's absolutely a

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Speaker 2: great start, but we have to bring it down ever

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Speaker 2: so slightly with the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: A chance we might get electrocuted by a dog shock collar.

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Speaker 1: So I have that friend that I'm disappointed she didn't

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Speaker 1: get over this morning for.

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Speaker 6: You.

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Speaker 2: Now give us more content to Alexis sad more laws.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get to the j't go ahead, pit pit cheerios.

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Speaker 3: My decadent date book tells me that it's Prince William's birthday. Now,

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Speaker 3: I've personally never had a British Royal birthday before, so

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Speaker 3: I looked online and try and figure out what they

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Speaker 3: do to celebrate. Okay, and I saw a talk of

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Speaker 3: sardine cakes and instead of happy birthday, they sing for

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Speaker 3: he's a jolly good old.

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Speaker 2: Bloke or do they don't?

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Speaker 3: That's right. Today we're gonna see if you can tell

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Speaker 3: which British Royal traditions and customs are real and which

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Speaker 3: are made up. And then across the pond edition.

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Speaker 7: Of plenty of twenty, each of you will be given

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Speaker 7: a strange royal British custom that could totally be true

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Speaker 7: or it's entirely made up, and you have to figure

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Speaker 7: out which one it is to stay in the game.

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Speaker 8: I love these ones because Jake is so smart and funny.

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Speaker 3: Like, say, you're not getting any extra points. Let's start

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Speaker 3: with the woman who tried to jump into Prince Harry's

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Speaker 3: d MS last weekend, but Marco blocker again. Account that's

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Speaker 3: alexis every account alexis in royal residences like Buckingham Palace.

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Speaker 3: To maintain decorum and privacy, as they say over there,

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Speaker 3: the royal family has designated restrooms for each person assigned

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Speaker 3: by rank. Is that true or did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: It's crazy that the King and Queen still have to

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Speaker 1: do their business.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just in general.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if you have to go and you have to

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Speaker 1: go all the way across the thing to find your

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Speaker 1: designated bathroom, like you would totally get caught in the

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Speaker 1: wrong bathroom.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like they're too busy to take time

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Speaker 5: to go find one single bathroom there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's fake.

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Speaker 3: Alexis said false.

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Speaker 2: That is, you know more about the royals than Megan

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Speaker 2: Markle does be married to Harry.

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Speaker 3: Let's go over to brook Brook each year for the holidays.

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Speaker 3: It's tradition for every member of the royal family to

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Speaker 3: be weighed on a scale before and then again after

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Speaker 3: Christmas dinner. Yes, is that real? Did I just make

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Speaker 3: that up?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so listen. I watched that Princess Diana movie. It

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Speaker 1: was so good with Kristin Stewart. It was so good,

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Speaker 1: and they did a lot of wayne They did a

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Speaker 1: lot of scale issues. Yeah, because Princess di had some

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Speaker 3: Brooke said, that's true. That is that is it's an

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Speaker 3: old royal tradition, because if they gained weight, it signals

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Speaker 3: they truly enjoyed themselves at the dinner table.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like fun.

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Speaker 1: Go watch that movie. It's not fun. It's really sad.

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Speaker 3: How's it end?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, okay, I'm assuming Jose. During her reign,

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Speaker 3: Queen Elizabeth the Second enforced a new rule officially banning

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Speaker 3: the Royal family from ever playing the board game Monopoly. Wait.

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Speaker 3: Why it literally.

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Speaker 1: Brought down the Royal family.

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Speaker 3: But wouldn't that.

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Speaker 8: Be teaching like this is how you conquer? Because okay,

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Speaker 8: I think it's real. They're weird enough. If they got scales,

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Speaker 8: they're not allowed to play Monopoly.

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Speaker 3: Jake Jose said, true, that is.

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 3: Queen Elizabeth I did that because whenever they played it together,

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Speaker 3: the family would get too competitive and vicious.

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Speaker 3: Really just a safety issue. We're over to, Jeffrey. Now,

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Speaker 3: were three for three?

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Speaker 4: Actually?

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Speaker 3: During official afternoon tea sessions, every Royal family member must

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Speaker 3: begin their conversations with a tongue twister. For example, before

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Speaker 3: discussing state matters, Prince William might say, six slippery snails

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Speaker 3: slid slowly seaward. This rule is designed to ensure that

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Speaker 3: serious discussions are always preceded by a moment of levity.

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Speaker 3: Is that real or did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I know it wasn't very funny to me,

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Speaker 2: but in Britain they find all sorts of things humorous

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Speaker 2: and hilarious, so maybe just to keep it light before

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Speaker 3: That's true, Jeffrey said, that's true.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 1: That he's ousted from the family.

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Speaker 3: We're back to Alexis. Alexis, the royal family has a

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Speaker 3: strict dress code policy where tiaras are only allowed to

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Speaker 3: be worn by ladies indoors and only after six pm.

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Speaker 3: What is that true or do we make that up?

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Speaker 8: Have we ever seen a princess with a.

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Speaker 1: It feels like my family's rule for drinking well drunk's family.

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Speaker 1: I think they want to show off.

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Speaker 3: Alexis said, false, it is. That's true. The only exception

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Speaker 3: is for the royal wedding. We're over to Brook, Now, Brook,

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Speaker 3: you get this wrong, jose wins today's edition. Brook in England,

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Speaker 3: the Royal monarch is the only person in the country

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Speaker 3: who legally does not need a driver's license to get

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Speaker 3: behind the wheel of a car. Oh my god, is

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Speaker 2: Do they even drive cars as royals?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's true.

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Speaker 3: Brook said true. That is, yes, it's true. According to

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Speaker 3: British law, because all licenses are issued in the King

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Speaker 3: and Queen's name, they legally don't need one themselves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. All the kings and queens I can

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Speaker 1: think of, should none have been driving?

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Speaker 3: I know, all right, Jose, We're up to you. This

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Speaker 3: is sudden death. You get this right, you win, you

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Speaker 3: get it wrong, and Brook will win. A long standing

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Speaker 3: policy in England says that no one in the royal

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Speaker 3: family is allowed to go to sleep until the King

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Speaker 3: and Queen retire to bed first. Is that true or

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Speaker 3: did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: You're tired to slip some niquill into the Queen's car,

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Speaker 2: get a fall asleep. I'm gonna say that this is fall.

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Speaker 3: Jose said false.

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Speaker 10: That is.

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Speaker 3: Brook has won today's edition up twenty and since.

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Speaker 2: Brook won, she's gonna choose who gets shocked while they

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Speaker 2: sing anti Hero by Taylor Swift. Who's it gonna be Brooke.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be you, Jeffrey, It's me.

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Speaker 6: I'm the problem, Brooke, It's me at any time, everybody out,

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Speaker 6: I think I.

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Speaker 1: Had to stop that.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're in the midst of wedding season, and if you're

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Speaker 2: a bride listening right now it's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning. You know how hard it is to organize

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Speaker 2: and prepare everything for that big day and then on

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Speaker 2: you bought five to six months ago. So you hear

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Speaker 2: a lot of stories about brides. You hear a lot

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Speaker 2: of stories about brides who are like purposely dieting, like

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Speaker 2: trying to make sure that they're locking it up before

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Speaker 2: the weddings.

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Speaker 1: Because of the dress. You just want to look your best.

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Speaker 1: You want to beat your fight and wait when you

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Speaker 1: get married and pay for all those pictures are But.

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Speaker 2: That's what I meant, like, you want to make sure

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Speaker 2: One bride's going viral on TikTok. Twenty two year old

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Speaker 2: Chloe Williams got over one point five million views because

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Speaker 2: she was mailing out her wedding invites and afterwards had

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Speaker 2: a shocking realization. In the video, it says, quote, I

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Speaker 2: just found out, I consumed over one thousand calories in

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Speaker 2: one sitting by licking envelopes. Oh my gosh, no way true,

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Speaker 2: because she went online and found that each envelope you

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Speaker 2: lick is consuming about fourteen calories.

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Speaker 1: What girl, you need to stop calorie counting obsess, you

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Speaker 1: have some issues sticks? Why are you that's a lot

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Speaker 1: of just one of those wet dabba.

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Speaker 2: Well, immediately all the comments came flooding in, like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, new fear unlocked. They need to disclose the

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Speaker 2: calorie count on those boxes of envelopes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good flavored.

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Speaker 2: One good news is Chloe actually made a miscalculation because

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Speaker 2: she was looking at the calorie count for the glue

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Speaker 2: on a British stamp I, which is about fourteen point

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Speaker 2: five calories, But the glue on US envelopes is much

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Speaker 2: much lower, at less than one calorie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she's fine, She's fine anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is a good reminder to be careful

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Speaker 2: what you lock for, especially as we go into Laser

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Speaker 2: This first Lazer story is out of Lakeland, Florida. A

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Speaker 2: but the suspect was gone by the time they got there.

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Speaker 2: old Joshua Garrett. It was turned out josh was already

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Speaker 8: That, But true American would take the millions and donate

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Speaker 2: All right, goodwill for the wind to die. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to your next laser story. Out of heat Wave headquarters.

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Speaker 2: That could be the next big travel trend though, if

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Speaker 2: say it is so central. Most of the secrets to

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm gonna live to be one and twenty

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Speaker 1: if that's the case, to say, some cheese at my

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Speaker 2: I say that because there's a new study out of

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Speaker 1: Oh many the secret. Wow, those that are lactose intolerant

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Speaker 2: Is that a stretch? I mean it is sure. Will

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Speaker 2: Americans use it as an excuse to order extra Mazza

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Speaker 4: Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Summer just started, and already the news headlines have been

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Speaker 4: Round.

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Speaker 2: I play a musical riff from a very famous song

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Speaker 2: not count. I don't care if you know all of

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Speaker 2: it came out, the studio that produced it. You need

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Speaker 2: to know the title. And today's category is in honor

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Speaker 2: of the record setting temperatures. I mean, it got one

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Speaker 8: Earth took Hot Girl way to see it like the

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Speaker 2: So these are all songs for a heat wave, and

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Speaker 2: again we tried to make it as easy as possible

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Speaker 2: going right to Alexis. Alexis named this famous high temperature song.

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Speaker 8: Here, yeah, yeah, okay, starting off with a bang.

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Speaker 2: Well done, Alexis. This is what Jeff does.

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Speaker 8: He's starting a song right now.

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Speaker 2: Confidence.

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Speaker 1: I just got it.

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Speaker 2: There's really not that many songs out there with hot

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Speaker 2: one right now, but Brook, please name this famous song

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Speaker 2: from your childhood shut, I hate you. Remember it's got

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Wait, I can't hear it.

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Speaker 3: He wave.

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Speaker 9: That's by Martha.

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Speaker 2: Reeves and the Vangelas from nineteen sixty three.

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Speaker 1: Is he waves?

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Speaker 2: Looking Brook pretending like she did have this on her

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Speaker 2: playlist back in the day. I didn't know that was

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Speaker 2: Named this classic song. Oh yes, this is why I'm hot.

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Speaker 3: This is what?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why I'm hot. Okay, three for three

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Speaker 2: to start off the first round. We're so good you Wow.

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Speaker 2: Our contestant has been very friendly with each other on this.

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Speaker 2: We're on the round two. Yeah, I guess, so we're

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Speaker 2: back to Alexis. Please listen closely.

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Speaker 5: Uh, this is a classics Why I don't know it?

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry, step up. What's the title?

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Speaker 6: The title?

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Speaker 2: Here comes the Hot Stepper? I'm sorry, not get the

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Speaker 1: The Here comes the Hot Stepper whatever.

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Speaker 2: You're just mad at yourself, I know, but here we go.

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Speaker 2: This is your chance to redeem yourself. Brook. You were

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Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be something from the twenties again.

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Speaker 2: Please name it. Just imagine yourself by the pool.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, you guys, I know this one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 2: I need a guess.

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Speaker 5: Here comes the hose?

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Speaker 2: Can you steal?

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You can't be a newer song.

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Speaker 5: But there's no lyrics on it or like singing.

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Speaker 2: I just need the title of the song. Hot song,

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Speaker 2: You're hot in your cold? Yes and no, that's hot

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Speaker 2: and cold. Well done, Alexis. But just so you know,

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Speaker 2: all of the songs have the words taken out of them,

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Speaker 2: not just that song. It wouldn't be a very fun

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Speaker 1: Literally saying hot.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know the game. So that's one for Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Alexis jumps into the lead hose. We're back to you.

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Speaker 2: Name this famous song that makes you want to sweat along? Brook?

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Speaker 2: Is this bringing back some flashbacks for you? Does sound

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Speaker 2: really old, but it is a classic. We need a title.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Alexis, can you steal I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know it hot son, Brook, I can't the title.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's also hot in here.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that would be the heat is on it is.

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Speaker 2: We're going to the third and final round, Alexis. Come on, Alexis,

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Speaker 2: don't tell me you haven't tossed your top off at

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Speaker 2: a wedding when this came on. That's right, I knew

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Speaker 2: it gave our listeners a good visual there. All right, Brook,

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Speaker 2: you got this next one named this sweltering classic hit.

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Speaker 3: Hot Blooded.

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Speaker 4: Wow, well done.

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Speaker 2: Foreigners hot Blooded. Brooke knew that one almost right away. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So Jose, I'm taking an l regardless today. This is

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Speaker 2: your well, this is your chance. I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 2: double points if you can get this last one. The

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Speaker 2: pressure's on and the thermostatus turned to high for this

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Speaker 1: To come through.

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Speaker 8: What's the official title?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get the title.

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, you think drop it like it's hot.

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

447
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 6: Jose comes back with two points, and we have a tithe.

448
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: Between Jose and Alexis right now. As a tiebreaker, we

449
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 2: will decide the winner by having a sing off. Oh,

450
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 2: you're gonna sing Nellie's hot in here. The best singer wins.

451
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: So on three two one, both of you go, it's

452
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 2: getting high in here, get it.

453
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: I want to take my clo.

454
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 3: We're giving it to you.

455
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 2: Are the liner ripping around heat Wave edition? In the

456
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: first ever lost was made today that was Ripping Around

457
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: heat Wave edition? Your phone tap is coming.

458
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 4: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

459
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: Today we call a father whose six year old son

460
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Speaker 2: is having a big birthday bash this weekend, and his

461
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 2: parents hired one of those animal entertainers to come by

462
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Speaker 2: with some toads and lizards with little educational show in town.

463
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 2: But there's been a change of plans because the wife

464
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: decided she wants to reach out to us and say,

465
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Speaker 2: Fred the frog guy is being replaced. You're gonna find

466
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 2: out with who in your brand new phone tap right now.

467
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Blue Hi, is this Matt Oh, my name's Clara. I'm

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00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: the assistant to Fred the frog guy.

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00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, hey, how you doing well?

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00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: Actually, we're supposed to say ribbit to each other, so

472
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: you go first. Oh is that all you got?

473
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: How about this ribbit?

474
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 3: What good?

475
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: Ribbt back at you?

476
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 12: So how can I help you today?

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00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: Well, I know your kid's birthday party is on Saturday,

478
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry to let you know that Fred

479
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,719
Speaker 1: won't be able to make it.

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00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 12: Oh no, wow, okay, what's uh? Yeah, what's going on?

481
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: He's got a gland issue apparently. I mean, he claims

482
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: it's not from touching tongues with a certain Amazon Milk frog,

483
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: but my god, we all think a little differently.

484
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: It's wow.

485
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Speaker 12: Is he in the hospital?

486
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: No, he's definitely on a trip, but not to the hospital.

487
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 12: Okay.

488
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,239
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you haven't heard of that,

489
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: like internet rumor that says you can suck the farts

490
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: out of those things. Then all of a sudden, everything

491
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: you see is pink.

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00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 12: What are you talking about? Is that a real thing?

493
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: Me and the crew haven't tried it, but we could

494
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Speaker 1: do it after the party if you like.

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00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 12: You know, no, no, no, thank you.

496
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: But little bonus at the end of the night.

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Speaker 12: No, no, that won't be necessary, and I don't think

498
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 12: there's going to be a party now if you're seeing

499
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 12: Fred's out, Oh.

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00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: No, I mean Fred's out, but the party's on.

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00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 10: H Okay.

502
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 12: Are you who's going to be covering for Fred?

503
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 4: Then?

504
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: Yours truly?

505
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 4: Really?

506
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 6: What?

507
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

508
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

509
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 12: So okay, so you're qualified to cover for Fred?

510
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 1: Then am I qualified? I have been waiting for this

511
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: moment for years? And I have some special surprises for

512
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: your kids party planned?

513
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 12: What surprises? What surprises?

514
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 10: Look?

515
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Speaker 12: I just want to make sure I have a party.

516
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 12: I don't want to add anything crazy into the mix.

517
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Speaker 1: Are you sitting down because this is exciting?

518
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 12: Yes? I am sitting down.

519
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

520
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: We just got a new snapping turtle shipped in from

521
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: that a Gascar, and we've been wanting one of those

522
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: for months.

523
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Speaker 9: A snapping turtle.

524
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 12: Yes, don't it doesn't sound like a smart item to

525
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 12: have around a bunch of kids with him.

526
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: No, we call them fingers because it's his favorite thing

527
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: to eat.

528
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 4: No, that's no.

529
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 12: See that doesn't sound safe at all.

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00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: Oh don't.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to worry about. We made him a little

532
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: muzzle out of dental floss and scotch tape. I'm pretty

533
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: sure it'll hold a.

534
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 12: Muzzled No, yeah, no, I'm sorry, this is not This

535
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 12: is not what we were asking.

536
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: Are you worried about the money because we are not

537
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: charging you extra.

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00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 12: It's not about the money. It's it's about whatever you

539
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 12: have planned here being safe for kids to be around.

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00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, yeah, no, not meant to be risky.

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Speaker 1: Safeties first, and that's why we created this tiny little

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00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: saddle for him, because the kids are gonna ride on

543
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Speaker 1: the back.

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00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 12: No, I need you to figure this out and get

545
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 12: on the same page with me this.

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00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: You're telling me your kid wouldn't want to ride a

547
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: turtle named Fingers.

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00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 12: I mean probably, yes, I don't know if I'm not

549
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 12: gonna find out either. Why do you like?

550
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: One thing you're not considering is parents and kids like

551
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: they are going to point to you with all five

552
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: digits because they're still gonna have them. They're gonna point

553
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: to you and they're gonna say that guy through the party.

554
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 3: Of the year.

555
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 12: Okay, I don't care about that at all.

556
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: What other animal entertainer is gonna have your little boy

557
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: in a bathtub of box jellyfish looking for his party price?

558
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 9: What box jellyfish?

559
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: No, listen. I don't think I told you I will

560
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: be equipped with two stun guns and what do you

561
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: high octane nitrous injectors.

562
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry.

563
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 12: This is way way more intense than what you had

564
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 12: listed on the website.

565
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: And yeah, it is not what we signed up for.

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Speaker 12: I thought we were talking about frogs, toads or whatever

567
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 12: boring things.

568
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about.

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Speaker 12: It's not boring, It's just meant to be, you know,

570
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 12: enjoyable and safe. I mean, I'm not taking these kids

571
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Speaker 12: to the Everglades.

572
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: I just always like to think, what would the guys

573
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: from Jackass do if they owned a mobile petting zoo

574
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: for reptiles?

575
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 9: They would be.

576
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 12: Soon and they would be out of business, just like

577
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 12: you're about to be. I'm like two seconds away from

578
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 12: calling the cops right now.

579
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: You don't need to call the cops. All you need

580
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: to do is call your wife, Robin. Okay, what she's

581
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.

582
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 2: You have to be.

583
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: This is actually Broke from the radio show Brick and

584
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

585
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 9: Oh come on, you're my robins.

586
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: You just want to say thank you, you know, for

587
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: all the help you've done organizing your kid's birthday party.

588
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 12: I gotta go.

589
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: I gotta go too, because I've already loaded about fifteen

590
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: Australian brown snakes into the truck, got an eighteen month

591
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: old twin birthday party down the street, got a lot

592
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: of them loose in their playpad. Okay, see which one survived.

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00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 12: That sounds great.

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00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 4: Wake Up every morning.

595
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Speaker 11: Was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and

596
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 11: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: I think people get a lot of credit for all

598
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: the good things that they do, but don't we also

599
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 2: deserve credit for the bad things that we didn't do. Jay,

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00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: I definitely think so, because one of our listeners went

601
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 2: on a beach date with a beautiful woman and you're

602
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: gonna hear the one thing he did not do.

603
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna applaud him for it.

604
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: Well, he deserves kudos for that. We're still gonna judge

605
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: him for even thinking it. In fact, our audience might

606
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: freak out once they hear what it was. But bottom line,

607
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 2: he did not do it.

608
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes it feel like he did. Jeff keep

609
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: saying that.

610
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: Promise you he did, and you can be the judge

611
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: when you hear it in your brand new Second Date Update,

612
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: Next Second Date Update. Brook, do you believe people deserve

613
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: second chances?

614
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 12: Yeah?

615
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'd be here with you if

616
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: I didn't?

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00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 8: Does that mean i'd chance?

618
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what I did. I'm serious though,

619
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Speaker 2: If somebody makes a mistake, are you willing to let

620
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 2: bygones be bygones and give him a fair shake?

621
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

622
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: I mean especially if there's like an apology, you know,

623
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: like if you talk things out. I think you can

624
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: always work through.

625
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: Something is amazing. We have a return caller on the

626
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: phone named Scott, who you were not too happy with

627
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 2: the last time he was on this You have an

628
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: apology ready because he put a little blue pill into

629
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: his own drink at the dinner table and you use

630
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: the word creep to describe him. So maybe we need

631
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: to start with an apology from Brook to Scott. Here,

632
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: go ahead, Broke, you said you believed in second chances.

633
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: Especially here's my question. Have you yes?

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00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: Yes?

635
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 4: Yes?

636
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: Commification. I am not apologizing it. Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

637
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: But what will happen is if you have stopped sneaking

638
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: those pills into your drink at first date.

639
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: Into your own self drink.

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00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: Still not cool, Jeff?

641
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 2: Okay, have you changed your ways? Scott?

642
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 9: You know, I think I've gotten a lot better since

643
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 9: the last time we talked.

644
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I really do. So now does he get the

645
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 2: apology for what he was big enough to look past

646
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: all the mean things that we called him on the

647
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 2: show and give us another chance? I think we should

648
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 2: give him another chance with his dating life here. So okay, room,

649
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: but welcome back?

650
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 9: Yeah? Should I leave her?

651
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: Man? You're good?

652
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: I think you should.

653
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 9: Okay.

654
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: Well, so apparently you've reached out because there's a new

655
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: woman that you met.

656
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, her name is Mandy.

657
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and how did you How did you meet Mandy?

658
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 9: I was shopping at a hardware store. She comes up

659
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 9: to me and asked me about like the stuff I'm

660
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 9: looking at, Like she needs help. Maybe I look like

661
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 9: I was dressed like I worked there or something, or maybe.

662
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Speaker 2: Just being a guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're wearing a polo shirt in one

664
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Speaker 1: of those stories automatically.

665
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Speaker 9: Fake, Yeah, I was wearing an orange and white polo shirt.

666
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: Well this is I mean, it's given you the perfect

667
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: chance to talk to her, So what do you do?

668
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 9: You know, I thought she was cute, and I was like, look,

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Speaker 9: I don't know works. I'm sorry, I barely know what

671
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 9: i'm looking at here.

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Speaker 2: That's funny, it's good.

673
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Speaker 9: But I thought she was cute and I told her that,

674
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Speaker 9: and I asked if she would go out.

675
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: She said, yeah, wow, that was really quick. So did

676
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: you end up seeing her for an actual date?

677
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 9: Yeah? We did, and I really wanted to avoid doing

678
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 9: something stupid.

679
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that should always be good. That is such

680
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: a good lesson to take from the show.

681
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was the date?

682
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: Like?

683
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 9: We went to the beach?

684
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: Uh huh oh interesting.

685
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, so we were like hanging out. We're just like

686
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 9: people watching, and I thought it would be funny if

687
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 9: we were like started to rate the women who walked by.

688
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 2: Oh god, you didn't do that.

689
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 9: I didn't do it.

690
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 2: Okay, you had the thought, but you did follow through

691
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: with it.

692
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 9: You know, I want you guys to know all the

693
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 9: bad ideas I didn't do.

694
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: This is gross, This is exactly what we wanted from you.

695
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: Hard for me to hear that your thoughts. Okay, a

696
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: worse idea that you had than that?

697
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 2: What else didn't you do?

698
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 9: All right? So, like the sun started to set and

699
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 9: I brought my camera. I like to take pictures and stuff,

700
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 9: and I started to photograph the sunset. Okay, okay, what

701
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 9: I wanted to do was ask her a model for me.

702
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 9: Didn't do that?

703
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't.

704
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not too bad. I mean some women would

705
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: be flattered by my picture.

706
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 9: Different.

707
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Yes, some would be offended that you weren't asking them

708
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: to model. Hey, get out of my frame. Trying to

709
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 2: capture the sunset.

710
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 9: Don't make me get more in my head. I tried

711
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 9: to do my best.

712
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good thing. Anything else.

713
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 9: I also didn't tell her about the camera because like

714
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 9: I'm a be camera nerd, and I was like, I

715
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 9: can go on for days about the text specs of

716
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 9: the camera.

717
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: Camera, Alexis are not hot.

718
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't know what to do, Like.

719
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: Just talking about the different of the camera. That was

720
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 2: a good choice. Don't tell her about the details of

721
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 2: your camera. Good call.

722
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, I for some reason kept thinking about gas prices.

723
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 9: Didn't bring that up.

724
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,959
Speaker 1: Are you focused on the date? Did you talk much?

725
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah? What did you talk about it?

726
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: What did you do well.

727
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 9: I mean we talked about like our recent dating history.

728
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 9: I've been on a lot of dates. She's only been

729
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 9: on one lately.

730
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 8: Do you think did that rubb her the wrong way

731
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 8: at all?

732
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 9: Did you notice once I knew that she hadn't been

733
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 9: on as many dates, I sort of backed off and

734
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 9: didn't like go into detail.

735
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 8: Okay, good, Yeah, you don't want to hound that.

736
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 9: I didn't tell her that I was on the radio

737
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 9: and what I was on the radio.

738
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: For for your last one.

739
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: You're making a lot of good decisions here. So how

740
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 2: do you end this night with? Mandy?

741
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 9: Walked her, actually she walked me to my car first.

742
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 9: I guess we gave each other a hug. Okay, I

743
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 9: consider taking out the guitar from my trunk to play

744
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 9: a song, but I did not do it. Did I

745
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,959
Speaker 9: learned my lesson from Barbie? You don't do that? Don't

746
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 9: like that?

747
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: That's all right?

748
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: Maybe not till like the third or fourth day.

749
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: Then you pull out your matchbox twenty.

750
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 2: Overall, that sounds pretty solid. What's happened since then?

751
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 12: You know?

752
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 9: I thought it went well too, But nothing radio silence.

753
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 9: I haven't heard a thing.

754
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: Interesting. I wonder if you were just like two up

755
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: in your head and you were able to actually be yourself,

756
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: you know, like I feel like the whole time you're

757
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: telling yourself what not to do, not how great you are.

758
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you should bust out those blue pillars again

759
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 2: and see how it goes. It's back on board.

760
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, you know, you guys made me think that

761
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 9: maybe I'm not so great.

762
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: So no, we didn't think. No, I didn't mean that

763
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: he made me good.

764
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 9: I believe was tossed around.

765
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: Well, it was a bad Well, he's a bad assumption

766
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: to make on a.

767
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 2: First date, as he redeemed himself from the creep label

768
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: in this state.

769
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: So far, Yeah, we haven't talked to her yet, Jeffy,

770
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: all right, so's so far.

771
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. We're gonna get the rest of the

772
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: story when we call Mandy for you and try and

773
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 2: get you your second date update right after this. Okay,

774
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: sounds good. All right, don't move you creep. Here we

775
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: go update. If you missed the first part of the

776
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: second date, we got a returning listener to the show,

777
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 2: Scott back with Us. He went down a list of

778
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: things he considered but did not do on his date

779
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: with Mandy, including he didn't ask her to rate the

780
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: other women on the beach on a scale of one

781
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 2: to ten. He thought about it, but to his credit,

782
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: didn't do it.

783
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: You did when you think about it.

784
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: Still, I guess we're taking baby steps with Scott here. Also,

785
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 2: when they went to the parking lot for their goodbye hug,

786
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,479
Speaker 2: he considered taking out his guitar for a little John

787
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 2: Mayer serenade, but said, no, Brooke wouldn't like me to

788
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 2: do that.

789
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: I actually probably would have felt for that if I

790
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: was the one on the date for him. Well, I'm sorry,

791
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for a guitar. Was a stereotype I

792
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: really am on that trunk.

793
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 2: Well, so, Scott, if we call her and she says

794
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 2: that you whipped it out, I'm going to be slightly

795
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: disappointed because I thought you made significant growth here. And

796
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: that's not a little blue pill joke. That's just an

797
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: honest observation of you.

798
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: I know there is something wrong in my head, and

799
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: I just can't saying that you're saying with a clean.

800
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: Thought, that's you projecting what you want to hear. That

801
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with what I'm saying. I'm saying

802
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: that Scott has turned a page. The only weird part

803
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: is his date, Mandy has completely ghosted afterwards. So let's

804
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 2: find out what that's about. Scott. You ready to do this.

805
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 9: Let's do it.

806
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: Look at that you did the whole first half not

807
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: getting shamed for anything, Scott. I think this is already

808
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: a good sign of how.

809
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: This He's only said three words.

810
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: If anything, Brooke is the creepy pervert who's thinking bad thoughts.

811
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: So there we go.

812
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I keep the thoughts inside.

813
00:39:59,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 11: Jack.

814
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: You just a win, you said. Okay, there we go.

815
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: We're all in the winning page.

816
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:04,879
Speaker 3: Here.

817
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: Let's call Mandy. Now, let's do it. Here we go.

818
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 10: Hello.

819
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: Hi is this Mandy? Yes speaking, Hey Mandy. This is

820
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 2: a radio show. My name is Jeff and I'm part

821
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 2: of Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

822
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 10: Sorry you're what?

823
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: Sorry? Did I say that? Weird?

824
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: Hey Mandy?

825
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a random person in the background who just

826
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: said hi to you on the.

827
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: Vote told her who I was.

828
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 2: I guess technically we work together. But yeah, that's Brook.

829
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: I'm Jeff and you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the

830
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: Morning with a whole room full of people.

831
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeahs Alexis are here. Too.

832
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 10: Hello, what what are you calling me about?

833
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: Okay, you get right to it. So, uh, this is

834
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: called a second date update. It's a segment where we

835
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 2: try to help our listeners reconnect with somebody after they've

836
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: gone out with them once. And you went out with

837
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: a guy who listens to our show name Scott. Yeah,

838
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 2: so what Oh well, well, so Scott had a really

839
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 2: good time at the beach with you, and he was hoping.

840
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 10: That it was a nice time. Was it was fun?

841
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 10: I won't speak badly on anybody, it was it was

842
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 10: a nice time.

843
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you had a good time, we're just

844
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: trying to help Scott figure out why there hasn't been

845
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 2: a second date.

846
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was to see you again.

847
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: The way that he described your communication afterwards was radio silent.

848
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 8: Which we appreciate because we want to keep the word

849
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 8: radio relevant.

850
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: But we understand Scott doesn't like that. So is there

851
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: a reason?

852
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 8: Well?

853
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I feel like it was pretty obvious.

854
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 10: It was just a complete turn off for me that

855
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 10: he had been on eight dates already this year, that

856
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 10: he's just kind of juggling all these women, whereas I'm.

857
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 9: In a different place.

858
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 10: I've only been on one date like it just felt

859
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 10: like life arena.

860
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: He's been on eight dates and that's too many for you.

861
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean he's just what if he have like

862
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 10: a little rollo deck, that's not.

863
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Like you could still count that on two hands. I

864
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: think that's fine.

865
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 10: I don't know. I just I'm just more traditional person.

866
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 10: I'm not into the short term casual dating that a

867
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 10: lot of guys are looking to hook up nowadays. I'm

868
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 10: not looking for that.

869
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 5: But do you know that even hooked up with all

870
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 5: those people or was it just like a it could

871
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 5: just be bad.

872
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: Doesn't even mean.

873
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: Did he.

874
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 10: Had a look in his eyes? He kind of implied it.

875
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 10: I wasn't going to ask.

876
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: Guys, we could guarantee that one of those dates he

877
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: did not hook up.

878
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got into before, and yeah it hasn't worked

879
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 2: out for him. But you're saying he's coming across like

880
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: a player to you. Yeah.

881
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 10: And my belief is that if you spend an hour

882
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 10: or two with somebody, you know what you need to know.

883
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 10: You know if it's right and if you want to

884
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 10: make things a little more are serious. So if he

885
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 10: was willing to commit to something a little more serious,

886
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 10: I would say yes. But it sounds like he dates

887
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 10: a lot and he's not looking for something like that.

888
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 2: Honestly, we don't know like what the state of his

889
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: current dating situation is. All we know is that he

890
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 2: reached out to us to get another date, specifically with you.

891
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 2: So that should tell you something and we should probably

892
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 2: ask him about it if he does have a giant

893
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: roster of girls that he's seeing, Because he is on

894
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: the phone right now here, he's listening to this and

895
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: wants to talk to you.

896
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 9: Hey, man, go hi.

897
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 10: I just wasn't expecting to be having this conversation in

898
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 10: this format.

899
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm just not sure what I did wrong. You

900
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 9: just think I'm a player?

901
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 10: Yeah I'm not. You're getting any younger.

902
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm definitely dating in hopes to meet someone

903
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 9: to be with.

904
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, you're not just doing it for the sport.

905
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah for fun.

906
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,240
Speaker 1: You can date for fun. That's okay too.

907
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 9: I didn't realize that I had to commit after an hour.

908
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like Scott. The only way that Mandy

909
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 2: is willing to even consider going out with you is

910
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 2: if you agree to, like right now, not see anybody

911
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 2: else and give it one hundred percent with her. Is

912
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 2: that something that's.

913
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: A big assumption? Jeff, are you sure that's what she's saying?

914
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 2: That's what I'm hearing, Is that right, Mandy?

915
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, I had a feeling when I was on the date.

916
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 10: I don't know if that was mutual.

917
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: What was the feeling, just that.

918
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 10: I could see myself with this person. I could see

919
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 10: this progressing into something real.

920
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: Soe chemistry.

921
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 8: You just thought, Hey, he's in this phase of dating

922
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 8: and you're not in.

923
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 10: That phase of dating right exactly, And I'm not looking

924
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 10: to get her so quick to give up on it?

925
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 7: I know?

926
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: Well, you were turned off because you thought that he's

927
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 2: dating lots and lots and lots of women all right now.

928
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 2: You don't want to be amongst a huge list of women.

929
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, if it's me, it's me.

930
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 2: Okay. So, Scott, is that something that you're even willing

931
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: to consider dropping any other girl that you're talking to

932
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 2: right now and only focusing on Mandy roster.

933
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 9: Bro I mean, I'm not talking to anybody else right now?

934
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Nice Mandy, he was already only talking to you.

935
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: Maybe we should just go right to this then and

936
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: ask Mandy, would you consider going out with Scott again?

937
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: If he says, right now, he is willing to commit

938
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: one hundred percent to you, not anybody else, is scary?

939
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: Basically agree to enter a relationship on this show, not potentially.

940
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: You have to give in right now, one hundred percent,

941
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: give yourself to her. No, I'm trying to have am

942
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: I off, Mandy. I'm sorry.

943
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 10: I feel like you're a little laughing at me, but.

944
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 12: Like that is what i'd like.

945
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Scott, the terms have been laid out. What

946
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 2: do you say?

947
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 9: Why not let's give it a shot?

948
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: Why? Yes?

949
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 2: I mean why not?

950
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: He has no other options right now? Does anybody?

951
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: Congratulations? Scott has agreed to commit one to you.

952
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 9: Look, Mandy, I think you're great. I usually don't commit

953
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 9: this early, but I honestly I want to spend more

954
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 9: time with you.

955
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 2: Isn't that nice?

956
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: Excited can break him.

957
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 10: I'm glad you said that you were really open and

958
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 10: vulnerable on your end, So I'm going to be that

959
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 10: way with you that technically I'm engaged. What my god,

960
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 10: that's why I need the commitment. That's why I need

961
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 10: the buy in, so I plan to end it with him.

962
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: Hold on, what was your explanation?

963
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 4: Why?

964
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 10: Like, that's why I need to know if he's in

965
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 10: this or not with me, so.

966
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: You bak your marriage him Engage because she needs to

967
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: know if the best plan is set before she jumps

968
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: the curry guys.

969
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: Is that really what's happening?

970
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 1: She's crazy?

971
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 10: Okay, but the wow, Scott, you don't need to listen

972
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 10: to them. I'm just really excited to spend time with you.

973
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 2: No, okay, maybe, Scott. Now you should tell you wanted

974
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: to rate all the other women on the beach on

975
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 2: your bak. I didn't know, Okay, you wanted to. Okay, Well,

976
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: the good news is, Scott, at the end of the day,

977
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 2: the big takeaway you didn't do anything wrong. He did

978
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 2: nothing wrong. He just ended up with a strict, controlling,

979
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: pre engaged kind of nut job.

980
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 1: So congratulate Engage, very engaging.

981
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: Gage here you have fun, you too.

982
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 9: I'm gonna ask the radio station to figure out who

983
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 9: yourance is and he will be his number.

984
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't he sound so in love?

985
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: He sounds like he's.

986
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: Nervous with the day.

987
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a relationship.

988
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: And I could serenade her with your guitar, Scott, good work,

989
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 2: rookie Jeffrey in the morning. Oh man, with that woman

990
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: on the phone. Now it all makes sense how she's

991
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 2: only been with one man in the last year because

992
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 2: that was her fiance.

993
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, I put that together. But aren't we

994
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: applauding her for what she didn't do? Go on other

995
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: dates with her?

996
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 2: She still went on this one. But again that is

997
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 2: on us for not saying, hey, how did your last

998
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: relationship end? Because her answer would have been it hasn't ended.

999
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: We're engaged right now.

1000
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: I see that's on I'm.

1001
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 8: Just looking for a backup.

1002
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 2: How did we miss that? Brooke? Where were you on

1003
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: that question?

1004
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 1: My head is not in the game today to step

1005
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: it up.

1006
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 2: On these calls going here on out. That would have

1007
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 2: saved us a whole lot of time. But in the end,

1008
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 2: happy ending kind of for who. No, definitely for her.

1009
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean she's got the big of a letter.

1010
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that it's for her. She's got commitments from not one,

1011
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: but two different men.

1012
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 8: A couple of people on the textboard that one her too.

1013
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we can have you living here happily ever after.

1014
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: If you email the show, we'll call that person who's

1015
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: not calling you back and go check out all of

1016
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: our second day podcass wherever you get yours at Brooke

1017
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey.

1018
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 2: Whenever you do live shows, whether you're dancing on Broadway

1020
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 2: or dancing in a windowless, unmarked theater in the alley

1021
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: behind Broadway.

1022
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: Jeffy Way, let him live his dream.

1023
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 2: Each performer has a designated backfill to step in in

1024
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 2: case something happens.

1025
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: That is it. That's a different word. When you are

1026
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: talking about.

1027
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: That, I realized I don't have one for my song.

1028
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: Who's going to be my backfill if I get sick

1029
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: or if there's some sort of accident that happens when

1030
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 2: cops raid that windowless theater. I've thought about this, thought

1031
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: about it long and hard, and I've made my decision.

1032
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: I am proud to announce that my backfill for my

1033
00:49:53,719 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 2: weekly parody is none other than Brooks six year old

1034
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 2: son Aldridge. Congratulations Aldridge.

1035
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 5: He's so cute a little voice, he'd actually kill it.

1036
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm not even you can't really carry a note like

1037
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: the rest of our family.

1038
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: But he's the only one who could pull off the

1039
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: elaborate glitter costumes that I have for every second.

1040
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: It's true, so this boy's got jazz hands to I'm

1041
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: kind of worried he might overtake you.

1042
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah good, I hope he does. So the week, tell

1043
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: little Aldenheimer to get his tiny voice warmed up and

1044
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: his spanks on, justin case I did.

1045
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: Buy those kids size ones.

1046
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: My brand new song of the week is happening right

1047
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 2: after this. It is time for my song of the week.

1048
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: I love it, Jack.

1049
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 2: And when I say the word vacation, what does it

1050
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 2: instantly make you think of? Is maybe maybe it's palm

1051
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 2: trees and coconut drinks, or maybe you're like a Lexus

1052
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 2: who loves to explore Europe and really taken the architecture

1053
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 2: of British soccer players apartments. I mean, vacation can mean

1054
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: a lot of things to a lot of different people,

1055
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: but for me, it makes me think of the National

1056
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: Lampoon movie vacation, like.

1057
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: The family car trip Chevy Chase and.

1058
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: His dysfunctional family packing up their station wagon to drive

1059
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: across the country to visit Wally World. And your family

1060
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 2: might be doing something similar in the next few months here,

1061
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 2: taking a long road trip somewhere to check out the

1062
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: sites or have some fun, or in Brooks case, go

1063
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 2: to Idaho and help her parents hand pump their septic tank.

1064
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: Whatever it is you do that brings your family together.

1065
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: We wish it was a septic tank. It's a it's

1066
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: a natural things. It's a compost. You turn it two

1067
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: times for every person that was there for the weekend.

1068
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 2: Ye, no spoilers, Brook, We want to see this live

1069
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: in person. There is just something so nostalgic, so American

1070
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: about getting behind the wheel and traveling all up and

1071
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 2: down this great country.

1072
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 8: Stopping at rest offs is like fun.

1073
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, we take so many road trips over the summer.

1074
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if fun would be the word I use.

1075
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 2: It's just like any trip. There's gonna be positives and negatives,

1076
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: Like you're with your family for a long time, which

1077
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: is great, but then again, you're with your family for

1078
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: a long time and that sucks the first though. That's

1079
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 2: why I want you to embrace it and try to

1080
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 2: enjoy it, because life is short and these are the

1081
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 2: memories that are gonna last forever. Instead of singing Shaboozi's

1082
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: a bar song, I'm doing Young Jeffries a car Song's

1083
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 2: for long summer road trip. Here we go. I'm gonna

1084
00:52:52,840 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 2: point when I'm ready, point my family's on a road trip.

1085
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 6: We've been crimped in this car since dawn, playing so

1086
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 6: much music until we sick.

1087
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: Cover every song we.

1088
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 6: Drove a couple hours, and then my mama screen something's wrong.

1089
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 2: Dad had to make a U turner.

1090
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 6: We've forgot my little brother John. What my long traffic

1091
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 6: jam bound to be more? Daddy says, screw it. Think

1092
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 6: I know a detour now.

1093
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: Some would call us lost, He would rather say explorers.

1094
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: Good times. There's more trove across the river Mississippi.

1095
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 6: Picking up that hitchhiker was risky, said he's banned from

1096
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 6: every park at Disney kicked him out when he asked

1097
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 6: about my kid's knees.

1098
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 2: Stop it exit forty five. There's a Migds.

1099
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 3: Now.

1100
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 6: Everybody in the car getting the Chrispys driving through a

1101
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 6: mountain pass.

1102
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 2: Come my dad to hit the gas. Nature's calling really fast,

1103
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 2: O lord, it ain't.

1104
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 13: No bathroom stops around miles from the nearest town. Left

1105
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 13: a president on the ground at mile forward, fun playing

1106
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 13: ice by a couple times in God for take a

1107
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 13: family photo at the Palace off corn get the sign

1108
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:26,760
Speaker 13: for the trucker.

1109
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 2: Got a pull on his horn one time.

1110
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 6: Two more cruising by the dairy plant where they made cheese.

1111
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 6: May be true, but the smells from your two feets

1112
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 6: playing slog buzz.

1113
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 2: Till somebody hits me.

1114
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 6: Start a roadhouse, broll up in the back seat. Come

1115
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 6: my mom's face looking kind of woozy. She never should

1116
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,959
Speaker 6: have bought gas station suits. Sheep fun driving.

1117
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 2: Through this land where the eagles all sore.

1118
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 6: Maybe roll the windows up and lock a car door

1119
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,479
Speaker 6: because we're not in DC yet, still in Baltimore. Oh

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00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 6: my good lord, every night gonna stop along the journey,

1121
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 6: find a cheap mode.

1122
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: How that's kind of murdery.

1123
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 6: Television only goes a channel thirty took a shower, but

1124
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 6: somehow out more dirty, living off of oreos and warm

1125
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 6: string cheeks like the Oregon Trail by more misery. Someone

1126
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 6: thing this grew up here Big a Wolfstein, world's largest churial.

1127
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 2: There's a couple of mile piece summer road trip and

1128
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 2: to kind of sadly took the test. Slipper got the

1129
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 2: charge of batteries. Oh yes, Jo.

1130
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: John Jeffrey, We're totally gonna start every road trip this

1131
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: summer with that song. Yeah, if only to remind me

1132
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: not to buy the sushi.

1133
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good for me.

1134
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: I am that mother.

1135
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: It looks good, but don't take the risk.

1136
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 8: They're always one person in every car that thinks it's

1137
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 8: a good idea to pick up the hitchhiker.

1138
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: Come one.

1139
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 2: These are the mistakes that you make on the road trips,

1140
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,959
Speaker 2: sure that you'll remember for the rest of your life.

1141
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: Seriously, slug Bug is back and yeah, my daughter is

1142
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: currently trying to beat the crap out of her brother

1143
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: every time we see one.

1144
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: Well, it's weird that you keep cheering her on.

1145
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not quite tall enough to really see out

1146
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: of the window, so he really has a disadvantage.

1147
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,959
Speaker 4: In the game. Yeah.

1148
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: Text in the seven five nine two and tell us

1149
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 2: what you thought about the song of the week. We're

1150
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 2: gonna post this video up on our socials at broken

1151
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: Jeffrey with all the lyrics there. Good good luck on

1152
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 2: your summer road trips.

1153
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1154
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 2: Texts two says, I actually like gas station food, especially

1155
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 2: egg salad sand, which is the way they congeal helps

1156
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,720
Speaker 2: lock in the extra flavor.

1157
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: Is there a grosser word they can get?

1158
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 2: I don't think that if you missed it instead of

1159
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 2: singing Shaboozi's hit single called the Bar Song. I did

1160
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 2: my own version, called a car Song, to celebrate all

1161
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 2: the summer road trips. I loved it and all the

1162
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 2: joys and the pitfalls of being locked inside a slow

1163
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: moving vehicle with your family for hours and hours on end.

1164
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: Doesn't it sound so nice? I'm seeing a lot of

1165
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: texts coming in at seventy five nine two? What are

1166
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 2: ones that you're liking? Brook?

1167
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: Like this one because I can really It says we're

1168
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: actually on a highway right now, driving across four states

1169
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: to our lake cabin.

1170
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 2: Woa.

1171
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: My daughter just threw an open yogurt at me, and

1172
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,919
Speaker 1: my son moved a passing school bus.

1173
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 10: Nice.

1174
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: We still have seven hours of driving left to go.

1175
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: Lord to help me.

1176
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh, I know in your cart it's usually your husband

1177
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: doing the mooning right.

1178
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, I actually drive just no pants.

1179
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 12: That's a time have already all the time on the

1180
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 12: road trip with the Fox family.

1181
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 2: If you miss the song, if you want to hear

1182
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 2: it again or share it with a friend who's going

1183
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 2: to be going on a road trip, it's going to

1184
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 2: be up on the Brook and Jeffery YouTube, Facebook and

1185
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 2: our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey save travels out there, everybody.

1186
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.

1187
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: In the morning, We've got a return player named Aaron

1188
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 2: on the phone. She is zero and three against you

1189
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 2: all time, but she's coming in today with a brand

1190
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 2: new strategy, and that strategy is to get lucky.

1191
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: I explain some music. I see what kind of lucky

1192
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: do you want to get? I mean, I just.

1193
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 10: Want to beat you for one so I can say

1194
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 10: I did.

1195
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,400
Speaker 2: I thought we're gonna have to change the consolation prize

1196
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 2: for what Brooke was going to have to give you

1197
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 2: after you lose, But no, this is even better. What

1198
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 2: type of questions would be lucky for you, Aaron? Like

1199
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 2: what's in your wheelhouse? You Disney fan? Like weather questions

1200
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 2: Like if you're a big fan of Hale and we

1201
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: gave you all hal trivia? Is that in your wheelhouse?

1202
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 10: Honestly, I don't know exactly, just you know.

1203
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: I like it though, Like what what weather related salute

1204
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: do they give the queen?

1205
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 2: Mmmm?

1206
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 9: Oh hell yeah.

1207
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 8: When somebody walks out on their bill. When I was

1208
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 8: a server, what would I say?

1209
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: Ah? Hell oh hell no, we could do this.

1210
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're just going with random trivia for

1211
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: this one. We'll save the hale questions for l Yeah,

1212
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 2: let's send Brook out of all. We're gonna send Brick

1213
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: out of the studio and get to the rules. Here.

1214
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1215
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1216
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 2: you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1217
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1218
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 12: Yep?

1219
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 2: Good luck? Yeah, your time starts now. Today is go

1220
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 2: skateboarding day. Skateboarding is an official Olympic sport. True or false?

1221
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 2: When referring to automobiles? What does r V.

1222
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 9: Stand for recreational vehicle?

1223
00:59:56,520 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 2: In sports? What's the formal term for a badminton birdie?

1224
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 2: The character Jim Hopper is the sheriff from what popular

1225
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 2: TV show Global Phobia is the fear of what.

1226
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 10: Well domination.

1227
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of that too. I don't even know if

1228
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 2: that's a real thing, but good answer there, Aaron. Now

1229
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 2: let's bring Brooke back into the studio here. I see

1230
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: on my screener that Aaron is a driver from Amazon,

1231
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 2: and I even have your stats. It says that she

1232
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 2: averages one hundred and eighty stops per day day delivering

1233
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: about three hundred packages and four to ten hour days.

1234
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: So she gets three days off.

1235
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: I feel like someone needs to give you a massage.

1236
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: Do you need a massage? Has your back? Hell? Yeah?

1237
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 2: But she gets three whole days off. Yeah, not in

1238
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: a row, but two.

1239
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 14: I know that we work a lot, Jeff, but like

1240
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 14: we're not doing physical labor like she is. Yeah, like

1241
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 14: forty hours of lifting boxes up and downstairs, you wouldn't

1242
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 14: last a day.

1243
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 2: I wouldn't either.

1244
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 10: Well, it keeps you, shape, keeps you.

1245
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

1246
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 10: All right.

1247
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 2: Well, since my job doesn't seem to be very hard

1248
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 2: or important, let's just keep going.

1249
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 3: Whatever comes out.

1250
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 2: This is so easy, Brook, it's your turn.

1251
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1252
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is go skateboarding day. Skateboarding

1253
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: is an official Olympic sport. True or false?

1254
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: Oh they add it. I think it's false.

1255
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 2: When referring to automobiles, what does r V.

1256
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 1: Stand for recreational vehicle?

1257
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 2: In sports? What's the formal term for a badminton birdie?

1258
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 1: A cock shuttle?

1259
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 2: Shuttle shut The character Jim Hopper is the sheriff from

1260
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 2: what popular TV show Globe of Phobia is the fear

1261
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 2: of what globes. In the Charlie Brown stories, Schroder is

1262
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: a character who plays what instrument I think.

1263
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: I think it's Schroeder, and I think he plays a piano.

1264
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know the right way to pronounce.

1265
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 2: I never watched the Charlie Brown cartoons. It was before me.

1266
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 2: But let's go to the scoreboard to see how you

1267
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 2: boll did with Jose.

1268
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 13: Judge are bad because if you do dregs, you're a

1269
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 13: hippie and hippie seat.

1270
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 2: I watched that cartoon.

1271
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's great, Aaron, you got to correct today.

1272
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:21,919
Speaker 2: Yay, solid Brook, you got four doubled you up.

1273
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 9: There, it's a globe.

1274
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I get the answers here.

1275
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 2: For everybody, it's go skateboarding day. Skateboarding is an official

1276
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 2: Olympic sport. That's true. They added it in the twenty

1277
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 2: twenty Olympics during the pandemic, so no one saw. Yeah,

1278
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 2: that's you'll see again this.

1279
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1280
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 2: When referring to automobiles, r V stands for a recreational vehicle.

1281
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: The formal term for a bad minton birdie is a shuttlecock. Yes, Brook,

1282
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 2: the character Jim Hopper is the sheriff from Stranger Things.

1283
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 2: Global phobia is the fear of balloons. Charlie Brown, Schroeder

1284
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 2: or Schrader is a character who the piano, little toy

1285
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: piano that I could play all eighty eight keys somehow.

1286
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sounds like a classical composer.

1287
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, kids got talent, so Aaron, it was not

1288
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 2: enough to take down brook but just we're playing. You

1289
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: do win twenty six dollars in Dick's Drive in vouchers.

1290
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 2: They're celebrating their seventieth anniversary as PNW hometown's favorite burger joints,

1291
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 2: serving up fresh, never frozen, juicy burgers, handcuff fries, and

1292
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 2: hand it shake since nineteen fifty four with nine locations

1293
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 2: in the Greater Seattle area.

1294
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, how would you rate this experience compared to

1295
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 14: your other three?

1296
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 10: Pretty good? Actually, I have my kids around me listening,

1297
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 10: and so they're getting a kick out of it.

1298
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 2: Oh sory, Aaron, good try. You're welcome back at anytime. Okay,

1299
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 2: all right, thank you? Yeah, thanks, going back to the

1300
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: Windbrooks Box, same time on Monday

1301
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning