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Speaker 3: get into the show. Welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: I'm Bridger, Weineger. We're in the back. What a lovely

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Speaker 3: love today's guest. It's Danny Ricker, Hi Bridger. Danny, welcome

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Speaker 3: to I said no gift.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm so happy to see you.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's been a while.

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Speaker 4: It has. We were coworkers for many years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I assume anyone who comes to my door,

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Speaker 3: But that sounds awful. It seems like the pressure of

437
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Speaker 3: those has gotten way out of control.

438
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Speaker 4: Well yes, however, I to a bad one recently and

439
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:07,120
Speaker 4: that was enraging. It was enraging. So I feel like we,

440
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,399
Speaker 4: my wife and I have gotten decent at throwing a

441
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 4: kid's birthday party and we don't go crazy. We have

442
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Speaker 4: friends who go crazy and it's months of planning and

443
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 4: it's thousands of dollars and they build think got costumes

444
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 4: out of Amazon box and like god, God bless them.

445
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Speaker 4: They're better parents than we have.

446
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Speaker 3: I don't know, but we we like.

447
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Speaker 4: The time is very important. The only time you should

448
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 4: have a kid's birthday party is Saturday from ten to noon.

449
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 4: Anything outside of that is a criminal offense because like it.

450
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Speaker 4: This one I went to started at five pm.

451
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Speaker 3: Okay, oh, that is unfair to everybody.

452
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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know.

453
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Speaker 3: I don't want it at that time.

454
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Speaker 4: No, And it was not explained why. It wasn't like, oh, hey,

455
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Speaker 4: like that's when we get off work. This was five

456
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Speaker 4: pm on a Saturday. We're in dinner time all of

457
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Speaker 4: a sudden, yes, yes, and so there's a lot of

458
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Speaker 4: stuff we can't do because we got to be at

459
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Speaker 4: this place at five. And then we show up and

460
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,879
Speaker 4: there's kind of nothing for the kids to do. We

461
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Speaker 4: just show up and we're just in a backyard and

462
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 4: the kids are just sort of milling about, and then

463
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 4: it's me and these parents I've never met before, all

464
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 4: lovely people. And then there's like there's a cooler and

465
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,959
Speaker 4: the cooler has some sparkling water and it has like

466
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 4: three beers in it, which was a kind of a

467
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 4: mixed message, right, Like sometimes you show up one of

468
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 4: these parties and the parents are kind of like, hey,

469
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Speaker 4: there's juice boxes if you want sang grey We got

470
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Speaker 4: saying like they kind of let you know what's going on,

471
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Speaker 4: or you know, when we throw one and it's from

472
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Speaker 4: ten to noon again the only appropriate time for a party.

473
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Speaker 4: We have ic coffee for the parents, reactice tacos. You

474
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 4: gotta kind of you gotta put the parents, yes, exactly,

475
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Speaker 4: and because you know, the parents don't really want to

476
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Speaker 4: be there, they're just coming so their kid can come.

477
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 4: So you got to kind of like set up a

478
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Speaker 4: little kind of a lounge situation for them. They have shade,

479
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 4: they have drinks, all that kind of stuff. But this

480
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 4: it was just a weird situation. And it went on

481
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Speaker 4: for about three hours. And then I was kind of

482
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Speaker 4: the first one to be like, well, I'm gonna go.

483
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Speaker 4: And my was not upset that I told him it

484
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 4: was time to go. He goes all right. Then we

485
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 4: just we just got up and left.

486
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Speaker 3: You know, it seems like these were loser parents looking

487
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Speaker 3: for adult friends, and they're using the child as an

488
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Speaker 3: excuse to get people over.

489
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Speaker 4: They were sweet people, it was just they didn't think

490
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Speaker 4: through the flow of the party. You know, you when

491
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Speaker 4: you throw a party. I imagine I have them at

492
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Speaker 4: ten to two with adults. There are juice boxes and

493
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Speaker 4: there are three beers. But I imagine you think a

494
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Speaker 4: lot about I think you and I similar in this

495
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 4: way about Okay, when people show up, what do they see?

496
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Speaker 4: How are they greeted? What is the journey they're going

497
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Speaker 4: to have a party there?

498
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I send emails that are borderline rude to my guests,

499
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Speaker 3: and I'm not kidding. I say the party will be

500
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Speaker 3: ending at eleven o'clock and I will tell you to

501
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Speaker 3: leave because that's when I go to bed. Yeah, yeah,

502
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 3: that's like boundaries.

503
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Speaker 4: People do want this because then it also avoids the

504
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 4: weird thing where the person drinks a little too much

505
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Speaker 4: and they came out a little too long and they're

506
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Speaker 4: not picking up on any social cues all the summer,

507
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 4: and you probably come out and you're in you're matching

508
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 4: pajamas and nightcap. You're about to blow out the adult Yea.

509
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 3: The emails are like, I will tell you to leave

510
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 3: my house, so just be prepared to go. Good. People

511
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 3: are so refreshed by this, so like I I don't

512
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 3: have to like be polite and stay around longer than

513
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: I need to. I just know it'll be time. You should.

514
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: People leave ten minutes before the time I tell them

515
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 3: they have to leave them Like, thank god, I.

516
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Speaker 4: See to the people stay at a party longer than

517
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Speaker 4: they want to.

518
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Speaker 3: Of course I'm the only person who doesn't. I'm again

519
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 3: rude in those situations where I show up for fifteen

520
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 3: to twenty minutes and then I leave.

521
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Speaker 4: When you leave, because you and I've been at a

522
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 4: few parties together, like you know, work parties and cousins.

523
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 4: Sal would have a Halloween party, we'd be there. What

524
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 4: was your method for leaving? Did you what they call

525
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 4: an Irish goodbye, which is probably a kind of a

526
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 4: racist term, you know, cultureless term. I don't know, but

527
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 4: do you Irish goodbye?

528
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Speaker 3: I do Irish or French exit Irish goodbye? Although I

529
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: actually will say I think I've kind of turned it

530
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 3: on its head in a way of where I'm I'm

531
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 3: loudly just saying I'm leaving without but I'm not saying goodbye.

532
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 4: You just yell it to the place.

533
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 3: I just decide it's time for me to leave, and

534
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 3: then anyone I see on the way, I say I'm leaving,

535
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: I'm leaving. I'm leaving. The host has no idea what's

536
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 3: going on. Good but there's no like, there's no formal

537
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 3: anything for me. I just I'm like, oh god, I've

538
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 3: hit my end point. I'm out of here.

539
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you finish the most boring conversation you will

540
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 4: have at the party, and you go, I'm good, I'm

541
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 4: going to leave.

542
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: But actually not even the most boring. I think this

543
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: throws people off where they'll be like, oh, I thought

544
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 3: we're having a good conversation and he decided to leave.

545
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 3: We were having a good conversation. Yeah, I just didn't

546
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: want to be there anymore.

547
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 4: I want to go out on top. Yes, it's not

548
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 4: going to get any better.

549
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 3: Than this, right, I'm done with my diet coke and

550
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 3: it's eight fifteen. Right, Yeah, I'm partied out.

551
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 4: Well, but part of it and you don't drink correct, No,

552
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 4: And so that also I don't know that I've been

553
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 4: at a lot of parties where I haven't had, you know,

554
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 4: a glass of wine or something like that, and that

555
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 4: it must be so annoying for you to be at

556
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 4: parties I don't like. I mean, I guess this is

557
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 4: like the mystique and like the sort of the hook

558
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 4: of alcohol right where you're like, I can stay at

559
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Speaker 4: a place I don't want to be about ninety minutes longer. Yes,

560
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 4: Because I also imagine as people are getting drunk around

561
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 4: who you're going like this is the last place on earth.

562
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 3: I want to be a zero tolerance for a drunk person. Yeah,

563
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 3: or even like a dear friend. I'm not putting up

564
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 3: with that. Yeah, I'm moving away from the right. I

565
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: don't want to speak to you. I don't want you

566
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 3: draping over me. You're not funny, you're not entertaining. You're

567
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 3: on my nerves. I have caffeine in me. Yeah, my

568
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 3: anxiety is already too high.

569
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Speaker 4: That's right. I'm surprised to drinking a diet coke at

570
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 4: eight thirty. I mean, that's like it's gonna Circadian raffeine.

571
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 3: That's my diet. Coke is my night caffeine. Coffee is

572
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 3: my day caffeine.

573
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 4: You when do you cut it off?

574
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 3: Usually it's getting earlier and earlier. I think I can

575
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 3: drink a cold brew until about two thirty. Now.

576
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 4: Oh see that that's even risky for me.

577
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 3: What's yours?

578
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 4: Well? I read a book by doctor Sanjay Gupta. Okay, sure,

579
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know why I did that.

580
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 4: I just I just sort of read it. I enjoyed it.

581
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 4: But one of the only thing I remember from the

582
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 4: book is don't drink caffeine past noon. Wrong, I forgot

583
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 4: I'm talking to doctor Bridger Wineger, but I.

584
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 3: Could qualify at this point.

585
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 4: Well, I think so. From what I understand, it stays

586
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 4: in your system for about twelve hours. So this is

587
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 4: a new way of added anxiety into my life. Where

588
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 4: I'm doing math, I go, when will I be going

589
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 4: to bed tonight? Right? And so if I go, wow, oh,

590
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 4: I have movie tickets, so you know, maybe it'll be

591
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 4: eleven thirty, then I will drink caffe until about eleven thirty.

592
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 4: I'm drinking coffee right now, and it's actively making nervous

593
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 4: because it is Friday when we're taping this, Like, okay,

594
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 4: I can be up a little late tonight. Maybe maybe

595
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 4: I'll be a little groggy in the morning. But it's

596
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: a it's a weird boundary I have put on myself.

597
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 3: What is it hot or cold brew or what is it?

598
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 4: This is cold? And I'm embarrassed to tell you because

599
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 4: this seems like the least like cool anything to say.

600
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 4: But my favorite iced coffee is the bottled Starbucks.

601
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 3: Oh that is airplane drink.

602
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 4: I know, I know. I told you I was embarrassed,

603
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 4: and I will still go to you know, I live

604
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 4: in Burbank, and I have three great little coffee shops,

605
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 4: and I frequent them all equally to keep them all

606
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 4: in business. I'm a good local business purveyor. But if

607
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 4: I'm being honest, when I my favorite and our coffee

608
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 4: maker broke recently, and so I had so each for

609
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 4: about a week, every morning I was going up and

610
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 4: I was getting my wife and I coffee at Starbucks,

611
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 4: and I told her, I go, I hate that I'm

612
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 4: saying this. I like this coffee we're drinking, and I

613
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 4: wouldn't do it because I'm so cheap that I would

614
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 4: never go to Starbucks every morning. But also factoring into

615
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 4: the cheap thing, you know, the cold werew you buy

616
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 4: your favorite coffee shop? How much is that?

617
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 3: It's? How much is it? Now? It's five dollars.

618
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 4: A bottle of the Starbucks iced coffee, not even cold

619
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 4: brew coffee. I'm so humiliated. I know, I know, but

620
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 4: it costs five dollars and fifty cents for an entire bottle.

621
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 4: I'll drink it for a week and a half, and

622
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 4: that's just a savings I cannot deny.

623
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, I make my own cold brew at home.

624
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 4: Oh you do?

625
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 3: So? I mean the caffeine consumption. It is self medicating

626
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: in a way. But I will I make my own

627
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 3: for my morning cold brew and then depending on like today,

628
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 3: I half of mineus in the fridge now, but if

629
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 3: I'm recording, I'll get it right before. But I'll usually

630
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 3: get a cold brew starting at one to one thirty

631
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: at Found Coffee does not sponsor, but what we sponsor them.

632
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: Everyone go to Found Coffee and Eagle Rock. We love them.

633
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: But I'll usually get one at one to two o'clock

634
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 3: and then drink. Now now that I'm on well Bututrin,

635
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 3: I'm drinking about half a cup of cold brew in

636
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 3: the afternoon. Save it the psych what I'm doing right now,

637
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 3: the way I expose myself on this podcast, it's insane.

638
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: But the cold brew, then it sits in my fridge

639
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 3: overnight and I drink half of that in the morning

640
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: with my homemade cold broom.

641
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 4: Now, do you make the cold brew, because it tastes

642
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 4: better when you make it.

643
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: I make it. It is better than like if I

644
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: you know a lot of those bottled ones, there's something

645
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: going on. It tastes kind of dusty.

646
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're a little acidic.

647
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, like the who makes some good ones.

648
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 3: Some of the more expensive ones are good, but they

649
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 3: are like they're actually very expensive to buy a huge

650
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 3: thing of expensive cold brew.

651
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 4: Some of that if you go to like a little

652
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 4: hipster grocery store, you like a little sick sounds like

653
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 4: a oat milk latta thing is like six dollars.

654
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: That does not taste that good.

655
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,959
Speaker 4: No, And look, I'm a suburban dad. I'm looking. I'm

656
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 4: looking to pinch pennies wherever I can. I'm not ashamed

657
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 4: of that. I Uh, my brother and I were making

658
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 4: beer in my backyard for a few this is years

659
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 4: ago now, and we were like, we're geniuses. Think about

660
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 4: how much we're gonna save on beer. It turns out

661
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 4: it costs ten times as much to make your own beer.

662
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 4: It tastes terrible, And I was getting food poisoning from

663
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 4: because like you're you like sterile it. You use old

664
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 4: beer bottles, you sterilize them. But I think there was

665
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 4: a some sort of kink in our sterilization process. And

666
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 4: I would constantly get horrific food poisoning from drinking this beer.

667
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 4: And then my wife goes, she goes, you know, like

668
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 4: beer is like really cheap to buy like at the

669
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 4: store kind of notoriously the cheapest alcohol, and you and

670
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 4: your brother are spending so much time. We had like

671
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 4: bubbling like cases of beer in like our in our bathroom.

672
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: My wife hated it, and she goes and you're you

673
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 4: will potentially end up in the hospital from drinking and unsterilized,

674
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 4: and they can explode.

675
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 3: Yes, I've not even on TV. I've seen it on TV,

676
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 3: but I know people whose beer has exploded in their garage.

677
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: Dangerous thing.

678
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was doing that all to say, to

679
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 4: save money. Oh, I'm bond with my brother, I guess.

680
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 4: But so all I'm saying is like if you're if

681
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 4: you're making it because you make the best col brew

682
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 4: in the.

683
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 3: World, I certainly don't. I would support it. Tolerable, Yeah,

684
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: but I'm just in the I've been doing it for

685
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 3: almost ten years now. Oh really, I got a whole system,

686
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: the Toddy system.

687
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 4: All right.

688
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: It's not a competition, Well it is actually, and I'm

689
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 3: winning in a huge one. Well, speaking of doing terrible things,

690
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 3: there's something else I hate to talk to you about.

691
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 3: I hate to even bring it up. I thought things

692
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 3: were going okay. I was excited to have you here

693
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 3: on the podcast. I thought, Danny and I've worked together.

694
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: I know he's professional, he's he's not going to try

695
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: to stir up anything. The podcast is called. I said

696
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: no gifts, so I was a little surprised when you

697
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 3: showed up on my doorstep. Would not supp ringing the doorbell,

698
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 3: banging on the door. There was some yelling. Then you've

699
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 3: tried to pull away, and I finally ran out and

700
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: uh waved you down. And you've stopped in the middle

701
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 3: of the street. It's your car is idling right now.

702
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: And stepped out of the car holding what's clearly a gift. Yeah,

703
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 3: I mean that's that's your response.

704
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 4: Look, I I miss you. I hope that was clear

705
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 4: and and I haven't seen you in probably a year,

706
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 4: and I wanted you to know that I'm always thinking

707
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 4: about you, okay, and so this was just a little

708
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: way to let you know what you mean to me.

709
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 3: Okay, my heart has melted, Okay, my heart is a puddle. Well,

710
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 3: you've you've brought this gift. It's an adorable little blue

711
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: bag with anchors on it. Are away.

712
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 4: Because you know you're you kind of anchor me. You know,

713
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 4: you've always kind of been my rock.

714
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: Right. Since I've left the show, You've I've heard you've

715
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 3: lost lost it? Yeah you think was how you have us? Said? Yeah,

716
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: well should I open it here on the podcast?

717
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to.

718
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, let's we've got some tissue. I feel like

719
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: we're not getting enough tissue on the podcast anymore. It's

720
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 3: not throwing enough car speaking air pods. Okay. Oh and

721
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 3: I've thrown that into my garden.

722
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 4: We'll take that out where the mole will eat it later.

723
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, now we're reaching in. Should I pull this

724
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: all out at once?

725
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, because it.

726
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: Feels like there's so yeah.

727
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's three three items, three parts of it. Yeah.

728
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: Oh, this is fantastic. They're vintage TV guides.

729
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. And you know, you and I both are television writers,

730
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 4: and everyone in our industry is happy to tell you

731
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 4: that the television industry is dying. And I was in

732
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 4: a shop in my neighborhood and they were selling these

733
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 4: vintage TV guides from the mid nineties, and I thought

734
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,479
Speaker 4: this might transport us back to a happier time in

735
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 4: our industry.

736
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 3: When it felt like a financially stable future. Yes, right, right, Well,

737
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 3: I mean this is thrilling. I mean, let's talk about

738
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: these covers for We've got one with Kevin Sorbo, totally topless.

739
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this was before he was a conspiracy theorist again,

740
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 4: a nicer time, right, he was just an oily man

741
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 4: who was on network television.

742
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 3: My friends, this is just a very small side. My

743
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: friends Brett Evans and Nick Ciarelli, two of the funniest

744
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: people I've created. I think during the pandemic a video

745
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 3: about Kevin Sorbo saying that Kevin Sorbo had died, and

746
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: I think it went kind of viral in a way

747
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: that people started to wonder, had Kevin Sorbo died filming

748
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: a commercial for an iPhone gambling? I can't remember exactly,

749
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 3: but if people type that into Google, they'll probably get

750
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 3: to see the video. So we've got Kevin, and we

751
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: should circle back to Kevin. Surely we have the years

752
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 3: and cheers and jeers with Burt Reynolds and who's this one?

753
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: You know what I was hoping you would know. I

754
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 4: figured you might know more than me.

755
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh, there are two women. There's a Oh, this is

756
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: Dave Letterman's mom right in the middle. Oh, oh god,

757
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 3: that's Dorothy Letterman. How crazy. But then there's a woman

758
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 3: on top home. Sorry, there's a woman with kind of

759
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 3: renaissance curls red hair. She's got a rose in her mouth.

760
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: And the real star of that one, though, is the

761
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 4: ad on the back. If you flip it over. Oh

762
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 4: my god, it's a cigarette cigarette ad with a you know,

763
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 4: now when you see cigarette ad, if you see them,

764
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 4: there's a very long disclaimer. This has a very soft

765
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 4: disclaimer about cigarettes on it. Oh wow, it's like they

766
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 4: it's like, maybe you don't smoke in a hospital. It's

767
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 4: basically what it's says.

768
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 3: The kind of is a cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide.

769
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: But they don't like if somebody didn't know what that was,

770
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 3: they'd be.

771
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 4: Like, okay, okay, sounds good.

772
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it tastes like you. It's just like essentially a

773
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 3: picture of your grave.

774
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 4: Yes, they just put corpses on there.

775
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 3: Now, Yes it's a mirror at that time magazine. But

776
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 3: this is a gorgeous come to Marlboro, maryl Bor Wait,

777
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 3: I haven't said this, Marl Burrow. I said Marlborough in

778
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 3: such a long time. Yeah, is that how we say

779
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: the cigarette company?

780
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 4: Mark? Whoa Marlborough is? I would say that might be wrong.

781
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 4: There's and allan there.

782
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 3: I don't feel like you say like Carl. I think

783
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 3: you say Marlborough.

784
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

785
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know that I've ever said the word alone.

786
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 4: With just a couple of just a couple of dudes

787
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 4: talking about cigarettes.

788
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 3: One of my jobs was a secret shopper for cigarettes.

789
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 3: What when I was living in Utah, I would drive

790
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: from gas station to gas station. You know, I looked

791
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 3: like you know, when I was like twenty, I looked

792
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 3: like I was fourteen, sure, And so I would go

793
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 3: to these places and ask to buy cigarettes and see

794
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 3: if they would ask for my ID. Ask for my

795
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 3: ID every single time. Of course, but the company who

796
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 3: hired me had never seen me, so they didn't realize

797
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 3: that they were essentially sending a child out. And everyone,

798
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 3: of course would ask for my I D right, But

799
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 3: I was ordering camel lights, that was my brand.

800
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't order something to believe? What were you deputies

801
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 4: to arrest the people on the spot.

802
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: They should have given me a gun gun in execution

803
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: right there. But yeah, I never ordered this brand. And

804
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: I've really exposed myself with someone who's never smoked. Yeah, well,

805
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 3: never been able to. They wouldn't even let me purchase

806
00:35:59,360 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: the cigarettes.

807
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 4: You know, I'd like to come back, you know, maybe

808
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: in like a year, I'd like to come back and smoke.

809
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: I've never smoked a cigarette either, smoke our first cigarettes together.

810
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 3: Maybe it should be this brand. I can't believe I

811
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 3: have much advertising we've given a cigarette.

812
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 4: I know that is a big That is a big

813
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 4: ad in the back of that too. Yeah, hey, this

814
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 4: could be a good sponsor though for this podcast.

815
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 3: A lot of cigarettes advertising. At least mark that down.

816
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: I want to become a cigarette podcast. We should probably

817
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 3: put a disclaimer right now that cigarettes will give you

818
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: lung cancer. Yeah, sure, respons We have a lot of

819
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 3: tweens listening.

820
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 4: Yeah sure, yes, yeah, I know, I know you're I

821
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 4: know you're big in the K pop community, so yes.

822
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah. But Dorothy Letterman and then unknown woman. That's

823
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 3: a shame that TV Guide didn't feel like that you

824
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 3: should put anyone's.

825
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 4: Name, although at the time I'm sure that was probably

826
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 4: like I know, all of course, Yeah.

827
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: These were three of the nine people on TV at

828
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 3: the time.

829
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I I flipped through them briefly earlier,

830
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 4: and I noticed a trend in there is that they

831
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 4: give very literal descriptions of what will be happy on

832
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 4: each episode of television. Yeah, like there, let me grab

833
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 4: this sect, let me go from this Regius one.

834
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking one with Regis phil but it says Regis

835
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: rights and he has a giant pens big pencil.

836
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 4: That's how you know you're right.

837
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: That's kind of the professional look. Yeah, let's see here,

838
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: let's fine.

839
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 4: Some like they'll have uh oh, here's a bridge. I'm

840
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 4: just going to show this to you and not the camera.

841
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 4: But this this is.

842
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 3: God there's as a racist little rascals doll.

843
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 4: That's an ad from a different time.

844
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 3: Wow, I wonder what year that is to see this.

845
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 4: Is from August nineteenth, nineteen ninety five. Okay, okay, like okay, Like,

846
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 4: here's one. It says, so it's got Grace underfire, Coach,

847
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 4: the Drew Carey Show and Ellen, and it says tonight

848
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 4: Drew will blow you away literally and they don't explain

849
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 4: what that means.

850
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 3: What sort of teases that no information.

851
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 4: Tonight Grace is in for the fight of her life

852
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 4: on Coach, Hayden gets a full time bodyguard, Tim Conway,

853
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 4: Ellen All New Ellen Unplugged. Special performances by Bonnie Raid,

854
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 4: Aaron Neville and David Crosby.

855
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 3: Here's a good description. A mouse leaves her rural digs

856
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 3: to spend Christmas with her urbane cousin in his fancy

857
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 3: New York residence. Can you guess the show?

858
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 4: Say it again?

859
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 3: Let's see a mouse leaves her rural digs to spend

860
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 3: Christmas with her urbane cousin in his fancy New York residence.

861
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: Sally Jesse Rafiel. Now, HiT's a country mouse in the

862
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 3: city mouse. Of course, of course hit. Let's see We've

863
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: got Sammer or a Samurai cyber squad. Was this a

864
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 3: TV show or a movie? God, what a different time

865
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 3: it was.

866
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 4: See here's one for Chicago Hope. An old friend comes

867
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 4: home to die after an all new David Letterman. Here's

868
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 4: why Leno goes to Vegas? Tonight show goes to Vegas.

869
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 4: I'd love to see his guests where Heather Locklear in respect

870
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 4: the aforementioned Martin Short, Tracy Ulman, Tom Arnold, Chevy Chase

871
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 4: and of course Wayne Newton.

872
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 3: Wow, this is I mean a treasure trove.

873
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 4: Here's an ad for Letterman's fifteenth anniversary. And he's wearing

874
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 4: a He's wearing a hat on a shoe. That's how

875
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:21,479
Speaker 4: you know, shoe.

876
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 3: That's a comedy.

877
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 4: Shoe. You know it's a comedy.

878
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 3: I'm sure he loved doing it. Wow, this is my favorite.

879
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: This isn't in here, but it was from a cable

880
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: description once of Predator, and I remember it referred to

881
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: Predator as a sneaky alien. Buckle up.

882
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 4: He's written by people have never seen any of the properties.

883
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: Tip toeing alien Predator. Let's see.

884
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: Here's one. Here's one for the Simpsons all month long.

885
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 4: It's homer Mania trapped Tonight, Homer and mister Burns are

886
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 4: buried in an avalanche. Who will make it out live?

887
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 4: Oh that's kind of dark, right, This is kind of

888
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 4: a I don't know. This is an art form that

889
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 4: no longer exists.

890
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: Is they were, like and they were well paid people

891
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: making these. Yes, that's the craziest thing about this. Like

892
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 3: now anything close to this is a blogger who makes

893
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 3: like ninety cents a post.

894
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 4: Reviewing the Masked Singer.

895
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, exactly. Let's see. Oh my god, I'm going

896
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 3: to just live in these for a while. Do they

897
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: still do TV Guide?

898
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I mean, they don't even have

899
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 4: like a tv O Guide anymore really like shame. Oh

900
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 4: this is agoing in a Groundhog Day was airing at

901
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 4: eight o'clock on ABC and it says Bill Murray is

902
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 4: in love with Andy McDowell.

903
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: That's all. The main hook of the thing is gone.

904
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 4: There we go.

905
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 3: That could be any movie. It's like the easiest to describe.

906
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: Everyone knows the plot of that movie at this point,

907
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 3: and it's so interesting.

908
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 4: But they were trying to I guess hook the people

909
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 4: who read TV Guide at the time and were.

910
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 3: Just like, I don't want any of that science shit.

911
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 3: Let's see there are a lot of full house. Yeah,

912
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 3: it's a full house period. Jesse's lack of privacy drives

913
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 3: him out of the house for a break from the family,

914
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 3: and he winds up missing the baby's eighteen month birthday party.

915
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 3: Who cares the baby? Yeah, the baby who was the

916
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 3: of the babies. I think he has twins twins and

917
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 3: Lri Laughlin right, they were like, well, we have the

918
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 3: twins playing one person. Now, let's get twins playing twins.

919
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 4: It was Quadruplet's playing twins. No, I'm just making that up. Now,

920
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 4: that might be true. It might have to be sense right.

921
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,760
Speaker 3: With the tag rules.

922
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

923
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: Interesting, Wow, if those are four kids, what was going

924
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 3: on in that family? They had four kids and decided

925
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 3: to make all of them actors.

926
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 4: Doesn't the premise of full House sound like a fucking

927
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 4: nightmare if you were living in it?

928
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 3: Right? Depressing? Yeah, the whole thing. It's like a guy's

929
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 3: wife dies.

930
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's before before you go.

931
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 3: And then his brothers end up living with him or something.

932
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, isn't I think Uncle Joey I think

933
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 4: was the wife's brother. I might be getting this totally wrong, right,

934
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 4: and then Jesse Ane Lisa is nodding, she knows. And

935
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: then Jesse was not related by blood, I don't think, right.

936
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 4: He was like, he was a friend.

937
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 3: He was a drifter. It's just a strange man.

938
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 4: He was. He was the wife, the dead wife's uh

939
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 4: husband boyfriend. Yeah he was. He was making love to

940
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 4: the wife before she died.

941
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 3: Things are very tense in the tenor household and we're

942
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 3: basically family.

943
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that house was not that big. Think about all

944
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 4: the the just the number of adults living in that

945
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 4: house too much?

946
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, too much, ones living the attic, ones in the basement.

947
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 3: One has a failing comedy career, One has failing music career.

948
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 4: That's the worst part living with a failed stand up

949
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 4: comedian while you're trying to raise Both of.

950
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: Those guys are on coke.

951
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yes, heavy cokeys. Yes, a failed rock and

952
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 4: roll star and a failed stand up comedian.

953
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 3: Yes, they have so many issues. I know you bring

954
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: those into the house with your chill. What sort of

955
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 3: parent his dan?

956
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 4: Unbelievable?

957
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 3: Before the millennials come for me, it is swapped. It

958
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: is Uncle Joey was the friend and Uncle Jesse.

959
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 4: Oh interesting about Bridger and I are millennials, by the way,

960
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 4: let's let's let's.

961
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 3: Give Jen alpha. I'm eleven years old. I am young

962
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 3: Jen Alfie.

963
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Bridge and I are elderly millennials, is what

964
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 4: it is.

965
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 3: But but uncle Joey was I'm sorry, he was the friend. Yes,

966
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 3: he was called the friend. And alanis Morrissett's spurned lover. Yes,

967
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: that was his not only his real story, but also

968
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 3: within the show. I believe I've been to Jeff Franklin's house.

969
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 3: You have nightmarish experience. One of the most bizarre things

970
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 3: that's ever happened to me. I was two weeks into

971
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 3: dating Jim and he's like, oh, I do these things

972
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 3: called living room shows that Ileana Douglas. I don't know

973
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 3: if you know who that is. She's like, she was

974
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: in a bunch of Scorsese movies and started doing these

975
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 3: shows in people's living rooms, rich people's houses around la

976
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: and as a benefit or whatever. And I guess he

977
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: was doing one about paper straws. This was all before

978
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 3: every allegation in the world came out against him. But

979
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 3: Jim was singing there in front of his shark tank,

980
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: and he's like, I don't think you'd want to go

981
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 3: to this. I was like, of course I would want

982
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 3: to go to It's built on shar and Tate's property. Wow,

983
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: the tackiest mansion in America. And I got to go

984
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 3: and sit through one of the weirdest things I've ever seen,

985
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 3: several performers, Jim singing, sit down, you're rocking the boat

986
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 3: in front of a shark tank. Wayne Newton was there.

987
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 4: It was I mean, I'm not surprised you fell in

988
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 4: love with Jim that bad night.

989
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 3: It was a very strange time. And then Jeff Franklin,

990
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: of course, was one of the slimiest people I've ever seen. Wow,

991
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 3: And again, oh yeah, we're talking about full house and

992
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 3: now I think.

993
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 4: He did get you into the Hollywood illuminati, though, yeah,

994
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: you owe them.

995
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 3: I think that house is probably still on the market.

996
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 3: It's like, why would you buy that? There?

997
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 4: Is Like I live in Burbank and there's a house

998
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 4: that has been in sale in the Hills of Burbank

999
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 4: for many years now, and it was clearly owned and

1000
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 4: built and maintained by like someone who was a Hollywood

1001
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 4: producer who had a lot of money in like nineteen

1002
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 4: fifty seven, right, and it's so big, and the house

1003
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 4: is on sale for like eight million dollars. But someone

1004
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 4: today who has eight million dollars wouldn't be caught dead

1005
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 4: living there. So it's in this weird real estate sort

1006
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 4: of limbo where anyone who would actually maybe want to

1007
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 4: live in the house could never afford it because it's

1008
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 4: insanely priced.

1009
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, that's the thing with all those like super

1010
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: expensive mansions. I always think, well, if I had that

1011
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 3: much money, I would just get the house I wanted. Yeah,

1012
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 3: why would I buy somebody else's weird idea of a house?

1013
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, and someone who like built it, Yeah it was

1014
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 4: their dream house. But like that changes so generationally so

1015
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 4: quick course.

1016
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and anyone when it's specifically their dream house, they

1017
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 3: probably have something they will deeply annoy you because they

1018
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 3: haven't got a very specific idea of how to live.

1019
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 4: Even just like like we we just got kitchen cabinets

1020
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 4: because the ones and we moved into the house. You know,

1021
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 4: they were like handbuilt, but they're falling apart, and you

1022
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 4: know in the color is like kind of it looks

1023
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 4: very like kind of two thousands, and we were like,

1024
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 4: we need some new cabinets. And my father was beside himself.

1025
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 4: He was like, these are beautiful handmade oak cabinets and

1026
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 4: you're just gonna throw them in the trash And I go, Dad,

1027
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 4: They're they're literally falling out of the wall. And he goes,

1028
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 4: what are you getting. I go, I know cabinets dot

1029
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 4: Com and they're they're Shaker cabinets and he's his mind.

1030
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 4: He was spinning in circles. He couldn't believe it. The

1031
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 4: Eagle Scout was like, I will some men built these

1032
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 4: with his own blood, sweat and tears, and you're throwing

1033
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 4: it away some man who's been dead for thirty years.

1034
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 3: Probably, But yeah, have they been installed yet?

1035
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 4: Yes?

1036
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just wanted to feel about them.

1037
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 4: He said nothing when he came over and saw them.

1038
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 4: So I feel like there was some sort of simmering

1039
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: baby boomer rage going on.

1040
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 3: That happens to an old cabinet. It doesn't get sent

1041
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 3: to goodwill, No, it's destroyed.

1042
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 4: I feel like when you renovate your house, you just

1043
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 4: have to sort of have a little mental disconnect, going like,

1044
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 4: this is all just going right in a landfill. Right,

1045
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: there's no recycling, there's no it's just it's going right

1046
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 4: in there.

1047
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right, What is the website? What's the Facebook thing?

1048
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 3: Buy nothing?

1049
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1050
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 3: I think you could put them on by nothing and

1051
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: they would be stripped out of your house within ten minutes.

1052
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 4: We put one thing on buy nothing, and we got

1053
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 4: like fished, we got scammed.

1054
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 3: You're kidding, Like it wins immediately, We wins in that

1055
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: situation we put we were getting rid of a couch

1056
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 3: is when we moved, and we're like, I wouldn't rot

1057
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 3: for this couch anymore.

1058
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 4: And so my wife put it up there and it

1059
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 4: was like two hundred and fifty bucks and immediately someone responds, going,

1060
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 4: I would like it, and I can't. I can't give

1061
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 4: you cash. I want to like like send it you

1062
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 4: something on zell or like a PayPal and I can't

1063
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 4: pick it up, but I'm going to pay you and

1064
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 4: then I'm to secure the item and then I'm gonna

1065
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: come pick it up at a later date. We're like,

1066
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 4: that's weird. And then it was like I sent you

1067
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 4: a PayPal request, did you get it? And the person

1068
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 4: got weirdly aggressive, and I was like, I think this

1069
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 4: is maybe some sort of scam. And we looked it

1070
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 4: up and it was like that's very common. Yeah, And

1071
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 4: that was the first thing we ever tried to like

1072
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 4: sell and buy nothing. I guess is when you give

1073
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 4: it away for free, So that's different. I guess this

1074
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 4: was a this was Facebook marketplace, but.

1075
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a different whole other game than Yeah.

1076
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 4: But then the buy nothing thing, that is good because

1077
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 4: it goes to a good place. But then people are

1078
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: coming to your to your house, and that's sometimes they

1079
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 4: want to inspect the item.

1080
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 3: If you're getting it for free, no question y, Yes

1081
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, you were coming and you're taking

1082
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 3: it away. Yeah, that's your garbage man, And as far

1083
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 3: as I'm concerned, I will leave it in the street

1084
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: for you. Yeah, Because people will be like, I have

1085
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 3: half a jar of protein powder.

1086
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1087
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 3: You can't ask questions about that sort of thing. It's

1088
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 3: just come get it.

1089
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. My sister in law lives in Manhattan and during

1090
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 4: COVID there there by nothing. Group was like, very uh,

1091
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 4: very active. And she said someone was giving away a

1092
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 4: half eaten cake and there were the number of people

1093
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 4: who wanted a half eaten cake during the height of

1094
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 4: the pandemic was believable.

1095
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were just experimenting. They were having the time

1096
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 3: of their lives.

1097
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 4: People a deal.

1098
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 3: Well, is there anything left we should say about TV Guide?

1099
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 3: I'm just so excited about these. This is really like

1100
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: up my alley in a way that you have no idea.

1101
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 4: I feel like we haven't. Man, I really want to

1102
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 4: get in this one.

1103
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 3: Let's see. Uh. I love Dylan's dilemma sends him back

1104
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 3: to the bottle. That's tough to hear. Sister sister appalled

1105
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 3: by lyrics to a rap song. Lisa and Ray refuse

1106
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 3: to buy concert ticket for the Twins grow.

1107
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 4: Up Weirdly, I'm seeing no Kevin Sorbo interview in this.

1108
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 3: I did see. I'll post a photo of this. Let's

1109
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 3: mark this as a note to post. It's just it's

1110
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: an ad for ABC Prime Time. And there's a picture

1111
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: of Roseanne and it says ha ha. There's a picture

1112
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: of Ellen, who we all love, and it says ha ha.

1113
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: And then there's a picture of who are these two

1114
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 3: news anchors? There is that Sam Donaldson and Diane Sawyer.

1115
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 3: Oh of course Diane own six movies for twenty nine

1116
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: cents each. Did you ever belong to one of those

1117
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 3: clubs like a Columbia House and you would order like

1118
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 3: fifty CDs for a dime and then your parents would

1119
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: get billed.

1120
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 4: I think my parents were too cheap. This is why

1121
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 4: I'm cheap. Is my parents were too cheap to even

1122
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 4: even give me the penny.

1123
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, you wouldn't get I think, Actually,

1124
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 3: what would happen with Columbia House. I don't know how

1125
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: they stay in business because literally children would sign up

1126
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,439
Speaker 3: and have no means of paying them, and then the kid,

1127
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: like I remember multiple times, just being like, well I

1128
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 3: don't have the money, and then they would just hang

1129
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 3: up and that was the end of the thing. Oh,

1130
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 3: they must have been losing. I don't know. I don't know.

1131
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh God, so many cigarette ads do they still print

1132
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 3: cigarette ads. I'll think.

1133
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 4: So, I think legally you can't.

1134
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I think you have to be in a

1135
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 3: country without those laws.

1136
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 4: The watchful eye of the.

1137
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 3: Wow, the gorgeous. I got a real holiday issue. Here.

1138
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: Are you watching anything on TV?

1139
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 4: I'm a real, just kind of basic television viewer. I

1140
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 4: enjoy Marvel shows. I watched Daredevil Born Again, which I

1141
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 4: was delighted by. I watched the Ironheart series, which I

1142
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 4: was I'm kind of like a Marvel completist. Even when

1143
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 4: I'm not as interested in the show, I still I

1144
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 4: still watch it, and I enjoy all those But you know,

1145
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 4: because we have kids, we have such limited television time,

1146
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 4: and so like I, you know, I like, on a workday, no,

1147
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 4: there's no question I will not be watching There's no

1148
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 4: there's no joy on it, of course, you know, free

1149
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 4: time on a workday. And then like on the weekends,

1150
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 4: my daughter who's now eleven, is like, why can't I

1151
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 4: stay up until ten o'clock? And there's not a good

1152
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 4: answer to why she can't until And she'll be like, well,

1153
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 4: what do you guys want to watch? I want to

1154
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 4: watch it too, and we go, well, you can't watch it,

1155
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 4: and she's like why, and then I have to go, well,

1156
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 4: there might be like, you know, adults making love and

1157
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 4: and I can't say that to my daughter, of course,

1158
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 4: and she also does not Kids don't understand. They can't

1159
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 4: compute the idea that you would maybe want to not

1160
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 4: be with them for like one hour, you know. And

1161
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 4: we're trying to explain like, well, you know, like mom and

1162
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 4: I like we we have a relationship and you know

1163
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 4: that was even around before you guys, and you know,

1164
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 4: and we like to have a little time by ourselves.

1165
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,919
Speaker 4: And they're like, but like, what do you guys even

1166
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 4: do when we're here? And the answer is like, we

1167
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 4: just kind of look at our phones while the show

1168
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 4: plays on television. But like that's an important, of course

1169
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 4: saying parents need, but they really can't compute it. So

1170
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 4: I for me, I have to sometimes I will get up.

1171
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 4: This is so sad, I'm saying this outlied. I will

1172
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 4: get up at like six am on Saturday, and I'll

1173
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 4: watch a show before the kids wake up, and I'm

1174
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 4: happy sleep.

1175
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this is my me and my sister's relationship

1176
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 3: where she has three kids, and I'll like have finished

1177
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 3: a series like three months ago and I'll be like,

1178
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 3: what do you mean you saw nine episodes left to watch?

1179
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 3: It's like, well, because I get to watch ten minutes

1180
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 3: a day. Yeah, well it's micro does the babysit?

1181
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, even like adolescents, we watch and we really liked that.

1182
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 4: I go, oh, there's only three episodes. We can knock

1183
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 4: this out on like like a Saturday night maybe, and

1184
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 4: then then we've watched the show. Right, then we get

1185
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 4: the the dopamine hit. If we finished a season.

1186
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 3: Some completion of something. Yeah, oh god, yeah, I can't

1187
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 3: do it. I simply can't. I'm just going to be

1188
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 3: a child for the rest of my life.

1189
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 4: It's it's an easier way to go. We love our

1190
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 4: children dearly. But the logistical part of it is it's complicated.

1191
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: It's fraught, to say the least.

1192
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like we should play a game.

1193
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 4: I would love to on a least should.

1194
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 3: What do you think gift her a cursor? Gift master today,

1195
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 3: let's do. Let's do gift a curse? Okay, gorgeous, let

1196
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 3: me get it. I have to get into the dock

1197
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 3: and do some light calculating, get our game pieces. Great,

1198
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: here's some yardwork starting. Let's all enjoy that. Right now,

1199
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1200
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I feel like everyone says seven, so I'm

1201
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 4: gonna say four.

1202
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 3: Okay. I have to do some like calculating to get

1203
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 3: the game pieces. So promote, recommend to whatever you want.

1204
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 4: Okay, great, see promoting. I have a book out. I

1205
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 4: wrote a book this year called Wow, You Look Terrible.

1206
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 4: It's a it's a parenting book. It's a comedy book,

1207
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 4: but it's a self help book as well that helps

1208
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 4: parents get back the three things they lose when they

1209
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 4: have kids, which is their time, their money, and their mind.

1210
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 4: I think that's out if you're somebody who's not opposed

1211
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 4: to gifts like bridge. I think it makes a good

1212
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 4: gift for any parent out there, or you might enjoy

1213
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 4: it if you're a parent yourself. I'm also a head

1214
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 4: writer and a producer on a television show called Jimmy Kimmelive.

1215
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 4: That's on weekdays eleven thirty five pm on Channel seven ABC.

1216
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 4: And that's all I got.

1217
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 3: Gorgeous. Yeah, everybody, consume, consume, consume, Go get the book,

1218
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 3: watch the show. Do both at once. Nobody. I mean,

1219
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 3: that's a that's not a two screen experience. Yeah, no,

1220
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: you feel like that could be a new hybrid of something.

1221
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 4: I only read physical books now, Like I do not

1222
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 4: like reading on an iPad.

1223
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I lost my kindle on the plane source

1224
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 3: subject for me.

1225
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that. First of all, thank you,

1226
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 4: but I feel like reading on an iPad. There's too

1227
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 4: many other like more exciting way can then read a book.

1228
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 4: It's like there's a reason there's no library at Disneyland, right,

1229
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 4: no one would go in, right, So I feel like

1230
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 4: I need the physical book because no text messages can

1231
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 4: pop up, right, there's no Twitter.

1232
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 3: I would say even the kindle is harder to focus

1233
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: on than with a regular book, because you can look

1234
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 3: up the meaning of any word. Yeah, and like I'll

1235
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 3: find a word that's like kind of aware of and

1236
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 3: I'll still look up the definition and then I'm thrown

1237
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: off for a half hour. Yeah, I need to get

1238
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 3: back into physical books. And maybe the universe is trying well,

1239
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 3: Delta is. I've reported it to the loss of thatut

1240
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 3: and I'm sure they're on it.

1241
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 4: They've been up all night.

1242
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, okay, this is how we play Gift or

1243
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 3: a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You're gonna

1244
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 3: tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why?

1245
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: And I don't tell if you're right a wrong, because

1246
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: there are a correct answers. All right. This first one

1247
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 3: is from a listener named Rick, and it says gift

1248
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 3: or a curse correcting someone's misuse of a word.

1249
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 4: Curse for sure? Why because the only reason okay, so

1250
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 4: I should ask of it's the perspective someone correcting you, Danny,

1251
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 4: or you correcting someone Danny.

1252
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you any more information.

1253
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 4: Shoot, okay, all right, okay, well hold on, let me

1254
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 4: reassess here. Now I'm gonna say curse because the only

1255
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 4: reason anyone is doing that. You might say it's because, well,

1256
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 4: I don't want you to keep using the word incorrectly

1257
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 4: in the future. The only reason you're doing it is

1258
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 4: to feel superior to the person, I guarantee. And I

1259
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 4: will do this to my children sometimes because I feel responsible,

1260
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 4: like if I don't correct it, right, like who else

1261
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 4: is going to tell them? And maybe I don't want

1262
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 4: them to be embarrassed at school. But if this is

1263
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 4: an adult doing it to another adult, absolutely a curse.

1264
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 3: Correct. Yeah? This one for me? This I have to

1265
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 3: just say curse. I mean, what what a rude behavior?

1266
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: I mean, there's no good way to correct the way

1267
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 3: somebody pronounces a word. Yeah, there's the one where you, uh,

1268
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 3: just repeat the word using the correct pronunciation. So so condescending,

1269
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 3: so condescending. Also pointing at ut out you're looking for

1270
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 3: a fight? Yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you? Just let

1271
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 3: it go?

1272
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:04,439
Speaker 4: Right?

1273
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 3: And I guess this is a misuse, So I guess

1274
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 3: it could be pronunciation or someone. It's just like, unless

1275
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 3: you're looking to start a fight. And I support people

1276
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 3: picking fights all the time, but I have to say,

1277
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 3: you just don't do it.

1278
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 4: And in your head you do that, and then you

1279
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: imagine that person going, oh my god, thank you for

1280
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 4: telling me. That's not the emotion. The person feels like,

1281
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 4: oh you asshole.

1282
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 3: No, I mean, there's actually kind of nothing worse, no

1283
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 3: worse feeling than someone like, oh you misused that word.

1284
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that should be done privately and in shame. Later,

1285
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 4: if you realize you've been using a word incorrectly, that

1286
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 4: is a private moment between you and God.

1287
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 3: Send it an anonymous letter letting them know, but don't

1288
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: get it in person. Okay, you've gotten one right, so

1289
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 3: far good.

1290
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1291
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: Number two. This is from a listener named Zach Gift

1292
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 3: to a curse Toms Chewable Tablets.

1293
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 4: Go Gift. Why, well, I should say I've never used that.

1294
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 4: This is funny you bring this something I've never used

1295
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 4: thumbs before. In the last week and a half, I've

1296
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: had the thought, as a forty year old man, maybe

1297
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 4: I should start using toms right. So, I'm not speaking

1298
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 4: from experience here. I'm only imagining what using toms is like.

1299
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 4: But I've been thinking about it quite a bit lately,

1300
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 4: and perhaps I'm over idealizing the effect of tombs, but

1301
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 4: I do feel like it will be a positive change

1302
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 4: in my life should I ever work up the courage

1303
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 4: to begin using.

1304
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 3: Them right right, wrong, augh, curse. This is my thing

1305
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 3: with the tombs chewable tablet and I've I've had a

1306
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 3: few experiences in the past. My stomach is essentially steel,

1307
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 3: but occasionally I push it too far and they work

1308
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 3: like a miracle.

1309
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 4: They do.

1310
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 3: The taste and texture of this product is one of

1311
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 3: the worst things you can possibly imagine. Just make it

1312
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: a swallow mobile pill. I don't like the age you

1313
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 3: need to be to have a tombs you should learn

1314
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 3: to have swallowed a pill.

1315
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 4: Oh, I see. Yeah, it's sort of like a Flintstone's

1316
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 4: chewable vitamin for grown adults.

1317
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, kid needs a thumbs. Yeah, and look look

1318
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 3: we are. It goes out to children who need tombs

1319
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: and their heartburn and they're spicy eating. But I feel

1320
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: like for the the audience, the we should just swallow

1321
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: the pill. Because you chew one of these things, it's

1322
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 3: necho level of disgusting.

1323
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 4: Can you swallow a chewable tombs or is that.

1324
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 3: Choke immediately all instant death? At least tombs. I'm talking

1325
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 3: to thumbs right now. Gather the office around. Make it

1326
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 3: a better flavor. It's a candy. Is artificial flavor? Just

1327
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 3: do a better flavor.

1328
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 4: Are there distinct flavors because there's different colors in the Again,

1329
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 4: I'm a I have never heard personally use about the product.

1330
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 4: I'm a neophyte, but I want to know, like are

1331
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 4: different Like I've tried like those like fiber gummy things

1332
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 4: and they claim that some are peach and some are strawberry.

1333
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 4: Or is there a singular Tombs flavor or do they

1334
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 4: kind of mix it up?

1335
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: I want to say that they're different flavors on at

1336
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 3: least do you think they're like subtle and discuss? They're

1337
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: all bad so it doesn't really matter. But I think

1338
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 3: feel like there's like a banana strawberry, a.

1339
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 4: Grape banana is a bad choice.

1340
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just make them like like a sour candy.

1341
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 3: I guess you all. Then you run the risk of

1342
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 3: now I want to eat a ton of tons?

1343
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 4: Yes, right, and then you'll get super powers.

1344
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 3: Why I don't run a medication company.

1345
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 4: What medication would you take to give you that effect

1346
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 4: that you would swallow? Is there one on the market

1347
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 4: or has Tom's completely cornered this area? There must be

1348
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 4: a pill form of a heartburn medic heartburn medication or nexium?

1349
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 4: Or or is that the cult?

1350
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: Nexium is some sort of breathing I think yeah, nextium

1351
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 3: is a cult. There's another thing called Wait, there's nexium

1352
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 3: the cult. And then there is a product that's very.

1353
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 4: Cool next, because I maybe I've tried that. It's next. Next, No,

1354
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 4: not next, there's.

1355
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 3: Something that's like for it's clear your breathing or something interesting. Listener,

1356
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 3: it's nexium that is the pill? What's the cult?

1357
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 4: Or are they kind of under the same umbrellas, the

1358
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 4: cult name, the same parent company.

1359
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 3: What's going on? It's nexum, Yeah, they're both is also

1360
01:00:59,320 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 3: called next to them?

1361
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,439
Speaker 4: What poor branding on one of their parts. I don't

1362
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 4: know which one came first, but someone should have googled it.

1363
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 4: I cannot be true.

1364
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 3: What is happening? Well, you didn't get the point. We've

1365
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 3: got everybody. Look, do your research on medicine and cults.

1366
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 3: We don't want you, you know, thinking you're taking a

1367
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 3: medication and ending up having being branded or something. Okay,

1368
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 3: this is from a listener named Annie Gift. He a curse.

1369
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 3: Stay in your car, oil change places a curse.

1370
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 4: Why you are trapped and there is nothing you can do.

1371
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 4: And I I feel judged. When my car's being worked on,

1372
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 4: I feel like they get in there and they go,

1373
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,120
Speaker 4: oh boy, it's been the sky went h thirty five

1374
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 4: hundred miles instead of the three thousand miles. And we

1375
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 4: can tell immediately whatever. But when I'm in the waiting

1376
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 4: room and I'm drinking you know, instant coffee, your room

1377
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 4: temperature water, I feel like there's a there's a separation

1378
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 4: that's needed. I kind of feel like you're I feel

1379
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 4: like i'm in like an aquarium, sort of being judged

1380
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 4: by these men. Right, I are doing work I wouldn't

1381
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 4: even know how to start to know how to do

1382
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 4: on my own car. And I feel like, for social

1383
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 4: reasons and just just good decorum, you need to separate

1384
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 4: the customer from the vehicle during these situations. Correct, Yes,

1385
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 4: thank you. Curse.

1386
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 3: I mean there's so many things that could go wrong here.

1387
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't want to be in the

1388
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 3: car when the thing collapses on the person.

1389
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh you are at least an accessory of crime.

1390
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 4: If not directly responsible, life is ruined. Yeah, you and

1391
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: your car is haunted horrible.

1392
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 3: Also, what I mean that's them trying to cut costs

1393
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 3: on those gorgeous little paper cups that you get to

1394
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,959
Speaker 3: drink the water out of. That. I like the taste

1395
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 3: of that you only ever see the only other places

1396
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 3: in the dentist's office.

1397
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 4: Yes, and usually you're.

1398
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 3: Getting the flora or the scope in those, so you

1399
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 3: get just the water on paper taste.

1400
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 4: Yet, right, I love.

1401
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: Being in a waiting room at an oil change.

1402
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1403
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 4: Odd things on the television.

1404
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 3: Tile that you'll see in no other building on the planet. Yeah,

1405
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 3: usually a wall that's painted the most garish red you

1406
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 3: can imagine, or maroon.

1407
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel like you're.

1408
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 3: Saying red or maroon walls and you're s getting to

1409
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 3: watch Judge Judy.

1410
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what is the benefit to them to staying

1411
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 4: in the I feel like the pitch is that's a benefit.

1412
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 3: To you at the coom Union.

1413
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 4: It's faster. It can't be faster.

1414
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 3: It's saving probably a total of thirty to sixty seconds. Yeah,

1415
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 3: getting out of the car and walking into the place.

1416
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way it's actually faster for you.

1417
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 3: It's they're cutting costs and making it seem like it's

1418
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: a better thing for it, like they're doing you a favor, right. Yeah,

1419
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 3: I want my free water. I want a few minutes

1420
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 3: of Judge Judy. Yeah, I want the smell of the place,

1421
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 3: and I want I love when they come in and

1422
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 3: say your car's done. It's like everything's okay. You get

1423
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 3: to take your family member home. They're not going to

1424
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 3: die here.

1425
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's sort of like like how like babies used

1426
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 4: to be born. It's like the father would sit out

1427
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 4: like smoking and they go congratulations, everything went great, and

1428
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 4: go wow, thank you, and you get to be.

1429
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 3: On your ways. Nice. Exactly, Well, you've got two out

1430
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 3: of three, all right, absolutely a passing grade. You could

1431
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 3: have really failed, and that would have been horrifying for everybody.

1432
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 4: I feel like I wouldn't if I had run into

1433
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 4: you elsewhere after this, I would have absolutely.

1434
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, have we met?

1435
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 4: Okay?

1436
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 3: I didn't even have the final doc open, so let

1437
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 3: me get this open. Okay, here we go. This is

1438
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,959
Speaker 3: the final segment of the podcast. It's called I Said

1439
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 3: No Emails. People write into I Said No gifts at

1440
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. They send voice notes that are sixty

1441
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 3: seconds long in a quiet area. I think that's all

1442
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 3: you have to do, right, Honalise Onaliz is giving me

1443
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 3: the thumbs up about that. Uh we you help me

1444
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 3: answer a question?

1445
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 4: I would love to you.

1446
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 3: Okay, this is Hello Bridger, an incredibly talented guest.

1447
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1448
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 3: Jury's still out. I live in a beautiful area where

1449
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 3: there's a lot of hiking and outdoor recreation. With influencers

1450
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 3: being so prevalent, now we have we have had a

1451
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 3: hard time going anywhere without loads of people about no

1452
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 3: more secret spots. I can't decide if it feels good

1453
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 3: to share the space and see people getting outside and

1454
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 3: moving their bodies pervert or wishing to keep it to ourselves,

1455
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 3: which feels selfish. Is gate keeping a gift or a curse? Oh?

1456
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 3: This was a secret gift or a curse? Interesting? Come on,

1457
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 3: thank you. And that's from Jenny from the Pacific Northwest PNW.

1458
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 3: As Jenny puts it, okay, all right, I don't think

1459
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 3: I've ever heard pnd me. I handled that really well. Well. Now,

1460
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 3: I guess we just have to discuss if this is

1461
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 3: if gatekeeping is a gift or a curse, especially I

1462
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 3: guess within the realm of outdoor spaces.

1463
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think people ruin everything that's nice in this world,

1464
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 4: and so I think it's you should be able to

1465
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 4: have your own little secret spot like I go, I

1466
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 4: go hiking in the in the hills of Burbank. When

1467
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 4: I go hiking and there's like a moderate amount of

1468
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 4: people up there, you don't want to be totally alone,

1469
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 4: but you want to see someone every twenty minutes and

1470
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 4: you give them a little head nod and.

1471
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, when they can find your body.

1472
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,760
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, there's a there's a last own whereabout situation? Right,

1473
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 4: and maybe you still want to see some wildlife if

1474
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 4: there's too many people. There's no wildlife all of a sudden,

1475
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 4: And the reason to go to a place like this

1476
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 4: is to try to find some peace in this fucking

1477
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 4: nightmare we live in right every day. So if you're

1478
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 4: there and the word influencer was triggering to me here

1479
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 4: because I feel like if you are somewhere and there's

1480
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 4: people recording a TikTok video, that that is the most

1481
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 4: enraging thing I can run into in like a nature space.

1482
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 3: In a just regular space.

1483
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 4: Yes. By the way, I my zero tolerance thing now

1484
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 4: is people doing that in like target, like reviewing a

1485
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 4: product or playing a hilarious little prank in a store.

1486
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 4: I'm here to get mouthwashed, and I'm not part of

1487
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 4: your show of all time. Yes, but no, I think

1488
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 4: you should if you have a spot you like, tell

1489
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 4: no one about it. But do you agree?

1490
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 3: Oh of course. It's a weird. Uh. I feel like

1491
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 3: if something is a free thing, that is especially it's

1492
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 3: supposed to be peaceful, keep it to yourself. Yes. With

1493
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 3: restaurants and stuff, that's a trickier thing where it's like

1494
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 3: you don't want the restaurant to go out of business, Yeah,

1495
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 3: but you also don't want it to become so popular that.

1496
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 4: It you've along the road there.

1497
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 3: So I don't know how that part of gatekeeping I think. Actually,

1498
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 3: I guess I think all gatekeeping is incredible. I think

1499
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 3: every gate should be kept.

1500
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 4: You would rather a restaurant go out of business and

1501
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 4: the owner their family is on the street, as long

1502
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 4: as you don't have to wait for a table.

1503
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that's ultimately I'm with the wake of dead

1504
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 3: restaurants just in my wake, but with the public space

1505
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 3: is that sort of thing? I think actively keep it

1506
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 3: to yourself. Don't even tell close friends, no family members,

1507
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 3: blindfold them. Yes, I just thought of one random question

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01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 3: to ask you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm sorry. I know it's the end of

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01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 4: the podcast, but it popped into my head and I

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01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 4: cannot leave until I know the answer. What is your

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01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 4: favorite chain restaurant?

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01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 3: Oh? Interesting, this is a great question. Okay, i've recently.

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01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 3: It's complicated. First of all, the one I go to regularly.

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01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 4: You're not going to say the name because you don't

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01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 4: want people to go there.

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01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 3: Now, I'll name all of these because who cares. They're

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01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 3: all out to ruin each other. And the one that

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01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,800
Speaker 3: I go to regularly has withstood the storm. Is in

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01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 3: and out. Okay, they've managed to continue to expand and

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01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,840
Speaker 3: be popular and not be disgusting. Yeah, I'll eat a

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01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 3: hamburger there once a week. My heart is going to fail.

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01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 3: A more controversial one in this household currently is I've

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01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 3: started going to a place called the Habit or Habit Burke.

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01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 4: I'm familiar with Habit.

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01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jim was away for a while. He's working. He

1527
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 3: was in a show on Broadway for about six months,

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01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 3: and I needed a grilled chicken sand which I could

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01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 3: not find one anywhere. I found it at the Habit,

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01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 3: and I was shocked. I thought, this is pretty good.

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01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 3: This is the qualifier. I kind of describe it as

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01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 3: National park food.

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01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 4: Okay.

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01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 3: It feels like basically the quality of food that you

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01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 3: would get at a like one of the little weird

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01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 3: places is at a national park where you like, I'm

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01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:02,799
Speaker 3: hungry enough.

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01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, or like or like like you might have it

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01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 4: like a water park potentially, Yeah, the.

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01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 3: Water park is maybe one level bullet Okay, okay, okay,

1541
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 3: but yeah, like you know, it's like this is totally

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01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 3: fun edible. But I've been going there, and let's see

1543
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 3: if I.

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01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 4: Feel like I should have a third Well, I'm gonna

1545
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 4: say even those two you named are almost kind of

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01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 4: indie in the grand scheme of chain restaurants. There, I

1547
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 4: was hoping, okay, there was going you were going to

1548
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 4: be like I love Ruby Tuesdays. I was hoping you

1549
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 4: had one deep inside. And maybe you.

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01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 3: Don't like this. I'm trying to think of one I

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01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 3: never I haven't been to in probably fifteen years is Chili's. Yeah,

1552
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 3: and I have good fond memories of Chili's me too.

1553
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 4: Chili's was was mine.

1554
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, But they're not around LA anymore, so I can't

1555
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 3: really speak to the quality.

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01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't eat gluten anymore, which knocks out almost

1557
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 4: every chain restaurant there is.

1558
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 3: But I will say this about chain restaurants. My sister

1559
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 3: is Celiac, and I feel like a lot of chain restaurants.

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01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 3: I have such strict st that if you do find

1561
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 3: one that's like gluten frey friendly, they are pretty good

1562
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 3: about it.

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01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 4: They're almost too good about it. I find restaurants that

1564
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 4: take it seriously. I feel guilty and the manager comes

1565
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 4: out almost like scared to talk to me, and they

1566
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,759
Speaker 4: go we hear there's a gluten allergy at the table.

1567
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 3: I go, ah, yeah, yeah, we fired your service.

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01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 4: They ate bread within the last month and they are

1569
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 4: gone in case they breathe on you. No, I don't

1570
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:27,640
Speaker 4: have celiac and seag is very serious, like they have

1571
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 4: to treat it to So I they always ask me

1572
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 4: allergy or preference right now For me, it is an allergy,

1573
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 4: but it's not a serious allergy. And I know if

1574
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 4: I say allergy, a whole thing has to have back

1575
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 4: there of course, So I say preference and then I

1576
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 4: feel like a Hollywood yeah exactly style, Yeah, yeah exactly.

1577
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 4: And they look at me and they go, You're not

1578
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 4: that thin, Like what's you don't look healthy. There's not

1579
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,000
Speaker 4: a healthy glow about you. I don't know what you

1580
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 4: think this is accomplishing.

1581
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 3: Wait, so you would say Chili's. Is there another?

1582
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 4: Well Chili's? We we only eat at one restaurant. I

1583
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,120
Speaker 4: never eat a restaurants. It was a place called Don

1584
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 4: Kuco's and Burdbank. Oh that's just you're like just a

1585
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 4: family style Mexican restaurant. It is the only restaurant my

1586
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 4: kids will eat out. We used to go there once

1587
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 4: a week, right, and it's horribly unhealthy and it's wonderful

1588
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 4: and they have Margarita's and my kids only eat chips,

1589
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 4: and then we order them an entre they do not eat,

1590
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 4: and my son orders the hamburger there, which he says

1591
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 4: is delicious, even though he never eats it. And then

1592
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 4: when I cook him a hamburger at the house, he says,

1593
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 4: I don't like hamburgers. Play yes, and I go, well,

1594
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 4: you order you always or don Cuco's, but that one's good.

1595
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 4: And then I go crazy because I'm actually good at

1596
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 4: making hamburgers, of course, and it's it's really insulting.

1597
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:37,560
Speaker 3: I remember going through that period as a kid of

1598
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 3: being like I love hamburger's at McDonald's, but homemade ones

1599
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 3: like oh what is that?

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01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 4: Yes, even though they're easily better, yes, better taste, like.

1601
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 3: The worst home hamburger is going to be way better

1602
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 3: than a McDonald's hamburger. Maybe that's not entire Well whatever,

1603
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,520
Speaker 3: I don't need to be fair to McDonald's.

1604
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,839
Speaker 4: Well, well, and you're now you have Marlborough as a sponsor.

1605
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 4: You don't need McDonald's.

1606
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 3: We'll reach out to them next week. Just horrible Havergerson cigarettes.

1607
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 3: I'll be eating them on podcasts, smoking in my guest face. Well,

1608
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 3: I've got these gorgeous TV guys. I'm going to pour

1609
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 3: through these.

1610
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:12,679
Speaker 4: And I hope you pass them down to your children.

1611
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 3: Grand course, is Kevin Sorbo still alive as far as

1612
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,719
Speaker 3: I know as of this recording is as of this recording,

1613
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 3: as of this release. We'll see that there's a time difference, Kevin.

1614
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, if I don't know, if I care, Kevin,

1615
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 3: do whatever you want, live or die. I'm so thrill

1616
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 3: that you could be here today.

1617
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. I all kidding aside, I

1618
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 4: we we love you and we miss you at the

1619
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 4: show and you're You're a great guy, and I'm very

1620
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 4: happy to see you.

1621
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, and listener, the podcast is I'm

1622
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:44,240
Speaker 3: hitting the brakes. We're all going to well. We all

1623
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 3: have our seat belts on, so we're fine. The podcast

1624
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 3: is over. I love you, goodbye, I said. No Gifts

1625
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on

1626
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 3: Alise Nelson and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Toliday.

1627
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and

1628
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

1629
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said no gifts.

1630
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 3: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1631
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1632
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 3: the gifts I invit?

1633
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 4: Did you hear?

1634
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: Gonta man?

1635
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 2: Myself perfectly clear?

1636
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 3: But you're a guest to me.

1637
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests,

1638
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:44,799
Speaker 1: your presences presence, and I already had too much stuff.

1639
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 4: So how did you dan to survey me?