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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most critically important issues on the planet today. This is

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Speaker 1: important with Dutch in it. You're gonna go blind. Damn.

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Speaker 1: I just went back to the carnival in my head,

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Speaker 1: Holy ship. It was weird that we were both naked

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Speaker 1: outside doing jumping jacks. When I told him everything. I

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Speaker 1: was up in my daddy's nuts, just fucking jam in

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Speaker 1: the black street buckle up, Ollo America, Canada. Keep it going, Hello,

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Speaker 1: keep it going. Blake harder, harder, cold back, back, cold back,

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Speaker 1: hold back, every taking harder. Yeah, it is loud this week.

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Speaker 1: That is basically us screaming let's go into the microphone

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Speaker 1: for two minutes straight to start off the pod. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and let's good. I like it. It's got me fucking

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Speaker 1: going up, my dude. The amount of let's goes because

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Speaker 1: I was just I was in Covid City, USA, Tampa

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Speaker 1: on the super Bowl, and um, the amount of let's

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Speaker 1: goes surprisingly less. We counted. We only counted twelve. Let's

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Speaker 1: goes only twelve from who from the random people? Not

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Speaker 1: not me? When my friends act that I took uh,

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Speaker 1: not the two of us. Although we said about thirty

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Speaker 1: five times to get people going for but only a

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Speaker 1: I only twelve times total in the in the whole day,

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Speaker 1: only twelve audible let's go. So maybe it's dying down.

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Speaker 1: We don't know. Maybe maybe the let's go era is

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Speaker 1: fading out a little bit. Possibly, I don't wonder what

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Speaker 1: the next thing is. Hopefully we're moving on to something else. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that'd be nice. I agree, it's come on, give it

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Speaker 1: to me, Come on and give it to me, give

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Speaker 1: it to I mean, I wouldn't mind a little if

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Speaker 1: we just did that, that would be really cool. It's

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Speaker 1: just like hearing little kids open up their presence, you

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Speaker 1: know how, Like yeah, they're just like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: please station five. That would be tight. I'm down with that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how close are we to having people just

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Speaker 1: have sound boards? Though? Right, we're like you and you

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Speaker 1: can just hit the trigger and we're no longer expressing us.

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Speaker 1: Just like we don't use words and texts, we use emojis.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna use sound boards. Let's ask elon musk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. And the way like a gift is

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Speaker 1: such a great way to communicate with people. My goodness.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got all the fucking blue to speakers

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Speaker 1: that you can just throw, and you're connected to your phone.

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Speaker 1: That is a sound board. It's only a matter of time.

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Speaker 1: You're right. That's walking soundboards, right. You just need a

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Speaker 1: speaker jacket to rock. Yeah, a speaker jacket would be

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Speaker 1: fucking sick. Doctor. Here's the deal. I've got really explosive.

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Speaker 1: If I'm in the waiting room and I hear somebody

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Speaker 1: coming in and do that, fucking my day is better.

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Speaker 1: You know, it'll get your pecker hard. That that's We're

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Speaker 1: damn sure. That would get my peck hard. My pecker

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Speaker 1: is hard a lot of the time, but that would

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Speaker 1: get it harder. Yes, that's correct. Wow, Wow, you guys

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Speaker 1: look great. I'm actually kind of pumped, even though you

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Speaker 1: mentioned the Super Bowl. I'm drinking a aluminum bottle. These

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Speaker 1: things send me right to the stadium. Uh huh. They

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Speaker 1: sent me right to the cruise ship outside of the stadium.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, that too. That's right. We went to a

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl A. I actually told the story the other

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Speaker 1: day where we h Ozzie Smith walked out of our show.

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Speaker 1: He was so disgusted by our level of comedy that

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Speaker 1: we walked Ozzie Smith, the famous St. Louis Cardinal baseball player,

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Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz. Yeah, the Wizard of Oz. He

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Speaker 1: actually did backflips the entire way out how much he

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Speaker 1: had it. He stole the show with his backflips. Everybody

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Speaker 1: followed him because like, that show is better. That's what's wild.

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Speaker 1: Like the one super Bowl I've been to, and I

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Speaker 1: were like, yo, let's just get decked out in gear

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Speaker 1: because it was it wasn't like our team. None of

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Speaker 1: We're like hell yeah, And you guys all came rock

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Speaker 1: every time Seattle scored, which was about a billion times,

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Speaker 1: God damn. I guess I don't know what a the

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Speaker 1: probably John Denver star rack ing Mountain high. Adam. I

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Speaker 1: was super jealousy of you getting out of the fucking

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Speaker 1: catching COVID. Your two for two for like pretty bad

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Speaker 1: super Bowls. Yeah, I was like fun because I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be an amazing game. This dude is

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Speaker 1: it just was like a weird game. Well it was.

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Speaker 1: I you know, it was a weird time to to

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Speaker 1: We all got tested, or me and Za got tested

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Speaker 1: before we went. Everyone I got free tickets through the

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Speaker 1: NFL and in our box, everyone was tested and you

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Speaker 1: the most part everything everyone seemed like they were pretty

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Speaker 1: good about it. You had a football helmet, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: good to be here and feel safe. Let's chug sixty

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Speaker 1: beers and watch and then I did it again. I

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Speaker 1: There was like giant, it was like extra giant, and

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Speaker 1: and so I'm like doubling down. They were pirate Chiefs baby,

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Speaker 1: and then you know, then they just got their asses

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Speaker 1: kicked and once again I'm over to basically, dude, people

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Speaker 1: yelling at you with the games man, what's up, dude?

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Speaker 1: You lose? I'm not good at the in the in

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Speaker 1: the super Bowl set. It's a big stage, brother, it's

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Speaker 1: a big stage. What can you do? Remember when Kurt

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Speaker 1: two teams have been going at it all year, and

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Speaker 1: it was Kurt Russell like, men, we go out there

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Speaker 1: just like, Yo, this ship is tight. I'm a man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the main event that was pretty tight. STA video when

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Speaker 1: Like he played like the drums at halftime and ship

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Speaker 1: with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. You guys were so

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Speaker 1: amped on Bruno Mars after the Super Bowl. You were like,

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Speaker 1: thought he was off the charts. Yeah, he played the

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Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers the entire time. And then Bruno

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Speaker 1: had a blast. The other guys just fucking pretended, okay,

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Speaker 1: chill on, flee Okay, but of course, but I'm saying

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Speaker 1: It's just like it wasn't live. It wasn't fucking vibro.

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Speaker 1: it wasn't vibro. And he said it right before we

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Speaker 1: right before. Dude, he's pretty and that ship actually has

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Speaker 1: gotten better over time. Yeah, he's got the best producers

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Speaker 1: this ship. It's a gang of twenty people. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be good. We visit some Bruno. He's got some hits.

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Speaker 1: What's all? What the funk song did come on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I cannot name one Bruno Mars song. I just think

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Speaker 1: about him playing the drums. Uptown Funk gonna give it?

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Speaker 1: Did Uptown Funk give it to you? Yeah? It wasn't

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Speaker 1: Uptown Funk, but that motherfucker did give it to me.

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Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, durs is a good Bruno mars impersonator.

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Speaker 1: What can I tell you? I did have to sing

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Speaker 1: it when I did Mindy Project. It was like the

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Speaker 1: first thing I ever did. Really. They were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's fucking cool. And they go, you know, day one here,

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Speaker 1: I go, oh cool, and they go so like at

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Speaker 1: front of two hundred strange people like extras, singing Bruno

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Speaker 1: Mars at a church. Uh. And it was like seven

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Speaker 1: And I go to a p a I'm like, yo, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, And I go, you gotta find

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Speaker 1: me some super caffeine because I'm like Dragon Assid and

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Speaker 1: I need to be like fucking doing whatever that song

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Speaker 1: was up to give it to you, to be fair like.

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Speaker 1: And I think Bruno Mars is on record to being

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Speaker 1: saying now, that's everybody's blues. Everybody. It's a little bigger dude,

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Speaker 1: for sure. What are you crazy? Rock and rolls here

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Speaker 1: that rhyme? Up? Hey, hey my my rock and roll

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Speaker 1: will never die? Neil Young? Brother? Come on Zeppelin? No,

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Speaker 1: It's Neil Young. It up with you? Please sound please

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Speaker 1: Love some Neil Young. Baby, I'm not I just missed it. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: it sounded exactly like what I just did. No, that's

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Speaker 1: I don't think so hard gold. His heart's made of gold,

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Speaker 1: Adam that's where you're wrong. They just a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: They just when they hear our podcasts that they get

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Speaker 1: can we agree that a m s R is a

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Speaker 1: like AMR, It's a it's a kink. It's like people

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Speaker 1: that obvious? What do you mean? Can we agree? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's been established. Yeah, okay for sure. Everybody's like listening

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Speaker 1: are weird pudding. Yeah, we're listening to people eat pudding.

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Speaker 1: it's like nails on glasses. I don't mind. I love

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Speaker 1: that ship. I like when the girls have like the

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Speaker 1: I dig it too. I think it's great. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm into that, right. Maybe that should be the name

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Speaker 1: of our podcast instead of this is important. Just earges, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: earges eargasm. Not a bad title, not a good one,

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Speaker 1: Oh sir, I don't like it. Is there a good

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Speaker 1: podcast title? Who's got the best podcast title? I feel

419
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: we do personally. I like this is important. I think

420
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: it's a strong name. I do too. And you know what,

421
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: there's merch that says it on it and if you

422
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 1: want to check it out, is there merch? There is

423
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: merch and they could go to merch central dot com, backslash.

424
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: This is important, that's right, Get yourself a sweatshirt. I've

425
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: been wearing the hoodie for about a week now and

426
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: it is fucking fantastic. The hoodies the number one. That's

427
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: the that's the most comfortable thing. That's the best quality

428
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: I feel. You know what's funny. I can't get enough

429
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: of the hat because it's ironically shitty. Oh yeah, dude,

430
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: I know it's bad on purpose, guys. Yeah, we definitely

431
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: did that on purpose. Yeah, that was our choice. It's funny.

432
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: We're funny guys. Yeah, we're gonna upgrade the hat. Yeah,

433
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 1: that was first edition. If you have that real tissue

434
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: paper fucking hat, then good looks. You throw that in

435
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: the savings box. It's the type of hat that is

436
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: the first gift that you can win at a fair.

437
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: You know what I mean when they just like you

438
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: sort of one but there that you don't get the

439
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: big prize. They're just like, here, you get this shitty hat,

440
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 1: and you're like, I guess I like this, Yeah right,

441
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: you can take this hat or keep playing, and you're

442
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: like playing just the hat. I guess. I want to

443
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: be able to ride the ferris wheel and get a churro. Yeah,

444
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: you threw the darts at the balloon and you hit

445
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: one balloon and and you lose the hat on the

446
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: ferris wheel or any of you actually legit at any

447
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: carnival games. Fuck yeah, bro, I'm very good at carnival games.

448
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Like can you do the ring toss on the bottles?

449
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone could do that one, right, that's impossible.

450
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: What do you got, Kyle? I like throwing the baseballs

451
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: into the fucking basket, you know, the softballs into the

452
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: basket and they have to not bounce back. I'm good

453
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: at that one, really good at the spinny metal one

454
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: where you have to do the secret Oh dude, you

455
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: gotta lob it right into the front of the lip

456
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: and just let it fucking just settle in. So you

457
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: go do do the float or Rookie of the Year

458
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: style like backwards spin on it or what. I don't

459
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: think I funk with the spin on it. I think

460
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: that's overthinking it. I just throw it in soft right

461
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: on the lip so that it rolls hopefully at the

462
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: angle of the actual basket itself, so that it hits

463
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: the corner and doesn't bounce back. Right Damn. I just

464
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: went back to the carnival in my head. Holy sh it,

465
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: just so I can visualize that that's the bucket that's

466
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: hanging like sort of sideways, like at an angle to yeah,

467
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: at an angle, and you you have to throw the

468
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: softball in it or whatever, right, yeah, and then it

469
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: it can bounce out if you put too much force

470
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah. I will say, like, as a kid,

471
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: that's the least appealing looking game to play. It's like

472
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: it's just a fucking basket with a ball, like ye

473
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, basketball, yeah, the basketball. Well that that is

474
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: my favorite at the arcade is actually just shooting the

475
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: basket into the hoop. Yeah. That's a good one because

476
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: I feel like you you actually get decent prizes if

477
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: you make it. And if you make it, it's like

478
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: pretty tight because you're like, oh, dang, is this guy

479
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: a sharpshooter. And then probably there's an NBA scout in

480
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: the audience. Yeah, and the NBA scouts probably sees me

481
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, damn, we gotta make this guy

482
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: power forward or something. Let's see where it's going. I

483
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: respect that, thank you. I was at a birthday party

484
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: when I was like nine or ten and it was

485
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: at six Flags, and I was like not riding roller coasters.

486
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: At the time Goodbye, I was just like not that's like,

487
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that show. I'm gonna die. But then

488
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: and I felt like a total mark, but I was.

489
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: And then um we we watched past like the basketball

490
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: shooting thing, and like nobody was making baskets. And then

491
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let me try, and I made

492
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: it and you win a basketball. And then I gave

493
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 1: it to the birthday boy. I'm like, here you go.

494
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: I've been like a fucking marked all time. But then

495
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: they're like, well, here do another one, and I made

496
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: like six baskets in a row. I felt like Rudy

497
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: getting like hoisted up on the shoulders because I was

498
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: like the loser. Yeah, you couldn't miss, you're in the zone,

499
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: but I was. But it's more than that. It's more

500
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: that I was like the loser of the birthday party.

501
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: And then I had like the one dumb thing that

502
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: people are like, hey, he's not like a full loser,

503
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: and I shine and then that scout comes out from

504
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: the crowd and was like wait you And then that's

505
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: the movie right there. All of a sudden, you got

506
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: you got, you got the magic touch, and suddenly you

507
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: play for the New York Knicks. It's called kid basketball.

508
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: So I was in line for like Mike and then

509
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: Wow took it from me. I don't know if that's

510
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: that's a I've never told that story, but it's true. Yeah,

511
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: I would say, like that moment that you remember. None

512
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: of those people remember at all at all. They're not

513
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: like remember when durs made six in a row? Yo,

514
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: But whatever. I still I had that un l V

515
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: basketball for like fucking ten years. It was when UNLV

516
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: was hot. You won the basketball? Oh for real? Did

517
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: you you chose that? You chose you and l V? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

518
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: I remember when I was at Fisherman's Wharf in fifth grade.

519
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: I want a basketball thing and I got out Fisherman's Wharf. Yeah,

520
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking Looney Tunes little basketball and I could

521
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: palm it when I was eleven years old, and I

522
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: fucking love that thing because I could palm the basketball. Right,

523
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,239
Speaker 1: Just get your dick out. Let's see that thing, man,

524
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: Let's see how that works. Palm and basketball is at

525
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: eleven to get that thing out, dude. That's what I'm saying.

526
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: That's what i'd say. That's what I'm saying. Hey, I

527
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: was thinking the other day because I was out near

528
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: the Bay Area, like with college swag, who do you

529
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: who do you think is the sickest college to like

530
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: rep style wise? Because U n l V is a

531
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: good one. I would say that the college that either

532
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: you went to or you have any sort of affiliation with. Yeah,

533
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,719
Speaker 1: otherwise what are you doing? Are you talking just on

534
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: your ed hardy fashion? No, I'm not trying to do that. No, no, no, no.

535
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: Like if you're a middle schooler and you haven't gone

536
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: to college yet, who you repping? Yeah, I'm saying you're

537
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: not in college yet, you're aspiring to get into a college.

538
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: You're not going to get into it, but you're like

539
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: I love their hat and sweat. When I was a kid,

540
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: I needed fucking Georgetown ship. Like I wanted a fucking

541
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: Georgetown park is. So we go in like third half grade,

542
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: Like I wanted that ship. There we go? Holy fu. Yeah.

543
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: I remember wrapping a lot of Michigan and a lot

544
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: of Arizona State. I was like, Arizona State seems like

545
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,959
Speaker 1: a good time and Michigan just seemed like the fucking school.

546
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,239
Speaker 1: Wolverines Dude, they were sick um My whole thing is like,

547
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: now I'm starting to get into can I wear cow

548
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: bear stuff? Am I allowed to rep cow? Even though

549
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: I've what do you mean? But you're from the Bay Area,

550
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: you can rep cow. Yeah, you're from up there, you

551
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: can wear anything. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Well Berkeley's sick too, Bro,

552
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: Berkeley's off the chart. I wore a lot of game

553
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: Cocks hat because because you could just it could you

554
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: could just have it say Cox and then like it's

555
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: just a hat. It's just as cocks on it. It's

556
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: just a hat. I get that it's a college teacher

557
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: who is the game Cocks South Carolina, right, or the

558
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: or there's a there's like an organ beaver's too, And

559
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: I would rock a beaver's hat as well and be like,

560
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: what beavers? I love beavers. You're such a perverb bro. Yeah. Yeah,

561
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: By the way, beavers is like not it's like it's

562
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,719
Speaker 1: like seventies slang. It's like a thing that you're like

563
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: dad says to his uncle's right, it's like this seventeen

564
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: thought of what beavers could ever be. But also, if

565
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: you're the if you're the little junior high kid walking

566
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: in the only bro who's like getting it is your teacher.

567
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: You know, in junior high, everyone knows Beavers. That's all

568
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: you think about, is like other ways to say pussy.

569
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: When you're in seventh and eight, there's no way even now,

570
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: if somebody says beaver, I'm like, you're like, oh my god. Yeah,

571
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: but Kyle, Kyle, hang on, Kyle, let me just let

572
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: me just let me just extrapolate here. Thank you. If

573
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: you're in a grocery store and like you're just doing

574
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: your thing and you walk past somebody in a fucking

575
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: whatever organ something Beaver's shirt, do you go do? Is

576
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: me thinking pussy? Yeah? Ye, I always think you think

577
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: either it's an animals, not seventeen things down. It's like

578
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: the second thing that you think about. It's a thing,

579
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: for sure. No, but you think of the animal, you

580
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: think of the mascot, you think of whatever. Like it's

581
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: but Durst, Durst. You're saying in the middle school, because

582
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: we were talking about what you would rock in middle school,

583
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: of something that you're college that you're excited about, and

584
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: you can wear anything and it just looks dope or

585
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: you imagine it's cool. Sure, but Beaver's in middle school

586
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: to wear a Beaver's now, that for sure, especially in

587
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: middle school. Maybe not as an adult, it might be

588
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: you might not be as immature. But in seventh eighth

589
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: grade beavers beavers, the first thought in your head is like,

590
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, you're thinking, you're thinking, you're not

591
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: saying it, but you're thinking, let's go that's too. I'm

592
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: gonna say that. I don't think. I don't think I

593
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: knew the reference of beaver as pussy in middle school. Man.

594
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: I think it was like high school college shelter you

595
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: or shelter partner or shelter. I don't know. Maybe it

596
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 1: was it was it was coachy and that it was

597
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: that was of course, of course beaver. It was hacked

598
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: ship wound. No, that's gross, but beaver is just some

599
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: like country white ship. I think, well, yeah, I mean,

600
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: admittedly I'm country. I'm you know, I didn't know about beaver.

601
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: Beaver was out there. Beaver was like from Naked Gun.

602
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: He says, nice beaver and then like hands it whenever.

603
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: I probably didn't get I didn't get that joke. I

604
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: didn't get that at first. I needed to explain I

605
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: didn't even know an aceman trill. When the guy was like,

606
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: oh yeah, blow me, Like I told my teacher that

607
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: and she was like that again, told the teacher to

608
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: blow you. I didn't know what it meant. I was

609
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, blow me. But what was the scenario?

610
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: Could we go back there for a moment? What great

611
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: are you in? Like third grade or something? Because did

612
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: you like dropping a racer? And she was like will

613
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: you pick that up? And you told her to blow

614
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: you over? Like nothing? What is? What great? Is that? Like? Blake? Okay,

615
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: please turn to page fifty two, and I mean this

616
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: chapter blow me? Oh yeah, blow me? Was it like

617
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: a legit heated thing or just like off the cuff whatever,

618
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: give the deeds, we want the deeds. I think it

619
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: was just a response because in the movie it's like

620
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: remember like it's I think it's at the end in

621
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: eight like members the mascot the Eagles mascot, and the

622
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: Eagles mascot says like, oh yeah, blow me, and he

623
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: fucking pushes him. I just thought it was I just

624
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: thought it was a response to like, man, I'm trying

625
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: to get into my adolescent head. I thought it was

626
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: just like no thanks, no thanks. You were probably just

627
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like at that age, you were

628
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: just reciting movie lyrics all the time. It was before me,

629
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: it was before gifts. You were just saying things from

630
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: movies constantly, and your friends are losing their minds. Yeah yeah, right,

631
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: yeah already then was the vocan. I remember just being

632
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: like kind of dumb and uh. In science class I

633
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: was supposed to read. I was reading aloud in front

634
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: of the class and I got sent to the principal's

635
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: office because I was reading this chapter and it says organisms,

636
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: but I just read it as orgasms, and I truly

637
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: thought it says orgasms. So I said orgasms like five times,

638
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: and he's like, in the whole class is just erupting

639
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: and it's not clicking for me until like I've already

640
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: said it four or five times, and then he's like, okay, okay,

641
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: go go to the principal's office. And I'm like, I

642
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 1: truly don't understand what happened. Did you know what an

643
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: orgasm was? At this point? Do you think you're reading

644
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: about orgasms? Do you know now what? I think? So, yeah,

645
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: I think I knew. Yeah, it was all very new

646
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: to me. I think it was probably in like sixth grade,

647
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: so I don't even know if I had had one yet.

648
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't think i've had one at this point. Yeah, no,

649
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: y'all were sheltered. Y'all were sheltered. I got sent to

650
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: the principle or she might have called my parents for

651
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: that's almost the same thing, where like they're talking about

652
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,479
Speaker 1: out we're reading like Romeo and Juliet, and like he's

653
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: like courting her and I'm like, I don't know the

654
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: word courting, but now I do. And she's like, so

655
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: what's he doing? What's Romo? And I'm like, I'm like

656
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: raising my hand. I'm like it's you know, it's like

657
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: four play. And she's like, excuse me, but I meant

658
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: in the way it's like before they get together. And

659
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: I got fucking like dragged out of class, taken to

660
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: a phone, called my mom at work, and ship left

661
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: a voicemail. Isn't that wild that that's how they dealt

662
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: Like he said, four play, get out of here. You're suspended.

663
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: That's fucking wild. Yeah, you're out of here, you said

664
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: orgasm funk off, little kid. So you know what? They

665
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: called my parents home and then I went home fast

666
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: as fun after school and like deleted the voicemail message

667
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: that they left and that was the end of Smart

668
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: Move Sary Mama, good ship. No. I feel like a

669
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: lot of times you just don't know as a kid

670
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: because you seem mature in other ways, Like if you're

671
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: in seventh or eighth grade, you'd like seem more mature

672
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: in other ways, but you're just not caught up to

673
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: the adult vocabulary quite yet. I remember my mom thinking

674
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: she's saying like she said hard on and then and

675
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: then she's like, oh sorry, and I'm like, what's that means.

676
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what that means? And I thought

677
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: she said hard to on and she it was like

678
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: in a song or something. She's like, oh, I don't

679
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: like that. I'm like what. She's like, well, you know,

680
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like I don't know, and she's like hard

681
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: on and I'm like I don't know what that means.

682
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: And it was like a full like thirty minute, like

683
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: who's on? First conversation? Well, I think I keep thinking

684
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: she's saying hearts on, and she's like hard on, hard on,

685
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: and I made poor Pennies say hard on like forty

686
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: five times. Yeah, you know what I mean. She's like,

687
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: you know when you have a heart on and you're like,

688
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: I have a heart. I have a heart on? Is

689
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: that should get rid of it? Well? Am I going

690
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: to be right here and now? But you're gonna get

691
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: rid of it somehow? Oh how do I do that?

692
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm not here to coach you on your heart? Your

693
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: heart to your dad? Talk to you? Do I talk

694
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: to talk to your dad? I'm not walking into this trap.

695
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: It must be so weird, Like I don't have kids.

696
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: You guys have kids, But it'll be so weird when

697
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: like our kids are at the age that you just

698
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: know they're jerking off all the time, like constantly, and

699
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: like every time there's a like my dad from like

700
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: fifth grade on no matter what if I'm shipping, he

701
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: says at the time, he's like, quick, touching it, you're

702
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: gonna go blind. He would have that joke ready to

703
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: go every time. And I didn't understand it for like

704
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: two years. I'm like touching what I had to touch

705
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: my ass in order to wipe it. What does he

706
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: mean by this? Your dad is almost advancing you towards masturbation. Yeah, totally. Yeah,

707
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: that's how he's teaching you about it is by this,

708
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: like you know you know what I'm talking about that

709
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: long and you weren't jerking off. Stop wasting water, dude,

710
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: what are you crazy? What do you think we buy

711
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: conditioner for? You're not using that on your hair, are you.

712
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: My dad kept telling me the story of the birds

713
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: and bees over and over and over again. Really, oh man, No,

714
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: that's not true. But that would be sick if he did.

715
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: I've already dropped it, they know for seven year old. No,

716
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: my ship with my dad was like fucking I was like,

717
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: I wanted to get the birds in the bees. So

718
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: I was like, me and my buddy were doing the

719
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: like finger in the thing gesture and we were like,

720
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: what does it mean? You know, like like finger in

721
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: a hole in your hand? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And and

722
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: I was like and I said to my I was like, Dad,

723
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: what does this mean? What is this? And He's like,

724
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: you know, and then walk out. And that was like

725
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: that was it until I started going to strip clubs

726
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: and then he was like, be careful out there, and

727
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,479
Speaker 1: you do that at the stripper. You didn't know what

728
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: fingering meant until you started to go to strip Clinger

729
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: in the hole. No, I'm saying that was where did

730
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: that come up? At a strip club. No, no, no, no, no.

731
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: This was like when I was like nine or ten

732
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: years old, I did the finger in the whole thing,

733
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: and I was like begging for a little bit of something,

734
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: and my dad was like, you know what it means?

735
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: And then watched we get the A side We're under

736
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: the East Side. About how you learned what it meant

737
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: at the strip club. There was like no more conversation

738
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: about sex until I started to go to strip clubs

739
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: and he said, you know, sex is very important and

740
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: it's you shouldn't just so you were fully an adult

741
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: by the time he had any conversation. Yeah, because you

742
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: had to be eighteen years old to go to a

743
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: strip That's what I'm saying. Like, there was not a

744
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: lot of conversation about the birds and the bees with

745
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: my parents. It was not there. Did he had to

746
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: talk with you and he goes, all right, you see

747
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: how my fingers going into my other fingers. Imagine this

748
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: fingers a penis and these other fingers are a good Gina,

749
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: That wasn't it. I like to think that that was

750
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: your father's response because he wasn't sure what that was.

751
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: The international assignment. You know, He's like get out of here,

752
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: you know, if he was like, that's but fucking and

753
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: then you're like, wait, what hold on, explain a little

754
00:40:54,239 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: bit more. Father intercourse Father, my dad I and I

755
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: might have told this story, which I do on the

756
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: podcast My Dad. I remember my mom wanted to tell him,

757
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: or wanted him to tell me about the birds and

758
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: the bees. And she's like on the top of the stairs,

759
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: and we had a tiny house, so I'm in the basement.

760
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: I could totally hear him, and she's like, just go

761
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: just half the conversation, just go talk to him. And

762
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm like fifteen at this point or something. And my

763
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: dad comes down downstairs totally laying it down the ribbon

764
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: in the tarrant and I'm downstairs by myself and my

765
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: dad comes down and he goes, hey, so, um, you

766
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: know about sex, right, And I go, yeah, I think so,

767
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: and he goes, all right, let's just sit here for

768
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: ten minutes and we'll pretend that I had this conversation

769
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: with you. And I'm like, Okay, here's a Cathy Ireland

770
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated issue. Don't make what's up with that. I'm

771
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 1: gonna fucking thurs you said you already laid it down

772
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: for the kid, laid it down because he's too smart.

773
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: He had questions. He had questions, and I was like

774
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: and I went to Emma and I was like, do

775
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: we do this? And she's like, I don't know. And

776
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: then it was just like because he's a young bucks

777
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: though he's like seven eight, he's seven, but dude, he's like,

778
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: he's like where did that come from? You know, he

779
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: just knows and he's like, what's a penis? What's a vagina?

780
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: Why is it different? Hell? Yeah, just kind of like

781
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 1: you lay it out there and you go, hey, so

782
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: this is how it works. And he gets it so

783
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: much that like, we met our gay neighbors the other

784
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: day at the new house and he was like, so

785
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: a guy can marry a guy. I'm like, for sure,

786
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: it happens all the time. And he's like, okay, but

787
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: where does his penis go if they're going to marry?

788
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: And you were like, I was like, yeah, so they

789
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: don't exactly make a baby, um, but you know, you

790
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: just kind of you go like, oh, they adopt or

791
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: they have like a woman who can carry it, and

792
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: like maybe it has he knows all about like sperm.

793
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: It's crazy it's crazy. That's fucking cool, dude. But you

794
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: keep it way like you keep it way just um,

795
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: this is the way things work. Yeah for sure. Yeah,

796
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: good on you guys for fucking normalizing that ship. And

797
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: then like, watch how our society advances in the next

798
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: couple of decades. Man, let's let's fucking build on this. Yeah,

799
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 1: it was weird that we're both naked outside doing jumping

800
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: jacks when I told him everything. But like, well, yeah,

801
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: other than that, like I feel like it did a

802
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: good job. That's exactly what needs to happen, just normalizing

803
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: that ship. It was weird that I was like, Emma,

804
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: we gotta do this. Come in here, boys, you gotta

805
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: see something. Yeah, it was weird. I locked her out

806
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: of the house. Now here's your beaver shirt. All right,

807
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: here's your beaver hat. If someone tells you the seventeen

808
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: thing for beaver, listen, it's number one, baby, then it's

809
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: the animal. With all that said, here's your beaver hat. Brother,

810
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: he's your beaver head. Here's your game Cox hat. And

811
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,720
Speaker 1: here's a game Cox bet. It's funny because cox means

812
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: something else. And here's your big Johnson T shirts. Thank you, daddy,

813
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a grail to find a big

814
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: Johnson shirt. Oh my gosh. Speaking of like misconceptions, by

815
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: the way, misconceptions Like in health class in middle school,

816
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: I remember when they were like, so there's there's masturbation,

817
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: and you're like, for sure, I got it. I know

818
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: that I got that. And then they were talking about

819
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: men's struration for girls, and I was like, okay, for

820
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: sure boys masturbate girls men straight. So I thought that

821
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: when girls masturbated it was called men's struating, so that

822
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: they were like, you men straight once a month, and

823
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, ship, I'm masturbating way more. Girls just mut

824
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: they're not horny. I guess they're just not a horny

825
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 1: They must not hate it. Keep up. So you thought

826
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: tampons were for masturbating, No, I mean you would just

827
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: those are like a healthy snack for like, if you're

828
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: going for like a hike or something, you grab some tampon's,

829
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 1: you're just chew on those. You just kind of plug

830
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: it in and it's like a rice cake. Right, It's

831
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: like sunflower seeds. It's the same thing. Remember how weird

832
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: the like sex classes were. Remember like Mrs Seager was

833
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: our teacher during that time, and we're all the boys

834
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: in fifth grade. Fifth grade. What an insane time to

835
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: like be teaching this ship also, but I guess you

836
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: gotta start early because years because some kids just start

837
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: sucking and like sixth grade, you know, some kids are

838
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: just absolutely out of control, So you gotta start early,

839
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 1: which I get. But he he like had a shoe

840
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: box and he was like, hey, this is a safe

841
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: place if you want to write down what um a

842
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: question for me, I'll answer any and all questions. So

843
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: everybody just writes down other questions and puts it in

844
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: a box and he goes, okay, first question, Okay, have

845
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: I had sex before? Well, I've had two kids or

846
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: at least twice. And then every question there was twenty

847
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: five kids. Absolutely every kid asked if he's had sex before,

848
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: and it was just like, yes, I have had sex,

849
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: I have had sex before. Yes, okay, Like I said, okay,

850
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,919
Speaker 1: and we're done with the box, and we're absolutely done

851
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: with the box. Just going for it. He does it

852
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: every year and he knows he's gonna get the same ship.

853
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: So he clearly just likes talking about how he fox

854
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: in front of these kids. So what the funks up

855
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: with that dude. Yeah. Mr Seeger is a PERV and allegedly,

856
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: Actually I have a have it all logged. I can

857
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: tell you right now how many times I've had sex.

858
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: Just come after school and I'll show twelve thousand three

859
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: d and he has a real talent and we're like,

860
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 1: whoa Jesus, Uh, oh my god, that's weird that you

861
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: actually know how many you know? Sex? Sid was hilarious.

862
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: You would have kids ask like a like, how come

863
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: I gotta sit down with a boner backwards on the

864
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: toilet to go pee or stand hell of far back

865
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: to like make it in a bowl? And you're like, uh,

866
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: why are you asking your teacher this? But like kids

867
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: didn't know. They just had oh my god, and like

868
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: they had to be like scientific about it. They just

869
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: had questions. And they can't talk to their parents about

870
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: it because their parents will go like, you know what

871
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah, because they're parents, are they do not, Like,

872
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: it's not my job ask your teacher. That's so fucked up,

873
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: But that's so real. If I bust semen in a

874
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: butt hole, but some of it goes outside of her,

875
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: Like the most graphics should you've ever heard in your life,

876
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: but they like need to know so they don't get

877
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: anybody pright in your well, I feel like your sex

878
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: said was a little more advanced. If anyone was saying

879
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: bust semen into a butt hole, mine was just like,

880
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: have you ever had sex before? Do we get orange

881
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: slices to eat? Oh? Dude? It was next level. It

882
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: was so good. It was like the It was the

883
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: foundation of my comedy. Man, man, they get weird. Nobody

884
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: nobody said like ejaculate. Everyone just said like, so if

885
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: I bust like on vagina, can she get brightnant? And

886
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: you're like you and you're like, I guess I want

887
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: to know the answer to this. I'm not having sex

888
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: for six more years, but okay, but yeah, where are

889
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: you guys at in your lives? Damn? Oh my god,

890
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: damn son twelve year olds getting wild needing answers? Oh gosh,

891
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: I feel like the answer that came in like six

892
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: and seven or the question was like if if my

893
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend smokes a lot of marijuana, does that mean we

894
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: can't get pregnant? Because dudes were out there just like

895
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: smoking weed saying that. It it was like a conception,

896
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, that was a line yeah, that

897
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: was a big one. It's all good. I remember the

898
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: first time I ever heard anyone like mentioned weed in

899
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: front of me. It was like some older kids and like, hey,

900
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: you guys want to smoke a bowl? And we're like no,

901
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: we like it got out of there, you know, and uh.

902
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking, like when I was eating my

903
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: cereal the next morning out of my cereal bowl, thinking like,

904
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: so if I liked this, if I could figure out

905
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: how to like this, I'll get hot. How did they

906
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,879
Speaker 1: do it? Exactly? I'm right there with you. I did

907
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: not understand that at all, Like smoke a bowl? What

908
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: the fund does that mean? I remember another time, Uh,

909
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: some kids were like, hey, you want some weed. It's

910
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: got so many good sticks and stems in it, or

911
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: sticks and seeds in it. And I came home and

912
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: told my dad. I'm like, Dad, I was just offered drugs.

913
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: Just totally writing these kids out. And you know, I've

914
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: in like fourth grade, and I'm like, I just want

915
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: to let you know I didn't do it. They but

916
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: evidently it's good stuff. It has sticks and seeds in it.

917
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: And my Dad's like, I don't think those kids smoke weed.

918
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean. He's like, well, that

919
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't be very good weed, Like, how do you know?

920
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: And he's like, uh, you know what I'm saying is

921
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: your your your friends smoke booth o gay some bammer.

922
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: You know. In like fifth grade, I had a homie

923
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: who would take a needle. He would cut the head

924
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: off of a of a cat and then he would

925
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: take a knee a serial killer anyway you have a cat.

926
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: And he would take a needle in hollow out like

927
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: a wooden match stick, right, and then he would smoke

928
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: those and calm woodies. And we would just go out

929
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: to this like soccer fields near his house and smoke woodies.

930
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: When we were like ten, he'd be like, I just

931
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: gotta come out here and think sometimes. And I'm like, yeah,

932
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: like damn, and I'm trying to like have feels as

933
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: the kids say, and I'm just out there like I'm

934
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: kind of cold, this is kind of smoky tasting, and

935
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home now. I sorry, I'm not visualizing

936
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: exactly what you what. These woodies are a match stick

937
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: and you're just lighting the tip and then smoking the

938
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: smoke from your smoking the sulfur smoke. Yeah, what the

939
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: basically sulfur shut. No, no, no, there's no, there's no

940
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: match head. He cuts this the thing that lights off, right,

941
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: So it's just like a square, like a thick, like

942
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: a match book part me from a matchbox. Uh. And

943
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: he would hollow out with a pin through the entire wood,

944
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: and he called them Woodi's that's in the bay week

945
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: at a pinner. It's a pinner. It's like a very

946
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: very very small jewel. Just smoking wood. Yeah, well that's

947
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: not a pinner, blake, because a pinner has weed in it.

948
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: Well that had we Oh he was just smoking the wood.

949
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: Keep up. This is the This is just a cigarette party.

950
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: This is just a match stick with a hole through it.

951
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: This dude was dumb as fu. Yeah, this is bizarre.

952
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: This is really fucking bizarre behavior. Yeah. Just go get

953
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: cigarette butts. You'll look way cool. That's what I used

954
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: to do. Just go pick cigarette butts out of the ashtrays.

955
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: For the record, it was cool. He was cool. Yes,

956
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: he was the man. Alright, alright, bro, alright, damn chilled. Bro,

957
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: that's all alright. I heard someone said, like smoking grass

958
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: and that's weed. Your dad remember putting Yeah, probably putting

959
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: grass in in like a piece of paper, rolling that

960
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: up and then trying to smoke it and just immediately vomited,

961
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: Just like immediately, it was like, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah,

962
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Like first time I smoked a cigarette,

963
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: I in haye of it and like fucking went to

964
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: another planet. It hurts so bad. Then made me fucking

965
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: feel like she like, uh, didn't make you feel like ship?

966
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: Or why were you addicted for twenty years? Because it

967
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: looked cool? Bro, Sometimes the things that hurt us, it

968
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: kind of goes away because you chase this ship. You

969
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: chase it. Man, You're fucking like, I dug it. I've

970
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: never smoked a cigarette, but I've heard that. I haven't

971
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: go buy a pack right now? Come on, I mean

972
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: it looks cool. Can I ask you a question? Why

973
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: have you never smoked a cigarette? It was because when

974
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I uh, I was hit by

975
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: the cement truck. And that was like right at the

976
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: time that kids were starting to smoke cigarettes, like the

977
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: summer going into sixth grade. Then it was like a

978
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: year and a half time where I was kind of

979
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: out of commission and not really hanging out because my

980
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: mom was always with me because I'm in a fucking wheelchair.

981
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: And then when I got by like seventh grade, when

982
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: I was like up walking again, my grandmother died of

983
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: lung cancer like during that time, so it like just

984
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: sort of double down on like cigarette suck and then

985
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: I just never did so so you were scared. Yeah,

986
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: it was a scared scar. Yeah, I'm a scared. Bit

987
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: you were a bit about don't you cry about, oh

988
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: your grandma that you're a bit about it. I was

989
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: such a bit about it. I just was too busy

990
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: rocking my big Johnson T shirt and my beaver's head,

991
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: just throwing it out there. Funny guy, Hey, am I

992
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: not smoke cigarettes? But I do want to have sex?

993
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: Like I was all in on the pervert thing. Can

994
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: I smoke your butt? Such a little perv dude. I

995
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: remember my my two friends were hooking up in their basement.

996
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 1: It was like, uh and we were in like seventh

997
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: grade and I'm like the friend that's just always just

998
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: tagg tagged along, and who's this Zack and Kyle or who? No,

999
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: it was a guy and a girl, and oh yeah,

1000
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: I remember like like I could tell that she had

1001
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: her top off and I'm like I kind of want

1002
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: to see that, like a total fucking perv. And then

1003
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: it was like a basement that was unfinished, so like

1004
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: there was a from the top of the wall to

1005
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: where the ceiling was, there was like a hole and

1006
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I just stick my head through there

1007
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: and take a quick peep and stuck. Allegedly all I

1008
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: was a child and I stuck my head through there.

1009
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: I was standing on top of a toolbox. The toolbox

1010
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: falls over. Tools are everywhere. Now my head is through

1011
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: this hole. It's stuck between the ceiling and the and this,

1012
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: and I'm going like and they're like and they like

1013
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: know me, like these are my best friends. And she

1014
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: just sees me covers her breast and it's just like

1015
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: it's like Adam and then other buddies like Jesus, Adam, Oh,

1016
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: that's my pervert friend. Beavers are Adam, oh the big

1017
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: Johnson shirt. And then Dad comes running down the stairs

1018
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: because he hears me choking to death. He's like helping me.

1019
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: He's like, what were you doing up here? And I

1020
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: had to be like, I don't thought i'd throw a

1021
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: tennis ball up here. Please out me get bro. This

1022
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: is like in Jamanji win her face gets all stuck

1023
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: in the wood boards. It was exactly like, Jamanji, thank

1024
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: you for saying that, Blake want to say we put

1025
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 1: that in a draft of Game Over Man at some

1026
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: point where it was like we're meeting the people and

1027
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: your character was like trying to see somebody give like

1028
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 1: a massage or something. That's right. I think it probably

1029
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: spawned from that fell through the wall and started choking

1030
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh my god, You're like, I'm cleaning,

1031
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: just cleaning in here, and your name was Alex with

1032
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: three axes. Yeah, I was just so jealous to my buddy.

1033
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, dang, how how nice would that be for

1034
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: having a girl be naked around you? If I could

1035
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: just figure out how to make that happen. I guess

1036
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: this isn't the way. That's a lifelong longer like there,

1037
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: how do you do that? How do you make that happen?

1038
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: This is the way? This is the way? How do

1039
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: you do that? That's a trick. So that's where this

1040
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: scar comes from. What if I had like a barle

1041
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: next scar, That's where this is. So that's why I

1042
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: talked like this. So I know I told you guys,

1043
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: I was hit by a cement truck. But a neighbor

1044
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: mine is sunbathing right, we're barbecuing. I stand on top

1045
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: of a fire pit and the rest is my legs,

1046
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: my legs. Ironically, I didn't get to smoke cigarettes because

1047
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: of it, and that's when all the girls were hitting

1048
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 1: on the guys. Oh boy, so you just but blake.

1049
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 1: You've smoked a cigarette? Right? Oh yeah, there's moments throughout

1050
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 1: my life. I feel like every ten years I try

1051
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: to smoke cigarettes again, but it never works out. Like

1052
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: you give it a shot, you buy a pack. Yeah.

1053
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: I remember driving into Workaholi and like, you don't smoke cigarettes,

1054
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: but I remember like seeing you you would like try to,

1055
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: like smoke. I remember in while we were shooting Workhalks,

1056
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: you went through a period where you'd like, I just

1057
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: smoke a just one sig on the way on the

1058
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: way home, and we're all like what the fuck? Yeah,

1059
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: I just gotta chill out, hey man, whatever it takes.

1060
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: I remember that too. That ship would always be like

1061
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing? Like I cannot stop

1062
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: this ship and you're like trying to smoke. I think

1063
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: part of me was like that if I ever had

1064
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: to smoke as a character. I don't want to look

1065
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: like a total kook about it. But also like nothing

1066
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: hits me harder and quicker than smoking a cigarette. As

1067
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: soon as I start smoking a cigarette, I get fucked.

1068
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: You have real tobacco. I have not, because I remember

1069
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: being like a camp counselor and you're just chewing tobacco

1070
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: all the time and coming home fiending for that ship.

1071
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: When I got back to like this regular life, I

1072
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: was like, do I go buy this stuff like every

1073
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: every day because it cuts into your mouth and like

1074
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: it's absorbing your bloodstream and you're hocked. It's amazing. It's

1075
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: a disgusting. Yeah, that's just the nicotine, for whatever reason,

1076
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: grabs you man, and the tobacco just like for whatever reason. Science. Yeah,

1077
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: because they put that. I never did chewing tobacco only

1078
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: because I accidentally drank it so many times from my

1079
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: friends who like, yeah, where there. It's like it's like

1080
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: they are they're like spitting into like a beer can,

1081
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: and you think it's yours, and you go and you

1082
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: take a chug and you're like like you drink their

1083
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: spit cup. Right, Oh my god, that is so foul

1084
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were the coolest. You're like, oh god,

1085
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: but you do you guys at home? Is like they

1086
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: would dip in school, right, Uh dude, everyone who would

1087
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: just dip in school? I'm like, are you on your mind?

1088
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to jail. You're busted, buddy, that I mean, yes,

1089
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: that was the coolest. I was like, dang, I wish

1090
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: I chewed just so I could chew in school. That

1091
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: sounds And what's with these teachers? Hey, uh, there's four

1092
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: kids in this room spitting into mountain dew like sixteen

1093
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: ounce bottles. What are you doing? Well? They would let

1094
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: people smoke, like in a certain area of the school.

1095
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: They wouldn't check. Really, we had to cross the street,

1096
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: you had to get off the property. Allegedly you could

1097
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: go out to the back to the back street and

1098
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: and just congregated school property. It was just off like

1099
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: the sidewalk just outside. It was called it was off

1100
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: the property. Our school called it the ash tray, and

1101
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: that's where everybody went to go smoke cigarettes. Right, you

1102
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: could go hang out at that. We had the log.

1103
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: The log is where you went to go smoke. Congregate

1104
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: hit up the ashtray every morning dude. I'd buy cigarettes

1105
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: off people for like a dollar man, for a ciggy dude,

1106
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: that's stupid. Yeah, yeah it was. It was ridiculous, Like, man,

1107
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: I would buy cigarettes for it was the worst. I'm

1108
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: just saying you should be selling them. No, I was

1109
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: smoking them, dude. True, if I had them, I was smoking,

1110
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: I know, but like buy a pack and sell them.

1111
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to smoke them unders Yeah, okay, fair enough.

1112
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: Are kids doing I guess they're just vaping now right,

1113
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 1: they're not. They're no longer smoking cigarettes, and they they've

1114
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: they fully vapede. No, they've got the jewels. They got

1115
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: the jewels. They have candy flavored nicotine. Now it's it's

1116
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: like candy flavored fucking nicotine. Sounds good. Maybe I get

1117
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: into that instead. At least it's cool because you can

1118
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: blow like crazy cool smoke ship and you could not

1119
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: do that with cigarettes. Okay, I will give it up. Everybody,

1120
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: all the listeners out there, go on YouTube watch some

1121
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: of these vape like little smoke smoke tricks. So sick.

1122
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:50,479
Speaker 1: Those are my heroes or your heroes. It's pretty sight. Yes, yeah,

1123
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: the dragon breath, come on, let's go. Oh number three,

1124
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: they'll be like Coole and it's like little oh s

1125
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: shooting out of their mouth. Yeah, I'm I like the ohs.

1126
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: But have you seen the ones where they're just like

1127
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: they just exhale and like it fills an entire like

1128
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: convention center, and you're like, Jesus Christ, that should have

1129
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: not have gone in you like that? Yeah, it looks

1130
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 1: like a car that is backfired. And this is just

1131
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: releasing smoke. If you see a car driving by, that's

1132
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: just like fully leaking smoke out of the windows. Everyone

1133
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: in there is a loser, period. Stop man, they're fucking

1134
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: check their check. How many YouTube subscribers that car has? Oh?

1135
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: Is that? What is that the currency of cool these days? Yeah?

1136
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: To me? To me, it is alright, Hey guys, are

1137
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: there any apologies, take backs or perhaps even epics slams.

1138
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: I would like to compliment Blake on his use of

1139
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:56,439
Speaker 1: Let's go wamely pretty natural for him. It's just like

1140
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: so on brand for our like ironic on ironic brand

1141
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: of comedy, where we make fun of ourselves by making

1142
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: fun of others, right, and then when people call us

1143
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: on ship, we say we were doing that ironically a bit.

1144
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: Let's go Satire's Dad, you don't understand it, Okay, but

1145
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: Blake really good. I don't understand it, but just know

1146
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: that our comedy Let's go, I'm lost in the character.

1147
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: Really good, Blake holding it down, Blake really well done,

1148
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: partner that was It's a really good stuff. Hey. I

1149
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: want to give a compliment to everyone out there who's

1150
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,919
Speaker 1: subscribed to the podcast. We're trying to make this ship

1151
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: blow the fun up. Okay, we don't want everyone who

1152
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: watched Workaholics. We want people who are looking for a

1153
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: good time, who got some time to kill. We want

1154
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: people that watch Woke. Yes, we want people to watch

1155
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: what we do in the Shadows. We want righteous Gemstones people.

1156
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: We want them all. People that watch the Mindy Project.

1157
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: We want whoever's reading the screenplays. I'm not selling guys.

1158
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 1: Are you out there? Let's go. I'd like to apologize

1159
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: to my mother Penny, who definitely listens to every podcast

1160
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: because she's just a goddamn sweetheart. I hate that. Um,

1161
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 1: you now are going to think that I was a

1162
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: total pervert when I was in seventh grade, and um, yeah,

1163
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: it's true. I was. I'm not you know, I'm not

1164
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: denying it. I was. I was like what do you

1165
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: mean she's gonna think. I'll apologize to Adam. I'm sorry.

1166
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: I was talking on your your second Super Bowl experience.

1167
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was off the chain, even though the

1168
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: game was kind of a weird one, but I think

1169
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: it was. It was weird. It was weird. The whole

1170
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: experience was great and I felt, uh safe while in

1171
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: the stadium, but then as soon as we went outside,

1172
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, not only am I going to catch COVID

1173
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 1: for sure, I were also going to get shot. Like

1174
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 1: it was the craziest shot because we're the protesters. No, no,

1175
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: there's I was just absolutely insane. Someone did get murdered

1176
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: because it was a hometown win. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

1177
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: it Tampa Bay goes It was like they were the

1178
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: city was just going to burn to the ground. Like

1179
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: it was too much excitement. I was like, give me

1180
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. But it was. It was

1181
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: very fun. Do you mind if real quick? Uh we

1182
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 1: zero in on Blake's comment Tampa Bay goes off and

1183
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: what you're basing that on? Uh, there's like a they

1184
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: have a skate competition that goes on in Tampa Tampa

1185
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: pro It goes very very maniac it goes quite off,

1186
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: does it? Let's go it? Lets goes it does? And

1187
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: I also would like to I know you guys heard this,

1188
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,920
Speaker 1: but I gave an interview. I would like to apologize

1189
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: to Anna Todd and Nick, our producers. I did an

1190
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: interview for Vanity Fair talking about our podcast, trying to

1191
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: hype us up, get us more listeners, and I just

1192
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: I made it. It was too flippant. I made it

1193
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 1: seem like the podcast is super easy to do and

1194
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: there's no thought in work behind it. But Ana Todd

1195
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 1: and Nick, they do do a lot of work for

1196
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 1: our podcast, and there is thought and time put into it.

1197
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: We just don't do ship And I meant to say

1198
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: that I personally don't put a lot into it besides

1199
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: just chatting with my boys. And I was trying to

1200
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: say that. I was just saying, like, it's great compared

1201
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: to television and movies that you work on it for

1202
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: so long and then no one. It takes months and

1203
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 1: months for people to see it. I like to turnaround

1204
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,919
Speaker 1: on podcast, you know what. And I gotta take back.

1205
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take back Adam's apology for him. What did

1206
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 1: I do but none? No, I'm taking it back because

1207
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: what you said, what you said about this podcast being

1208
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: easy is obviously a compliment to how good our producers are.

1209
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 1: We show up, we clock in, we do our thing,

1210
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 1: which is fun and easy. Can't we don't do anything,

1211
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: can not, and they they clean up after us, and

1212
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: it's fucking dope and we're stoked to be here, right

1213
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: we are my Heart Radio. Goddamn. That was a better

1214
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 1: apology than what I did, fumbled through. Take that back, Adam,

1215
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: you have a take back? What am I taking? You

1216
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 1: take back? You take back the apology about how yours

1217
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: was a bad apology. It was a good apology. But

1218
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: but I'm saying is that you don't have to do it. Okay, Yeah,

1219
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: I take it back. You apologize for his apology? Is

1220
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: that what you did? No? I told him to take

1221
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: it back because I said his his comment was a

1222
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: compliment and he does need to apologize for a compliment.

1223
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: Let's go allow me to uh you know, since I

1224
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: haven't done mine, I'd love to compliment Honders on his

1225
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: uh fatherings, what his fatherhood skills? Man, Good for you

1226
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 1: advancing in these children's minds to embrace the future. Ander's

1227
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: crossed hope It works out. Yeah, man, we'll see. I'm

1228
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 1: excited to see how these all these kids grow up.

1229
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: And let's see how many ceilings your children's heads get

1230
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 1: stuck in through their middle school years. Probably yeah, yeah,

1231
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: let's count back. How many is too many? One too many?

1232
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:10,200
Speaker 1: Go beavers, Let's go beavers. Alright, Hey guys, thanks for

1233
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: joining us on this. Let's score seven.