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Speaker 1: All winter.

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Speaker 2: The only acronyms I was texting were L O, L

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Speaker 2: DTF and STF you. For the next six months, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be all E R A R B I n

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Speaker 2: ops because Major Baseball is back, baby. That's right, America's

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Speaker 2: pastime is happening in present time for Opening Day.

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Speaker 1: It's solid. Should we end the segment now? Should we

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Speaker 1: keep going?

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Speaker 2: I know the whole city was buzzing for this, ready

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Speaker 2: to cheer on their favorite team who definitely won't let

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Speaker 2: them down this year, right, guys. That's why we had

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Speaker 2: to send our own hardball enthusiast, Jose Bolanos down to

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Speaker 2: the stadium with his protective cup on to ask the

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Speaker 2: fans a simple question, what you doing at Opening Day?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at Opening Day?

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Speaker 3: I came here to collect some home run balls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you have? You have a shirt that says dump

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Speaker 1: home runs here. Yeah, well, in the playoffs that dump

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Speaker 1: it here.

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Speaker 3: Guy got a home run ball and then I sat

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Speaker 3: next to him in the in the playoffs, and then

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Speaker 3: the ball bounced off his head again. So I just

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Speaker 3: figured he attracts home run balls and I'm gonna steal

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Speaker 3: one from him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So there's another guy that you're copying his style

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Speaker 4: that was on TV.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think of anything original. And if you

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Speaker 1: see him, like, if this other guy is here, I'll

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Speaker 1: fight him.

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Speaker 3: I'm whoa shout out to my mom.

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Speaker 2: When you're about to admit to fighting someone on the

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Speaker 2: national radio show, why not take a second to shout

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Speaker 2: out your mom who taught you.

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Speaker 1: How to punch below the belts.

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Speaker 5: See, I was thinking when he said he'd never had

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Speaker 5: an original idea, he'd be perfect for this show.

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Speaker 1: He'd fit right in. Yeah and he did. Yeah he did,

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Speaker 1: And you made it?

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Speaker 2: Buddy?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at MLB opening Day?

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Speaker 6: What are we doing?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Fucking? She was cut off already. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't know way they cut you off? That changed

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Speaker 1: their little little guy entertainment, change their mind?

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Speaker 4: What if I if I cut you off? What would

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Speaker 4: you say to me to change my mind?

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Speaker 1: Look at me in my face? Okay, very pretty? Can

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Speaker 1: I have another drink? Yes? Oh my god? That word. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's like magic. She took her glasses off, made eye contact,

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Speaker 1: beautiful blue eyes.

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Speaker 6: What am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: What did the woman say at the beginning? I don't

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Speaker 1: know that pre funk.

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Speaker 2: Swear, even though we made they're all drinking the game

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Speaker 2: and then they were at the beer garden.

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Speaker 5: It's so funny because baseball, to me always is such

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Speaker 5: a family event for us, and it's really not for.

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Speaker 2: Some Yeah, who says you can't get wasted as a

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Speaker 2: family drunk part of your kid.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone's family when you're blacked out, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I love that Jose has many many forms of kryptonite.

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Speaker 2: But any ladies rated a four or above, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: game over, say good night, put the baby to band.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for setting my bar for Yeah, you have standards.

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Speaker 2: It's what you're doing Opening Day where we sent Jose

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Speaker 2: down to the stadium right before the first pitch of

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Speaker 2: the season to ask fans a simple question.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at opening Day? We're getting free drinks

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Speaker 1: and enjoying ourselves.

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Speaker 6: We've been doing this since we started dating, and so

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Speaker 6: it's a tradition.

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Speaker 1: Now, what's the story of how you guys met.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to court a very beautiful woman that

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Speaker 3: shouldn't have been courted.

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Speaker 4: You guys both left relations, You cheated for each other.

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Speaker 1: I was single, you were single. You weren't. No, what

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Speaker 1: made him better? Than the other guy. Everything you just

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Speaker 1: yell my Wiener.

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I shouldn't go down this route. Let me

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Speaker 4: change the subject. What's your favorite part of baseball?

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Speaker 1: Getting a Glizzie? You know how dog?

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Speaker 6: A plain one, plain winner.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that you guys trying to get off the Wiener.

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Speaker 2: It's weird than in an interview about Wiener's Jose is

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Speaker 2: the serious one?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Person, Yeah, and I feel like a couple like

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Speaker 5: that proofs romance isn't dead just because you get married.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that.

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Speaker 6: Was really sweet.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta go get your girl. She's in another

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Speaker 1: relationship exactly.

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Speaker 2: Just more proof that this really is a family sports.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at MLB opening Day?

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Speaker 6: So excited, beautiful day at the ball park, and have

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Speaker 6: a few beers at the ballpark. I say that too late.

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Speaker 1: You had a couple already. You know.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I snuck a shot or two in in my backpack.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we don't have to add Anyboddy. You are

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Speaker 1: specific because I didn't realize you are wearing a backpack.

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Speaker 6: Backpack, Hey, don't search my backpack.

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Speaker 1: What's it like being a fan for fifty years?

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Speaker 6: It's exhausting. It's like being married.

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Speaker 4: Uh wait, compare how so okay, Well, you know you're

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Speaker 4: very gung ho early in the season.

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Speaker 6: It's great. You wanted to show your team off to everybody, Okay,

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Speaker 6: and you get a few games in and you're like, well,

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Speaker 6: all right, this is gonna be a rough one.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 6: The difference is sports, you can end it at the

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Speaker 6: end of the season.

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Speaker 1: Again, what about marriage.

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Speaker 6: Good thing is in real life you can get a divorce,

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Speaker 6: which you.

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Speaker 1: Did, and you you got a divorce.

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Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's all right. It's like it's like

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Speaker 6: choosing a new baseball team, which I'll never do.

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Speaker 4: It's my team's number one, so it's not like choosing

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Speaker 4: a new baseball team.

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Speaker 6: Then that's a good point.

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Speaker 5: You knew he was divorced as soon as he started talking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm feeling that analogy would have been a lot

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Speaker 2: sadder without the backpack full of drinks, which he.

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Speaker 5: Definitely got busted for ten minutes after Jose.

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Speaker 4: Was yelling do not search my back.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that was what you're doing at opening days

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Speaker 2: a season. We have to look forward to read I

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Speaker 2: can't wait for more phone tabs coming up right after

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Speaker 2: this