Speaker 1: From Los Angeles and.
Speaker 2: One and only world famous Perez Hilton.
Speaker 1: Why hello and welcome to the PHP folks. A booker.
Speaker 1: That's Perez right there. How are you fine, sir?
Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm well, But also, you know, there's some
Speaker 2: difficult things to talk about today and some topics that
Speaker 2: might also upset people. We will be discussing Megan Markle,
Speaker 2: Scott Dissick, as well Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Jennifer Lopez, Ariana
Speaker 2: Grande and more. First and exclusive. I already posted it
Speaker 2: on my website, but I'm just excited because I think
Speaker 2: it's a really good exclusive that will get a lot
Speaker 2: of pickup. Sources tell me that Travis Kelce is getting
Speaker 2: a new job. He's still doing football, but around football,
Speaker 2: he's also going to get a new TV show, and
Speaker 2: it makes so much sense to me. He's going to
Speaker 2: be a game show host. They're bringing back that old
Speaker 2: game show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? And
Speaker 2: he's going to be the host.
Speaker 1: R Kiddic.
Speaker 2: That just makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The old host was that comedian Jeff Foxworthy. Travis is
Speaker 2: very likable. I think it's a slam dunk, no brainer.
Speaker 2: So it'll be for Amazon, and congratulations to Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a fun gig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I gotta be on there. I need
Speaker 2: to find a way to be on.
Speaker 1: There as a guest or as a host.
Speaker 2: No, a guest, obviously, he's the host.
Speaker 1: We play something called d student trivia on my show,
Speaker 1: and I get so many things wrong. It's just shit.
Speaker 1: You forget, you know, when you learn something forty years ago.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe if you have kids, you're better
Speaker 1: at things like that because you can help the kids
Speaker 1: with their homework. I got no kids. I can't remember
Speaker 1: the fourth planet from the Sun.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll test you right now, Mercury, Venus, Mark,
Speaker 2: I'm smart. I'm gonna get my timer going.
Speaker 1: Okay, see, I'm gonna fail this.
Speaker 2: This will be a good one. This will be a
Speaker 2: good one. All right. In a minute, name as many
Speaker 2: states as possible.
Speaker 1: Go Alabama, Lasta, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois,
Speaker 1: and Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiada, made Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Montana,
Speaker 1: New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York. I can
Speaker 1: name all the states.
Speaker 2: Oly, shit, that's hard. I would have not have been
Speaker 2: able to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's an easy one for me.
Speaker 2: That's easy. Hell is that easy for you?
Speaker 1: Well, there's that song you learn as a kid.
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't learn that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas. It's like hooked
Speaker 1: on Phonics or something.
Speaker 2: That was a good one. Wow, you see you do
Speaker 2: better than you think you would.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Do you know all of your planets?
Speaker 2: I don't even know how many there are, like nine, twelve,
Speaker 2: ten something.
Speaker 1: I keep adding some, but I'm just the ones that
Speaker 1: we learn Mercury, Venus, Earth, Jupiter, Saturday, Uranus not to
Speaker 1: and Pluto.
Speaker 2: Urinus is not called Uranus anymore?
Speaker 1: Ah, they changed Urinus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see Urinus. Is it still called Uranus?
Speaker 1: Who knows? And like the last one they decided wasn't
Speaker 1: a planet anymore, it's just gas or something. Who fucking knows.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't think I do very well on
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations to Travis Kelsey and Amazon. Good fit there.
Speaker 2: I had a pretty good weekend. Did nothing. Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2: Well I did. I went to like a small birthday thing.
Speaker 2: I went to another one on Saturday. I'm still unpacking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: really exciting stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, dam I did Weezer Friday night. Oh, Highland Park,
Speaker 1: which I'd never been to before. It's like next to Pasadena.
Speaker 1: It's really cool because it felt like Pittsburgh or something
Speaker 1: over there. It's a totally interesting pocket of LA that
Speaker 1: did not feel like LA. And went out afterwards and
Speaker 1: they did the whole Blue album and Keanu Reeves band
Speaker 1: opened up. It was so cool. Was it this tiny
Speaker 1: like Masonic temple. It was a cool like thing.
Speaker 2: So Keanu was there then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Keanu was there. He was He's in the Man still,
Speaker 1: he's in dog Star. Yeah, he's the bassist.
Speaker 2: Oh so fun, What a fun night. I've never seen
Speaker 2: Weezer live. I've gotta I've got to see them too.
Speaker 1: You gotta see this Blue album tour because they're doing
Speaker 1: the whole first album and then the hits, so I
Speaker 1: mean they just play the hits. Fun night, all right?
Speaker 2: Well, oh you.
Speaker 1: Know what, I also met the kid Joe Joe Keirey
Speaker 1: from Stranger Things. He goes by d j O Joe.
Speaker 1: You just don't pronounce the D. But he has a
Speaker 1: song out about like Chicago, back to the Beginning or
Speaker 1: something like that. It's so so good. It's like John
Speaker 1: Hughes eighties sounding, and at first I wanted to hate
Speaker 1: it because he's an actor and you know actor singing.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Keanu Reeves, well, he doesn't sing. But it's
Speaker 1: a great, great song and it's like one of those
Speaker 1: ones it's like gets stuck in your head and it
Speaker 1: totally feels like it's out of a John Hughes film.
Speaker 1: But guys, check that out, Joe dj Oh, I gotta
Speaker 1: check it out. He's from Stranger Things.
Speaker 2: I know what he looks like. I know who he is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he looks you know, dirty.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. He's incredibly good looking and thin in person.
Speaker 1: You look at him, you're like, oh, he looks like
Speaker 1: an actor, of course.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, but he just looks dirty, you know,
Speaker 2: like that British, very British is dirty. Esthetic Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: not British, he's not. Why do I think he was British?
Speaker 2: You sure he's not British. He's not British. He gives
Speaker 2: me Pete Dorty. Maybe's because he looks like Pete Doherty.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. Now you said that, and now I
Speaker 1: can't see it. You're right, he looks like Pete Doherty totally.
Speaker 2: And actually I think I know that we have international listeners.
Speaker 2: I don't even think British people pronounce Pete Doherty's name
Speaker 2: that way. I think it's Doherty. Oh really, I could
Speaker 2: be wrong. Eight hundred seven one five. Correct me if
Speaker 2: I'm mistaken. Not a clue, all right. This one photo
Speaker 2: has gone viral of Scott Disick going out to dinner
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles and he appears to have lost a
Speaker 2: considerable amount of weight, and people being people in social
Speaker 2: media doing what it does, Folks have begun to speculate,
Speaker 2: and it makes me sad because I don't want I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna. I don't fucking know. When you speculate, you
Speaker 2: have no idea. My initial reaction after seeing that photo
Speaker 2: was not drugs. I actually hope it's drugs. I looked
Speaker 2: at that photo and I'm like, God, he looks he
Speaker 2: looks like he might have cancer, and like, that's just speculation,
Speaker 2: but I hope I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I just figured ozempic because everybody else in this town
Speaker 1: is on it.
Speaker 2: He never needed it was zeb Big. He was never overweight.
Speaker 2: It's not Azem Big.
Speaker 1: Did he have a pudgy thing.
Speaker 2: He was never even slightly pudgy.
Speaker 1: I clearly don't keep up on Scott Dissick or what
Speaker 1: the fuck he's up to, but I just made the
Speaker 1: assumption that he's just another person that decided to get
Speaker 1: really thin, because that's what everybody in this town is
Speaker 1: doing right now.
Speaker 2: Well, tonight, that special with Oprah errors on ABC and Hulu,
Speaker 2: and I got really sentimental watching clips because she's in
Speaker 2: front of us studio audience, and it just took me
Speaker 2: back to the days of the Oprah Winfrey Show, and
Speaker 2: nobody's as good as her in my opinion, Like I
Speaker 2: wish they would bring it back, Like let's just say,
Speaker 2: you know what, We're gonna do the Oprah Winfrey Show
Speaker 2: for five more years, a five year encore, and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Call it a day or pull with John Stewart and
Speaker 1: just do one day a week, because that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: The one day is great. I can take my time
Speaker 1: all week long getting to it and watch clips, and
Speaker 1: you know, do that, Oprah. I mean, what's wrong with
Speaker 1: that idea?
Speaker 2: Maybe she just doesn't want to work that much, which
Speaker 2: is fine.
Speaker 1: John Stewart's putting a lot of work into it because
Speaker 1: his monologues are so incredibly thought out and just his
Speaker 1: timing is impeccable.
Speaker 2: Still, I love that you're enjoying it so much. Good, good, good.
Speaker 2: What's weird is I've not seen a single clip of
Speaker 2: John Stewart go viral on social media.
Speaker 1: Really, God, it's my entire feed. Maybe it's just the
Speaker 1: algorithm what you're into. I mean, I get it. Every day.
Speaker 1: I'll literally see the entire show, including the guests at
Speaker 1: some point on TikTok or on Instagram. You didn't see
Speaker 1: the clip about the dog, about his dog, Dian.
Speaker 2: I did see that. That's the only thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean there's only been two shows, all right,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Well, their social team needs to step it up, It's
Speaker 2: all I'm saying. Maybe, all right, speaking of speculating, that's
Speaker 2: what people continue to do about Princess Catherine, and over
Speaker 2: the weekend she was spotted out and about in public
Speaker 2: with her husband. That was very strategic. Everything the British
Speaker 2: Royal family does, every single thing, is calculated and it
Speaker 2: needs to be because they've got to keep this archaic, outdated,
Speaker 2: irrelevant thing going forward. They or maybe they don't. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: let's think about that for a minute, Like, what if
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like every member of the British
Speaker 2: royal family just says, well, we don't believe in the
Speaker 2: monarchy anymore and we want it to end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, checking out, There's no way that check is too good.
Speaker 1: The parks are too great, the lifestyle is awesome. Who
Speaker 1: would do that?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing though. The lifestyle isn't that awesome.
Speaker 2: It comes with a ton of drama, and they actually
Speaker 2: have to work, like they expect them to put in
Speaker 2: all of these hours, going to all these obligations and
Speaker 2: shaking hands and stupid chit chat with thousands of people
Speaker 2: every fucking year.
Speaker 1: How many people in the family actually have to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, still, it's King Charles and his siblings, the late
Speaker 2: Queen's children, and then his son and Kate Middleton, Princess Catherine,
Speaker 2: and every once in a while some of the other
Speaker 2: outliers will also take on royal engagements. But like I said,
Speaker 2: strategic that we saw them together, especially because in the
Speaker 2: wake of Princess Catherine's extended recovery. All of these rumors
Speaker 2: that have been around for a while have resurfaced, specifically
Speaker 2: that Prince William has had and may possibly still have
Speaker 2: a mistress. The wildest rumor is that this woman Rose,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck her name is, Rose Handby, Hanbury Hanby,
Speaker 2: I don't even remember Rose. It's because there's a stupid room. God,
Speaker 2: I'll get to the stupid rumor. But there's a rumors
Speaker 2: upon rumors. The one rumor is that Rose, at the
Speaker 2: end of last year got pregnant with Prince William's baby
Speaker 2: and decided to keep it. Dun dun, dum. I mean
Speaker 2: it's possible. I guess anything is possible, but highly unlikely.
Speaker 1: I will Yeah, Look, it's a different day, you know,
Speaker 1: when there was no social media and there was no
Speaker 1: press to this magnitude that can really find out things,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It'd be almost impossible to
Speaker 1: hide a relationship at their level, as much scrutiny impressed
Speaker 1: that's around them, nearly impossible. You know.
Speaker 2: Prince William lives in these very big palaces and Windsor
Speaker 2: and then he has Kensington Palace in London, and there
Speaker 2: are many entrances there that somebody could sneak into.
Speaker 1: After everything with your parents. I mean, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: the apple falling from the tree, that whole thing.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe it either.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it at all.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it either.
Speaker 1: And look at the guy. He doesn't look like he's
Speaker 1: got game either. Give me a break.
Speaker 2: Even worse or more ridiculous than oh, she's she's pregnant
Speaker 2: and had the baby or's having the baby. Every once
Speaker 2: in a while, the wildest, stupidest, grossest rumor that she
Speaker 2: can't even say it.
Speaker 1: It's not dumb.
Speaker 2: It's like he has a nickname, something about pegging. Basically,
Speaker 2: this rumor that she fitts Prince William goes viral every
Speaker 2: once in a while, like so dumb, so dumb. So
Speaker 2: I don't believe any of that. And then people are
Speaker 2: now like, I was about to stay nice to see
Speaker 2: Princess Catherine out and about this weekend. But then people
Speaker 2: are like, why were there no photos? How come there
Speaker 2: were no photos of the outing? How can we really
Speaker 2: believe it were no photos of her? But then the
Speaker 2: thing is, like, people are so dumb even if there
Speaker 2: were photos of her, Like there was a photo of
Speaker 2: her last week, people think that was photoshopps. Like, if
Speaker 2: there's no photos, people are suspicious. If there are photos,
Speaker 2: people are suspicious. We're living in the land of de Lulu.
Speaker 1: Well, and there's still under the date of when she
Speaker 1: said she'd be out. She said she's checking out to
Speaker 1: what It's not Easter yet after March thirty first, so
Speaker 1: we've still got over two weeks. I'm telling you. I
Speaker 1: still think to this day she just regrets putting out
Speaker 1: the photo and probably shouldn't even have done that. She
Speaker 1: should have just said, you know what, I'm on break
Speaker 1: And I bet they just regret even doing that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because she just.
Speaker 1: Did what everybody else does, photoshops things. But I still
Speaker 1: think she's got some sort of GI disease that they're
Speaker 1: not discussing, and she had something done, but who knows.
Speaker 2: I hate speculating. The latest rumor that I saw is
Speaker 2: she had something that would be embarrassing to reveal, specifically
Speaker 2: surgery on her bowels.
Speaker 1: Why would that be embarrassing and that would be a
Speaker 1: GI disease?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't fucking know why that would be embarrassing,
Speaker 2: But that's that's the theory that they didn't reveal it
Speaker 2: because they think it's embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Yeah, I'm not buying that either.
Speaker 1: I don't think any of this is embarrassing, Like illness
Speaker 1: is not embarrassing. Yeah, if I got testicular cancer, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be embarrassed about it. I'd be bummed that I
Speaker 1: had testicular cancer or the other one, prostate cancer, like
Speaker 1: I did something to get it.
Speaker 2: Also, there are reports that when Princess Catherine does return
Speaker 2: to her royal engagements, that she will open up in
Speaker 2: detail and specifically about what she went through, which I
Speaker 2: think that would be a good idea. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't think she needs to, but I think it would
Speaker 2: be a good idea just to like silence for good.
Speaker 1: To squash all this crap. And I think it's a
Speaker 1: little bit of hey assholes, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like she's not gonna say that, but she's gonna do
Speaker 1: it because she wants to say, hey, assholes. I asked
Speaker 1: for privacy. I didn't mean for this to turn into
Speaker 1: what it did. I didn't want it to be that.
Speaker 1: In my wildest dreams. I couldn't thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be this. When I told you guys, we were
Speaker 1: coming back to Easter, but I think that's going to
Speaker 1: happen and it's just going to make a lot of
Speaker 1: publications look like shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of the British royal family, over here, the Americans,
Speaker 2: Megan Markle and her husband are making headlines for a
Speaker 2: couple of reasons. First, Prince William's sister in law has
Speaker 2: launched a new company called American Riviera Orchard and pretty smart.
Speaker 2: Actually it's a soft launched, a soft launch. They've created
Speaker 2: an Instagram account which already has in less than a
Speaker 2: week over five hundred thousand followers. And if you go
Speaker 2: to the website Americanriviera dot com, it's a placeholder and
Speaker 2: it says join the wait list, which is a really
Speaker 2: smart way to gauge interest so that before you launch
Speaker 2: any products, you can be as st is possible, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if we have these many people interested, then maybe like
Speaker 2: ten percent of them might actually buy something, so we
Speaker 2: need to know not to make more than this. YadA,
Speaker 2: YadA YadA. Apparently it's gonna be like a lifestyle brand
Speaker 2: like Martha Stewart so home goods. Although I actually think
Speaker 2: my guess is like hello, if you're calling yourselves the
Speaker 2: Instagram handle American Riviera Orchard. They're gonna launch with wine.
Speaker 2: I would think from the orchard from Montecito, where they
Speaker 2: make a lot of wine. It would only make sense.
Speaker 1: When I hear orchard, I think apple's though vineyard, I
Speaker 1: think wine.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right.
Speaker 1: So to me, orchard sounds more like a you know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make fucking sheets, That's what it sounds like
Speaker 1: to make.
Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna make all that. She's got everything registered
Speaker 2: and trademarked and able to sell all of that with
Speaker 2: the name. But the thing that upsets me, here's the
Speaker 2: real issue. When she launched this Instagram page, she said
Speaker 2: American Riviera Orchard by Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex. She
Speaker 2: removed herself from that situation that she has repeatedly shit on,
Speaker 2: and yet she is still now using that institution to
Speaker 2: make money.
Speaker 1: This justin as I've always said, she's full of shit.
Speaker 1: They both are. What else do they have?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's rude, disrespectful. It is hypocritical.
Speaker 1: Hypocritical is the word. That's what they are. Hypocrites.
Speaker 2: You hate it so much, you're still aligning yourself.
Speaker 1: Surfing off of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she could have used her maiden name, which we
Speaker 2: all know, Megan Markle, or she could have used her
Speaker 2: married name mean Botton windsor as some of our supporters
Speaker 2: have clarified or made sure that I specified, it's mont
Speaker 2: Boughton windsor not Sussex as they're trying to rebrand. So
Speaker 2: very hypocritical, and that's not all. According to other reports,
Speaker 2: Megan after previously doing really boring programming for both Spotify
Speaker 2: and Netflix, although some might argue that their docu multipart
Speaker 2: film or whatever you want to call it, that was
Speaker 2: not boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was fascinating to just see inside of their house.
Speaker 2: So she's going back to Netflix, according to reports, and
Speaker 2: is going to do a cooking show, which isn't celebrities
Speaker 2: cooking played out? Like, do we need another celebrity cooking show?
Speaker 1: Those shows are hard. You really can get a vibe
Speaker 1: on somebody pretty quick if they're unlikable, and she's just
Speaker 1: a big fraud. To me, she's just a big phony.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, do it. I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 1: A goof on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like Martha Stewart's unlikable yet I love her.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Martha Stewart is not unlikable. I know
Speaker 1: she's lovable, are you killing? Yes?
Speaker 2: I mean she's a bit she gives off bitch vibes,
Speaker 2: but I still love her that.
Speaker 1: It's not that and bitch vibes are fine when you
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. And Martha Stewart is so
Speaker 1: well versed in everything she's speaking of. It's not like
Speaker 1: somebody gave her like some lines to read when she's
Speaker 1: making eggs, you know what I mean, Like she knows
Speaker 1: the exact way how to make an egg. It's not
Speaker 1: put on, it's not phony. Is this duchess of my balls? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Is she really a cook in the side and we
Speaker 1: didn't know this? No, she's not. She didn't go to
Speaker 1: culinary school. Martha Stewart's been doing this for decades. So
Speaker 1: you know, when your personality comes out and your little
Speaker 1: you know, you're a little quick or you're a little sharp,
Speaker 1: it's cool, you know. But I'm telling you, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this is gonna make her look like a big fraud.
Speaker 2: I know, I doubt it. I mean, it's not a
Speaker 2: live show. They'll be able to edit out anything that's
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 1: You see all these Instagram TikTok chefs that have no
Speaker 1: idea what the fuck they're doing. It's so clear that
Speaker 1: they took a recipe from somebody else and they're passing
Speaker 1: it off as their own.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what ninety five percent of them do.
Speaker 1: All right, And that's exactly it. It's gonna reek of that.
Speaker 1: And every time I can tell, I can tell who
Speaker 1: knows how to cook. I can tell, like when I'm
Speaker 1: watching somebody make ribs on TikTok, I can tell just
Speaker 1: by the way they handle things, unless she's doing it
Speaker 1: like Selena Gomes. Selena Gomez is like she came in
Speaker 1: like I don't know shit about this and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: learn with you guys, and that made it more authentic.
Speaker 1: So maybe it just depends on the angle.
Speaker 2: We'll see that. Kudos to them for continuing the hustle
Speaker 2: and the grift.
Speaker 1: What else are they gonna do.
Speaker 2: In other social media news, Gypsy Rose Blanchard deleting all
Speaker 2: of her socials. The ex con former Inmate has said
Speaker 2: that she apologizes for not taking more accountability. She says,
Speaker 2: to all the people that I offended with the lack
Speaker 2: of accountability the first month or so that I was
Speaker 2: out of prison and the lack of accountability in my interview.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm learning. I take accountability for my part,
Speaker 2: and I'm saying this right now. I'm taking accountability. I
Speaker 2: did a bad thing. I have been given a second
Speaker 2: chance at life. Give me a little grace. Let my
Speaker 2: actions much my blahlahlahlah lah. So she said goodbye to
Speaker 2: social media and just deleted them, which actually I think
Speaker 2: is the smartest thing that she could do if she
Speaker 2: if she wants to live a normal, happy, healthy life.
Speaker 1: By the way, and I think that's admirable. I think
Speaker 1: that she did come out of the gate like a
Speaker 1: puke and we all were like, what the hell are
Speaker 1: you doing? And it shows me that there's a real
Speaker 1: person inside of her somewhere, and she could kind of
Speaker 1: maybe read the room a little bit. She's not off
Speaker 1: the reservation completely.
Speaker 2: Yeh and plot twist. That's what she wanted us to believe. However,
Speaker 2: according to People Magazine, which I have said before, they
Speaker 2: are the most credible celebrity news publication, People Magazine says
Speaker 2: that her deleting her socials was quote at the advisement
Speaker 2: of her parole officer, so she won't get in trouble
Speaker 2: or go back to jail. So basically, her parole officer said,
Speaker 2: you should delete your socials and she did good on her.
Speaker 2: You know, it's being out of jail is more important
Speaker 2: than being a social media influenza.
Speaker 1: I choose to be optimistic on this, and I choose
Speaker 1: to believe that maybe there's a human being inside of
Speaker 1: there and she's getting it together. That's what I'm choosing
Speaker 1: to believe. I'm probably dead fucking wrong, but that's what
Speaker 1: I'm hopeful of. Anyhow.
Speaker 2: Congrats to her for being a human being that's accountable.
Speaker 2: All right, some music news, congratulations to Ariana Grande. She
Speaker 2: had I mean we're only in March, but still her
Speaker 2: new album is the biggest debut of the year, coming
Speaker 2: in at number one on the Billboard two hundred. She
Speaker 2: moved over two hundred and twenty seven thousand units, which
Speaker 2: for twenty twenty four I would say is very big. Sure,
Speaker 2: Arianna came in at number one. Last week, I mentioned
Speaker 2: how Jennifer lopez Is album debuted at number thirty eight
Speaker 2: on this this same list, the Billboard two hundred chart.
Speaker 2: It's second week off the chart completely. It went from
Speaker 2: number thirty eight to not even the top two hundred. Bless.
Speaker 2: All right, more music related news.
Speaker 1: She's going to fire that manager. He's got to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's some tea. Actually, I'll save that for the Patreon.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, let me make a note. I
Speaker 2: have another thing that I was going to talk about today,
Speaker 2: but I'm like, you know what, that's another Patreon thing
Speaker 2: that Patreon too.
Speaker 1: Everybody is on Thursday if you'd like to subscribe.
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. Okay. An update. I
Speaker 2: mentioned on the podcast a while ago that Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 2: was seeking money from her ex husband, specifically because she
Speaker 2: went and filed the complaint. I think it was with
Speaker 2: the Labor Board, claiming that her manager acted as her agent,
Speaker 2: and that is technically illegal. But I've been around show
Speaker 2: business long enough to know that every fucking manager does that.
Speaker 2: What's the point of a fucking manager then.
Speaker 1: If they can't do anything, if you've got their hands tied, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They all fucking do that. This is such a slimy,
Speaker 2: shady move in my opinion. So after the labor board
Speaker 2: or the organization ruled in Kelly Clarkson's favor, she now
Speaker 2: has sued her ex husband and her former father in law,
Speaker 2: the father and grandfather of her children, and she is
Speaker 2: demanding two point six million dollars.
Speaker 1: How much money did this guy take?
Speaker 2: At least two point six million.
Speaker 1: Dollars right about that, but I'm thinking it must be
Speaker 1: a lot more.
Speaker 2: His lawyer counters that he used the money to pay
Speaker 2: for his share of everything when they were.
Speaker 1: Tell it Clarks and Ink, which you know, that's plausible.
Speaker 2: Not just Kelly Clark's and Inc. But Kelly Clark's in
Speaker 2: Home Life, so home house and everything. You know, he
Speaker 2: contributed to that. So we'll see what happens there. But
Speaker 2: I don't know, like she's got a talk show, she's
Speaker 2: making so much money now, even if it's just it's
Speaker 2: it's sucky, it's sucky.
Speaker 1: I mean the old adage is what you know, the
Speaker 1: question is why is divorced so expensive? And the answer
Speaker 1: is because it's worth it, you know, And I think
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of that. You know, you get
Speaker 1: into a marriage with somebody, you got to expect if
Speaker 1: you're going to get out of it, it's going to
Speaker 1: get ugliest, especially in the state of California. Then you
Speaker 1: get into business with your husband, and you know, he's
Speaker 1: gonna want his take and I hate to say it,
Speaker 1: but rightfully so, but you know, because that's what she
Speaker 1: and they agreed to at that time. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's it's really hard. You know, she's just pure talent,
Speaker 1: and it's maybe hard to see it that way the
Speaker 1: way I just mapped it out. But it may just
Speaker 1: be that, you know, he could be a slime bucket.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: It seems like he's a slime bucket. But she chose
Speaker 2: to have children with him. I wonder if she has
Speaker 2: a gag order like preventing him from talking to their
Speaker 2: children about all of these legal issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're young, They're not young enough to not understand mommy's
Speaker 2: suing daddy.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Look, I haven't seen anything,
Speaker 1: like read anything. He's out there yappin'. Everything i've heard
Speaker 1: is through court papers, which what are you supposed to
Speaker 1: do there? There's nothing you could do, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: won his take, and I don't know. It just sucks. Well.
Speaker 2: In other music related news, you know what, I'm really
Speaker 2: excited about the future of music because of Beyonce, meaning
Speaker 2: Just this year she had a number one song with
Speaker 2: that Texas Hold Them, that went to number one.
Speaker 1: And stayed at number one for a very long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then last year her break My Soul went
Speaker 2: to number one as well. And it used to be
Speaker 2: so rare that a female or even male pop star
Speaker 2: in their fifties could have a number one song on
Speaker 2: the Billboard Hot one hundred.
Speaker 1: Is Beyonce in her fifties?
Speaker 2: Did I say fifties? I'm in forties, sorry.
Speaker 1: To say, I don't think Beyonce was fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Katy Perry's working on new music and she's being
Speaker 2: very strategic. She's told us that her next album is
Speaker 2: going to be a dance album. It could be her
Speaker 2: renaissance moment. I hope so.
Speaker 1: Well, back to your original thought there, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's going to be as unusual as it used to be,
Speaker 1: only because the state of music sucks.
Speaker 2: Well, there aren't as many superstars. Also, let's just.
Speaker 1: Look at Texas Hold Them. It is a master class
Speaker 1: in a pop song. Everybody's gonna go it's a country song.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's a fucking pop song, Okay, Like
Speaker 1: Texas Holdham is a pop song and It's what I
Speaker 1: always talk about on this show, getting back to the
Speaker 1: basics of what pop music is. Pop stars have gotten
Speaker 1: so far away from it, and everybody's doing the exact
Speaker 1: same sound. So what does she do. She goes back
Speaker 1: to the basics and does the verse, chorus, verse, right
Speaker 1: down the middle. It just is a masterclass in a
Speaker 1: pop song. And pop music always like ebbs and flows.
Speaker 1: You'll have like I remember the eighties. Everybody's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the eighties is so herald It is like the generation
Speaker 1: of the great eighties pop music. It was till about
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven or eighty eight. Then the fucking wheels
Speaker 1: came off. Music was shit, It was awful. Michael Bolton
Speaker 1: ruled the fucking pop charge.
Speaker 2: I love Michael Bolton.
Speaker 1: Tell me how that booth to hot ac, It moved
Speaker 1: to hair bands. Pop radio lost its way.
Speaker 2: What do you talk? You're crazy? Eighties.
Speaker 1: I was in radio in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: We still had Madonna, we had Janet Jackson popping, we
Speaker 2: had point.
Speaker 1: You're proving my point. We had all of them until
Speaker 1: about nineteen eighty seven, nineteen eighty eight. Then the wheels. Fellow,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Madonna's he was the post eighty seven.
Speaker 1: No way, Madonna's peak was nineteen eighty four, eighty five, six,
Speaker 1: those years.
Speaker 2: Yes, express Yourself like a Prayer Vogue, those were all
Speaker 2: eighty eight eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Madonna the anomaly. Everybody Else's whom I'm talking about, all right.
Speaker 2: Jenna Jackson was still phenomenal and thriving in the late eighties.
Speaker 1: That's the Taylor Swift, that's the Beyonce. And yes, there
Speaker 1: are always the outliers, the big ones. It was the
Speaker 1: second tier in the late eighties. The tires came off
Speaker 1: and didn't come back until boy bands hit. Boy Bands
Speaker 1: hit in the mid nineties, and then pop music was
Speaker 1: back again, but there was a lull. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: pop music is got to get back to the basics,
Speaker 1: and Beyonce is putting a master class on right now
Speaker 1: on how to do that. And that's what's happening. And
Speaker 1: I hope it back to your very first point about
Speaker 1: you're hopeful for music, I am too, because when you
Speaker 1: see that, you say, wow, Hopefully more people will catch
Speaker 1: on and do this. That's so obvious. Just make good
Speaker 1: pop songs.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of boy bands, justin Timberlake released his new album,
Speaker 2: and I didn't fucking listen to it, did you?
Speaker 1: I did not. I had only read yesterday that it dropped.
Speaker 1: It didn't even get to me that he dropped the
Speaker 1: whole album, and I was busy, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll get to it this week.
Speaker 2: I had zero interest or desire to listen to it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of music, Dylan mulvaney, this transgender content creator, released
Speaker 2: a song that got everybody talking. I saw so many
Speaker 2: videos about it on all the social media platforms. The
Speaker 2: songs called days of Girlhood and Hello. It's a song
Speaker 2: from a social media star, Like what do you expect? Like,
Speaker 2: it's not good. It's not bad either, It's just so
Speaker 2: cheesy and shallow. And the thing though, that I want
Speaker 2: to clarify a lot of people were triggered and upset,
Speaker 2: but Dylan will is not talking or trying to represent
Speaker 2: anybody but her. This is her truth, her song, her silliness,
Speaker 2: her whatever she wanted to get out there. It's not
Speaker 2: that deep. People, there's just so much anti trans hatred
Speaker 2: and anything just upsets them so much. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: more music News. Patreon supporter Stephanie Valenti asks, what are
Speaker 2: your thoughts on North's interview Northwest Kim Kanye's daughter. Do
Speaker 2: you agree with the amount of exposure she is receiving
Speaker 2: at her age? And do you think it will only
Speaker 2: get more intense for her? Those are great questions. Sure
Speaker 2: if you missed it over the weekend, Northwest was interviewed
Speaker 2: about her upcoming debut album. But the interviewer was done
Speaker 2: by a thirteen year old girl, So that felt okay
Speaker 2: and safe to me. You know, Oh, she's only three
Speaker 2: years older, Like that's fine.
Speaker 1: You don't have Rolling Stone out there talking to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I find that problematic. And I'm not her dad
Speaker 2: or her mom, so I don't know. It's a decision
Speaker 2: that they made, and they probably thought, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: no matter what we do, she's still gonna be very
Speaker 2: well known, so might as well just lean into it.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a hobby at the moment. Will
Speaker 1: she stick with it? I don't know. Maybe who knows.
Speaker 2: She's kid.
Speaker 1: Kids are whimsical. They changed their minds. And if I
Speaker 1: was filthy wretch and my kid wanted to record a
Speaker 1: song and I was a songwriter, I'd probably let them too.
Speaker 1: To each his own, you know, Could I see this
Speaker 1: going the wrong way. But if you want me answer
Speaker 1: that question, fuck yeah, I could totally see this going
Speaker 1: the wrong way. I could see this being a horrible idea.
Speaker 1: But I agree with Perez. It's not my fucking kid,
Speaker 1: do you. I mean, if you think you can manage it, okay, great,
Speaker 1: I really don't care.
Speaker 2: Fiona Beaming, another Patreon supporter, asked for my thoughts on
Speaker 2: Amanda Bynes being interviewed by the paparazzi. And I didn't
Speaker 2: even go seek this out because if Amanda Bynes releases
Speaker 2: something herself on social media, that's one thing. But I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch her be grilled by the paparazzi.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's in a good place to be
Speaker 2: answering paparazzi questions or judged on them. Yeah, exactly. And
Speaker 2: of course they're going to ask her questions. They don't care,
Speaker 2: they're the paparazzi. So there was that. Also some wacky
Speaker 2: news this actress speaking out about how Johnny Depp was
Speaker 2: awful to her on the film set. Wow, shocking news.
Speaker 2: His professional reputation precedes him.
Speaker 1: I saw a funny Johnny Depp quote. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: He was talking about being in love with two women,
Speaker 1: and he said, if you're in love with two women,
Speaker 1: choose the second because you left the first one for
Speaker 1: the second. In the first place, you cheated on the
Speaker 1: first one to get to the second one. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where that came from or how real
Speaker 1: it is, but uh, it was funny.
Speaker 2: Next season on vander Pump Rules, I'm giving you all
Speaker 2: a spoiler alert. Okay, I'm sure there'll be another season.
Speaker 2: They're going to bring back Rachel. I don't know for
Speaker 2: sure that that's just a guess, a hunch, but will.
Speaker 2: The latest news is that that restaurant, the eatery that
Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval opened Schwartz and Sandy's, is
Speaker 2: struggling very little customers. They've pared down their menu, offering less,
Speaker 2: so I obviously expect them to show that next season
Speaker 2: on the show. Also, speaking of TV news, former talk
Speaker 2: show host James Cordon has a new show. He's now
Speaker 2: doing a show for Serious XM, which I didn't hear
Speaker 2: any buzz about. And is that a downgrade?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's a money take. Conan O'Brien does
Speaker 1: one for them, and you know they pay these people
Speaker 1: a ton of money. I just don't know who's listening
Speaker 1: to them. Yeah, I've never heard anybody say, well, I
Speaker 1: heard on Conan O'Brien the other day. I don't know
Speaker 1: that programming is for old fucking people. There's no young
Speaker 1: people listening to serious XM. It costs money. Yeah news.
Speaker 2: Let's end things with a few positive items. Okay, Bella Hadid,
Speaker 2: the model has a new boyfriend. She's dating this Latino
Speaker 2: cowboy and things are so serious with her and the
Speaker 2: professional horseback writer and trainer that she's bought a house
Speaker 2: in Texas to be with him, so she's living in
Speaker 2: Fort Worth. Also another Travis Kelsey update. Travis and Patrick
Speaker 2: Mahomes are opening a steakhouse in Kansas City. I saw that,
Speaker 2: so they better be there regularly or I would be pissed.
Speaker 2: At least once a month, each of them needs to
Speaker 2: be there, I think I would imagine, so like after
Speaker 2: games and stuff like.
Speaker 1: That, all they got to do is Dragon Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: once it's yeah, hit for the next year.
Speaker 2: All right, one last item, but before that, a thank
Speaker 2: you to some recent Patreon subscribers, Sharon Bison, Lizzie Cupcake,
Speaker 2: Ruth Doyle, Patricia R. Megan Griffith, Mari Anne, Annabelle Quinnlin,
Speaker 2: Jennifer Mltn, Alex Jordan, Tim McDonald, Christina Ho Extra. Finally,
Speaker 2: congratulations to Danielle Brigoli aka the Cashmi Outside Girl, also
Speaker 2: known as Bad Baby, the Only Fans Superstar just welcomed
Speaker 2: her first child. She's no longer a teenager. She's twenty
Speaker 2: years old. She and her boyfriend have been dating. I
Speaker 2: think about a year. Mazl Let's take some calls hi
Speaker 2: grass high booker.
Speaker 3: This is Geraldine from New York. So when he comes
Speaker 3: to Jennifer Lopez, I don't understand why people don't like
Speaker 3: her music more after all of these years. People say
Speaker 3: she can't sing, but honestly, a lot of singers out
Speaker 3: there don't have that grave a voice. It's not like
Speaker 3: they all are like Ariana Grande. She is a good performer.
Speaker 3: She can dance really well. I will go see her
Speaker 3: in concert if I had the money and her single
Speaker 3: that she has out, I'm.
Speaker 1: Still in Love with You.
Speaker 3: But I mean that song, I mean, is it like
Speaker 3: the best of the best song. No, but it's a
Speaker 3: decent song. She was at the super Bowl not that
Speaker 3: many years ago. Why doesn't she have more fans? I'm shocked.
Speaker 3: Speaking of the super Bowl, I wanted to ask you, guys,
Speaker 3: who do you think should perform at the super Bowl
Speaker 3: halftime show next year? I'm thinking Christina Avrillera.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that's the worst halftime show ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most definitely not Christina Aguilera. I said it on
Speaker 2: our recent show. I would love it to be Dolly
Speaker 2: Parton and Miley Cyrus and Dolly's friends. But you need
Speaker 2: Dolly and then Miley and then others.
Speaker 1: Back to j Love for a second. I to answer
Speaker 1: your question, I just think it's bad management. I really do.
Speaker 1: I don't think the song's that bad either. And she
Speaker 1: isn't in her forties as we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1: She actually is in her fifties and music is a
Speaker 1: little agis and it is hard to keep that contemporary
Speaker 1: ball moving. But could she be on hot AC radio
Speaker 1: with a song like that?
Speaker 2: She could?
Speaker 1: That song is a good song. Yeah, it's not a
Speaker 1: bad song. No, you really kind of hit on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was last week or if
Speaker 1: it was on the Patreon show with just the ick
Speaker 1: around her. Right now, she's got the bad vibes, the
Speaker 1: negative juju. She just doesn't have the IT thing around her.
Speaker 1: And it's bad management. And I hate to harp on that,
Speaker 1: but that's what it is. They keep putting bad things out.
Speaker 1: When you do that, it dilutes your star power. She's
Speaker 1: a superstar. She's fucking Jennifer Lopez. We're talking about her
Speaker 1: like she's fucking Danielle Bergozi on this show or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, that's bad management. That's what those people
Speaker 1: are supposed to do.
Speaker 2: I love her Hello, waiting for Tonight. I fucking love
Speaker 2: her music.
Speaker 1: Those songs were great. Yeah, And I mean she's a
Speaker 1: Vegas act. She can play Vegas. I mean that's that
Speaker 1: is something. But it really just comes down to bad
Speaker 1: decision after bad decision. It's the overexposure thing. It's pushing
Speaker 1: yourself in front of people constantly, the old adage let
Speaker 1: me miss you. I say it all the time, let
Speaker 1: me miss you.
Speaker 2: However, we do need growth and reinvention, like with Adele.
Speaker 2: I like the last Adele album, but it felt like
Speaker 2: the same. I want the next thing that Adele does
Speaker 2: to really just feel different or growth or just evol
Speaker 2: like I don't care. If you keep hearing the same
Speaker 2: thing over and over again, it's just like, okay, boring.
Speaker 1: Well, if it's good, though, I don't mind. You give
Speaker 1: me Hello over and over. I'll be happy with that.
Speaker 1: There just wasn't that on the last album that I heard.
Speaker 3: Hi there, my name is Marilyn. I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 3: Now I've been here twenty.
Speaker 1: Years, so I'm a true local.
Speaker 2: This is my real hometown.
Speaker 1: Wait, if you've been there for twenty years, you're local.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't say it's your hometown. Your hometown's where
Speaker 1: you're from.
Speaker 3: Shut ups here and they're calling this down their hometown's
Speaker 3: busting your boss. Okay, So yeah, yeah, you guys were
Speaker 3: talking about pickup prices for Gio floor level five hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: and you guys were sur price, and you guys were
Speaker 3: saying that beyond the money. No, actually I wish my
Speaker 3: floor level ticket for Beyonce. We're five hundred books. Normally
Speaker 3: people are here. We're paying a lot of money on tickets.
Speaker 2: What Beyonce eight hundred to see Taylor shows?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, aren't you always shocked?
Speaker 2: How do you you're a normal person? You're not a
Speaker 2: normal person.
Speaker 1: I go to all these shows and I look around
Speaker 1: pres and I say the same thing, because I go
Speaker 1: for free. Yeah, betch it about the uber? How much
Speaker 1: that cost to get me there? I'm looking around, I'm like,
Speaker 1: where the fuck are all these people getting this money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They all can't work for a radio station. I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: What normal person is spending eight hundred or thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for a sponsort? And how many of those are you
Speaker 2: doing a year?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know. All right, let's wrap
Speaker 1: this up, all right.
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Speaker 1: take care. We'll see you on Some of You on Thursday.