Speaker 1: Hi, what's going on, buddy?
Speaker 2: Not much? Oh, I forgot. We're doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a quick podcast. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me hit this.
Speaker 2: This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. This is episode one oh six.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And you think that you don't have any cereal because
Speaker 1: I sent you cereal but it hasn't come.
Speaker 2: Yet, right, but yeah, no FedEx package. Sit.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, so I do know that you have one
Speaker 1: cereal that you told me about. And before we get
Speaker 1: to it, this is going to be an episode where
Speaker 1: we celebrate the yellow box. Do you know what cereal
Speaker 1: is in the big yellow box?
Speaker 2: Corn pops?
Speaker 1: No Cheerios?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's you know.
Speaker 1: They were first introduced in nineteen forty one as Cheery. Ods.
Speaker 1: We've been through this before in.
Speaker 2: Another mascot that's a strawberry.
Speaker 1: All right, don't get me all riled up here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if you listen to a few of our past episodes,
Speaker 1: you'll see that we've been through Cheery the whole origins
Speaker 1: of it. It was cheeriots and forty one changed to
Speaker 1: cheerios and forty five Greg t came in thought of
Speaker 1: strawberry was the mascot we've been through all the mascots
Speaker 1: with the Cheerio kid and Bullwinkle and and everything, and
Speaker 1: you know what, who I'm surprised was never a mascot
Speaker 1: actually is got hold on?
Speaker 2: Hold on one second, I need to take this call home.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, this early. Stop. Don't open it, don't
Speaker 1: open it, don't yell at me, don't open it in
Speaker 1: the bowl.
Speaker 2: I'm pre pouring.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: It's not the cereal. Hold on, I'm putting it back.
Speaker 2: Let me go get milk. Hold on, someone's an angry
Speaker 2: Scottie today.
Speaker 1: I love doing this, but I what has happened?
Speaker 2: What has happened? Damn it? Cheerio. Hold on, I'll call
Speaker 2: you back in tuesdays. Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Now you're okay? Now, yes, can go to a nice
Speaker 1: quiet spot.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm in a nice quiet spot.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So much has happened in five minutes, I.
Speaker 1: Swear I know. Let's let the listeners know what's going on.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is Serial Killers. I'm Scotty Be
Speaker 1: and that's Andrew over there. Hi, Andrew, Hi, Scott. Today
Speaker 1: is Monday. It's May fourth. Oh my good, oh oh,
Speaker 1: may the fourth be with you? Andy?
Speaker 2: Do you even know what that's from?
Speaker 1: From one of those Star Wars flicks.
Speaker 2: Star Wars flicks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, name a character from Star Wars Han Solo.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you did better than I thought.
Speaker 1: No, I know that because he just did something bad
Speaker 1: at an airport in California. Who did Harrison Ford?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: He wasn't supposed to go on a runway and he
Speaker 1: did and they yelled at him. Was this today a
Speaker 1: couple days ago? You didn't hear that?
Speaker 2: Shocking? No?
Speaker 1: Wow, you're on your like millennial phone constantly.
Speaker 2: Yes, my millennial phone that I used to check Harrison
Speaker 2: Ford headlines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's all over the place, like is it
Speaker 1: wasn't it is the millennialcon Is that Star Wars?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh cool?
Speaker 2: See you know two things?
Speaker 1: But wait, that also has the word millennial in it.
Speaker 2: Uh? Okay, let's start eating cereal? Has that sound?
Speaker 1: No? No, anyway, so hold on, let me get back
Speaker 1: to what I was saying. So it's the big yellow
Speaker 1: box and I'm kind of surprised. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you are, because you're like, who's that? Do you know what?
Speaker 1: The man with the big yellow hat?
Speaker 2: Yes? From Curious George.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't believe that all these years he was
Speaker 1: never on the big yellow box. That would have made sense,
Speaker 1: don't you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: The Curious George movie that came out in like two
Speaker 2: thousand and five or two thousand and six is one
Speaker 2: of the most adorable movies of all time. I own
Speaker 2: that movie.
Speaker 1: I could totally see you sitting on the couch watching it.
Speaker 2: It's just mindless entertainment and it's so happy and Curious
Speaker 2: George is so happy and it makes me smile.
Speaker 1: Oh George. All right, So anyway, we're back to cheerios.
Speaker 1: So we've been through the history of cheerios, and we
Speaker 1: know that it used to be called cheery oats, and
Speaker 1: we know that General Mills makes it. If I could,
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, let me just run through real
Speaker 1: quick the list of all the cheerios varieties that we've
Speaker 1: tried here on Serial Killers, if you don't mind. Obviously,
Speaker 1: we've had the original, We've had honey nut, We've had apple, cinnamon,
Speaker 1: malti grain, fruity cheerios, banana nut, chocolate, chocolate, peanut butter,
Speaker 1: ancient grains, pumpkin spice, very berry, blueberry, peach, maple, medley crunch,
Speaker 1: oat crunch, toasted coconut, and frosted. Now most of those
Speaker 1: still exist. There have been a bunch more that aren't
Speaker 1: around anymore, like yogurt bursts, And I was kind of
Speaker 1: annoyed that I never tried that because I feel like
Speaker 1: that would have been delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nor smell. I don't think I would like yogurt bursts.
Speaker 2: That sounds nasty.
Speaker 1: They were coated with like strawberry yogurt, and there was
Speaker 1: some other flavor. Then there was regular peanut butter multi grain.
Speaker 1: We never got there, even though I did try it,
Speaker 1: but not on this podcast. What just went ding?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: I heard it ding?
Speaker 2: Oh it maybe was my finger hitting the spoon whatever.
Speaker 1: All right, So then there was a dark chocolate. There
Speaker 1: was cheerios protein. I've never had that one. I don't
Speaker 1: think regular strawberry I had years ago doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: There was berry burst. There was dolta de leche. Is
Speaker 1: that how you say that?
Speaker 2: Dolta de leche?
Speaker 1: That's like caramel or something? Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, just keep going.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm trying to tell everybody how many
Speaker 1: varieties of cheerios there were. And you're just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just read the list. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Well no, because you stopped dulta delece and go Dulce deluche.
Speaker 1: Shut up and something. When I get to the next one,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be excited. Team Cheerios.
Speaker 2: Oh, the best variety ever and they need to bring
Speaker 2: it back.
Speaker 1: Okay. And then do you remember Millennios?
Speaker 2: Hold on, what I get excited about one of the
Speaker 2: Cheerios brands and you're like, okay.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, okay, the next one is for you, called Millennios.
Speaker 2: Why would I know or want to eat that? What
Speaker 2: was in that?
Speaker 1: It was just Cheerios, But there was a two with
Speaker 1: all the o's because it came out at the end
Speaker 1: of nineteen ninety nine, for the new Millennium.
Speaker 2: Shut up, hold on, I'm going to google that now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to see what that looks like. Millennium.
Speaker 1: That should be like your signature cereals, you know, Millennios
Speaker 1: for Andrew the Millennial.
Speaker 2: This is so funny.
Speaker 1: I hate you. And then also the very first variety
Speaker 1: that came out after the plain Cheerios many people think
Speaker 1: was honey nut. Not true, there was a cinnamon nut Cheerios.
Speaker 1: It came out in nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2: Did you know that one would eat that? That sounds fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, along the lines of cinnamon, there was cinnamon
Speaker 1: burst in twenty eleven. I never tried that, but that
Speaker 1: went away quick, and I don't know why because it
Speaker 1: sounds delicious. So you know what I'm getting at, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you told me that you did have a cereal in
Speaker 1: your cabinet, the one that you just dumped all over
Speaker 1: the floor. Is there any left up?
Speaker 2: Everyone makes mistakes.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes they do. Your sister and your brother and
Speaker 1: your dad and mother too. Cool.
Speaker 2: So yeah, cinnamon cheerios. You don't know what that's from
Speaker 2: the Facts of Life.
Speaker 1: No, it's from Sesame Street.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was more of a mister Rogers kind of guy,
Speaker 2: and so was the tank engine.
Speaker 1: All right, So look, brand new cinnamon cheerios made with
Speaker 1: real cinnamon.
Speaker 2: This is exciting. And now I only have three loops left, so.
Speaker 1: The rest of them are on your floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Luna ate them too, What a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Now I wonder how different these are from apple cinnamon cheurios.
Speaker 1: I still have some of them in the vault. You
Speaker 1: can't try them, but I probably can I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: I love apple cinnamon cheerios. You know this?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh did you get your birthday present that I
Speaker 1: sent you?
Speaker 2: No? What did you send me?
Speaker 1: Oh it didn't come yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: All right, well what did you send me?
Speaker 1: You should be getting it any day now. Look there's
Speaker 1: games on the back. Is your box the same as mine?
Speaker 2: Does it say? Oh squared? And what a combo?
Speaker 1: Yes? Simply sensational.
Speaker 2: Fill in the missing cinnamon sticks to see what people
Speaker 2: are saying about new cinnamon cheerios.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that we can do it without playing
Speaker 1: any games. It just says, oh so perfect cinnamon flavor. Oh,
Speaker 1: plus the answers right below it.
Speaker 2: Look gosh, when I'm on Survivor, that's going to be
Speaker 2: easy for me. I'm going to get these puzzles very easily.
Speaker 1: Why seriously? All right? So you don't really have to
Speaker 1: Scottie shake it? I do. Yours fell all over the floor,
Speaker 1: but some of the cinnamon probably went to the bottom.
Speaker 2: I'm a little worried that I grouped up some of
Speaker 2: the dust on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to be eating dog dander cheerios.
Speaker 2: This wouldn't have been an issue if you just let
Speaker 2: me eat the cinnamon cheerios. I poured a bowl and
Speaker 2: then you were like, eh, please put it big because
Speaker 2: I needed it happen.
Speaker 1: I needed to hear the sound of it pouring in
Speaker 1: the bowl.
Speaker 2: You know that you're so dramatic.
Speaker 1: Hey, I have to ask you. I have to ask
Speaker 1: you a question. If you could create your own cheerio
Speaker 1: flavor that never existed before, what would Andrew's cheerios be?
Speaker 2: Okay, so definitely frosted. Okay, that's a good question. Maybe
Speaker 2: strawberry or coffee coffee. I love coffee flavor.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to that dunkin Coffee dunkin cereal that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be coming out, We haven't heard anything else
Speaker 1: about it. We did see a picture, but never saw
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 2: Didn't we try that?
Speaker 1: No, we didn't. Mine would be chocolate marshmallow cheerios. I
Speaker 1: don't think that would ever happen because cheerios kind of
Speaker 1: has like the healthy vibe.
Speaker 2: Doce you already have Coco Puffs with marshmallows? No?
Speaker 1: I do, but I just feel like that I want
Speaker 1: I want I want O's with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: I looked up what Millennio's look like and that is
Speaker 2: the coolest design ever and I wish they would bring
Speaker 2: that back.
Speaker 1: Well it's just a two with all Oh.
Speaker 2: No, but it's just so cool. Of the two, I've
Speaker 2: never seen a number. Well I guess no, those are
Speaker 2: the alphabet.
Speaker 1: So I have to tell you. Eating millennios would be
Speaker 1: perfect for this year too, you know, yeah, twenty twenty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if anybody has an old box of millennials, break
Speaker 1: them out, all right, I'm gonna no.
Speaker 2: Don't because they have seals of authenticity on them. You'll
Speaker 2: lose the value. Okay, Can I start eating?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't pour yet. Can you pour me?
Speaker 2: So good? This basically smells like an apple cinnamon cheerio.
Speaker 1: Can you pour it into your ball? It's very strong
Speaker 1: cinnamon smell.
Speaker 2: I did already.
Speaker 1: You did the Iditarod. You have dogs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Luna the small docks in that my sister has.
Speaker 2: She pulled us. It was quite a race, Oh.
Speaker 1: You said, I did already. God stop and shop low
Speaker 1: fat milk one percent because our listeners sent those gift cards.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Again. Look it's a little court.
Speaker 1: Look I got a court because you're not here.
Speaker 2: Oh I miss you, me too.
Speaker 1: I feel like some like weird dude that lives at
Speaker 1: home all by himself on his couch and eats cereal
Speaker 1: out of a baseball helmet with a little thing of milk.
Speaker 1: It hasn't shaved in months. All right, let's go ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's good, very cinnamon flavor, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: There really is no difference between this and apple cinnamon.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go into the vault and check because
Speaker 1: I think I disagree with you. Hang on me right back.
Speaker 1: Look on the back of the apple cinnamon. How much
Speaker 1: cinnamon is on there? Look at that? It's a whole
Speaker 1: oh with cinnamon.
Speaker 2: It's cinnaum all right here. The other one has a
Speaker 2: little bit of an apple eat taste, but nothing noticeable.
Speaker 1: They're very different.
Speaker 2: No, I disagree.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this one doesn't taste like cinnamon at all.
Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you have any in your house to test them
Speaker 1: side by side?
Speaker 2: We might downstairs, but that's going to make this podcast
Speaker 2: run a lot longer, and you're not going to be
Speaker 2: happy about it.
Speaker 1: No, I just want to go home. So what do
Speaker 1: you give brand new cinnamon cheerios five bowls?
Speaker 2: Because this is delicious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this cinnamon in my throat. It's like
Speaker 1: doing the cinnamon Challenge. There's so much cinnamon on them.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the perfect amount. It's delicious. I
Speaker 2: love it, and it can help me over my cholesterol.
Speaker 2: Is part of a heart healthy diet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's going to be some cinnamon milk there
Speaker 1: at the bottom. You want to try that.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love it and the milk. I'm in love.
Speaker 2: I'm in love.
Speaker 1: See, I'm gonna teeter between three bowls and a spoon
Speaker 1: and four balls on it.
Speaker 2: This is the third small bowllet I've given myself.
Speaker 1: Your microphone is so messed up. You're so loud sometimes
Speaker 1: and then so quiet. What do you mean stop? Oh
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's canola oil in here. Skary Jones
Speaker 1: says canola oil is the worst kind of oil.
Speaker 2: It's a pandemic. You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be your excuse.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a podcast microphone.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm gonna go pick that up today.
Speaker 1: That's gonna sound much better. You know. I actually intended
Speaker 1: this to be a bonus episode because it's a brand
Speaker 1: new cereal and I just wanted to get it on,
Speaker 1: but because of the lack of cereal, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: do it as a regular Monday episode. So Hi, Happy Monday, Monday.
Speaker 1: But you are receiving a package from me probably today
Speaker 1: or tomorrow, okay, and it has nine bags of cereal
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: Nine You're insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're good to go for a while. We
Speaker 1: have lots of listener sent cereal. Actually got a package
Speaker 1: from Amazon today. It was just a puffy envelope with
Speaker 1: a box of cereal in it, completely smashed and wet.
Speaker 1: So that one's going to be fun.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but people are still sending us. If you want
Speaker 1: to know how to send us cereal, just head on
Speaker 1: over to our Twitter or Instagram. Serial Killers pc that
Speaker 1: cereal with a C. Send us a direct message and
Speaker 1: we'll give you our address. And if we use your
Speaker 1: cereal on the show, you'll get a T shirt.
Speaker 2: We love T shirts.
Speaker 1: Is that lame? Because you know what, every time I
Speaker 1: watch America's Funniest Home Videos, which I still watch for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, they say, if we use your video on
Speaker 1: the show, we'll send you a shirt. See there, it
Speaker 1: sounds much less. I don't know. For us, it sounds
Speaker 1: cool and big. For them, it's like, really, you're gonna
Speaker 1: just send me a shirt. You put my video on television,
Speaker 1: and now I'm just getting a shirt. That's lame.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, they also just featured people's videos. You have YouTube. Now.
Speaker 2: How is that show still on the air.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's still wildly popular. I've had
Speaker 1: a couple of videos on that show. You know, the
Speaker 1: poop in the Closet video that was on there and
Speaker 1: the fart in the bathtub video also on Wow.
Speaker 2: You make it seem like you're such a filmmaker. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you remember poop in the Bathtub. It
Speaker 2: was wildly acclaimed. It was featured on America's Funnies Home Videos.
Speaker 2: You may remember it. It was a little one called
Speaker 2: Poop in the Closet.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, once my kids are teenagers, they're
Speaker 1: really gonna get me because you know, I'm gonna poop
Speaker 1: in my pants one day and it's gonna be all
Speaker 1: over the internet.
Speaker 2: Wow. That's a really great way to think of your life.
Speaker 1: Can't wait? All right? Andrew? Is that it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So all right? Thank you so much for facetiming me back.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went through some hardships on this one, but
Speaker 2: we made it through. And I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I did run out and grab
Speaker 1: Nate and asked them if you wanted to do the
Speaker 1: episode because you were blowing me off for the third time.
Speaker 1: But thank you for calling me back. You caught it
Speaker 1: just in time.
Speaker 2: Again. I'm so sorry that I'm busy and I work.
Speaker 1: You're not busy, Andrew. Okay, everybody that's working from home
Speaker 1: is just sitting there drinking wine and eating bond bonds
Speaker 1: and just sitting there playing with dogs and doing their nails.
Speaker 1: No one's doing anything.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And look at all the free cereal you're getting from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I throw it away afterwards.
Speaker 1: That's really sweet.
Speaker 2: That's why I always tell you give me small portions
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: See Danielle appreciates that she gives it to her family.
Speaker 2: Well, I've been asking you for certain boxes of things
Speaker 2: and you don't send it to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll get a present today, Andrew. Yay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow, like,
Speaker 1: subscribe to all those wonderful things and keep leaving us
Speaker 1: reviews because it's really all we have to do is
Speaker 1: read your review. So we thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Yes, we thank you liking, subscribe, listen wherever podcasts are
Speaker 2: available to you. We appreciate you. Thank you all so
Speaker 2: much for listening through all these hardships that were going
Speaker 2: going through.
Speaker 1: Pretty much just said the same thing fifteen times.
Speaker 2: My phone just shut off. That's so weird, my millennial
Speaker 2: device shut off.
Speaker 1: All right, So we'll see you on Friday. Please have
Speaker 1: a nice week, stay safe, and uh, there's gonna be
Speaker 1: some fun stuff coming up in the next episode. Can't
Speaker 1: tell you what. Tease teas oooh fun stuff.
Speaker 2: I love it. And I'm gonna have a podcast microphone.
Speaker 2: So yay.
Speaker 1: I think Danielle is going to be in the next
Speaker 1: one because I sent her the same stuff. Cool, all right, alrighty,
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day, Andrew. We'll talk to you soon,
Speaker 1: you too, Scott. Okay, oh, I have to say crunch, crunch, okay, crunch, okay, crunch.
Speaker 1: I think I'm drunk. By the way, do you know
Speaker 1: that they feed us alcohol here every morning at nine
Speaker 1: to fifty?
Speaker 2: What? Yeah, who's giving you alcohol?
Speaker 1: The engineers come down at nine to fifty every morning
Speaker 1: with all kinds of hard liquor and wine. And we
Speaker 1: have to drink it otherwise. You know, they make fun
Speaker 1: of us. Pure pressure.
Speaker 2: Wow. So it's like a fraternity there pretty much.
Speaker 1: And you know what a lightweight I am.
Speaker 2: Yep, wants a bottle of bud Light and gets you
Speaker 2: turn all right.
Speaker 1: I gotta go see you, miss you bye, have good day,
Speaker 1: miss you to buy