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Speaker 1: Cheating mom, abandons me as a child and now is

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Speaker 1: asking for money. Okayop, Hello, everyone was in power.

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Speaker 2: This is your captain speaking. We are about to make

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Speaker 2: the landing of a lifetime. So you loved ones that

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Speaker 2: you love them. We're gonna bring your home boys and girls.

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Speaker 1: Landing straight into this story. This is okayob I'm Samuel

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Speaker 1: Daughter and I'm John Fry, and we have stories that

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Speaker 1: will take you on an adventure on a light through

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Speaker 1: the skies. Thirty thousand feet baby, thirty thousand feet. Cheating

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Speaker 1: mom abandons me as a child and now is asking

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Speaker 1: for money. Nice, I should give some backstory first, you think, op, please,

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Speaker 1: that's title like that. When I was ten, I'm now twenty.

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Speaker 1: My parents divorced because my dad found out she was

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Speaker 1: cheating when she told him. My brother and sister, who

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Speaker 1: were seven or eight at the time, weren't his. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's one way to freaking find out your wife is cheating.

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Speaker 1: Your children aren't yours? Oh, but they're seven and eight,

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Speaker 1: that's eight years. When asked for her reason a cheap

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Speaker 1: she just said that she found a man who was

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Speaker 1: able to give her the high life, unlike my dad.

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Speaker 1: A farmer just trying his best to maintain a family

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Speaker 1: while managing my grandfather's farm.

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining like the sweetest farmer ever. I know,

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Speaker 2: farmer Bob given apples to the kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and here this wife is railing yacht

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Speaker 1: billionaire men rough. When discussing custody over me in court,

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Speaker 1: my mom said she wanted nothing to do with me

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Speaker 1: and left my dad with full custody while she took

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Speaker 1: my brother and sister with her and then married her

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Speaker 1: side piece a month after everything was finalized.

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Speaker 2: Wow, take your time, sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: Of course, with the rise of social media, she only

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Speaker 1: includes me and family photos to make herself look good,

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Speaker 1: even though she tosses me to the side afterwards. Classic.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have a relationship with my siblings because

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Speaker 1: they look down on me for classes and petty reasons.

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Speaker 1: That's so crappy, so crappy. Now, with that out of

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Speaker 1: the way, let's start the show, all right. So I'm

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Speaker 1: imagining this on the farm, So I'm gonna do a

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Speaker 1: little little twinge of an accident. It's about seven thirty

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I was feeding the cattle and having

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Speaker 1: a jam session when my dad came out of the

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Speaker 1: fleet lot to tell me someone was here to see me.

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Speaker 1: Ask him who was why? Didn't need him to answer

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Speaker 1: me once I saw the angry look on his face

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Speaker 1: as it throws his cigarette he had failed to light

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Speaker 1: a hop off the tractor and go walk around the

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Speaker 1: farmyard until I spot a brand new Porsche with my

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Speaker 1: mother sitting in the driver's seat. Describe what she looks like.

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Speaker 1: Imagine someone doing a crappy job doing James Charles and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Starr heaviest making forrou teine at the same time,

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Speaker 1: a Karen haircut with only the blondest of highlights and

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Speaker 1: a spray dand that would make Trump look pale if

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Speaker 1: I had afford. I love this. I often wonder if

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Speaker 1: she'll ever do a face reveal, just so the whole

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Speaker 1: world could see out hunk of Swiss cheese and all that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I walk up to her car and

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Speaker 1: politeless say hey there to before she wrinkles her nose

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Speaker 1: and looks at me in disgusted, entitled mom, don't you

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Speaker 1: have anything better to do besides wear those filthy rags

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Speaker 1: and take that wad of chewing tobacco out of your mouth? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed that you're even my son looking like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh honey, lead's are work clothes and I was working

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Speaker 1: and I just put this show in and ain't even

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Speaker 1: kicked in yet. Besides, what do you want? I love

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Speaker 1: this farm boy. She looks me up and down with

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Speaker 1: a disgusted look again before she takes a deep breath

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Speaker 1: before speaking, titled, Mom, I need to ask a favor

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Speaker 1: of you. In fact, it's rather important. The only thing

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Speaker 1: going through my head. She's part of a coult. It

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Speaker 1: needs me to be a blood sacrifice at tonight's meeting.

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Speaker 1: Me wall what is it? Title? Mom? See your sister

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Speaker 1: it's going to be graduating this year, and I think

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Speaker 1: it would be only fair that you give her money

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Speaker 1: your grandfather left you, since you obviously don't need it.

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Speaker 1: I know what she's after now. My Grandbabby had put

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Speaker 1: aside twenty five k smackaroons for each grandchild that once

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Speaker 1: they turned eighteen, they can use for college, buying, a car,

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Speaker 1: a tractor, whatever.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: The catch was you needed to either graduate high school

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Speaker 1: or obtain a ged date. Just graduated high school. Now

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Speaker 1: why would you be asking for this money, you may ask, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you she I had asked my grandpa after

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Speaker 1: the divorce that not only should her kids my brother

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Speaker 1: and sister still get the money, but he needed to

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Speaker 1: beef it up by a few grand add some nickelbacks

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Speaker 1: to that stack. My grandpa had a spite, took the

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Speaker 1: money originally meant for them and put it all in

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Speaker 1: mine and told her only his actual grandkids get the money,

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Speaker 1: which honestly is like a good move because she cheated

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Speaker 1: on him with another Oh yes, yeah, she cheated on

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Speaker 1: the blood with another man with the high life. So

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe that high life will treat you to

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Speaker 1: some money you're not the father. Yeah. A few years later,

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Speaker 1: when he passed away, my dad had added some of

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Speaker 1: his inheritance into it. So when I graduated, I ended

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Speaker 1: up with nine to three thousand dollars. Wow. I spent

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Speaker 1: twenty seven thousand of it on a tractor and put

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Speaker 1: the rest in savings. Yeah, and I add it onto

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Speaker 1: every paycheck. Well, you know if the tractor is like

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Speaker 1: an investment, you know, yeah, he not about it. He's

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Speaker 1: working the feace, working the fields. This money, tractor equals money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that green factor equals greenbacks, baby me, Why would I

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Speaker 1: give her any of my money. She doesn't even speak

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Speaker 1: to me anymore, and tied them on because it would

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Speaker 1: be only fair since your grandpa denied her that money,

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Speaker 1: and that's money that she deserves because she'll be attending

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Speaker 1: college unlike you. Plus, as our big brother, you need

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Speaker 1: to be responsible. Mate. That money was laid to me

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Speaker 1: to use as I wish, and I shall wish it

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Speaker 1: be used by mate. Besides, if she wants to or

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Speaker 1: needs to ask herself, she can do so instead of

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Speaker 1: this little train muffin that you're coming up to me

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Speaker 1: with tid of mom call me everything under the sun.

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Speaker 1: And then she goes quiet as I hear my dad

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Speaker 1: yell out from somewhere. Shut the earth up. You be

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Speaker 1: taking this moment. I look at her and say, you

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Speaker 1: never said thank you and tied of mom. If you

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Speaker 1: and you will give your sister that she dessers me

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Speaker 1: when you do a face reveal, I will. She told

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Speaker 1: me to f my sale and sped off and that

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Speaker 1: was the end of it. That's all for this episode, folks.

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Speaker 1: Until next time. Reminder, big up with popcorn containers and

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Speaker 1: lead the theater in an orderly fashion.

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Speaker 2: Was that in the story?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh god, oh he's a great writer.

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Speaker 2: Number one. Yes, Oh he's a great writer. The southern

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Speaker 2: accent made that story fourteen times better than it would

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Speaker 2: have been otherwise.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Oh my god, I like that.

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Speaker 2: Was a Ford commercial turned into a life saga, turn

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Speaker 2: into a soap, soap so turn into sofa.

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Speaker 1: That was a wild ride.

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Speaker 2: Oh P.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you sharing with us, dude, you know what

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Speaker 1: you should always share. One your tractor and two this

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Speaker 1: podcast and the three darn two watch. Make sure you

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Speaker 1: follow us, subscribe on YouTube, follow us on Spotify, do

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Speaker 1: it all.

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Speaker 2: It's more fun than two o possums and a whiskey barrel.

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Speaker 2: Couldn have said it better than myself, John. And with that,

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Speaker 2: we'll see you next day. You do