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Speaker 2: The full show is here. We We're gonna make you

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Speaker 2: laugh in the next hour. Welcome to the Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know, the movie Men in Black almost didn't have

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Speaker 3: Will Smith in it.

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Speaker 1: That is so hard.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I just learned this.

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Speaker 3: You'll never guess who they offered the lead role to first,

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Speaker 3: then be kind of obscure. Sometimes the actor they originally

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Speaker 3: wanted as the star Ross from Friends, David Schwimmer.

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Speaker 4: Hey, could you imagine been like.

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Speaker 1: To have one of the whitiest officials?

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Speaker 3: He had to turn it down. And you know why why?

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Speaker 3: Because we're late.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to hear it.

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Speaker 6: So tell me.

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Speaker 3: We were on a break because we got to get

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Speaker 3: the w C I I which clip is it?

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Speaker 1: I thought he was stuck in the hallway with a

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Speaker 3: Viralil South bites from the internet and only enough time

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Speaker 3: to play one.

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Speaker 4: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 3: Your first option is a twenty four second clip of

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Speaker 3: a baby maniacally laughing in slow motion when he sees

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Speaker 3: a puppy eating bubbles. Okay, that's or.

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Speaker 4: Do you want option two?

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Speaker 3: A thirty second clip of a dog losing his marbles

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Speaker 3: because his favorite song is the theme to Ducktails? Oh, so,

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Speaker 3: which do you want to hear?

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Speaker 7: We have to make the right choice.

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Speaker 3: Baby goes Chucky or Doggie loves ducky Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know ducktails tooled for me? So baby

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Speaker 1: goes Chucky for the baby Brook Screw you, Alexis, give

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Speaker 1: me that ducky dog.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna say screw the baby? Okay, Jose you

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Speaker 3: get the final say no turning back.

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Speaker 4: Let's hear the sound of a dog losing his.

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Speaker 3: Mind because his favorite song is the theme to Ducktails.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to go for a walk? Or do

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Speaker 3: you want me to sing the ducktails theme?

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Speaker 5: Tails?

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Speaker 3: Every day?

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Speaker 7: Have them making duck tails?

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Speaker 2: Who tails of damning doo bad and good luck tails?

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Speaker 4: That dog you' is so happy?

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Speaker 3: That was which clip?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I'm your host, Jeff under the table over the shorts devout.

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Speaker 3: Let's get right to your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: You are very short?

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Speaker 9: Oh really?

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Speaker 5: Oops?

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Speaker 9: How did those get on?

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Speaker 3: Anyway? Jake could take it away?

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Speaker 10: On this day In nineteen ninety one, the world lost

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Speaker 10: a literary legend when children's.

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Speaker 9: Author doctor Seuss passed away.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a long time ago.

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Speaker 10: He taught us important life lessons like never trust hats

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Speaker 10: and hats and sneeches get stitches. But today we're going

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Speaker 10: to celebrate his life's work with some special children's book trivia.

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Speaker 10: Come gather round, Let's have a grand time with questions

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Speaker 10: and riddles and all sorts of rhyme. Will dive into

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Speaker 10: Sus in his wild, wacky world with creatures in places

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Speaker 10: that make your head twirl.

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Speaker 9: Who's up for a quiz? Who's ready to play?

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Speaker 10: We'll see what you know on this Sussie Seuss Day.

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Speaker 1: I'm not done.

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Speaker 9: I'm not done. Let me get it out.

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Speaker 10: So think with your brain until it is empty in

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Speaker 10: a loose Doctor Seuss round of.

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Speaker 9: Twenty of twenty. Okay, now it does. Here's how it works.

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Speaker 10: I'll give you the title of a possible Doctor Seuss book.

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Speaker 10: You just have to tell me if it's real or

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Speaker 10: woman who wrote her senior college thesis about one fish,

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Speaker 1: How many were there? Alexis thesis?

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Speaker 3: Bois stage.

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Speaker 10: Alexis your possible Doctor Seus's title is the zany zephelwump

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Speaker 9: Is that a real doctor? Did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: Zupp for one for whatever? Sounds so cute.

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Speaker 8: I just feel like it's too long of a title

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's fake.

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Speaker 9: Jake Alexis said, that's fake. It is made that one up?

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Speaker 9: Good eyes, Alexis. We're over to Brook.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Brook, your book is Hooray for wobble Gobble Day?

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Speaker 9: Is that a real doctor? Did we make that up?

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Speaker 2: I mean I could see it being like a spin

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Speaker 2: And I know they've done he you know, obviously did Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say that it's real.

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Speaker 9: Brooks said, Hooray for wobble Gobbled Day is real?

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Speaker 5: It is?

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Speaker 9: It's made up.

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Speaker 10: The real book is called Hooray for Diffin do forer Day.

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Speaker 10: It's a different doer than you were thinking.

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Speaker 1: We're over to Sorry, I got my days mixed up.

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Speaker 9: You know you're bush get diffed sometimes.

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Speaker 10: Jose your book is called thid Wick the Big Hearted Moose?

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Speaker 10: Is that a real doctor SEUs title? Or did we

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Speaker 9: It's so cute?

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Speaker 4: Hunting season is a good thing in this.

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Speaker 9: Yeh, the population.

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Speaker 7: I'm saying this is true.

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Speaker 10: Jose said thid Wick. The big Hearted Moose is a

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Speaker 10: He's big hearted because he's a kind moose that lets

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Speaker 10: other animals live in his giant antlers. It's different big

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Speaker 10: body part squirrels. Speaking of big body parts, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 10: Your title is The Sneaky snicker Poodle and the Case

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Speaker 10: of the Missing Noodles. Is that a real Doctor SEUs title?

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Speaker 9: Or did we make that up?

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because the Moose one didn't rhyme.

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Speaker 3: Actually none of his titles really rhyme.

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Speaker 2: It's just that that he has so much rhymes within

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he really gets lazy when it comes to the

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey said, it's made up. It is jeff.

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Speaker 1: The Spine.

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Speaker 10: We're back to Alexis. Your title is called because a

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Speaker 10: Little Bug Went Kaboom? Really do we make that up?

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Speaker 3: Happened?

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Speaker 1: Is it hitting a windshield? The little bug doing?

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Speaker 4: It's detonating a bomb?

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Speaker 1: Doctor is definitely alive during the atomic era.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it's about, but I'm gonna say

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Speaker 10: Alexis said, it's true. It is, but it is close.

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Speaker 10: The actual book title is because a Little Bug Went

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Speaker 10: kat chew.

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Speaker 1: You're tricky, Jake.

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Speaker 10: We're back to Jose and Jeffrey are the final tooth.

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Speaker 10: Next one you get one wrong loses.

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Speaker 9: Jose.

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Speaker 10: Your title is I had trouble in getting to Sola Salu.

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Speaker 10: Is that a real title?

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Speaker 9: Or can we make that up?

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Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, see it sounds like it gonna be

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Speaker 11: such a fun adventure story about air.

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Speaker 3: You know, he lost my luggage?

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Speaker 9: What do you know? I don't think it's real. Jose said,

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Speaker 9: it's fake. It is.

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Speaker 10: That's a true title. It's a magical city where there's

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Speaker 10: no problems.

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Speaker 3: Or are there?

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Speaker 9: That means Jeffrey has one Today's edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: And somebody's gonna be singing the class Doctor Sue's song

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Speaker 3: tub Thumping by chumba womb. That's gonna be Brooke today.

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Speaker 1: He takes a wiser drink. He drinks a bock of drinks.

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Speaker 1: He takes a drink, He drinks a soda drinks. She

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Speaker 1: sings the songs that remind him of the good times.

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Speaker 1: He sings the songs that remind him of.

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Speaker 3: The brook out a little accent going. That's a shot

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Speaker 3: collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: We got your phones have coming up in.

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Speaker 5: Just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You guys noticed brook is always answering personal phone calls

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Speaker 3: while she's at work. Yeah, I don't know why she

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Speaker 3: even picks up, because it's usually her husband Michael calling

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Speaker 3: and sucked a fart out of its. Most of the

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Speaker 1: If your kid was.

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Speaker 3: Wait till you get off to.

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Speaker 1: Answer that call, speaker to yeah over it.

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Speaker 3: The only calls that she takes nowadays that actually put

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Speaker 3: are trying to play.

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Speaker 4: Her in trivia. She loves those.

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Speaker 3: Because Brook knows she can crush their dreams and then

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Speaker 10: That's good.

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Speaker 3: Who's sucking duck farts?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: I hate it so much? Hopefully not my son today.

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Speaker 3: Come on and take on Brook, if you dare, we're

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Speaker 3: gonna do it.

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Speaker 4: Coming up.

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Speaker 3: We got a mama on the phone, mom of two.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Crystal, and she listens every single morning

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Speaker 3: while taking her children to school.

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Speaker 7: Did I hear the word single mama or just mama?

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I did, not saying.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Crystal has been married for quite a while,

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Speaker 3: right Crystal?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, fourteen years?

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Speaker 11: Sorry, listening to the show right now.

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Speaker 3: If that marriage falls apart, you know where to go, Crystal.

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Speaker 7: And I love kids, so I'll be a great.

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Speaker 3: Father, Crystal.

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Speaker 12: I know where to find you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on.

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Speaker 7: Backup Brook, I have a backup family.

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Speaker 3: We asked Crystal if she thinks that she can win today,

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Speaker 3: and she says, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Oh, are you playing coy Crystal? She's talking like me,

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Speaker 2: I don't know Sometimes I do good, sometimes I do bad.

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Speaker 1: We'll see, isn't that the way life is?

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Speaker 5: There?

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Speaker 3: We'll find out what kind of day you're having. Let's

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Speaker 3: send Brooke out of the studio and get to the rules.

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Speaker 3: Here thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

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Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: I am good luck. Your time starts now. The creator

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Speaker 5: Pat?

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Speaker 12: I don't know, Pat.

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Speaker 3: How many times are Mexican refried beans fried once twice.

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Speaker 3: All right, Crystal, well done. Brook is going to come

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 7: Jeff hang up on her?

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Speaker 3: All right, all right?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 3: Who do you think is the best kisser on the show?

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Speaker 3: Best kisser.

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Speaker 7: The biggest show?

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Speaker 3: How did you think has the best financial score on

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Speaker 8: And rhyming with all right, Jeffrey, you got that.

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Speaker 2: You remember this is a man who has been a

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Speaker 3: For that's how much money I have.

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Speaker 3: That one ye. Check out my financial podcast on how

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Speaker 3: Are you ready? Your time starts now. The creator of

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Speaker 3: with Josey.

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Speaker 7: Crystal, you got one correct.

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Speaker 11: Today's and Brook, well, just like that smoked alpeno, you

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Speaker 2: Good job, bre you two, Crystal, You're my favorite.

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Speaker 1: I just met out of everyone in this room.

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Speaker 4: His name was Jim Henson.

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Speaker 7: That's why they're actual.

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Speaker 4: That's a sweet pepper.

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Speaker 3: The miniskirt was invented in nineteen sixties. Nineteen sixty five, specifically,

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Speaker 1: That's fun, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: The Mexican refried beans are fried just once.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like it.

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Speaker 3: So, Crystal, it was not enough to beat Brooke, but

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks for playing today, Crystal.

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Speaker 5: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: It's good talking to you. Jose will be waiting for

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Speaker 4: He conducts those.

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Speaker 1: Are we gonna tell him to reach Reach.

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Speaker 3: It's not gonna help because you will not believe some

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Speaker 3: You'll find out coming up in a brand new mass

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Speaker 3: speaker right after this concession, I can't take back earl

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Speaker 1: My kids love him too, Like, you don't need to

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Speaker 3: And today we have a guy on the phone who

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Speaker 3: Eric today. So Eric, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hi there, Hey, he got a mouthful of frozen peas

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Speaker 2: right now?

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Speaker 6: Nothing like that, though it might be better than what I've

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Speaker 4: What's going on. The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker, So whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 6: Well it's gonna sound crazy, I know, but you just

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Speaker 1: Oh man, we are so down for crazy in the show.

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Speaker 6: So about seven or eight years ago, I was visiting

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Speaker 1: Who did you run into?

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Speaker 4: Hold on? Give him a chance?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like so many This is going to be crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's haunted me. What happened?

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Speaker 3: You're like the worst mental health therapist to every like,

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Speaker 3: shut up and get to what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: I would never be a therapist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like get to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 2: I obviously only work with unstable people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I like my people.

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Speaker 6: I was definitely cursed by a wizard. Does that increase

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Wait, tell us what happened You're in New

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Speaker 6: I was in New York. I was sitting in Grand

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she needed the money for the ticket home,

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Speaker 4: You want the whole eighteen bucks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it does make it feel more believable that she

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Speaker 3: What did you say, Eric.

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Speaker 6: Well, I did have the twenty on me and it

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Speaker 3: Can you break it?

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Speaker 7: I'll give you five, don't give me any toys.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I didn't mask for change. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 6: I told her no the second time, and she just

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Speaker 6: And I swear up and down I saw her eyes

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 5: Ha?

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Speaker 11: Wow, there's a lot of good drugs out there.

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Speaker 6: What I mean when I said I was cursed by

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Speaker 1: So what do you think I mean? Has bad things

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Speaker 5: Then? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh god?

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Speaker 6: Like what it all has to do with this weird

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Speaker 1: Dude, I love a woman that comes with a theme song.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what is happening to you?

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Speaker 6: So? I got my train to the airport okay, okay.

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Speaker 9: Whoa, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Well that's pretty standard for boweing now day, so only

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Speaker 1: You don't think it was just a coincidence, not.

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Speaker 6: Since once I got back into the airport, the same

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Speaker 3: Oh that's weird.

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Speaker 1: What if?

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Speaker 7: What if?

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Speaker 1: Okay, just to be you know, I could see that

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Speaker 1: this could be true. But what if they're just on

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't know that current jaz and it's the

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Speaker 7: I can guess what was playing, Taylor Swift, Well, it plays.

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Speaker 1: One thing that I mean, that's it, right, That's all

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Speaker 4: What else?

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Speaker 6: I went to the dentist and that jazz music was

461
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Speaker 6: playing in the waiting.

462
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Speaker 4: Room, the same music, the same.

463
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Speaker 6: Music that I've never had any kind of cavity before,

464
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Speaker 6: And some how I had a cavity so deep that

465
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Speaker 6: they had to do a root canal.

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Speaker 11: Oh man, And at the end they invoiced you eighteen

467
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Speaker 11: dollars for.

468
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Speaker 1: A great deal on it.

469
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Speaker 3: Actually take that dude.

470
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Speaker 1: That sucks so And.

471
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Speaker 6: Since then I've had my identity stolen white in the

472
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Speaker 6: last five years. Oh God, I swear to all that

473
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Speaker 6: is holy. There is this one pigeon that follows me.

474
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Speaker 3: A pigeon.

475
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Speaker 6: It is the same pigeon, and it's always on my

476
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Speaker 6: car when I go out to work.

477
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Speaker 3: It's always the jazz to say. It's playing on a

478
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Speaker 3: little tiny saxophone.

479
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Speaker 1: Do you think it's her like as a bird? Is

480
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Speaker 1: that what you're saying?

481
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Speaker 6: It's some kind of bad omen Well.

482
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Speaker 4: If a brook gets lunch on a good day, if

483
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Speaker 4: she hits it the right.

484
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Speaker 1: Way, you're in France. That stuff's a delicacy.

485
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Speaker 6: Yeah it is.

486
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, clearly a lot of bad stuff has happened

487
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Speaker 3: since you refuse to give the eighteen dollars to that

488
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 3: stranger in New York.

489
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Speaker 9: How do you?

490
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: How do you reverse the curse? That's the whole plot

491
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: of every movie ever.

492
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have no idea. I knew I wouldn't be

493
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 6: on the call don't give out a.

494
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 7: Bunch of money to homeless people.

495
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Speaker 2: Today he's the only person at a train station seeking

496
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Speaker 2: out people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh dude, Well, thanks for the confession. Coming up

498
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 3: next to some eerie jazz song. We're gonna plays time

499
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Speaker 3: the text in seven eight, five nine too. If you

500
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Speaker 3: have a confession you've been holding on two, we can

501
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Speaker 3: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

502
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Speaker 3: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after

503
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Speaker 3: that freaking Jeffrey.

504
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Speaker 5: In the morning.

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Speaker 3: Today, we call a third grade teacher who's preparing to

506
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Speaker 3: host her first ever career day with parents from her class.

507
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, probably stressful.

508
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 3: And with her husband's help, we convinced her that one

509
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 3: of the dads coming in is a children's book author.

510
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Speaker 9: Oh wow, that's perfect, But I.

511
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 3: Think she's gonna be a little bit hesitant once she

512
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 3: hears about some of the quote his books that he's written.

513
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: That's in your phone tap right.

514
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 5: Now on the twenty.

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00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is this missus Julia?

516
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is she?

517
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Speaker 5: Who is it?

518
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 3: This is Connor's dad. He's in your third grade class.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 12: Hi, yeah bye, doing good?

522
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know.

523
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 3: I've ben exchanging emails about career day coming up with you.

524
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I.

525
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Speaker 12: Know, I've got a lot of people coming in. But

526
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 12: if memory serves me, right, you're the children's author, right.

527
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 3: Guilty as charged.

528
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Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I know, we're so looking forward. I try

529
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 12: looking you up, but I think your name that I

530
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Speaker 12: couldn't find any other work.

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Speaker 3: But oh well, Bie, yeah, I understand it because it's

532
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: right now. It's all self published. Oh I see, but

533
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Speaker 3: it is getting pretty popular. There's been actually some social

534
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 3: media buzz about it lately. It's pretty exciting.

535
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Speaker 12: Ooh great, well, congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. And I was, you know, I was hoping

537
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 3: that while I'm in there, I could maybe bring a

538
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 3: few of my books in and pass out a few

539
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 3: autographed copies for the class.

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Speaker 8: Sure, yeah, tell me a little bit about him.

541
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Speaker 12: I'm sure the kids would be really excited.

542
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure.

543
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Speaker 3: No, let's see. I do have one that's kind of popular.

544
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Speaker 3: It's about a sweet grandfather who goes out collecting lumber

545
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Speaker 3: to build a treehouse for his grandkids.

546
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Speaker 12: Oh sweet, Yeah.

547
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 3: It's a heartwarming story. I call it Grandpa's Got Wood.

548
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 12: Oh oh, it's really good. And that's the title of it.

549
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, Grandpa's Got Wood.

550
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: And then At one point, he isn't sure if he

551
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 3: remembers how to handle his wood tools, so he plays

552
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: around with it and then finally gets it going so

553
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: the tree house can be built.

554
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, the story sounds okay.

555
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 3: That's just one of the titles that's blown up on TikTok,

556
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,919
Speaker 3: and there's actually a podcaster who wants to interview me

557
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 3: about it. Really, so I'm excited for that one. I

558
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 3: can also bring in another book in that same series.

559
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 3: This one's about a mischievous little puppy who keeps running

560
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 3: away from his owner and getting himself into trouble.

561
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's called.

562
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: Where's My Ding Dong? I'm sorry, what Where's my ding Dong?

563
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 3: Because the puppy's name is ding Dong.

564
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Speaker 12: Oh.

565
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Speaker 3: It's really becoming popular, especially with the preteens.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not sure why, but they love it.

567
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Speaker 12: You know what, I don't know if we should bring

568
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Speaker 12: that particular book in.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're probably thinking. You're thinking, look, can

570
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Speaker 3: you please read all these to the class.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if off time.

572
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Speaker 12: But I you know, sir, I just.

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Speaker 3: I get it. I have to narrow it down to

574
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Speaker 3: the best ones, and I would say the one that

575
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: the kids love the most is one that I did

576
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Speaker 3: about a depressed donkey who finally he finds his purpose

577
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: when he comes across and abandoned the litter of kittens.

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Speaker 12: You know what, sir, I don't even know if I

579
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 12: want to know? The title is this one?

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Speaker 4: It's called Kitties.

581
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you know because the donkey and then the cats,

582
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,239
Speaker 3: so that that was actually a pop up book, so

583
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Speaker 3: it's perfect for young kids in the class. Oh my god,

584
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: my little Connor. He begs me to read it to

585
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Speaker 3: him every single night. He's always like, oh Dad, I

586
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: want more kitties. It sounds like you can't get enough

587
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 12: I'm sure I'm the content of your stories sounds perfect.

589
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 12: I'm just I am concerned about the titles and.

590
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Speaker 4: I'm not understanding what what do you mean?

591
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 12: I'm sure your intentions are good, I think, of course,

592
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 12: I just don't think they're appropriate.

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00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 3: How what's in approp No one has ever said that.

594
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 4: To me before.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

596
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Speaker 12: Because I think that might be the reason that you're

597
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 12: popular on TikTok and being asked to do podcast. It's

598
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 12: not the content for it's the title.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, miss miss Juliet, are you saying

600
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Speaker 3: that I can't come to career day and read these books.

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00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 4: To the kids?

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00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 12: No, maybe that would be for the best. Wow, I

603
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 12: just I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.

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00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 4: It's probably for the best.

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00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 3: Since I'm not really Connor's dad, I'm actually Jeff from

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Speaker 3: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

607
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 3: this is a prank phone call that we're doing on you. So,

608
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: uh what, Julie, don't worry. I'm not a children's author.

609
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: I'm not a parent of any of your kids. I'm

610
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: just a dumb radio Your husband Mark set you up.

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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.

612
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: He said that you were having your first career day

614
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 3: with the parents at your school and you were a

615
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: little bit nervous, so he wanted us to have some

616
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 3: fun with you.

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00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I totally believed you.

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00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: I didn't even tell you about the squirrel book that

619
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:08,959
Speaker 3: I'm writing.

620
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 4: Where'd my nuts go?

621
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 8: Wake up?

622
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 5: Every morning? Was the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

623
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: How do you know when you finally met the one?

624
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 7: I don't know, Jeff, but I'll know.

625
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: That's what they say. But is it like a certain glance?

626
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: Is it a gut feeling.

627
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 7: I think it's like a secret handshake.

628
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: I've heard that when it's real love, you'll know because

629
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 3: the clouds will part in a single ray of sunshine.

630
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: What beamed down only on you and that person.

631
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 3: While a choir of angels starts singing, Oh.

632
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm glad you don't have expectations that are too high.

633
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 3: But for one of our listeners, she says, it took

634
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 3: a girl's trip to Italy and a whirlwind Italian romance

635
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: to make her realize what she's really looking Four, The

636
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 3: question is how is she going to explain that to

637
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 3: the dude she's been dating back home. That's why she

638
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 3: wants our help.

639
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 9: In your brand new Awkward.

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00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call coming up right after the clouds part,

641
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: It's happening next, It's real, it's awkward, It's Tuesday.

642
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

643
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 3: We've all seen the movies and the TV shows where

644
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 3: American women go overseas and fall in love with international men.

645
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 3: It's true, it's not fiction. Did like Alexis has Tinder

646
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: profiles active in several foreign countries.

647
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 6: At the moment.

648
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: You can't blame me, and I know.

649
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: It's been a dream of Brooks since she was young

650
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 3: to get seduced by a man with an accent. That's

651
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 3: why her husband won't let her drive loan to the

652
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 3: home depot anymore. She might fall in love with one

653
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: of the day workers standing outside.

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00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 6: It's just not.

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00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 9: Worth the risk.

656
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 3: Not even a joke.

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00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 12: Man.

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00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: Today on the phone, one of our listeners needs help

659
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: because she felt the amore deep in her heart when

660
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 3: she traveled abroad and it didn't work out like she thought.

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00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: Are you bilingual, Joe?

662
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 5: That was.

663
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 6: Weird.

664
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 4: I don't even me.

665
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 3: Just saying one foreign word really did a number on

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00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: brook there.

667
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 4: But let's talk to Lily. Lily, welcome to the show.

668
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 8: Hi, thanks for having me.

669
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: Oh Lily, where did you go that you had a

670
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: romance connection with a guy abroad?

671
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 8: So a few months ago, I went on a big

672
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 8: girl's trip to Italy and Greece to celebrate a friend's

673
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 8: thirtieth birthday.

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Speaker 2: And you say big girls, it sounds like because we

675
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 2: grew up we're big girls.

676
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Italy and Greece, that's a romantic area

677
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 3: of the world.

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00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 8: It was, and you know, we got some attention from

679
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 8: some local guys and I don't know I just really

680
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 8: connected with this one guy, Giovanni, but I called them to.

681
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Speaker 1: You, okay, said with a smile.

682
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I mean he was tall, olive skin charming.

683
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 3: That you send some photos to the brooke and Jeffrey

684
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 3: email when you get a chance, but the.

685
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: Description just wants to make sure it's not somebody.

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00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: She also, So you and Geo ended up spending a

687
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: lot of time together.

688
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, like basically the entire time, and like the A

689
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 8: was showing me all these cool places like that tourists

690
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 8: don't even know about. So it was just like really

691
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 8: really really romantic.

692
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: I mean, that's all sounds very romantic and nice. What

693
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 3: made you email us?

694
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 6: Like?

695
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 4: Where did the problem come up?

696
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 8: So the problem is that I'm kind of those relationship.

697
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: That's a problem. So that means your girlfriends are pissed

698
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: at you.

699
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got your Yeah.

700
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 8: I wouldn't consider it cheating, Okay, I would not consider

701
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,719
Speaker 8: it cheating because the guy that I've been on and

702
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 8: off with for a while, his name is Derek. You know,

703
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 8: we were kind was in that like Rachel Ross thing,

704
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 8: like in that gray area, like kind of unclear where

705
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 8: we were.

706
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 3: So you weren't fully in the relationship with Derek when

707
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: you went to Italy?

708
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 9: Correct, Okay, what about now?

709
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: Are you still on a break with Derek?

710
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 8: This is the whole issue, okay, because one of my

711
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 8: girlfriends posted a photo of me with Geo and Derek

712
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 8: saw it and he immediately texted me, and it was

713
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 8: this whole big thing. I won't even get into it.

714
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 8: So I told him, you know what, we're over. Like

715
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 8: I moved on, you need to do the same. And

716
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 8: in my mind, I was like, okay, it's g you

717
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 8: like that's where I'm going.

718
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, did a clean break from Derek fully.

719
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 3: And now you're fully with the Italian guy.

720
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 8: Well, here's the issue. So I got back from the trip,

721
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 8: and you know when you come back from a trip

722
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 8: and like reality sets in.

723
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 4: I don't know if that happened.

724
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 12: It sucks coming back here.

725
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna lie because go back to work. And

726
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 8: then you start realizing, you know what a relationship with

727
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 8: someone like this miles and miles away, we're probably not

728
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 8: going to work. We couldn't even connect on with that.

729
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 8: And then I started to think to myself, I think

730
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 8: Derek is actually for me.

731
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 7: Come on, you can't play with Derek.

732
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: Right, I feel like it's Jennifer Lopez calling in with.

733
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 3: Don't downplay the romance that Jlo and Ben had that

734
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: was whirlwind.

735
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 8: Well, it was complicated, not black and white.

736
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 3: I know my co hosts don't believe in the idea

737
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 3: of love on this show, but you're lucky.

738
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm in your corner.

739
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 7: Here, Degree.

740
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: I think love is simple, but okay.

741
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: Boom is simple and is super easy for everybody.

742
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 4: It's not Brooke.

743
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 3: You got to rub it in all of our faces

744
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 3: that you're found like the perfect relationship and oh if

745
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 3: mine's perfect, everybody else should be perfect.

746
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: I just went through a lot of unperfect prior to

747
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: finding something that was easy and easy it should be.

748
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 3: So what's your advice?

749
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: Then give up?

750
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: Yes, don't know with Derek, but I'm jessing that's not

751
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: what she's calling for.

752
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 8: No, I'm not. I mean, I look, I don't want

753
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 8: to go groveling back, but I wanted to know I

754
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 8: made a mistake. I think we should be together.

755
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,479
Speaker 12: You know, everybody's human.

756
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 3: So and with your awkward call here, you want to

757
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 3: call your like kind of ex Derek and tell him

758
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 3: you made a mistake and you want to be back

759
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 3: with him. Is that right?

760
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 8: That is exactly right? And I am super nervous. I

761
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 8: mean I haven't spoken him till that moment. I would

762
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 8: like move on.

763
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: And how long ago was that moment?

764
00:35:59,160 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 5: Well?

765
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 8: Two three weeks ago? And really, guys, like when I

766
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 8: came home and realized Geo and I just couldn't connect,

767
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 8: I think I quickly realized, like what am I doing?

768
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 8: I was living in like a fantasy.

769
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: You forgot about the time change.

770
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 11: Basically, this could make you realize that Derek was the

771
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 11: one the whole time.

772
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 7: So that's understandable too.

773
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna make true love happen right here on

774
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: this segment. As much as Brooke hates the idea of

775
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 3: that happening.

776
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm ready to force it, okay, And.

777
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 8: Again, can we still have Geo's Instagram?

778
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 5: Yes?

779
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: That seems like a casket.

780
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 9: A lot of people.

781
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 3: We're going to prove sixth time is the charm with

782
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 3: this relationship when we do your awkward Tuesday phone call

783
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: and tell Derek you made a mistake in Italy right

784
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: after this.

785
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: It's awkward.

786
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

787
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

788
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 3: Welcome back to your awkward Tuesday phone calls Brook and

789
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. We've been speaking with our listener Lily,

790
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 3: who went on a girl's trip to Italy recently met

791
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 3: a hot, single Italian man named Giovanni there, and while

792
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 3: their few days of whirlwind romance were definitely unforgettable, she

793
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 3: knows she made a mistake by telling her on again,

794
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 3: off again boyfriend that it is over and she is

795
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 3: moving on to this Italian man. So now she needs

796
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 3: our help backtracking a little bit to get back together

797
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 3: with her American boyfriend Derek. But have we even considered

798
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 3: Giovanni's feelings in all of this? Guarantee you he is

799
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 3: heartbroken and definitely not waiting for the next cute American

800
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 3: girl to get off the plane, don't. I'm just saying,

801
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 3: once we get done with your awkward Tuesday Lily, we

802
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: probably need to reach out to Geo and just make

803
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: sure he's okay in thank you for doing that.

804
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: Find him?

805
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 4: Are you the Jew?

806
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 12: First?

807
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 3: We need to get some advice for Lily, So what

808
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 3: do you think?

809
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: Okay? So, here's the thing.

810
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 2: No one wants to be somebody else's backup plan. Yeah,

811
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 2: and the way you painted the picture makes it sound

812
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: kind of like, that's what Derek is. So we are

813
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 2: going to go the opposite direction, and you were going

814
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: to tell him that Geo is the one that made

815
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 2: you realize how much you care for Derek.

816
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

817
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 3: Some would say, don't even bring Geo up at all,

818
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 3: But that's some interesting advice there.

819
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 2: If she gets desperate, she could also add in I

820
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 2: kept calling Geo your name.

821
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, men would like that.

822
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 11: What do you think from a guy's perspective, all he's

823
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 11: thinking about is you and Geo together in his head?

824
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 7: Right, So you need to reassure.

825
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 11: Him and tell him number one, Geo is out of

826
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 11: the picture forever, and then give him.

827
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 7: A huge promise.

828
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: What is it?

829
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 11: The promise is I will never leave you again, no

830
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 11: matter whatever happened.

831
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: I feel like a lie. That's impossible.

832
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 5: You're it.

833
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 11: I tried somebody else and no one can compare it

834
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 11: to what's his name, Geo?

835
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 3: Derek Derek.

836
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, there it is.

837
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 3: Okay, lock yourself into a commitment with him permanently.

838
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 7: Thank you, Jeff, you get it.

839
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: She was just with an Italian man. I don't know

840
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: that she's ready for commitment.

841
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 3: It's a big promise, and whatever you do, don't forget

842
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 3: Derek's name like we all did.

843
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 4: Just you can remember his name.

844
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 3: I think you're pretty solid there, so don't come.

845
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: Don't call him the generic male American.

846
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 9: Or whatever.

847
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 3: As long as we can avoid that.

848
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 4: I think you're good.

849
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 3: I'm dialing your ex boyfriend Derek and uh hopefully he

850
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 3: picks up. Here we go.

851
00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 6: Hello, mhm, Lily, Yeah, it's me.

852
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 12: How are you?

853
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 8: What are you doing calling me right now?

854
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 12: Look?

855
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 8: I need to have a conversation with you, and I

856
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 8: know we talked all about my rod Wind romance with

857
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 8: Geo in Italy. Oh god, look I get it.

858
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 12: Okay, you met a hunky Italian dude. Congratulations. I don't

859
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 12: know what you want from me.

860
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 8: Thank you, but you need you need to hear this.

861
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 12: I wasn't really congratulating.

862
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 6: I was being.

863
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 8: Sarcastic, Okay, whatever, you just need to hear me out.

864
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 7: Okay.

865
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 8: You and I have been on and off for like

866
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 8: four years, and you know what they say, like the

867
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 8: grass is always greener?

868
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 3: Right?

869
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 6: Who says that? What do you mean you're just saying?

870
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 8: Okay, everybody says it, but anyway, listen, with Geo, it

871
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 8: was like very very green, like right, I don't know

872
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 8: how else to say it? Like it was very very green,

873
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 8: like really green.

874
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 6: Oh god, I mean he had.

875
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 8: Like hay thee eyes, rugged hands, like maybe his hair,

876
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 8: there's no good eyes. I'm gonna hang up the phone

877
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 8: right now.

878
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm gonna hang up. This is not hard enough.

879
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 8: I don't listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen. You need to

880
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 8: hear me out, You need to hear this. What I'm

881
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 8: saying is that all that he offered, everything that he had, Okay,

882
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 8: it doesn't compare what we had together, like you and me.

883
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 8: It just there was no comparison, even though he was unbelievable.

884
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 12: Is that supposed to make me feel good? It doesn't.

885
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 8: Yes, I mean I literally like there were times that

886
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 8: I would call Geo Derek, like I said your name

887
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 8: when I was looking at him. So yeah, and like honestly,

888
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 8: I just I just realized I don't need like a

889
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 8: hot masculine Italian guy to sweep me off my feet

890
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 8: and make me happy and you know, just give me pleasure,

891
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 8: like I don't need all that.

892
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 6: I just.

893
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 8: I just need you.

894
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 6: I'm about to throw up.

895
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 8: Please don't throw up, Please do not throw up. Look,

896
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 8: I'm I'm just getting this off my chest. I have

897
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 8: to tell you I don't need a GQ model or.

898
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 12: A brain surgeon or a millionaire. I just I need

899
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 12: a guy who's there for me.

900
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 8: I need like an average normal guy that just looks

901
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 8: and has.

902
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: Please Lily, what are you doing? What is going on

903
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 3: right now? A train wreck? Is what is going on?

904
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 6: Derek?

905
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 3: Because we're on the radio right now with Brooke and

906
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

907
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: That could not have gone worse.

908
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 8: You told me to bring Geo up, just like you said, so.

909
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: You don't talk about how great details.

910
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 3: Did you did say to switch up the names there.

911
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: Broke, That was how I meant it. Okay, Well, Derek,

912
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: are you okay? I am so sorry.

913
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 12: I don't even know who you are or why all

914
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 12: these people are on the line with me right now.

915
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 3: What long story is where radio stations where your girlfriend

916
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: or ex girlfriend? I know it's kind of gray.

917
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't think girlfriend.

918
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 3: Well literally feels really really bad about what happened in

919
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: Italy with the Italian guy.

920
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 4: We're not even to get into it.

921
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 12: She felt pretty good.

922
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 4: Well, she didn't want you to know that.

923
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 3: It's just she realized that what she really needs in

924
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 3: her life is a guy like you.

925
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 12: Yes, a normal, average, everyday guy like me.

926
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 1: That's what she met.

927
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: She feels like she didn't ever give your relationship a chance,

928
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: and that wasn't fair to either of you.

929
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 8: And now she's ready, like you're not the greenest grasp,

930
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 8: but you're kind of green.

931
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 10: Why is everyone trolling me? Why is everybody doing it?

932
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 4: We're not trying to do that.

933
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 3: We're We're just trying to say that Lily wants to

934
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 3: be with.

935
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 9: You, yes and not.

936
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: I would advise it, but.

937
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 3: She is throwing Giovanni and his hunky masculine body overboard

938
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 3: into the deep end.

939
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 4: Of the pool to sink down to the bottom.

940
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: And unfortunately we're running out of time on this segment here.

941
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 3: So we just want to know, will you give Lily

942
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 3: another chance at your relationship?

943
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: A fifth chance?

944
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 3: Maybe we don't know how many times, but whatever it is,

945
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: it's going to be the charm this time.

946
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 12: I mean, if the call is because you want to

947
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,959
Speaker 12: get back together, I mean we were never really broken

948
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 12: up in my mind in the first place.

949
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 8: Yes, So wait, so what does this mean? Like, what

950
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 8: what is mean? Are you gonna give me another chance?

951
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 8: Because I I don't want to lose you. I made

952
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 8: a mistake. I realized now what I thought I wanted

953
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 8: before is not what I need, and I am willing

954
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 8: to give up all of the things that I thought

955
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 8: I wanted for you.

956
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, let's try what he.

957
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 7: Dead, Joe Man.

958
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: The cycle continues.

959
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 7: Like three months.

960
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: So Derek, just to be clear, all that stuff that

961
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 3: she was saying about Geo, You're able to get past it.

962
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 12: I mean, of course it bothers me, but that's Lily dude.

963
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,720
Speaker 1: At least you know what you got yourself into.

964
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 6: We went through the same thing last year when she

965
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 6: went to Switzerland. I don't even want to talk about.

966
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, Swiss chocolate.

967
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 4: I actually can't blame her on that very.

968
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 8: Come on, that's not fair. That was like almost two

969
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 8: years ago. I thought it was water under the bridge.

970
00:45:59,160 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 9: I got.

971
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 5: Faking Jeffrey.

972
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 3: In the morning, You've got Katie on the phone. She

973
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 3: has a stay at home mom with four kids, and

974
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 3: she's played you twice before. The first time she lost,

975
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 3: the second time she tied, and today could be the

976
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 3: day she finally climbs to the top of that hill

977
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 3: and takes you down once in for all book, what

978
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 3: do you see on.

979
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: Top of the Hill, Katie, are you up there?

980
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 8: Victory?

981
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: I think that's a suburb to the south, isn't it.

982
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: What's the strategy today, Katie? How are you going to

983
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 3: get that win?

984
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 12: I think I'm just going to answer as fast as

985
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 12: I can, and if I don't know something, I'm passing.

986
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: I'm not going.

987
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: To answer the questions.

988
00:46:55,239 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 3: Strategy, Katie, Let's send Brooke out of the studio so

989
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 3: we can get right to it. You got thirty seconds

990
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 3: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

991
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 3: know when, you could say pass, But you have to

992
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: beat her out right if you want to win. Are

993
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 3: you ready?

994
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 5: Yes?

995
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. The first KFC opened

996
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: on this day in nineteen fifty two. How many herbs

997
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 3: and spices are in their famous recipe seven? Other than

998
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: the Bulls? What's the only other basketball team that Michael

999
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 3: Jordan played for? Oh?

1000
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 8: Magic?

1001
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 3: Pomology is the study of what fruit OH passed? How

1002
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 3: many times has Chris Jenner been married?

1003
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 12: Uh?

1004
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 3: What African animal has the highest blood pressure on Earth?

1005
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 10: Hyena?

1006
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 3: Out of the top ten highest paid actors last year,

1007
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 3: only two were women. Name one No No.

1008
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 12: Copy The one actress.

1009
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 3: Katie way Back in Brook has come back in the room.

1010
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 3: I like that under pressure, you keep your coo notoriously

1011
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 3: even keel.

1012
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 11: Before every question was answered, he was oh.

1013
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 3: I loved it.

1014
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 6: Now.

1015
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: Before Katie came on, our producer asked her, what are

1016
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: you looking forward to this fall? And she says she's

1017
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: hoping to get snow.

1018
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:22,240
Speaker 12: Apparently one I said it was an accident. That's for winter.

1019
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 9: Katy.

1020
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 2: You couldn't even keep your seasons straight when we talk

1021
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 2: to her, producer.

1022
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 12: But I get so nervous.

1023
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 3: She did collect herself and she changed her answer to

1024
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 3: Halloween is what she's looking forward to because she used

1025
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,879
Speaker 3: to make costumes for all of her children. Now they're

1026
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 3: a little bit too old for it. But what's the

1027
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: favorite costume that you ever made for them?

1028
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 12: Oh? I made a really great Fortnite costume a couple

1029
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 12: of years ago. It was this like big Hamburger guy.

1030
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 7: That's a guy from it.

1031
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: There's gonna be so many Fortnite costumes again this year

1032
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 2: because of the movie that's minecraft ohoo.

1033
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 7: Wow, I am offended. I may walk out.

1034
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: This is why my kids are embarrassed at me. I

1035
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: can't keep this stuff straight.

1036
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely not the only ones. But let's get

1037
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 3: to the answers. There are the questions here, Brook, your

1038
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 3: time starts now. The first KFC opened on this day

1039
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty two. How many herbs and spices are

1040
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 3: in their famous recipe?

1041
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: Twenty one?

1042
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 4: Other than the Bulls?

1043
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: What's the only other basketball team that Michael Jordan played for?

1044
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 3: Magic palmology is the study of what fruit?

1045
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 5: Uh?

1046
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: Coconuts?

1047
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 4: How many times has Chris Jenner been married?

1048
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: Three?

1049
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: What African animal has the highest blood pressure on Earth?

1050
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

1051
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: Hyena.

1052
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 3: Out of the top ten highest paid actors last year,

1053
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 3: only two were women.

1054
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 2: Name one highest paid actors, Oh actresses Jennifer Anison.

1055
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: All right, answers are and Timmy, go to the scoreboard

1056
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 3: to see how you bolted with jose Change.

1057
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 9: Shit happened.

1058
00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 5: It's stupid.

1059
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 9: Keep you will keep happening to me.

1060
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 11: Katie, you got correct, but you got a bunch of

1061
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 11: questions in.

1062
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:08,760
Speaker 7: You were fast.

1063
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 4: It's a strong one.

1064
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, Yes, you.

1065
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 3: Also got wal I have rely did? I thought I didn.

1066
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 11: Katie?

1067
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 3: You tied her up again and unfortunately, you know the

1068
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: ties go to the house on this.

1069
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1070
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody first, KFC open

1071
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 3: on this day in nineteen fifty two. There are eleven

1072
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 3: herbs and spices in their famous resident other than the bulls.

1073
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 3: Michael Jordan only played for the Washington Wizards, which makes sense.

1074
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: Wizards are magical, but the team was the Wizards. Pomology

1075
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 3: is the study of apples. Chris Jenner has been married twice,

1076
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 3: once to Robert Kardashian and then to Caitlyn Jenner.

1077
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: You're married to Corey Gambles.

1078
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 3: The African animal with the highest blood pressure on Earth.

1079
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 3: Makes sense, giraffes because they have to pump the blood

1080
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 3: up across their giant necks. So the press dress to

1081
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 3: be extreme compared to us tiny little humans.

1082
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think that they get cut and it's

1083
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: just squirting out?

1084
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 3: And out of the top ten highest paid actors, only

1085
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 3: two were women. They were Margot Robbie with fifty nine

1086
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 3: million dollars and Jennifer Aniston forty two. She did so

1087
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 3: Katie wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just we're playing,

1088
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 3: you are going to get a twenty five dollars gift

1089
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 3: card to five Iron Golf. Five Iron Golf is coming

1090
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 3: to Kirkland Head to their grand opening on October fifth,

1091
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 3: with special offers for the first fifty guests, free simulated

1092
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: golf sessions, duckpin bowling, raffles and more at Five Iron Golf.

1093
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: Perfect all right, Katie, Well, hey, good luck with your

1094
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: kids Halloween costumes.

1095
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: Send us our socials at Brooking Jeffrians.

1096
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 7: Be Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1097
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 3: What they're too cute to be us, Katie, come back

1098
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 3: and play anytime. We're going to be back to do

1099
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: Windbrooks Block the same time tomorrow

1100
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.