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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. So that's one. He's hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Telford Black calling from agency. I was looking for Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Just hi. I'm sorry, SUSI names Telford Black. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've heard of me before. I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you are. Oh okay, uh well let me explain

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Speaker 1: then real quick for you. Names Telford Black. I worked

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Speaker 1: for agency, and you recently submitted to a casting ad

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Speaker 1: that we had on Craigslist for a new dating show

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Speaker 1: that we're putting together. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: I remember doing that ring a bell? Yeah? Absolutely, okay,

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Speaker 1: you remember doing that? Yeah, I hope you remember doing that.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you didn't get drunk and do while you're drunk. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I remember it all right. So we got your submission in.

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Speaker 1: I came across my desk and instantly I was like, hello,

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Speaker 1: we have a winner. That sounds good. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: tell him, I said, I'll call him back. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you one thing, Michelle, Well, what's that that Matthew McConaughey

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Speaker 1: has terrible timing. Yeah, you're just sorry. I was talking

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Speaker 1: to my assistant there. Yeah, tell him tomorrow at too. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'll call him tomorrow too. Anyway. Uh, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you know much about the show. We

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Speaker 1: were pretty vague about it. It It is a dating reality show,

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Speaker 1: so you'll be vying for the attention of an eligible suitor.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like The Bachelor, sort of that kind

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Speaker 1: of show. Oh well, I mean that sounds like fun.

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Speaker 1: Can you can you tell me a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about it? The show is a dating show? And are

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Speaker 1: you currently in a relation? I am not currently dating anyone? Okay? Awesome?

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Speaker 1: And where do you stand on religion? Um? Okay, I'm agnostic.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what the word means, but that's fine. Does

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Speaker 1: that mean you believe you go to church on Sundays? No,

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Speaker 1: no it doesn't. I don't go to church. But you

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Speaker 1: said you're gnostic? Agnostic? What have? Who cares? Not even

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Speaker 1: that important? All right? So the show is called The

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Speaker 1: Vow okay? Um? So like, at the end of the show,

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Speaker 1: does someone have to get married? Get this? Okay? You're

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Speaker 1: competing to be the love interest of a priest who's

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Speaker 1: taken a vow of celibacy. Oh my god, and the

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Speaker 1: old the name of the game is can you get

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Speaker 1: him to break his vow a celibacy for you, and

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Speaker 1: the first person to do that wins. I hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So the point of the show is I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to sleep with a priest. What we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: is we're gonna film the whole thing. You guys go

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Speaker 1: to church every Sunday, try to strike up a relationship

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Speaker 1: with him and see if you can bag the I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you'd call it, if you can steal

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Speaker 1: his v card. Oh, I've got to be honest. That

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Speaker 1: sounds really terrible. Does the priest know not a clue? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he will have no idea. Cameras everywhere. Okay, that's just

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Speaker 1: you love it? Do you like it or love it?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking you love it. It's a great idea for

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Speaker 1: a show. Um, you know, I gotta be honest. I

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Speaker 1: don't think I can. I don't think I can do that. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: you also get an endorsement deal out of it for Doritos,

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Speaker 1: so that's a lot of money, right, I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I don't I don't think I want

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Speaker 1: anything to do with this, to be honest. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: because I mean the Doritos thing, you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: lot of money they're paying for an advertisement. If you

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Speaker 1: win the whole thing and you get the priest to

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Speaker 1: break his religious vows, then you have Doritos and you've

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Speaker 1: got a bunch of commercials with your face on it

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Speaker 1: going like, Hey, if you think I was tempting, try

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Speaker 1: turning down a derrito. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be the face of that at all.

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Speaker 1: I've got to go. Thank you so much for calling,

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Speaker 1: but I just I'm not a good fit for that, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck making it in Hollywood. Also, I want to

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Speaker 1: let you know this as a phone prank, so it's

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Speaker 1: not a real phone call. It's actually a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is actually from Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your sister tern set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought this whole thing was so crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a pretty good concept for a show.

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Speaker 1: Though you don't think it would work? No, No, I

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Speaker 1: do not think it would work. Yeah, your sister said,

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Speaker 1: had you applied to me on some sort of reality show?

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Speaker 1: And I hope that's not it. Yeah, I'm hoping that's

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Speaker 1: not it. Too. Wake up every morning with jewel phone pranks,