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Speaker 1: See he's a farmer. He is fed up, and he said,

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Speaker 1: He doesn't want to plot away in the Twilight Zone

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Speaker 1: He low, Blind Scott, Welcome on the North end of Boston.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? Yeah, that's a pretty good story,

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Speaker 4: If I al burned my security team with medel to

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Speaker 4: So I talked to them at Bova and told them

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Speaker 4: They're on, They're on. I just did him yesterday. They're

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Speaker 4: hard time me down and everything. And you know, glad

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00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 4: those days are in the past.

431
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 1: And should you should have been able to run faster,

432
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: that's your probably didn't run faster. I got to go.

433
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, blind Scot. Let's say hello to supermarket Steve.

434
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: Who's next, Hello, Supermarket Steve. Welcome.

435
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 8: So the other yesterday you brought a I was trying

436
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 8: to accuse LeVar or anything stealing something from Marcel.

437
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: You accused you accused LaVar Arrington of stealing the chicken

438
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: parmesana line.

439
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 8: He did not, he said.

440
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 4: With the extra pharmigan and the.

441
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 8: Way he said it, it sounded a little like love Marcel.

442
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 8: And I'm not trying to start a feud. I'm not

443
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 8: like like that. I actually kind of you.

444
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: You've always been like that. You've always been a trouble maker.

445
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 7: Oh no.

446
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 8: The only one I ever tried to start a few

447
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 8: was was with with with Fast, say, because he's a

448
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 8: d bag and Lvar seems like an actually decent guy,

449
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 8: like and and a hard working man, and Fast he

450
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 8: just seems like a loser who I can't stand there

451
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 8: talking about how how us people at night aren't worth it.

452
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:46,719
Speaker 1: Well he's not.

453
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 10: He's not.

454
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: He's not a loser. He's just you know, he's so

455
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: far up the Dodgers tuckas he can't see the sun.

456
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: That's the problem.

457
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 8: So yeah, I mean and and and when you had

458
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 8: that job, but you never did that, And that's why

459
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 8: you don't have my job anymore, because that's true.

460
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: I would I really screwed up. So if I actually

461
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: was critical And you're never supposed to do that on

462
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: a postgame show. You're only supposed to sell sunshine. You

463
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: sell sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and puppy dogs. Uh and and

464
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: that's all those postgames. I don't even consume that stuff

465
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: because it's all crap. It's all just Propaganda's what it is.

466
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't need that.

467
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 8: Weren't you doing that during the Frank McCord.

468
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: No, actually, no, well he no, I did it when

469
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: I was actually there when O'Malley sold the team to

470
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 1: to Fox uh and they owned it. So yeah, I.

471
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 8: Was I was gonna give you credit for getting rid

472
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 8: of that loser too, but I guess no, I'm sorry, Okay.

473
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 1: Hang up on you. So I did. Frank McCourt when

474
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: he was losing control of the Dodgers, he dragged me

475
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: into his office. I'd never been in the owner's office

476
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: at Dodgers Stadium, and he made this case about how

477
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: he's a good owner, and you know, he gave all

478
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: these like charitable things and this other crap that he'd done.

479
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: And I I listened to it and I walked out

480
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: and that was it. Anyway, I's go back the phones.

481
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: Let's see what do we have her any meany miny moe.

482
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: Let's say hello to helm mit man, Hello, helmet man, Welcome.

483
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 12: What for the morning?

484
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: A legend?

485
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 7: Oh?

486
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 12: I called in, uh, you know, because I told you

487
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 12: I got out of the shallow but when I opened

488
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 12: the window, I think a draft came in and I

489
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 12: caught a cold.

490
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're under the weather. It's terrible.

491
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 12: Not now, I just came back from Rouse yesterday opposed.

492
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 12: But I went down to downtown seventy eleven. I just

493
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 12: took a train down there, but I went.

494
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: To Why don't you go to Why didn't you go

495
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: to one near your house?

496
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 6: Oh?

497
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 12: It ain't none, I got to go downtown.

498
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: No, all right, congratulations to the La Bowl of Stuff

499
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: on the thirteen. Okay, if you you want to meet

500
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 1: Helmet Man, he'll be making an appearance at the LA Bowl.

501
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: Who's playing in the LA Bowl?

502
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

503
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 9: I don't know.

504
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 12: I just saw it on the sign.

505
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: Oh don't you have to get some don't you have

506
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: to get some merch to sell from the teams and

507
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: all that?

508
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 12: Now another sound like beanies and uh hats and uh yeah,

509
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 12: two shirts.

510
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: And all right, I got you he man. All right, buddy, Well,

511
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: thanks for checking and be safe and hope you het

512
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 1: over the cold garlic. All right, there's the great helping mat.

513
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: I say a little mojo my top of the my

514
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: mojo rise. Actually hold on, before we get the mojo rising,

515
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: we have an international call. Dominican Mike, the Globe Trekker

516
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: is traveling around the world. Hello, Dominican Mike, where are

517
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: you at this morning? Dominican.

518
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 5: Mic Hello, First of all, can you hear me? Okay

519
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 5: right now?

520
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: Can you hear me now? Yes, I can hear you

521
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: loud and proud?

522
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 5: Excellent, good, excellent. No, I'm wearing Munich right now, say Nicole. Yeah,

523
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,479
Speaker 5: we're going back to the States.

524
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 6: Man.

525
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 5: I just wanted to tell you that I'm happy with

526
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 5: Peter also, man, but uh, that's an overpay right there.

527
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 5: That's such an overpayment, you know, going to Orels one hundred,

528
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 5: he's what thirty you said, what thirty one years old?

529
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: Thirty one? Yeah, be paid till he's thirty six. That's

530
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: not your money. Who cares, it's their money exactly?

531
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So but no, I just want to

532
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 5: say high man.

533
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: So you know that now you're there. It's December, but

534
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 1: you got to go to Munich during Octoberfest, right, That's

535
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: where you got to go to Munich october Fest.

536
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. But yeah, I know. But I'm not much of

537
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 5: be your drinker anyway, So that's all right. I like that.

538
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: I like about the pretzels and the schnitzel and all

539
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: that stuff.

540
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: I ate a lot of that though. I ate a

541
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 5: lot of pretzel with a lot of schitz just for short.

542
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 5: You know. He got to driving the autumnall too. I

543
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 5: know you always want to do that. By the way,

544
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 5: I don't let.

545
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: You do that. How fast? How fast did you go?

546
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: How fast did you go?

547
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 5: I want one hundred and sixty one hundred and sixty

548
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 5: eight kilometers. It's just like one hundred and one hundred

549
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 5: and five miles. Yeah, that's a pout of that. So

550
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 5: that was that was cool.

551
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: So that's cool.

552
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 5: And got to watch got to watch the NFL games.

553
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 5: I got to watch it. A little bit of bene

554
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 5: versus your penny, you know, because the time, you know,

555
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 5: the times different six hours. But yeah, well I wanted

556
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 5: to say.

557
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: Hi, and all right, we'll save you two kids. Be

558
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: safe getting back to the States. Enjoy your long flight.

559
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: Long flight.

560
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, then have a good be good.

561
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: All right. Nice to make a Mic and his lady

562
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: there in Munich and hang on. Never been to Munich.

563
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: I never been. I don't know if I'll ever get there.

564
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't, who knows, probably not

565
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: you never. Now let's go to Mojo Rising. Hello Mojo

566
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: Rising in the Bay Area. Check in, Hello Mojo A.

567
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 9: Break calm through to the ben mallor show. The words

568
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 9: will always slow. So here we go, Oh great creator

569
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 9: of being granted one more hour to perform our heart

570
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 9: and perspect our lives. You live, you diet? That's not

571
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 9: in kid? Why hello, mister Ben, Happy holidays to you

572
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 9: and the lovely Loraina the gym that she is. And

573
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 9: Coop the Loop, the Broncos fan, who hey, his Broncos

574
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 9: are way better than advertised. I mean they're on to

575
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 9: take a winning streak. They got the best record in

576
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 9: the NFL. Like I told him when he answered the phone,

577
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 9: I really believe they have a legitimate chance to actually

578
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 9: go to the Super Bowl and win it all, you know,

579
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 9: unlike the Creddy Creuddy Raiders. Which I thought then that

580
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 9: the Raiders had the first pick overall, but you just

581
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 9: said earlier that it's the Giants, So.

582
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: What's Yeah, the Giants. Raiders would have the number two

583
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: pick based on the the winning opponents winning percentage, The

584
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Tybery Giants would be one, Vegas would be two, and

585
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: Tennessee would be number three.

586
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 9: Well here's the thing, mister Ben. In a couple of

587
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 9: weeks we actually play the Giants head to head, So

588
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 9: I guess that's going to determine everything, isn't it That

589
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 9: game will be.

590
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: That game will be three three, nothing will be that game,

591
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: It'll be three nothing.

592
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 9: Well, there you go. And if the Raiders get the

593
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 9: first overall pick, which you're a knowledge of a preffler

594
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 9: of knowledge, I know you know this. The last time

595
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 9: the Raiders had the first overall pick, they had Jibustis Russell,

596
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 9: who set the Raiders franchise back ten years. I mean,

597
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 9: like I said, I've said it before on air, mister Benn,

598
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 9: that the Raiders have the worst. They don't even have

599
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 9: a home field advantage every team, just like last week,

600
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 9: all you see was a sea orange in Vegas. It

601
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 9: is a true disgrace as a Raider fan, a lifetime

602
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 9: Raider fan, to see this. You know, when the Autumn

603
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 9: Wind used to be in Oakland, when they literally had

604
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 9: a home field advantage. The black Hole. The craziest fans

605
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 9: in the world, really, the diasard fans in the world.

606
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 9: You know, I believed Silver and sweat black. So I mean,

607
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 9: it's just crazy, man. But anyway, one other thing I'd

608
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 9: like to address real fast too, been is the Warriors.

609
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 9: They this window that they think they have was Jimmy

610
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 9: Jimmy Buckston, Curry and Draymond. It's over many. They're not

611
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 9: going to win this this this year. You know, It's like,

612
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 9: come on, Draymond is a turnover machine. I hate to

613
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 9: say it.

614
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 5: Now.

615
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 9: The Kurr Steve Kerr is not a great coach anymore.

616
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 9: He's got this problem with kaminga which I don't know,

617
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 9: Like he's a young kids, like the only good player

618
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 9: they have, but he just wants to constantly be in

619
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 9: the doghouse.

620
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: I don't know what it does.

621
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: Peer, it doesn't appear right now, Mojo Rising. This is

622
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: all just Oklahoma City. It's just like light years ahead

623
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: of everyone. So, like, what are we doing here? I

624
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: watched the Thunder played the Suns. I had that on

625
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: because there were only two games, and I had something

626
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: on the background. I was watching that game and the

627
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: Thunder were up by like forty something points in the

628
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: third quarter. It was insane. It by fifty at one point.

629
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

630
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 9: So they're obviously going to break the record. I say,

631
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 9: they only lose no more than maybe seven games, and

632
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 9: I think they absolutely will repeat.

633
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: Well assuming that so, assuming SGA doesn't get hurt or

634
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: something like that. But yeah, A thank you the great

635
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: mojo rising from the Bay area there checking in. We

636
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: thank him on that calling in. I saw that Mike Rabol,

637
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: your Patriots coach, is this is like a big storyline,

638
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: the Patriots underdogs at home against the Buffalo Bills, and

639
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like the great injustice of

640
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: the world. And based on the line I'm looking at now,

641
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: they've adjusted the line and it does appear that that

642
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: game's a pick them, which is still not great, but

643
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: it's a pick them in anyone's game and all that. So,

644
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: but remember people don't understand that aren't gamblers. The sports

645
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: book sets the opening line. It's the public, the gambling public,

646
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: that establishes the final line. And in theory, if everything's kosher,

647
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: which it apparently is not with people fixing outcomes of events,

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Speaker 1: but assuming it is on the up and up, then

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Speaker 1: that's it. And if the action is not balanced, they

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Speaker 1: will adjust it. But in a perfect world, the sportsbooks

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Speaker 1: at all, because it's all about the viig and that's

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Speaker 1: how you earn your profits. And that's it. And vig

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Speaker 1: to be less than five percent, although sometimes these days

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Speaker 1: it is much higher than that spat job by them.

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Speaker 1: I need some judges. We are gonna have fact or fiction.

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Speaker 1: And I promise you, if the Patriots beat the Bills

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Speaker 1: on Sunday, it's gonna be they didn't believe in us,

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Speaker 1: We were the underdogs, and disrespect and all that. Of course,

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Speaker 1: if the Patriots lose to the Buffalo Bills, we won't

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Speaker 1: hear anything about it. If you want to be one

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Speaker 1: of my judges for factor fiction, call right now. Eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven nine six six three six nine. That's the number.

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Speaker 1: We are gonna have it. In a moment, fact or fiction.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.

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Speaker 1: dot com. Let's say hello to Scott in the Commonwealth.

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Speaker 1: Hello Scott, Welcome, Hey Ben.

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Speaker 7: How's it going?

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Speaker 1: Scott? If I was any better, I'd be a sock,

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Speaker 1: but not a red sock because have they done anything?

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Speaker 6: It kind of shorter just to make it look good.

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Speaker 6: But I'm not sure. Hey, real quick, can I say

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Speaker 6: thing you guys ever think like you and will raina

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Speaker 6: the Ben Mallet Christmas Special.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I have to check with the

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Speaker 1: lawyers on that, but I like your thinking, Scott. You're

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Speaker 1: you're a man that wants to make some money.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, Scott, we have Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard

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Speaker 1: in Fort Wayne, Indiana. What's the temperature this morning? Daniel?

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Speaker 4: Twenty eight?

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Speaker 9: But thankfully not raining like it was yesterday.

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Speaker 1: That's good, No rain, gotcha? All rightuddy? Hold on keg

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Speaker 1: drinking Steve is in Canns City. He loves the tab wohde.

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Speaker 1: Hello key drinking Steve Bettie.

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Speaker 10: How do you feel about Taylor Swiss said she's never

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Speaker 10: had a fight with Travis Kelcey and she's her true love.

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Speaker 10: On Colbert, you think this is gonna last once we

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Speaker 10: win another Super Bowl championship this year With a sixteen

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Speaker 10: percent chance of progress name Thordon.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm sure they've never had any fights, which

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Speaker 1: means someone is full of crap. That's what that means.

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Speaker 1: That's that's one hundred percent because yeah, well, I said,

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Speaker 1: are they really living together?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: So if you're not living together, maybe you can avoid

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Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Hello Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area.

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Speaker 1: Hello Mike, it's.

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Speaker 6: Thirty and the rain has passed, and I did not

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Speaker 6: cause the gremlins.

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Speaker 5: I did it.

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Speaker 6: Oh, is in the mail by the way, you get

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Speaker 6: it tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, I appreciate that more. Yeah, very kind.

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Speaker 9: And my new song as well. My new song is

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Speaker 9: there as well.

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Speaker 5: Who has it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'd like to warn warn all the affiliates. Hollering,

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Speaker 1: James called back for some reason. Hello James, Hey, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to, but I'll let you know. It's here.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, he, here we go. I've opened the floodgates.

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Speaker 1: Mike in Yeah, I did see. There's an arctic blast

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Speaker 1: hitting the twin stays Mike in New Hampshire. Hello, it does,

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Speaker 1: so called Mike in New Hampster. What's going on for? Yeah? There,

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Speaker 1: he is ready to go. All right, let's do this, gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Listen closely. And one of these three

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Speaker 1: stories is not true. Separate fiction from fact. Story Number one,

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Speaker 1: longtime college football writer Ivan Mizelle wrote a book called

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Speaker 1: America's Coach, The Triumphant Tragedy of Notre Dame Legend frankly Leahy,

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Speaker 1: and he was gonna appear at the Notre Dame bookstore

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Speaker 1: this week. However, they canceled his appearance there. Claims that

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Speaker 1: it was because the Fighting Irish got snubbed in the

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Speaker 1: Story Number two, pop Tarts. It's all about the pop tarts.

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Speaker 1: The pop tart in gold foil labeled Golden Dome, delight

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Speaker 1: test kitchen at the pop Tart Bowl, the caption on

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Speaker 1: the post red dough that won't rise to the occasion, okay,

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Speaker 1: And story number three. The Oklahoma Sooners will be hosting

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Speaker 1: want to make sure that visiting Alabamas true have a

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Speaker 1: hostile environment. Final exams are happening this week. They won't

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Speaker 1: be happening on Friday because of the game. All Right,

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Speaker 1: real quick, let's get as many of these guys on

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Speaker 1: Scott one Tour three.

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Speaker 6: Scott, I'm gonna just kick a well guest number one.

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Speaker 1: All right, Daniel one Tour three, Daniel in Fort Wayne.

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Speaker 10: Oh aper Pole. I had pop tarts for breakfast, so'll

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Speaker 10: go two.

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Speaker 1: All right? Uh, Michael Eprechaun, Mike.

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Speaker 11: Number four.

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Speaker 1: It's number two, not number four. It's number two. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry we ran out of tub, but number two was

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Speaker 1: the fake story Number two