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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important. It's a production of iHeartRadio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only.

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Speaker 2: Talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric

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Speaker 2: of our very nature.

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Speaker 1: Today we talk about my whole.

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Speaker 3: Goal of the tour is to kiss my best friends

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Speaker 3: in every city.

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Speaker 1: I did PCP tonight. I bet I could lift this

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Speaker 1: whole truck up. This dick looks like EAT's finger and

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Speaker 1: it lights up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. Turn a circle jerk into a networking event.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Start your engines. M mean ming, m ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, way get them, get him.

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Speaker 2: It's a buzzer beater.

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Speaker 1: Buzz I just want to party. Oh shit, my god,

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Speaker 1: I just want to party. Wait, god, Austin, you know,

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Speaker 1: I know it's pretty.

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Speaker 5: Exciting for you guys to see us throwing buzzballs out

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Speaker 5: to you. Very scary for us.

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Speaker 1: Why are you so scared?

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Speaker 5: Because I'm tonight I'm seeing a lot of like yeah here,

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Speaker 5: and then as soon as.

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Speaker 2: It comes to them, they're like, yeah, so like, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to hurt nobody.

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Speaker 1: And I threw one up there. I saw that. Are

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Speaker 1: you Are you good?

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Speaker 4: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Good. I feel like they're good up there. I

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Speaker 1: feel is Texas not a baseball score? Are they more

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Speaker 1: of a football school or I'm still gonna send it.

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Speaker 1: Football has been doing pretty damn well.

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Speaker 2: But football you got to catch too, don't you. All

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Speaker 2: the players you got to catch when you play football?

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Speaker 2: Though a lot of players, a lot though, right.

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Speaker 1: Some players are not allowed to catch the ball. I

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Speaker 1: just learned, right, Yes, but they're.

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Speaker 5: More of a swim school and we all know that.

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Speaker 6: Is that true? It really is a swim schools.

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Speaker 1: Almost to each and every student. It feels that way.

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Speaker 1: I imagine do people even know that they're swimming here?

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Speaker 1: Is it a thing?

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Speaker 7: Or?

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Speaker 1: I hope?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 6: They have?

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Speaker 1: So many Olympians always really name six. It's a fast pool.

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Speaker 9: Name six, Name six fast pool in history.

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Speaker 1: In history, I mean like.

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Speaker 5: Hanson, Aaron Pearson, Joseph Schooling, part of them?

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Speaker 9: Who else? Somebody shout more? I mean they Nate, Nate.

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Speaker 5: Dousing, Uh you said Nate, Michael Phelps, he went to

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Speaker 5: Michigan the really impressive.

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Speaker 1: But also those could just be NEI right, guys.

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Speaker 5: Remember at n C double As when he won the

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Speaker 5: hunter back and set the record with a broke in hand.

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Speaker 1: Wow, really remember that?

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Speaker 8: Shiit?

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Speaker 1: Guys, I like that some people do. How that's amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys didn't know that.

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Speaker 6: I'm actually blown away.

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Speaker 3: But as much as like this knowledge is incredible, I'm impressed.

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Speaker 3: It could very easily be completely made up and none

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Speaker 3: of us would.

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Speaker 2: Not, Right, I don't think like that. I don't think

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Speaker 2: there's works like that. You actually knew four people from

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Speaker 2: here for swimmers. Uh, that's impressed. Didn't I say more

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Speaker 2: than that?

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Speaker 1: I said four?

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Speaker 6: You said Forrest Whittaker. I know that's not a swimmer.

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Speaker 5: No, he actually had sick underwaters. He would just throw

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Speaker 5: on the nose plug and you'd be like.

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Speaker 1: We actually just went swimming. I have been swimming in

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Speaker 1: so long. We were We did the Waco Surf, Yes

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Speaker 1: we did, dude, Yeah, shout out. Is that what it's

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Speaker 1: called Waco surf? Waco? Yeah, that was fucking sick. Dude.

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Speaker 1: They invite us out there. They have like the wave pool,

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Speaker 1: and dude, we were all so native.

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Speaker 5: A wave pool. I mean, it is a pool that

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Speaker 5: makes waves, but it's so much more.

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Speaker 2: It's, as you call it, a man made wave. It's

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Speaker 2: not a wave pool.

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Speaker 1: Why are we shitting on me for what I call

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Speaker 1: it's a wave pool.

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Speaker 5: That's a you know, that's just I don't know. I

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Speaker 5: don't know If I know, I don't think so. No,

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Speaker 5: what would you call it wavy waters?

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Speaker 1: Fair enough? I would call it a surf lagoon. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go there has been no points awarded.

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Speaker 5: But like, we know what a wavepool is. That's where

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Speaker 5: when you're ten years old, you go in there to

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Speaker 5: be like.

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Speaker 1: The bus.

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Speaker 2: That was you.

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Speaker 1: You were a creep when you were ten. No, I

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Speaker 1: said that's what people do.

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Speaker 3: Wait, you go in wavepool and you sexually harassed people.

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Speaker 1: I said that people do this, Matt. I was walked

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Speaker 1: out of that.

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Speaker 6: Right. Wait, what's the difference, because should we have this

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Speaker 6: conversation between harassed and I can't think of a better

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Speaker 6: time or place between harass and assaulting.

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Speaker 1: Is that harassment is just being like when you see

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Speaker 1: like a fine booty and you're like, damn, I want

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Speaker 1: to eat eat that fine booty.

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Speaker 6: Yes, but it's also whoa, but it's in the breakroom

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Speaker 6: of your work.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Blake.

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Speaker 2: That can be anywhere, right, it doesn't have to be

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Speaker 2: just in the workplace.

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Speaker 1: You can harass anybody turns out nowadays, you can't say

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Speaker 1: you want to eat a girl's ass in any location. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's just the society we live in, folks, for

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Speaker 1: good or bad. So is the assaulting version of that,

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Speaker 1: Like you actually go.

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Speaker 2: Up and stare and you try to eat the booty,

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Speaker 2: just like through the pants or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you get a little fork and knife out, get

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Speaker 1: on your knees. Yeah, put your napkin in your bib. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're aggravated assault. There's levels to it.

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Speaker 3: I fork that that might be attempted murder at that

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Speaker 3: point if you're actually stabbing the person's ass all night.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a knife is mostly for show.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely assault with a deadly weapon, that is,

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Speaker 2: I didn't say what kind of knife.

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Speaker 1: You didn't say what it's a plastic knife, it's still I.

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Speaker 2: Think a plastic knife could be deadly in some scenarios.

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Speaker 1: But the ass I'm thinking of it broke right in

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Speaker 1: half as soon as it touched it. If you break,

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Speaker 1: this ass was so bloodow, So maybe it made the

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Speaker 1: knife even pointier when it broke. I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's more deadly at that point. Yeah, you don't crow, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's real wood. What old. We got here a day early, dude,

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Speaker 1: and we had a great night. We went to, uh,

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Speaker 1: what's the name of that restaurant, Jeffries Jeffries did Jeffries?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that plays fucking rocks. If you haven't been there,

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Speaker 1: go there. Yeah. We were hello fancy. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: hello fancy, Like, I mean, I didn't know you could

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Speaker 1: make deviled eggs any better than regular devil were so good,

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Speaker 1: it was so fancy.

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Speaker 5: Me and Kyle had a game where he had to

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Speaker 5: finish two glasses of water to the bottom without them

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Speaker 5: coming to like refill it.

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Speaker 1: Right because they're so good at filling your water. And

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Speaker 1: so I was.

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Speaker 2: Sip and then they be like yeah, I could go,

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Speaker 2: but but I couldn't like chug it. I had to

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Speaker 2: be like you weren't allowed to. You had to drink

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Speaker 2: it regularly. This is how wild we got last night.

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Speaker 2: And I fucking he filled it up the first time

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Speaker 2: when it was like down here, I was like, durors,

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Speaker 2: check it out.

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Speaker 1: Next drink Bro came in and was like, fucked up

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Speaker 1: your whole girl. Do we think that guy was just

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Speaker 1: great at his job or did he like mouth yeah,

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Speaker 1: did like look at you.

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Speaker 2: And go no, Well, but then after that, I got

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Speaker 2: it down two times. I got it too the ice

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Speaker 2: two times, so he was slacking.

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Speaker 1: We caught him slacking. I was it is that? Is that? Uh,

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Speaker 1: sexual harassment? Just saying type butthole? Nowadays?

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Speaker 6: I think it, Yeah, I think it is.

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Speaker 1: Our show would not get made in today's climate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably always been sexual harassment.

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Speaker 1: If you say that to somebody, it's just now then

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Speaker 1: I get harassed every day of my life. No, it

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Speaker 1: means something different.

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Speaker 5: It's like how Blake always says gay and then it's like,

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Speaker 5: I don't mean it like that.

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Speaker 1: I mean it different. Blake is always saying gay and

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Speaker 1: retarded and all kinds of really offensive.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh, and he's like, no, this is slander.

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Speaker 1: I mean it differently. Blake is always saying stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, And he's always like, I don't know, isis

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Speaker 1: has a point?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 1: Right? You're always like Blake is always saying you're always like.

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Speaker 5: Ice, I wish Isis was gay and it's retarded that

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Speaker 5: they're not.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Blake is always saying pretty offensive stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: And I was just like, that's a weird thing to

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Speaker 5: get tattooed on your back.

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Speaker 1: Hey, dude, why do you have that tattooed on your butt?

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Speaker 1: The only way to prove it is showing the audience

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Speaker 1: you as Okay, okay, wait, time out, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Austin.

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Speaker 6: Now, oh you motherfuckers are sexually harassing me.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's right and wish and I know Texas law

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Speaker 7: and I will sue your ass.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I don't think there is here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this has the most laws, doesn't it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Texas have a bunch of laws. There's no laws.

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Speaker 7: You can do whatever until somebody ropes you and then

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Speaker 7: like you're done.

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Speaker 1: How come they told me I couldn't fucking smoke weed

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Speaker 1: on the streets? Then, Like, what's up with that? Because I.

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Speaker 3: Was gonna I was gonna say the G word, but

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Speaker 3: I won't even do it for the joke.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you like to use it with like like vicious

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Speaker 5: anger behind it.

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Speaker 6: I don't, guys.

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Speaker 1: And then we went after we freaking how some food

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Speaker 1: at Jeffrey's. We uh. Then we went to my favorite

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Speaker 1: bar that I've been to the last like three times.

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Speaker 1: I've been awesome. The only place I ever go to

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Speaker 1: is white Horse. Yeah, and it rolls and every time

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Speaker 1: I just get roped into dancing with some girl and

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Speaker 1: a cowboy hat that pokes me in the face. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you the two step and watch this ship, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: What do you need me to do? I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to do the two step? Bro, Here we go,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, Hey, just relax. Okay, you're too

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Speaker 1: tense with the two I don't know what the is

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Speaker 1: going on. So the two step, you gotta be loose

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Speaker 1: and casual.

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Speaker 8: And just.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, you want to play something?

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Speaker 6: What the yeah, I'll play you guys something.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, free to bring it back.

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Speaker 1: That's actually nice. You got it.

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Speaker 9: You got it there towards the end.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, I'm very, very one thousand positive. That's the first

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Speaker 6: Yeah. No, we've been going pretty hard in Texas.

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Speaker 1: Pretty hard, Kyle.

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Speaker 3: For you, going hard is literally challenging the waiter to

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Speaker 1: Dude, I fucking won one.

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Speaker 1: I won. Everybody care about that? Do people care about that?

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Speaker 6: Because hey, Kyle, and guess what you get for that?

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Speaker 1: Wah, pretty lord.

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Speaker 6: Hey that's and you know what, And I'm gonna say

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Speaker 6: Yeah, come on, staying out till three a m off.

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Speaker 3: The strength of frozen Margarita's is pretty fucking yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like I feel like that's the perfect time

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Speaker 1: You're not weird on the next day. You still feel

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we surfed all damn day like the professional surfers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so funny because it's like they invited

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Speaker 1: so shredded. We weren't ready for that. Every fucking dude

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Speaker 7: Like perfect like sunkissed skin and like the beer. The

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, maybe I

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Speaker 1: four times do you hear music? There was no music

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Speaker 3: I was like, remember when like everything, remember when everything

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not about I'm not dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: the one that's wildly homophobic of our crew. We've established that.

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Speaker 1: But I'm also I'm not into guys sexually. But I

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Speaker 1: so you're more, you're more appreciative, you're not horny. I'm

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Speaker 1: I wish I was a classic hot boy. Well, I

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Speaker 1: think is that this question is that? Like what this is?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 6: You know what this is?

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Speaker 3: Just like we're in a room to get forget that

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Speaker 3: thousands of people are watching this conversation. Okay, I'm asking

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Speaker 3: if you had a broadcast, if you had to pick

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Speaker 9: What'd you say that specific baster party.

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Speaker 1: Said, well, hung black guys, well hung black past Yeah,

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Speaker 1: guys with huge fucking cocks. Okay, but you want me

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Speaker 6: Get I guess maybe I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Did you mean like personality type?

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Speaker 6: I kind of just made no he was talking.

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Speaker 5: Because I just want to argue that that is a

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Speaker 1: If you have if you hit more than eight inches,

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Speaker 1: that's your personality, right, because you're always measuring things opposite

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Speaker 1: your dick. You're like, right, You're like, what is this

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Speaker 3: Could you hand me your eight and a half inch

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Speaker 1: Hey Blake, this isn't ea and a half inches, buddy.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen that measurement of length in my life.

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Speaker 1: I mean you you hit me with these hard hitting questions, dude.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking while we were in the

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Speaker 3: White Horse, like cowboys are pretty fucking hot, right, and is.

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Speaker 9: That where the real cowboys go?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your nay nay.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's some points.

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Speaker 6: That's some freaking boy.

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Speaker 2: So so you cowboys, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 6: So it's like the whole crowd's like, I don't like

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Speaker 1: Well, first, established are like into isis super homophobic. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's let's like you're in the.

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Speaker 7: Cowboys, so weird because I'm into boy cows.

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Speaker 1: Boy cows and boy cows are just like overweight, overweight

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Speaker 1: don't get sexually attracted to me, dude, Kyles.

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Speaker 6: Kyle's just super into goth dudes.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say mechanics, but a Goth mechanic is tight,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just knowing how an engine works, you know

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Speaker 1: Know what's under the hood.

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Speaker 6: Actually I do. Now I want to change my answer.

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Speaker 1: like this works. Yeah, I have to go out like this. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Holy shit, blown baby.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I thought you meant like, what are they into?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well firemen. Firemen are pretty hot.

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Speaker 2: They got calendars and ships, which.

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Speaker 1: We could do that.

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Speaker 2: It would be what it would be three pictures of

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen live math. Wow, that was crazy. Then

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? I still got it. Fucking proud

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Speaker 5: Are I feel like firefighters are bad boys that like

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Speaker 1: Act, okay, because for sure they're like into fire, so

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so.

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Speaker 1: It for good. Okay. I like that if we took pictures,

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 1: You know what my spread is?

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 1: Like if we had.

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Speaker 2: If we had to take it, like we all I

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Speaker 1: Would be me not catching away that Waco surf.

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Speaker 2: I'd get January, so it'd be something by the fire

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Speaker 2: and like a fur coat or something like. Oh, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm saying it's my birthday, so I think we can

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think we have overlapping birthday months.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so I'm just fucking a bunch of leprechauns.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're saying Patty's Day theme, Well, Blake, you don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you This is the sexy post photo.

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Speaker 1: This is not Yeah, if you don't have to fuck everything.

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Speaker 2: if you want to. We can discuss that. But like

446
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 2: I do like the idea we all do our own

447
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 2: photo shoot and we bring it together.

448
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 9: It's like, Blake's just fucking area.

449
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 1: It's just fucking a witch forut October, fucking an old pumpkin. Yeah. Meanwhile,

450
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm just I just have a head coming out of

451
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: a turkey.

452
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have the stars and stripes top hat.

453
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, Kyle, that's really good, that's really creative. And

454
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 6: then we get to March.

455
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you do this?

456
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 6: You have two leprechauns.

457
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: But fucking you, whose hand is that this might be

458
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: our gayest episode yet? As it should be, dude, Rupe

459
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: Paul one time said that we had the gayest show

460
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: on television. That is true. That's wild. That was Yeah,

461
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: it's amazing.

462
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 5: I feel like we did talk about when I was

463
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 5: a young boy and she came out on Beauty in

464
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 5: the Beach or like MTV Beach Club, like spring Break

465
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,719
Speaker 5: and she performed work Yeah, and I didn't know what.

466
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: I was like, that's the tallest woman I've ever.

467
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 5: Seen and her hair's blonde and she's black.

468
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,159
Speaker 1: And I'm throwing you for a little hard. You were

469
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: a rock hard. I don't make it so a long time.

470
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: Science is sciences biology.

471
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: So we've been coming to Austin for a long time.

472
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: We came to south By Southwest like before Workaholics had

473
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: even come out. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, Hawks was

474
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: coming out like in a few months or whatever. But

475
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: we're there to like do promo, but no one knows us.

476
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 5: Did we play it at emos or whatever? Did we

477
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 5: airic we did?

478
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 2: We liked that we had like these sneak peaks that

479
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 2: we were doing and there was like posters on the

480
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 2: on like Sixth Street or whatever of your guys's faces.

481
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: So we had to take those posters down and be like, see.

482
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just standing by the posters all night long.

483
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: Liked here?

484
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 6: Huh yeah, I think we didn't.

485
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 3: We show it at like a Vice party and everybody

486
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 3: came and watched it and did not like it.

487
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 6: And then immediately.

488
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 3: Afterwards Tyler the creator performing, But it's like, this is

489
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 3: why we were here.

490
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. I totally remember.

491
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 6: But they made him sit through our episode.

492
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 9: You couldn't hear the show at all.

493
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: That's why they didn't like it. That's why. Yeah, well

494
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: yeah it was not the I remember being very frustrated

495
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: and Rember and remember we were it was like TV

496
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,919
Speaker 1: on the Radio was performing and we were going to

497
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 1: introduce them. We're stoked, right, and so it's like a

498
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: big crowd. TV on the Radio is about to perform,

499
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 1: and then they come out to us and they're like, actually,

500
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: you're not going to introduce them because the Teletubbies are here.

501
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: That was a black thought. Who was it love or somebody?

502
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 6: Know what?

503
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Guys? No, the fucking what are they? What are they called?

504
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 6: It's yo Gabba Gabba your fucking weirdo.

505
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: Right, thank you? Yeah?

506
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: YOA, that's so we got popped for Yo.

507
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: I still have no fucking clue who Yo Gabba Gabba is?

508
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 8: What?

509
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: No idea? You know what? Col You're off the project?

510
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to?

511
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 2: I mean I remember what they looked like from when

512
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: we introduced them, and nobody fucking cared goodbye.

513
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 6: No.

514
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: We went on stage and we're like, what's up, we're

515
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: the workaholics. It was just like five thousand people like yeah, no.

516
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 6: I think one guy in the back was just like

517
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 6: fuck you.

518
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: That was our buddy Teddy.

519
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 6: It was a lot of that get off the fucking stage.

520
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 6: We've been here for three seconds.

521
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: We just got here. We're literally just announcing the band.

522
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 6: And then we were at work alls.

523
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 3: We got no cheer and we're like and we're introducing

524
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 3: Yo Gabba Gabba and all of a sudden, it's just.

525
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: That's right.

526
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 5: We introduced Yo Gabba Gabba to introduce the bands.

527
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, and Yo Gabba Gabba came out like

528
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 6: and people were like, right, I want to fuck you.

529
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: Wait, but did they?

530
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: It actually made me go like, funk, should we make

531
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: a children show?

532
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 8: Right?

533
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: This do they talk? No spoke for them. I think

534
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: it was black thought.

535
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 6: I don't think it's black thought.

536
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: He said it was Bis Marquis.

537
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 6: No, I think it was just an actor. He wore

538
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 6: like the big black glasses.

539
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: Don't look at me, dude, I have no fucking clue

540
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: who these people are. Ida was there. We had, and

541
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: then another I think it was another south by Southwestern

542
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: is after the show had come out, and we throwed

543
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: this big ass house party.

544
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 9: This was where's that? Yeah, we came back and shi

545
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 9: it was real different.

546
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember what.

547
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 6: Rainy it was. Yeah, anybody at the Workaholics house.

548
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: Party, Well, guest, thank you for thank you for sticking

549
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: with us after all this.

550
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 6: Yes, thank you, thank you.

551
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: This was like a twelve hour event. We got in

552
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: the morning and it just and we just drank all

553
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: fucking day. It was the best I.

554
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 5: Remember drinking for I think twelve hours, and then around

555
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 5: our ten realizing it was super fucking hot that day,

556
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 5: sweating like crazy.

557
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 7: I realized I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet.

558
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: Right, you're pissing through your pores. I was just sweating

559
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: the beer. I remember we had ten thousand people on

560
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: the guest list, and but you could only only five

561
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: hundred people fit inside of the party, so it was

562
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: one person in, one person out. So there's just like

563
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: a line, am I a long? So we felt bad, right,

564
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: So I was like, we got to go entertain these

565
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: people were going. So I went and hopped on the

566
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: back of some guy's motorcycle and then cracked two beers

567
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: and like as he was driving, of course, I'm like

568
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: holding onto him like this, that's cool, like such a

569
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, that's actually tight, and then drinking the

570
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: beers like okay, no that's not that's not a little bit.

571
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: That's cool. The cop grabbed me and was like I

572
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: don't want to arrest you, but that's not legal here.

573
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: See there's a lot of laws here, by.

574
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 5: The way, if you're if you're ever in a line

575
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 5: outside of a thing we're doing. And Adam comes out

576
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 5: to like be nice and glad hand he's just looking

577
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 5: for free weeed what you want to picture?

578
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 9: Somebody smells like reefer over here?

579
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: What's up with that? That ship was cool. We had

580
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: so many bands play at that house.

581
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had the cool kids.

582
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 3: We had trash talk, we had Freddy Bibbs, I think

583
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 3: waves played.

584
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: I think the portal opened up and the wizards performed.

585
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 6: Did I remember that, That's right, they did.

586
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: That's wild. When that portal opens up and those wizards

587
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: come out, it's wild. Figer Scross. That happens tonight. We're

588
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: not sure if it will, but yeah, it's up to

589
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: It's up to those wizards. It's not up to us,

590
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: it's up to them. And then my dad came right.

591
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: My dad was on a fishing tread dude. He was

592
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: on a fishing trip with his buddy Scottie, and my

593
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: dad calls me. He's like, hey, you in Austin, and

594
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we're doing that thing I told you about.

595
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: And he goes, We're gonna roll through, and I'm like awesome.

596
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: He pulls up in his truck towing his bass boat. Yeah. Yeah,

597
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: it was great. And they were so sunburnt that like

598
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: their faces were peeling off. It was not even like funny,

599
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: it was like scary. It was concerning. Yeah, and then

600
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: he's like it'll be fine. And then he proceeded to

601
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: drink with us all night. And at one point I

602
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: see because I came. I introduced him from the stage

603
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like that's my dad right there. So suddenly

604
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: he's like famous, and my dad would make a horrible

605
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: famous person because immediately he was just grinding on twenty

606
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: two year old girls. Yep, yeah, yep, that's me. And

607
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 1: then I was like filming him and he's like, yeah, baby,

608
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: rock star. And then he recognizes that I'm filming him,

609
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: and he goes, I have the video and he goes no, no, no, no,

610
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: no no no, and he's like, you can't show your mother.

611
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: And then my mom called me the next day. The

612
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: first thing she says, and she goes, I heard your

613
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: dad was grinding on twenty two year old girls.

614
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 4: That it's important.

615
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: And then she was like, that's cool because we're swingers.

616
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: That might not be That's how I found it. Now

617
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: they're not, they're not.

618
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: Wait wait, so your dad told your mom before you

619
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: sent the video or did you see me?

620
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: He you know, asked me the classic move where you

621
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: out yourself first. Yeah, yeah, look, I'm gonna send. I

622
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna wrap my dad out, you know, but he

623
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: didn't know. He wasn't sure he got ahead of it.

624
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 5: That's also one of my favorite moments of all time

625
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 5: is we're on the way home in a van with

626
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 5: your dad blasting pink Floyd.

627
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 7: Teachers leave those kids alone whatever.

628
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 5: And you know how like they say and they go teachers,

629
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 5: but you're dad kept coming in early and being.

630
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:07,479
Speaker 1: Like teaching, no teaching, Nope, no, son of a bitch.

631
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: Teachers leave those kids alone. It was crazy. That's a baby,

632
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: that's grave.

633
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,719
Speaker 7: And then listing the drugs here he may or may

634
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 7: not have done.

635
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were like, whoa what the dad was like,

636
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: I did PCP tonight. Yeah, yeah, oh I god, I

637
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: could lift this whole truck up. I still got the

638
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: fleetly right here. You want a little bit of that.

639
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they were gone in the morning, like

640
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 5: super dude.

641
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: We couldn't find his friend. Remember his friend went missing.

642
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: They went to your old friend, Scotty just went missing.

643
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: And then we found him at four am, sleeping in

644
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: his truck like this, and we were calling him, remember

645
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: we were calling him Scotty the body.

646
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: And so after we found him, were like, we found

647
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 2: the body.

648
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: We found the body.

649
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 6: What would have been so cool?

650
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 3: For the whole time we were like, dude, look at

651
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: Scotti's out of the body, and then that morning he

652
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: was dead.

653
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been a different shit so cool

654
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: is the right phrase? Different? You would have been like,

655
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: oh fuck, we found the body.

656
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, this story would have ended a little different. We'd

657
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 3: be like, and now a moment of silence for Scott.

658
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 5: He was so sunburned though you wouldn't know he was

659
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 5: dead for like several days.

660
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 6: Why did he fall asleep? And fucking dude, you know why?

661
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 1: You know why?

662
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: Because he was ready to drive. Dude, he was in

663
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: the car ready to the driver this morning.

664
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,479
Speaker 1: And that's what. Because I called him the next day

665
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: because they were gone before we woke up. And then

666
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: they were like just such an old man thing. They're like, yeah,

667
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to hit the road before traffic, right right. What. Meanwhile,

668
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: You're like, you're driving to Omaha, Nebraska from Austin, Texas. Yeah, dude, yeah,

669
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: you have twelve hours ahead of him.

670
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm telling you by eight am, Austin to Omaha

671
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: is a parking lot.

672
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

673
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 3: We're lucky we got out of there before seven thirty,

674
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 3: especially during south By when everybody's on the go.

675
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 6: Scotty, the body.

676
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: We found the body. We found the body. Thank god,

677
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: we found the body. Isaac.

678
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: I went through this pretty freaking quick. Can I get

679
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 3: a fucking beer out of here? Brother, Isaac, Isaac.

680
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 6: I need a m F and beer.

681
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: Dude, he's coming. He's just uh, we just bring a

682
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: whole round, a whole round. Hey, give it up for Isaac.

683
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 6: Thank you? Brother?

684
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: Should he show his nips or what's the deal? Come on,

685
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: wi him out? Come on.

686
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 6: Tonight is the night where sexual harassment doesn't county.

687
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: Translucent nips?

688
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 6: What do you say? He wants to eat my buttthole?

689
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 8: What?

690
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: Somebody?

691
00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: What?

692
00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: I heard?

693
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 6: I like how?

694
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,239
Speaker 5: He's like, no, I'm gonna shout it again, Honey, I'm

695
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 5: gonna enunciate this time.

696
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: She's like, I wish you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't.

697
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 1: And this is my kinda like this, h Mary Mary,

698
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: Mary mayor.

699
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 7: Just just why don't you go home and don't go

700
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 7: into my closet where I keep my manifesto?

701
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: Fuck? Oh fuck fuck ah fuck.

702
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: He said, show us your buzzballs. I heard you, Bud.

703
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 3: I I can interpret blackout drunk. I'm really good.

704
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: You can speak blackout.

705
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 6: In blackout?

706
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: That was That was me last night when I was

707
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: like earlier in the night, I'm like absolutely no shots.

708
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: And then we took like three shots and at the

709
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: end they were like, do you guys want shots? And

710
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: I was like, absolutely, teachers, I'll take tea shots for

711
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: me and my friends. Please, yes, please, I'll take a shot.

712
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 6: Please seven younger hot.

713
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 3: He said, seven Jaeger shots And he said please, he

714
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: said please.

715
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm black out drunk, but I'm I'm very.

716
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 6: Polite, very polite, blackout drunk.

717
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do you are?

718
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: You're super happy, happy dude when you gets, I'd say

719
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 1: all of us are pretty happy. But Blake, uh, Blake

720
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: and Dallas kept kissing on me, oh boy, oh really

721
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: kiss on the bussy. Yeah he got. He made like

722
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: a speech about what a good guy I am and

723
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: he's like hanging on to me and he's like, I

724
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: did see you guys are sweet. That's sweet, that's sweet.

725
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 3: I also did that in San Jose. Do I do

726
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 3: that in every city?

727
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 7: I think I was thinking, San Jose, here comes your

728
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 7: San Jose kiss?

729
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: Have you gotten your Austin kiss yet?

730
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 6: Here's here's Yeah.

731
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 3: My whole goal of the tour is to kiss my

732
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 3: best friends in every city.

733
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: And you and you asked the gay question, It's all

734
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: making sense.

735
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 8: Get over here.

736
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: So you guys don't fight each other when you get

737
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: black out drunk anymore?

738
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: What's up with that? No, the only person that would

739
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: fight is you, Kyle. It doesn't happen when I'm That's

740
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: why we are still degenerate alcoholics. And you had to stop. Yeah,

741
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: you would always wake up and you're like, why are

742
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: my knuckles bloody? And you're like, I gotta dry wall

743
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: the hallway again. Well, good for you, guys. I'm glad

744
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: you can do it. That's cool. Cheers to you.

745
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll drink to that.

746
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: Are you gonna drink to that? What do you? What

747
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: do you drink?

748
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 6: Like?

749
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: Just like water? Or what I drink?

750
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 8: Water?

751
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: Bro cheers me. This is a classic. This is a

752
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: go go. This is a Red Bull vodka mixed with

753
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: soda water. Right, I'm still gonna have a heart attack,

754
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: but I gotta I gotta cut it a little bit

755
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: with the soda water.

756
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 6: You know, right right?

757
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: Right? Classic, go go?

758
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 3: You're a you're a Red Bull guy over just monster?

759
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, monster energy fucking wrong to a monster?

760
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: Why don't you do monster? And and and what is

761
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: else is in there? Vodka?

762
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: Said? What are you drinking over there? Coffee? Dude, Well,

763
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: I mean, any energy drink will do, but there's there's

764
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: sugar free Red Bulls here. So that's why I fucking

765
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: pound you know?

766
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 6: Is that a boss move? Like?

767
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 3: How come no one goes up to the bar tender

768
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: and says, let me get a vodka Monster?

769
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: Almost all bars do not carry that.

770
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 5: But I'll be honest, haven't you always been pissed when

771
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 5: you're like, I'll take a Red Bull vodka and they're like,

772
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 5: we've got rock Star.

773
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 6: Oh, like that's rare.

774
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: I do want to smack someone when when that happens, well,

775
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: only if the bartenders wearing like a very flat bill

776
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: baseball cap. Oh yeah, then that's the only time that

777
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: happens when you when they have Monster and Rockstar, the

778
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: flatter the ball cap, the more likely they're having Rockstar energy.

779
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 5: Totally, you check out the bartender and you go, I'm

780
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 5: not even gonna ask, dude.

781
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 1: The worst is like now we stay I mean, we're

782
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: bouche asshole. We say like nice ass hotels and you're like,

783
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: I sit like this, I'll take a Red Bull vodka

784
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: and they're like, we don't have energy drinks right, Like.

785
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's a fucking it's tough to get a

786
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 6: shot at Jaeger at some of these.

787
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: Places, they're like, we have a celsius.

788
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 3: I hate it when people are judgmental about my Yaeger

789
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 3: intake where I'm like, yo, can I get a shot

790
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: at Yeager and they're like this isn't college man.

791
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: Well, dude, that was last night. When we got Jaeger

792
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: at white Horse, they were like, Jaeger. I had to

793
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: say it like three times. I was like, Jaegermeister, and

794
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: he's like, Jaeger. Sorry, it sounds like you said Jaeger.

795
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like why I might have been saying, like, yeah, right,

796
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: he's there's Adam Nevine is here. He's shouting anger at everybody.

797
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: Anger eight shots.

798
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 5: Anger man, by the way, shout out to the bouncer

799
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 5: who was like six thousand feet tall and for some

800
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 5: reason still had the feeling that he needed to like

801
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 5: push and touch everyone that he walked past, like we're

802
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 5: all moving, I step aside, and he like reaches to

803
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 5: be like move it.

804
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: Face. Well, I think I think for you, you know how

805
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: like other big guys have to check other big guys

806
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, I guess I think probably he

807
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: just saw your bos big guy, and was like, I

808
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: gotta before this guy gets out of control. I gotta

809
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: let him know I can shove him. I'm also a

810
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: big guy. They just let me run about. They're like,

811
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: look at this little fella. Right he went and I

812
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: got in his hand and then he put me on

813
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: the stage and he's like sing something for the people,

814
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: and I was like, please don't sell the music. I've

815
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,479
Speaker 1: done that at like tax shows. Dude, it's so fun

816
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: that comes out. Please. I like the idea of I

817
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: like the idea. Go ahead.

818
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 3: I was about to because every time it's like Adam

819
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 3: has to stand up.

820
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's what I was going for to teachers.

821
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 6: Okay, it goes out.

822
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, Adam is gonna be like just shooting side.

823
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: I like, don't do it. Yeah, I won't do it.

824
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 1: I want to do it again. I'm getting lactic acid

825
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: in my legs and I won't do it again. I

826
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: feel like I've been skiing all morning. Please stop.

827
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 6: That's the last one.

828
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: Please stop. Oh that's like Simon says, I was ready.

829
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: I like that. It brings people so much joy. The

830
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: please don't stop the music. That is cool, Rihanna. It

831
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: is it's a it's a fun mixed bag of like

832
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: people that know pitch Perfect and people that yeah wow,

833
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: but the specific workaholic fans that detest it that are

834
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: like You'll, I'll meet them out and about in the

835
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: world and the guy will be like, holy shit, bro,

836
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: keep it sleezy, tight butthole. And then the girl will

837
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: be like, uh, how is fan amy And it'll be like,

838
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, Diane, I'm talking about sleazy. We're

839
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: keeping it sleezy, talking about tight buttholes with him loosele loose.

840
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 2: That is that is cool that you got like it

841
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 2: all covered. That's amazing.

842
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 6: Wait, how many people likes pitch Perfect?

843
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

844
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 7: Okay, whose buttholes are tight?

845
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: Mind? You notice a more guttural noise from the buttholes? Yeah?

846
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 6: And how many people saw me as a judge on

847
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 6: is It Cake?

848
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: I saw that Damn. I saw that ship, Blake. I

849
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: watched that ship when I was in Hawaii. It was sick.

850
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: Thanks bro, rather not.

851
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 6: That's like my biggest credit.

852
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: Jesus No, you're in that episode of Entourage. That is true.

853
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 3: That was very that was very early, and all I

854
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 3: had to do was like ask for a condom and

855
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 3: I couldn't get the fucking lines right, and Jeremy Piven

856
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 3: was fucking pissed.

857
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: You don't want to be on that guy's bad side.

858
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: What did he? What did he do? He had a line?

859
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 3: It was like in Entourage, you like like they cared

860
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 3: about the words a lot, like you had to say

861
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 3: your lines.

862
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: Ry, What a beautifully written show that was? Where is

863
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: like what fucking cheeks we banging tonight? Vince hold on? Nope,

864
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 1: that's not right. It's actually babes.

865
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 9: You said, chicks will take it again.

866
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 1: We'll take it again.

867
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry to say, like, yo, dude, is it cool

868
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 3: if I like rip a condom from you or something?

869
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 3: And they're like, actually, wasn't that, but go ahead it definitely.

870
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 3: I definitely said rip because I was like, nobody said,

871
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: was it dude?

872
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: The condom ripped? That is confusing. You ripped a condom.

873
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: They're like, uh, well, you don't want to torn condom,

874
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 1: you want a condom. That is fully really weird.

875
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 3: It wasn't even that where they got hung up on.

876
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 3: They were like, not a condom, it's that condom from

877
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: you or something. And then like I just it wasn't

878
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 3: clicking in my brain and I just remember Jeremy Piven.

879
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 6: He's in the car during the scene. He's just going,

880
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 6: come on, Blake.

881
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I was.

882
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 10: He probably had a dinner reservation. It was like, I

883
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 10: was really scared of him. How many at least I

884
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 10: knew your name? Well, dude, he was he was Ari Gold.

885
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: Dude. That guy was intimidating.

886
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was probably in care is probably a character.

887
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: But I I eventually got the line, and I didn't

888
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 3: get cut out of that episode.

889
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: So that's pretty that's good.

890
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 2: That's good because you do get cut out of stuff happens.

891
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 6: I have been cut out of a lot of things,

892
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 6: a lot of commercials.

893
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: McDonald's commercial.

894
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 6: Got cut out of a McDonald's commercial.

895
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah you got. I don't remember this one. I'm moving

896
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: back to Concord. I wish I had a piano, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

897
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 6: It was like one of the So I got a McDonald's.

898
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 1: Commercial, and that's a restaurant chain.

899
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, they sell hamburgers and nuggets kind of yes, yeah,

900
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 3: sort of okay, but I remember that it shot really early.

901
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 3: I had to be on set like at five am.

902
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 6: And he doesn't do good like that, And a lot

903
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 6: of times when you're shooting a commercial.

904
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: It was like a it was like a big campaign.

905
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: So they were knocking out like six commercials in one

906
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: day or something. So there was a lot of like

907
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 3: waiting and I don't think I was on set till

908
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 3: like noon or whatever. And I was super tired, falling asleep.

909
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'll try coffee for the first time.

910
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: And what do you mean for the first time? Did you? No?

911
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 6: Fuck, it's just coming out of it.

912
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 8: It just sorry, no, it was me.

913
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: No, I didn't Okay, sorry.

914
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 3: But I had never I had never had hot coffee

915
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 3: before in my life. Just like, I'm like, I have

916
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 3: to I have to stay up.

917
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: Is the end of the story, you ship your pants

918
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: and they cut you out of make.

919
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 3: Literally they're like, all right, Blake, it's your it's your

920
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 3: time to go on set. And right when they said that,

921
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 3: it just went.

922
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh fuck. It was like one

923
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 6: of those coffee ships where you're like you have to

924
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 6: catch it.

925
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 3: I was like, ahne catch I was like, can I

926
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: use the restroom?

927
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, I wish you didn't have to.

928
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, no, had eleven hours to take a ship.

929
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 3: You could have been using the restroom for literally six hours.

930
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 3: I was like, I have to so right there, so

931
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 3: I went, I fucking shit my brains out, so and

932
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 3: when I got to set, the director was just like,

933
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 3: here's this guy holding the shoe, and uh, I think

934
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 3: for that reason and not my performance, because my performance

935
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 3: was very good.

936
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: What was your performances a McDonald's commercial. Aren't you just

937
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: holding a cheeseburger.

938
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 6: Going like no, it's like, oh shit, I won the

939
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 6: monopoly game.

940
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 2: You said ship Well, yeah, bro, you know, just keep

941
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 2: changing the scripts at these jogs.

942
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: Bro, people like this stuff. You're cut out. You're cut out.

943
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I won the monopoly thing. Oh fucking ship dog.

944
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: I just ripped this monopoly thing and I won this shit.

945
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: This is crazy, yo, I just took twelve hours. Actually,

946
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: are just supposed to hand her five dollars and say

947
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: take the bag and say thank you. But you added

948
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: a monopoly element.

949
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually, actually we haven't done the monopoly in ten years.

950
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 3: And you said tickets. It's weird that that's what you

951
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: remember about McDonald's.

952
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: Blake brought his own old ass box as a prop.

953
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: He's like, oh fucking sh yeah. Blake comes out of

954
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: the trailer dressed as Ronald and they're like, that's not

955
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: the commercial at all. Ward and terrifying, dude, why is

956
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: the ship pouring out of your your left pant leg,

957
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: It's landing in your fucking huge red shoe. What's going on?

958
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: I've told this story on the pot of me getting

959
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: kicked out of or the cut out of the Domino's

960
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,439
Speaker 1: commercial because my yeah, my my ass was too big.

961
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: Not necessarily good, but just too big. They didn't say

962
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: it was good big, they were just like, his ass

963
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: looks huge in those pants. We don't want our Dominoes

964
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: associated with that fat ass. What's weird?

965
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: That's harassment. I think you have a lawsuit. That's fucking harassment.

966
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 7: Bro.

967
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then they're gonna put like ice spice in

968
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 5: their latest Domino's commercial and you're gonna be like irate, dude.

969
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: We were we were talking backstage about how much we

970
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 3: love ice spice.

971
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 5: We usually backstage, we're in separate quarters, we never see

972
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 5: each other, and then right before show we're like fine, yeah, And.

973
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 6: I texted the guys, the Fellows, and I'm like, hey,

974
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 6: you guys want to get together and just talk about

975
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 6: ice spies.

976
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: We'll see I wasn't there when we talked about this,

977
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,720
Speaker 1: because I actually just saw a video of Ice Spice

978
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, who the fuck is this?

979
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 3: This partoon characters, she's she's the best performer of all time?

980
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't she just have a red donald McDonald's.

981
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 8: This is this is it? Though?

982
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 7: But dude, then I was saying, like before Ice Spice

983
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 7: and it's great and we like that everyone had everyone

984
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 7: had to dance before, like your Janet Jackson's, your Madonna's,

985
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 7: your Britney Spears is she just kind of shakes and

986
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 7: it's better than all of them somehow?

987
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 2: Is it like because it's like the most confident thing

988
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: you can do on stage, the most confident thing on stage.

989
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 6: No, it's because she has huge tits in a big ass.

990
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay to the bathroom. Does she do music? Yeah?

991
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: But who this person is? When she wraps, she just

992
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: puts like a hand here and just does this And

993
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: you're like, I love it best best ever. Goat the Goat.

994
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: I I call her Ice Goats. And that's how you

995
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: know I'm young and cool. Hey, son, I don't know

996
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: who you. I don't know who that is.

997
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 5: She's like the Brendan Hansen of rap who Swimmer I

998
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 5: named an hour ago?

999
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: Oh dope? Well, can you play an Ice Spy song?

1000
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 2: Like?

1001
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: Is what would I know?

1002
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 6: There's there's probably no way that even if I play it,

1003
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 6: you're gonna know what it is, Adam.

1004
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 1: You only know Blink album? Yeah? Well, I like great

1005
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: music sounds like, wait, is she on the new Blink album? Yeah?

1006
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: Is she Tom DeLong or not?

1007
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll play a ice Spice song and.

1008
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: Then but I'm shaking and we're just getting Dennie. Okay,

1009
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: So she's basically wiping her ass back to front and

1010
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,479
Speaker 1: we're all in agreement that that's dope.

1011
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: And well, she's standing and wiping her ass, so she

1012
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 2: might be a three points answer.

1013
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 6: He guess what you get points for that, bud.

1014
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 3: She is publicly wiping her ass back to front, wiping

1015
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 3: her ass in it. And that is actually what the

1016
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 3: term ice spice means.

1017
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 7: Right, yeah, because starts off nice and cool, a little spicy.

1018
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I actually that's actually what I did on

1019
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 6: the on the set of the McDonald's commercial, and that's

1020
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 6: that's probably why I got cut cut out of it.

1021
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: You're like, can I rip a condom?

1022
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 7: Adam Spice and Jeremy Pivom is like, come on, Blake, Blake,

1023
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 7: what up?

1024
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 6: I won the Monopoly game.

1025
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: Wait.

1026
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 5: Hearing you guys say come on, Blake made me realize

1027
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 5: how good your impression was when you said it, because

1028
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 5: it did sound like pivot.

1029
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: Really? Can we get it one more time?

1030
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 6: Oh? I lost it?

1031
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: Immediate, get back into it. You can do this. You're

1032
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: an actor.

1033
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 7: I just.

1034
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 5: Go back.

1035
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: I get it. And this is why you're cut out

1036
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: of things. You lose your confidence, but I know you haven't.

1037
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: Let's get the spotlight and the other take us down.

1038
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: Please take us down. Okay, rolling, Jeremy, Okay, you're on.

1039
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: Say you're hitting your mark? Rolling sound speeds and.

1040
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 6: I'm going to.

1041
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: Get it too quick? Okay, roll? Are we rolling? I think?

1042
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: Hold on here, rolling, I got two minutes of tape.

1043
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: You better hit this, Blake, sound speed. We're going into

1044
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: grace and I just came my pants. You did it

1045
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: too soon. You gotta wait for action, buddy. Rolling sound

1046
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: speeds and still rolling action. Come on, Blake, Nope, let's

1047
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: take it again. Try it one more time and action?

1048
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 6: Is it cool? If I rip a condom from you?

1049
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: Wait? Are you doing well?

1050
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 11: Blake?

1051
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: You're not doing you're suppo to be doing.

1052
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: Especially we're gonna be pivot. Do you need somebody to

1053
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 2: feed the camera the line off camera? And here we go,

1054
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: Uh hey, can I rip a condom from you?

1055
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: It's cake, it's cake, it's cake, cake, and you're cut

1056
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: out the scene, blakeft, So what did you think was

1057
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: gonna happen? I thought he was gonna be doing the

1058
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: command Blake line. Yeah, well that's what we had established,

1059
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: that he was gonna be Jeremy Pivet and say do

1060
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: the comm on Blake as well as he did it

1061
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: the first time, because it was a great impression. Yeah, sorry, guys.

1062
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: And then then he kind of froze. He got really sweaty,

1063
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: got really sweaty as soon as the spot I came

1064
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: on him. And then we were doing our pivots and

1065
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: come on, Blake.

1066
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 6: Heard the news today, Oh God, got cut out of

1067
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 6: the commercial, the McDonald's commercial.

1068
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: In the dirt. It hurts so.

1069
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 6: Sorry, guys.

1070
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: If I had a piano.

1071
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 3: Right now, for that would have been sick, dude. I

1072
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 3: wish we could wheel out a piano every now and then.

1073
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 3: It would be cool to have a piano on stage just.

1074
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,479
Speaker 1: To hit that yeah. Maybe.

1075
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 9: Have you ever been cut out of ending? I have

1076
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 9: ever been cut out? No, just fired off entire projects.

1077
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1078
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 5: No, wait, I was cut out of bucket, a Paul

1079
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 5: Thomas Anderson movie called Uh Inherent Vice. You can see

1080
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 5: my body, you just can't see my face, which is

1081
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 5: a choice and I respect it.

1082
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1083
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 3: People will be like, oh, well just take the body. Thanks,

1084
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 3: we're watching this movie that's very serious?

1085
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: Is that the drs totally taken out of this Joaquin

1086
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 1: Phoenix vehicle.

1087
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 2: Now, dude, I got hired to act one time. Yeah,

1088
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: and I got cut out of it.

1089
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 8: What was that?

1090
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: Well, you're my favorite actress, so this doesn't make any

1091
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: sense for me. It makes no sense. It made no sense.

1092
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: They played an ambulance driver on the series finale of

1093
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: What the Fuck was It? It was CSI, Its c

1094
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 1: s I, and I guess I sucked. I don't. I

1095
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: don't know what's up. Well, I shaved my entire face

1096
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: for the fucking role. Well that's why, that's why they

1097
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: asked me to I did what they asked. Oh really, yeah.

1098
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 2: I was being a good actor and listening to the

1099
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 2: director and the producers and all that, and then they

1100
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 2: were like.

1101
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 9: Wait, so did they go, wha, you shaved? Why do

1102
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 9: you think that has anything to do with it.

1103
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 6: I'm just saying I did that shaved and they went, oh,

1104
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 6: you have three chins?

1105
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I had to get him into hair and

1106
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: makeup and get it back on him. Do you remember

1107
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: when I did your friend's student film and this is

1108
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: like the first thing I did. I was like eighteen

1109
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: years old or nineteen, yeah, and you were like, it

1110
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: was a your friend's student film at LA Film School

1111
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: and your friend was casting the role of hottest man

1112
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: in the world. Yes, and then he's such a good

1113
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: roommate and friend that he goes, I got just the guy, yep.

1114
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: And then my pudgy ass shows up to work and

1115
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 1: I remember the director being like, this is the guy.

1116
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.

1117
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: But we were like it was so booty, dude.

1118
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: We were onlike the corner of a parking garage and

1119
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 2: it was supposed to be a fancy restaurant.

1120
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 6: To wait, it was a It was a garage dressed

1121
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 6: as a restaurant.

1122
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 2: I was the fucking production designer on that, So I

1123
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: was like hanging streamers.

1124
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 6: They're like, yo, Kyle, so here's the deal. We need

1125
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 6: a really hot guy and we need a fancy restaurant

1126
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 6: and you're like, I've got Adam and a garage.

1127
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what I can give you tomorrow. Cool brain.

1128
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: I just remember him being like, so he's the hottest

1129
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: guy in the world. Okay, yeah, I had this similar thing.

1130
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 7: I always forget this actually happened, but I was in

1131
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 7: a kid rock music video.

1132
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah hot, hot like a boxer, aren't you. Yeah.

1133
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 5: So my buddy, who's handsome and fucking sliced, was like, hey, uh,

1134
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 5: they're looking for somebody super handsome, and I'm like, all right,

1135
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 5: I'll keep my eyes open.

1136
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 6: He's like, no, bro, I'm talking to you.

1137
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: And then I got he's like a few years from now,

1138
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: PTA is gonna look at that body specifically go and

1139
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: be like I gotta have it. That's a frame with it.

1140
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 5: And so we get there. I'm like I'm just doing

1141
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 5: push ups all night. But we get there the next

1142
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 5: day and they go, okay, shirt's.

1143
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: Off, we're gonna oil you up. And I was just

1144
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: like fuck and like I take the shirt off, and

1145
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: you definitely see people go yeah, well, oil them up,

1146
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: oil them up, do whatever you can. I remember being

1147
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: excited that you were in that video. Yeah, and then

1148
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: watching the video and they like blurred you out. Well,

1149
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: it's like he's it was like a directorial choice. Again,

1150
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: I respect these I'm in the guild myself, so I

1151
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: respect their choice. We're like just a blurry figure in

1152
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: that background. You were just like most shadow you were

1153
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: like moving flesh, just sort of. Yeah, they ended up

1154
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: rotoscoping the whole thing.

1155
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's because there's his tists were so big they

1156
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 6: had to blur them.

1157
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 8: Right, so.

1158
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 4: Are huge.

1159
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 7: The video was like three story like it was like

1160
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 7: the dream whatever, dream day for each of the people.

1161
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 7: It's like Kid Rock had his, somebody else had theirs.

1162
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 7: And then like the like heavy set black drummer lady.

1163
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 5: This was her fantasy to see like two young white

1164
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 5: dudes killing each other in a pit. And I think

1165
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 5: I did overhear her say, nobody on a set has

1166
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 5: bigger tits than me. Get him out of here.

1167
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 6: I do think I heard that that's an American badass

1168
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 6: right there.

1169
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: I do think I heard that those things jiggle. Should

1170
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: we do some hot topics. Let's do it, baby, all

1171
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: stay hot topics. So Joey fat one, okay fat one

1172
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: or potone? It real? I think I've said fat one

1173
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: for so long that now I just say fat one.

1174
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 8: To be fair.

1175
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: It is spelled that way. It's like how we used

1176
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: to always misspell manyana manyana Like tomorrow, you guys would

1177
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: yea and we would say manyamblo. Just as being idiots.

1178
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: I've caught myself being like, all right, see manyamlow. Yeah

1179
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: it's not right, sorry, bro. So Joey fat one forty

1180
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: six years old. He gets candid. By the way, pretty young.

1181
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: I thought they were older. Yeah that scared me.

1182
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1183
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: He gets his hair plugs and fat removal procedure, and

1184
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: he says men get stuffed done too his science. I mean, yeah,

1185
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: keep it a secret, bro. I agree with you. I

1186
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: think like we should be ashamed. Yeah, put the shame

1187
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: back in that. Yeah. We as a society, I feel

1188
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: like we need to have more shame, right, especially especially men.

1189
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,439
Speaker 1: Men should bottle everything up. Yeah.

1190
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 9: I don't know what you keep it bottled. I don't

1191
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:43,959
Speaker 9: know what could happen.

1192
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 6: Men should show no emotion. If you cry were a.

1193
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: Bit, you should have it bottled up and nothing bad

1194
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: will ever happen from them.

1195
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't like, this isn't like a dig or

1196
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 5: burn on Joey, but like you'd think he would have

1197
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 5: had like his one jacked phase.

1198
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 7: Right, I feel like everyone's having their jack phase stay

1199
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:14,600
Speaker 7: in it or like they fall back, but like goa,

1200
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 7: we all can't be Wisconsin from here.

1201
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: Appreciate that, Dad, I'm kidding my dad would. And he's like,

1202
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna redeem myself, honey, right, And he's like, Diane,

1203
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I'm gonna say something. I wish

1204
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: you would, I wish you wouldn't. I wish you wouldn't.

1205
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 6: I got it. I figured out.

1206
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to write something down so I don't fuck

1207
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: it up this time. So here, we all can't be

1208
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: Wisconsin swimmers, honey, you hold it well. I'm saying the

1209
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: bathroom and practice it. I'll be back at fifteen minutes.

1210
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: He was gone this whole time. Yeah, hopefully they don't

1211
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: cut me on the back room. It's been a bathroom

1212
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: by the merch booth. All can't be Wisconsin swim now. Yeah.

1213
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: But bro, I gotta give him credit. He was better

1214
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: than Blake on the set of Entourage. Yeah, hey, buddy, hey,

1215
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: and what can we give him points for that? In

1216
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: my you got some point the floodgates are over.

1217
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 6: Hey, I would never cut you out of my movie, buddy,

1218
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 6: there we go.

1219
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess he's had like a ton of

1220
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: shit done. He had his fat removed from his chin

1221
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: and stomach. We all can't be Wisconsin swears he's also

1222
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: gotten hair plugs. Dude. By the way, if I ever

1223
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: went bald, I'm getting I'm gonna ask Blake if I

1224
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: can plug his hair into my head. Oh a hair

1225
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,439
Speaker 1: transplant from Blake? Yeah?

1226
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 8: Cool?

1227
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: So I hope I only like loose the crown. So

1228
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: just up here.

1229
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 2: It's just like that would be unreal. Whoa if you

1230
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 2: could get different kinds of hair in your head. I

1231
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 2: think you can, like different colors and kinds and twists

1232
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 2: and turns.

1233
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: You just go to all your homies. You're like, I'm

1234
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: very interested in this car, I said, colors.

1235
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 6: Kind, twists and turns, Like people's hair is a Doctor

1236
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 6: Seuss book.

1237
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: What the are you talking about? That's what I want

1238
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 1: my head to be, Doctor Seuss does It wouldn't be

1239
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: tied if like you could go to your black friend

1240
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: and be like, yo, can I get some of your hair?

1241
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: And just you have like a sick ass, fucking black hair, dude,

1242
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: that's tight. So whenever you go like to like.

1243
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 5: A seven to eleven, the guy's like putting some cigarettes

1244
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 5: away and you're like, hey, can you help me, it

1245
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 5: turns around he just goes.

1246
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,439
Speaker 1: I would just look exactly like kid from Kid in Play, Yeah,

1247
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: just staring. Like, but you also like got some hair

1248
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: from Andrew Santino, So it's like, right, chock red this.

1249
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 6: I know you don't know who I Spice is, but

1250
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 6: she has a very orange haffro.

1251
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 4: So look that up.

1252
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: That's sick. I'm into this, dude. She's cool.

1253
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 6: You got to look her up.

1254
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 5: By the way, Joey footz own he only told us

1255
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 5: like half of the stuff he got done for sure.

1256
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, just just the hair plugs, and I

1257
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: had some fat removed and you're like, and also I

1258
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: had like a third nipple that I took off and

1259
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: raffing plants. Yeah, it just keeps going. Do you ever

1260
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: see the guys I got biceping plants and they just

1261
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: look it fucking insane? Dude. Yeah, but it's gross when

1262
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: someone gets biceping plants, that's like, weird, what is in there?

1263
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 8: What is that?

1264
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: It's a it's a breast implant. They put a breast

1265
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 1: implant in your bicepp.

1266
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 6: I thought it was just like breakfast burritos or something.

1267
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: I was joking. It is that, Oh no, I was, well,

1268
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: you know what, uh, Joey fatone? Good? I guess good

1269
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: for you. But I think as a society we should

1270
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 1: hold things in morse. So hit me with the blade. Yeah,

1271
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: now this is a fancy door? Is that the right?

1272
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: How you pronounce it? Your door? Released his skincare line

1273
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: for babies, Yeah, which includes two hundred and thirty dollars

1274
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 1: scented water and one hundred and fifteen dollar moisturizer. And

1275
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,439
Speaker 1: this is why people hate rich people, Like, fuck, yeah,

1276
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:14,960
Speaker 1: you don't need to do that. But who do you hate?

1277
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: Do you hate the people who make the product and

1278
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: the people who buy the products? The people who buy

1279
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: the product. So then this is fine, make it. That's great.

1280
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: What they're doing as a business is fine. That is true.

1281
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of fun. You know how people

1282
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: will only buy whatever the most expensive thing is, like

1283
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: rich assholes that they're like, I guess it's more expensive.

1284
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: It's if it's better, if it's more expensive, and like safer, Right,

1285
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: we should come out with like a thousand dollars fucking

1286
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: uh you got this?

1287
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 6: You got this?

1288
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: What did you say? Butthole buzzball? The buzzball? Either way,

1289
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: it sounds unbred.

1290
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 6: I would actually I'd drink one before I died.

1291
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: For sure. One thousand dollars buzzball.

1292
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like right before I fucking croak. I'm like, crack

1293
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 3: me open one of those thousand dollars?

1294
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: Is it like a I don't yeah, I don't understand.

1295
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 3: It's basically like you know, gold Schlogger where it had

1296
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 3: like the legs.

1297
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: Can I break some news to you? What you could

1298
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: drink that?

1299
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 8: Now?

1300
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 6: Oh shit?

1301
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? But the buzzball, yeah, a thousand dollars buzz Yeah,

1302
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: you could drink that. You don't have to wait till

1303
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: your day.

1304
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 6: You're good bucket to night's the night?

1305
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 1: Okay, well we don't have one hit me with it, yes, sir,

1306
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 1: so a delta flight attend. Did you burp again? I

1307
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,480
Speaker 1: did that time? Do we just have barbecue? It's like

1308
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 1: red bull burps, right, so it just kind of like hangs.

1309
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 2: But if that's the same smell that you smelled before,

1310
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 2: then definitely before you when you said you didn't burp,

1311
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 2: you did, yes, Well.

1312
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: It slips out. You know, sometimes you don't even know

1313
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 1: you're doing it. So do you know that you did it?

1314
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: Right now? I knew, but the first time I did

1315
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: not know. Okay, but we've now concluded that it was

1316
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: in fact you. I believe it is me. Good job,

1317
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: all right? Cool? Hey, then to truly can you stop?

1318
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: Oh it just came out.

1319
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 6: Fucking thing sucks hit me with him like, oh shit,

1320
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 6: I already did. Man, I'm looking at porno right now.

1321
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 8: Man.

1322
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: So, a Delta flight attendant threatens to have Grammy nominated

1323
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: gospel vocalist Bobby Storm cool name escorted from plane after

1324
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: she refuses to stop singing to passengers, Wait what she

1325
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 1: couldn't stop singing, dude? So they're like, you have to

1326
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,440
Speaker 1: leave the plane.

1327
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 2: That's a gift, and she's like, no, I'm never gonna

1328
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 2: stop singing cause the Lord.

1329
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: Fuck come down. I guess like other singers, you'd be like, well,

1330
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: funk off, you're being an asshole. Quit singing. But like

1331
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 1: she's like, God is telling me to yeh yo can

1332
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: argue with that.

1333
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 6: When the spirit said sing, you gotta sing and shout baby,

1334
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 6: that's it.

1335
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: How annoyed would Dursby if that one was sitting right

1336
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: behind him and instead of like a crying baby or

1337
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 1: a dog or something, it's just this woman being like hallelujah. Yeah,

1338
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, it's it depends. I got

1339
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: to hear the voice. Yeah, I bet it's beautiful.

1340
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1341
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 1: Well if she's if she's Grammy nominated, it had to

1342
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: be good.

1343
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,599
Speaker 6: Oh no, man, the Grammys are rigged?

1344
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: Are they rigged? Now that Dua Lipa fucking lost?

1345
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1346
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 4: Man?

1347
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:32,320
Speaker 6: What the fuck?

1348
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 3: The fact that Dua Lipa didn't win Best Song is Travist's.

1349
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 2: Lake Travis, Yeah, Travis be like, oh zip, they got ziplines.

1350
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,280
Speaker 6: I got to close out all my my porn taps.

1351
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 1: So a Disney guess allegedly okay, allegedly, allegedly.

1352
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:03,759
Speaker 3: I'm looking for it, Jesus Christ allegedly okay, allegedly poop

1353
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,679
Speaker 3: while waiting in line for rides.

1354
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 6: I get that was it? The first time drinking coffee?

1355
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: Hot coffee? It's the hot coffee part. Wait, so yeah.

1356
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:19,519
Speaker 1: So evidently two Disneyland custodial teamworkers known as cast members

1357
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: wrote about it in twenty fifteen book Cleaning the Kingdom

1358
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: Inside Our Tales of keeping Waltz dreams spotless? What are

1359
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 1: we doing now in society? Everybody guys talk about their

1360
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: hair plugs and custodio workers write books. Dude, that's what.

1361
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: Why do they think they believe people writing the books

1362
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: are buying the books?

1363
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 2: But also why do they have to shit in line?

1364
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 2: You could just have somebody hold your space, right? Can't

1365
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 2: you still do that? Or no?

1366
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 6: Dude, no, I empathize with this person.

1367
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,720
Speaker 1: I get it, man, Okay, please elaborate. Tell me why

1368
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,799
Speaker 1: they don't you get.

1369
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 6: A bad cup of Joe? You can't? You got a ship?

1370
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 6: You gotta ship.

1371
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 5: I almost ship. I shipped my pants at south By Southwest.

1372
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,839
Speaker 5: We've told the story on the Converse pop up sometimes

1373
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 5: I remember that what.

1374
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 6: The freaking ware tell your nepos, buddy, I do kind

1375
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 6: of want to hear it what you ship.

1376
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 5: It was just like we were drinking beer, beer, beer,

1377
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 5: beer beer, right, so you know what happens to the body.

1378
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 5: And it was like a weird setup, you know, that's

1379
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,760
Speaker 5: everything's kind of like pop ups. And so I went

1380
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 5: in the bathroom that had like no sink and no

1381
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 5: garbage can, and like had my underwear just like fuck,

1382
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 5: And so I put them back on and went to

1383
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 5: another bathroom that I had someone told me had like

1384
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:45,479
Speaker 5: the garbage can, took them back off, did a whole thing,

1385
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 5: and then like put them at the bottom, covered it up.

1386
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 1: And I had a great time in aus And I

1387
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 1: like how ashamed you were in that moment. You're like

1388
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 1: hiding the underwear. You're like, no one can ever know

1389
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,200
Speaker 1: about this, and then ten years later you're just telling

1390
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: thousands of people that, ay.

1391
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 6: Man, well, the fact of the matter is we can't

1392
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,400
Speaker 6: all be Wisconsin.

1393
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 1: So you guys have some hot, hot cues and we

1394
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 1: got some sweet sweet a questions. You got questions. Sorry,

1395
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what Laura wants to know. What's the

1396
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: weirdest ship you've ever seen at a Hollywood party?

1397
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 2: Hollywood partest ship, the weirdest, Oh, dude, I know, I know,

1398
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 2: I know.

1399
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 1: I saw one time.

1400
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 2: I saw this fucking wild dude jump off a fucking

1401
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 2: roof and break his back on a fucking beer pong table.

1402
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: I saw that same thing. It was fucking insane, dude.

1403
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 3: The Halloween no Hollywood Hollywood Oh, I thought they said Halloween.

1404
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 4: Future?

1405
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 8: Was there?

1406
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,360
Speaker 1: Trash talk?

1407
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 4: Was there?

1408
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,759
Speaker 6: Halloween Hollywood Party?

1409
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: We're not really invited to a lot of Hollywood party.

1410
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: I did see god, I can't remember his name, Tom Hanksey,

1411
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:21,360
Speaker 1: the baby I saw other than that at a Hollywood party. Uh,

1412
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: Kathy Bates blowing Henry Winkler. Yeah, I just saw that

1413
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: one time. So yeah, that's just Hollywood. Yeah, that's weird.

1414
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: That's just Hollywood. Yeah, what cool? So you see like, oh, dude,

1415
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,000
Speaker 1: at a Hollywood party. I saw Guy Pearce.

1416
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 6: I was there during the filming of Colin Ferrell's sex tape.

1417
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 5: Hollywood Bructure, the drug Structure was one time with a

1418
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 5: Hollywood park man.

1419
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 6: What are you gonna do? Cut me out of the

1420
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 6: fucking podcast?

1421
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:57,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, good buddy.

1422
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:01,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1423
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,560
Speaker 1: So Abraham aka a b he wants to know is

1424
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: there any truth to the Durs and if so, we'll

1425
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: find out tonight? Say it? Find it? Yeah, to a degree, Yeah,

1426
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 1: I feel Durs gets to a level and suddenly you're like,

1427
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: uh oh, yeah, the Durs is steering the ship tonight. Yeah.

1428
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 1: I mean the first time you guys met, you guys

1429
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: like fistfought each other.

1430
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:32,719
Speaker 2: And living true, that's true, and you were in probably

1431
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 2: full DURS form that night, right. If I was in

1432
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 2: full piss my bed for him, you were in full DM.

1433
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:42,840
Speaker 2: I well, just didn't defend myself a little bit. I

1434
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,719
Speaker 2: think I was being kind of normal, maybe not fully normal.

1435
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 5: Uh, but you definitely just had come inside from fighting Adam, Yeah,

1436
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:53,120
Speaker 5: and had never met me. And I was going through

1437
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,640
Speaker 5: your DVDs looking for my Jamie Fox. I might need

1438
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 5: security DVD, yeah, because I was gonna leave. And then

1439
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 5: you were like, we was taking our DVDs.

1440
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: You cannot take those. Those are Adam's French DVDs.

1441
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 9: He can't be like that DVD belongs to Adam's friend.

1442
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I think of that friend we just met,

1443
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 5: who were at least acquaintances, if not comedic muses at this.

1444
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 1: Moment comedic amuses. I'm writing for him.

1445
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 2: And then I let you walk out the door. And

1446
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 2: I did piss the foods on that night. So now

1447
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:28,880
Speaker 2: that's when the Kyle comes out.

1448
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 1: I feel like the durs is more than Kyle.

1449
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1450
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh maybe there was. Yeah. Yeah. Stephanie Minehart would

1451
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: like to know there, she says there, hang on what

1452
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,919
Speaker 1: she says. There is a talent scout in the audience,

1453
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 1: and it may or may not be me. Okay, give

1454
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: me your best dance moves. That was Austin. Austin Osborne

1455
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: wants to know. Did Blake pay each one of you

1456
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,280
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars from the Grammy bet that du A

1457
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 1: Lipa's song would win Song of the Year. Speaking of win,

1458
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: he bet each of us one hundred dollars, right, and

1459
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: du A Lipa would win I would win Best Song.

1460
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 8: Of the Year.

1461
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 1: And it didn't win, and you did not pay us, Blake. Yeah,

1462
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 1: I never I never received my cash.

1463
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1464
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 3: Well, I think if you listen back to that episode,

1465
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 3: you guys were acting real silly and and we we

1466
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 3: what Wow.

1467
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,800
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote this? Motherfucker? Wait what we were think?

1468
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 7: Wait?

1469
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, wait wait? Who what's the name who wrote that?

1470
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,120
Speaker 1: Austin Osborne?

1471
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 6: Austin Osborne?

1472
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 1: Fuck you dog?

1473
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 6: What are you doing?

1474
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 1: Broh Hey, it seems like it's just three hundred dollars.

1475
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,920
Speaker 1: I feel like you could just peel a few bills

1476
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: off for your homies. You lost a bet, Maybe you

1477
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,719
Speaker 1: pay up pay your homies.

1478
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 6: Okay, tomorrow what what I'm gonna look into that?

1479
01:15:58,520 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god?

1480
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 7: All right, cool, you.

1481
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: Gotta go to a cash machine, looking out dog?

1482
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1483
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 3: Thanks, Austin fucking so Natty Light wants to know now

1484
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 3: is that your birth name?

1485
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 1: If you could all invite anyone into a circle jerk,

1486
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:21,800
Speaker 1: what the fuck? We this is our fall, We did

1487
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 1: this to ourselves.

1488
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 2: Who would it be? Uh wait, how many people are

1489
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:29,240
Speaker 2: in this? Oh, it's just are we naming the crew

1490
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 2: or are we naming those?

1491
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we're in a circle jerk. Are we

1492
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: watching like wild things or like we're just jerking off

1493
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:37,680
Speaker 1: looking at each other?

1494
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 2: Like what.

1495
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna plead the fifth.

1496
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 6: I would just say the whole fire team fire Fireman team.

1497
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're known as Fireman Team. That doesn't seem real.

1498
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 1: Definitely gonna be a mechanic shop. It's gonna take place

1499
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 1: if you would have to go someone like kind of funny, right,

1500
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 1: like like d L. Hugley Man. So you're having a

1501
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,720
Speaker 1: good I can't believe I'm here because of that thing

1502
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 1: from Austin. Dude, It's like, I can't believe I have

1503
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 1: to be in this circle jerk with you guys like

1504
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,640
Speaker 1: Bernie Max there. Oh sorry, r I P right. I

1505
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 1: said that.

1506
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 8: So that Mac.

1507
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,639
Speaker 5: I feel like I would make it like a business move.

1508
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 5: It'd be like Steven Spielberg. Oh you know, and I

1509
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 5: would be like soft pitching him, like yeah, so it's

1510
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:29,439
Speaker 5: it's not necessarily time travel per se.

1511
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:35,240
Speaker 1: But there are dimensions, okay, and or something to that effect.

1512
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 1: That's great.

1513
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,839
Speaker 2: Turn a circle jerk into a networking looks like ET's

1514
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 2: finger and lights off and.

1515
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 1: E T bone home. Okay, you said.

1516
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 6: Turn a circle jerk into a networking thing, but that

1517
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,680
Speaker 6: is what circle jerks are.

1518
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 1: Come on right, yeah, I'm sorry.

1519
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't get out of us, out of

1520
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 3: the circle jerk with everybody's number and business card?

1521
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 6: Did you even circle jerk at that trint?

1522
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we're done. Can you hand me your business card?

1523
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 1: Here's mine, there's my car.

1524
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:16,080
Speaker 6: You're a manager at Ike Sandwiches School.

1525
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna come over there, Come over there, schloss.

1526
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,160
Speaker 6: A lot of sandwich makers here, that's radd.

1527
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,920
Speaker 1: Wait you you were you drive for FedEx?

1528
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 9: I thought you were a CEO of some sort of FedEx.

1529
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: But okay, size package, Big Big Daddy Pap would like

1530
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:39,080
Speaker 1: to know what is the angriest you've been at each

1531
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:44,040
Speaker 1: other on set and what caused it? What is it

1532
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,559
Speaker 1: with the angriest we've been at each other on set

1533
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:47,560
Speaker 1: and what caused it.

1534
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 9: I don't think there was ever a fight anger.

1535
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: You know, we might get a little annoyed by each

1536
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:55,160
Speaker 1: other or whatever. But yeah, but have we ever been angry?

1537
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: I mean no, dude.

1538
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 6: It almost seems like we're hiding this.

1539
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,080
Speaker 1: This isn't this wasn't angry.

1540
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 5: And this was kind of funny because it was a

1541
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 5: it was a bummer of a day for Adam and

1542
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,280
Speaker 5: I was directing an episode.

1543
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 6: Wait are we gonna cry?

1544
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't think so.

1545
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,840
Speaker 5: And you had a scene with like a monologue and

1546
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 5: it was you and Just Wayman, and I think you

1547
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 5: were like yelling at Wayman.

1548
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 1: It was like a page long thing.

1549
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,640
Speaker 5: But you had just found out that you were going

1550
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 5: to be out of town for like the entire Clippers season,

1551
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:29,280
Speaker 5: and you had just bought season tickets like two weeks before.

1552
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: R I P R I P my Clipper season tickets.

1553
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 1: Who why didn't you worry about it?

1554
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:37,679
Speaker 9: You like couldn't get through the scene, like the monologue

1555
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 9: or whatever.

1556
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,560
Speaker 7: You were getting really angry at yourself, and then you

1557
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 7: like went off and I'm like, it's all good, dude.

1558
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 7: You're like, I just fucking found out I can't go

1559
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,520
Speaker 7: to any Clippers.

1560
01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:53,920
Speaker 5: Games, and I was like, I'm so sorry, but you

1561
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 5: got this.

1562
01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,640
Speaker 1: Let's get let's get back in there. Come on, come on.

1563
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:59,320
Speaker 6: You guys never really got mad at me, but Jeremy

1564
01:19:59,439 --> 01:20:00,840
Speaker 6: Piven got fuckings.

1565
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,680
Speaker 9: It is a different environment, bigger swinging, Dick's over.

1566
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1567
01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that stuck with me.

1568
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1569
01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:12,920
Speaker 1: Apparently Kyle would just walk away and come back with

1570
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: bloody knuckles and be like, let's do another take.

1571
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1572
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 7: No, Kyle doesn't get angry when you do something wrong

1573
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:22,519
Speaker 7: or bad that he doesn't like.

1574
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 1: He just goes ha. That was great.

1575
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 6: That was great.

1576
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 1: What if we did something totally different? What a Adam's

1577
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 1: not in this scene? So this person did not put

1578
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 1: their name down because they're ashamed of the question, but

1579
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 1: it says we had the Cleveland Steamer and the Chork Columbus.

1580
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:48,840
Speaker 1: What is Austin's sex name? Oh, Austin's sex name. It's

1581
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:55,040
Speaker 1: Austin Powers. Okay, that's just a movie. That's a start.

1582
01:20:55,120 --> 01:21:00,240
Speaker 1: It's a there's no bad answers after that one. Okay,

1583
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm really pissed. I feel like Austin's already like a

1584
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 1: sexy dude name, right, So right, what about Austin powers.

1585
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 1: That's good. What about the Austin plower.

1586
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:21,160
Speaker 2: We're getting closer, Okay, but it's like it's like you're

1587
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,080
Speaker 2: doing the wheelbarrow.

1588
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,120
Speaker 1: It's the flowers.

1589
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 6: Getting closer. We're hatting closer. That's what I'm feeling. Like,

1590
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 6: it's something hey and hear me out, something to do

1591
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 6: with like hook them horns.

1592
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:39,320
Speaker 5: So it's like, I think it's gonna help us to

1593
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 5: use sex us like Austin sex us, but not Austin

1594
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,080
Speaker 5: something dirtier.

1595
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: Okay, what if it's like, uh, the butt fuckers of

1596
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:54,639
Speaker 1: Austin sexist sexus?

1597
01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we and we found it, well, what was it?

1598
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 6: Don't worry about it.

1599
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:06,240
Speaker 1: Listen back to this episode Live Television, Ladies and Germs,

1600
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,280
Speaker 1: and this person Kyle Dilan wants to know can Blake

1601
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: not write in cursive? What's the deal with his judging

1602
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: from the posters?

1603
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:23,439
Speaker 3: Oh? And also, can you can I write in cursive?

1604
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:26,520
Speaker 3: I wish we had one of those old fucking projectors

1605
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,160
Speaker 3: that I could.

1606
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 6: Just go through it. Yeah, I cannot say I.

1607
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:35,720
Speaker 3: Could get through the entire alphabet uppercase and lower case.

1608
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 9: I promise you none of us can do an uppercase

1609
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:38,560
Speaker 9: G No.

1610
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:42,320
Speaker 1: I guarantee I could do an It goes like here

1611
01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: and then back.

1612
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 3: Like swoops, doesn't it like go around and then it

1613
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 3: kind of loops down here.

1614
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 1: I had a teacher. Oh the g starts here and

1615
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,760
Speaker 1: then he goes, do you see that. I had a

1616
01:22:56,880 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: teacher in like fourth grade? Go my handwriting was so bad.

1617
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: He was like, you don't even need to learn it.

1618
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:06,280
Speaker 1: You got the past. He was like, it's all gonna

1619
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 1: be on computers. Anyways. Truthfully, he was like, it's fine.

1620
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:12,120
Speaker 9: He just gave you like a sponge he found and

1621
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,479
Speaker 9: was like, I go play.

1622
01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: With this in the corner. Yeah, he's a futurist. And

1623
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 1: then it just it was just me in the.

1624
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 3: Corner, like yeah, He's like, hey, every morning, Adam would

1625
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 3: just you'd walk into class and he'd just give you

1626
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 3: a bunch of cousheballs.

1627
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Here, here you go play in the corner.

1628
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,280
Speaker 9: If you uh, shut up for the whole period.

1629
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:36,320
Speaker 1: At the end of class, I'll let you juggle cushballs

1630
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:36,920
Speaker 1: for the class.

1631
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 5: And then I go, hey, hey, shot, by the way,

1632
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 5: have you have you guys ever heard like on like

1633
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 5: entertainment tonight, some comedian will be interviewed and be like

1634
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 5: I had a teacher named mister Jenkins who if I

1635
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,960
Speaker 5: was quiet and well behaved, he would give me two

1636
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 5: minutes at the end of class to perform. And I'm like,

1637
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 5: I'm always like, so, I'm sorry the rest of the

1638
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,599
Speaker 5: class has to watch somebody's like whack ass comedy routine

1639
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,400
Speaker 5: at the end of class.

1640
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.

1641
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,680
Speaker 6: Is that well that teacher was trying to fuck that

1642
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 6: hot a lister.

1643
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,760
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I never thought about it that way.

1644
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:18,280
Speaker 9: You've got interesting way, Thank you, So my.

1645
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:25,520
Speaker 1: Boy, Roco Wan Carlos Ramirez Okay, I see him. Hellos,

1646
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,479
Speaker 1: looks like he's gonna do. I love it. Roco won

1647
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:32,360
Speaker 1: Carlos Ramirez in honor of keeping Austin weird. Isaac, we're

1648
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna need you out here, buddy, Isaac. Come on, yeah,

1649
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:42,320
Speaker 1: come on, hey, come on. Keep your hands in your pockets.

1650
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 1: Keep your hands in your pockets. Okay, look at this

1651
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:50,120
Speaker 1: guy with his hands in his pockets looking. I think

1652
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:56,120
Speaker 1: they'll be extra cool. And this isn't sexual harassment, harrissonment.

1653
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: I had a vice principal to call it harassment. Okay,

1654
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:04,800
Speaker 1: this isn't har's hard, Isaac. Can you just take off

1655
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:09,080
Speaker 1: your fucking shirt already. It's a question we're not asking.

1656
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:11,640
Speaker 1: It was the question.

1657
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,919
Speaker 4: I don't like you guys, tell me to show my tits.

1658
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:21,679
Speaker 1: Austin set us. Come on, dude, let's do the Austin

1659
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:26,960
Speaker 1: Flower and honestly did Isaac just ruined the show. Yeah,

1660
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:36,080
Speaker 1: little bit that sucks, hold your ground, brother, Malaurie from

1661
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:40,679
Speaker 1: h Town, okay she is. Can we get a live

1662
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 1: performance of I'm kind of a nasty dude? Oh shit?

1663
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 6: The beat is like, I'm kind of a nasty dude.

1664
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:58,240
Speaker 6: I like it when a girl sucks on my tits.

1665
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 6: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

1666
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,120
Speaker 6: a girl sucks all my tips.

1667
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

1668
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:08,720
Speaker 1: a girl sucks so my tits. I'm kind of a

1669
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:12,759
Speaker 1: nasty dude. I like it when the girl sucks so tis.

1670
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:19,480
Speaker 4: Oh, titties, titties, titties.

1671
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:22,639
Speaker 1: Here's the deal.

1672
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,880
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

1673
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:26,599
Speaker 4: a girl sucks.

1674
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a nasty dude.

1675
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 4: I like it when a girl like my my tips.

1676
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:44,640
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

1677
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:46,160
Speaker 1: like it when a girl sucks so.

1678
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,280
Speaker 6: Much sober sober people.

1679
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, get out fucking I'll take it. He's like, God,

1680
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:56,800
Speaker 1: they did it because Isaac r on the show just

1681
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,760
Speaker 1: a few seconds ago.

1682
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to save the show for people who

1683
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 3: don't know the song. That is, the lyrics. We didn't

1684
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:06,120
Speaker 3: forget them. It's just us saying that over and over.

1685
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,080
Speaker 2: I actually think we did a pretty good job, the

1686
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 2: first time we've ever done that live since.

1687
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:11,759
Speaker 8: We made.

1688
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,000
Speaker 5: Hey, and I'm not trying to my own horn. I

1689
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:18,840
Speaker 5: kept the beat going while Adam burped right into my face.

1690
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:27,519
Speaker 1: Again. We just had barbecue, dude. I don't know any

1691
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:32,679
Speaker 1: any takebacks, apologies, epic slams, any apologies. Okay, I will

1692
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:41,160
Speaker 1: like to apologize for saying that blake people. Yeah first, okay,

1693
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,400
Speaker 1: he actually loved es gay people.

1694
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,040
Speaker 6: And to sort of follow along with that, I feel

1695
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:50,000
Speaker 6: like I kind of freaked out Texas when I said

1696
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 6: I think cowboys are.

1697
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:56,719
Speaker 3: Hot, and uh yeah, I'm a I'm a fireman guy. Okay,

1698
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,320
Speaker 3: cowboys are cowboy? Are y'all are cool?

1699
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:01,639
Speaker 6: Dude?

1700
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 7: What's the thing where he's like, I'm a cow boy,

1701
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:06,599
Speaker 7: he's a cow boy.

1702
01:28:07,439 --> 01:28:09,880
Speaker 6: I think that's a really deep cut jack in a

1703
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:10,760
Speaker 6: box commercial.

1704
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,680
Speaker 1: I thought you were singing like I'm a cowboy baby.

1705
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:20,759
Speaker 4: Video.

1706
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 6: I actually even think it might be a like a

1707
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 6: Dion Sanders like, ea, sports, this is we can't talk

1708
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:28,560
Speaker 6: about this.

1709
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'sies. No, no, I got one apology. I'm gonna

1710
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:36,720
Speaker 1: apologize for later tonight when I do this.

1711
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:40,639
Speaker 11: A lot at the bar, like real people are okay,

1712
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,640
Speaker 11: and it's just going to be to each of us

1713
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:51,040
Speaker 11: and we're going to be like, yeah, sorry about that.

1714
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay.

1715
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:54,640
Speaker 7: I like worst case scenario is just me in the

1716
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,640
Speaker 7: corner doing it and the bouncers like what.

1717
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:03,360
Speaker 1: All I know, we got some epic giveaways. We do

1718
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:04,480
Speaker 1: have the giveaways.

1719
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 6: Okay, that's pretty and we.

1720
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:09,280
Speaker 1: Gotta warm up the arc because we went surfing us today.

1721
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 2: If my shoulders are fucked, so let's just get this ready,

1722
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,559
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna try and go way out there.

1723
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 1: What do we got four shirts?

1724
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,000
Speaker 8: All right? Hey, it's just married.

1725
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:26,160
Speaker 1: We're ending our honeyways.

1726
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:26,920
Speaker 4: That's cool.

1727
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,720
Speaker 1: Way to go, guys. I'm just gonna houk this walk

1728
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:32,640
Speaker 1: that way. You guys ready, let's go over here.

1729
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:33,880
Speaker 4: Let's go over here.

1730
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:37,960
Speaker 1: You're ready, and who got it?

1731
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:39,120
Speaker 8: You got it?

1732
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Please? Good ground play wars. Thank you so much, Austin.

1733
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:46,120
Speaker 4: Listen the blast.

1734
01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:54,600
Speaker 12: We congratulations they were just give it up for the

1735
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,519
Speaker 12: honeymoon or all the wizards.

1736
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:57,559
Speaker 1: We see you out there.

1737
01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,800
Speaker 6: Hey, awesome, you kept it.

1738
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 12: He is always another episode.

1739
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:08,479
Speaker 1: Oh it's it's important yet you