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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter. The subject. She says,

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Speaker 1: she's not going anywhere, but right now it is the

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Speaker 1: nephew here with today's prank phone call nef what you

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Speaker 1: got your check? Bounce? That's your check? Bounce? Ye, check bounce?

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Speaker 1: How many of y'all back in the day you try

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Speaker 1: to float that church? That check a church the church

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Speaker 1: in my life, like the Lord isn't gonna know you

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Speaker 1: didn't have the funds in there. I have passed the

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Speaker 1: plate and didn't put nothing in it, but I would

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Speaker 1: not write a man. I had the trade coming by me,

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Speaker 1: and I took candy money out like that running this

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Speaker 1: prank right here, you'll check bounce el. Hello. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Monica system. Monica. Please, this is

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Speaker 1: brother John. I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater Commissionary

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Speaker 1: Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you? Actually

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Speaker 1: about the offering? Now? Did you I know you paid

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Speaker 1: your ties Sunday? Okay, now you paid a love offering

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Speaker 1: as well? Right, yes, okay, now this past Sunday. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with

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Speaker 1: the bank, right right, I sure did. I wrote a

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Speaker 1: check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars, Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote

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Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the Love Offering. Right,

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Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the Love Offering. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 1: to be a bit of bad news, but you your

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Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.

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Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bound for

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Speaker 1: two Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling

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Speaker 1: you about recouping the two fIF as well as you

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Speaker 1: know you you caused us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Now,

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Speaker 1: I wrote two checks. I wrote a check for a

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Did that one bounce? I don't see to

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Speaker 1: it that that that one bound. All I know is

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Speaker 1: the one that the Love Offering has bounced? Did you

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Speaker 1: put them in at the same time? Because I wrote

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Speaker 1: him at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now,

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Speaker 1: I didn't put them in at the same time. I've

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Speaker 1: been putting them in for the last two or three years.

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Speaker 1: The problem is why would people right there? Brother de seaun,

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Speaker 1: I was that. I don't think it matters when when

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Speaker 1: I was there, man, The problem is that I didn't

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Speaker 1: put these checks in, And I don't understand why y'all

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Speaker 1: write these checks to the track knowing that they're gonna bound.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people right that good. Well, not

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Speaker 1: why the other one didn't clear. Maybe you didn't have

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Speaker 1: enough money for both of them to clear. What did

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Speaker 1: you just say? Maybe you didn't have enough money in

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Speaker 1: the bank for both of them to clip. And I I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why people might in the bank at all.

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Speaker 1: My checks clear. I don't write nor checks when you

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Speaker 1: wrote one on Sunday, And that's the problem. How are

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Speaker 1: you gonna try to give a look? Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I

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Speaker 1: don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote this to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. When can we

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Speaker 1: expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars? So that's

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Speaker 1: the bank fees, ma'am for the doll gonna check bouncing?

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Speaker 1: My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank. And

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Speaker 1: if my check clear you're gonna pay me thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: for calling me, harassing me by a two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no Why would

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Speaker 1: you write check? What you want to sit up in

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Speaker 1: the church and write these big number checks when you

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Speaker 1: know you ain't got it in the bank? I said,

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Speaker 1: why would you write these checks when the money ain't

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Speaker 1: in Now, let me tell you one thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: write no bad check. And you got a lots calling

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Speaker 1: me telling me my check bounce. Y'all, check is the

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Speaker 1: one that has bound. And you tell you what you

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Speaker 1: do since my check bounce, you paid them, since you

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Speaker 1: got all the money, And don't call me with this again. Hello,

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Speaker 1: don't you hang up on me no more? When when

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Speaker 1: don't we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Somebody from the church, to my eye, wrote a bad check? Right,

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Speaker 1: bad check? I didn't write no bad Yes, why are

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Speaker 1: you calling me? Why the treaser don't call me at church?

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Speaker 1: The tras is I ain't never know the deacon called

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Speaker 1: nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you you

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Speaker 1: got the money I ain't got. Who in hell is

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Speaker 1: that in the background? Who is that for mine? Who

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Speaker 1: it is. We're both going to the same church, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna call me to my I wrote a bad check.

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Speaker 1: You don't you call me no more? And if the

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Speaker 1: check bad, you paid? Okay, keep passed to know you're

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Speaker 1: talking like this. You passed to know you're calling me?

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Speaker 1: Can you after that? Look? When are we gonna get this?

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Speaker 1: Two and eight dollars is what we're looking for from you.

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Speaker 1: I wrote a check for two fifties and not get

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Speaker 1: to eighty. You put with it? You put two fifty

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Speaker 1: in there? Th did Alex cost us on bank fees?

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Speaker 1: That's to eighty? Where can the church expect their money? Never?

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Speaker 1: Not no to eight? You will never get to eight.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check

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Speaker 1: in what I'm gonna do? What You're gonna make me

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Speaker 1: come by your house and get this money? Bring it?

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Speaker 1: Bring it? Bring it? What is the address on this check? Check?

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Speaker 1: I got it off the check. I bet you you'll

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Speaker 1: be living back and I'm watching you. You bet not

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Speaker 1: be spending no money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing

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Speaker 1: until I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever? I

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Speaker 1: want to know? You don't you know what I am.

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Speaker 1: And you don't call me no more with this because

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Speaker 1: my check did not bounce. I don't see how one

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Speaker 1: check went through and the other bound. Let me say

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Speaker 1: this to you, we cannot accept you back into the

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Speaker 1: House of the Lord no more until you are not.

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Speaker 1: Don't you come in and Sunday until we get the Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sure I find your because you

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Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the Pastor Wright and asked him because

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Speaker 1: I don't believe my check bounce. You fell what Let

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Speaker 1: me say this before you called pastor I got No,

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Speaker 1: I'm a called pastor. No, you should have talked with

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Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to say to me. You don't upset me with

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Speaker 1: this I'm talking about I bounced a check. You should

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Speaker 1: have went to pastor before you called me with you.

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Speaker 1: I tall pastor one I got, But I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to say before I leave that you're listening,

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Speaker 1: What are you about to say to me? What do

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Speaker 1: you have to say now that you're gonna pay the check?

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Speaker 1: This is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfrid. What did you say, baby?

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Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say, this is

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Speaker 1: nephew time me, baby brother, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna beat that. She just

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Speaker 1: left here flying out to do in her She didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna said. Let me ask you one more thing, though, baby,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The

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Speaker 1: Steed Harvey. This goes out to all the people. Really

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Speaker 1: check the church. You can't do it. Do you know

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Speaker 1: the check? Do you know the church? Check actually go

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Speaker 1: through on something? They don't. They're not playing checking church.

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Speaker 1: They actually stop your praise from the church. When I

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Speaker 1: made some choir robes and we still ain't talking to

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Speaker 1: this day. So well we know the ros and have

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Speaker 1: no pockets on. You know that don't have pockets? Well

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Speaker 1: they should. Ready to Love Tomorrow Night on old Baby,

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Speaker 1: do not miss it. It's getting good. It's getting in

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Speaker 1: the words of my granddaddy, it's getting good. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: getting good. Ready to Love Tomorrow night on on ten pm,

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Speaker 1: nine Central. You do not want to miss it. The

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Speaker 1: tables have turned. The men now have the power. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I was gonna say. So what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: The men have the power. The men have the power.

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Speaker 1: So that what that means is that they're getting ready

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Speaker 1: to eliminate some of the ladies than you got. You

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Speaker 1: got three millen and now they're about to narrow the

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Speaker 1: ladies done. So you'd be surprised how the ladies started,

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Speaker 1: you know, pretty much lobbying for themselves, trying to stay on.

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Speaker 1: I need to be here for you. Take me off.

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Speaker 1: I wish you would all right. Up next today Strawberry letters.

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Speaker 1: She says she's not going anywhere. Is the subject Strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter coming up right after this