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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This Is Important.

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Speaker 2: My butthole's pretty loose butthole from your dad. My nipples

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Speaker 2: have zero firmness to them whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: I cut my dick off and I'm growing it into

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Speaker 1: another human.

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Speaker 3: And if you're listening at home, I'm fucking the air.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, and the worst flavor goes out to Wow,

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Speaker 4: the milk, chocolate, puzzy drag?

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Speaker 3: What is it? This chocolate one? That's it.

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Speaker 1: We have not had this one on the road yet

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have diarrhea for sure.

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Speaker 3: It's chocolate. It's the chocolate one.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit, that is like poison milk, and I love

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Speaker 2: it badly. It got held up like in we had

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Speaker 2: like a buzzball shipment as we do sent and uh,

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Speaker 2: it got held up. So they went to the local

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Speaker 2: liquor store or whatever you guys have here, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: got buzzballs. And you only have the shittiest flavor. So

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Speaker 2: that that is our bad point of pride. I see

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Speaker 2: here in Salt Sea chocolate.

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Speaker 3: Chocolate's the worst, Like it's the worst it's.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty rough. I mean I think it has dairy

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we just gave everyone the cause of diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: And gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so thanks for coming out, guys. Well appreciated. Yeah, cool,

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Speaker 2: what's up?

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Speaker 3: This is cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't know what to expect. And then and

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Speaker 2: then all of a sudden we saw the tickets being

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Speaker 2: sold here and we're like, oh, there's some freaks out

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Speaker 2: here and there points I knew you're out here. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're you're always peeking behind the curtain, you freaks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Utah is kind of a mystery like that.

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Speaker 3: Huh what do you mean dude?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean saying?

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Speaker 1: Other states were kind of like what does go in

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Speaker 1: on in Utah?

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Speaker 2: There a lot of Yeah. I think the word is

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Speaker 2: a misnomers miss misnomer.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Adam, that word is so good points

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Speaker 1: for now.

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Speaker 2: We're not even giving points to like a funny or

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Speaker 2: clever joke, it's just knowing words.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, vocabular vocab points misused it well, because.

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Speaker 3: What do you think it means?

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Speaker 2: What I think a misnomer means is is you think

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Speaker 2: it's one thing and then like and then it's not

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Speaker 2: that thing. Like I've been saying that alcohol actually alcohol here.

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Speaker 2: We just went to dinner and drunk.

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Speaker 3: It's fun, and there was alcohol and there was alcohol.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm moderately intoxicated. But

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Speaker 2: but there is real alcohol out here. I could taste

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Speaker 2: it nice. I don't well, you know, because because I

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Speaker 2: feel when did they change that? I felt like when

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Speaker 2: I was a kid, I grew up in Nebraska and

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Speaker 2: you always heard that in Utah it was like five

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Speaker 2: cents or whatever they called it.

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Speaker 3: What what do you mean? Like it's a dry state.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't dry, but it was a less less alcohol. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like what you talk? What is he looking to? Jesus?

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Speaker 2: You talk to?

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Speaker 3: You talk?

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Speaker 2: Three point two tinier amount? Three point two?

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Speaker 3: So is that sorry? Is that so?

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Speaker 5: Three point two percent alcohol by content or whatever?

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Speaker 3: Is what it is?

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Speaker 2: That's like a beer? Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, so three two? Normally a beer is like five

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Speaker 2: five seven, five eight. I don't know if that's true.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's a I feel like that's pretty

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Speaker 3: high for a beer. Those ones. What does that say

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Speaker 3: on the can? You can figure it out on the can.

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Speaker 3: Hang out, you guys, just give us five minutes here,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna read.

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Speaker 2: A can check this should we.

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Speaker 5: Turn the Paul signing back on? Just reading these cans

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Speaker 5: real quickly. It seems like these cans are full of

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Speaker 5: mis numbers. Yeah, they can't find the number misnumbers.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, al right, hey, yes.

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Speaker 3: But miss numbers shoulder.

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Speaker 2: So now now I know that you guys party there's yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then also tons of beautiful people here too.

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Speaker 3: Okay, gorgeous you guys are gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: Not gorgeous, not you guys necessarily right, oh right, we

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Speaker 2: covered that, you guys. I feel like our fans skew homely, homely,

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Speaker 2: and that's fine. That's how we like them. You take

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Speaker 2: after us. We're regular people. This an average guy. A

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Speaker 2: lot of Arby's coupons in the wallet. Yeah, they got

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Speaker 2: the But dude, I was watching like the local news

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Speaker 2: earlier in the hotel, and there's some there's some fifty

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Speaker 2: year old super babes out there, all all blonde, silver

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Speaker 2: blonde hair, silver blondish.

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Speaker 5: It's got to be the mountains, right, It's got to

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Speaker 5: be the mountains that surround us.

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be they're the mountains, all right.

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Speaker 2: If you know what I'm talking about you, I don't mountains.

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Speaker 2: You want me to expand? Yeah, expand, please expand. They're

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Speaker 2: in the mountains all night. And then you nodded, Well,

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Speaker 2: you were talking about like the weather. Oh, their tits

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Speaker 2: are like yeah, he said.

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Speaker 1: She had she's got great weather balloons.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't say it? Like women here, huge tits? I said,

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Speaker 2: the people here are beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Well, I equate chest size with beauty. Yeah, that's why,

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Speaker 1: Like Darlin Martin is my number one?

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are you trying to fuck me?

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Speaker 1: Or what if I had to fuck one of the crew? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would you.

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Speaker 3: That's my guy. That's my guy.

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Speaker 2: Well that's a good question. If we had to fuck

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Speaker 2: titty fuck or just titty fuck.

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Speaker 3: I think that's what we stumbled into right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well then well that's not even fair because we

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Speaker 2: Duror says, the only titties to fuck.

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Speaker 3: So what's wrong with that? So I feel like, okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, that's awesome, So you win. This is the

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Speaker 3: one thing I won.

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Speaker 2: Not really fuck himself. Let's keep it real.

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Speaker 3: So this is it?

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Speaker 2: You don't think I don't know now on uh? And

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Speaker 2: also this is one of the first true glances in

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Speaker 2: this nice light that I'm seeing if your outfit because

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Speaker 2: we just were out, we just went to dinner and

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Speaker 2: he wasn't wearing this. And then I took a ship,

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Speaker 2: took a ship and Utah. When I came out from

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Speaker 2: taking the number two, uh utah, get me too, it

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Speaker 2: was fully changed.

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Speaker 6: Well, I gotta tell you guys, coming into Utah, Utah, utah, Utah,

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Speaker 6: you tak you a number two.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is one of.

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Speaker 2: The coziest states right right, so you.

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Speaker 3: Throw on like your cozy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and huge tittied uh weather women.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say what'sier than some big old bland.

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Speaker 5: I was the one who mentioned the mountains, and it

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Speaker 5: was just because I thought the air is better and

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Speaker 5: that makes more beautiful people.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, you're not talking about something.

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Speaker 5: And then you went all crass in front of all

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Speaker 5: these people.

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Speaker 2: First of all, if I know our fans, they don't

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Speaker 2: want to hear crass. No, man, come on, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to hear about the call of diarrhea. Yea. They

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Speaker 2: wouldn't want to hear about the size of our bottles.

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Speaker 3: They want to Yeah, they want to hear about dors

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Speaker 3: titty fucking himself.

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Speaker 6: Well, that's a skill, you know, that's not just like

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Speaker 6: gross for gross's sake.

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Speaker 2: That's like pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: It is cool.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's there's a wonderful visual behind that. It's yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's like an acrobatic visual.

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I like.

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Speaker 1: To think this is a window in the doors giving

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Speaker 1: like the birds and the bees speech, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: and then there's there's titty.

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Speaker 2: Fucking, and I mean it's just way too in depth.

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Speaker 6: I feel like that's but I feel like that might

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Speaker 6: be okay. I feel like that might be cool to

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Speaker 6: like tell your your young teenage kid, just so they're

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Speaker 6: not like gonna go knock somebody up right out the gate.

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Speaker 3: You're like, by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, yes, there's there's a thing you can do. There's

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Speaker 2: a thing called titty fucking. That's good.

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Speaker 3: That's you got twelve months to do that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: feel like that.

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Speaker 2: And women love it. Yeah, they love it. I know women,

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Speaker 2: and I don't they love it you.

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Speaker 3: Straddle the chest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, it's not so much of birds and the

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Speaker 2: bees talk. It's a it's a crevas conversation.

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Speaker 5: That would be like a contraceptive, right, that's a didy.

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Speaker 5: They're not gonna fuck it's.

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Speaker 3: Not a contrast.

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Speaker 1: All feels like a misnomer to me.

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Speaker 6: I mean by that rationale, just like getting into an

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Speaker 6: elevator also contraceptive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're not a type of the elevator, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Yes, but just not fucking doesn't make something a contraceptive.

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Speaker 3: True, I probably use the wrong word. I'm all good

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Speaker 2: Brona be a dumb aff yes, and you're being a

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Speaker 2: total misnomer about everything. But I also, I guess I

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Speaker 2: don't know what contraceptive.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 2: I thought that meant like, that's a a condom is,

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Speaker 2: and I thought like a receptive is she's recepting. So

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Speaker 2: you're trying you're trying to contra that. No, you're trying

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Speaker 2: to contra the reception. Well you know all that reception.

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Speaker 3: You thought that the root word counter receptive or something,

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Speaker 3: but it is isn't contra? Contra means not?

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Speaker 2: So shouldn't it from the Yeah, from the Greek?

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Speaker 6: Lucking idiot dude, I don't know ship like name prairie, right,

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Speaker 6: So reception.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking it should be conception. The word should be

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Speaker 2: it should.

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Speaker 1: Be yeah, Kyle, we know, Okay, shouldn't it be cock reception.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, because I said, oh no, it shouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: It could be.

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Speaker 6: You describe what that means to you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was watching the news and all of a

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Speaker 2: sudden my day flopped out. Yeah yeah, and that was

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Speaker 2: coff reception, cock reception, master, what's going on here?

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Speaker 6: I've noticed the last new shows this has become Blake's

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Speaker 6: resting dart oil. It's like ready to get I think

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Speaker 6: he thinks he's part of the Gargoyles cartoon?

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Speaker 2: Is this a weird way to sit?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 2: Just this is doing that. I will say that I've

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Speaker 2: been here, I've been doing this a lot, and it's

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Speaker 2: because I'm obese. Now right, kind of tuck the gut in,

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Speaker 2: lean over, have this the neck out you're talking, yeah,

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Speaker 2: tucking back okay. And then also my arms are my

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Speaker 2: pride and joy, Yes they are. They got to pump

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Speaker 2: these out. They're up front. Shoulder forward, yeah, shoulders forward, baby,

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Speaker 2: So let's get the jacket off. You want to see

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Speaker 2: what are we doing here? I'm still gonna say that

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Speaker 2: ship I'm hot.

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, oh my, he's grabbing it.

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Speaker 2: Wait a second, Adam, what are the gun laws?

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Speaker 2: What's crazy to me is that your.

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Speaker 6: Bicep and your shoulder are like the same size. And

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Speaker 2: Of It's science.

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Speaker 1: Adam is working to a point where where everything on

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm freakish. Yeah, it's all the same circumference everything.

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Speaker 3: We gotta acknowledge the facial hand. Let's talk about this.

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Speaker 3: Can you guys see that in the bath?

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Speaker 2: You can see it in that or deck?

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Speaker 7: Very shagged demic?

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Speaker 3: I mean you don't.

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Speaker 5: Those chops are something that I'm I am jealous of.

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Speaker 2: Well, see, the thing is is, I've always known I

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Speaker 3: It's not there. Do you do like lemon juice in

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Speaker 2: I don't do anything. I'm just very Nordic when it

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Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that guy.

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Speaker 1: Well, because it looks like you're a little ahead for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that. I definitely look like like

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Speaker 2: a dad who's always trying to fix your car. What

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Speaker 3: Is that carbureted? Well, let me see that's carbureted?

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Speaker 3: What do you got onto their engine?

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Speaker 2: What's under their motors? Is this your car?

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Speaker 3: What a battery right there?

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Speaker 2: What are those?

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Speaker 3: Those are wheels?

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Speaker 3: Damn you got some of those doors on this thing?

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Speaker 3: Because your your tailpipes in the back?

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Speaker 2: Dude? When I was a kid, I tried to if

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Speaker 2: Cavalier convertible salvage title and salvage titles rob Salvage, and

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Speaker 6: What does salvage title mean? Like you got it from

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Speaker 2: That means it was destroyed in a wreck and they

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Speaker 2: know the guy to drive us me and we get

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Speaker 2: a wheel popped off and we just rolled fifteen feet down,

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Speaker 2: just like sparks flying, like yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think your dad came out and as like, I think, uh,

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Speaker 1: I think a wheel fail off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you's so what is this?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Three wheels? Now correct if I'm wrong, But I think

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Speaker 2: you're supposed to have four. Okay, it makes a lot

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Speaker 1: That could have been really bad, dude, Yeah, dude, I

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Speaker 3: Could have died. I don't know why you're joking about it.

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Speaker 3: Is that your that's a near death experience?

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Speaker 1: Do you think that was your final destination? Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: close to Halloween?

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Speaker 3: Final destination?

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Speaker 6: Halloween a very spook would a final destination of horror? Yes?

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Speaker 3: He whoever said yes, you're a bitch?

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Speaker 2: Bye bye bye bye, bye bye bye.

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Speaker 6: Isn't final destination? Kind of just what's gonna happen to

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Speaker 6: all of us?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Whoa?

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Speaker 3: And is that a horror or is this kind of a.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? But that's not No one dies in their sleep

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Speaker 2: as an old person in final to nation. I can't

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Speaker 2: like that's gonna happen to at least like forty percent

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 6: I walked around uh your fair city today. I feel

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Speaker 2: Is weed legal here yet? Is weed legal? No? No?

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Speaker 6: Damn?

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Speaker 2: I mean just booze was legal just like ten years ago.

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Speaker 2: Man just got beer, chill out man.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well I just thought it could be.

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, hey, is we haven't legal here yet?

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Speaker 3: A bummer?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? And oh you should do it because you should

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Speaker 2: see the streets of Los Angeles. Oh it's so nice

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Speaker 2: there right, they're already.

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Speaker 3: Had to go.

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Speaker 6: Uh anywhere you need to go to warm your hands.

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Speaker 6: There's fires everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's they call them fun burn pits. They're on

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Speaker 2: the corner of every street.

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Speaker 3: Fun little.

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Speaker 2: Cool. Hey, what what is this one? That's some Beach

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Speaker 2: Boys ship?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Salt Lake City?

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Speaker 3: Nice?

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Speaker 2: When do the Beach Boys? What song is that?

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Speaker 1: They're like, we're going surfing on the damn?

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Speaker 2: I mean the beach Boys were their name is the

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Speaker 2: Beach Boys from what made them go? You know what?

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Speaker 2: Not this not this track? I guess we gotta listen. Charlie,

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Speaker 2: Charlie Manson roll with us.

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Speaker 3: He was a homie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie Manson is a homie of the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 1: Something tells me they had a lot of fun out here.

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Speaker 2: The Beach Boys, Charlie.

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Speaker 5: Manson rolled with them, and I think one of them

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Speaker 5: took one of Charlie Manson's songs.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, that's kind of Halloween spooky episode.

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Speaker 5: But I think that like one of the Wilson brothers

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Speaker 2: You know that was this Luke or was this Owen?

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Speaker 3: He was like, this was.

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Speaker 2: And then who else?

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Speaker 3: I can't remember? I think.

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Speaker 2: Rocket right, yeah, yeah, the West Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna look up the Salt Lake City lyrics.

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Speaker 6: Okay, if you guys, you can just give us five minutes.

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Speaker 6: He's gonna look this up real quick. Maybe we run

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Speaker 6: the Paul Simon again.

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Speaker 2: Absolut freaking well.

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Speaker 1: We can listen to it for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the track, it's kind of sounds totally different than everything.

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Speaker 2: They're like, let's make the same song again before another place. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thats right, They're like, what if we made the exact

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Speaker 2: same song again for another place. We like the little

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Speaker 2: Old Lady from the I walked to the local news

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Speaker 2: in Salt Lake City and we've got to.

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Speaker 1: Go, guys, this is kind of a Halloween spooky lyrics.

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Speaker 1: This is the third verses like and and this town

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Speaker 1: doesn't suit you, this town doesn't suit me. Let's start

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Speaker 1: a new life in Salt Lake City. Okay, okay, this

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Speaker 1: is where it gets a little spooky. Okay, you cry

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Speaker 1: the day through.

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Speaker 2: I'm dead and empty. Whoa, oh shit.

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Speaker 1: And then it's let's hope it's different than Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jesus, that's Brian Wilson.

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Speaker 5: That's all the way right, Brian Wilson dealing with some

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Speaker 5: like real real but then it's sadness and his belly.

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Speaker 2: But then the chords they like he's the one that

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Speaker 2: says the lyrics is like, I'm dying inside. I want

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Speaker 5: I want to slip my throat and bleed out in

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Speaker 5: front of all my friends and family.

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Speaker 2: And then the other beach boys are like, and this

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Speaker 3: They were just poems before you plugged it back.

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Speaker 6: Do you care if we talk about like sand and

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Speaker 6: surfing and then get you mutilating yourself?

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Speaker 2: You know what we're going in the sun and the

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Speaker 2: serfs up. Then I slip my wrists the long way.

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Speaker 2: I wish the shark would eat me through my stomach.

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Speaker 2: Feed me the dogs. I want you to bleed me out,

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Speaker 2: and then put me in one of those burn pits.

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Speaker 1: Take a hot poker and shove it up my asshole.

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Speaker 2: Saltlegg City.

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Speaker 5: Step my head in the fire, burn on my hair, off,

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Speaker 5: taste the tracks.

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Speaker 2: Can I borrow it?

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Speaker 7: Gonna top off my head and then surf all day.

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Speaker 1: Take some left hand and scissors and cut open my nuts.

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Speaker 5: Sack cut off my nuts, catch a wave, fall off

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Speaker 5: and never cut come up.

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Speaker 3: Now better if I was dead.

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Speaker 2: That's what my dad said.

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Speaker 5: Hadling out into the storm, and I'm not coming back now.

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Speaker 2: And the executives are like, sounds great.

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Speaker 1: He's like, honestly, no one listens to the lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Is it gonna be pretty upbeat? It is all right,

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Speaker 2: all right, let's get in the bus.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 6: Blake, do you know what you're gonna be for Halloween?

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Speaker 6: Because Blake giving credit where credits due goes very hard

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Speaker 6: on Halloween with the costumes.

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Speaker 2: Well, guys, give him not flowers.

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Speaker 1: Credit credits credit where credits?

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Speaker 2: Do I love Halloween?

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Speaker 1: I think it's my second favorite holiday for sure. After

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Speaker 1: question and I'll tell you at the end of the show. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: I just think.

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Speaker 1: I love stuffing and turkey and cranberret.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, Thanksgivings your favorite.

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Speaker 2: That's Halloween's your seconds, my second favorite.

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Speaker 6: Because let's go top seventy five, top seventy five holidays, Thanksgiving, Halloween,

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Speaker 6: Arbor Day, Flag Day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so and we got to four. So what what?

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Speaker 2: Why Halloween? Because I don't love Halloween.

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Speaker 3: What the huh? Halloween's dope? Halloween? Halloween, don't you're wrong?

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Speaker 2: Let me in friend myself. Okay, I don't love Halloween.

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Speaker 2: I love the vibe around Halloween. Okay, but I don't

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00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: like getting a costume. I never do it. That's the vibe.

452
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 2: Go ahead. But I like I like the fall.

453
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: I like Adam, Like, are literally you look like a

454
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 1: Civil War general right now?

455
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: And you don't like costumes right not so much? In general,

456
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: I look like an enlisted men who's just like Mark, like,

457
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 2: we don't want to hide in a bush. We're just

458
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: gonna march and then okay and then load.

459
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 1: And the General's like, wait till you see the black

460
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: of their eyes.

461
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 2: You're like, that is so fun. It's the white of

462
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 2: their eyes, and that's a classic I don't like. That's

463
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 2: a classic misnomer. What do you mean you can see it?

464
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: You can see the white of people's eyes from every No,

465
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: you can't.

466
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 2: I see so many whites of eyes.

467
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 3: So questionable. You don't. I don't see anyway.

468
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: It's just a black blob past the sixth throw.

469
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 3: I can see yoga.

470
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 2: Shoot. That means I would right now. That's some civil warship.

471
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 2: So I don't. I don't love Halloween for that fact.

472
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: You don't like dressing.

473
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: I don't love the dress up. I like going to party.

474
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily love dressing up. Can you dress up

475
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 2: for your because you know, because you got to be

476
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: for me? I gotta be sexy, right, Okay, so when

477
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: I get dressed up, it's usually a real sexy leotard

478
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: or one piece. Yeah, and then how do I.

479
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: Piss the one that snaps down here?

480
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: No you don't. You have to tuck it up in

481
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: your butt and then pissing your butt and oh my god,

482
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 2: that's a whole thing. Yeah.

483
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: No, that is actually a movement. It's kids are calling

484
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: it fill in the tank, Oh they are, Yeah, that's

485
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: gen z. Yeah, and it's a it's a real problem

486
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: on TikTok, bunch of kids bending their dick into their

487
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: own butts and pissing in them.

488
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 5: It's another contraceptive dude, fill your ta challenge.

489
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll give you that one. So our manager Isaac

490
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 2: has made well, he asked all of us to get

491
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 2: on TikTok. I'm the only one that did, and so

492
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 2: I just got a TikTok and don't you don't follow me?

493
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 2: It sucks. And so I've been on TikTok trying to

494
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: look to see what I could do. My favorite is

495
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: those like kids that comb all their hair forward and

496
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: then do this move. Oh yeah what and then just

497
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: go like so sexy and there's like six shirtless dudes

498
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 2: behind them all goodbye.

499
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 5: They're all of their supportive bros, just like you know

500
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 5: you got this, dude, go be sexy.

501
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 3: Fucking right, they must be.

502
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 2: It must work, those guys, it works.

503
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 3: They're fucking for sure. Definitely fill in the tank. Well.

504
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 2: In high school, guys like that are are the ones

505
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: titty fucking and guys I look like us are going

506
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: what are titties?

507
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 5: But like the mountains I've heard, they're like mountains, mountains.

508
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 6: What would have been the equivalent in the nineties, Yeah,

509
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 6: to like getting your dudes together to do one of

510
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 6: these videos.

511
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 2: There's no equivalent to that, but but like, but I

512
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: think the length of the same type of dude is

513
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 2: like the Abercrombie guy. Okay, like my a guy I

514
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 2: knew in high school, Caleb, what's up Caleb? He was

515
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 2: an Abercrombie bro and he stood outside the mall in

516
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 2: the mall, so that was yeah, with his pants down

517
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: to his top dick and girls like he's the sexiest

518
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 2: man alive, right right, And that's the same guy is

519
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: now doing that. But that's like a job.

520
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 6: I'm like socially, like, what this is a mating call?

521
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 6: What was the nineties mating call?

522
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 3: Like break dancing?

523
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 8: Right?

524
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 2: Or like they probably.

525
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 3: Was break dancing. It was like carrying linoleum somewhere and

526
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 3: then being.

527
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 5: Like I could do the splits, yeah, popping and locking

528
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 5: and ship and then everybody like you, no, did you

529
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 5: go over?

530
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 2: Like nineteen eighty two Harlem.

531
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 5: Well, I'm thinking because obviously when boy band showed up,

532
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 5: then it became like supportive bros. And now we have

533
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 5: what we have now, I feel like that started it,

534
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 5: and that's didn't what the.

535
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: Myth the one dee you believe. I don't know the rest.

536
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 8: When say uh it, wow, guys, shut up, whoa, I

537
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 8: just got fucking chills.

538
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: Dog, we've been singing a lot, bro. Yeah wait, why

539
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 2: did you guys just fucking do that? I don't know.

540
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just locked eyes with Kyle and

541
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: it felt right, And I think that's that's who Durs

542
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 2: is trying to take. It was guys that would honestly

543
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: sing Backstreet voice lyrics.

544
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 3: I just reach other parties.

545
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 6: Just want to move on, maybe real quick, and then

546
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 6: I'll and then I'll dive deep into gaza. Oh we'll

547
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 6: get there real because I have, Because I have, I

548
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 6: got this weird take that.

549
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 3: No one has, uh baster back Street or.

550
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: In sync in sync.

551
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's in sync.

552
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 2: Well, I think in sync won the battle. But you

553
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 2: saw the emotional connectivity right when I looked into Kyle's

554
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: eyes and he's he's the guy that kind of looks

555
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: like a wolf, and I'm the guy that comed all

556
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: of his hair forward. That was super hard to what's

557
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: up in the Backstreet boys? You're the one that sort

558
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: of looks like the wolf, and I'm the one that

559
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: comed all of his hair forward and it was kind

560
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 2: of it was really hard look at. And then Blake

561
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: is the blonde one who's like, his name is Bryce.

562
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 6: He's the super young one, right, the youngest one who like,

563
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 6: probably shouldn't be there.

564
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 3: You're the Joey McIntyre type.

565
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

566
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 3: I'm the pervert manager.

567
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: Get your legs out, guy, You're the perfect manager. Guys.

568
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: I I hate to announce, but my air drops are

569
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: open again and I'm getting some weird ship.

570
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: So I forget where we were, like Indianapolis or something,

571
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: and it was a Columbus. When is this Kevin James?

572
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Fucking When is it gonna stop? It's I'm still hilarious.

573
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: So Blake's Blake's Blake's.

574
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are here.

575
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 6: People are just air dropping Blake constantly, and now it's

576
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 6: gonna get way worse.

577
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 2: This is ken.

578
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: This is Kevin James with some Utah mountains on him.

579
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 3: That's Kevin James.

580
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: No, yeah it is.

581
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 3: I can't see it, dude.

582
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: This is the whites of his eyes.

583
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 3: You can't see it, but he turns it to all

584
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 3: of these.

585
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: There's yeah, yeah, well you're blind.

586
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty vision right here?

587
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 5: Okay, incredible, don't call me blind ever again in front

588
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 5: of people.

589
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: Whoa dude. It seems like we've covered this in the

590
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: previous weeks. But Kyle wore the thickest glasses since I

591
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: knew him for the last twenty years. And then just

592
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 2: like three years ago, he took his glasses off and

593
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: he's like, I can actually see perfectly.

594
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, but let me you know what it's it's fading again.

595
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: I noticed, Wait, you're losing your sight.

596
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: I think I might need to wear some reading glasses.

597
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 2: I'm going to go check it out. Well, that's just.

598
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: Because we're reading.

599
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 5: It's just from long term, long long when I read

600
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 5: for a long long time.

601
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: Which which we can tell you don't do that a lot.

602
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: Would I read?

603
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: Hey, they get tired, Yes.

604
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 2: Your eyes get tired. Yeah wow, okay, well yeah, I

605
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: remember when my parents got or when my dad had

606
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: to get glasses. I cried why because I was like,

607
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: when you're blind, dude, you're blind. Oh and you'll never

608
00:31:54,360 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: get to explain to me visually? What did he fair enough?

609
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 6: He can still explain it visually, though, I mean my

610
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 6: dad showed me physically.

611
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

612
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 3: The self.

613
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what I did.

614
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 6: I had a grand grandfather go blind right, lost his sight,

615
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 6: So it.

616
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: Was a lot of like a lot.

617
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 6: Of like physical contact when you come visit him and

618
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 6: like feel your body.

619
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not.

620
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 3: Not necessarily that.

621
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah there. I mean I'm not.

622
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 6: But he I remember he made me explain like what

623
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 6: ninja turtles were to him.

624
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: Because he just was like I don't understand, and I'm like,

625
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 3: he's like their turtles.

626
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 6: I go, well, they stand up like humans, but they

627
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 6: have shells and they're teenagers, so.

628
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: They pizza and party and they all have the crush

629
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 2: on the news reporter. Yeah, oh that part I get.

630
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 6: Do you guys ever think about people who died a

631
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 6: while ago that you knew, like my grandfather, and like

632
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 6: they just they're never going to put on those Apple

633
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 6: like pro visor goggle things. I think about that ship

634
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 6: all the time, like you missed out.

635
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 2: I think about that ship all the.

636
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 5: Time because my grandpa like loved tech and I'm like, dude,

637
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 5: he would love v He would fucking flip on some

638
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 5: VR right now, dude.

639
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean that's so surprising. I got my parents

640
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: one of those Oculus riff goggles. Yeah, because I'm like, oh,

641
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 2: they're kind of cool and you could do cool, weird

642
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 2: stuff and yeah, you can universe stuff with that you're

643
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: talking about.

644
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 5: I've never done I've never done it, so well, it's

645
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 5: pretty crazy. I haven't real it's prey, but the way

646
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 5: you said it, I know I need to believe that

647
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 5: you're just talking about porno.

648
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 3: It was like the joke.

649
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 5: But if I'm being real, I have never watched.

650
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: It because it's almost you have two children, young children

651
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 2: run around house.

652
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: Very scared about what happened, and I won't know.

653
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: Dude, because also like you can't really hear much exactly,

654
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 2: and they that would be the most traumatizing thing to

655
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 2: walk in on your your your father just being like

656
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: my mother down because you're doing some fun stuff in

657
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 2: the porn o world, you know, Yeah, us on the

658
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: side of a couch, just like the fuck the is

659
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 2: happening here?

660
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 6: The cause of diarrhea and if you're listening at home,

661
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 6: I'm fucking the air right now.

662
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 2: I'm leaving as sexual as.

663
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: What's so cool is they're just trying to do their

664
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: homework and then all of a sudden the door opens,

665
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: you walk in butt naked.

666
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 7: Lad.

667
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, dad, that's my ear.

668
00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: Oh fuck he now that's huh.

669
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: That would be a crazy final destination right there.

670
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.

671
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 6: What was the deal in like all the horror movies

672
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 6: when like someone would get like a blade through the skull,

673
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 6: they just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, I would love.

674
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 3: To get passed in one of those deaths.

675
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 2: Let's see it. You know, I've have you ever been

676
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: murdered in a movie? I have been murdered once, I

677
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: don't think though. In The Final Girls. I did this

678
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: little horror comedy movie called The Final Girls. Yeah that rocks. Yeah.

679
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: I met my wife in that movie. And yeah, and

680
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: I get like choked out with a telephone wire in

681
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 2: the movie. That's how Yeah. And then I'm like i'll

682
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 2: bloody and then I get I also and then it

683
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 2: like I forget exactly, but I come back to life

684
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: and I get shot out of a car and then

685
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 2: I scorpion and my body snaps in half.

686
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 3: I mean, like the car stops, you go through the

687
00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 3: through the.

688
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: Windshield and then land and then my body goes.

689
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: Back of the head.

690
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 2: So good.

691
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: So what did that was?

692
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 5: It interesting when you saw it? Did you were you like, WHOA,

693
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 5: I'm dead?

694
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

695
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 2: Did did it fuck you up? No? No? No, my mom. Weirdly,

696
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: my mom was like I just couldn't watch it. But

697
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: during the scene of Game over Man, when I'm autoerotic

698
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: affixiating myself and my dick is in my hand and

699
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: the bad guys come in and then I fight terrorists

700
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: with my dick out and you see maybe my buttthole

701
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: in the movie, and I fight these guys naked for

702
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: like five minutes. My mom leans over grabs my thigh

703
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: during the scene and she goes whispers, I'm so proud

704
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 2: of you, and sincerely. It wasn't like a ha ha,

705
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: because my mom's not funny in that way. She was

706
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 2: just like, look at you up there, yea bearing it

707
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: all for comedy. The theater was.

708
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 3: Roaring, and she was like, I'm not wearing underwear.

709
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: No, she's as a joke. As a joke, well then

710
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: kind of funny, not like like like what you're.

711
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 6: Doing, Adam, Okay, that would be actually bad if your

712
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 6: mom was like, I'm gonna be like you.

713
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm just like you. My butthole is pretty loose. Buttole

714
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 2: from your dad, check out this we shot. We shot

715
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: the scene playing you.

716
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 6: Wow true that hey Kyle, Yeah, it would it would be.

717
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: I'm stoked on that. That's cool that she encouraged you.

718
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: It would be different if she watched that death scene

719
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: and she was like.

720
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, finally wow.

721
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 1: Adam's gone yes, and You're like, mom, it's a movie.

722
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: I'm right here, and she's like, oh, my dad was

723
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 2: My dad was like sick death.

724
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 3: That's how I want to go.

725
00:37:54,880 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 2: Shoot me out of a camaro baby saw. I gave

726
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 2: him these oculus rifts. Dude. He goes, wow, cool and

727
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: then put it on and goes and I go, are

728
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: you doing it? And he goes, oh, yeah cool, and

729
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: I go what are you seeing? He goes all kinds

730
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: of stuff and I go, well, do you want me

731
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: to show you how to like like ro and you

732
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 2: could get go do some cool stuff or I can

733
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: show you porn up, but I could show you like

734
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: some cool stuff to do. And he's like I'd figured

735
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: it out. Wow. And I'm like, they never use it again.

736
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 2: You just put it down.

737
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 6: And it's it is kind of like super limiting because

738
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh shit, I'm gonna go to like laggard

739
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 6: game courtside, and then I just went into a room

740
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 6: where you're supposed to like find the tickets, and someone

741
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 6: just walked up to me was like, hey, what's up, man?

742
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: And I was like.

743
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 6: Because I was up on the couch by myself late night,

744
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 6: and I was like, I'm not talking to this person, dude.

745
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: It is weird because you could go into comedy clubs.

746
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 2: You can go into comedy.

747
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 3: This is embarrassing.

748
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 2: You can go into comedy clubs and there's comics and

749
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: I like know all the comics that are working today, right,

750
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: and so they're friends of mine that are on stage,

751
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 2: and and uh, this kid he was probably like yeah,

752
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: I mean he sounded like a child, but it's an

753
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: avatar and he's laughing. I'm like, oh, you think this

754
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 2: guy's pretty funny? And he's like yeah, he's okay. And

755
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah. And then I go you ever

756
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 2: watch your Workhogs? And he goes, yeah, I guess. So

757
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you think of Adam Divine? He goes,

758
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: fucking sucks.

759
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 6: Gotcha, that's just a generation, you know, that's gen z.

760
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must be.

761
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 5: He's the most intensitive, unsupportive group speaking of beer.

762
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 2: Isaac oh, oh, Isaac, Isaac, I.

763
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 3: Think he fell asleep.

764
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 2: Utah Jazz, I call this, I called this my bets

765
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: Isaac Horn.

766
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 9: Everybody, here's our manager. Shows your tits, Isaac, about your butt, show.

767
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: Us your tits. But we lost him every show to

768
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: show us his titties because he's our adult manager who

769
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,479
Speaker 2: has the pink at nipples quite pinks, like a little

770
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: off putting. When you see it, You're like, you just

771
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: want to milk them.

772
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 3: So we just we just want you guys to see them.

773
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 2: You know, he want to share the wealth, but he

774
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: refuses to do so they're they're like soupy, Wait what soupy? Soupy?

775
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like the rest of the chest seems firm, but

776
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 6: then the nipples very like fluid, like wavey.

777
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: Man.

778
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 3: It's like.

779
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 6: He's got like, uh, what's the dude's name with the

780
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 6: melting clocks, Salvador Dolly nipples.

781
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: He's got like those Dolly nipples. To discuss the Dolly nipples.

782
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 2: So they look like they're like melting and that.

783
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 6: I just feel like he's pretty firm. We're we're really

784
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 6: proud of him. He's lost a lot of weight recently.

785
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 6: He looks a fat piece of ship and uh now

786
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 6: he's just us. So it's it's firm, but the nipple

787
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 6: part just looks like it's a little loose, like it

788
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 6: like it could go anywhere, Like you damn, that's.

789
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: Gonna happen to my body. When I finally get it back,

790
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm I've I've bloated to the point

791
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: of loose skin.

792
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 5: Might maybe I've been there for a long time because

793
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 5: my nipples have zero firmness to them whatsoever?

794
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: We feel the moves are huge, there's.

795
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 3: Nothing there but their shirt off. Oh yeah, wait, we

796
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 3: I think we covered this.

797
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 6: Did you guys ever have the weird thing behind your

798
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 6: nipples like when you were like thirteen, fourteen fifteen?

799
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: The ball?

800
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: Do we?

801
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 3: Did? We figure out what that?

802
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: Whoa those guys? Is that's my cost?

803
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 3: Did he?

804
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 2: Charity? He said it's fine? Was it because it was

805
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 2: like a.

806
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 3: Pre pubescent thing?

807
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: What?

808
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 5: What is this?

809
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 2: Balls? You guys have talked about this before.

810
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 6: I do.

811
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 2: I'm also a man. Yeah sure, and I was a

812
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: pretty bescent boy and no longer a but I never

813
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 2: felt balls behind my tip?

814
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 3: Did you ever squeeze your titties super hard day? Every day. Okay,

815
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: every day, every day.

816
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 6: There was a firm, bulbous and then when you would

817
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 6: squeeze it, it hurt like hell, I might still have

818
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,959
Speaker 6: some whoa.

819
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 3: He sent the drink back.

820
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: What happens? What happened back? But he made the wrong drink.

821
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 3: What did he make?

822
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 2: Water?

823
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 6: No?

824
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: I wanted a vodka Red Bulls. You cut it with

825
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 2: soda water, dude. It's my classic order. It's my goat

826
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 2: juice mixed with a little extra go go. And what

827
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 2: did he forget? He forgot to cut it. It would

828
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 2: have been too much goat.

829
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 3: That's a while.

830
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: I thought maybe he just brought out like vodka on ice,

831
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, let's go, baby.

832
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: Is that what it takes to excite you?

833
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: Vodka on ice like a vodka Red Bull not enough

834
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: for you.

835
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: It's gotta be allort. A few nights ago, we were

836
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: in Indianapolis and I accidentally drank a half bottle of

837
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: vodka myself. Oops. And then we went out and then

838
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 2: we also got way more drunk, and I don't remember

839
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: going to sleep, and then Blake ended up with a

840
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: ton of wounds on I did.

841
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm still healing, it's almost healed.

842
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: Oh, dude.

843
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I took I took a gnarly spill.

844
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't a purpose purpose. Yeah, that's still a spill,

845
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: whether it's on purpose or not.

846
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: I don't know true true spill is. Yeah, you can

847
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 2: take us. That's a total miso.

848
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 3: Because it's a miss.

849
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 2: It's a stunt. If you do it on purpose, you

850
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 2: do it on purpose, it's a stunt. If you do

851
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: it on accident, it's a spill.

852
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 3: Right.

853
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 5: And if you don't know which is which, it's a yeah.

854
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,720
Speaker 5: I never can see when he's coming, and it always

855
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 5: freaks me out. I don't know why it always comes

856
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 5: from this.

857
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: You'll be okay, Okay, here comes a taste test. See

858
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: what how is it too much water?

859
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 6: Oh?

860
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: That's wrong, it's science. Okay, Okay, I need a little purpose. Okay,

861
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: you got your purpos al.

862
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 6: Yo.

863
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: Have you guys ever been to Salt Lake City?

864
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 3: You dude?

865
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: We right, we went together to film Awesomest Maximus for

866
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: Comedy Central.

867
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,279
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, shut up, we don't bring up that movie.

868
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 2: Tell them what it is. Do We did the worst

869
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: week all the way out here to shoot that movie. Yeah. Yeah,

870
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 2: maybe they like they were like they they read the

871
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: script and they're like, you can't shoot this in LF,

872
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,720
Speaker 2: you have to go elsewhere.

873
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 3: It was so bad, dude, Was this a three hundred spoof?

874
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 6: It was.

875
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: It was a three hundred Houston spoof. It was our

876
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 2: first movie that Blake and I are, one of the

877
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 2: very first things that we had ever done, and it

878
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 2: was called Awesomest Maximus. We were in the National Lampoon

879
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 2: family at that point.

880
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 3: We were doing a lot of work.

881
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 2: Do you remember in the early two thousands when National

882
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: Lampoon was still making movies but it was all just

883
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: like TDY Twisters. Yeah uh, and it was exactly what

884
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 2: you think it is. It's like the period after Van Wilder.

885
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 3: It just got bad.

886
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, it was good, and then they were like, well,

887
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: let's make sixty really bad movies called Balls Out National Lampoons,

888
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: Hollywood night Time. Yeah, and then we came out, but

889
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: we only came for like an afternoon. I felt like

890
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: they flew us out here.

891
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 3: And then they're like the National Lampoons Beach Penis.

892
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we didn't really explore it is called Volcano Snatch.

893
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: We didn't really explore the city.

894
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: But National Lampoonskegerator Time traveling Cagerator the time traveling.

895
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 5: Have you guys been here or no? No, I've been

896
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 5: to Parks City, first city for Sundance, and I want

897
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 5: to go back. I'd love to go back to Sundance

898
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 5: this year. Actually it was cool.

899
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 6: I was walking around with Uh, oh god, who's the guy?

900
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 6: He's like a basketball announcer Marv Albert. No, no, no,

901
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 6: he was one of the Michigan Five Fab.

902
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: Five Jalen Rose.

903
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 6: No, Chris Webber, Chris Webber, Yes, damn it Fox So

904
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 6: Chris Chris Webber.

905
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 2: Produced this Yeah points for that.

906
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: Yes, And we're walking around.

907
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 6: Park City and we passed this group of people and

908
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 6: I overhear them go, oh my god, that was R Kelly.

909
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, uh, Chris Webber short funny story,

910
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 3: those people thought you were R Kelly And he was like,

911
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: I'm not.

912
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to be confused with R Kelly either.

913
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 2: Like he's a very successful man. But yeah, that's when

914
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: it successful man. But National Lampoon's successful man.

915
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: But that's if if you're an earshot of that and

916
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: you hear someone mistake you as R Kelly, you run

917
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: back and you're like.

918
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not him. Actually I'm not.

919
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 3: This is my driver's license not yet.

920
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: Right here, there's a second form. Yeah, what are the

921
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 2: funniest people that you've been? Uh? They thought you were? Well,

922
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: I mean I put in here mine are pretty obvious.

923
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: I stare at top.

924
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: White.

925
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 2: Dude on that hermione.

926
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 5: On that on that night that we that you drank

927
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 5: the half bottle of vodka and we went to that bar.

928
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 5: It was like the Beaber Bar or whatever. Remember that place.

929
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the shirt said like save a tree,

930
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,280
Speaker 2: eat a baber. Like the next morning, bought an extra

931
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 2: small and came down the lobby with a little belly

932
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 2: shirt that says save a tree, eat a people. And

933
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: by the way, it fit him perfectly. It was was great.

934
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: It looked good.

935
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: Let's really get a hard body. Thanks man. At night

936
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 2: I took a spill. So what can I say?

937
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 5: That night in that bar, I got Steve Aokie not

938
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: once but two times.

939
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: Wait, Steve Aoki is a variation DJ. The DJ Yeah, yeah,

940
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 2: I know, I mean, I guess I see it.

941
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 3: I see guys both have pony two.

942
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: I hear was down.

943
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 3: That's what happened.

944
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 6: Dude.

945
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: You don't remember you were throwing cake at people. Yeah,

946
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 2: oh that's why I got a no points, I got

947
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 2: a I was in like an uber or a car service,

948
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 2: and this guy was like, man, I know you right,

949
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm an actor, and he's like,

950
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: I knew it. I recognized you. And then I'm like,

951
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 2: oh cool cool, And then at the very end of

952
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: the ride he goes, man, I loved goonies. No, yeah, right,

953
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: So he either thought I was Chunk or Sean Aston,

954
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: and both of those men are fifty five years old.

955
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 2: It's like he thought times you got though, Yeah, dude,

956
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 2: I got those sloth on He was like, yeah, you

957
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 2: just said duh.

958
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: I knew it was you. Honestly, Like I.

959
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 6: Feel like I think the Sloth dude actor died, but

960
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 6: like the Sloth program, get Jack like Sloth.

961
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 2: I would try that out body by sloths. All I

962
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: want to do is be a fitness influencer because they

963
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 2: haven't made. Dude. All they do is work out all

964
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: the people they hang out with hot as fuck.

965
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 3: Ye.

966
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 2: All they do is cold plunge and hang out in

967
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 2: little steam bats to get a dream.

968
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 6: I can't believe we have to sit on a stage

969
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 6: and talk for a.

970
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 3: This is a nightmare.

971
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 2: I just want to be on an assault bike for

972
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: three hours a day. Just should we do with some

973
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: hot topics? Oh?

974
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: Ship, yeah, hold wait, let me get let's get important here, guys.

975
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, whole ship, beautiful drop hell yeah.

976
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 6: Uh.

977
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: Michelle Williams who is she? I think she's an actress,

978
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: the actress extraordinaire winner.

979
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 3: What did she went on after?

980
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: For fucking She's a little blonde girl. That's very meek.

981
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

982
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 6: What is sure she was in like the Steven Spielberg

983
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 6: movie as the Mom. Oh, she's the fable work in

984
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 6: this industry. She was married, but but like, we don't.

985
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 6: We don't need to saddle her with that. She's so

986
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 6: much more.

987
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mom and the fableman's I got it. World

988
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 2: class actress. Michelle Williams narration of Britain Dawson's Creek Boom,

989
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 2: most importantly Dawson's Creek Joshua Jackson.

990
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 3: Okay, I think she was in another movie.

991
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure she was, Michelle. Shut the fuck up, sorry,

992
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 2: shut show the fuck up. Michelle williams narration of Britney

993
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 2: Spears's Memoir goes viral. She does imitations of Justin Timberlake's

994
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 2: Black scent. Really well, she's a fantastic accent actress, you know.

995
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 5: So she's such a great accent. She won an Oscar

996
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: for best accent. That's cool, that's great.

997
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: So it's crazy that Britney Spears, first of all, did

998
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: a memoir. Memoir, Shut up, good Jack, a memoir, Isaac,

999
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 2: what did you put in the drink? You never cleared?

1000
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 6: Drink?

1001
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 2: Drink? The Utah show started with us being like, yo,

1002
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 2: your ship ain't strong and it's leaving with us.

1003
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 10: Like memoir, these fucking brows memoirir o fucking bros Well.

1004
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: I love that she did the Britney Spears memoir. By

1005
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 2: the way, like a word memoir, you have to drop

1006
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 2: the wall.

1007
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 3: It's called a memoir. That's French. You can call the

1008
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 3: World War, you can say memoir. It's okay to say memoir.

1009
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 2: You're saying it wrong because it has to be a memoir.

1010
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 3: You can say memoir as well. I like memoir.

1011
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 6: But like, let's just established that if someone calls and goes, hey,

1012
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 6: Britney Spears wrote a memoir and they want you to

1013
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 6: do the narration or like the to read it, and

1014
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 6: she said, yes, fucking gee, she's awesome.

1015
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also, yes, if Justin Timberlake did black scent,

1016
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 2: then you have to also do black scent.

1017
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 3: Right if you've never done black scent, even if you're black,

1018
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 3: what are you doing?

1019
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 2: I think I did black sand When I was talking

1020
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 2: about my uber driver, I was he was like, hey man, yeah,

1021
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: may be offensive to some people. So now, so these

1022
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: are mostly I didn't really have a chance to look

1023
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 2: at all these topics, but they're mostly Justin Timberlake based.

1024
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: Okay, hit me with the second. Okay, yeah, let's get

1025
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: our fucking JT. I'm bringing in black s and Spears River.

1026
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 2: So Justin Justin Timberlake turns off Instagram comments amid backlash

1027
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 2: from Britney Spears's book.

1028
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta read these before.

1029
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 2: Uh so we ate dinner instead.

1030
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 6: I love that the news is Justin's Timberlake turned off

1031
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 6: his comments.

1032
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what the fuck?

1033
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 3: Who cares?

1034
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want who cares?

1035
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 3: Kyle's gonna go for five minutes a classic Kyle rant,

1036
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 3: go it just a fuck about that ship? Brokay.

1037
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very dumb relax. Yeah, well you turn

1038
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: to be fair.

1039
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 3: He did turn off his comments. That's pretty crazy.

1040
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta turn off comments. I took a photo

1041
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 2: with Joe Biden once, Yeah, those comments went right off.

1042
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I turned.

1043
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 3: Comments, these are not compliments. So these are not compliments.

1044
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 2: Took a photo with an old man who ended up

1045
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 2: being president. Gotta turn off the comments.

1046
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 6: I do love I would love to see those. It'd

1047
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 6: be like, tell us about the aliens, Joe, and you're like, okay, what.

1048
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 2: That's what the comments would say? Was like, fuck you

1049
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: lipt hard. I like that there. Thought the comments were dude,

1050
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 2: did you see aliens? What'd you think they were? I

1051
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: think it was more libtard stuff. Although dude, I love

1052
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 2: the super right wing like slang for uh liberal people

1053
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: like libtard and snowflake and cook. He sign me up

1054
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 2: for all that stuff. That's funny, dudek Republicans are way funnier.

1055
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 2: I'll say that, way funnier.

1056
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: Hit me with a cook tard you got you're freaking

1057
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 3: snow cud.

1058
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,720
Speaker 2: I've got a cowboy hat. You're being such a snowflake bitch.

1059
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift is now a billionaire. Yea, turn the comments off,

1060
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 2: Taylor and they're gonna get ugly. I hope she does

1061
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 2: like some sassy dumb ship with all her money. Now

1062
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: was She's like, hey, guess what in Nashville all the

1063
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 2: roads are pink? Oh you good, dude? I a billion dollars.

1064
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: That's kind of fire. Yeah. If you're just like fuck it, dude,

1065
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 2: I got a billion bucks, try to stop me.

1066
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: She's like, actually, Travis Kelcey, I'm going to in case

1067
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 1: you w in goal.

1068
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, han soul, what do we think she's gonna

1069
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 3: do with a billion dollars?

1070
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 2: She already bought a castle, right, she has a castle.

1071
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 3: I think she has a castle.

1072
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: Do you think she just like LARPs and plays magic

1073
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: in D and D all the time?

1074
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 3: Dude?

1075
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 2: You just have like stick a sessions with a billion bucks? Okay?

1076
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: If I was Taylor Swift and I had that kind

1077
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: of money, I would definitely.

1078
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 3: Like finally you're talking about it on the pod. Go ahead.

1079
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 2: You'd be at your house.

1080
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden you hear like a tap

1081
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: tap tap at your window, and you'd be like, what

1082
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: the hell is that? A?

1083
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 2: Is that a raven with.

1084
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: A scroll around its neck?

1085
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: Okay?

1086
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: And maybe you'd open your window and it'd be like yeah,

1087
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: and you'd open the.

1088
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 2: But does does the raven have like one red eye.

1089
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 2: It's like a robot Raven. Yeah, this all seems to

1090
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 2: cost seventeen.

1091
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 3: Dollars so far.

1092
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 2: A bird with a sheet of paper.

1093
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 6: Okay, trained Raven Anderson windows hell expenses.

1094
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 2: Then you you opened the scroll and it's there's a

1095
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 2: rubber band on this ship.

1096
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 3: Maybe two.

1097
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: We're talking paper people, this is this is Papyrius. Okay,

1098
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: it's really good paper.

1099
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 6: Just bittwent the paper source and top fifty dollars PRIs.

1100
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: Anyways, the scroll says, Sir Adam, You've been invited to

1101
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: Lord Taylor Swift's castle.

1102
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: But I thought your tailor.

1103
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: Took the money and I changed my name to Taylor Swift.

1104
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: People trying to follow, did you did you took your

1105
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 2: dick off or you just took the name Taylor Swift?

1106
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,439
Speaker 1: Oh no, you fucking I'm growing. I'm actually I cut

1107
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: my dick off and I'm growing it into another human.

1108
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 2: Okay, sell research. So that's where the money went. That's

1109
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: the money, that's all the money went.

1110
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: The crow just tells you to come over to my house,

1111
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: drink Mountain Do and play D and D.

1112
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually sick. Yeah. What would

1113
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 2: you do with a billion dollars. If I had a

1114
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: billion dollars, is that beach?

1115
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 6: You?

1116
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:14,439
Speaker 2: Boys?

1117
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 6: If I had a billion dollars, I would give away

1118
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 6: nine hundred million dollars NERD.

1119
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 3: To people who need it. What do you need a

1120
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 3: billion dollars for?

1121
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.

1122
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 3: And then and then hey, you asked me, so shut

1123
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 3: the fuck up.

1124
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 6: And then I'd get this raven right yeah, up wards

1125
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,919
Speaker 6: of two pieces of paper and a rubber band.

1126
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 3: Okay, if I had a billion dollars, I would just

1127
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 3: give it away.

1128
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 2: I would give it away. Wow.

1129
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: So the biggest asshole of the crew crew turned out

1130
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 1: to be the best.

1131
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 3: What am I going to do?

1132
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 6: Like?

1133
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 2: What am I going to do?

1134
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 6: Like?

1135
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 2: Get two billion dollars?

1136
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 3: Who? Hey, the person who said, yes, what do you

1137
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 3: fucking idiot?

1138
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 2: What are you? What are you gonna do with two

1139
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: billion dollars?

1140
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 3: If we gave you fifty million dollars? I lose your mind? Wait?

1141
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 3: Is a billion one way to do with millions?

1142
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 6: Is that?

1143
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 3: What this is? Is that the number we're talking about?

1144
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: What just a thousand?

1145
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 3: Is a billion? One hundred millions or one?

1146
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: It's a thousand millions? Okay, a thousand million? A thousands

1147
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 2: too much?

1148
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 6: It's so much money that unless you're a fucking giant asshole,

1149
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 6: then you're like, I think I could double this.

1150
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wouldn't want to double it. Here's

1151
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 2: what I would do. Here's what I would do.

1152
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 6: Okay, it's different if you're somebody who has like some

1153
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 6: sort of intelligent vision of how to like grow something.

1154
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I grow. I said, grow my penis into another

1155
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 2: me and I said intelligence, and that made intelligence. That

1156
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 2: made a lot of sense to me. So here's what

1157
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 2: I would do. Have you ever wanted to you know,

1158
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 2: like I like going hunting and shooting defenseless animals.

1159
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 3: That's the thing that I like, where are you going

1160
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 3: with this?

1161
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 2: I can solve homeless people's problems? You know what I'm doing? No, no, no,

1162
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 2: So I like shooting things from the sky. So have

1163
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 2: you ever seen a plane and you were like, man,

1164
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: I wonder if I had a rocket launcher? What I

1165
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 2: know where he's going with?

1166
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 3: No one's on the plane.

1167
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 2: No one's on the plane. I'm not a murderer. I'm

1168
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 2: a billionaire. I'm a fun billionaire. You invite all your

1169
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 2: homies over for a fun luncheon. The spread is fantastic.

1170
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 3: How big is this plane.

1171
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 2: We're not to the plane yet, we're at the spread.

1172
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: Okay, talk to me about the spread, because I've.

1173
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 2: Spread all the accouterments. Schlotsky's Deli is there, all the nuts,

1174
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 2: all the cheeses, you.

1175
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 3: Got chex mix, You've got che mix, checks mix, all

1176
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: the nuts there.

1177
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: So the spread is fantastic. There's top Co trucks. It's

1178
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 2: just sick billionaire. Yes, I'm a billionaire. And then I go,

1179
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 2: you guys like, what's up? Thank you for inviting? This

1180
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,439
Speaker 2: is a six bread and I go, y'all ever fuck

1181
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 2: with rockets?

1182
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 3: They're like your black sins a little much.

1183
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 2: And then and then you guys go, I've actually never

1184
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: fucked with a rocket before. And then I get out like,

1185
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 2: no desire a thousand rockets, No desire a thousand rockets? Rockets, okay, okay,

1186
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 2: brought them back from Iran? Okay, okay. So I'm actually

1187
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: doing good, drs. I'm going like, hey, you don't give

1188
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: me your guns, give me those back. You don't need

1189
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 2: all those, give me some of them rockets back. And

1190
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: I have so much money, and I'm like, all right,

1191
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: fuck it. And then I get all these planes. There

1192
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 2: has to be a pilot right now we're here. What

1193
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 2: the pilot does is he he's on a walkie talkie

1194
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 2: and then I go jumps Yeah, I go, I go

1195
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 2: jump jump and then he jumps out, and then we

1196
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 2: each take turns.

1197
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 5: So what kind of planes are these? We're at the planes,

1198
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 5: we're past the planes, and what kind of planes are these?

1199
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: The different sizes super We start with Cessna's, then they

1200
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: get bigger and bigger until they're jets, and.

1201
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 5: Then we get I know you don't want to think

1202
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 5: about this kind of stuff, but where are those planes landing?

1203
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 2: Hopefully they're not. Did you listen at always exploding them?

1204
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 3: Wait? What Yeah, but there's still pieces that are going somewhere.

1205
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 3: Where are they going?

1206
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 2: Man, dude, we're in relaxed us. We're in open.

1207
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: Billionaire that he put up a big net.

1208
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 2: Oh big ass net, big net. So that's what I

1209
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 2: would do with the brains of the operation.

1210
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,479
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'd probably just make whatever fucking movie I wanted

1211
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 5: to see.

1212
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: Okay, that's an expensive movie, you know.

1213
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 5: I would make a for the rest of my life,

1214
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 5: and I make a ton of them that I just

1215
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 5: want to see. Okay, that's just a very real answer,

1216
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 5: that's where. Okay, here's funny.

1217
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 3: Here's his funny.

1218
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 2: Mine is real. Mine was also very real. So I

1219
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 2: don't know what about it? Oh ship? Holy shit? Man. Okay,

1220
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: by the way, I would give everyone in here yeah

1221
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: uh yeah, guess what I'd give you guys more money.

1222
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 2: So Kevin Feederline, it's Britney Spears base. What is Fetterline?

1223
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 2: Left his family? What the hell? Dude? This is actually

1224
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 2: a sad thing. Do you guys remember Kevin Feederline, Britney.

1225
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 3: Spears husband, that's his voice on the Popos.

1226
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:39,919
Speaker 2: He left his family for his popos out career? What yeah?

1227
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 3: Can you say that one more time for me?

1228
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 2: Please? Kevin Federline left his family for his Oh ship, my.

1229
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: Bad, I'm Kevin. I'm getting a ton of air drops yeah.

1230
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 2: Turn that off. Okay, hey, I'm gonna do it again

1231
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 2: and then drop it. Kevin Federline. Kevin Feederline left his

1232
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 2: family for his career. Dude, still am not quite understanding

1233
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: what he did. So. He evidently had an ex girlfriend

1234
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,439
Speaker 2: who was eight months pregnant with their second baby, Nice,

1235
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: and he also had a toddler when Britney Spears started

1236
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 2: dating him, and he was just like oh popa's Oh

1237
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 2: this is like back in the day. This is all more?

1238
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 3: Is this topic from?

1239
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 7: Is this off?

1240
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I guess Britney Spears is memoir. Oh yes,

1241
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 2: just drop. So now we're getting all these hot tidbits,

1242
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 2: and now you see why she's in her bikini dancing

1243
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 2: with nons. You're like, she's she's let a heart. I

1244
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 2: love that she's what, No, she's not, she's just I

1245
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: don't that girl goes she's okay, No she isn't like

1246
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 2: with zero judgment. I don't know if she's okay. No,

1247
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 2: she's not okay.

1248
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's not okay. But I don't.

1249
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I sit when I'm alone in my house,

1250
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 2: I walk around naked. That's if my dick can touch

1251
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 2: the linoleum. What it can't?

1252
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 3: Well, okay, cool?

1253
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 2: What is that you try to get low?

1254
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: You try to get low with careful, don't hurt yourself.

1255
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 2: I can't get you guys.

1256
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 6: Remember do you remember the joke from childhood where it's like,

1257
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 6: so there's three guys who are competing for the world's

1258
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,439
Speaker 6: longest dick.

1259
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 3: Sure, yep, they're all on top of the Sears Tower.

1260
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 6: Okay, and the first guy hangs his dick over the

1261
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 6: edge and it goes down to the like thirty fifth floor,

1262
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,439
Speaker 6: and they're like, holy, that's huge.

1263
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 2: Huge.

1264
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 3: They're like, that's huge. He goes yeah, and the guy

1265
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 3: the next guy goes, that's nothing.

1266
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 6: He hucks his rod over the ledge and it goes

1267
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 6: down to the seventeenth floor. Holy shit, that must be

1268
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 6: the world's biggest dick. But then they turned back to

1269
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 6: the third guy and he's like and they're like, yo, man,

1270
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 6: what are you doing. He's like, I'm I'm dodging traffic.

1271
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 6: This was like, no, I when you're like eight or

1272
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 6: nine years old.

1273
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one you had in the chamber for summer.

1274
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's how my dad explained the birds and the bees.

1275
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 2: So the reason your here's go.

1276
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 6: And then he was like, and also, what you can

1277
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 6: do with that huge dick you when you're not dodging traffic,

1278
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 6: you can make babies.

1279
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 2: Hit me with it. Hell yeah, dog, I'm on this today.

1280
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 2: You're hey, guys, this is actually pretty crazy. World's oldest

1281
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 2: dog ever, Okay ever, I know about it. Thirty dies

1282
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 2: at thirty one, dude, Oh my god, so fucking.

1283
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 3: Close, dude.

1284
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty well, it's crazy.

1285
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 6: When Anna, our producer, brought this up, I was like,

1286
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 6: is it the Australian cat old dog?

1287
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 3: Uh oh?

1288
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 2: And she was like, uh yes, you know, fucking weirdo.

1289
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 2: It's it's in Portugal. It doesn't say if it's an

1290
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 2: a breed, the breed breed, Oh, it doesn't say anywhere

1291
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 2: on here to the breed of Portuguese dog that isn't

1292
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 2: you know? Uh a pure bread rafferro do o teo?

1293
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 2: Where you say it?

1294
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 3: Why did she tell me?

1295
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 6: Was the one that was before Anna was the previous

1296
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 6: oldest dog in Australian dog.

1297
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 2: And Teho so like alenteo, Yeah.

1298
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 3: Dude, the previous one. The previous one was.

1299
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 2: A center liar, so the donkey and I think I

1300
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 2: nailed it. You guys came over like ra that's a

1301
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 2: freed of Portuguese dog that was an average life expectancy

1302
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,760
Speaker 2: of ten to fourteen years. This dog is as old

1303
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 2: as my wife.

1304
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 3: It's an old way to put it. I mean, was

1305
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 3: that dog that's a way?

1306
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: Was it completely fucked up blind like its ship's just

1307
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: dropping out of its asshole?

1308
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 3: Or was it is that?

1309
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 2: You know?

1310
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 6: Why?

1311
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: Dude, have you ever seen like my my wife. Her

1312
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,600
Speaker 2: dog was eighteen years old when I met it.

1313
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 3: And my wife is she just ships on the carpet,

1314
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 3: she's so old.

1315
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 2: And my wife had a super old dog named Bitsy,

1316
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 2: named after Britney Spears dog. Weirdly okay, uh it looked

1317
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 2: like a fucking wizard. Dude. Oh yeah, I was just

1318
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 2: standing there with like gloss over eyes, just with long

1319
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 2: gray what what kind of dog? Like a mutt? What

1320
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 2: are we talking, dude?

1321
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: I know what you're dog when they when they have

1322
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: the gloss over look and it looks like they can

1323
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 1: talk to you in your own mind.

1324
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 2: Yeah right, are you talking like the milky eyes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

1325
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: You start to hear a voice and it's like go

1326
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: in the kitchen.

1327
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 3: That's like summer of Sam.

1328
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 2: Dude, the dog tell her to do that.

1329
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,439
Speaker 5: It's like that's uh, my dog was so old. I

1330
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 5: remember my My dog's like yea, just like walk around

1331
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 5: and not even walk all day.

1332
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 3: Tiana, Yeah, Tiana, okay, Okay.

1333
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 6: That sounds like everybody the sexiest dog name I've ever heard?

1334
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, does your dog have like.

1335
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 3: We didn't name the dog? Dog is the name?

1336
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,640
Speaker 2: We're not that cool freaking names their dog the sexiest

1337
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 2: name ever and then they're like, it's too sexy. I

1338
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 2: got to get rid of it, like coming up to this,

1339
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,560
Speaker 2: but she would just ship would just fall out of

1340
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 2: her ass. Remember that, Like it was just like and

1341
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,200
Speaker 2: there was.

1342
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 5: Like really hard dry ships and it's like, what's going

1343
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,080
Speaker 5: on inside of your body?

1344
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? That that was really sad.

1345
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 3: It was sad. Alright, all dogs up, do some Q

1346
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 3: and as.

1347
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 2: I would love that.

1348
01:09:59,000 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 3: Thank you for the question.

1349
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 2: So you guys ask some hard hitting cues. You're coming

1350
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:06,479
Speaker 2: in sweet sweet as for you. I'm on from Idaho.

1351
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I guess I'm throwing his voices because he's

1352
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 2: from several different places in this audience. I'm drove five

1353
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 2: hours for t I I Nation by Guy Bye Guy.

1354
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 2: And this guy evidently wants Jim Carrey to die because

1355
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 2: he says, can we give him his flowers? And no,

1356
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 2: we're not going to give Jim flowers because if you

1357
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 2: follow the podcast at all, you know if we give

1358
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 2: someone their flowers, they're dead within the month. So I

1359
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 2: will say, Jim Carrey fucking rules. Probably the reason I'm in.

1360
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,759
Speaker 3: Comedy formative voice.

1361
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 2: I remember I.

1362
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 6: Watched the pilot to in Living Color two Nights Ago weird.

1363
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 6: It's called knowing your history. Yeah, sure, it's doing your research.

1364
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 6: Uh he killed it episode one.

1365
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 2: I remember my dad called me down the stairs as

1366
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 2: I was a little boy to watch Fire Marshall Bill.

1367
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,080
Speaker 3: Is that right?

1368
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Fire Marshal Bill. He's like, you gotta watch this.

1369
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 2: This shit's funny. That shit was scary. He's like, let

1370
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:15,920
Speaker 2: me show you something.

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01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:17,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah he was.

1372
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 2: It was frightening.

1373
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 5: Uh.

1374
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 6: Favorite favorite best Jim Carrey movie TV show Go, Sonic two,

1375
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 6: The Grinch.

1376
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 3: I like, I like New Star, dude, I know, I

1377
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 3: mean I really love Eternal Sunshine.

1378
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 2: Okay that Guyeah, I'm fucking that guy.

1379
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 3: Man.

1380
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 2: Oh sure, dude, but that's the one he was trying.

1381
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 2: I dig it. I'm a huge the Majestic guy.

1382
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 3: H what about the number twenty three?

1383
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, number twenty three is his best you know what.

1384
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.

1385
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 3: I don't like what's happening right now. No, sorry.

1386
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:55,040
Speaker 6: I feel like if James carry himself was listening, because

1387
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 6: that's how he was listening to the pilot of In

1388
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 6: Living Color, if he was listening to this right now,

1389
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 6: he'd be like, do these guys hate me?

1390
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 2: Are they making fun.

1391
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 3: They're making on the Spotless Mind is real.

1392
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 2: What I what I did was I laid the floor

1393
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,880
Speaker 2: for you guys to be sa that's a great movie,

1394
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 2: but that's not the best Jim Carrey. Come on, that

1395
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 2: can't be your favorite Jim Carrey when he's not doing

1396
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey, Well.

1397
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 3: Then it would be Okay. My favorite ace, my favorite

1398
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,240
Speaker 3: a venture movie is.

1399
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 2: Two.

1400
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 3: I like to I'm a two guy.

1401
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 2: I do like that. I taught my I showed my

1402
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 2: kids the rhinos scene.

1403
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and now whenever we go anywhere with it

1404
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 6: has like rhinos like a zoo or like a book

1405
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,640
Speaker 6: with rhinos are like kind of hot.

1406
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 3: These rhinos cool kid, so good.

1407
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 2: So Colin Whipple is going is asking Colin not real

1408
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 2: fake name Whipple talk about the rat buster scene from Workaholics?

1409
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the rat we actually we we had this

1410
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 2: was based on a true story where we live. Me

1411
01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 2: Blake and Kyle lived in the Workaholics house where we

1412
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 2: shot the show, and before we got the show, we

1413
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 2: had this crazy rat infestation and also during the show,

1414
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 2: but we set up a ton of traps like our

1415
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 2: own being like we're gonna catch these rats, and we

1416
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 2: caught something like twenty five rats.

1417
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 5: And yeah, because we just kept resetting it in the

1418
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 5: attict and we could go outside and like have a

1419
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 5: beer and we just hear and then you're like, oh,

1420
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 5: that's it.

1421
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 2: And then one and then one night, well, l night.

1422
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 2: I remember I was in bed with my girlfriend, I know,

1423
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 2: and it happened and I heard like a and a

1424
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 2: rat was crawling into my room and I knew what

1425
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 2: he was doing. And my girlfriend goes, what's that? And

1426
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 2: I go, it's old plumbing. It's old plumbing.

1427
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so old, just plumbing. These rats were brave.

1428
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 2: They would go from room to room looking for crumbs.

1429
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 3: It's just like, uh huh, a bitch, you're trying to

1430
01:13:57,439 --> 01:13:59,960
Speaker 3: fuck her, not on my watch.

1431
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 2: You got someings, exactly what happened. You got some cheese's

1432
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:06,680
Speaker 2: in here, and no joke, climbed up onto our bed,

1433
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 2: kicked it off of our bed. I heard it go

1434
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 2: like like little squeal shoes, like what the fuck is that?

1435
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick me like that it's and then three

1436
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 2: days later she went home. Three days later, I had

1437
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 2: had enough and I that's the night of many kills

1438
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 2: when I went to our kitchen wearing nothing but boxer

1439
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 2: shorts armed with a bottle of wind decks.

1440
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 3: Close your eyes for that one.

1441
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:39,880
Speaker 2: And I murdered six rats by hand. Yeah you did.

1442
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 3: They were brutal.

1443
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 2: They were brutal, just another night in Salt Lake City.

1444
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 3: So we had we had to film that.

1445
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 2: We had to do that, so then we knew when

1446
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 2: we shut the show that we had to murder a

1447
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 2: ton of rats that scene.

1448
01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 1: Is there?

1449
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:53,600
Speaker 3: Are there any other details?

1450
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 2: Guys?

1451
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: I just was at the door listening to Adam have

1452
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 1: sex with his girlfriend and he thought it was a rat, a.

1453
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 2: Rat scratching at the door.

1454
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:05,640
Speaker 6: It was something we got a lot of blowback for,

1455
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,640
Speaker 6: like when the episode aired, people lost their ship, and

1456
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 6: we're like, first of all, they're not real rats that

1457
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 6: were killing.

1458
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 3: Even if they're real rats, who cares?

1459
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1460
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 5: But I always thought that that because there's some really

1461
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 5: good cuts in that montage where you really cut last

1462
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,840
Speaker 5: minute and then big ass fucking blood splurts. So I

1463
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,679
Speaker 5: always thought it was cool that people were pissed because

1464
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 5: they thought it was real.

1465
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:29,680
Speaker 3: This is rock and roll.

1466
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

1467
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1468
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 2: So Emily Shelby Chevy wants to know what should I

1469
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 2: get as my next tattoo. Also, I'm doing an impression

1470
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,439
Speaker 2: of Emily. Also, can you give my friend Maggie, who

1471
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 2: couldn't be her a shout out?

1472
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,800
Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna do that.

1473
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 2: She should have bought a ticket. Yeah, you know, if

1474
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 2: Maggie wanted to shout out, If Maggie wanted to shout out,

1475
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 2: Maggie would have been here. Yeah, and then I would

1476
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:07,679
Speaker 2: have given Maggie a shout Yeah, Maggie, Maggie. Not happen

1477
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 2: in Maggie. What was the story, Mags?

1478
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 3: There was a tattoo part.

1479
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,479
Speaker 2: I know that. Yeah, that's what should I get is

1480
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,439
Speaker 2: my next tattoos? Says Emily.

1481
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:24,240
Speaker 1: Just like maybe maybe a tramp stamp that points down

1482
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:25,439
Speaker 1: and says type butthole.

1483
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe maybe maybe they're like tramp stamps have gone

1484
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 2: the way you're gone. You gotta get a little cursive

1485
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,840
Speaker 2: tattoo on your clavicle. Right here?

1486
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 3: Are people still doing this one in the ribs?

1487
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:41,720
Speaker 2: That's how tight.

1488
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:46,120
Speaker 1: It's weird that we call them tramp stamps, cause that's

1489
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,320
Speaker 1: like a It's like, you know, you're trying to be like, oh,

1490
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: that girl's a tramp.

1491
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:50,599
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1492
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,719
Speaker 1: What tramp?

1493
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,080
Speaker 2: I just think she likes cool barbire tattoos, star tattoos

1494
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 2: on her lower back. I think she's or a cool butterfly, right,

1495
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,640
Speaker 2: And again she's just tight and like getting realed a lot.

1496
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 5: Well, if you guys see that now, people are do

1497
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,719
Speaker 5: you guys see now people are doing like full black

1498
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 5: ink tattoosh sleep.

1499
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 2: Sleeve, sleeve the whole body. Yeah, I'm down for that.

1500
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 2: That's some like rage against the machine ship. That's fucking cool.

1501
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 2: You know who started that?

1502
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 3: And then you can get the guy from Jigglo started

1503
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:18,559
Speaker 3: that ship.

1504
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh really, we all know it.

1505
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 3: We all know it. The guy from Jiggles, we all

1506
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 3: know it.

1507
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 2: Zero seen that show.

1508
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 3: That's cool.

1509
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 2: So Lizzie Chabby they must be sisters, Adam, have you

1510
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,280
Speaker 2: ever eaten other ship?

1511
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:34,360
Speaker 6: What?

1512
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,720
Speaker 2: I don't understand, like other weird things, not including the

1513
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:44,200
Speaker 2: rotisserie chicken string okay, which I don't know if everyone knows.

1514
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 2: I ate a rotisserie chicken. And then a day later

1515
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 2: I shut out the string that holds it all together,

1516
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 2: and I thought I had the largest tapeworm known to man.

1517
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 3: I was like, rotisseri taste, what's happening?

1518
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,599
Speaker 2: And then and I looked at him like this held

1519
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 2: my rotisserie chicken together delicious. Uh No, that was a

1520
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,599
Speaker 2: first for me. I'm not always having weird, non edible

1521
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:16,479
Speaker 2: things kind of out of my asso. Yeah is crazy.

1522
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just eats the strings off of chickens. Get

1523
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 3: off his case.

1524
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 2: Well, when you're eating rotisserie chicken, you're fucking gonna send it.

1525
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 2: Anything goes die. Uh, dude. Rotestry chicken does not give

1526
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 2: me diarrhea.

1527
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 3: Dude.

1528
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 2: If anything, it makes you stronger and plugs me up.

1529
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 3: Prove it.

1530
01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:42,839
Speaker 2: Dan Wells wants to know in the True Dromance episode

1531
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:47,839
Speaker 2: of Orcoholics when Carl says freaking sea and throws the DVD,

1532
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 2: was it intentional or an accident that he hit the

1533
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 2: lights freaking seam?

1534
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 5: That was an accident, I'll be honest. I threw it

1535
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,200
Speaker 5: as hard as I could. I maybe was, yeah, and

1536
01:18:59,240 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 5: then it just hit the light.

1537
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,800
Speaker 2: Hey, happy accidents, guys, County would check everybody. See, I

1538
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 2: am a happy accident. So Valerie wants to know how

1539
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,519
Speaker 2: do you get out of a creative rut? Oh, this

1540
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,000
Speaker 2: is a serious question, ew, Valerie. What do you know

1541
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,719
Speaker 2: where we look for something that makes you have fun?

1542
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:21,680
Speaker 3: Okay, just mile, Thank you, Blake. That's one thing that

1543
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:22,680
Speaker 3: we go to as a guy.

1544
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:25,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I just go to page thirty four of

1545
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,840
Speaker 2: porn hub. Hey, hey, you know what a topical thing.

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01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,599
Speaker 2: You guys didn't try to get on porn hub here

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01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 2: in Utah.

1548
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,719
Speaker 3: Hang on, just to be clear, Just to be clear,

1549
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,960
Speaker 3: we've been here five hours.

1550
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:43,400
Speaker 2: What happened six You guys didn't try to get on

1551
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,400
Speaker 2: porn humbu? Oh today?

1552
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 6: No? Not yet?

1553
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 2: Hey, not yet?

1554
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,560
Speaker 3: I mean, can you speak me?

1555
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 2: Neither? But a friend told me you can't, dude, what

1556
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,519
Speaker 2: you can't get on porn hub. They don't even know pornhub,

1557
01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 2: like we know porn Hub.

1558
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 3: I'm I'm sorry, we have to go.

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01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 2: We're sorry for this whole episode. Wait are you.

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01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 3: Yes?

1561
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,519
Speaker 2: So evidently you cannot look at you have to have

1562
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:15,200
Speaker 2: like age consent. Well that seems fine, that's okay. You

1563
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 2: can probably then you have like put your like I

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01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 2: d on a porn site to do it, and so

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01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 2: pornhub just goes, you know what, peace We out of

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01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 2: here and they're not in Utah. Damn.

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01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:31,400
Speaker 3: Well you guys are We.

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01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 2: Don't know what to tell you? Yeah, you, I mean.

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01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 6: I will say that, like they're probably looking at us like, yeah,

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01:20:42,439 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 6: it's good because you've been here six hours and already looked.

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01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 3: We don't have it and we don't think about it ever.

1572
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm away from my wife for six hours.

1573
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 2: But also, what's I don't know the porn hub saying

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01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but do they have.

1575
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 3: But they do they do?

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01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:08,960
Speaker 2: You guys? Do they I don't know. A friend told

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01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,600
Speaker 2: me that they do. A friend told me that they do.

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01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 2: You got friends in s Yes, I do. And but

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01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 2: you have to put in your I D. So do

1580
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:22,720
Speaker 2: you do that or do you just think of fun

1581
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 2: memories from the ninth grade? Bro? You beat it the

1582
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 2: don't be weird?

1583
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 6: What I know?

1584
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 2: He said, I don't know.

1585
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 6: I know.

1586
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:41,639
Speaker 1: I feel like Utah your license plate should be like Utah,

1587
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 1: the land that Porno forgot.

1588
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be a fun Yeah, they could be solid.

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01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 3: Valerie.

1590
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,760
Speaker 2: When you get out of a creative rud, I would say,

1591
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,959
Speaker 2: find something that brings you pleasure.

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01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 6: Yes, I would say, just keep doing the thing, the

1593
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 6: creative thing, whether it's like writing or painting, just keep

1594
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:00,800
Speaker 6: doing it.

1595
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 3: Just keep going, like, don't stop get through the rut.

1596
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,320
Speaker 3: Don't like go to the beach for the day. Or

1597
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck you guys do here.

1598
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:13,760
Speaker 1: Okay, just sit down and I would say abuse substances.

1599
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fun one. Okay. Yeah. What I like

1600
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,560
Speaker 2: to do is I like to put on music that

1601
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:27,120
Speaker 2: brings me joy. Blink One Green Day, Tyau, Cruises, Dynamite. Okay,

1602
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:32,519
Speaker 2: did you say it's talking over mind saying a better

1603
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 2: lit go.

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01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 3: His doing life?

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01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 6: Say a, Adam just turned this into like one of

1606
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:44,840
Speaker 6: those trampoline zones for kids.

1607
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 2: Do you want to know popos out? Can I get

1608
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 2: a drop on the soundboard hit with? Yeah, I'll hit

1609
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 2: you with the popo? Cool question? So and an A

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01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,680
Speaker 2: and a enc? What? Well that's that girl whatever her

1611
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 2: name is? Uh huh?

1612
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:04,640
Speaker 3: I think did you just?

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01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:06,280
Speaker 2: Did you just any any nc?

1614
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,400
Speaker 3: Nancy? No a n c Oh?

1615
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:11,720
Speaker 2: Is that what you say?

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01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,599
Speaker 3: I like to think it's pronounced ananc.

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01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 2: A n C. I think it's a nope. You want

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01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:20,560
Speaker 2: to give me?

1619
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 3: Let me?

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01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:24,080
Speaker 2: Did any anal?

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01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1622
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:29,679
Speaker 2: You're doing great? Any any Did any of you cry

1623
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 2: after filming the last episode of work Workaholics? And in fact,

1624
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,880
Speaker 2: I think I was crying during the last scene. I

1625
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,559
Speaker 2: think you see me be like, why didn't you cry?

1626
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

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01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean that was a real bitch about it. Yeah, yeah,

1628
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,360
Speaker 2: Adam cried. Adam cried. None of us cried out. Just

1629
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 2: Adam cried, is a bitch?

1630
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:49,800
Speaker 6: No, you guys all three cried. Oh huh, you guys

1631
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,719
Speaker 6: all cried. I cried you did it because I remember

1632
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 6: I did.

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01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, Terrs, you have no emotions. It's takes

1634
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:57,719
Speaker 2: you very weird.

1635
01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 3: But when my family got to set, maybe, but we

1636
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:08,519
Speaker 3: were in a film.

1637
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,439
Speaker 6: We were like in the film Game over Man, like

1638
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,479
Speaker 6: in three weeks from that day, right, and so yeah,

1639
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 6: it was an end of an era.

1640
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,559
Speaker 2: And what you say that makes you fuck Paramount Plus

1641
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,040
Speaker 2: because we don't get to make the movie. They should pay.

1642
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 2: It can't be my idea because maybe they'll take legal precautions,

1643
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,000
Speaker 2: but if we all want to, it could be my idea.

1644
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 2: You plus feel free fu.

1645
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:39,559
Speaker 3: Fuck Paramount Plus.

1646
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 2: Fuck Paramount Plus. Wow do you hear that Paramount Plus

1647
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 2: a lot of people in SLC are past. How come

1648
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:54,560
Speaker 2: you guys? None of you guys said they're.

1649
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 6: On They're on tough times. They are falling apart, and

1650
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,679
Speaker 6: it's pretty rewarding to see.

1651
01:24:59,439 --> 01:25:05,839
Speaker 2: Ye fu them. So justin Paul two first names, says Adam,

1652
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:15,639
Speaker 2: plus bumper equals performance. Please don't start the music. Buck

1653
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:23,040
Speaker 2: me out. It scan my favorite place. I gotta get

1654
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,759
Speaker 2: my body move and shake the swear away. A simple

1655
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:37,120
Speaker 2: man to day. Ah if you can't tell. Adam reads

1656
01:25:37,439 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 2: before the show, Adam put your cards, will A says,

1657
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:46,679
Speaker 2: please let the Wizards play today? And guess what. First

1658
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:50,000
Speaker 2: of all, it's not the Wizards don't play up to us.

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01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 5: Okay, and it is not up to us. I don't

1660
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,280
Speaker 5: know how many times we have to explain this. We

1661
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,559
Speaker 5: don't choose when the portal opened? Did he say let

1662
01:25:58,640 --> 01:25:59,360
Speaker 5: the Wizards play?

1663
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:03,720
Speaker 6: Dude, Lamal spells, well, would skull fuck me if I

1664
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 6: even tried to like do any sort of seniority on him.

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01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:11,559
Speaker 5: No, they have powers beyond your wildest imagination and they

1666
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 5: will fuck you up and on top.

1667
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:15,800
Speaker 3: They might just skullfuck you.

1668
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 5: That's what happens. They grab your skull when they fuck it,

1669
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 5: then they skull fuck it.

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01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:25,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, graphic dude, Well, dude, these are them.

1671
01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:28,599
Speaker 3: They come from a different realm. It's actually kind of normal.

1672
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,960
Speaker 3: It's like how it's in Great Britain they say cunts

1673
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:31,920
Speaker 3: and we just don't say it here.

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01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,360
Speaker 6: That's just like a little too offensive. Yeah, skull fucking

1675
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:35,160
Speaker 6: where they're from is.

1676
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 3: Like it's like shaking.

1677
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:37,120
Speaker 1: It's like shaking.

1678
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like birds and the bee shit.

1679
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,920
Speaker 2: So any take backs, any apologies and slams.

1680
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 6: I'm gonna apologize to whoever I yelled at over here

1681
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 6: about like the money, Yeah, my bad.

1682
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:57,759
Speaker 2: And I stand by double keeping the money and shooting

1683
01:26:57,920 --> 01:26:59,200
Speaker 2: rockets with my friends.

1684
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:04,360
Speaker 3: Doubble down on the billionaire dream. Damn, that's nice.

1685
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:07,280
Speaker 1: I'll double down on that freaking buzzball I took.

1686
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 2: It wasn't so bad. I didn't get diarrhea. Alright, we'll

1687
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:10,120
Speaker 2: have another one.

1688
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel another one. I feel the way. This

1689
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:13,880
Speaker 3: is what is it?

1690
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 2: Takebacks and double downs. So we're doubling down on the

1691
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 2: road or dead ringers.

1692
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,080
Speaker 3: We did a dead ringer.

1693
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 5: Keanu Reeves is another one I get all the time.

1694
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 5: Fatu Reeves.

1695
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:27,639
Speaker 2: Dang, I w wait, when have you ever truly gotten? Yeah?

1696
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:31,720
Speaker 2: You look like yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I get Matt

1697
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:34,639
Speaker 2: Damon and Mark Wahlberg all the time.

1698
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,799
Speaker 5: Definitely I get Keanu Reeves more than I get Steve Aoki.

1699
01:27:39,439 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 2: Not the other day, bitch, well the other day, Yeah,

1700
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:43,759
Speaker 2: I got hit twice.

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01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:46,559
Speaker 3: We're like man, you look like Keanu Reeves when he's

1702
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 3: wet in the latest John Way. They do say, they

1703
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:51,559
Speaker 3: do say, like a little bit bigger.

1704
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 5: They're like like like, yeah, yeah, much fatter, much fatter,

1705
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,720
Speaker 5: A little bit, a little bit bigger, a little bit.

1706
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:02,519
Speaker 1: You look like big Keanu Reeves actually still actually look

1707
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:03,599
Speaker 1: like Bill Ate Ted?

1708
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:09,120
Speaker 2: Wait was he Ted? Or Bill? It's not Bill, He's Ted,

1709
01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 2: but like you look like you look like Ted eight

1710
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:16,679
Speaker 2: Bill Ted as Bill. Yeah, I'm over.

1711
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:20,599
Speaker 3: Here, matrix fully loaded, not your fries first.

1712
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 2: So I think we've lost somebody here and in the

1713
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:28,400
Speaker 2: front row. What do you mean you good dude? Ye

1714
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:31,080
Speaker 2: might big time to wrap up the show. I think

1715
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:36,000
Speaker 2: someone just just died right there? Okay, hell yeah, no

1716
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,800
Speaker 2: take back? You got any epic giveaway? Yeah? Get throws

1717
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:48,599
Speaker 2: we have you guys are lucky. I'm going to you, guys.

1718
01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:52,439
Speaker 5: Gay check out this naked grandma te This thing is

1719
01:28:52,479 --> 01:28:55,880
Speaker 5: fucking hot, yo.

1720
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,560
Speaker 2: This is a size.

1721
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:02,000
Speaker 3: This hell who wants it?

1722
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:02,840
Speaker 2: Who wants it?

1723
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 3: There you go? There you go?

1724
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:06,240
Speaker 10: Yes?

1725
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:18,880
Speaker 1: Nice toss hell yeah hell yeah, hell?

1726
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:25,560
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much so like, guys, thank you

1727
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,480
Speaker 2: for sowing.

1728
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 9: Respect and you guys blew our expectations out of the water.

1729
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:37,680
Speaker 2: We really appreciate you. Guys woke up and this is

1730
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 2: a good episode of is Importan