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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject,

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Speaker 1: Oh my lord, get a load of this subject. It

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Speaker 1: takes three men to do one job. Wow. Uh huh

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Speaker 1: uh huh. We'll get into it. And just a few

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Speaker 1: right now though, the nephew is here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call what you got for us? Nough. This is

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Speaker 1: the This is the ultimate Ussha right here. It is

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Speaker 1: the ultimate all of us that grew up in the

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Speaker 1: Black Church's growing up. This right here is that usher.

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Speaker 1: All right. This ain't usher that's in Las Baca. That

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Speaker 1: ain't that us. This is the Usha Okay, finger in

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Speaker 1: the air right yes, yes, And she don't a Pisa native.

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Speaker 1: If you look, she said that, I don't a Pizza native.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go the usshall. Hello, Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach your sister. This is uh good even

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Speaker 1: to your ma'am. I don't mean to be giving you

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Speaker 1: a call this late in the evening, but I I

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Speaker 1: am the new youth minister. I haven't Uh. My name

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Speaker 1: is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which mine

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Speaker 1: is um. He's no longer with the church anymore. Man, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not at at liberty to speak up on that.

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Speaker 1: But but what I was doing is getting around and

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Speaker 1: making sure I I met everyone because I haven't met

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Speaker 1: everyone yet and I wanted to reach out to um

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Speaker 1: everyone at the church. But listen, let me let me

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Speaker 1: get down to some more business, because I've spoken with

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Speaker 1: the pastor. Uh we spoke, yes, Okay, I spoke with

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Speaker 1: him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down

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Speaker 1: over a few changes. We're going to be king at

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Speaker 1: the church, and what we want to do is um.

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Speaker 1: One of the major subjects that have come up sins

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Speaker 1: that we're wanting you, if at all possible, and the

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Speaker 1: deacons were in on this meeting as well, but wanting

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Speaker 1: you to change your attitude when people are coming in

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Speaker 1: and you're seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to

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Speaker 1: the point where they think you wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait a minute, wait, thank you, I've had a meeting,

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Speaker 1: no meete, Well it wasn't a meeting. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to listen here. I've been ushering on that usher board before.

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Speaker 1: It's seven years. I am the singing us on that

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Speaker 1: usher board. And I see I've been trying to do

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Speaker 1: nuts about it. But I don't understand. Hi, y'all don't

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Speaker 1: have a meeting without me. But now you won't call

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Speaker 1: him and tell me that you're having a meeting on

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Speaker 1: me about me being nice always not well, ma'am, that

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be twenty seven now and some more

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Speaker 1: to call me. You know this don't make no type

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Speaker 1: of what is it? Well? What that's actually my call, man,

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Speaker 1: is that maybe we figured if I would call and

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Speaker 1: speak with you about the matter, that maybe we can

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Speaker 1: get to some type of rectifying this situation to where

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Speaker 1: we can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectified. You

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Speaker 1: calling me this time a night taught my some meeting

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Speaker 1: just don't make no time. I don't appreciate you're calling

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Speaker 1: me any time a night away of Bishop. I need

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Speaker 1: to speak the bishop. There's the one that actually I've

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Speaker 1: been at this church reporter seven years. I've been saying, Oh,

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Speaker 1: my life, this don't make no type of sense. You're

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Speaker 1: calling me here with this mess now tea often to

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Speaker 1: make me because I'm trying to be a question. But

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Speaker 1: y'all not gonna ask me to be a Christian? Is

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Speaker 1: she just gonna just gonna aditate me with this mess

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Speaker 1: telling me about something, remember that saying that they're having

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Speaker 1: problems when you're seating the people, and that's all that

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Speaker 1: we're trying to get rectified. People don't want to sit down.

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Speaker 1: They want to go over see it. They want to

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Speaker 1: go up there. They want to have the children running

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Speaker 1: too and throw it like a bunch of demons a

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Speaker 1: while he's just bucking around in the church like they

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Speaker 1: ain't got no sense. And I'm not going to have

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Speaker 1: it in my section. My section is gonna be straight.

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Speaker 1: And I understand. Let you know what, since the uh,

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Speaker 1: I think if we did this, if you would do

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Speaker 1: me a favor and hold your phone, and if you

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Speaker 1: would just bow your head right now for me, maybe

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Speaker 1: we can come to to get to get the man.

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Speaker 1: What am I bound? My head ain't clean, baby, If

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Speaker 1: we can get your lords, it's clean, it's hospital carpet.

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Speaker 1: It don't make no bud my head. If you could,

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Speaker 1: maybe if you could close your eyes, sister, since I

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Speaker 1: want close. I said, you called me and woke me

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Speaker 1: here by to my sleet with this mass meeting. I

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Speaker 1: am very annoyed at this and I don't appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna speak to

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Speaker 1: me now. Father. We asked that you look down up

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Speaker 1: on Si Stick. We asked that you look down upon

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Speaker 1: her right now, right now, asking that you put us

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Speaker 1: mind on her face on Sunday morning, ask him that

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Speaker 1: you put some joy in her heart on Sunday morning,

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Speaker 1: and let you draw all the pain that she in,

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Speaker 1: the anguish that she might be going through, whatever demon

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Speaker 1: there is inside. We asked that you draw that demon out.

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Speaker 1: We asked that you poured that demon away from right

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Speaker 1: now in your name. We asked all of these blessings

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Speaker 1: to come, because I don't appreciate this. Boy. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who you. Pastor gave me the number one

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Speaker 1: and asked me to call I am like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm Sean Williams. We haven't met yet, and I am

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Speaker 1: the news. He don't, he don't, he don't act that way,

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Speaker 1: and it's bishable. For the third time. I don't told you, boy,

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Speaker 1: bishable respectful the folks. Let me let me, let me

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Speaker 1: say this right here, sister, and maybe this will shed

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Speaker 1: some light on things a little bit clearer. This is

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Speaker 1: Nephew timing from Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by system who is also usher at the church

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Speaker 1: and missing here about this? This is as we are.

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Speaker 1: Don't make no sense, Lord him, this is embarrassing. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, this is bad, Steve. Yes, ma'am, that's that's

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Speaker 1: that's my uncle. This is just a joke though many

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Speaker 1: Oh Lord him? How you doing doing so? Is im?

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Speaker 1: Do you listen to the show every day? I never

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Speaker 1: would have stepped my Oh Lord John made Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: got me on this radio actors sister did this here

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Speaker 1: to you? How about it? Y'all call me back and

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Speaker 1: we get sist we do that, we do, we will

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Speaker 1: do a plank. Her bill had a couple of bills,

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Speaker 1: a little what is the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? And look to it and

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Speaker 1: hard him over look showing him. Look is so cute.

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Speaker 1: I love this is I'm so sorry. Please forgive me Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Don't it make you want to just go to church

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Speaker 1: on Sunday? Don't even make you You don't I know

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Speaker 1: you knew, I know you knew, But that's bishop coming

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Speaker 1: here and telling her job. I don't know it. You

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Speaker 1: got a better chance of getting the real usher to

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Speaker 1: go down and then do it all right, let me

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Speaker 1: need hey, man, we had we had one. If you

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Speaker 1: time to walk here, and she will shut that door

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Speaker 1: and we'll stand there and make you stand outside for

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Speaker 1: at least four or five minutes before they let you

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Speaker 1: back in, like call you serious, coming in now, and

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Speaker 1: imagine how they would have acted. They was getting paid,

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Speaker 1: getting paid you, And don't think that. Don't ever try

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Speaker 1: to get on one of those pews, one of the

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Speaker 1: first five pews. No oh no, I think those are

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Speaker 1: seasoned passes right section. When they let you right on

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Speaker 1: me in, man, they do no, Jake, I'm not cussing. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Man, you're gonna get somebody here.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening to Jake right now, do not do that.

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Speaker 1: You're not cussing. You'll get you behind that the way.

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Speaker 1: Let me go shoot out. I don't get choked by

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Speaker 1: a white glove, that's what you gonna do. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get up by a white or slapped by a white grittle.

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Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen. They don't play all right, nephew,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject it takes

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Speaker 1: three men to do one job. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.