Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency and chircom. I'm Drew, I'm Anda,
Speaker 1: and this is our unmedicated ADHD Damn.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm eating bread because I'm not kidding. I think
Speaker 2: that medicines like day quill and ni quill that give
Speaker 2: you liver warnings on the back are actually making you sicker,
Speaker 2: because every time I take it, I my kidney's hurt.
Speaker 1: Well. I don't know. I don't know what to say
Speaker 1: to that. I don't believe in medicine either anymore.
Speaker 3: I felt na, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I all over the counter medication. Give me a percocet, though.
Speaker 3: Do you believe in burgers?
Speaker 1: Not like I believe in percoset. I believe in roxy cotton,
Speaker 1: roxy codon, oxy cotton. What else is there? Lollipops.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick a lollipop in your butt.
Speaker 1: I would literally love that so much. Because there's this
Speaker 1: thing called boofing that is like ketamine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why have.
Speaker 2: We made like condoms that are like integrated with certain things.
Speaker 3: Like to get people high?
Speaker 1: They probably do do that. I'm gonna make that any
Speaker 1: of those jokes, No, they're all being left in.
Speaker 2: Okay, we have mushroom gummies mushroom condoms. That's too much
Speaker 2: because you can literally go like to the Apple Store
Speaker 2: of weed and like get a good edible.
Speaker 3: Why are you putting in your butt? Like, but yeah,
Speaker 3: that's shit. I just want to say that I don't
Speaker 3: believe in modern messin over the counter. I take it because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe in modern meds and like vaccines and whatnot,
Speaker 2: but over the counter, like you're selling me something that
Speaker 2: on the back literally is warning me a million times
Speaker 2: not to take more than.
Speaker 3: Two a day or else I will experience liver failure.
Speaker 1: I should be putting that in my body. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: should be letting the gods cure me as they intended
Speaker 1: with my immune system.
Speaker 3: But I was sick last week. As you all know.
Speaker 2: I feel way better. But I woke up stick again
Speaker 2: because I felt better. My first day feeling fully healthy,
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, perfect timing.
Speaker 3: It was our friend's party. I went, and then I
Speaker 3: smoked a bunch of.
Speaker 1: Cigarettes and stuck up your throat again.
Speaker 2: Back to fiel in a little not so lit But
Speaker 2: that's okay. That's just the way. That's the way love goes.
Speaker 1: That's the way it is. That's the way it is
Speaker 1: the only reason I said boof ketamine is that's an
Speaker 1: inside joke with one of our friends that is one
Speaker 1: hundred percent listening and we miss you. We miss you, babes.
Speaker 3: Imagine she just doesn't listen. But I was going to
Speaker 3: say something.
Speaker 2: Oh, I realized my farts for the most time are
Speaker 2: silent because I have no ash cheeks for them to
Speaker 2: travel through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. There's not that like walls.
Speaker 3: There's no wall of sound.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since mine is so fat, it's like earth shattering
Speaker 1: like farts when I do. When I do, it shakes
Speaker 1: the earth. You remember you remember the fart? Yeah that
Speaker 1: you remember the San Francisco earthquake. Yeah, that was because
Speaker 1: I shipped myself.
Speaker 2: Your ships are really like like scentless.
Speaker 1: Yeah that LA won and I think it was a
Speaker 1: ninety eight. Maybe I don't remember. There was the one
Speaker 1: that collapsed the bridge in LA that was on me.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately you had just been born though.
Speaker 3: I know, Oh my god, yeah, you were born with
Speaker 3: all cake.
Speaker 1: It's it's devastating, It was devastating.
Speaker 4: I did open the fridge this morning and I farted
Speaker 4: like a forty eight year old man, and like I
Speaker 4: was literally in my like pajamas and like all like
Speaker 4: ragged because I just woke it up and I like
Speaker 4: looked in the fridge and I farted and I felt
Speaker 4: like a forty eight year old who like is a
Speaker 4: divorcee and I deserved it.
Speaker 1: You lost the apartment, you lost the house, and you
Speaker 1: have the bachelor apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah when I live with like two random twenty year
Speaker 3: olds who I like mount.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the the divorcee apartment is like really sad and
Speaker 1: something a lot of people go through and no one
Speaker 1: talks about, Oh.
Speaker 3: What if it's a man who is divorced, he probably
Speaker 3: deserves it. I'm sorry, I know constantly.
Speaker 1: I just fucking I tigtok.
Speaker 5: As we're working, I always watch porn at like four
Speaker 5: minutes just to like feel something, just.
Speaker 3: To remind yourself what time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah good?
Speaker 3: Oh speak divorce.
Speaker 2: We need to level out the playing field and more
Speaker 2: women need to start cheating. And I was thinking about
Speaker 2: this while I.
Speaker 1: Was driving yesterday. So men cheat, I know that like.
Speaker 2: Women because we're just so like emotionally intellectual like and
Speaker 2: we're not driven by these like fucking like ruthless evils
Speaker 2: that men are. That more often than not, women aren't
Speaker 2: the ones cheating So here's my plan, because I know
Speaker 2: that cheating like is like a hard thing to do
Speaker 2: because women are just so like gorgeous and amazing and perfect,
Speaker 2: so it's hard to like be unloyal like that because
Speaker 2: we are so meant to be right or di. So
Speaker 2: next time you are about to break up with your partner,
Speaker 2: just lie and say you cheat it, like just so
Speaker 2: we can even out the plane. And you might be like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be like seen and perceived as
Speaker 2: a cheater.
Speaker 3: Cheating is in. That's my trend forecast.
Speaker 2: Tread forecast this trend forecast that no cheating is in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three. Women, cheating is in. It's a sleigh.
Speaker 2: It's like very sexy. It's like damn, like I bet
Speaker 2: it was good though, Like yeah, yeah, that's my addiction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And girls can't actually cheat because they're not pretty enough,
Speaker 1: so they have to lie.
Speaker 3: Is that a joke or no?
Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
Speaker 2: I thought, like the thing is you go so back
Speaker 2: and forth, Oh you said, but you said girls, you're
Speaker 2: not talking about like women. Do you reserve two different
Speaker 2: opinions or you just think like women and girls are
Speaker 2: like just.
Speaker 1: Nasty vaginas are scary period uterus, and that's on. Start
Speaker 1: saying that, Like, oh, like when you're gonna say like period,
Speaker 1: you say uterus.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, instead of saying, oh, it's giving,
Speaker 2: it's purring, don't.
Speaker 1: Say that, No, do not do not say that, but
Speaker 1: say uterus. Oh my god, like it's giving Uterus.
Speaker 3: It's not giving Uterus. I'm not saying that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say it's giving colon.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe you said that,
Speaker 1: because that is the perfect segue for something I have
Speaker 1: written down that I wrote down this fucking morning. That
Speaker 1: is insane that you said that, because when was the
Speaker 1: That is the first time that word has been utter
Speaker 1: on this fucking podcast. But when I was like eleven
Speaker 1: or twelve, I was having like really gnarly stomach issues,
Speaker 1: like I don't know what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 1: Like I would eat and immediately like throw up right after.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't on some like eaty shit. It was
Speaker 1: fully like my stomach in my body was like not
Speaker 1: letting food go down my gullet. So like I lost
Speaker 1: a bunch of weight and I was already underweight. So
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: you probably just have acid reflux, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I have acid reflux. Like my teeth are
Speaker 1: all melting out of my fucking skull because at night
Speaker 1: my stomach acid and bile goes up into my throat
Speaker 1: and melts the enamel off my fucking teeth.
Speaker 3: Dude, maybe like shiver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucked up. I still do when I
Speaker 1: when you forgot.
Speaker 3: To brush your teeth in the morning you went to school,
Speaker 3: you smelled like shit.
Speaker 1: I never forgot to brush my teeth.
Speaker 3: I know, you smelled like fucking doodoo.
Speaker 1: I went three day no please, no, no, no, but
Speaker 1: I had Where was I? Where was I?
Speaker 3: You said, okay, you were going to the doctor.
Speaker 1: You had stomach Oh yeah. They were like, you probably
Speaker 1: have acid reflex and I was like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: fucking know. Well we went and got a second opinion
Speaker 1: from another doctor and they were like, this is weird.
Speaker 1: A twelve year old should not be having stomach ass
Speaker 1: or stomach issues like this. Like let's get you an indoscopy,
Speaker 1: which is when they get a camera and they shove
Speaker 1: it down your throat and they look at That's why
Speaker 1: I don't have a gag reflex, They shove the camera
Speaker 1: down your throat. They check out like your esophagus and
Speaker 1: your stomach, make sure you don't have ulcers and ship.
Speaker 1: I think they even go into like your the beginning
Speaker 1: of your stomach. I think it's like the idum or
Speaker 1: something like that. I know, but in no, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what it's called. That's not the right. Oh
Speaker 1: my fucking guy. Sorry, wow, sorry, I'm just like wow.
Speaker 3: Could it be me? Like I'm no job out, You're
Speaker 3: just such a wow, like stick to the plan, like,
Speaker 3: well you ever heard of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But and they asked they they said, oh, like
Speaker 1: we also want to do a colonoscopy. Is said okay,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's okay, Like more shit
Speaker 1: to talk about.
Speaker 3: This is when you're twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in the same procedure, they did an endoscopy
Speaker 1: and a colonoscopy at the same time. And this is
Speaker 1: the worst part. Well, okay, prior we'll.
Speaker 3: Go back like two days at not the same time.
Speaker 1: They met the cameras in the middle, and there's footage
Speaker 1: of my insides with the cameras looking at each other.
Speaker 3: I literally was like, damn they I fell towered you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally literally, but I a couple of days prior,
Speaker 1: I had to take like the most amount of laxatives
Speaker 1: anybody's ever consumed, and like I mean, I was like
Speaker 1: spraying shit out of my ass. This was like pre
Speaker 1: constipation era, Like it was flowing and it was like
Speaker 1: football season. So like there was like a bathroom right
Speaker 1: next to our living room, and I would go in
Speaker 1: that bathroom and like explode shit out of my ass
Speaker 1: and people would like evacuate. It was like really fucked up.
Speaker 1: It was like bad, bad, But anyways, I was like
Speaker 1: a child and whatever. So fast forward to now. They
Speaker 1: did the procedures at this exact same time and I
Speaker 1: woke up out of the procedure in my eye. My
Speaker 1: right eye felt just so weird. I was like, something
Speaker 1: is wrong with this eye, but I didn't say anything
Speaker 1: while I was at the hospital, went home, slept it off, like,
Speaker 1: woke up at like seven and I had like the
Speaker 1: worst pink eye of my entire life, which either means
Speaker 1: that they gave me pink eye. They'd either put that
Speaker 1: fucking poop tube down my throat, that poop camera down
Speaker 1: my throat, and accidentally rubbed their fucking gloveless hands on
Speaker 1: my eye and gave me pink eye, or I just
Speaker 1: got pink eye because I was like, shit, some mint.
Speaker 2: Assume you got a big guy because you were spraying
Speaker 2: ship out of your ass and you weren't watching.
Speaker 1: I was heavily no. I actually was washing my hands
Speaker 1: because my mom made me. But I was heavily, heavily,
Speaker 1: heavily convinced that this was malpractice and I was gonna
Speaker 1: win like a case against this company.
Speaker 2: Mind.
Speaker 1: I literally was. I was like I was scheming. I
Speaker 1: was like figuring this ship out. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is not gonna slide.
Speaker 3: You're gonna finger that ship out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. But you talked about it like the first
Speaker 1: my yeah, I'm so japan core, like if you know,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Because of the.
Speaker 1: Babe you got that in l a Little Tokyo. But
Speaker 1: what was I saying.
Speaker 2: You were saying that you're gonna finger it out?
Speaker 1: Wee we bleeped it in one of the first episodes,
Speaker 1: because that was like we cannot like we cannot start
Speaker 1: like so.
Speaker 2: Far gone, Like it's not like I feel like saying
Speaker 2: that you finger poop out of your butt. It's probably
Speaker 2: one of the like most more pained things we've maybe said.
Speaker 3: Did you know that if you're a girl and you
Speaker 3: got a ship.
Speaker 2: And you put your finger in your vagina and you
Speaker 2: press against the back, you could feel the poop in
Speaker 2: your butt?
Speaker 3: That's real. That is so real.
Speaker 5: That's so cool.
Speaker 3: That's what like what? What?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Why is that so cool to you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You could just like massage it out if you really
Speaker 2: needed that. I haven't done that because I'm not nasty
Speaker 2: and I don't poop.
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: That was just far too much for me.
Speaker 3: That was that more than all of us watching porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was too much for you. No,
Speaker 1: that wasn't too much for me. I just like didn't
Speaker 1: need to see that, Like I never needed to witness that.
Speaker 1: Like it was laying eggs. Like it was laying eggs and.
Speaker 3: We were watching porn.
Speaker 2: That was like, I feel like it used to be
Speaker 2: a big This podcast is fucking nasty, maybe, like so
Speaker 2: we were watching this porn that's our media of the week.
Speaker 2: It's like the egg porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, right right, Well we'll we'll go to like
Speaker 1: a little nicer note sad still for me. But so
Speaker 1: I recently found out that the odor that I was
Speaker 1: smelling in middle school, like during the wintertime was stinky ugs,
Speaker 1: Like girls would wear their ugs and they would fucking
Speaker 1: stink like ship and they would have an odor, and
Speaker 1: it was like always kept a secret, and I was
Speaker 1: always like, what the fuck is this? Like sulfur like
Speaker 1: nasty ass, rotten egg, fucking odor stinch coming from this area,
Speaker 1: and it was always like the pretty girl sitting in
Speaker 1: the area, and I was like, there's no way it's them.
Speaker 1: Well on this one girl in particular who had stinky
Speaker 1: fucking ugs, and now I like, but she was also
Speaker 1: like the prettiest girl in school. I asked her to
Speaker 1: the dance and I asked her just like you want
Speaker 1: to go to the dance with me? And in front
Speaker 1: of everybody, it was like eight people at the lunch table,
Speaker 1: and she said no. And I was like, I was
Speaker 1: like literally destroying.
Speaker 3: What was your reaction?
Speaker 1: I was literally destroyed, like humiliated, because like I thought
Speaker 1: I had. I thought I was like rizzing all over her,
Speaker 1: like I was spraying riz everywhere, likes the way was
Speaker 1: squirting riz, like it was crazy oozing riz. It was
Speaker 1: like thick, creamy riz all over the place. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she said no and I was like literally like so heartbroken,
Speaker 1: like not because I wanted to go on the date
Speaker 1: with her, but because I was like embarrassed that someone
Speaker 1: would say I just wal.
Speaker 3: The way you rubbed her eye and it freaked me out.
Speaker 3: You were doing like such a specific way.
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, because they you get like that.
Speaker 3: It literally looks like an animatronic. It was scaring me.
Speaker 2: Okay, So she said, no, did you just walk away
Speaker 2: or did you try to like say anything else?
Speaker 1: Oh? I was like I was joking, I straight up.
Speaker 1: I was like like I wouldn't ask you anyways, like
Speaker 1: that type of vibe, and like, yeah, it was really familiar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but look who won. She has stinky fucking.
Speaker 3: Ugs and you are sitting in that.
Speaker 1: Chair drinking japan Core.
Speaker 3: Well what jrew said that to me?
Speaker 2: I was like telling him how I saw a TikTok
Speaker 2: about that the other day, like about stinky ugs. Oh,
Speaker 2: because the girl who does all like the two thousand
Speaker 2: and eight content did that. But I didn't know that
Speaker 2: was a thing, Like I didn't know when you were
Speaker 2: like when people were young, they were like experiencing like
Speaker 2: ugs getting stinky, because no one my area had fucking
Speaker 2: ugs and then it reminded me that I had bootleg
Speaker 2: ugs when I was younger from sketcher broke.
Speaker 1: And I was like broke, no money, poor, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I get your money up, not your funny up,
Speaker 1: I mean, and I was a kids bugs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you just make fugs up? Yeah,
Speaker 3: fugs is good, FuG leies.
Speaker 1: It's probably it's probably been said, yeah, I said fugs.
Speaker 2: Well, I had fugs growing up, and I just thought
Speaker 2: they were the weirdest shoe ever because nobody I genuinely
Speaker 2: didn't see ugs until I like met.
Speaker 1: You guys and then and then I put you on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I saw like, of course I saw
Speaker 2: like fall girl like memes and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I just assumed it was like such.
Speaker 2: A niche community that did ugs, and I didn't know
Speaker 2: that it was a huge thing for like white communities.
Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It was really a big that and like this is
Speaker 1: a deep cut. Actually I don't even think it's a
Speaker 1: deep cut. But Kendrick Scott was like it was like
Speaker 1: the Tiffany of my hometown. Like if you had like
Speaker 1: your kinder Scott necklace, your kinder Scott earrings, your fleece
Speaker 1: like north fish jacket, your uggs and your leggings like
Speaker 1: you were top bitch in school, like that you tour
Speaker 1: like that was the fit. It's like fake ash jewels,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I think this might still be a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well the Kendra Scott in that all the girlies
Speaker 1: would go to is no longer in business, so fumbling
Speaker 1: hard fumbled the bag. But one of my friends recently,
Speaker 1: Kindri Scott, hosted a party in Austin, and he was
Speaker 1: hired as a fake paparazzi to paparazzi all the celebrity
Speaker 1: guests that went in. Greg Abbott is a fucking freak bitch,
Speaker 1: monster bitch.
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: He's like the governor of Texas. He's the worst fucking
Speaker 1: person and like we all is like right now, like
Speaker 1: he just needs to keil over, get it done with,
Speaker 1: finish the job. He pulled up and it was quiet.
Speaker 3: Like did they not fake Papa up?
Speaker 1: I think I think that they had to.
Speaker 2: The job had to be done. A job was a job,
Speaker 2: and the job had to be done. Well, yeah, uggs
Speaker 2: were and then wait, I actually really want to find
Speaker 2: the fake sketchers ugs because I don't think they like
Speaker 2: were big too sketcher ugs. Now they're doing like the
Speaker 2: new ones I need to find, like the grumbly ones
Speaker 2: I had. These were kind of what I had. They
Speaker 2: were like similar in like sheen like they were so weird,
Speaker 2: and my dad got them for me. And oh also,
Speaker 2: this is why it makes sense that my dad got
Speaker 2: them for me, because my dad was at the time
Speaker 2: working for a really wealthy white family and I think
Speaker 2: may be their daughters had ugs.
Speaker 3: So my dad was just like went to.
Speaker 2: Go get a shoes and I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: these are like those shoes those girls have.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it for my girls, and got it
Speaker 3: for me and my.
Speaker 2: Sister, and we liked them because we're like, oh, these
Speaker 2: are fun and cozy. But like it's if I wore
Speaker 2: any other fake shoe to school, like god forbid, I
Speaker 2: wore like shock yeah and ones or like shacks to school, I.
Speaker 3: Would have been like roasted at the fucking steak.
Speaker 2: But nobody knew what uggs were, so they were just like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's off her cozy shit. Like I was just serving
Speaker 2: like going to school and like my cookie monster pants
Speaker 2: kind of vibe when I pulled up with those and
Speaker 2: people were like, Wow, she's so cozy, like me coming.
Speaker 3: To school with a blanket, my eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just toke a fuck me going to school
Speaker 2: with a blanket, my fake ugs, my like black jegging
Speaker 2: like leggings, my white polo polo polo.
Speaker 1: Why did you just call me jeggings?
Speaker 2: You are kind of like juggings because after if you wash,
Speaker 2: it's your fucking useless I'm gonna you away and you
Speaker 2: get all soggy and saggy on my butt, bitch.
Speaker 3: Like I was saying.
Speaker 2: But yeah, me pulling up like that, and then with
Speaker 2: my crunchy fucking gel hair because I didn't know how
Speaker 2: to take care of my curly hair, so I was
Speaker 2: doing my life with like the most gel in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, me walking around school like in seventh
Speaker 2: grade like this, walking down.
Speaker 3: The hallways, like because my hair was still soaking wet
Speaker 3: because I put it in the sink that morning to
Speaker 3: wet it for my gel.
Speaker 2: But yeah, nobody clocked me on my fake ugs because
Speaker 2: we literally didn't know what that was. And also, like
Speaker 2: it does make sense that they fucking stink because in
Speaker 2: the winter they're just like walking through the snow in
Speaker 2: your ugs and they get wet and nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the girls would wear them in the
Speaker 1: rain and they would literally get fucking moldy and start
Speaker 1: like crumbling underneath their feet, like soggy ugs. Is like
Speaker 1: the funniest thing. Like there are photos of girls with
Speaker 1: like muddy fucking ugs. Like it's like the funniest shit
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Like they're like sagging down.
Speaker 3: There, really looking up muddy.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's like the funniest photos I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Ew Oh, this is just a video Kate's ugs stuck.
Speaker 3: In the mud.
Speaker 1: That's got it. This specific photo. This is the funniest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Is why
Speaker 1: is this a thing? Like on Google? It's like hella,
Speaker 1: muddy ug photos. It's like, yeah, my ugs get used.
Speaker 2: Wait, I need to like find this picture that I
Speaker 2: was just at because it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I got made fun of last night at
Speaker 2: a bar.
Speaker 3: I literally made fun of And guess what you know
Speaker 3: what maturing is? I said, nothing, Well, you were sober.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also granted I was just in shock because I like
Speaker 2: not to make it seem like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: got made fun of for the first time. I know
Speaker 2: I get made fun of because I go out in
Speaker 2: public and for the most part, I'm like obnoxious, rowdy, loud.
Speaker 2: I know people are whispering about me, but it's rare
Speaker 2: that I hear someone fully just outwardly talking about me.
Speaker 3: But it literally felt like a moment.
Speaker 2: Where, you know, like the stereotype of like oh like
Speaker 2: just like I hate using this word, but like kind
Speaker 2: of like pick me girl moment of like the girl
Speaker 2: who's making fun of me. It was like a girl
Speaker 2: and a guy making fun of me, and it literally
Speaker 2: felt like pick me moment of I'll swearing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, like drinking beer on a Sunday night,
Speaker 1: you fucking loser, get a get a fucking life loser. No,
Speaker 1: literally okay, but especially at this bar, like you're drinking
Speaker 1: a fucking beer like yeah, ab so at the bar.
Speaker 2: It was this bar that has like a photo booth
Speaker 2: that I've actually been made fun of. So this isn't
Speaker 2: my first time being made fun Last time I was
Speaker 2: at this bar I got made fun of because last
Speaker 2: time I was there, I go there for the photo booth,
Speaker 2: like I don't give a fuck, Like that's not crazy.
Speaker 2: What's crazier is like you pulling up on a Sunday
Speaker 2: night to drink beer. Like, what's crazier me going to
Speaker 2: be pretty in a photo booth? Orre you pulling up
Speaker 2: on a Sunday night at eleven forty five walking in
Speaker 2: to have a beer, like get a grip.
Speaker 3: But I guess it is a bar, so I'm just
Speaker 3: being nitpicky.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll pull like I we'll put up what I
Speaker 2: was like wearing and like what I looked like.
Speaker 3: And I think they were just having a member.
Speaker 2: Were like this fucking dim wit, fucking airhead, dumb bitch
Speaker 2: walked into the wrong place, Like does she even know
Speaker 2: where she's at?
Speaker 3: Like that was the vibe it was giving.
Speaker 2: And I when I went into the photosooth originally yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: But when I went into the photo booth, originally I
Speaker 2: felt them staring at me. And I thought to himself,
Speaker 2: I was like, I already felt a bunch of people
Speaker 2: staring at me because I knew before we even went
Speaker 2: to this bar. I'm like, people are gonna see what
Speaker 2: I'm wearing and be like this fucking idiot, why she's
Speaker 2: so dressed up, but I don't give a fuck because
Speaker 2: it's a nice ass outfit and you could kiss my
Speaker 2: goddamn ass. You're the loser who walks out of the
Speaker 2: house looking like shit because you don't care about self
Speaker 2: respect or like looking good. And I do because it
Speaker 2: makes me feel fun. But I knew I was gonna
Speaker 2: get looks. I was getting fucking stared at like a
Speaker 2: goddamn clown. When I was in there, I was like whatever.
Speaker 2: I go into the photo with I felt them looking
Speaker 2: at me and I was like, no, they're not looking
Speaker 2: at me, like I'm just being in my head.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 2: Then at this far there's this like big water jug thing,
Speaker 2: and I went to go get water because I wasn't
Speaker 2: drinking and I was like, I need water. I walk
Speaker 2: over to get water and their table is like right here,
Speaker 2: like if you're the water jug, they're right here. Like
Speaker 2: it's like kind of that cloth.
Speaker 1: I'm sparkling water jug. Wait, what is it?
Speaker 3: It's like the gatoraide jugs.
Speaker 1: That's what you got.
Speaker 5: Oh the sparklets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sparklets water.
Speaker 3: I don't know where that is.
Speaker 2: But I was there filling up and I feel their
Speaker 2: eyes burning a hole into me and they're just looking
Speaker 2: at me and giggling and laughing, and like I kind
Speaker 2: of glanced over and I was like, oh, yeah, they
Speaker 2: are fully staring at me. And then I was just
Speaker 2: kind of looking at them in my perpheral and thinking,
Speaker 2: and I was like, they're fully making fun of me,
Speaker 2: and we're not far enough and they're not hiding it too.
Speaker 3: That was the crazy part, is.
Speaker 2: Like they weren't like whispering, they were fully just dead
Speaker 2: staring at me. And I was like, Oh, they actually think,
Speaker 2: because I look so pretty right now, that I am
Speaker 2: a fucking imbecile. Like that's what it felt like. It
Speaker 2: felt like in their head, they were like, she's so
Speaker 2: fucking stupid. We could literally talk about her out loud
Speaker 2: right now and she won't hear it because she's actually stupid.
Speaker 2: And that's what it felt like. I didn't say anything
Speaker 2: because I was like, I was honestly just shocked.
Speaker 1: If I was there, I would have beat the ash.
Speaker 3: Thank you, bibs.
Speaker 1: These hands do not discriminate.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That means a lot to me, Like I
Speaker 3: just having a man in my life who will stand.
Speaker 5: Up for me.
Speaker 1: I'll take anybody down.
Speaker 3: Thank you, but will you though, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Been working out. People have been saying, according to Kaya,
Speaker 1: that I look bigger.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, it looks bigger.
Speaker 1: I had a good Penis Day yesterday. I had to
Speaker 1: tell Kai and Mason that Okay, yeah, but you didn't
Speaker 1: tell me that, yeah, because you saw it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it just didn't look very different to me.
Speaker 2: So I go back and all my friends are sitting
Speaker 2: at this table kind of next to theirs, and then
Speaker 2: I was loud because I wanted them to know that
Speaker 2: I fucking heard them, and I was like, I said
Speaker 2: to all them, I was like, those people right there
Speaker 2: are literally making fun of.
Speaker 3: Me right now.
Speaker 2: And I've never had that happen where someone's just loudly,
Speaker 2: blatantly looking at me and making fun of me. And
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do about it, and I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna say anything, but it's fucking crazy. And I
Speaker 2: was basically just doing that because I was gonna be
Speaker 2: in there for a while longer. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I want them to just not do that again, Like
Speaker 2: I know you're doing it, so don't fucking do it again,
Speaker 2: or else I'm gonna say the meanest thing to you ever.
Speaker 2: And you're gonna think about it for the rest of
Speaker 2: your fucking life that the bimbo bitch in this shitty
Speaker 2: fucking bar called you an idiot. But then I'm just
Speaker 2: like whatever, I'm gonna leave because I was like, I
Speaker 2: have a headache, I'm not like feeling good again. I
Speaker 2: just want to go, and everybody's like, yeah, well just leave.
Speaker 2: We're standing, like everybody crowds around. I wish there was
Speaker 2: a way to like show you that out the like
Speaker 2: layout of this bar, but basically we all end up
Speaker 2: standing right next to their table because everybody decides to
Speaker 2: get water before we leave, and I hear him, like
Speaker 2: the guy at the table basically be like, dude, you know,
Speaker 2: she definitely didn't think like this was the vibe, and
Speaker 2: like it's just so funny, Like where did she think
Speaker 2: she was?
Speaker 1: Like, would have pulled out his fucking hair and snapped
Speaker 1: his glasses and broke every fucking bone in his fingers.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's such.
Speaker 5: A weird high school level of exactly.
Speaker 1: And I guarantee he did not wash his balls or
Speaker 1: under all the flaps on his fucking skin. And I
Speaker 1: hope he fucking burns on hell like he will burn
Speaker 1: in hell, Like.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. And then this was the other thing.
Speaker 2: So then when we're standing there, I made sure that
Speaker 2: I couldn't see them because I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: want them to see my face. I don't want them
Speaker 2: to say anything about me anymore.
Speaker 1: And it smelled like dry spin.
Speaker 2: But that was kind of like this, like the girl's
Speaker 2: back was to mine, but I was like this, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if I'm sorry, Yeah, you can't. Also can't
Speaker 1: hear you.
Speaker 3: I was gonna scream. But I was like this basically
Speaker 3: with the girl.
Speaker 2: And I heard him say that, and like she's facing him,
Speaker 2: so my back is fully to him.
Speaker 3: He says that, and then like I kind of turned
Speaker 3: a little because I wanted to see if they were
Speaker 3: still looking at me. They are, the girl fully turned.
Speaker 2: The girl fully turns her body, looks at me up
Speaker 2: and down and starts laughing and then turns back to
Speaker 2: the guy and she was like no, exactly, and like
Speaker 2: starts laughing again. And I couldn't believe it. And then
Speaker 2: as I was walking by, I just said, like, really
Speaker 2: that again. I didn't say anything mean, and I should
Speaker 2: have because I could have read them both to the
Speaker 2: ground and up too because they can.
Speaker 1: They're fucking ugly, like cigarette stained teeth, fucking gaps in
Speaker 1: their teeth, disgusting, rotten British person teeth. It was one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 2: Vibes where it was like, I think that girl was
Speaker 2: like so down to make fun of me because she
Speaker 2: felt superior because she like was.
Speaker 3: Like I don't need makeup and like extra clothes and
Speaker 3: like whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, maybe you do, though, because like
Speaker 2: you're not serving right now, and like where is your sleigh?
Speaker 2: Like it's not present, it's not in the room with us,
Speaker 2: so why are you talking about me? But as we're
Speaker 2: walking by, I was just like, I think they've been
Speaker 2: making fun of me for the past twenty minutes and
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. I don't think I'm chirping, but
Speaker 2: it's fucking insane that they think that's okay to just talk.
Speaker 3: About someone like that so loud. And then I just
Speaker 3: said that and I like didn't even look at them
Speaker 3: to see if they heard me.
Speaker 1: We're finally getting a taste of our own medicine.
Speaker 3: But the thing is why they were so like you
Speaker 3: know what, It felt like it felt.
Speaker 2: Like they were like they were comedians, Like does that
Speaker 2: make sense? Like it felt like they were the kind
Speaker 2: of people to like go and do stand up and
Speaker 2: be like, so I saw this fucking idiot, bitch, what's
Speaker 2: up with girls?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Like that's what it felt like. They were giving, like
Speaker 2: they were there to perform to each other on a
Speaker 2: Sunday night because they were bored and they like need
Speaker 2: a few beers to start being funny. And it was
Speaker 2: just crazy and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: See, this is my rule.
Speaker 3: And I was tart and I didn't say anything mean
Speaker 3: to them.
Speaker 1: This is my rule. You can talk shit about anybody
Speaker 1: you want, make fun of anyone you want, but as
Speaker 1: long as they don't hear you. Because this is what happened.
Speaker 2: It's just so great. I just I couldn't believe. I've
Speaker 2: never heard anyone be that loud. Again, I know, bitch,
Speaker 2: I've like sustained myself to the internet, let alone to
Speaker 2: being an obnoxious fucking freak for my whole life. So
Speaker 2: I know people talk about me. I know people fucking
Speaker 2: hate me and think I'm annoying and shit or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh you you are, yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, just like every time I degrade myself you're
Speaker 2: so quick to like agree, jump in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know you the best, Like you know
Speaker 1: yourself better than anybody does. So I'm just like agreeing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think like sometimes when I say that,
Speaker 2: I need you to say like that's not true.
Speaker 1: M m, well I would be lying.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I guess I can respect that.
Speaker 1: Should we talk about or I'll just get into it.
Speaker 1: I'll just get into it, y'all. So I have a
Speaker 1: question for you, Kai. Have you been getting pregnancy content
Speaker 1: on your for you page, like pregnant people, like cute
Speaker 1: little babies like all that shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gotten a lot of like pregnant and on
Speaker 5: my feet page, but it's all girls that I got
Speaker 5: pregnant that I'm like friends with.
Speaker 1: And I think that you're an absent father.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like why would you even like admit to that.
Speaker 2: That's not a flex? Maybe that's not the flex you
Speaker 2: think it is.
Speaker 5: Well, it's cool.
Speaker 1: As men, we are put here to spread our seat
Speaker 1: as far as possible. That's why our stamina is so high,
Speaker 1: and that's why we don't get pregnant, and so we
Speaker 1: can like plant our seat and spread it's actually pull
Speaker 1: as far as possible because that's just how what that's
Speaker 1: just how have you though?
Speaker 5: No, I haven't pregnant.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you're getting it because like you know, when
Speaker 2: you're like literally on the same Wi Fi as someone,
Speaker 2: you get their feed.
Speaker 1: Can you just say, yes, yes, I have. So this
Speaker 1: proves my theory. That proves my theory. So we're starting
Speaker 1: to think that the government is putting cute babies in
Speaker 1: pregnancy content on everybody's TikTok for you pages and their
Speaker 1: feeds because our generation is having a very very small
Speaker 1: amount of babies, Like, no one is making babies. We're
Speaker 1: like such, we're like not doing it. And I feel
Speaker 1: like they're trying to like incentivize us with like this
Speaker 1: cute baby content and it's like, oh, look, how cute
Speaker 1: my pregnancy bump. It is all look, how cute my
Speaker 1: baby is? Like you should have one, because population collapse
Speaker 1: is gonna happen very soon if we don't, And in
Speaker 1: thirty years when our generation is sixty and retiring and
Speaker 1: our children are supposed to be taking over, there's not
Speaker 1: gonna be anybody to take over, and the entire world
Speaker 1: is gonna collapse.
Speaker 3: The world is gonna heal, it's healing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally what it is. But yeah, the government
Speaker 1: is putting pregnancy content on your for you pages to
Speaker 1: get you pregnant.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel.
Speaker 2: But then I'm also like, maybe it's because we're all
Speaker 2: in our mid twenties now, and it's just showing other
Speaker 2: people in their mid twenties, and most people in their
Speaker 2: mid twenties are getting their fucking life going and they're like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna have a baby and like settle down.
Speaker 3: Or like have a family.
Speaker 1: I love the joke where it's like we don't need
Speaker 1: any more influencers, like we need electricians and plumbers. Like
Speaker 1: it's okay, you don't have to make viral content online,
Speaker 1: Like please go to school to be a plumber.
Speaker 2: I think you should do that because like honestly, like
Speaker 2: you're okay at what you do, but it's just you
Speaker 2: could be better at other things like building homes and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's like the meanest thing someone's like ever said to me.
Speaker 2: No, Like you're funny, but like it would be funnier
Speaker 2: if you just like did a real job, like.
Speaker 1: As a bit. Yeah, yeah, you're really.
Speaker 3: Good at it, and you like stuck to it for
Speaker 3: like thirty.
Speaker 1: Years oh yeah, if it was like a bit like
Speaker 1: an Andy Kaufman like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except like you like really did a job.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds awesome. Well shit, yes, I know who
Speaker 1: Andy Kaufman is, Like yes, like I I get Wait, did.
Speaker 3: Y'all think Andy Kaufman was being serious in the one video? Yikes?
Speaker 1: Ya, yikes?
Speaker 3: Where is your comedic gradear?
Speaker 1: Oh cool? My shoe just keeps like like literally degrading
Speaker 1: in front of me, Like this is.
Speaker 2: Like, also, you mean deteriorating. It's not like degrading you?
Speaker 2: Was it degrading you? Like it can't speak?
Speaker 1: I think degrading can mean anything decomposing. Well, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I'm just surrounded like, yes man, I'm surrounded by yes men.
Speaker 1: And it's like really shocking.
Speaker 5: When we agree with you, you say that we're fake.
Speaker 5: When we disagree with you, you say that you're.
Speaker 1: Everyone's against you exactly because I am a victim and
Speaker 1: what I'm just supposed to do be fucking normal. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Just don't come like I need.
Speaker 2: You're a fashion victim because this olfit is horrendous.
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?
Speaker 5: Because she fucking bodied?
Speaker 1: Okay, did you wear? Did you wear that sweater on
Speaker 1: our rainy day waterfly hike yesterday. Yes, did you wash it?
Speaker 5: No? But you're getting I didn't need to watch it.
Speaker 1: I don't smell bad. You can't laugh at my outfit.
Speaker 3: Damn, yeah, you can't laugh at his outfit.
Speaker 5: Let me just say this, you can.
Speaker 1: I just say, what was that voice?
Speaker 3: You're well, that's just how you said it your outfit.
Speaker 5: Let me just say this. You guys, just wait until
Speaker 5: I start dressing.
Speaker 1: You'll be looking like ranch.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 2: Well, here's something I wrote down. Hot guys are so
Speaker 2: nasty because they know they're hot, and that's just super
Speaker 2: nasty and it feels very controlling.
Speaker 3: And manipulative, and I think, like men are so nasty. No.
Speaker 2: Actually, that one selfie of Timothy, like I have to
Speaker 2: text him about it because he actually looked so cute.
Speaker 1: I saw him in the grocery the other day and
Speaker 1: like we were just like working on each other and
Speaker 1: just like dapping each other up and like hanging out,
Speaker 1: and like we got like a drink at the cafe
Speaker 1: and we just like caught up and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: you're like kind of a.
Speaker 3: Nice guy, kind of did you have bags? Says with
Speaker 3: him before. Yeah, yeah, I guess he can be very.
Speaker 1: Fucking hit me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what he went to therapy for.
Speaker 2: So it's like, okay, he's like not and it was
Speaker 2: only you. So I don't feel like that crazy about
Speaker 2: it because I deserve this.
Speaker 1: People do change people.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I see you and I do want to hit you, though,
Speaker 2: but like so I get it because it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're just like you just have like a very like
Speaker 2: Drew is getting his stuff out of the dryer and
Speaker 2: I wanted so badly to close the fucking door on
Speaker 2: his body.
Speaker 3: It was so perfect. It would have been so fun. Instead,
Speaker 3: I just hit your back a bunch, but I gave
Speaker 3: you back shots.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like like also like when I say hot men,
Speaker 2: because we all know that, like I do find certain
Speaker 2: men hot, but like like young men like around our age.
Speaker 1: Yo, you stepped on my fucking toe her so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she hit me. She fucking hit me reaction,
Speaker 1: She fucking hit me.
Speaker 3: Your nerves are literally frozen.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you did stump on my big tone,
Speaker 1: and my nail is gonna fall off. I think I'm
Speaker 1: not joking. It's gonna turn black and fall off.
Speaker 2: Well it's not my fault you're wearing fucking shoes that
Speaker 2: are paper thin. But yeah, something about it is just
Speaker 2: so nasty. And all I can think about right now
Speaker 2: is the one example I wish I remember who I
Speaker 2: saw that made it made me think about because it
Speaker 2: was a TikTok of like this guy.
Speaker 3: It's something about him.
Speaker 2: I was like, you made this with evil intent in
Speaker 2: your heart, like you're not feeling yourself. You made this
Speaker 2: as like I'm gonna do something like I don't know,
Speaker 2: it just felt very evil. But then all I can
Speaker 2: think about is like, we need to shout this fucking
Speaker 2: TikTok out because I think it is literally the funniest
Speaker 2: one ever.
Speaker 3: The the girl taking the cup from that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it's like there was nothing in that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking knew it.
Speaker 3: He knew it.
Speaker 1: Well, while ya finds that TikTok like, I fear that
Speaker 1: my mind. Have you found it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, I have? The shirt's a cat? Have you wait?
Speaker 3: Have you seen this guy before?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: So his whole thing is that like.
Speaker 2: He's hot and he drenks coffee like literally, I'm not kidding, like,
Speaker 2: and now he like sells shirts question mark Like I
Speaker 2: don't really know.
Speaker 3: This is me just dizzy when this guy tried no
Speaker 3: raison but like he did this once.
Speaker 2: And then people were like, you're hot and you look like,
Speaker 2: what's that one actor whatever?
Speaker 3: But this s grow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, change.
Speaker 3: Knew it. I fucking knew it. You're just like the others.
Speaker 3: You're no different from the fucking breast. It was empty
Speaker 3: the whole because he's always with that damn cop.
Speaker 2: And I will say it always does empty because he
Speaker 2: lifts it so fast and then he slowly SIPs.
Speaker 1: But fucking knew it.
Speaker 3: I fucking knew it.
Speaker 1: Well. I fear that the tides have finally changed. And
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mention them by names specifically, but I
Speaker 1: think a lot of my faves are evil, sinister, greedy beings,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna name them by names, but just
Speaker 1: seeing the way some people have behaved recently, I'm like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: you're you're dark. There's darkness there, There's like a there's
Speaker 1: an energy. Yeah, there's a vibe sick and twisted.
Speaker 2: I what I will say, because I were on the
Speaker 2: same page. There is just a chance we're losing our
Speaker 2: mind and we're heading towards like a break, really fucking
Speaker 2: and then like three days ago and the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the building. There is a building at the like
Speaker 1: really close by our house. And we looked at it
Speaker 1: and like, I didn't say anything because I was like
Speaker 1: if I say this out loud, I will sound insane,
Speaker 1: and like I was talking about Enya or talking to
Speaker 1: Ya about something else, and when the thought pumped into
Speaker 1: my head and then Enya said exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: We looked at this building and we were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like it is a completely different color. There
Speaker 1: is no way they painted this overnight, because yesterday it
Speaker 1: was a different color. Today it was a new color.
Speaker 3: So it's like a stone building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was marble on the walls. And we were
Speaker 1: like I would have noticed if there were marble coat,
Speaker 1: Like if there was marble coating this building, Like why
Speaker 1: am I just now seeing this? Like this is new,
Speaker 1: this is fresh. And they also took down their pride sign,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. It's a little suspect, but yeah.
Speaker 3: But it literally scared the fuck out of us.
Speaker 2: And then I was trying to explain this to somebody
Speaker 2: on the phone yesterday, but they were like, no, that's normal,
Speaker 2: and I was like I don't think you understand what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, and like that's why you can't grasp it.
Speaker 2: But like it's like the comment saying like if you
Speaker 2: think you're going and saying that you're not, because you're
Speaker 2: saying enough to like keep a hold of your mental state. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But in those moments, I literally feel like enough, Like
Speaker 2: I genuinely feel like nothing is real or like everything's
Speaker 2: been real and I've been somewhere else and i just
Speaker 2: got placed here and I'm like seeing things and it's
Speaker 2: scaring me. And it's been happening.
Speaker 1: Last night on the drive home, like it was so
Speaker 1: high death and like it was so bright and colorful
Speaker 1: and beautiful, and I was just like, holy shit, like
Speaker 1: this is real. I'm real. I'm like seeing you, You're real.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing them talk in the back and I'm like,
Speaker 1: y'all are real. Like damn, all of this shit is
Speaker 1: actually real or it's all fake and I'm just waking up.
Speaker 3: I know. That's the scary thing is like I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, everything looks so real right now because
Speaker 3: I had it yesterday too. Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, basically we saw this building and like it looked real,
Speaker 2: like for the first time ever, it looked like a building,
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, buildings are like three D
Speaker 2: structures and they're not. Like, it's not this thing that
Speaker 2: if I crushed my car to it would just fall
Speaker 2: back and like lay flat like it was a building.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, people are in
Speaker 2: there right now, and it was really scary.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that people are inside every building, like
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think we're the only people inside.
Speaker 1: And then when we walk outside, people just spawn like
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like there's no way there's people inside
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 3: Next to us and they're doing stuff in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing evil. It just not makes sense.
Speaker 2: But then yesterday I had the same thing while Duror
Speaker 2: was having his awesome dream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna explain it because I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck because like, what else am I going to say?
Speaker 1: But so yesterday we me kind Mason went on like
Speaker 1: a waterfall hike and it was really pretty and it
Speaker 1: started raining and we were like, oh, let's get like
Speaker 1: a warm bowl of ramen after so we cruised to
Speaker 1: the Ramen shot, we got a bull of ramen, and
Speaker 1: then we all went our separate ways and when I
Speaker 1: got home, I knocked out like almost immediately. I was
Speaker 1: like the most tired I've ever been in my entire life,
Speaker 1: and I just like fell asleep because my belly was
Speaker 1: full and warm and it was the yummy bull of
Speaker 1: ramen and it put me on my ass. So halfway
Speaker 1: I set my alarm for thirty minutes because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sleep all night, like that would
Speaker 1: suck balls, because I was like, oh, I'm really tired.
Speaker 1: So I set my alarm for thirty minutes or twenty
Speaker 1: six minutes, and I woke up at four twenty on
Speaker 1: the dot and I saw it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can sleep like a little bit longer. So I
Speaker 1: snoozed and I woke up like six minutes later, and
Speaker 1: I just turned my alarm off instead of like actually
Speaker 1: waking up. And I think I had like entered rim
Speaker 1: sleep or something like right after that, because like I
Speaker 1: had another set of like awful, awful, awful like fucking dreams.
Speaker 1: Like I after these dreams, I was like like visibly
Speaker 1: shaken up, Like I was like, oh, this like has
Speaker 1: completely altered my life forever, like what happened in these
Speaker 1: dreams like really fucked me up. And I fully wasn't
Speaker 1: like awake yet. I was still in that like half
Speaker 1: sleep half awake state. And I was like in India's room,
Speaker 1: like tearing up talking about this.
Speaker 3: About to cry.
Speaker 2: I was just really embarrassing because I thought I lived
Speaker 2: in loved a man, but then I realized.
Speaker 3: That it was just a boy.
Speaker 1: So and you're ugly, so oh my god, and I
Speaker 1: never loved you. I could say the same market Oh
Speaker 1: now you say it. Now you say it, but you
Speaker 1: weren't saying it last night when I was giving you
Speaker 1: back shots. Oh oh, I love you so much. I
Speaker 1: love you, I love you. It's always I love you
Speaker 1: until it's not right about that, right about it? But
Speaker 1: I don't right this dream? So you know, previously I
Speaker 1: had a dream where I got shot and I woke
Speaker 1: up feeling the pain and I what Oh. And then
Speaker 1: a couple days later, literally yesterday, in my nap, I
Speaker 1: dreamed that. You know that other dream I had where
Speaker 1: it was like me dying over and over again and
Speaker 1: waking up in different people's bodies. Well, I did that
Speaker 1: a fuck again and I was like, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: that was one and done, Like I cannot do that again,
Speaker 1: and it happened again, and like it is so hard
Speaker 1: to describe the way I felt. But the first time
Speaker 1: it was me and Ki and we were driving around
Speaker 1: like my neighborhood and our golf carts and like one
Speaker 1: thing about me, one thing I am genuinely terrified of.
Speaker 1: Like it is like my one of my deepest fears.
Speaker 1: I don't know where this fear came from, but it
Speaker 1: is driving next to bodies of water in a golf cart.
Speaker 1: Like I I have had multiple panic attacks, like just
Speaker 1: like they're gonna roll in the water, the ground's gonna
Speaker 1: cave in underneath us, Like we're gonna it's gonna drive
Speaker 1: into the water, We're gonna fall off the bridge. Whatever.
Speaker 1: It is, Like I hate driving in golf carts next
Speaker 1: to water. It's like the scariest thing in the world
Speaker 1: to me. And I don't know why. But in this dream,
Speaker 1: we were in a golf cart and there was like
Speaker 1: a really tall bridge with like a deep ravine like
Speaker 1: hundreds of feet and like we pull up to this
Speaker 1: house and and Ky was like, oh I put in
Speaker 1: the wrong or I was like this is wrong house,
Speaker 1: and k I was like, oh I put in the
Speaker 1: wrong address, and we were like turning around and we
Speaker 1: got to this bridge and we were driving over it,
Speaker 1: and Kai was like fucking around and like swerving the
Speaker 1: car a little bit, like just to make it so
Speaker 1: like but like, uh yeah, exactly, like I always just
Speaker 1: fucking playing. But he's like playing around, and like he
Speaker 1: was getting really close to the edge because he knew
Speaker 1: it was like a fear of mine I would freak
Speaker 1: out and then eventually want, you know, he wanted to
Speaker 1: see me writhing around. But anyways, he like fucks up
Speaker 1: and presses the gas inside the brakes and we drive off,
Speaker 1: like we roll off this fucking bridge down into this
Speaker 1: ravine and Kai is like freaking out, and like I
Speaker 1: look over at him and he's like freaking the fuck out,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, he goes calm, and
Speaker 1: we like look at each other because we're not about
Speaker 1: to hit the bottom of the lake, and like Kai
Speaker 1: starts crying a little bit too, because he's a bitch.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so normal and like masculine,
Speaker 1: so you would cry if but no, genuinely, Kay was crying.
Speaker 1: I saw tears rolling down his face, and I was
Speaker 1: like freaking out. But obviously, it's like what am I
Speaker 1: gonna do? Like I can't do anything about this, And
Speaker 1: so we hit the water and like the golf cart
Speaker 1: hits the side of the ravine and rolls over in
Speaker 1: the water and like it's deep water. So then we're
Speaker 1: like I can like feel the water around me, I
Speaker 1: see the water, and like I'm like trying to get up.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out, and I'm like gasping fray
Speaker 1: and I can't get my breath and I just fucking
Speaker 1: drowned and I die and then I hear this buzzing
Speaker 1: like like really loud in my head as I'm dying,
Speaker 1: and then I hear like a computer like chime, like
Speaker 1: a startup sounded like a computer, and like I just
Speaker 1: wake up in another body, and I'm like I'll keep
Speaker 1: this one short. But there was like a girl with
Speaker 1: me that like wanted nothing to do with me, or
Speaker 1: I didn't want anything to do with her, and she
Speaker 1: was like all over me, and I hated it, and
Speaker 1: I was like pushing her off and I was like,
Speaker 1: please get away from me, and her parents were even
Speaker 1: like they're like egging it on, and it was really
Speaker 1: fucking weird. And then I was with two other people
Speaker 1: and they were playing like arcade games. We were at
Speaker 1: like Chuck E Cheese's or some shit. We were like young,
Speaker 1: and the person, the one of the people that I'm with,
Speaker 1: drops her like card, a card like credit card or
Speaker 1: game card down the side of this like arcade machine,
Speaker 1: and I reach in there and I grab it, and
Speaker 1: then I start getting like electrocuted, and I feel like
Speaker 1: the electrocution going through my body, and like it's like
Speaker 1: really painful and really hot, and I'm like freaking the out,
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. I've never been electricuded. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I know what this feels like. And I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to pull my hand away but I can't,
Speaker 1: and then I die again. Hear the buzzing and ringing sound,
Speaker 1: and I wake up in another body, and this time
Speaker 1: I'm in the front seat of like a really modern supercar,
Speaker 1: and like the way I can describe the feeling that
Speaker 1: I had was like I was in like the nineteen twenties,
Speaker 1: like and like I was used to those cars, but
Speaker 1: like I was like terrified in the front seat of
Speaker 1: this car because I was like, how the fuck is
Speaker 1: this happening? How are we going this fact, how are
Speaker 1: we swerving down this road? And it was also someone
Speaker 1: that looked like Yukai that was driving, and you were
Speaker 1: like swerving and I was like, please slow it down,
Speaker 1: please slow down. You don't slow down. We eventually crash.
Speaker 1: And then right when we crashed and I die the
Speaker 1: third time, I like wake up in real life, and
Speaker 1: I was like freaking the fuck out. You know what
Speaker 1: I realize is it's higher powers giving me movie ideas
Speaker 1: and I just keep giving them away, and like this
Speaker 1: is fully like a great like you know, Magnolia, Like
Speaker 1: all the coincidences, like all this shit, it adds up
Speaker 1: like this is the same thing, except like we're Groundhog
Speaker 1: Dag but waking up as different people with the same mind.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that was my dream. And I freaked the
Speaker 1: fuck out and I was like genuinely terrified for the
Speaker 1: rest of the day. Yes, I know.
Speaker 2: He was literally so shaken up and almost cried, and
Speaker 2: I had nothing to give him because I was just like, well,
Speaker 2: while that was happening to you, I was in here,
Speaker 2: awake for the whole day, having another like disassociative meltdown
Speaker 2: because I was laying in bed, and when Drew went
Speaker 2: to go take a nap. It was like a cloudy
Speaker 2: day out, so like perfect nap vibes. But I had
Speaker 2: woken up at like twelve, so I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't need to take a nap. It was like four pm,
Speaker 2: and I was like, maybe I just go lay down.
Speaker 2: And I went into my room and like laid down
Speaker 2: with a zool and then I was looking at a
Speaker 2: zool and I was like, dude, a zool looked so
Speaker 2: real yesterday, Like it was actually freaking me out. Azol
Speaker 2: was my cat. She looked so real, and I think
Speaker 2: it was like the lighting in my room and it
Speaker 2: just felt the light that was coming into my room
Speaker 2: had never come into my room before. Like it was
Speaker 2: like such a specific lighting. It was like moody dark,
Speaker 2: but like I could see everything so clearly.
Speaker 1: You do have a gas sleek in this fucking house.
Speaker 2: I know. And I could see everything so clearly, and
Speaker 2: I was just like looking around.
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and I could.
Speaker 2: I swore I could see every hair on her body
Speaker 2: and it was freaking me out. And I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: you look so real, and like she was moving around
Speaker 2: and like being sweet, and I was.
Speaker 6: Like, dude, this is like such a like like like
Speaker 6: like animal, Like it's like such an intimate connection I
Speaker 6: have with this animal and I've never spoken to it,
Speaker 6: but I like know it so well.
Speaker 3: And I was like freaking the fuck out. And then
Speaker 3: I looked over to my dresser and I have this like.
Speaker 2: Actually really fucking nice dresser, by the way, fuck you,
Speaker 2: and it's like this space age like yellow dresser, and
Speaker 2: I like looked over at it and it was a
Speaker 2: yellow color I've never seen in my life and I
Speaker 2: never saw on this dresser. And then that started freaking
Speaker 2: out because I was like, dude, I've never looked at it,
Speaker 2: Like I've just never looked at the stresser. It's been
Speaker 2: in my room for like two years and I've never
Speaker 2: looked at it, and now I'm looking at it and
Speaker 2: I'm like seeing this hue of yellow I've never seen,
Speaker 2: and I like literally was freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh my god, everything looks
Speaker 3: so real.
Speaker 2: And then I looked out the window and like the
Speaker 2: sunset was like so gorgeous because it was like one
Speaker 2: of those sunsets when half the city is like super
Speaker 2: dark from like it being rainy, and then the other
Speaker 2: half is like just like normal and like they are
Speaker 2: like scattered clouds, so I just like looked gorgeous outside.
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to go outside and like
Speaker 2: look at this and like see it. But then I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm scared to go outside because I feel
Speaker 2: like something bad is gonna happen to me if I
Speaker 2: leave the house right now.
Speaker 3: So I can't leave the house.
Speaker 2: And I was just like standing in my room, like
Speaker 2: listening to music and looking out my windows. And then
Speaker 2: I was like I kept seeing people walk around, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what are they thinking? Do they think
Speaker 2: it's nice out like as nice as I do? And
Speaker 2: then I was just freaking out. And then like looking
Speaker 2: around my room and everything looked.
Speaker 3: So real and it was scaring me.
Speaker 2: And then that passed and then I was back to
Speaker 2: just being on my iPhone, so I was back in reality.
Speaker 1: I go back.
Speaker 3: I was grounded back to reality with my iPhone.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, we you know what it is is
Speaker 1: it's just like the first time we've looked up from
Speaker 1: our iPhones ever and we're just seeing the real world
Speaker 1: around us and we're like, Wow, this is actually really
Speaker 1: big and beautiful and it has a lot to offer.
Speaker 1: But then we have to drown those thoughts out because
Speaker 1: they're scary and change is scary. But you know, I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about recently, and I'm being dead serious when
Speaker 1: I say this, Why don't me and Drake kind of
Speaker 1: look like twins? Like we kind of look the same,
Speaker 1: We have the same vibe. Like if you look at
Speaker 1: him his eyes, his eyes are too far apart, but
Speaker 1: like we kind of look like the same. Look at him.
Speaker 1: I swear I'm not even playing Like I looked at
Speaker 1: him the other day and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: why are me and Drake twins?
Speaker 2: Let's see I unfollowed him a long time ago because
Speaker 2: he's pizzing me off.
Speaker 1: Also, me and Harry, Yes, we look alike. Me and Timmy,
Speaker 1: that's my boy. I know we look the same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just have a bunch of doppelgangers.
Speaker 3: Do you just think that because of his beard?
Speaker 1: No, I just think we look the same. M Well,
Speaker 1: save that picture. Will take one of me posing like that,
Speaker 1: and y'all will be the judge.
Speaker 2: Because the thing is, I'm on a did and for
Speaker 2: some reason, I'm like, why is it? Okay, that's not.
Speaker 1: You, bib No, See that is me.
Speaker 3: You know what I like y'all don't look alike.
Speaker 2: But I understand what you're saying, but it really is
Speaker 2: just like the facial hair.
Speaker 1: The energy vie.
Speaker 2: You should go get your like facial hair like done
Speaker 2: up by a barber.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm cutting it all off, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But before you do that, can we like line it
Speaker 2: up and like see what you would look like if
Speaker 2: you were like abnormal.
Speaker 3: Because you're very like you're abnormal.
Speaker 1: India has been like trying so hard to change my
Speaker 1: appearance recently. She's like, You're like, what if we like
Speaker 1: played around and like dyed your hair, and then what
Speaker 1: if we played around and cut all your splits off?
Speaker 1: Like oh, could we could like shave your beard and
Speaker 1: like get that off of you too?
Speaker 3: Like what? I never thought that.
Speaker 2: It's because I'm somebody who's so used to changing my appearance,
Speaker 2: but now that I am like so stuck like this
Speaker 2: and I'm like this is we Also. I hate that
Speaker 2: as I've been talking, I've been getting more adjusted and
Speaker 2: it's so nasty because I keep sucking at my snot.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. I just need to give head so
Speaker 3: that it's like a netty pop kind.
Speaker 1: Of gone the suction. Yeah it works, But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's more like I'm not the person I fell
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, you felt like you found attraction for it.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'm you, just like and I think
Speaker 1: you're trying to change me to be, to mold me
Speaker 1: into the thing you want me to be. That I'm
Speaker 1: my own being and I have my own once and needs.
Speaker 2: You know. What I want to do is you know,
Speaker 2: like what are they called, like the pottery table?
Speaker 3: What is that called?
Speaker 1: From?
Speaker 3: When I hit you? Yeah, cry me a river, bitch?
Speaker 3: What are they called the tables? The like pottery wheels?
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? Like a pottery wheel?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Want to put Drew on that and like make sure
Speaker 2: it's Wiener's in the middle and then mold is.
Speaker 3: And get a bunch of water. But it's like water.
Speaker 1: Based And like I'm having like a hard time laughing
Speaker 1: because my leg and toe hurts.
Speaker 3: I can make the rest of you hurt really fucking
Speaker 3: bad if you don't shut up.
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, Yeah, Well I have a couple more things
Speaker 7: written down than I wanted to talk about the next being,
Speaker 7: Oh that's mon reveal.
Speaker 1: I did a moon reveal on I G Go check
Speaker 1: it out. So our friend Jesture, their birthday was yesterday,
Speaker 1: and the day before yesterday they threw a little rave,
Speaker 1: big rave and it was the event of the weekend
Speaker 1: of the year, of the month.
Speaker 3: Or like it was the best time ever.
Speaker 1: But it was actually really fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so fun.
Speaker 1: But at that party, there was someone that I fancied,
Speaker 1: and I was like, ooh, I want you, I want you,
Speaker 1: and we kept like locking eyes and like making eye
Speaker 1: contact and it was really really sweet. But I'm too
Speaker 1: scared to interact with anybody other than my friends because
Speaker 1: of when I was rejected in grade school asking that
Speaker 1: girl to the dance. It stuck with me for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. But she has stinky fucking ugs now,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter. What the fuck was I saying.
Speaker 3: You were saying you fancied someone, you couldn't go up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't go up to them because I
Speaker 1: was terrified. And so then I ended and I pointed
Speaker 1: in yet to this person. I was like, look at them,
Speaker 1: like they're so bad, like I want them so bad,
Speaker 1: like they're hot, like whatever, and and he was like, sure,
Speaker 1: why don't you go say hi? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I have so fucking lutely not or say I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. Yeah, absolutely not. Anyways, next day I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to find who that was. I really want
Speaker 1: to find who it was. And Jester posts like a
Speaker 1: slide show on their TikTok, which you know this.
Speaker 3: Is gonna like so people are gonna look at the
Speaker 3: slide show and like.
Speaker 1: There's there's a few people on that, so I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck and they will never guess. But I
Speaker 1: screenshotted it and sent it to Gesture and I was like,
Speaker 1: who is this? I need to know who this is, Like,
Speaker 1: please tell me who this is. And Jester like didn't
Speaker 1: respond for an hour, and I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: like who is that and just responding was like Drew,
Speaker 1: that's my fucking uncle, Like you were hitting on my
Speaker 1: uncle the entire night, and I was like freaking the
Speaker 1: fuck out. I was like, oh, hell no, I thought
Speaker 1: it was really funny, and so did a gesture. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that is so funny.
Speaker 2: When Drew told me that, I like cracked the fuck
Speaker 2: up because I wouldn't have guessed that, but also that's
Speaker 2: so sweet, yeah, I think, And then my toxic response
Speaker 2: was like Okay.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: No, that was my response. I was like, okay, give
Speaker 1: me their number.
Speaker 3: Now what link me, link me, Let's link and build.
Speaker 1: Let's link and build.
Speaker 2: Why do me and Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal have
Speaker 2: to go to Paris together.
Speaker 1: Or have a threesome together?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to go to Paris.
Speaker 1: Oh see, you said that shit to me and I
Speaker 1: didn't understand it now and it.
Speaker 3: Was such a bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see if well I already spoiled it. But
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower, Effel Tower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew sent me like this slide show of like
Speaker 2: Pedro and Oscar being friends.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, oh, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: I just sat a picture of the Eiffel Tower back
Speaker 2: and Drew was like, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I was like, I know. I was like, okay, or
Speaker 1: you said we need to go to Paris? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all three of us need to go to Paris. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that slide show was fucking crazy. Literally, don't even get
Speaker 1: me started.
Speaker 3: I don't like Last of Us, but like I might
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 1: That's kind of my life too.
Speaker 3: But to see him be big and strong, so big.
Speaker 1: And strong, he's a real boy, Like that's the thing.
Speaker 3: He could probably pick me up.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing what Oscar Isaac is in recently.
Speaker 3: I just only remember scenes from a marriage.
Speaker 1: Oh he was in this new Marvel thing called Moonnight.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get me to watch that. I don't
Speaker 3: care who you put in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never, But you could reincarnate Michael Jackson and get
Speaker 2: him dancing in the fucking Avenger Circle and I wouldn't
Speaker 2: watch us us.
Speaker 1: This is literally anti Marvel.
Speaker 3: Anti Avengers. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: And if you fuck with it, honestly, that's gorgeous, that's beautiful,
Speaker 2: but you are abnormal.
Speaker 3: I'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1: I think, like the majority of people like Marvel, I
Speaker 1: just can't do super fucking heroes. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I never will, I never have.
Speaker 1: I also can't.
Speaker 2: Also, the comedy style of it. I think it's like
Speaker 2: also what turns us off because there's like.
Speaker 3: Such a like it's so like.
Speaker 2: I got it the whole dad, what what the heck?
Speaker 1: That's literally.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just can't do it.
Speaker 2: Also, saying someone is abnormal as a disc that's in
Speaker 2: because saying someone is abnormal is actually really fucking mean.
Speaker 2: Like I said that to somebody yesterday and I was like,
Speaker 2: it was like as a joke and it was funny,
Speaker 2: but I was like, if that was real, that would
Speaker 2: have been so mean, Like you're abnormal.
Speaker 1: I take it as a compliment.
Speaker 2: So next time somebody you don't like post TikTok, just
Speaker 2: comment abnormal.
Speaker 1: We should take that's don't do that.
Speaker 3: That's so mean.
Speaker 1: We should take normal out of the dictionary.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do that. Then, is that what you want
Speaker 3: to hear?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's done. That's exactly what I want to hear.
Speaker 3: Dictionaries are literally useless. Now, like we have.
Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching
Speaker 2: this episode. Oh wait, actually before we go, this is
Speaker 2: just random, but I did have a dream that we
Speaker 2: were in a plane crash two times in one day
Speaker 2: and we survived each other, but and it was like
Speaker 2: a plane crash that it was like this company had
Speaker 2: like really like malfunctioning planes. We got on and it
Speaker 2: was like really dipping a lot, and like it was
Speaker 2: like the worst takeoff ever. And I had turned to
Speaker 2: you and we were in business class because we were
Speaker 2: like so slagh. But also the business class seats were
Speaker 2: literally like fucking lawn chairs. Like it was so like
Speaker 2: we're eating key. But I turned to you and I
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, this plane is gonna go down.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, it's gonna fucking go down, and
Speaker 2: you were like and yeah, I know. And I was
Speaker 2: like I love you and we like said or I
Speaker 2: love you is but like for some reason we had
Speaker 2: this like blind conference where we're like i'll see you
Speaker 2: in like a second though, like it's okay, like whatever.
Speaker 3: It crashes.
Speaker 2: We crashed on the highway like it was like basically
Speaker 2: landed like this person.
Speaker 3: It was like a female pilot.
Speaker 2: She's it makes sense because she saved us because the
Speaker 2: plane was the one that had the malfunctioned.
Speaker 3: She didn't do anything wrong, but she.
Speaker 2: Crashed like she landed on the highway. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: she landed on the highway. Nobody was hurt. But then
Speaker 2: the highway was like in like like like very it
Speaker 2: felt like we like were in Brazil for some reason
Speaker 2: or some shit, but like it was literally the highway
Speaker 2: was next to like a river and like it was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: And then we landed.
Speaker 2: Everyone survived, and I literally stepped back and took the
Speaker 2: most lit id picture of like this plane with like
Speaker 2: a broken wing and like everybody like kind of standing around,
Speaker 2: and then I put.
Speaker 3: On my Instagram.
Speaker 2: I was like, lloel what the hell and like I
Speaker 2: that was my comment, Like my caption was.
Speaker 3: Like llol haul and it was like the plane crashed.
Speaker 2: And then the like the like airline was like trying
Speaker 2: to comp us by getting on another plane. And the
Speaker 2: pilot had told me she was like, watch the same
Speaker 2: thing is gonna happen, like these planes are all fucked up,
Speaker 2: like I've been trying to say this to them. Whatever,
Speaker 2: we got on the plane anyway, and then it happened
Speaker 2: to get it. We survived to get it, and we
Speaker 2: were like we were literally so high. We were like damn,
Speaker 2: we were so gassed. We're like, who can say they
Speaker 2: survived to play in a day and we were so gassed.
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, next episode is going to be lit,
Speaker 2: which is like way too real because anytime anything happens,
Speaker 2: we're always like, oh my god, like got to talk
Speaker 2: about we have to talk about and then that's it.
Speaker 1: But before we ended, I'm gonna do some media.
Speaker 3: Oh just you you think, just you.
Speaker 1: Well you were trying to end it early without it.
Speaker 2: No I always say thank you guys for watching, like recently,
Speaker 2: and then we do media.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Vespertine the entire album by B York. I
Speaker 1: know I've said it once and I'll say it again
Speaker 1: best B York album. I don't give a fuck what
Speaker 1: your opinion is. It's so good, so so good. And
Speaker 1: then hold on, hold on, hold on, I need to
Speaker 1: get the title of this song. Okay, I actually don't
Speaker 1: know which one it is, but it's off of Oil
Speaker 1: of every pearls on Insides by Sophie. There's a song
Speaker 1: on there specifically, but just listen to that as well, Masterpiece.
Speaker 1: And then I've been playing oh, I've been playing that
Speaker 1: sample also. One day, randomly, I ran into that sample
Speaker 1: in the wild and it freaked me the fuck out.
Speaker 1: And then I saw a TikTok a couple of days
Speaker 1: ago saying that they did the same thing.
Speaker 2: I think TikTok TikTok Spotify, if you have listened to
Speaker 2: a song before or like constantly, they'll throw the sampled
Speaker 2: one in your Discover weekly because it happens to me
Speaker 2: a lot, Like when the Tyler album came out and
Speaker 2: I was listening to it a lot. All the samples
Speaker 2: were in my Discover Weekly the next week.
Speaker 1: That's that's as fuck. But I've been playing I think
Speaker 1: it's called Planetary Evolution, but it's a like a cookie
Speaker 1: clicker style, a game where you click and make a
Speaker 1: bunch of money. And I have officially broke the top
Speaker 1: three hundred top earners of all time. I am going
Speaker 1: for number.
Speaker 3: One now because we just did the pod.
Speaker 1: I know I have to get back to clicking.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: My Discover Weekly is saving my feelings for you. Blossom
Speaker 2: Dearie act in a smoochie I spice. Princess Diana is
Speaker 2: by Sta drinking my cup by kirkle Bangs curkle bangs.
Speaker 1: Media. Of though, we should start calling it Discover weekly
Speaker 1: because you said my Discover Weekly on accident.
Speaker 2: But we'll do that if Spotify, because that's just give
Speaker 2: me a little something.
Speaker 1: Hey, Spotify, sign with you.
Speaker 2: And then Finest Hour by the Sundays. The Sundays is
Speaker 2: probably one of my top five artists.
Speaker 3: And that's it. That's that. Oh my god. I remember
Speaker 3: when I was like obsessed with the Everything but the Girl.
Speaker 1: Album, the Burgal album, Like.
Speaker 2: That wasn't my first time being obsessed with Amplified Heart,
Speaker 2: but every.
Speaker 3: Now and then it just creeps back up. Oh, and
Speaker 3: I've been listening to the Crambers.
Speaker 2: I've just been in my like like nineties two thousand
Speaker 2: like girl kind of being.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, I'm thirteen again in smoking cigarettes by the
Speaker 1: big green electrical box at the park.
Speaker 2: We actually hung out by that a lot after school
Speaker 2: with the YMCA counselor because he would let us like
Speaker 2: leave to go.
Speaker 3: Get ice cream.
Speaker 2: But he was he was a dance teacher, so it
Speaker 2: wasn't like it wasn't sus he was just he was
Speaker 2: like I think literally like twenty two and just was
Speaker 2: like living out older brother like fantasy of like if
Speaker 2: you don't want to just go get ice cream.
Speaker 3: He was actually the only cool counselor was so annoying.
Speaker 1: You ever smoke a cigarette? I think I spoke my
Speaker 1: first cigarette at the green machine or the green box,
Speaker 1: I think everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't think I smoked my first cigarette until I
Speaker 2: was like twenty or something like.
Speaker 3: I think I think it.
Speaker 2: Had to have been in La and then like the
Speaker 2: first time I really started smoking was when we went
Speaker 2: to Paris for the first time.
Speaker 1: And then the entire b thing for some reason, No,
Speaker 1: We're not.
Speaker 3: Well, that's because you said he stings like mildew, which
Speaker 3: he does, but like you didn't have to call him out.
Speaker 5: Whenever you don't let me hit for like a week,
Speaker 5: I do start to get pissed off you.
Speaker 3: That's literally me though.
Speaker 1: Everybody. Oh, that is one thing that we previously mentioned,
Speaker 1: but it was very true. Everybody in La wants me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's crazy. Everybody wants me so bad.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's annoying no one flirts with me, but
Speaker 3: like I'm not flirtable with and I also like when
Speaker 3: people flow with me. I literally, oh, I'm so mean
Speaker 3: by well because I just don't what to do with that.
Speaker 2: Like when people will flirt with me, I literally be
Speaker 2: like once once it registers in my head because I'm
Speaker 2: talking to somebody, and then they'll say the one actually
Speaker 2: flotageous thing with me, and I'll literally just like because
Speaker 2: I'm registering it, I'll look at.
Speaker 1: Them and be like, it's literally cringe flirting with people
Speaker 1: as cringe as fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like okay, yeah, and then I like just
Speaker 2: keep talking and that I'm like, I'm gonna go find
Speaker 2: my friends.
Speaker 3: Because you've scared me. Now, now you've made me very scared.
Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, well everyone wants Drew, everybody here
Speaker 2: wants you.
Speaker 3: You know that song, I'll serenade you with it right now.
Speaker 1: You don't know the song fast forwarded. Why the fuck
Speaker 1: would I know the song?
Speaker 2: Because it's fucking Jeff Buckley, bitch, one of the greatest
Speaker 2: fucking artists ever