WEBVTT - women should cheat more 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:23.919 Welcome back to emergency and chircom. I'm Drew, I'm Anda, 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:31.600 and this is our unmedicated ADHD Damn. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.520 Sorry, I'm eating bread because I'm not kidding. I think 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.720 that medicines like day quill and ni quill that give 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.080 you liver warnings on the back are actually making you sicker, 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.080 because every time I take it, I my kidney's hurt. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.600 Well. I don't know. I don't know what to say 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.880 to that. I don't believe in medicine either anymore. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.080 I felt na, I feel. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:58.720 Like I all over the counter medication. Give me a percocet, though. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:01.160 Do you believe in burgers? 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:05.520 Not like I believe in percoset. I believe in roxy cotton, 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:13.800 roxy codon, oxy cotton. What else is there? Lollipops. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.640 I'm gonna stick a lollipop in your butt. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.680 I would literally love that so much. Because there's this 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:26.280 thing called boofing that is like ketamine. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:27.800 Yeah, why have. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:34.120 We made like condoms that are like integrated with certain things. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.000 Like to get people high? 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.080 They probably do do that. I'm gonna make that any 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.240 of those jokes, No, they're all being left in. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:52.760 Okay, we have mushroom gummies mushroom condoms. That's too much 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.760 because you can literally go like to the Apple Store 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.480 of weed and like get a good edible. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:02:01.400 Why are you putting in your butt? Like, but yeah, 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:02.880 that's shit. I just want to say that I don't 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:07.760 believe in modern messin over the counter. I take it because. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.480 Yeah, I believe in modern meds and like vaccines and whatnot, 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:13.600 but over the counter, like you're selling me something that 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.320 on the back literally is warning me a million times 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.320 not to take more than. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.000 Two a day or else I will experience liver failure. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.440 I should be putting that in my body. Yeah, I 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.360 should be letting the gods cure me as they intended 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.919 with my immune system. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.520 But I was sick last week. As you all know. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.200 I feel way better. But I woke up stick again 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:38.440 because I felt better. My first day feeling fully healthy, 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.320 I was like, yes, perfect timing. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.200 It was our friend's party. I went, and then I 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:43.960 smoked a bunch of. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:47.480 Cigarettes and stuck up your throat again. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:52.280 Back to fiel in a little not so lit But 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:56.000 that's okay. That's just the way. That's the way love goes. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:03:00.240 That's the way it is. That's the way it is 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.160 the only reason I said boof ketamine is that's an 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.960 inside joke with one of our friends that is one 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.560 hundred percent listening and we miss you. We miss you, babes. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:14.320 Imagine she just doesn't listen. But I was going to 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:14.800 say something. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:19.000 Oh, I realized my farts for the most time are 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.000 silent because I have no ash cheeks for them to 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:21.600 travel through. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.960 Yeah, you don't. There's not that like walls. 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:25.920 There's no wall of sound. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:30.040 Yeah, since mine is so fat, it's like earth shattering 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:33.280 like farts when I do. When I do, it shakes 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:36.880 the earth. You remember you remember the fart? Yeah that 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.920 you remember the San Francisco earthquake. Yeah, that was because 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:40.720 I shipped myself. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.520 Your ships are really like like scentless. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.400 Yeah that LA won and I think it was a 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:50.400 ninety eight. Maybe I don't remember. There was the one 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.440 that collapsed the bridge in LA that was on me. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.600 Unfortunately you had just been born though. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.560 I know, Oh my god, yeah, you were born with 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.240 all cake. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.720 It's it's devastating, It was devastating. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.120 I did open the fridge this morning and I farted 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.680 like a forty eight year old man, and like I 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.800 was literally in my like pajamas and like all like 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.040 ragged because I just woke it up and I like 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:15.200 looked in the fridge and I farted and I felt 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.039 like a forty eight year old who like is a 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.400 divorcee and I deserved it. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.080 You lost the apartment, you lost the house, and you 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:23.400 have the bachelor apartment. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:27.480 Yeah when I live with like two random twenty year 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.599 olds who I like mount. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:33.400 Yeah, the the divorcee apartment is like really sad and 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.320 something a lot of people go through and no one 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.440 talks about, Oh. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.520 What if it's a man who is divorced, he probably 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.840 deserves it. I'm sorry, I know constantly. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.440 I just fucking I tigtok. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.640 As we're working, I always watch porn at like four 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:54.760 minutes just to like feel something, just. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:55.839 To remind yourself what time? 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:58.720 Yeah, yeah good? 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:00.560 Oh speak divorce. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.880 We need to level out the playing field and more 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.880 women need to start cheating. And I was thinking about 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:05.280 this while I. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:09.800 Was driving yesterday. So men cheat, I know that like. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:14.120 Women because we're just so like emotionally intellectual like and 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:17.640 we're not driven by these like fucking like ruthless evils 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:21.120 that men are. That more often than not, women aren't 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:24.000 the ones cheating So here's my plan, because I know 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.680 that cheating like is like a hard thing to do 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:30.240 because women are just so like gorgeous and amazing and perfect, 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.760 so it's hard to like be unloyal like that because 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.920 we are so meant to be right or di. So 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.919 next time you are about to break up with your partner, 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.200 just lie and say you cheat it, like just so 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.400 we can even out the plane. And you might be like, well, 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.680 I don't want to be like seen and perceived as 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.119 a cheater. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.599 Cheating is in. That's my trend forecast. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.240 Tread forecast this trend forecast that no cheating is in 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:56.840 twenty twenty three. Women, cheating is in. It's a sleigh. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.560 It's like very sexy. It's like damn, like I bet 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:03.160 it was good though, Like yeah, yeah, that's my addiction. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:07.800 Yeah, And girls can't actually cheat because they're not pretty enough, 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.640 so they have to lie. 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.400 Is that a joke or no? 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:14.360 That's how I feel. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.560 I thought, like the thing is you go so back 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.000 and forth, Oh you said, but you said girls, you're 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:22.880 not talking about like women. Do you reserve two different 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.120 opinions or you just think like women and girls are 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:25.480 like just. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:34.120 Nasty vaginas are scary period uterus, and that's on. Start 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.799 saying that, Like, oh, like when you're gonna say like period, 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:37.800 you say uterus. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.320 I was thinking, like, instead of saying, oh, it's giving, 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:42.320 it's purring, don't. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.680 Say that, No, do not do not say that, but 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.880 say uterus. Oh my god, like it's giving Uterus. 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:53.400 It's not giving Uterus. I'm not saying that. Yeah, I'm 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.480 gonna say it's giving colon. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.159 Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe you said that, 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.240 because that is the perfect segue for something I have 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.640 written down that I wrote down this fucking morning. That 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.159 is insane that you said that, because when was the 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:06.479 That is the first time that word has been utter 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:10.600 on this fucking podcast. But when I was like eleven 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:14.520 or twelve, I was having like really gnarly stomach issues, 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.240 like I don't know what the fuck was going on. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.320 Like I would eat and immediately like throw up right after. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.040 And it wasn't on some like eaty shit. It was 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.640 fully like my stomach in my body was like not 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:28.000 letting food go down my gullet. So like I lost 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.760 a bunch of weight and I was already underweight. So 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:33.400 I went to the doctor and they were like, oh, 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.880 you probably just have acid reflux, and I was like, yeah, 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.360 I know, I have acid reflux. Like my teeth are 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.920 all melting out of my fucking skull because at night 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.840 my stomach acid and bile goes up into my throat 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:45.920 and melts the enamel off my fucking teeth. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:47.640 Dude, maybe like shiver. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.240 Yeah, it was fucked up. I still do when I 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:51.760 when you forgot. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.000 To brush your teeth in the morning you went to school, 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.000 you smelled like shit. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:55.920 I never forgot to brush my teeth. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:57.880 I know, you smelled like fucking doodoo. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:04.920 I went three day no please, no, no, no, but 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:10.040 I had Where was I? Where was I? 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.040 You said, okay, you were going to the doctor. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:13.800 You had stomach Oh yeah. They were like, you probably 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.320 have acid reflex and I was like, oh, yeah, I 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:19.680 fucking know. Well we went and got a second opinion 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.320 from another doctor and they were like, this is weird. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.400 A twelve year old should not be having stomach ass 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:29.280 or stomach issues like this. Like let's get you an indoscopy, 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.920 which is when they get a camera and they shove 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.199 it down your throat and they look at That's why 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:38.040 I don't have a gag reflex, They shove the camera 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:41.280 down your throat. They check out like your esophagus and 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.200 your stomach, make sure you don't have ulcers and ship. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.520 I think they even go into like your the beginning 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.360 of your stomach. I think it's like the idum or 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:52.840 something like that. I know, but in no, I don't 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.880 even know what it's called. That's not the right. Oh 0:08:54.960 --> 0:09:00.200 my fucking guy. Sorry, wow, sorry, I'm just like wow. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.560 Could it be me? Like I'm no job out, You're 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.560 just such a wow, like stick to the plan, like, 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:06.920 well you ever heard of that? 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:12.760 Yeah? But and they asked they they said, oh, like 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.400 we also want to do a colonoscopy. Is said okay, 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.280 And I was like, yeah, that's okay, Like more shit 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:18.960 to talk about. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:21.640 This is when you're twelve. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:26.719 Yeah. So in the same procedure, they did an endoscopy 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:31.560 and a colonoscopy at the same time. And this is 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.480 the worst part. Well, okay, prior we'll. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.679 Go back like two days at not the same time. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.480 They met the cameras in the middle, and there's footage 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.600 of my insides with the cameras looking at each other. 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:44.520 I literally was like, damn they I fell towered you. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:50.000 Yeah, literally literally, but I a couple of days prior, 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.640 I had to take like the most amount of laxatives 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.240 anybody's ever consumed, and like I mean, I was like 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.880 spraying shit out of my ass. This was like pre 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:02.400 constipation era, Like it was flowing and it was like 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:06.040 football season. So like there was like a bathroom right 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.440 next to our living room, and I would go in 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.079 that bathroom and like explode shit out of my ass 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:13.280 and people would like evacuate. It was like really fucked up. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:18.720 It was like bad, bad, But anyways, I was like 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:24.520 a child and whatever. So fast forward to now. They 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.960 did the procedures at this exact same time and I 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.520 woke up out of the procedure in my eye. My 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.199 right eye felt just so weird. I was like, something 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.160 is wrong with this eye, but I didn't say anything 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.680 while I was at the hospital, went home, slept it off, like, 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.200 woke up at like seven and I had like the 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:45.800 worst pink eye of my entire life, which either means 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:49.800 that they gave me pink eye. They'd either put that 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.000 fucking poop tube down my throat, that poop camera down 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.080 my throat, and accidentally rubbed their fucking gloveless hands on 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.599 my eye and gave me pink eye, or I just 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.560 got pink eye because I was like, shit, some mint. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.200 Assume you got a big guy because you were spraying 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:04.760 ship out of your ass and you weren't watching. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.880 I was heavily no. I actually was washing my hands 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.680 because my mom made me. But I was heavily, heavily, 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.120 heavily convinced that this was malpractice and I was gonna 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.559 win like a case against this company. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:17.719 Mind. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.840 I literally was. I was like I was scheming. I 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.520 was like figuring this ship out. I was like, Oh, 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.040 this is not gonna slide. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.200 You're gonna finger that ship out. 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:33.080 Yeah, exactly. But you talked about it like the first 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:38.160 my yeah, I'm so japan core, like if you know, 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:38.520 you know. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:39.480 Because of the. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:46.960 Babe you got that in l a Little Tokyo. But 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:48.120 what was I saying. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.640 You were saying that you're gonna finger it out? 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.160 Wee we bleeped it in one of the first episodes, 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.440 because that was like we cannot like we cannot start 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:58.120 like so. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:01.920 Far gone, Like it's not like I feel like saying 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.520 that you finger poop out of your butt. It's probably 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:06.079 one of the like most more pained things we've maybe said. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.120 Did you know that if you're a girl and you 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:08.960 got a ship. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.440 And you put your finger in your vagina and you 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.520 press against the back, you could feel the poop in 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:15.400 your butt? 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.760 That's real. That is so real. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.319 That's so cool. 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:22.520 That's what like what? What? 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:22.760 Like? 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.000 Why is that so cool to you? Yeah? 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.120 You could just like massage it out if you really 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.440 needed that. I haven't done that because I'm not nasty 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.640 and I don't poop. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.080 Are you? 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:34.640 Okay? 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.440 That was just far too much for me. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:42.240 That was that more than all of us watching porn. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.120 Yeah, that was that was too much for you. No, 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.000 that wasn't too much for me. I just like didn't 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.880 need to see that, Like I never needed to witness that. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:13:00.599 Like it was laying eggs. Like it was laying eggs and. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:03.120 We were watching porn. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.240 That was like, I feel like it used to be 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:11.600 a big This podcast is fucking nasty, maybe, like so 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.520 we were watching this porn that's our media of the week. 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:15.720 It's like the egg porn. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:20.960 Yeah yeah, right right, Well we'll we'll go to like 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:27.280 a little nicer note sad still for me. But so 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.560 I recently found out that the odor that I was 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:36.800 smelling in middle school, like during the wintertime was stinky ugs, 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.120 Like girls would wear their ugs and they would fucking 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.760 stink like ship and they would have an odor, and 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.319 it was like always kept a secret, and I was 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.440 always like, what the fuck is this? Like sulfur like 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:52.520 nasty ass, rotten egg, fucking odor stinch coming from this area, 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.160 and it was always like the pretty girl sitting in 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.920 the area, and I was like, there's no way it's them. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:02.640 Well on this one girl in particular who had stinky 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.800 fucking ugs, and now I like, but she was also 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:09.240 like the prettiest girl in school. I asked her to 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.679 the dance and I asked her just like you want 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.920 to go to the dance with me? And in front 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.559 of everybody, it was like eight people at the lunch table, 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.080 and she said no. And I was like, I was 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:22.280 like literally destroying. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:23.720 What was your reaction? 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:27.960 I was literally destroyed, like humiliated, because like I thought 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.480 I had. I thought I was like rizzing all over her, 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.760 like I was spraying riz everywhere, likes the way was 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:39.400 squirting riz, like it was crazy oozing riz. It was 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:45.600 like thick, creamy riz all over the place. But yeah, 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:50.800 she said no and I was like literally like so heartbroken, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.560 like not because I wanted to go on the date 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.280 with her, but because I was like embarrassed that someone 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.800 would say I just wal. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.280 The way you rubbed her eye and it freaked me out. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.320 You were doing like such a specific way. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:06.000 You were like, yeah, because they you get like that. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.640 It literally looks like an animatronic. It was scaring me. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.480 Okay, So she said, no, did you just walk away 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.200 or did you try to like say anything else? 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.200 Oh? I was like I was joking, I straight up. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:19.800 I was like like I wouldn't ask you anyways, like 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:25.360 that type of vibe, and like, yeah, it was really familiar. Yeah, 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:29.040 but look who won. She has stinky fucking. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.760 Ugs and you are sitting in that. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.000 Chair drinking japan Core. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:39.880 Well what jrew said that to me? 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.920 I was like telling him how I saw a TikTok 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.480 about that the other day, like about stinky ugs. Oh, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.080 because the girl who does all like the two thousand 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.760 and eight content did that. But I didn't know that 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:55.240 was a thing, Like I didn't know when you were 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.680 like when people were young, they were like experiencing like 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.640 ugs getting stinky, because no one my area had fucking 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:05.920 ugs and then it reminded me that I had bootleg 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.520 ugs when I was younger from sketcher broke. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:12.000 And I was like broke, no money, poor, Oh my god, 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.160 like I get your money up, not your funny up, 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:17.480 I mean, and I was a kids bugs. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.200 Oh my god, did you just make fugs up? Yeah, 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.120 fugs is good, FuG leies. 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.960 It's probably it's probably been said, yeah, I said fugs. 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:30.240 Well, I had fugs growing up, and I just thought 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.240 they were the weirdest shoe ever because nobody I genuinely 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.960 didn't see ugs until I like met. 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:38.160 You guys and then and then I put you on. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:39.960 Yeah, and then I saw like, of course I saw 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:43.040 like fall girl like memes and stuff. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.080 But I just assumed it was like such. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.360 A niche community that did ugs, and I didn't know 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:50.880 that it was a huge thing for like white communities. 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.200 And I was like, wow, okay, yeah, yeah. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.000 It was really a big that and like this is 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.680 a deep cut. Actually I don't even think it's a 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:03.040 deep cut. But Kendrick Scott was like it was like 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.280 the Tiffany of my hometown. Like if you had like 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:10.440 your kinder Scott necklace, your kinder Scott earrings, your fleece 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.439 like north fish jacket, your uggs and your leggings like 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.359 you were top bitch in school, like that you tour 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:23.320 like that was the fit. It's like fake ash jewels, 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:24.120 like I don't know how. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.600 Yeah, yeah, and I think this might still be a thing. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:31.160 Yeah. Well the Kendra Scott in that all the girlies 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:37.480 would go to is no longer in business, so fumbling 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:41.240 hard fumbled the bag. But one of my friends recently, 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:44.800 Kindri Scott, hosted a party in Austin, and he was 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:49.879 hired as a fake paparazzi to paparazzi all the celebrity 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:52.600 guests that went in. Greg Abbott is a fucking freak bitch, 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:53.480 monster bitch. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.040 I don't know who that is. 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.440 He's like the governor of Texas. He's the worst fucking 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:02.359 person and like we all is like right now, like 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:04.439 he just needs to keil over, get it done with, 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:11.360 finish the job. He pulled up and it was quiet. 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.040 Like did they not fake Papa up? 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:15.639 I think I think that they had to. 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:18.240 The job had to be done. A job was a job, 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:23.800 and the job had to be done. Well, yeah, uggs 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.840 were and then wait, I actually really want to find 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.639 the fake sketchers ugs because I don't think they like 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:36.280 were big too sketcher ugs. Now they're doing like the 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.600 new ones I need to find, like the grumbly ones 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:44.480 I had. These were kind of what I had. They 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.680 were like similar in like sheen like they were so weird, 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.159 and my dad got them for me. And oh also, 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:53.240 this is why it makes sense that my dad got 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.120 them for me, because my dad was at the time 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:59.520 working for a really wealthy white family and I think 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.120 may be their daughters had ugs. 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.240 So my dad was just like went to. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:05.840 Go get a shoes and I was like, oh, like, 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:07.840 these are like those shoes those girls have. 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.119 I'm gonna get it for my girls, and got it 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:11.000 for me and my. 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.439 Sister, and we liked them because we're like, oh, these 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:17.000 are fun and cozy. But like it's if I wore 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.800 any other fake shoe to school, like god forbid, I 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:24.040 wore like shock yeah and ones or like shacks to school, I. 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:26.359 Would have been like roasted at the fucking steak. 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.400 But nobody knew what uggs were, so they were just like, oh, 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:31.879 she's off her cozy shit. Like I was just serving 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.320 like going to school and like my cookie monster pants 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.800 kind of vibe when I pulled up with those and 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:39.720 people were like, Wow, she's so cozy, like me coming. 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:41.320 To school with a blanket, my eggs. 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:43.480 Yeah, I just toke a fuck me going to school 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:47.320 with a blanket, my fake ugs, my like black jegging 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:51.800 like leggings, my white polo polo polo. 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.480 Why did you just call me jeggings? 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.639 You are kind of like juggings because after if you wash, 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:00.639 it's your fucking useless I'm gonna you away and you 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:03.520 get all soggy and saggy on my butt, bitch. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:06.840 Like I was saying. 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:10.679 But yeah, me pulling up like that, and then with 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.239 my crunchy fucking gel hair because I didn't know how 0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:14.960 to take care of my curly hair, so I was 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:18.679 doing my life with like the most gel in the world. 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:22.119 Oh my god, me walking around school like in seventh 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:23.760 grade like this, walking down. 0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:28.160 The hallways, like because my hair was still soaking wet 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:29.919 because I put it in the sink that morning to 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:30.800 wet it for my gel. 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:34.840