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Speaker 1: Welcome back to emergency and chircom. I'm Drew, I'm Anda,

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Speaker 1: and this is our unmedicated ADHD Damn.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm eating bread because I'm not kidding. I think

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Speaker 2: that medicines like day quill and ni quill that give

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Speaker 2: you liver warnings on the back are actually making you sicker,

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Speaker 2: because every time I take it, I my kidney's hurt.

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Speaker 1: Well. I don't know. I don't know what to say

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Speaker 1: to that. I don't believe in medicine either anymore.

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Speaker 3: I felt na, I feel.

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Speaker 1: Like I all over the counter medication. Give me a percocet, though.

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Speaker 3: Do you believe in burgers?

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Speaker 1: Not like I believe in percoset. I believe in roxy cotton,

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Speaker 1: roxy codon, oxy cotton. What else is there? Lollipops.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick a lollipop in your butt.

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Speaker 1: I would literally love that so much. Because there's this

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Speaker 1: thing called boofing that is like ketamine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why have.

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Speaker 2: We made like condoms that are like integrated with certain things.

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Speaker 3: Like to get people high?

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Speaker 1: They probably do do that. I'm gonna make that any

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Speaker 1: of those jokes, No, they're all being left in.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we have mushroom gummies mushroom condoms. That's too much

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Speaker 2: because you can literally go like to the Apple Store

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Speaker 2: of weed and like get a good edible.

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Speaker 3: Why are you putting in your butt? Like, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's shit. I just want to say that I don't

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Speaker 3: believe in modern messin over the counter. I take it because.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe in modern meds and like vaccines and whatnot,

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Speaker 2: but over the counter, like you're selling me something that

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Speaker 2: on the back literally is warning me a million times

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Speaker 2: not to take more than.

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Speaker 3: Two a day or else I will experience liver failure.

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Speaker 1: I should be putting that in my body. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: should be letting the gods cure me as they intended

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Speaker 1: with my immune system.

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Speaker 3: But I was sick last week. As you all know.

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Speaker 2: I feel way better. But I woke up stick again

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Speaker 2: because I felt better. My first day feeling fully healthy,

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Speaker 2: I was like, yes, perfect timing.

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Speaker 3: It was our friend's party. I went, and then I

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Speaker 3: smoked a bunch of.

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Speaker 1: Cigarettes and stuck up your throat again.

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Speaker 2: Back to fiel in a little not so lit But

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Speaker 2: that's okay. That's just the way. That's the way love goes.

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Speaker 1: That's the way it is. That's the way it is

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Speaker 1: the only reason I said boof ketamine is that's an

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Speaker 1: inside joke with one of our friends that is one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent listening and we miss you. We miss you, babes.

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Speaker 3: Imagine she just doesn't listen. But I was going to

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Speaker 3: say something.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I realized my farts for the most time are

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Speaker 2: silent because I have no ash cheeks for them to

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Speaker 2: travel through.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. There's not that like walls.

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Speaker 3: There's no wall of sound.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, since mine is so fat, it's like earth shattering

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Speaker 1: like farts when I do. When I do, it shakes

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Speaker 1: the earth. You remember you remember the fart? Yeah that

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Speaker 1: you remember the San Francisco earthquake. Yeah, that was because

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Speaker 1: I shipped myself.

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Speaker 2: Your ships are really like like scentless.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that LA won and I think it was a

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Speaker 1: ninety eight. Maybe I don't remember. There was the one

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Speaker 1: that collapsed the bridge in LA that was on me.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately you had just been born though.

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Speaker 3: I know, Oh my god, yeah, you were born with

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Speaker 3: all cake.

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Speaker 1: It's it's devastating, It was devastating.

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Speaker 4: I did open the fridge this morning and I farted

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Speaker 4: like a forty eight year old man, and like I

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Speaker 4: was literally in my like pajamas and like all like

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Speaker 4: looked in the fridge and I farted and I felt

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Speaker 4: like a forty eight year old who like is a

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Speaker 4: divorcee and I deserved it.

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Speaker 1: You lost the apartment, you lost the house, and you

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Speaker 1: have the bachelor apartment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah when I live with like two random twenty year

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Speaker 3: olds who I like mount.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the the divorcee apartment is like really sad and

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Speaker 1: something a lot of people go through and no one

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Speaker 1: talks about, Oh.

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Speaker 3: What if it's a man who is divorced, he probably

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Speaker 3: deserves it. I'm sorry, I know constantly.

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Speaker 1: I just fucking I tigtok.

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Speaker 5: As we're working, I always watch porn at like four

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Speaker 5: minutes just to like feel something, just.

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Speaker 3: To remind yourself what time?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah good?

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Speaker 3: Oh speak divorce.

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Speaker 2: We need to level out the playing field and more

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Speaker 2: women need to start cheating. And I was thinking about

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Speaker 2: this while I.

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Speaker 1: Was driving yesterday. So men cheat, I know that like.

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Speaker 2: Women because we're just so like emotionally intellectual like and

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Speaker 2: we're not driven by these like fucking like ruthless evils

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Speaker 2: that men are. That more often than not, women aren't

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Speaker 2: the ones cheating So here's my plan, because I know

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Speaker 2: that cheating like is like a hard thing to do

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Speaker 2: because women are just so like gorgeous and amazing and perfect,

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Speaker 2: so it's hard to like be unloyal like that because

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Speaker 2: we are so meant to be right or di. So

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Speaker 2: next time you are about to break up with your partner,

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Speaker 2: just lie and say you cheat it, like just so

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Speaker 2: we can even out the plane. And you might be like, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be like seen and perceived as

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Speaker 2: a cheater.

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Speaker 3: Cheating is in. That's my trend forecast.

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Speaker 2: Tread forecast this trend forecast that no cheating is in

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty three. Women, cheating is in. It's a sleigh.

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Speaker 2: It's like very sexy. It's like damn, like I bet

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Speaker 2: it was good though, Like yeah, yeah, that's my addiction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And girls can't actually cheat because they're not pretty enough,

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Speaker 1: so they have to lie.

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Speaker 3: Is that a joke or no?

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Speaker 1: That's how I feel.

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Speaker 2: I thought, like the thing is you go so back

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Speaker 2: and forth, Oh you said, but you said girls, you're

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Speaker 2: not talking about like women. Do you reserve two different

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Speaker 1: Nasty vaginas are scary period uterus, and that's on. Start

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Speaker 1: saying that, Like, oh, like when you're gonna say like period,

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Speaker 1: you say uterus.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, instead of saying, oh, it's giving,

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Speaker 2: it's purring, don't.

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Speaker 1: Say that, No, do not do not say that, but

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Speaker 3: It's not giving Uterus. I'm not saying that. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say it's giving colon.

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Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, I cannot believe you said that,

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Speaker 1: because that is the perfect segue for something I have

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Speaker 1: That is the first time that word has been utter

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Speaker 1: on this fucking podcast. But when I was like eleven

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Speaker 1: you probably just have acid reflux, and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, I have acid reflux. Like my teeth are

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Speaker 3: Dude, maybe like shiver.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucked up. I still do when I

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Speaker 3: To brush your teeth in the morning you went to school,

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Speaker 3: you smelled like shit.

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Speaker 3: I know, you smelled like fucking doodoo.

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Speaker 3: You said, okay, you were going to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: You had stomach Oh yeah. They were like, you probably

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Speaker 1: have acid reflex and I was like, oh, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: A twelve year old should not be having stomach ass

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Speaker 1: or stomach issues like this. Like let's get you an indoscopy,

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Speaker 1: which is when they get a camera and they shove

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Speaker 1: I don't have a gag reflex, They shove the camera

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Speaker 1: something like that. I know, but in no, I don't

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Speaker 1: my fucking guy. Sorry, wow, sorry, I'm just like wow.

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Speaker 3: Could it be me? Like I'm no job out, You're

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Speaker 3: just such a wow, like stick to the plan, like,

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Speaker 3: well you ever heard of that?

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Speaker 1: we also want to do a colonoscopy. Is said okay,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, that's okay, Like more shit

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Speaker 3: This is when you're twelve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So in the same procedure, they did an endoscopy

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Speaker 3: Go back like two days at not the same time.

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Speaker 1: They met the cameras in the middle, and there's footage

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Speaker 3: I literally was like, damn they I fell towered you.

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Speaker 1: that they gave me pink eye. They'd either put that

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Speaker 1: got pink eye because I was like, shit, some mint.

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Speaker 1: I was heavily no. I actually was washing my hands

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Speaker 1: because my mom made me. But I was heavily, heavily,

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Speaker 1: heavily convinced that this was malpractice and I was gonna

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Speaker 3: The way you rubbed her eye and it freaked me out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So she said, no, did you just walk away

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Speaker 3: Well what jrew said that to me?

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Speaker 2: I was like telling him how I saw a TikTok

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Speaker 1: I mean, and I was a kids bugs.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you just make fugs up? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: fugs is good, FuG leies.

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Speaker 3: Like did they not fake Papa up?

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Speaker 1: I think I think that they had to.

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Speaker 2: The job had to be done. A job was a job,

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Speaker 2: and the job had to be done. Well, yeah, uggs

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it for my girls, and got it

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Speaker 3: To school with a blanket, my eggs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just toke a fuck me going to school

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Speaker 1: Why did you just call me jeggings?

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Speaker 2: You are kind of like juggings because after if you wash,

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Speaker 3: Like I was saying.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, me pulling up like that, and then with

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Speaker 3: The hallways, like because my hair was still soaking wet

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Speaker 2: But yeah, nobody clocked me on my fake ugs because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the girls would wear them in the

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Speaker 3: There, really looking up muddy.

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Speaker 2: Ew Oh, this is just a video Kate's ugs stuck.

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Speaker 3: In the mud.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I need to like find this picture that I

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Speaker 3: This one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I got made fun of last night at

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Speaker 3: I literally made fun of And guess what you know

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Speaker 3: what maturing is? I said, nothing, Well, you were sober.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But it literally felt like a moment.

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Speaker 2: felt like pick me moment of I'll swearing.

442
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, like drinking beer on a Sunday night,

443
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,679
Speaker 1: you fucking loser, get a get a fucking life loser. No,

444
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: literally okay, but especially at this bar, like you're drinking

445
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: a fucking beer like yeah, ab so at the bar.

446
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 2: It was this bar that has like a photo booth

447
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: that I've actually been made fun of. So this isn't

448
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: my first time being made fun Last time I was

449
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 2: at this bar I got made fun of because last

450
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: time I was there, I go there for the photo booth,

451
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 2: like I don't give a fuck, Like that's not crazy.

452
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 2: What's crazier is like you pulling up on a Sunday

453
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 2: night to drink beer. Like, what's crazier me going to

454
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: be pretty in a photo booth? Orre you pulling up

455
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 2: on a Sunday night at eleven forty five walking in

456
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: to have a beer, like get a grip.

457
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,679
Speaker 3: But I guess it is a bar, so I'm just

458
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 3: being nitpicky.

459
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll pull like I we'll put up what I

460
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 2: was like wearing and like what I looked like.

461
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 3: And I think they were just having a member.

462
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 2: Were like this fucking dim wit, fucking airhead, dumb bitch

463
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 2: walked into the wrong place, Like does she even know

464
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: where she's at?

465
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 3: Like that was the vibe it was giving.

466
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 2: And I when I went into the photosooth originally yeah, which.

467
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 3: Makes a lot of sense.

468
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 2: But when I went into the photo booth, originally I

469
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 2: felt them staring at me. And I thought to himself,

470
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: I was like, I already felt a bunch of people

471
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 2: staring at me because I knew before we even went

472
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 2: to this bar. I'm like, people are gonna see what

473
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: I'm wearing and be like this fucking idiot, why she's

474
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: so dressed up, but I don't give a fuck because

475
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 2: it's a nice ass outfit and you could kiss my

476
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: goddamn ass. You're the loser who walks out of the

477
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 2: house looking like shit because you don't care about self

478
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: respect or like looking good. And I do because it

479
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 2: makes me feel fun. But I knew I was gonna

480
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: get looks. I was getting fucking stared at like a

481
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: goddamn clown. When I was in there, I was like whatever.

482
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: I go into the photo with I felt them looking

483
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 2: at me and I was like, no, they're not looking

484
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: at me, like I'm just being in my head.

485
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 3: Whatever.

486
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: Then at this far there's this like big water jug thing,

487
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 2: and I went to go get water because I wasn't

488
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 2: drinking and I was like, I need water. I walk

489
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: over to get water and their table is like right here,

490
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: like if you're the water jug, they're right here. Like

491
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: it's like kind of that cloth.

492
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm sparkling water jug. Wait, what is it?

493
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 3: It's like the gatoraide jugs.

494
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 1: That's what you got.

495
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 5: Oh the sparklets.

496
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, sparklets water.

497
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 3: I don't know where that is.

498
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: But I was there filling up and I feel their

499
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: eyes burning a hole into me and they're just looking

500
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 2: at me and giggling and laughing, and like I kind

501
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 2: of glanced over and I was like, oh, yeah, they

502
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 2: are fully staring at me. And then I was just

503
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: kind of looking at them in my perpheral and thinking,

504
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 2: and I was like, they're fully making fun of me,

505
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: and we're not far enough and they're not hiding it too.

506
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 3: That was the crazy part, is.

507
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 2: Like they weren't like whispering, they were fully just dead

508
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: staring at me. And I was like, Oh, they actually think,

509
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 2: because I look so pretty right now, that I am

510
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 2: a fucking imbecile. Like that's what it felt like. It

511
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 2: felt like in their head, they were like, she's so

512
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 2: fucking stupid. We could literally talk about her out loud

513
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 2: right now and she won't hear it because she's actually stupid.

514
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 2: And that's what it felt like. I didn't say anything

515
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 2: because I was like, I was honestly just shocked.

516
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: If I was there, I would have beat the ash.

517
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: Thank you, bibs.

518
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: These hands do not discriminate.

519
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 3: Thank you. That means a lot to me, Like I

520
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 3: just having a man in my life who will stand.

521
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 5: Up for me.

522
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: I'll take anybody down.

523
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: Thank you, but will you though, Yeah, I've.

524
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: Been working out. People have been saying, according to Kaya,

525
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: that I look bigger.

526
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, it looks bigger.

527
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: I had a good Penis Day yesterday. I had to

528
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: tell Kai and Mason that Okay, yeah, but you didn't

529
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: tell me that, yeah, because you saw it.

530
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it just didn't look very different to me.

531
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: So I go back and all my friends are sitting

532
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: at this table kind of next to theirs, and then

533
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 2: I was loud because I wanted them to know that

534
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: I fucking heard them, and I was like, I said

535
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: to all them, I was like, those people right there

536
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 2: are literally making fun of.

537
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: Me right now.

538
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: And I've never had that happen where someone's just loudly,

539
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 2: blatantly looking at me and making fun of me. And

540
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do about it, and I'm

541
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 2: not gonna say anything, but it's fucking crazy. And I

542
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 2: was basically just doing that because I was gonna be

543
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 2: in there for a while longer. And I was like,

544
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: I want them to just not do that again, Like

545
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: I know you're doing it, so don't fucking do it again,

546
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: or else I'm gonna say the meanest thing to you ever.

547
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: And you're gonna think about it for the rest of

548
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 2: your fucking life that the bimbo bitch in this shitty

549
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 2: fucking bar called you an idiot. But then I'm just

550
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: like whatever, I'm gonna leave because I was like, I

551
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 2: have a headache, I'm not like feeling good again. I

552
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: just want to go, and everybody's like, yeah, well just leave.

553
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 2: We're standing, like everybody crowds around. I wish there was

554
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: a way to like show you that out the like

555
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: layout of this bar, but basically we all end up

556
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: standing right next to their table because everybody decides to

557
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: get water before we leave, and I hear him, like

558
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 2: the guy at the table basically be like, dude, you know,

559
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 2: she definitely didn't think like this was the vibe, and

560
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 2: like it's just so funny, Like where did she think

561
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: she was?

562
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: Like, would have pulled out his fucking hair and snapped

563
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: his glasses and broke every fucking bone in his fingers.

564
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's such.

565
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 5: A weird high school level of exactly.

566
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: And I guarantee he did not wash his balls or

567
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: under all the flaps on his fucking skin. And I

568
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: hope he fucking burns on hell like he will burn

569
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: in hell, Like.

570
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. And then this was the other thing.

571
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: So then when we're standing there, I made sure that

572
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: I couldn't see them because I was like, I don't

573
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 2: want them to see my face. I don't want them

574
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 2: to say anything about me anymore.

575
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: And it smelled like dry spin.

576
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 2: But that was kind of like this, like the girl's

577
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: back was to mine, but I was like this, I.

578
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: Don't know if I'm sorry, Yeah, you can't. Also can't

579
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: hear you.

580
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: I was gonna scream. But I was like this basically

581
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 3: with the girl.

582
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: And I heard him say that, and like she's facing him,

583
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: so my back is fully to him.

584
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: He says that, and then like I kind of turned

585
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 3: a little because I wanted to see if they were

586
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: still looking at me. They are, the girl fully turned.

587
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: The girl fully turns her body, looks at me up

588
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 2: and down and starts laughing and then turns back to

589
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: the guy and she was like no, exactly, and like

590
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 2: starts laughing again. And I couldn't believe it. And then

591
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 2: as I was walking by, I just said, like, really

592
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: that again. I didn't say anything mean, and I should

593
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: have because I could have read them both to the

594
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: ground and up too because they can.

595
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: They're fucking ugly, like cigarette stained teeth, fucking gaps in

596
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: their teeth, disgusting, rotten British person teeth. It was one

597
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: of those.

598
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 2: Vibes where it was like, I think that girl was

599
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: like so down to make fun of me because she

600
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: felt superior because she like was.

601
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: Like I don't need makeup and like extra clothes and

602
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: like whatever.

603
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, maybe you do, though, because like

604
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: you're not serving right now, and like where is your sleigh?

605
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: Like it's not present, it's not in the room with us,

606
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: so why are you talking about me? But as we're

607
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: walking by, I was just like, I think they've been

608
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: making fun of me for the past twenty minutes and

609
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. I don't think I'm chirping, but

610
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 2: it's fucking insane that they think that's okay to just talk.

611
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: About someone like that so loud. And then I just

612
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: said that and I like didn't even look at them

613
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: to see if they heard me.

614
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: We're finally getting a taste of our own medicine.

615
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 3: But the thing is why they were so like you

616
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: know what, It felt like it felt.

617
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 2: Like they were like they were comedians, Like does that

618
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: make sense? Like it felt like they were the kind

619
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: of people to like go and do stand up and

620
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: be like, so I saw this fucking idiot, bitch, what's

621
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: up with girls?

622
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 3: Now?

623
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: Like that's what it felt like. They were giving, like

624
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: they were there to perform to each other on a

625
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: Sunday night because they were bored and they like need

626
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: a few beers to start being funny. And it was

627
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: just crazy and I couldn't believe it.

628
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: See, this is my rule.

629
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: And I was tart and I didn't say anything mean

630
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 3: to them.

631
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: This is my rule. You can talk shit about anybody

632
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: you want, make fun of anyone you want, but as

633
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: long as they don't hear you. Because this is what happened.

634
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: It's just so great. I just I couldn't believe. I've

635
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: never heard anyone be that loud. Again, I know, bitch,

636
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: I've like sustained myself to the internet, let alone to

637
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: being an obnoxious fucking freak for my whole life. So

638
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: I know people talk about me. I know people fucking

639
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 2: hate me and think I'm annoying and shit or whatever.

640
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: Oh you you are, yeah.

641
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, just like every time I degrade myself you're

642
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: so quick to like agree, jump in.

643
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know you the best, Like you know

644
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: yourself better than anybody does. So I'm just like agreeing.

645
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think like sometimes when I say that,

646
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: I need you to say like that's not true.

647
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: M m, well I would be lying.

648
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I guess I can respect that.

649
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: Should we talk about or I'll just get into it.

650
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: I'll just get into it, y'all. So I have a

651
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: question for you, Kai. Have you been getting pregnancy content

652
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: on your for you page, like pregnant people, like cute

653
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: little babies like all that shit.

654
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've gotten a lot of like pregnant and on

655
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 5: my feet page, but it's all girls that I got

656
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 5: pregnant that I'm like friends with.

657
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: And I think that you're an absent father.

658
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like why would you even like admit to that.

659
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: That's not a flex? Maybe that's not the flex you

660
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: think it is.

661
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 5: Well, it's cool.

662
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: As men, we are put here to spread our seat

663
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: as far as possible. That's why our stamina is so high,

664
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: and that's why we don't get pregnant, and so we

665
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: can like plant our seat and spread it's actually pull

666
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: as far as possible because that's just how what that's

667
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: just how have you though?

668
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 5: No, I haven't pregnant.

669
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you're getting it because like you know, when

670
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 2: you're like literally on the same Wi Fi as someone,

671
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: you get their feed.

672
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: Can you just say, yes, yes, I have. So this

673
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: proves my theory. That proves my theory. So we're starting

674
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: to think that the government is putting cute babies in

675
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: pregnancy content on everybody's TikTok for you pages and their

676
00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: feeds because our generation is having a very very small

677
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: amount of babies, Like, no one is making babies. We're

678
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: like such, we're like not doing it. And I feel

679
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: like they're trying to like incentivize us with like this

680
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: cute baby content and it's like, oh, look, how cute

681
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: my pregnancy bump. It is all look, how cute my

682
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: baby is? Like you should have one, because population collapse

683
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: is gonna happen very soon if we don't, And in

684
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: thirty years when our generation is sixty and retiring and

685
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: our children are supposed to be taking over, there's not

686
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: gonna be anybody to take over, and the entire world

687
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: is gonna collapse.

688
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 3: The world is gonna heal, it's healing.

689
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally what it is. But yeah, the government

690
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: is putting pregnancy content on your for you pages to

691
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: get you pregnant.

692
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 3: That's how I feel.

693
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: But then I'm also like, maybe it's because we're all

694
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: in our mid twenties now, and it's just showing other

695
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: people in their mid twenties, and most people in their

696
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: mid twenties are getting their fucking life going and they're like,

697
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna have a baby and like settle down.

698
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: Or like have a family.

699
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: I love the joke where it's like we don't need

700
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: any more influencers, like we need electricians and plumbers. Like

701
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: it's okay, you don't have to make viral content online,

702
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: Like please go to school to be a plumber.

703
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: I think you should do that because like honestly, like

704
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: you're okay at what you do, but it's just you

705
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: could be better at other things like building homes and stuff.

706
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: That's like the meanest thing someone's like ever said to me.

707
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: No, Like you're funny, but like it would be funnier

708
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: if you just like did a real job, like.

709
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: As a bit. Yeah, yeah, you're really.

710
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: Good at it, and you like stuck to it for

711
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: like thirty.

712
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: Years oh yeah, if it was like a bit like

713
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: an Andy Kaufman like yeah, yeah, yeah.

714
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, except like you like really did a job.

715
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds awesome. Well shit, yes, I know who

716
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: Andy Kaufman is, Like yes, like I I get Wait, did.

717
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 3: Y'all think Andy Kaufman was being serious in the one video? Yikes?

718
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: Ya, yikes?

719
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 3: Where is your comedic gradear?

720
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh cool? My shoe just keeps like like literally degrading

721
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: in front of me, Like this is.

722
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 2: Like, also, you mean deteriorating. It's not like degrading you?

723
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: Was it degrading you? Like it can't speak?

724
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: I think degrading can mean anything decomposing. Well, yeah, I agree.

725
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: I'm just surrounded like, yes man, I'm surrounded by yes men.

726
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: And it's like really shocking.

727
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 5: When we agree with you, you say that we're fake.

728
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 5: When we disagree with you, you say that you're.

729
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: Everyone's against you exactly because I am a victim and

730
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: what I'm just supposed to do be fucking normal. I

731
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Just don't come like I need.

732
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 2: You're a fashion victim because this olfit is horrendous.

733
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing?

734
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 5: Because she fucking bodied?

735
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: Okay, did you wear? Did you wear that sweater on

736
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: our rainy day waterfly hike yesterday. Yes, did you wash it?

737
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 5: No? But you're getting I didn't need to watch it.

738
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: I don't smell bad. You can't laugh at my outfit.

739
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 3: Damn, yeah, you can't laugh at his outfit.

740
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 5: Let me just say this, you can.

741
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: I just say, what was that voice?

742
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: You're well, that's just how you said it your outfit.

743
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 5: Let me just say this. You guys, just wait until

744
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 5: I start dressing.

745
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: You'll be looking like ranch.

746
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 4: God.

747
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: Well, here's something I wrote down. Hot guys are so

748
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: nasty because they know they're hot, and that's just super

749
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 2: nasty and it feels very controlling.

750
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 3: And manipulative, and I think, like men are so nasty. No.

751
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: Actually, that one selfie of Timothy, like I have to

752
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: text him about it because he actually looked so cute.

753
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: I saw him in the grocery the other day and

754
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: like we were just like working on each other and

755
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: just like dapping each other up and like hanging out,

756
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: and like we got like a drink at the cafe

757
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: and we just like caught up and I was like, damn,

758
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: you're like kind of a.

759
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 3: Nice guy, kind of did you have bags? Says with

760
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 3: him before. Yeah, yeah, I guess he can be very.

761
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: Fucking hit me.

762
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what he went to therapy for.

763
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: So it's like, okay, he's like not and it was

764
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: only you. So I don't feel like that crazy about

765
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 2: it because I deserve this.

766
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: People do change people.

767
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 2: Sometimes I see you and I do want to hit you, though,

768
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 2: but like so I get it because it's like, yeah,

769
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: you're just like you just have like a very like

770
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: Drew is getting his stuff out of the dryer and

771
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: I wanted so badly to close the fucking door on

772
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 2: his body.

773
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 3: It was so perfect. It would have been so fun. Instead,

774
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: I just hit your back a bunch, but I gave

775
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 3: you back shots.

776
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, like like also like when I say hot men,

777
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: because we all know that, like I do find certain

778
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: men hot, but like like young men like around our age.

779
00:36:51,960 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: Yo, you stepped on my fucking toe her so fucking bad.

780
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she hit me. She fucking hit me reaction,

781
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: She fucking hit me.

782
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 3: Your nerves are literally frozen.

783
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you did stump on my big tone,

784
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: and my nail is gonna fall off. I think I'm

785
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: not joking. It's gonna turn black and fall off.

786
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 2: Well it's not my fault you're wearing fucking shoes that

787
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 2: are paper thin. But yeah, something about it is just

788
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: so nasty. And all I can think about right now

789
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: is the one example I wish I remember who I

790
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: saw that made it made me think about because it

791
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 2: was a TikTok of like this guy.

792
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 3: It's something about him.

793
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 2: I was like, you made this with evil intent in

794
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 2: your heart, like you're not feeling yourself. You made this

795
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: as like I'm gonna do something like I don't know,

796
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 2: it just felt very evil. But then all I can

797
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,479
Speaker 2: think about is like, we need to shout this fucking

798
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: TikTok out because I think it is literally the funniest

799
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: one ever.

800
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 3: The the girl taking the cup from that guy.

801
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it's like there was nothing in that

802
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm thinking knew it.

803
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: He knew it.

804
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: Well, while ya finds that TikTok like, I fear that

805
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: my mind. Have you found it?

806
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, I have? The shirt's a cat? Have you wait?

807
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 3: Have you seen this guy before?

808
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 4: No?

809
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 3: So his whole thing is that like.

810
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: He's hot and he drenks coffee like literally, I'm not kidding, like,

811
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: and now he like sells shirts question mark Like I

812
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: don't really know.

813
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 3: This is me just dizzy when this guy tried no

814
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 3: raison but like he did this once.

815
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: And then people were like, you're hot and you look like,

816
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: what's that one actor whatever?

817
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 3: But this s grow.

818
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, change.

819
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: Knew it. I fucking knew it. You're just like the others.

820
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 3: You're no different from the fucking breast. It was empty

821
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 3: the whole because he's always with that damn cop.

822
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: And I will say it always does empty because he

823
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: lifts it so fast and then he slowly SIPs.

824
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: But fucking knew it.

825
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 3: I fucking knew it.

826
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: Well. I fear that the tides have finally changed. And

827
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna mention them by names specifically, but I

828
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: think a lot of my faves are evil, sinister, greedy beings,

829
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna name them by names, but just

830
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: seeing the way some people have behaved recently, I'm like, oh, like,

831
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: you're you're dark. There's darkness there, There's like a there's

832
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: an energy. Yeah, there's a vibe sick and twisted.

833
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 2: I what I will say, because I were on the

834
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: same page. There is just a chance we're losing our

835
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 2: mind and we're heading towards like a break, really fucking

836
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: and then like three days ago and the building.

837
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, the building. There is a building at the like

838
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: really close by our house. And we looked at it

839
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 1: and like, I didn't say anything because I was like

840
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: if I say this out loud, I will sound insane,

841
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: and like I was talking about Enya or talking to

842
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: Ya about something else, and when the thought pumped into

843
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 1: my head and then Enya said exactly what I was thinking.

844
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: We looked at this building and we were like, oh

845
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: my god, like it is a completely different color. There

846
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: is no way they painted this overnight, because yesterday it

847
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: was a different color. Today it was a new color.

848
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 3: So it's like a stone building.

849
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was marble on the walls. And we were

850
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: like I would have noticed if there were marble coat,

851
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: Like if there was marble coating this building, Like why

852
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: am I just now seeing this? Like this is new,

853
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: this is fresh. And they also took down their pride sign,

854
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: which is crazy. It's a little suspect, but yeah.

855
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: But it literally scared the fuck out of us.

856
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 2: And then I was trying to explain this to somebody

857
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 2: on the phone yesterday, but they were like, no, that's normal,

858
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: and I was like I don't think you understand what

859
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 2: I'm saying, and like that's why you can't grasp it.

860
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: But like it's like the comment saying like if you

861
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 2: think you're going and saying that you're not, because you're

862
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 2: saying enough to like keep a hold of your mental state. Yeah,

863
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: But in those moments, I literally feel like enough, Like

864
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 2: I genuinely feel like nothing is real or like everything's

865
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 2: been real and I've been somewhere else and i just

866
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: got placed here and I'm like seeing things and it's

867
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 2: scaring me. And it's been happening.

868
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: Last night on the drive home, like it was so

869
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: high death and like it was so bright and colorful

870
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: and beautiful, and I was just like, holy shit, like

871
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: this is real. I'm real. I'm like seeing you, You're real.

872
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm hearing them talk in the back and I'm like,

873
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: y'all are real. Like damn, all of this shit is

874
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 1: actually real or it's all fake and I'm just waking up.

875
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 3: I know. That's the scary thing is like I'm like,

876
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: oh my god, everything looks so real right now because

877
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 3: I had it yesterday too. Oh.

878
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: Also, basically we saw this building and like it looked real,

879
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: like for the first time ever, it looked like a building,

880
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, buildings are like three D

881
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: structures and they're not. Like, it's not this thing that

882
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 2: if I crushed my car to it would just fall

883
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 2: back and like lay flat like it was a building.

884
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, people are in

885
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: there right now, and it was really scary.

886
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: I don't believe that people are inside every building, like

887
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think we're the only people inside.

888
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: And then when we walk outside, people just spawn like

889
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like there's no way there's people inside

890
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: the house.

891
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 3: Next to us and they're doing stuff in there.

892
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing evil. It just not makes sense.

893
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 2: But then yesterday I had the same thing while Duror

894
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: was having his awesome dream.

895
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm gonna explain it because I don't give

896
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: a fuck because like, what else am I going to say?

897
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: But so yesterday we me kind Mason went on like

898
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: a waterfall hike and it was really pretty and it

899
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: started raining and we were like, oh, let's get like

900
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: a warm bowl of ramen after so we cruised to

901
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: the Ramen shot, we got a bull of ramen, and

902
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: then we all went our separate ways and when I

903
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: got home, I knocked out like almost immediately. I was

904
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: like the most tired I've ever been in my entire life,

905
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: and I just like fell asleep because my belly was

906
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: full and warm and it was the yummy bull of

907
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: ramen and it put me on my ass. So halfway

908
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: I set my alarm for thirty minutes because I'm like, oh,

909
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to sleep all night, like that would

910
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: suck balls, because I was like, oh, I'm really tired.

911
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: So I set my alarm for thirty minutes or twenty

912
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: six minutes, and I woke up at four twenty on

913
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: the dot and I saw it and I was like, oh,

914
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: I can sleep like a little bit longer. So I

915
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: snoozed and I woke up like six minutes later, and

916
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: I just turned my alarm off instead of like actually

917
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: waking up. And I think I had like entered rim

918
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: sleep or something like right after that, because like I

919
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: had another set of like awful, awful, awful like fucking dreams.

920
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 1: Like I after these dreams, I was like like visibly

921
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: shaken up, Like I was like, oh, this like has

922
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: completely altered my life forever, like what happened in these

923
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: dreams like really fucked me up. And I fully wasn't

924
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: like awake yet. I was still in that like half

925
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: sleep half awake state. And I was like in India's room,

926
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: like tearing up talking about this.

927
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 3: About to cry.

928
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 2: I was just really embarrassing because I thought I lived

929
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 2: in loved a man, but then I realized.

930
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: That it was just a boy.

931
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: So and you're ugly, so oh my god, and I

932
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: never loved you. I could say the same market Oh

933
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: now you say it. Now you say it, but you

934
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: weren't saying it last night when I was giving you

935
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: back shots. Oh oh, I love you so much. I

936
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: love you, I love you. It's always I love you

937
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: until it's not right about that, right about it? But

938
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't right this dream? So you know, previously I

939
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: had a dream where I got shot and I woke

940
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: up feeling the pain and I what Oh. And then

941
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: a couple days later, literally yesterday, in my nap, I

942
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: dreamed that. You know that other dream I had where

943
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: it was like me dying over and over again and

944
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: waking up in different people's bodies. Well, I did that

945
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: a fuck again and I was like, oh, I thought

946
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: that was one and done, Like I cannot do that again,

947
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 1: and it happened again, and like it is so hard

948
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: to describe the way I felt. But the first time

949
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: it was me and Ki and we were driving around

950
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: like my neighborhood and our golf carts and like one

951
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: thing about me, one thing I am genuinely terrified of.

952
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: Like it is like my one of my deepest fears.

953
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't know where this fear came from, but it

954
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: is driving next to bodies of water in a golf cart.

955
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 1: Like I I have had multiple panic attacks, like just

956
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,959
Speaker 1: like they're gonna roll in the water, the ground's gonna

957
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: cave in underneath us, Like we're gonna it's gonna drive

958
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: into the water, We're gonna fall off the bridge. Whatever.

959
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: It is, Like I hate driving in golf carts next

960
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: to water. It's like the scariest thing in the world

961
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: to me. And I don't know why. But in this dream,

962
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: we were in a golf cart and there was like

963
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: a really tall bridge with like a deep ravine like

964
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: hundreds of feet and like we pull up to this

965
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: house and and Ky was like, oh I put in

966
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: the wrong or I was like this is wrong house,

967
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: and k I was like, oh I put in the

968
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: wrong address, and we were like turning around and we

969
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: got to this bridge and we were driving over it,

970
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: and Kai was like fucking around and like swerving the

971
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: car a little bit, like just to make it so

972
00:45:53,160 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: like but like, uh yeah, exactly, like I always just

973
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: fucking playing. But he's like playing around, and like he

974
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: was getting really close to the edge because he knew

975
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: it was like a fear of mine I would freak

976
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: out and then eventually want, you know, he wanted to

977
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: see me writhing around. But anyways, he like fucks up

978
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: and presses the gas inside the brakes and we drive off,

979
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: like we roll off this fucking bridge down into this

980
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: ravine and Kai is like freaking out, and like I

981
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: look over at him and he's like freaking the fuck out,

982
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, he goes calm, and

983
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 1: we like look at each other because we're not about

984
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: to hit the bottom of the lake, and like Kai

985
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,720
Speaker 1: starts crying a little bit too, because he's a bitch.

986
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so normal and like masculine,

987
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: so you would cry if but no, genuinely, Kay was crying.

988
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: I saw tears rolling down his face, and I was

989
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: like freaking out. But obviously, it's like what am I

990
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: gonna do? Like I can't do anything about this, And

991
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: so we hit the water and like the golf cart

992
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: hits the side of the ravine and rolls over in

993
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: the water and like it's deep water. So then we're

994
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: like I can like feel the water around me, I

995
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: see the water, and like I'm like trying to get up.

996
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out, and I'm like gasping fray

997
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 1: and I can't get my breath and I just fucking

998
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: drowned and I die and then I hear this buzzing

999
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: like like really loud in my head as I'm dying,

1000
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: and then I hear like a computer like chime, like

1001
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: a startup sounded like a computer, and like I just

1002
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: wake up in another body, and I'm like I'll keep

1003
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: this one short. But there was like a girl with

1004
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: me that like wanted nothing to do with me, or

1005
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: I didn't want anything to do with her, and she

1006
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: was like all over me, and I hated it, and

1007
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: I was like pushing her off and I was like,

1008
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: please get away from me, and her parents were even

1009
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 1: like they're like egging it on, and it was really

1010
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: fucking weird. And then I was with two other people

1011
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: and they were playing like arcade games. We were at

1012
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: like Chuck E Cheese's or some shit. We were like young,

1013
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: and the person, the one of the people that I'm with,

1014
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: drops her like card, a card like credit card or

1015
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: game card down the side of this like arcade machine,

1016
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: and I reach in there and I grab it, and

1017
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: then I start getting like electrocuted, and I feel like

1018
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: the electrocution going through my body, and like it's like

1019
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: really painful and really hot, and I'm like freaking the out,

1020
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out. I've never been electricuded. I don't

1021
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: know how I know what this feels like. And I'm

1022
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: like trying to pull my hand away but I can't,

1023
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 1: and then I die again. Hear the buzzing and ringing sound,

1024
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: and I wake up in another body, and this time

1025
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm in the front seat of like a really modern supercar,

1026
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: and like the way I can describe the feeling that

1027
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: I had was like I was in like the nineteen twenties,

1028
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: like and like I was used to those cars, but

1029
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: like I was like terrified in the front seat of

1030
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: this car because I was like, how the fuck is

1031
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: this happening? How are we going this fact, how are

1032
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: we swerving down this road? And it was also someone

1033
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: that looked like Yukai that was driving, and you were

1034
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: like swerving and I was like, please slow it down,

1035
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: please slow down. You don't slow down. We eventually crash.

1036
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: And then right when we crashed and I die the

1037
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: third time, I like wake up in real life, and

1038
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: I was like freaking the fuck out. You know what

1039
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: I realize is it's higher powers giving me movie ideas

1040
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: and I just keep giving them away, and like this

1041
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: is fully like a great like you know, Magnolia, Like

1042
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: all the coincidences, like all this shit, it adds up

1043
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: like this is the same thing, except like we're Groundhog

1044
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: Dag but waking up as different people with the same mind.

1045
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: And yeah, that was my dream. And I freaked the

1046
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: fuck out and I was like genuinely terrified for the

1047
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: rest of the day. Yes, I know.

1048
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: He was literally so shaken up and almost cried, and

1049
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 2: I had nothing to give him because I was just like, well,

1050
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: while that was happening to you, I was in here,

1051
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: awake for the whole day, having another like disassociative meltdown

1052
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 2: because I was laying in bed, and when Drew went

1053
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: to go take a nap. It was like a cloudy

1054
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: day out, so like perfect nap vibes. But I had

1055
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: woken up at like twelve, so I was like, I

1056
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 2: don't need to take a nap. It was like four pm,

1057
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, maybe I just go lay down.

1058
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 2: And I went into my room and like laid down

1059
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 2: with a zool and then I was looking at a

1060
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: zool and I was like, dude, a zool looked so

1061
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: real yesterday, Like it was actually freaking me out. Azol

1062
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 2: was my cat. She looked so real, and I think

1063
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: it was like the lighting in my room and it

1064
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 2: just felt the light that was coming into my room

1065
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: had never come into my room before. Like it was

1066
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 2: like such a specific lighting. It was like moody dark,

1067
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 2: but like I could see everything so clearly.

1068
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: You do have a gas sleek in this fucking house.

1069
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 2: I know. And I could see everything so clearly, and

1070
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 2: I was just like looking around.

1071
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and I could.

1072
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,720
Speaker 2: I swore I could see every hair on her body

1073
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: and it was freaking me out. And I was like, dude,

1074
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 2: you look so real, and like she was moving around

1075
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 2: and like being sweet, and I was.

1076
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 6: Like, dude, this is like such a like like like

1077
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 6: like animal, Like it's like such an intimate connection I

1078
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 6: have with this animal and I've never spoken to it,

1079
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 6: but I like know it so well.

1080
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 3: And I was like freaking the fuck out. And then

1081
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 3: I looked over to my dresser and I have this like.

1082
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 2: Actually really fucking nice dresser, by the way, fuck you,

1083
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: and it's like this space age like yellow dresser, and

1084
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 2: I like looked over at it and it was a

1085
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: yellow color I've never seen in my life and I

1086
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: never saw on this dresser. And then that started freaking

1087
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: out because I was like, dude, I've never looked at it,

1088
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: Like I've just never looked at the stresser. It's been

1089
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 2: in my room for like two years and I've never

1090
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 2: looked at it, and now I'm looking at it and

1091
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: I'm like seeing this hue of yellow I've never seen,

1092
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 2: and I like literally was freaking the fuck out.

1093
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh my god, everything looks

1094
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 3: so real.

1095
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 2: And then I looked out the window and like the

1096
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: sunset was like so gorgeous because it was like one

1097
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 2: of those sunsets when half the city is like super

1098
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 2: dark from like it being rainy, and then the other

1099
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: half is like just like normal and like they are

1100
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 2: like scattered clouds, so I just like looked gorgeous outside.

1101
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to go outside and like

1102
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: look at this and like see it. But then I

1103
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: was like, I'm scared to go outside because I feel

1104
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 2: like something bad is gonna happen to me if I

1105
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:28,919
Speaker 2: leave the house right now.

1106
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 3: So I can't leave the house.

1107
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 2: And I was just like standing in my room, like

1108
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 2: listening to music and looking out my windows. And then

1109
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 2: I was like I kept seeing people walk around, and

1110
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 2: I was like, what are they thinking? Do they think

1111
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 2: it's nice out like as nice as I do? And

1112
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,959
Speaker 2: then I was just freaking out. And then like looking

1113
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: around my room and everything looked.

1114
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 3: So real and it was scaring me.

1115
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 2: And then that passed and then I was back to

1116
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: just being on my iPhone, so I was back in reality.

1117
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: I go back.

1118
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 3: I was grounded back to reality with my iPhone.

1119
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: And then yeah, we you know what it is is

1120
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: it's just like the first time we've looked up from

1121
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: our iPhones ever and we're just seeing the real world

1122
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: around us and we're like, Wow, this is actually really

1123
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 1: big and beautiful and it has a lot to offer.

1124
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: But then we have to drown those thoughts out because

1125
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: they're scary and change is scary. But you know, I've

1126
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: been thinking about recently, and I'm being dead serious when

1127
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: I say this, Why don't me and Drake kind of

1128
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: look like twins? Like we kind of look the same,

1129
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: We have the same vibe. Like if you look at

1130
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: him his eyes, his eyes are too far apart, but

1131
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: like we kind of look like the same. Look at him.

1132
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: I swear I'm not even playing Like I looked at

1133
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: him the other day and I was like, oh my god,

1134
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: why are me and Drake twins?

1135
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 2: Let's see I unfollowed him a long time ago because

1136
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 2: he's pizzing me off.

1137
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: Also, me and Harry, Yes, we look alike. Me and Timmy,

1138
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: that's my boy. I know we look the same. Yeah,

1139
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: I just have a bunch of doppelgangers.

1140
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 3: Do you just think that because of his beard?

1141
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 1: No, I just think we look the same. M Well,

1142
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: save that picture. Will take one of me posing like that,

1143
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: and y'all will be the judge.

1144
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 2: Because the thing is, I'm on a did and for

1145
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: some reason, I'm like, why is it? Okay, that's not.

1146
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: You, bib No, See that is me.

1147
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 3: You know what I like y'all don't look alike.

1148
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 2: But I understand what you're saying, but it really is

1149
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 2: just like the facial hair.

1150
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: The energy vie.

1151
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 2: You should go get your like facial hair like done

1152
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: up by a barber.

1153
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm cutting it all off, I don't know.

1154
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: But before you do that, can we like line it

1155
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 2: up and like see what you would look like if

1156
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 2: you were like abnormal.

1157
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: Because you're very like you're abnormal.

1158
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: India has been like trying so hard to change my

1159
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: appearance recently. She's like, You're like, what if we like

1160
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: played around and like dyed your hair, and then what

1161
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: if we played around and cut all your splits off?

1162
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: Like oh, could we could like shave your beard and

1163
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,919
Speaker 1: like get that off of you too?

1164
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 3: Like what? I never thought that.

1165
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 2: It's because I'm somebody who's so used to changing my appearance,

1166
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 2: but now that I am like so stuck like this

1167
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 2: and I'm like this is we Also. I hate that

1168
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 2: as I've been talking, I've been getting more adjusted and

1169
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 2: it's so nasty because I keep sucking at my snot.

1170
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. I just need to give head so

1171
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 3: that it's like a netty pop kind.

1172
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: Of gone the suction. Yeah it works, But yeah, I

1173
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: think it's more like I'm not the person I fell

1174
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, you felt like you found attraction for it.

1175
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: I don't think i'm you, just like and I think

1176
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: you're trying to change me to be, to mold me

1177
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: into the thing you want me to be. That I'm

1178
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: my own being and I have my own once and needs.

1179
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 2: You know. What I want to do is you know,

1180
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: like what are they called, like the pottery table?

1181
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 3: What is that called?

1182
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: From?

1183
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 3: When I hit you? Yeah, cry me a river, bitch?

1184
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 3: What are they called the tables? The like pottery wheels?

1185
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? Like a pottery wheel?

1186
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, I.

1187
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 2: Want to put Drew on that and like make sure

1188
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: it's Wiener's in the middle and then mold is.

1189
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 3: And get a bunch of water. But it's like water.

1190
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 1: Based And like I'm having like a hard time laughing

1191
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: because my leg and toe hurts.

1192
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 3: I can make the rest of you hurt really fucking

1193
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 3: bad if you don't shut up.

1194
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, Yeah, Well I have a couple more things

1195
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 7: written down than I wanted to talk about the next being,

1196
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 7: Oh that's mon reveal.

1197
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: I did a moon reveal on I G Go check

1198
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 1: it out. So our friend Jesture, their birthday was yesterday,

1199
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: and the day before yesterday they threw a little rave,

1200
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: big rave and it was the event of the weekend

1201
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: of the year, of the month.

1202
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 3: Or like it was the best time ever.

1203
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: But it was actually really fun.

1204
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so fun.

1205
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: But at that party, there was someone that I fancied,

1206
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, ooh, I want you, I want you,

1207
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: and we kept like locking eyes and like making eye

1208
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: contact and it was really really sweet. But I'm too

1209
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: scared to interact with anybody other than my friends because

1210
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: of when I was rejected in grade school asking that

1211
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: girl to the dance. It stuck with me for the

1212
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: rest of my life. But she has stinky fucking ugs now,

1213
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter. What the fuck was I saying.

1214
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 3: You were saying you fancied someone, you couldn't go up?

1215
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I couldn't go up to them because I

1216
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: was terrified. And so then I ended and I pointed

1217
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: in yet to this person. I was like, look at them,

1218
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: like they're so bad, like I want them so bad,

1219
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: like they're hot, like whatever, and and he was like, sure,

1220
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,840
Speaker 1: why don't you go say hi? And I was like,

1221
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: I have so fucking lutely not or say I'm leaving.

1222
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. Yeah, absolutely not. Anyways, next day I was like,

1223
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: I want to find who that was. I really want

1224
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: to find who it was. And Jester posts like a

1225
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: slide show on their TikTok, which you know this.

1226
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: Is gonna like so people are gonna look at the

1227
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 3: slide show and like.

1228
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: There's there's a few people on that, so I don't

1229
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: give a fuck and they will never guess. But I

1230
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: screenshotted it and sent it to Gesture and I was like,

1231
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: who is this? I need to know who this is, Like,

1232
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: please tell me who this is. And Jester like didn't

1233
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: respond for an hour, and I was like, oh god,

1234
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: like who is that and just responding was like Drew,

1235
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: that's my fucking uncle, Like you were hitting on my

1236
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: uncle the entire night, and I was like freaking the

1237
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: fuck out. I was like, oh, hell no, I thought

1238
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: it was really funny, and so did a gesture. But yeah,

1239
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: that is so funny.

1240
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: When Drew told me that, I like cracked the fuck

1241
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 2: up because I wouldn't have guessed that, but also that's

1242
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 2: so sweet, yeah, I think, And then my toxic response

1243
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 2: was like Okay.

1244
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

1245
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: No, that was my response. I was like, okay, give

1246
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: me their number.

1247
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 3: Now what link me, link me, Let's link and build.

1248
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 1: Let's link and build.

1249
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: Why do me and Oscar Isaac and Pedro Pascal have

1250
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 2: to go to Paris together.

1251
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: Or have a threesome together?

1252
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to go to Paris.

1253
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh see, you said that shit to me and I

1254
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't understand it now and it.

1255
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 3: Was such a bar.

1256
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see if well I already spoiled it. But

1257
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower, Effel Tower.

1258
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew sent me like this slide show of like

1259
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 2: Pedro and Oscar being friends.

1260
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, oh, I didn't say anything.

1261
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: I just sat a picture of the Eiffel Tower back

1262
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 2: and Drew was like, what does that mean?

1263
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I know. I was like, okay, or

1264
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: you said we need to go to Paris? Oh yeah,

1265
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: all three of us need to go to Paris. But yeah,

1266
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: that slide show was fucking crazy. Literally, don't even get

1267
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: me started.

1268
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 3: I don't like Last of Us, but like I might

1269
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 3: watch it.

1270
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: That's kind of my life too.

1271
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 3: But to see him be big and strong, so big.

1272
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: And strong, he's a real boy, Like that's the thing.

1273
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 3: He could probably pick me up.

1274
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm seeing what Oscar Isaac is in recently.

1275
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 3: I just only remember scenes from a marriage.

1276
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh he was in this new Marvel thing called Moonnight.

1277
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get me to watch that. I don't

1278
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: care who you put in that.

1279
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, never, But you could reincarnate Michael Jackson and get

1280
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 2: him dancing in the fucking Avenger Circle and I wouldn't

1281
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: watch us us.

1282
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: This is literally anti Marvel.

1283
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 3: Anti Avengers. I'm so sorry.

1284
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 2: And if you fuck with it, honestly, that's gorgeous, that's beautiful,

1285
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: but you are abnormal.

1286
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 3: I'll leave it at that.

1287
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: I think, like the majority of people like Marvel, I

1288
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: just can't do super fucking heroes. I can't do it.

1289
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I never will, I never have.

1290
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: I also can't.

1291
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 2: Also, the comedy style of it. I think it's like

1292
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 2: also what turns us off because there's like.

1293
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 3: Such a like it's so like.

1294
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 2: I got it the whole dad, what what the heck?

1295
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: That's literally.

1296
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just can't do it.

1297
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: Also, saying someone is abnormal as a disc that's in

1298
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 2: because saying someone is abnormal is actually really fucking mean.

1299
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 2: Like I said that to somebody yesterday and I was like,

1300
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 2: it was like as a joke and it was funny,

1301
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 2: but I was like, if that was real, that would

1302
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 2: have been so mean, Like you're abnormal.

1303
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: I take it as a compliment.

1304
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 2: So next time somebody you don't like post TikTok, just

1305
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 2: comment abnormal.

1306
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: We should take that's don't do that.

1307
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 3: That's so mean.

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01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:47,439
Speaker 1: We should take normal out of the dictionary.

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01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do that. Then, is that what you want

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01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 3: to hear?

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01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's done. That's exactly what I want to hear.

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Speaker 3: Dictionaries are literally useless. Now, like we have.

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01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching

1314
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 2: this episode. Oh wait, actually before we go, this is

1315
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 2: just random, but I did have a dream that we

1316
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 2: were in a plane crash two times in one day

1317
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 2: and we survived each other, but and it was like

1318
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,919
Speaker 2: a plane crash that it was like this company had

1319
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 2: like really like malfunctioning planes. We got on and it

1320
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: was like really dipping a lot, and like it was

1321
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 2: like the worst takeoff ever. And I had turned to

1322
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 2: you and we were in business class because we were

1323
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: like so slagh. But also the business class seats were

1324
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 2: literally like fucking lawn chairs. Like it was so like

1325
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: we're eating key. But I turned to you and I

1326
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, this plane is gonna go down.

1327
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 2: Like I was like, it's gonna fucking go down, and

1328
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 2: you were like and yeah, I know. And I was

1329
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 2: like I love you and we like said or I

1330
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 2: love you is but like for some reason we had

1331
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 2: this like blind conference where we're like i'll see you

1332
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,959
Speaker 2: in like a second though, like it's okay, like whatever.

1333
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 3: It crashes.

1334
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 2: We crashed on the highway like it was like basically

1335
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: landed like this person.

1336
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 3: It was like a female pilot.

1337
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 2: She's it makes sense because she saved us because the

1338
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 2: plane was the one that had the malfunctioned.

1339
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: She didn't do anything wrong, but she.

1340
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: Crashed like she landed on the highway. Oh my god,

1341
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 2: she landed on the highway. Nobody was hurt. But then

1342
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 2: the highway was like in like like like very it

1343
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 2: felt like we like were in Brazil for some reason

1344
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: or some shit, but like it was literally the highway

1345
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 2: was next to like a river and like it was gorgeous.

1346
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 3: And then we landed.

1347
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 2: Everyone survived, and I literally stepped back and took the

1348
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 2: most lit id picture of like this plane with like

1349
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: a broken wing and like everybody like kind of standing around,

1350
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 2: and then I put.

1351
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 3: On my Instagram.

1352
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: I was like, lloel what the hell and like I

1353
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 2: that was my comment, Like my caption was.

1354
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 3: Like llol haul and it was like the plane crashed.

1355
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,919
Speaker 2: And then the like the like airline was like trying

1356
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 2: to comp us by getting on another plane. And the

1357
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 2: pilot had told me she was like, watch the same

1358
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 2: thing is gonna happen, like these planes are all fucked up,

1359
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 2: like I've been trying to say this to them. Whatever,

1360
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 2: we got on the plane anyway, and then it happened

1361
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 2: to get it. We survived to get it, and we

1362
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 2: were like we were literally so high. We were like damn,

1363
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 2: we were so gassed. We're like, who can say they

1364
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 2: survived to play in a day and we were so gassed.

1365
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 2: We were like, oh, next episode is going to be lit,

1366
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 2: which is like way too real because anytime anything happens,

1367
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 2: we're always like, oh my god, like got to talk

1368
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 2: about we have to talk about and then that's it.

1369
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 1: But before we ended, I'm gonna do some media.

1370
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 3: Oh just you you think, just you.

1371
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: Well you were trying to end it early without it.

1372
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 2: No I always say thank you guys for watching, like recently,

1373
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 2: and then we do media.

1374
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: But whatever, Vespertine the entire album by B York. I

1375
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: know I've said it once and I'll say it again

1376
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: best B York album. I don't give a fuck what

1377
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:53,600
Speaker 1: your opinion is. It's so good, so so good. And

1378
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 1: then hold on, hold on, hold on, I need to

1379
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: get the title of this song. Okay, I actually don't

1380
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: know which one it is, but it's off of Oil

1381
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 1: of every pearls on Insides by Sophie. There's a song

1382
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: on there specifically, but just listen to that as well, Masterpiece.

1383
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: And then I've been playing oh, I've been playing that

1384
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: sample also. One day, randomly, I ran into that sample

1385
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: in the wild and it freaked me the fuck out.

1386
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: And then I saw a TikTok a couple of days

1387
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: ago saying that they did the same thing.

1388
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 2: I think TikTok TikTok Spotify, if you have listened to

1389
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 2: a song before or like constantly, they'll throw the sampled

1390
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 2: one in your Discover weekly because it happens to me

1391
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 2: a lot, Like when the Tyler album came out and

1392
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 2: I was listening to it a lot. All the samples

1393
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 2: were in my Discover Weekly the next week.

1394
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: That's that's as fuck. But I've been playing I think

1395
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: it's called Planetary Evolution, but it's a like a cookie

1396
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: clicker style, a game where you click and make a

1397
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: bunch of money. And I have officially broke the top

1398
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: three hundred top earners of all time. I am going

1399
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: for number.

1400
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 3: One now because we just did the pod.

1401
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: I know I have to get back to clicking.

1402
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 3: Well.

1403
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 2: My Discover Weekly is saving my feelings for you. Blossom

1404
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 2: Dearie act in a smoochie I spice. Princess Diana is

1405
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 2: by Sta drinking my cup by kirkle Bangs curkle bangs.

1406
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 1: Media. Of though, we should start calling it Discover weekly

1407
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: because you said my Discover Weekly on accident.

1408
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 2: But we'll do that if Spotify, because that's just give

1409
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 2: me a little something.

1410
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: Hey, Spotify, sign with you.

1411
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 2: And then Finest Hour by the Sundays. The Sundays is

1412
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 2: probably one of my top five artists.

1413
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 3: And that's it. That's that. Oh my god. I remember

1414
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 3: when I was like obsessed with the Everything but the Girl.

1415
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 1: Album, the Burgal album, Like.

1416
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 2: That wasn't my first time being obsessed with Amplified Heart,

1417
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 2: but every.

1418
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 3: Now and then it just creeps back up. Oh, and

1419
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 3: I've been listening to the Crambers.

1420
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: I've just been in my like like nineties two thousand

1421
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 2: like girl kind of being.

1422
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: Like, ah, I'm thirteen again in smoking cigarettes by the

1423
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: big green electrical box at the park.

1424
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 2: We actually hung out by that a lot after school

1425
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 2: with the YMCA counselor because he would let us like

1426
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 2: leave to go.

1427
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,600
Speaker 3: Get ice cream.

1428
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 2: But he was he was a dance teacher, so it

1429
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 2: wasn't like it wasn't sus he was just he was

1430
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 2: like I think literally like twenty two and just was

1431
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 2: like living out older brother like fantasy of like if

1432
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 2: you don't want to just go get ice cream.

1433
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 3: He was actually the only cool counselor was so annoying.

1434
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: You ever smoke a cigarette? I think I spoke my

1435
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: first cigarette at the green machine or the green box,

1436
01:06:59,160 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: I think everybody.

1437
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 2: I don't think I smoked my first cigarette until I

1438
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 2: was like twenty or something like.

1439
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 3: I think I think it.

1440
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 2: Had to have been in La and then like the

1441
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 2: first time I really started smoking was when we went

1442
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 2: to Paris for the first time.

1443
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: And then the entire b thing for some reason, No,

1444
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 1: We're not.

1445
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 3: Well, that's because you said he stings like mildew, which

1446
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 3: he does, but like you didn't have to call him out.

1447
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 5: Whenever you don't let me hit for like a week,

1448
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 5: I do start to get pissed off you.

1449
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 3: That's literally me though.

1450
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: Everybody. Oh, that is one thing that we previously mentioned,

1451
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: but it was very true. Everybody in La wants me.

1452
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's crazy. Everybody wants me so bad.

1453
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's annoying no one flirts with me, but

1454
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 3: like I'm not flirtable with and I also like when

1455
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 3: people flow with me. I literally, oh, I'm so mean

1456
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 3: by well because I just don't what to do with that.

1457
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 2: Like when people will flirt with me, I literally be

1458
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 2: like once once it registers in my head because I'm

1459
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,000
Speaker 2: talking to somebody, and then they'll say the one actually

1460
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 2: flotageous thing with me, and I'll literally just like because

1461
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm registering it, I'll look at.

1462
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:06,479
Speaker 1: Them and be like, it's literally cringe flirting with people

1463
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: as cringe as fuck.

1464
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like okay, yeah, and then I like just

1465
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 2: keep talking and that I'm like, I'm gonna go find

1466
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 2: my friends.

1467
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:20,919
Speaker 3: Because you've scared me. Now, now you've made me very scared.

1468
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, well everyone wants Drew, everybody here

1469
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: wants you.

1470
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 3: You know that song, I'll serenade you with it right now.

1471
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:42,400
Speaker 1: You don't know the song fast forwarded. Why the fuck

1472
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: would I know the song?

1473
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 2: Because it's fucking Jeff Buckley, bitch, one of the greatest

1474
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 2: fucking artists ever