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Speaker 1: Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange days?

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Speaker 2: A catchall as treasury, a wizzard legenda almost such. It

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Speaker 2: is just one of the many wacky blue stories out

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Speaker 2: of Flora.

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Speaker 3: On the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, listen, there's a statue of limitations on being

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Speaker 4: a swifty y'all donkey of today for Wednesday, October twenty

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Speaker 4: third goes to Ivan Marriotti. He is forty four years

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Speaker 4: old of Keebi Skene, Florida. What does your uncle shall

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Speaker 4: always tell you about the great state of Florida?

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Speaker 3: Say it with me.

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Speaker 4: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 4: all of Florida, and today is no exception.

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Speaker 3: See.

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Speaker 4: Ivan was identified by police as an uber driver. Okay,

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Speaker 4: he identifies as an uber driver because he actually is. Well,

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Speaker 4: he's a driver and he was hired by an auntie

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Speaker 4: to drive two women around. I'm assuming since these two

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Speaker 4: women are saying their aren't hired him, they must be

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Speaker 4: the nieces. But he was hired to drive them to

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Speaker 4: a concert with his big grown ass. Man at his

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Speaker 4: big grown ass a must have gotten excited about this concert.

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Speaker 4: He was driving these two young ladies too, so he

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Speaker 4: devised a plane a scheme to get all up in

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Speaker 4: the mix. Let's go to ABC Local ten for the report.

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Speaker 3: Please only in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Do we have a story like this where a guy

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Speaker 1: has a badge and the cops say, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: something's wrong here and they ask him for a ticket.

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Speaker 1: He says, I don't have a ticket. We'll have all

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Speaker 1: the details now and you'll find out why he landed

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Speaker 1: in the slammer. It was the place to be over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, the Taylor Swift show at hard Rock Stadium,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't an enchanted evening for this guy, Ivan Marriotti.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he got into the show, but he can't shake

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Speaker 1: off the charges.

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Speaker 5: He's got an immigration hole.

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Speaker 3: This is a all SA.

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Speaker 1: Personating an officer interference with the sports entertainment event. Cops

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Speaker 1: say he was impersonating an officer. According to the arrest form,

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Speaker 1: a Miami Dade officer swiftly spotted the guy with a badge.

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Speaker 1: The defendant stated that he was hired by four women

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Speaker 1: to work as a security guard, and he escorted said

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Speaker 1: women onto their property. Mister Marriotti was asked if he

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Speaker 1: had a ticket to the event, to which he replied no.

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Speaker 1: He further advised that he's working security and that is

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Speaker 1: how he was able to get.

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Speaker 4: In impersonating a police officer the seetailor Swift ivan. You

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Speaker 4: too big to be a swiftee. He's forty four years old.

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Speaker 4: The only person over the age of twenty five who

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Speaker 4: should be as swifty as Travis Kelce. That's just my opinion.

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Speaker 4: You don't like it, fight me. Okay, we used to

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Speaker 4: be a country, all right.

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Speaker 3: People.

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Speaker 4: Every day I get on this radio and I tell

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Speaker 4: you stories about individuals who take penitentiary chances for a

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Speaker 4: lot of different reasons. Most of the time they revolve

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Speaker 4: around money. Okay, Folks are always down to do something

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Speaker 4: strange for a little bit of change, whether it's robin stealing,

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Speaker 4: drug dealing. They gonna get that money by any means,

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Speaker 4: and they not tripping off the consequences. But I have never, ever, ever,

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Speaker 4: ever thought that I would see somebody be willing to

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Speaker 4: go to jail to seatailor Swift, especially a forty four

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Speaker 4: year old.

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Speaker 3: Grown ass human.

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Speaker 4: You impersonated a police officer at forty four years old. Now,

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Speaker 4: I read once that almost half forty eight percent of

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Speaker 4: tailor Swift's fan base was millennials, which the people between

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Speaker 4: the ages of twenty seven and forty two. Even if

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Speaker 4: it's that, even if that's true, I've in your forty

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Speaker 4: four Okay, you telling me you like shake it off

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Speaker 4: that much? You telling me cruise summer you belong with me.

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Speaker 4: It's worth standing in front of a judge for no

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Speaker 4: I even know. And you know what gets me, You

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Speaker 4: know what really gets me about people the fact they

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Speaker 4: don't think they look suspicious. You thought you could just

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Speaker 4: go into the hard rock stadium where the Dolphins play

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Speaker 4: while the biggest music superstar and the planet was playing,

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Speaker 4: with no ticket, and you thought everything would be okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: Even the people you were driving said they did not

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Speaker 4: know why their driver had a badge. So there was

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Speaker 4: bad blood between you and your clients from the start.

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Speaker 4: You thought you just throwing on a suit and wearing

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Speaker 4: some fake badge over your neck was enough for you

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Speaker 4: to remain incognito in a Tailor Swift concert. Then you

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Speaker 4: had the nerve to be near the floor field area

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Speaker 4: of the ivan.

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Speaker 3: They knew you was trouble when you walked in.

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Speaker 4: But apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over now,

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Speaker 4: As of this Monday afternoon, Ivan remains in custody with

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Speaker 4: a fifteen hundred dollars bond and an immigration hold. You

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Speaker 4: not even from here, and you cutting up like this.

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Speaker 4: Look here, you forty four year old senior swifty. I

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Speaker 4: bet you, at this moment you are wishing you could

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Speaker 4: find a way to begin again and turn things around.

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Speaker 4: I bet this is the reputation you don't want. But

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Speaker 4: apparently anti hero is worth catching a charge over. I

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Speaker 4: say it's not. But since you clearly you know clearly

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Speaker 4: love Taylor Swift, I need you to do me a favorite. Ivan.

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Speaker 4: If you have any doubt of what the root cause

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Speaker 4: of your issues are, find the nearest mirror in the

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Speaker 4: Turner Gopher Night Correctional Center where you currently reside, look

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Speaker 4: in it and say it's me, Hi, I'm the problem.

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Speaker 4: It's me, because you are indeed the problem. Please give

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Speaker 4: Ivan Marriotti to sweep down to the hamiltones you.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh the day, oh the day.

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Speaker 5: Ye statue how old, like it's too old to be swifty.

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Speaker 3: I think over twenty five flavor.

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Speaker 5: Flavor is sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Okay, statue limitation has been up on him being a swift.

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Speaker 2: He has the friendship bracelets and stuff. Really goes to

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Speaker 2: the concerts, all of them, most of them, a lot

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I guess you're taking your grandkids or something.

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Speaker 5: No, he goes, he's thereby, just.

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Speaker 3: Just goes to go enjoy the show. Got a monitor,

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Speaker 3: got a monitorm while he's there?

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Speaker 2: Why you just gotta monitor other people go to Taylor

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Speaker 2: Swift concept.

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Speaker 3: Well, got to monitor them all. So you don't think

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Speaker 3: older people can like Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 4: By the way, you can like his thirty But I'm

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Speaker 4: not catching no charge over Taylor Swift. I'm not impersonating

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Speaker 4: a police officer. Okay, they go see No damn Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 4: If you want to pay, if you want to pay

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Speaker 4: for your Tailor Swift ticket.

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Speaker 3: No, there's there's all this stuff of worth doing that.

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Speaker 5: Like I just want to say, you should.

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Speaker 4: I think you do that for Stevie Wonder. He wanders

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Speaker 4: up there in age, but he's a living He's an icon,

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Speaker 4: a icon living.

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Speaker 2: What what I just want to say? She took over

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Speaker 2: the NFL, Now she's taking over your donkey today.

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Speaker 5: M m m hm.

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Speaker 2: You hated to give her any when I first brought

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Speaker 2: that up, that whole Taylor Swift thing in this room.

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Speaker 5: You hated to give her.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about this, Lauren. I wasn't gonna say anything.

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Speaker 4: I want to bring it up to see y'all think

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Speaker 4: i'd be starting. I got to bring it. But it

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Speaker 4: wasn't that Lauren, Not that Lauren was being a swifty.

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Speaker 4: It was that Lauren had jungle feeble. Lauren had white

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Speaker 4: lust in her eyes. Lauren was letting doctor Umar down

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Speaker 4: because he she loved Travis Kelse.

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Speaker 3: She did.

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Speaker 4: She was just talking about how Travis Kelsey was white

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Speaker 4: chocolate and she used to love her screenshable with trap

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Speaker 4: this Kelsey.

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Speaker 5: Now you're gonna lie now I switched it. No, that's

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Speaker 5: not true.

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Speaker 3: She's been up here a few months. Thinks gonna running

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Speaker 3: the doctor Humar at any minute. No. Over there in

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Speaker 3: the corner, she staring at him. Switch she switched it up.

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Speaker 3: Who is the other white gentleman that came in? She

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Speaker 3: was caler plant I'm.

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Speaker 5: Gonaway until you'll white box got done.

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Speaker 3: White man would have been a Lawrence kryptonite. You and

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Speaker 3: I am totally against that.

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Speaker 5: All two of y'all, y'all done. One man would have

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Speaker 5: been just la I just wanted.

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Speaker 2: To make the point that eight hundred five eight five

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Speaker 2: one o five coming on over, baby, are you a

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Speaker 2: black woman at an into white man as well?

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Speaker 5: Call herself right now?

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Speaker 3: He discussed eight hundred.

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Speaker 5: You a black woman that a white man. You're taking

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Speaker 5: calls about sleeveless shirts.

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Speaker 4: You gonna be mad at be mad at here. I

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Speaker 4: Dominican who just likes to get a little freaking Dominicans

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Speaker 4: who think there's nothing wrong with being a little frigging.

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Speaker 2: You want to be a swift and so bad and

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Speaker 2: the rock over here, because the rock should have got

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Speaker 2: to be at.

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Speaker 5: The jokes said, I was trying.

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Speaker 4: To give you one first of all the jokers that

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Speaker 4: she calls you the rock. We all know you're not

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Speaker 4: the rock, baby, that's the jokes.

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Speaker 3: We know you're not more a sessnut. That's a lot

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Speaker 3: that see literally now, you just ain't trying to get

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Speaker 3: in now.

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Speaker 2: I never wouldn't be upset if you decided to go

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Speaker 2: and test out the waters at a Swifty concert and

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Speaker 2: see how it is. It seems like you're interested. All

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Speaker 2: I'm saying there, I got to do what you like

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Speaker 2: in a white man interested right.

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Speaker 5: Shout out to all the white guys do I have.

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Speaker 3: That's what she's into, and she want to be an

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Speaker 3: interracial relationship.

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Speaker 5: It alright, gosh, all right, I don't want nothing support.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's start this over.

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Speaker 4: I sentence you to five hundred lashes for conduct.

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Speaker 3: I'm becoming a black guy not enoughing. The phone lines

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Speaker 3: lit up when I said, if they are black women,

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Speaker 3: that didn't the white woman. But we're not gonna do that,

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Speaker 3: white woman, white man.

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Speaker 4: The pigures are getting slim fl okay, maybe her blessing,

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Speaker 4: Maybe her blessing.

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Speaker 5: My blessing would never get it dry sand for serious.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not my man. Maybe a blessing is in the

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Speaker 3: Caucasus mountains. I don't know. Let's stop.

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