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Speaker 1: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And you can tell

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Speaker 1: a lot about a person from something very small and simple,

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Speaker 1: like how they pronounce their clothes.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean is it Ralph Lauren or are

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Speaker 2: you wearing Ralph Lore? Is that Gucci or is it Gucky?

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Speaker 2: Which one are you wearing?

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Speaker 3: I just say, goodwill you.

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Speaker 1: Do on this show? You can tell a lot about

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Speaker 1: us when we do this simple segment called What's on

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Speaker 1: Your Mind, where we go around the room to find

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Speaker 1: out what each member of the show has been thinking

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Speaker 1: about lately, starting with Brooke, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: You guys? I went on the app offer up right,

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Speaker 4: and I posted a picture. I put some close ups

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Speaker 4: and said a gray couch, well loved, some stains. I'm

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Speaker 4: just trying to be honest here.

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Speaker 1: We don't put well loved and stains in the same

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Speaker 1: sent two responses a red flag in itself, and the first.

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Speaker 4: One the person didn't have a profile, there was no picture,

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Speaker 4: and so at first I was like, oh God, what

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Speaker 4: if they're going to come murder me?

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Speaker 2: Somebody give them my address.

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Speaker 4: And then I went back and then I offered it

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Speaker 4: to the other person. Well they didn't show up for.

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Speaker 2: It, they said they were helping to.

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Speaker 4: So I go back to the bot that may have

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Speaker 4: murdered me and I say, hey, couch could be yours.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: She lays into me about how I took it away

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Speaker 4: from her and now she doesn't want it anymore.

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Speaker 2: It is the root of you and ends.

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Speaker 3: With your people.

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Speaker 2: Skills are trash. Yeah, she does have a point.

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Speaker 4: All I wrote back was Okay, that seems a bit extreme.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I solve the couch.

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Speaker 4: Not even our digital producer Ashton.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't want it.

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Speaker 1: If any of our listeners right now want a very

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Speaker 1: heavily stained couch, yeah.

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Speaker 4: A lot of love.

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Speaker 2: This couch is some text in seven eight, five nine two.

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Speaker 4: Nobody wants it.

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Speaker 2: We'll see, jose what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: So it's gonna sound like I'm coming in hot. But

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Speaker 3: there's one girl that I used to hook up with

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Speaker 3: years and years ago. She moved away across the country or.

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Speaker 2: Recently because of you.

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Speaker 3: Recently she hit me up on Instagram saying, Oh, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna come back. I'm gonna visit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and I think I know why. She immediately goes into.

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Speaker 3: A story about she was at the bar with her

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Speaker 3: friends over the weekend and some guy comes up hitting

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Speaker 3: on and whatever. They're like trying to get rid of him,

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Speaker 3: and he tries to say, I bet none of you

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Speaker 3: have ever hooked up with a blue check mark before.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no.

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Speaker 2: Move, I never even thought of that.

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Speaker 3: So her girlfriends go down the line where they're like no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: and then she is very quiet, and then they all

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Speaker 3: look at her and they're like, are you hiding something,

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Speaker 3: and she's like, well, yeah, a long time ago, he

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Speaker 3: didn't have a check mark at the time.

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Speaker 4: This is a conversation.

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Speaker 3: And then all of her girlfriends, she say, freaked out

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Speaker 3: and they're like, no, way, You've done it with a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: She's a radio guy, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, I'm not like a real Celetion starts naming your

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Speaker 4: bio because she also wants to impress that exactly.

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Speaker 3: She said that all of them crowded around, including these guys,

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Speaker 3: and they're looking at my profile.

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Speaker 2: Now the girls go, why aren't you dating him?

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Speaker 3: He seems cute, and she's like he was across the

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Speaker 3: country anyway, Apparently I made her the coolest girl at

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Speaker 3: the bar, and now I'm looking forward to disappointing her again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll remember why the blue CHECKLERK, Wasn't that.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 5: My little brother's in sixth grade and he's on TikTok

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Speaker 5: and recently has been stalking our show's accounts.

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Speaker 2: I've noticed.

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Speaker 5: That's cute. Yes, yeah, Well, so he's sending me screenshots

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Speaker 5: of like random listener comments he sees. So I get

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Speaker 5: one today where he sends me a screenshot of a

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Speaker 5: random listener saying, tell Alexis to buy me a tesla.

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Speaker 2: I know she's rich with radio money.

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Speaker 3: Okay, not true, and.

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Speaker 5: My little brother says it to me, it's I knew

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Speaker 5: you were rich, give me money now because like a

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Speaker 5: random listener said it. Of course, Then he screenshots me

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Speaker 5: a listener complaining about one of Jeff's phone taps, and

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Speaker 5: my brother he says, see, I agree.

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Speaker 2: I agree with the complaints too. It's just not very good.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what he's doing, so I'm kind of

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Speaker 5: worried he's going to be our next like show troll,

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Speaker 5: like our own troll, and I'm just scared. And he's

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Speaker 5: on those as TikTok looking and stuff, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 5: it doesn't seem like a safe place.

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Speaker 1: You know, jeff Well, so you guys remember that I

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Speaker 1: did my very first charity auction about a year ago,

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Speaker 1: m Seed and I was the auctioneer at it, and

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Speaker 1: to my shock, they actually invited me back to the

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Speaker 1: auctioning again this year. I'm guessing they regretted their decision

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Speaker 1: because I was more nervous this time. It was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be about double the size as it was last year.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense, and.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm sorry they should hire an auctioneer if they

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Speaker 4: should not expect you to do that is two.

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Speaker 3: Different still sets, very hard job different.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for the vote of confidence.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I may have been double fisting champagne and

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Speaker 1: red wine, yes while the warm up was happening, while

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Speaker 1: the appetizers were going. So by the time the auction

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Speaker 1: came around, I was feeling loose.

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Speaker 2: No, possibly too loose.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, because at one point I may have shouted

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Speaker 1: a curse word that I probably shouldn't have said.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey is a charity event.

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Speaker 1: I know it's charity, but I was I did it

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Speaker 1: because I was trying to get this one gentleman to

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Speaker 1: spend more money. Oh, it felt right in the moment

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Speaker 1: like I was being played for.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, don't ever drink before getting up on

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Speaker 4: stage at a charity event. I have done so many

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Speaker 4: of them. It is a terrible I don't drink until

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Speaker 4: like towards the end.

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Speaker 3: Almost. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: These people are just way out of my league as

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Speaker 1: far as like class, so I'm just trying to.

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Speaker 2: Get on their level.

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Speaker 1: Rich and you know, looking back, definitely probably wasn't the

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Speaker 1: right vibe for a charity night.

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Speaker 4: Did you get it like a thank you email or anything?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 1: I did have people come up afterwards telling me I

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Speaker 1: did a great job.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Kind of like the worst kid on the pee wee

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Speaker 1: soccer team when he comes off like.

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Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, good effort out there.

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Speaker 1: You know what you showed up? Yeah, and that's the

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Speaker 1: best something. So am I gonna get invited back a

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Speaker 1: third time? Probably not, It's questionable at this point.

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Speaker 2: Hoping for the best though.

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Speaker 4: You're doing good things, Jeffry.

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Speaker 2: Don't make me use a curse word on you.

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Speaker 1: I'll see into seven, eight, five nine to tell us

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Speaker 1: what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 2: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning,