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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Presents show. I don't know what you did this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I know what I did, and I don't regret any

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Speaker 1: of it. Yes, and most people, normal people would regret

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Speaker 1: half the stuff I do every weekend. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: ask if anyone else regretted what you did. I don't

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Speaker 1: have any regrets at all. Now, okay, so you guys

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Speaker 1: had a big weekend up in the Catskills. Did you

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Speaker 1: do anything you regretted? Yes? What did you do? Danielle?

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Speaker 1: I mean gandhi Um. I was kind of talking about

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Speaker 1: this earlier. But there's a male stripper who I know

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Speaker 1: from years ago, and he'll always send me like kind

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Speaker 1: of dirty texts or whatever, like hey girl, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: And then we were all hammered this weekend and he

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Speaker 1: was doing it. So I'm with producer Sam and our

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Speaker 1: guy Scott e V and they were like, oh, ask

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Speaker 1: him for blah blah blah. And one of the things

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Speaker 1: they told me to asking for is a dick pick,

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Speaker 1: and my dumbass did it and he sent it. He

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Speaker 1: sent you dick picks, He sent me dick picks. And

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Speaker 1: then I think he thinks I like him now of course,

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Speaker 1: because why wouldn't you think that? And now I'm uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: because I think we're in a relationship. So you, in

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Speaker 1: other words, you do regret doing that. I very much

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Speaker 1: regret doing it. All right, let's get into it around

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Speaker 1: around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table. We've got

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Speaker 1: Gandhi who was regretting dick picks boring. Oh well, we'll

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Speaker 1: be the judge of that scares Here there's David Rodeo,

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Speaker 1: there's Garrett, there's Danielle, and of course there's straight Nate.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, well, Danielle, what did you regret from the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I regret not eating that extra pig in a blanket.

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Speaker 1: It was sitting there and I contemplated it, and I went,

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Speaker 1: if I eat it, I know I'm going to regret it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat it. It's a pig in

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Speaker 1: a blanket. On the size of the dick. I didn't

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Speaker 1: see the dick put in a blanket. Actually got a

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Speaker 1: dick in a blanket. Actually was a towel. It was covered.

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Speaker 1: It was hanging up talking about dick picks for just

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Speaker 1: a second. You think it through, I mean, think think

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Speaker 1: about the act of like oh, I'm going to send

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Speaker 1: an dick pick. Okay, so you fear got you gotta

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Speaker 1: get aroused. Then you're got to point the phone at

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Speaker 1: your thing and take a picture of it and send it.

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Speaker 1: Only if it's really a good looking aroused one. Don't

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Speaker 1: send a little, tiny one. I don't want to see that.

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Speaker 1: My point is any of them? Are there any good

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Speaker 1: looking ones? I mean, yeah, you know, look, beauty is

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Speaker 1: in the eye of the beholder. A million dimes mine

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Speaker 1: at home is very good. My point is this, it's

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Speaker 1: the actual act of going you actually it's premeditated. You

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Speaker 1: actually have to think it through. Okay, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: through these four steps to get a dick pick so

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Speaker 1: I can send it. What what if I say, don't

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Speaker 1: send me boot picks unless you're a decup like that's

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Speaker 1: what you're saying. You just sized queen dick pick I did.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't care. I'm with her. What if I use

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Speaker 1: an app that makes it look bigger? That's this is

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Speaker 1: I'm looking. Well, my friends came up with My friends

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Speaker 1: they warped the ruler exactly. Yeah, and they call it

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Speaker 1: the fish pick ruler. This room would like four of those,

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Speaker 1: please three, there's five of us, the one who just

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Speaker 1: said three? Yes. What did you do over the weekend

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Speaker 1: that you regret? Did you send dick picks? I did not.

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Speaker 1: When's the last team you sent a dick pick? I've

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Speaker 1: never sent. You've never taken a picture of your Johnson?

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Speaker 1: I never, never, never took a picture of my junk,

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Speaker 1: nor because I don't want it out there. I would

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Speaker 1: be fearful of that. You know, it's so funny. You

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Speaker 1: that same exact reason. Should we feel like we're sitting

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Speaker 1: in a room with David. I didn't do something regrettable, though,

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Speaker 1: would you do this week? Is that you regret? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was sitting at the blackjack table, and I have

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Speaker 1: And it didn't hit me until after I walked away

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Speaker 1: that I lost five one hand. I regret, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to I should have just taken my winnings right before that.

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Speaker 1: world of gambling. I am regrettable. I was like being,

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Speaker 1: I'm regretful. I'm regretful for leaving that last bet out there.

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Speaker 1: Scarious thing is he can't walk away on a win.

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Speaker 1: The hand before that, he doubled down and won a

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Speaker 1: But scary, what if you had one on that huge

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Speaker 1: bet that would have been a great, great thing. You

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have known. You wouldn't have known if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: to be in a twin it, right, that's what gamblings about.

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Speaker 1: I know, let's do it. When it's like a game show.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't in. I wasn't all in. I was not

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Speaker 1: I was like half in Rody. Did you do anything

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Speaker 1: you regretted over the week? Yes. At one point I

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Speaker 1: was walking next to Gandhi and she looked at her

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Speaker 1: a dick pick And I regret that were assaulted this weekend?

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Speaker 1: So bad? Yeah, Garrett, I'm sorry, I'm choking up. All right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. Did you do anything all right? Did you

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Speaker 1: do anything that you regretted? Yeah, buying the Cheetos and

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Speaker 1: cheets were orange. Yes, you have to explain that. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: it was. And then I questioned, like, how did how

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Speaker 1: buy those cheetos and Dorito's. Your wife was with you? Wasn't? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was a very messy night this morning parts of her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you regretted eating that last pig in a blanket

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Speaker 1: what regrettable awful thing did you do this weekend? Got

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Speaker 1: into a fight with my girlfriend and you regret it?

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Speaker 1: I regret it, yeah, because and and to think back,

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to think of what I was,

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Speaker 1: Use the gold miner so crispy here now, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't even. Like most fights that you have with

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Speaker 1: then it turned into this two hour bickering back and forth.

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Speaker 1: I regret that I shouldn't have just kept throwing gas

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Speaker 1: not yet. This is I just realized it now. You

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Speaker 1: are you so excited about that? Daniel was like, oh my,

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Speaker 1: I fight the same way though. My problem is is

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Speaker 1: There's an expression that some women get hysterical when they fight,

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Speaker 1: and some women get historical historical, So Nate, will you

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Speaker 1: say sorry? And you know what, I can't remember if

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Speaker 1: stupid smooshy puffins, you can take these flowers that we

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Speaker 1: I'm getting those homes. What about you all? Uh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I did nothing. I rarely

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Speaker 1: uh my shortcomings is I don't regret things enough. No.

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Speaker 1: I think that's great. Well, because you know, once it's done,

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Speaker 1: It's fine, fine, Yeah, it's like whatever, it's life. Is

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Speaker 1: that you might have done this weekend that though you

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Speaker 1: don't you don't regret it. But if you were to say,

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Speaker 1: to apologize for to someone else. I think that counts

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Speaker 1: as regret, Like you wish you hadn't have had that

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Speaker 1: interaction with someone. Yeah, there have been things I've said

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Speaker 1: I still don't put that in the file of regret.

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Speaker 1: Tony Dan's a fight. You don't regret. It was his fault.

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Speaker 1: But this is a filing issue. It's a filing issue.

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Speaker 1: I'm filing it under. I really shouldn't have done that. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and I won't do it again because I learned my lesson.

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Speaker 1: But to me, regret is I don't know. It's one

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Speaker 1: of the worst failings in the world. I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 1: Do you regret anything that you're putting in your book?

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Speaker 1: Anything you're putting in your book, do you regret? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: us out of the chapter that we were in? No? Okay, well, no, no, anything.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't my fault. No. Look, just because you write

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Speaker 1: you say. They edited. It's my first one. I'm trying here.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to find something you regret. If you look,

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Speaker 1: you may find something. I got a question. Do you

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Speaker 1: think back to any point in your maybe when you

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Speaker 1: oh God, I was such an idiot. Kind of that

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Speaker 1: just thought of something. You said. You don't regret anything.

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Speaker 1: It happened for a reason, you don't. I truly believe

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Speaker 1: us every day. I totally believe that. Absolutely. Brianna has

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Speaker 1: the greatest tattoo addressing all of this. It's on her

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Speaker 1: I mean killing someone you learned a lesson. And that's

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Speaker 1: But I'd be what did you eat? Regret it? Actually?

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Speaker 1: because Scary's he's my superstar. But here's the thing. Don't

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Speaker 1: Let yourself off the hook, man? How do I get

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Speaker 1: out of the relationship with the stripper. Just stop talking

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Speaker 1: the morning that said, oh shit, sorry, I was so

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Speaker 1: Didn't tell him it's not working out. This isn't working

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Speaker 1: last fifteen minutes. No, not at all, and regret what

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