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Speaker 1: going to be in Chicago this Friday and Saturday, meaning

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Speaker 1: week it comes out. So Friday, June third and fourth,

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Speaker 1: I'm at the Den in Chicago doing stand up four shows.

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Speaker 1: There's still a couple tickets left for some of the shows,

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Speaker 1: so get tickets, Come on out, come see me, hang out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and now a great bananas. As you can tell, I'm

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Speaker 1: very excited, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: I am glad you are because I had this episode

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Speaker 2: in at three pm today, So this is the first

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Speaker 2: time in one hundred plus episodes that I am unprepared.

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Speaker 2: I have a story.

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Speaker 1: Awesome, I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what they're gonna be. So here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 1: Good, well, get ready for this one.

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Speaker 2: Here is.

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Speaker 1: Scientist invents toilet that turns human feces into cryptocurrency.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's an easy joke in there that I will avoid.

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Speaker 2: Wipe away your fears and hold on tight.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, give me what was the easy joke?

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Speaker 2: Well, shitcoin, I mean there's a shipcoin joke in there.

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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna I thought it would be like

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Speaker 1: you're gonna laugh so much you're gonna crap yourself or now, okay,

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Speaker 1: shitcoin is right there and I cannot believe it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not called you.

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Speaker 2: You got it all right, Get prepared to laugh so

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Speaker 2: hard you crap your pantaloons on a hot, hot, hot

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Would you believe your mindsillion pieces? Would you welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Sitting across from me is my number one favorite human being, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: And there's my favorite comedian, Kurtie b Kurt Brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: I think this will come out before you're in Denver,

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Speaker 2: and I think this will come out before you're in DC.

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Speaker 1: Right, Uh, yeah, I'm gonna go. H No, won't come

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Speaker 1: out before DC. DC is this week and I leave

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Speaker 1: a couple of days, but uh, Chicago June third and

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Speaker 1: fourth for me, and then the seventh and eighth, Scotty

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Speaker 1: and Iron Denver, come on out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come out to Comedy Works tonight. Kurtie Bee and

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Speaker 2: I have the privilege and honor we're gonna go see

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Speaker 2: the Bob's Burger Movie premiere oh, starring the one and

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Speaker 2: only Kristin Shall, who is one of the very rare

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Speaker 2: three people who've done Bananas two times, including our first episode.

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Speaker 2: So keep your eyes out for the Bob's Burger Movie.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I cannot wait. It's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: You how's your life? Is your life on track? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you accomplishing everything you want? Are your dreams? Are

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Speaker 1: you living in the moment? Yes? I am, And I.

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Speaker 2: Do have to say I start doing yoga with Adrian

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Speaker 2: again after about a year of not doing it. I

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Speaker 1: That's great. I have I like, I go like up

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know if I ever told this one

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Speaker 1: scientists invent the toilet, the turns human vices in the

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Speaker 1: cryptocurrency later in the episode, because you know what I

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Speaker 1: was realizing, I'm always thinking, like, what's the best headline

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Speaker 1: A great attention grabber. We're gonna do it later in

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Speaker 1: the episode. So now that's coming up. What is what

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about right now? The thirteen most

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Speaker 1: unusual festivals in the world. I mean, oh, they're so good. Okay.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Josh Bram. This was on

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Speaker 1: a website called culture Trip, and this is honestly, these

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Speaker 1: I wrote this is killing it. And it was written

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Speaker 1: by Courtney Stanley Courtney.

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Speaker 2: She or they are the best or he Sometimes Courtney

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Speaker 1: Name sometimes in the South.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Courtney and Ashley. You get that sometimes down there.

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Speaker 1: And this is from twenty seventeen, June sixteen, twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Here it is first up, first up. I have seen

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Speaker 1: this one and it's a good one. The wife carrying

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Speaker 1: World championship in sikar Javari, Finland. It is it dates

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Speaker 2: It twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Wife carrying or Yukonkanto and Finnish originated as a sport

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Speaker 2: Grunch era Kirk Cobain was that the first one you

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Speaker 2: carried Courtney love and then they've gotten an argument.

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Speaker 1: They definitely seems late for this to have been originated.

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Speaker 1: Exact origins of the tradition are own, but each story

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Speaker 1: has something to do with theft. Oh no, Today, wife

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Speaker 1: carrying is practiced around the world. Participants are allowed to

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Speaker 1: carry their wives in variety of ways, including piggyback, fireman's carry,

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Speaker 1: fifty three point five meter track riddled with riddled with obstacles.

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Speaker 1: The prize, oh this is not this is not okay.

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Speaker 1: how much? Anyway, this is so very heteronormative wife carrying festival.

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Speaker 1: But the picture is fantastic. Guys, hey, it's already to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let people in.

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Speaker 1: It's really and it's very funny looking. They're like, it's

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they'd let lesbians do this. I'm sure let

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Speaker 2: the bisexuals do this. Are the ife on your shoulders?

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Speaker 2: We should get everybody should be able to do this.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 1: The video I saw had men had multiple people were competing.

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Speaker 1: Who was one woman carrying another woman?

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Speaker 2: So fun as hell.

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Speaker 1: I apologized to Finland, the country, for saying that their

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Speaker 1: weird thing was heteronormative. Here it is next one the

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Speaker 1: baby jumping festival by this is in Christrio to Mercia, Spain,

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Speaker 1: known to the Spanish locals as el Colacho. This festival

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Speaker 1: happens sixty days after Easter, during the feast of Corpus Christi.

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Speaker 1: The baby jumping festival is a baptistal ceremony. We'reing babies

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Speaker 1: who were born over the last year are absolved of sin.

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Speaker 1: The religious custom days back to the early sixteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: Men dressed in traditional devilish clothing fine terrorize the crowd

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Speaker 1: before running down the street and jumping for the babies

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Speaker 1: who have been carefully laid out on a pillows.

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Speaker 2: Not good, not good.

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Speaker 1: No injuries have been reported. But the Catholic higher ups

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Speaker 1: upon everything. Those guys are a bunch of grumps. It

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Speaker 1: is so crazy. It's literally the picture is It's imagine

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Speaker 1: And then the Chung Chow Bun Festival in Hong Kong.

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Speaker 2: I remember once you and Kristin judged a karaoke competition

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Speaker 1: Was it? Oh my god? Where was it? Do you

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Speaker 2: just did the exact same thing again. We're like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: don't like it as much as the second go round?

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Speaker 1: All right, give it to me, Scotty, Well tease us in.

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Speaker 2: Actually I think Alison Bachmann sent this in a senior

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Speaker 2: citizen stole a jacket artwork that was on display at

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Speaker 2: the Picasso Museum, and then had a tailor alter it

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Speaker 2: to fit her.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even understand that. I'm excited

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Speaker 1: to find out more about this.

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Speaker 3: When we returned on this very special episode of Ben Bananas.

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Speaker 1: You're just we're back, folks, two bananas, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: We're doing solo stuff. I got shout outs.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at that. You weren't prepared for the episode.

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Speaker 1: But you do have shoutouts.

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Speaker 2: Well, I put those down as soon as I get him,

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Speaker 2: because I'll forget and then we get so many these days.

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Speaker 2: So happy birthday to Kim Williams, Kim uh a beloved

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Speaker 2: banana bal I hope we both hope you have a

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Speaker 2: wonderful birthday. Gabby wants to say happy anniversary to Jose

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Speaker 2: Jose is deployed overseas. The Banana Boys salute you. I

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Speaker 2: assume that me service. He is in the military, and

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Speaker 2: thank you for your service, and thank you for protecting

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Speaker 2: WIMPs like Kurt and I.

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Speaker 1: We are whimps.

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Speaker 2: Brenda Darcy lost a friend recently, but wanted to give

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Speaker 2: a shout out to Patch, the funniest man she's ever known.

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Speaker 2: So everybody out there, if you have a cocktail in

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Speaker 2: your hand or just morning coffee, raise a toast to Patch.

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Speaker 2: Keep laughing. Brenda, We're thinking about you. Two more. Greg

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Speaker 2: wants to shout out Kaylee for graduating from her master's program.

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Speaker 2: They met Kurt at our Indianapolis show at White Rabbit,

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Speaker 2: and now they've become great friends.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: I loved that show. We had a great time.

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Speaker 1: That was a fun time, and it was not recorded.

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Speaker 2: The gentleman forgot to press record, so we have the

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Speaker 2: very end when he turned off the recording, just as

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Speaker 2: being like thank you, good night.

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Speaker 1: And the funniest thing we just kept listening to is like, no,

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Speaker 1: that's the very end. Is that's the end? And then

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Speaker 1: we figured it out, Yeah, he does press on. When

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Speaker 1: you thought he was turning it up.

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Speaker 2: And last, but no least, and this is a fun

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Speaker 2: one too. Denise Bruce wants to shout out her son, Nathan,

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Speaker 2: who's a high school senior. He's graduating high school listens

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Speaker 2: to Bananas and so congratulations to Nathan and the entire

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Speaker 2: graduating class of twenty twenty two. Good luck with whatever

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Speaker 2: comes next, Nathan. And can you imagine grad waiting high

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Speaker 2: school this year? Can you imagine being that young?

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Speaker 1: No? I mean, I guess I can. I do remember it,

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Speaker 1: But my god, you've got a wild ride ahead of you. Pal.

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Speaker 2: I know I moved to New York the year this

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Speaker 2: Nathan was born. So all of the stories that you

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Speaker 2: and I have told our whole friendship, everything having to

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Speaker 2: do has been in young great Nathan's life.

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Speaker 1: Congress, I started stand up when you were one, Nathan,

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Speaker 1: when you were one year old.

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Speaker 2: There you go, buddy, your dreams will come true. Never

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Speaker 2: stop trying.

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Speaker 1: And uh, guys, go and rate us, rate and review

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Speaker 1: if you can on iTunes. We would really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: We've set up a website to make it really easy.

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Speaker 1: Rate bananas dot com takes you right to the rate

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Speaker 1: review section on Apple Podcasts. We would really appreciate it, Scott,

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Speaker 1: and give me, give me what this story is. You

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Speaker 1: got it? So I don't even understand it.

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Speaker 2: I'll slow it down. The photo of it is so funny.

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Speaker 2: So Alison Bachman sent this. Thank you again, Allison. This

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Speaker 2: is a great I love this story. A senior citizen.

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Speaker 2: So an old lady, me Ma, went into the Picasso

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Speaker 2: museum or the Muse Picasso, and there was an art

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Speaker 2: display like a piece of art that was a blue

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Speaker 2: jacket hanging on a coat hanger, and it's it's piece

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Speaker 2: of art. So the art is a jacket. So this

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Speaker 2: old lady stole it, put it on, left the museum,

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Speaker 2: and then had a tailor alter it to fit her better. Okay,

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Speaker 2: now you got it. So this was written by Anna Samsung,

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Speaker 2: who is quite easily the best in the art world business.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for art net or art world. A Catalan artist,

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Speaker 2: oriole Villanova, cool name, actually, oriole Villanova exhibited a jacket

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Speaker 2: filled with postcards visitors could remove and examine at the

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Speaker 2: Museum Picasso in excuse me, muse Picasso in Paris. Little

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Speaker 2: did he imagine that one person would take the liber

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Speaker 2: a step too far. In late March, a seventy two

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Speaker 2: year old woman took the blue work jacket, which had

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Speaker 2: been hanging on the wall home with her. According to

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Speaker 2: the French daily Laparisienne, she then had it altered so

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Speaker 2: the tailor with a tailor so it would fit her.

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Speaker 2: Upon returning to the museum to revisit the show. A

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Speaker 2: few days later, the woman who had been captured on

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Speaker 2: surveillance camera putting the jacket into her bag was arrested

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Speaker 2: by police who happened to be at the museum looking

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Speaker 2: for evidence.

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Speaker 1: This is a.

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Speaker 2: Horrible, horrible, big art lover, horrible criminal.

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Speaker 1: I love that she just went right back. And also

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Speaker 1: she didn't put it on like at first when you

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Speaker 1: said it, I thought, oh, maybe she was cold. There

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Speaker 1: was a misunderstanding. She'd understand a jacket was art. She

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Speaker 1: put it on, walked out with it. No, she put

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Speaker 1: it in her bag. She stole the art.

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Speaker 2: Larry generous. Police searched her home and they found it

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Speaker 2: with shortened sleeves. She gotten sleeves shortened. She immediately confessed

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Speaker 2: to seeing jacket and claim not to have realized it

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Speaker 2: was an artwork. After a few hours of interrogation, the

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Speaker 2: public Prosecutor's office let the woman off with a warning

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Speaker 2: and drop the case. The woman had been placed under guardianship.

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Speaker 2: It was like part of an old master's exhibit. Let

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Speaker 2: me see. Oh, I'll go right to what Oriole said.

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Speaker 2: When the museum told me they had the work had

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Speaker 2: been stolen, I was surprised, but it was impossible to

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Speaker 2: envisage the story that followed Villanova. Villanova disputes this, saying

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Speaker 2: I've always exhibited this artwork in the same way in

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Speaker 2: other museums without any problems, as there were security guards

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Speaker 2: that guaranteed it safety. Other museums have ensured this artwork.

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Speaker 2: If I had been aware of the risk at Museic Picasso,

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Speaker 2: I would never have exhibited it. So he's pissed. Villanova's pissed.

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Speaker 2: The theft raises questions about muse Picasso's security system. However,

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Speaker 2: the museum told art net News quote the proposed artist

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Speaker 2: had should have secured the jacket too coat hanging system

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Speaker 2: and prevented it from being unhooked to the I mean

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Speaker 2: it's dirty news.

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Speaker 1: Uh, that is not The artist is not responsible for

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Speaker 1: preventing theft of the artwork. That's crazy, right.

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Speaker 2: But also and so it kind of worked out, but

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Speaker 2: doesn't this make this art piece so much more interesting?

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Speaker 1: First off, Yeah, Villanova should not be upset. Oriole should

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Speaker 1: not be upset in any way, shape or form. The

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Speaker 1: only reason a larger audience is now talking about Oriole

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Speaker 1: Villanova's piece is because this lady made it famous. To

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Speaker 1: take it where you can get it, Oriole.

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Speaker 2: Old people should steal left or right and center. In

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Speaker 2: my life, I know, you know, I have equal amount

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Speaker 2: of male and female friends, and the women, especially in

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Speaker 2: middle school and high school and college, absolutely stole more

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Speaker 2: stuff than the men. Like women of that age in

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Speaker 2: my life were by far bigger kleptomaniacs, like by far

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Speaker 2: leaps and bounds. Men are monsters, but women of a

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Speaker 2: certain age love to steal.

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Speaker 1: So we will put that on a shirt.

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Speaker 2: So I think, maybe, you know, maybe back in the day,

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Speaker 2: let's see sixty years ago, maybe this nice old lady

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Speaker 2: who stole this was the kind of woman that stole

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Speaker 2: CDs from Sam Goody, or earrings from Claires, or bathroom

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Speaker 2: body works, body sprays. I mean, I know so many

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Speaker 2: people who did that.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that just reminded me Sam Goody. My friend

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Speaker 1: Ken used to he had a he would wear a

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Speaker 1: long trench coat all the time, and he sewed in

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Speaker 1: large pockets that went all the way down the trench

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Speaker 1: coat and he would just be looking at tapes or

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Speaker 1: CDs at Sam Goodie in the nineties it is like

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Speaker 1: ninety two or something, and then just be like and

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Speaker 1: then just drop it into his trench coat and he

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Speaker 1: would fill up this giant trench coat with and that

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Speaker 1: this was back when. This sounds so insane to say,

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Speaker 1: but like a tape or a CD would be in

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Speaker 1: a plastic like skeleton that would was supposed to prevent

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Speaker 1: theft because you couldn't like get it out of the

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Speaker 1: plastic skeleton.

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Speaker 2: Just made a cumbersome.

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Speaker 1: Basically, it just made a cumbersome so it was more difficult,

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Speaker 1: so you needed larger pockets to steal it. But then

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Speaker 1: he would just like come out and like op literally

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Speaker 1: open up a trench coat and inside would be like

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Speaker 1: ten or fifteen CDs.

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Speaker 2: Safe no more. I was just.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that. I just was like watching an Instagram

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Speaker 1: video and someone used that chili red Hot chili pepper

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Speaker 1: song where I don't remember the name of the song,

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Speaker 1: but one of the lines, and I was blown away

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Speaker 1: that this was a line of an incredibly popular song,

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Speaker 1: I Am addicted to the shin Dig.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what that song is called either,

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Speaker 2: But that's also the one where at the end he

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Speaker 2: just runs out of lyrics and goes and you go,

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Speaker 2: what guys retire? You're done?

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Speaker 1: What is addicted to the shindig? What I mean?

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Speaker 2: This month through Chili Peppers fans are the strangest rock

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Speaker 2: fans in the world because they are so passionate and

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Speaker 2: I don't know any of them, like they sell it

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Speaker 2: every show around the world. I do not know one

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Speaker 2: person who's like a diehard Chili Peppers fan.

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Speaker 1: Mean either addicted to the shindig. A shindig is just

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Speaker 1: a very not a party. It's not a party. It's

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Speaker 1: a level down, right, That's a shindig is like a

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Speaker 1: level down from a party. I'm having a small cheese

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Speaker 1: and crackers. He's addicted to small gatherings with cheese and crackers.

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Speaker 1: That is what he is addicted to. He cannot get enough.

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Speaker 1: He has to go and find things that are smaller

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Speaker 1: than a party, but larger than just a couple of

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Speaker 1: friends hanging out, and that's his sweet spot. That's what

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Speaker 1: gets Anthony Keatis going in the board.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why he does that part, maybe chewing cheese

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Speaker 2: and crackers at the end, GOINGO.

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Speaker 1: Guys, all right, let's get another one done. Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what happened to me?

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Speaker 2: This story reminded me that I love the story because

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Speaker 2: almost the exact same thing happened when I moved to La.

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Speaker 2: My first job was with Whitney Cummings on a show

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Speaker 2: called Love You Mean It. And that is where I

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Speaker 2: met the hilarious and wonderful and beautiful Karen kill garreff

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlord. Karen was the head writer and I

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Speaker 2: was the first writer producer hired on. And while we

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Speaker 2: were in the writer's room one day, so down so

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Speaker 2: upstairs was Chelsea Lately, which you were on all the

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Speaker 2: time with Chelsea Hendler, and then down the one floor down,

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Speaker 2: third floor was our room. And so Karen, we're all

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Speaker 2: hanging out in the writer's room and one of the

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Speaker 2: upstairs vers like, did anybody see my bike? And we

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Speaker 2: were like no, and she's like, somebody stole a bike

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Speaker 2: out of my office while we were taping Chelsea Lately.

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Speaker 2: So the studio where they shot those shows was below

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Speaker 2: where our writers offices were okay. So while they were

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Speaker 2: shooting Chelsea Lately, somebody stole one of the writer's bikes

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Speaker 2: and she was really upset, as you should, because it

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Speaker 2: was inside the office office. Yeah, it wasn't even like

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Speaker 2: on a bike thing out in the studio. We were

653
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Speaker 2: on the Universal lot, So Universal Studios a lot, yeah,

654
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: which is pretty locked down. You can't get in unless

655
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 2: you're there for a reason exactly. So we're all like, oh, sorry,

656
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: you know, it's like okay, and then we just go

657
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 2: back to writing for the day. The next day we

658
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 2: come in and they that same writer comes back and

659
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: they were like, you guys aren't going to believe this.

660
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 2: They caught a guy on camera entering the building and

661
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 2: stealing it and leaving, and so they went back and

662
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: looked at all the cameras on Universal a lot and

663
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: they traced the guy back and he was an extra

664
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: on a Matthew Perry show called go On. So he

665
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 2: was there for the day working as a background extra,

666
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: a background actor, and while he was leaving, he walked

667
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 2: into our building which is nowhere near where they were shooting,

668
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: and just wandered around, saw a bike sitting in a cubicle,

669
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 2: and so what did they do Kurt. They hired him

670
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: again the next day to be a background extra, and

671
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 2: he showed up and they arrested him, and they'd go

672
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: to his house and it's in his garage and this

673
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: guy would just steal from the lot and just take

674
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 2: stuff home. But he was so stupid that they were like, hey,

675
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: you were really great in that scene. We'd love to

676
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: have you back. He's like, oh, okay, and they just hired

677
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: him and cops were waiting and he walks on the

678
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 2: set and they just handcuffed him and she got her

679
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: bike back.

680
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's so crazy?

681
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 2: Is it crazy?

682
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: Oh? That is? I mean, like, yeah, extras are fast.

683
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: I was an I think I've talked about this once.

684
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: I ever talked about when I was an extra first

685
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: Strangers with Candy.

686
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: No, I don't know this story personally.

687
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: Only time I was ever an extra was on Strangers

688
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: with Candy, which was Amy Sedaris's show with Stephen Colbert

689
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: back in like the early two thousands, one.

690
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 2: Of the greatest shows ever made, so fucking funny, so funny.

691
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: And we had to be there at like six in

692
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: the morning. We were there from like six in the

693
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: morning to like eight pm. It was no shit, fifteen

694
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: degrees out and we were outside the entire time. Oh no,

695
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 1: just like cheering for like a football game that was happening. Sure,

696
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: And I was just like, I am never in my

697
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: life ever doing this again. It was such a nightmare.

698
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: I still can feel how I felt the whole day,

699
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: at how much I hated it, even though it was

700
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: like being around the production was so exciting and interesting

701
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: and everything, it wears off within seven minutes. Yes, and

702
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: it is just punishment, and yes, my heart goes out

703
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: to all extras. But don't steal people's property. Yeah, don't

704
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: steal anybod's property.

705
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: And for all our aspiring or aspiring actors out there,

706
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: all the ban animals who want to get in entertainment,

707
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: if you move out to New York or LA or

708
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: somewhere or Atlanta wherever they're shooting shows these days, be

709
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: an extra. Do it for a few days. Just know

710
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: that they care about the props and the furniture more

711
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 2: than you. You will get paid, you'll get a check,

712
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: but you're gonna also be around other extras. So just

713
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: be prepared to have conversations about things you don't care

714
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: about or don't understand, and then just sit in the background.

715
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 2: That being said, I did it, kurty B did it.

716
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: It's kind of interesting and if you've never been on

717
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 2: an active TV or movie set, you do learn a lot.

718
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: Don't say a word, smile and maybe they'll give you

719
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 2: a line one day. Probably not, but maybe it's worth.

720
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: It just to meet the other people who are doing it,

721
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: because there's people who just do it all the time,

722
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: and those people are fascinating. You want to get their

723
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: story because it is looney Tunes. Yep, there you go,

724
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: all right here as promised, scientists invent toilet that turns

725
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: human feces into cryptocurrency and there it is. This was

726
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: sent in by the Great Copy Hays. Oh yes, this

727
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: was published on the bitee Byte by Victor tanger Man.

728
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: That is his beautiful and best in the biz name.

729
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: This was published in twenty twenty one. Research at a

730
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: university in South Korea has devised a toilet that turns

731
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: human waste into power, Reuters reports as a bonus incentive,

732
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: each use rewards a poopers with a small amount of

733
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: digital currency that they can trade in for a coffee

734
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: or a couple of noodles. On camps. The toilet first

735
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: pumps your excrement into an underground tank, which means it

736
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: uses less water right off the bat when compared to

737
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: a traditional toilet. Micro is micro organisms then break down

738
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: the waste into methane, a usable source of energy. In short,

739
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: it's a delightful new method of turning sewage into power

740
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: making manure.

741
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: Quote.

742
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: If we think out of the box, feces has precious

743
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: value to make energy and manure. Inventor Joe Joe cha Juan,

744
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: an urban and environmental engineering professor at the Ulsan National

745
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: Institute of Technology, told Reuters, I've put this value into

746
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: ecological circulation. The toilet could turn roughly a pound of

747
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: solid human waste, the average amount of human poops in

748
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: a day, and to an impress a fifty liters on

749
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: the fangas. According to Choe, that means it can generate

750
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: half a kilowatt allOur of electricity, enough to drive an

751
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: electric car for three quarters of a mile. And because

752
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty one a day and age in which

753
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: nothing is safe from the world of cryptocurrencies, Cho came

754
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: up with a virtual currency called ghoul or honey in Korean.

755
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: Every use of the toilet scores you ten ghoul per day,

756
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: which can be used to buy stuff on the university's campus. Quote.

757
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: I had only ever thought that feces are dirty, but

758
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: now it is a treasure of great value to me.

759
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 1: A postgraduate student heo heo hujins who's been earned, who's

760
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: both earned and spent. Ghoul told Reuters, I even talk

761
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: about feces during meal, tame meal times to think about

762
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: buying any book.

763
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: I want what a pleasant person to have a meal with,

764
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: you know, just somebody talking about ghoul, just talking about feces,

765
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 2: no big deal.

766
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: Chatting about his shit coin to buy all the books

767
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: he wants, any book he wants. Can you imagine that?

768
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: The freedom, the freedom to shit and read.

769
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: To buy a book, you have to be the king

770
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: of England these days.

771
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: The connection is there that you can use your shit

772
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: to buy the book that you read while you shit.

773
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty cool there.

774
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: It is the circle of life. Of course, I don't

775
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: think we need any more methane to be burned, but

776
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: that's just my opinion. And I do like the ghoul.

777
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the ghoul too. I mean it's a

778
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: fun you give people incentives. It's amazing what you can

779
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: have them do.

780
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. And if you if you combine this with one

781
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: of our very earliest stories in Bananas, which was the

782
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: the asshole mapping toilet. Remember that one that identified you

783
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: from the contours of your.

784
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 2: Everybody's got a little snowflake between their butt cheeks.

785
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: I remember that everyone's union and special, and the toilet

786
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: can identify you that way. You combine these two things,

787
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: you don't even have to give your The toilet already

788
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: knows it's you. It deposits the money into your account immediately.

789
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 1: This is the future our children will have. And how

790
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: exciting is it?

791
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: I think all the big cities, I mean, I know

792
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: some cities have it, but like pay toilets, and I

793
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: know they're bigger around the world too, but like New York, LA.

794
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: There are a lot of cities, especially New York, but

795
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 2: the walking cities. I'm sure Chicago's this way too. It's

796
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: so hard to find a bathroom one time. Yeah, I've

797
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 2: always wanted to pay toilet. And then they're like, they

798
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: make self cleaning ones. I think you take it a

799
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 2: step farther. I think you have one that you put, like,

800
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, a dollar in and you get ten

801
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 2: minutes or whatever it is self cleaning. But at the

802
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: end of the ten minutes, you get like a ten

803
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: second countdown beep and then all the walls collapse around.

804
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: All four walls just fall to the ground, so you

805
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: have to get out of there. I think that would

806
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 2: I think everybody would use it. I think it'd be instagrammable.

807
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: TikTok would be going off mad, Oh God, here comes

808
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 2: oh got three two, and just all four walls collapse.

809
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 2: It hoses itself off, little sunlight, fresh air gets in,

810
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: and then you're out of there.

811
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: Bud Ah, Those self cleaning toilets, if no one's ever

812
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: seen one, they are. I go in and I'm just like,

813
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: now here is the future I was promised? You know.

814
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: I love that you put a quarter in. The door opens,

815
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: you go in. Everything has been recently scrubbed, cleaned by robots,

816
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: and you have no idea what happens. You like, go

817
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, wash your hands, you leave, the door closes,

818
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: and then it sounds like an explosion is happening inside

819
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: the toilet.

820
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 2: That's tom Cruise is lifting off behind you.

821
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: And I've wondered. I My whole thing was always just

822
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: like has anyone ever been trapped inside when it started cleaning.

823
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: It's had to have happened.

824
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 2: Of course it had to have happened. But that's what

825
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: I'm saying.

826
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: Drop those walls. Yeo's liability. You're getting out that? Do

827
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: it so funny? Do we want to go see Top

828
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Gun together? The heck?

829
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't wait to see that movie.

830
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: I really want to see it.

831
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: Really, you do hear? It's actually the reviews are incredible.

832
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh really, if it's an actual good movie, that would

833
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: be a amazing Tom.

834
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: Cruise is the best movie star we got everybody came around.

835
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 2: People hated him in the early two thousands for a

836
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 2: lot of real and good reasons. Yeah, but that dude

837
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: lays it on the line on movies. All the mission

838
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: impossibles have gotten better, Like, the guy is a movie

839
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 2: star from top to bottom.

840
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: Dude.

841
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: I was thinking about you because last night I turned

842
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 2: on Time Traveler's Wife on HBO Max. It's out, It's out,

843
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: It's our first episode is out. I was like, Kurt,

844
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: I'm probably is crying just opening HBO Max right now.

845
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe I'm watching it tonight.

846
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 2: But they do this insane thing where he's hanging out

847
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: with the six year old version of his wife, and

848
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 2: it's instantly bizarre and not cool, and so they lean

849
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 2: into it so hard. I won't tell you what they do,

850
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: but tech me when you watch it. They have a line.

851
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 2: They have an exchange back and forth while she's petting

852
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: on my little pony type horse's mane, and they kind

853
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 2: of call out what's going on in a very strange way.

854
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh, fascinating is part of the book because like they're

855
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: he's jumping around through time. Yeah, and there are moments

856
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: like when he doesn't and I'm not gonna look, I'm

857
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: not going to go into the detail.

858
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 2: I love it. You just love how future you get it.

859
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: And I got one for you. This one was sent

860
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: in by far Had Faroki. Thank you so much for had.

861
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: We appreciate that. Uh this was on Yahoo Knews Australia.

862
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: They didn't credit the writer, so we're going to give

863
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: them a big old stamp of media missed in the biz.

864
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.

865
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: McDonald's customer find one hundred and seventy dollars for eating

866
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 2: takeaway at Starbucks?

867
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: What okay? McDonald's customer find.

868
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 2: One and seventy dollars for eating his to go food

869
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 2: at Starbucks.

870
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: This is amazing, This is strange.

871
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: A fuming McDonald's. A fuming McDonald's customer has copped a

872
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: fine for eating his takeaway in a Starbucks car park.

873
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: Firefight fighter Bob Spink, who is fifty from Swansea Whales,

874
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: had not such a happy meal after he pulled up

875
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 2: to the Starbucks parking lot because there were no spaces

876
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: left at the McDonald's drive through next door. He was

877
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: shocked when he later received a one hundred pound fine

878
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: in the post say in the mail, saying he was

879
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: in the bay for sixteen minutes, even though he never

880
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 2: got out of his poojioh. We only bought I know,

881
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: this is so messed up, Like this is one of

882
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: those ones that get your hackles up and you're like,

883
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 2: come on, Starbucks. So but it actually has an interesting twist.

884
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: So we only had bought a twelve dollars order or

885
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: twelve pound order from McDonald's and the car park was

886
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 2: entirely full, so we parked at the Starbucks next door

887
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 2: to eat because there was plenty of space. Mister Spinx,

888
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: we had not realized there were penalties for this kind

889
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: of thing. It feels like they just legalized theft. I

890
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 2: haven't done anything wrong legally. I will never go anywhere

891
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 2: near a Starbucks again. So Bob was told that the

892
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: fine could be reduced to sixty pounds, which is one

893
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: hundred and four Australian dollars. So let's just assume it's

894
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: one hundred bucks American. I have no idea if he

895
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: paid it within fourteen days. So now they're putting the

896
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: cooker on you. I was baffled by it. We have

897
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 2: just moved here, and it's something you can't ignore as

898
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: it only gets worse as it increases the fee. I

899
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: shared it in hopes of making people wear and to

900
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 2: steer clear of the chain and the parking lot. We

901
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: hadn't even left the car. The premise of a car

902
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: park is to invite people in, and it just feels

903
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: like a con and I don't understand what they're trying

904
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: to achieve. And it does it look great for the

905
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: chain to use parking enforcement with such tactics. I mean,

906
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: we're totally on Bob's Spinks side here. This is crazy.

907
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 2: So Starbucks comments, They said the fine at this branch

908
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: at Fabian Way and Swansea was a matter of a

909
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: third party parking company called National Parking Enforcement Ltd, who

910
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 2: of course declined to comment.

911
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that that's crazy? I mean I still like,

912
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: how can a private company find you? Do you know

913
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, I thought like that was only

914
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: something that like the city could do. It's like your

915
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: Starbucks yourself, Like, this doesn't make any more Starbucks. Yeah,

916
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 1: Like it's so this.

917
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: Is a third party. This is so creepy.

918
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: It's just some parking lot company fucking people. Yes, isn't

919
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: that wild? So if he had gotten out of his

920
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: car and gone into Starbucks for a second and come

921
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: back in, yeah, I mean, like like that would have

922
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: then there's no fine. Like that doesn't make any sense.

923
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 2: So when I was working Red Bull in Atlanta in

924
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: two thousand and three, one days we would target certain

925
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: occupations who might be able to use it, And one

926
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: day we did tow truck drivers. They work twenty four

927
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: hours a day. Tow truck drivers fill the strangest space

928
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 2: in society.

929
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

930
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 2: They are both the most hated thing in the world

931
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: and the most necessary thing in the world. Yeah, Like

932
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: you hate them when they tow your car, but when

933
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: your car breaks down and you see that tow truck

934
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: coming up.

935
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: It is the biggest side of relief. I can't think

936
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: of anything.

937
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: Quite as polarizing as tow truck drivers. So we go

938
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 2: out and we're just giving out free cans of red

939
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 2: bull and this guy's like, do you want to ride along?

940
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 2: And we were like sure. You know, I was like young,

941
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 2: twenty probably and I was like sure.

942
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: So we ride along.

943
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 2: And what this guy would do it was insane and

944
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 2: it made me feel really bad about giving him red

945
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: bulls too. By the way, there were certain buildings, like

946
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 2: City Bank or whatever, and they have the kind of

947
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 2: a big horseshoe shape pull through entrance and anybody parked

948
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 2: there could get booted instantly. This guy would jump out,

949
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 2: run like a running back full speed with a boot,

950
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 2: boot the car right back to his car, and get

951
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: into the tow truck that we're sitting in and pull away.

952
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: And this guy did this all day. His job was

953
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 2: looking for corporate cars. And then he would jump out,

954
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 2: had like boots and then to get the boot offs

955
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 2: like I don't know, two hundred and fifty dollars, and

956
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: he carried a gun and he wore kevlar vest. This

957
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 2: tow truck driver because he's like, people have taken shots

958
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: at me before. I'm like, well, yeah, because you're like

959
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: hijacking in car.

960
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah.

961
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 2: It was one of those things where you go, yeah,

962
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 2: this will be fun, and then after the first one

963
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: you're like yeah maybe, and then after the third one

964
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, can you let us out pre uber

965
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 2: pre lift. So it was just like can you drop

966
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 2: us back off at the racer please.

967
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: I there was a tow truck driver that I came

968
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: to know, you know, somewhat well because I bought this.

969
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: This was in the mid two thousands. I bought this

970
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: buck in nineteen seventy nine p. Two hundred e Vespa.

971
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 1: So okay, you know, like an old school.

972
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 2: Vespa sounds cool.

973
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: It was like that I'd gotten from some gig and

974
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: I was like, all of it goes right to the

975
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: minus vestma and it broke down on me almost every

976
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: third time I would drop it. It was sucked. It

977
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 1: was a piece of shit. It broke down on me

978
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: once going over the arizontal bridge going sixty miles an

979
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: hour over the Verona Bridge bridge, and the engine sees

980
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: so the back wheel locked up going over the bridge,

981
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, I just starts skidding out

982
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: until the engine unseases and the wheel starts rolling again.

983
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: And I just crested the Arizona Bridge. For those of

984
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: you who don't know if Averzona Bridge connects Brooklyn and

985
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: Staten Island. It's a huge, huge bridge, huge rig And

986
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: then I just started coasting because I had just crested

987
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: and then I coasted. It probably took me ten full

988
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 1: minutes of coasting down the other side of that bridge

989
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: to I get off. And then you couldn't like just

990
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: it was like very difficult to figure out, like what

991
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 1: to do with a broken down vespa. So I had

992
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: I called the multiple different tow truck aimes and they're

993
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: like no, And then I got this one guy, Tony

994
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, come, Tony comes. He's got this huge,

995
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: huge pickup truck Tony and he essentially like we lift

996
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: the the bike onto the thing and then he does

997
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,959
Speaker 1: a bunch of strapping down, He straps it down, He drive.

998
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: The straphouse right.

999
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 1: So I had to call Tony multa. So I had

1000
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: Tony in my phone and every time it would break down,

1001
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: I would call Tony and he would pick me up.

1002
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: And so by like the third or fourth time, Tony

1003
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: was just like, this guy's a fucking sucker. He just

1004
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: he keeps breaking down, he keeps has to pay me

1005
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks every fucking time he goes. Yeah, and uh,

1006
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: but Tony was like starting to like be like, you know,

1007
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: he grew up in he grew up in Brooklyn. It's

1008
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: like classic Brooklyn dude. And then one time it's like

1009
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: late at night and I think, I don't know, he

1010
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: might have been out like partying or whatever, and then

1011
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: he comes like pick me up, and now we're in

1012
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: the thing and he's driving me back and he is

1013
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: bucking driving, like smoking a and driving like one hundred

1014
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: miles an hour with this like this this tow truck

1015
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: that's gig. It was like one of those extra large

1016
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: tow trucks and just like zooming around, like blowing through

1017
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: red lights and stuff. Like he was acting like it

1018
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: was the Brooklyn of his youth, do you know what

1019
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean? It was the Brooklyn nineteen eighty five, And

1020
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy is It was terrifying, But

1021
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: also I was like, fucking Brooklyn in the eighties and

1022
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: early nines must have been fucking crazy because it was

1023
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: just Tony's doing whatever they fucking.

1024
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 2: Want, lots of Tony's Tony Toe's. I bet his nickname

1025
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 2: was Tony Toe's. I love all that about all those

1026
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 2: Brooklyn guys. It's whatever their job is, their first name,

1027
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 2: or whatever their job is. Hikey Pipes, I mean joe

1028
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 2: Joey Fish. Joey Fish was a real guy I worked with.

1029
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 2: He was our fish guy at Two Boots.

1030
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 1: Joey Fish. Joey Fish.

1031
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 2: Dude, that's so funny. I love that we you and I.

1032
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 2: One day we should talk about this, because I don't

1033
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: know if you even want to do it, but getting

1034
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: you yellow vespas just to ride to our shows in

1035
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 2: like La would be the funniest thing. Maybe we just

1036
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: read them. Are you and I pulling up on two

1037
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 2: yellow yellow vespas? So funny?

1038
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: It's so funny. It's the dorkiest thing ever. All right,

1039
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: I'll send us home with this.

1040
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 2: He ready, come on and give me one for the road.

1041
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: The Lido Shuffle.

1042
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,959
Speaker 1: Famed Walden Pond, which inspired Henry David throw is being

1043
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 1: killed by Urine. This was sent in by Eliza. Thank you, Eliza.

1044
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: This was written This is not NBC News, written by

1045
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: the Great Corky Samasco.

1046
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 2: Thank you, good job.

1047
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Corky is really the best in the biz.

1048
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: Here's the opening two lines. If Henry David Throw were

1049
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: alive today, he might retitle his most famous work on

1050
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: Golden Pond, I mean very good, and he would and

1051
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: he would be pissed. Quirky bringing it quirky, God, damn it, quirky,

1052
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: doubo barrel joke, gun on quirky right up top. That's

1053
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: because Walden Pond, the ones pristine jewel that inspired the

1054
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: American naturalist and philosopher in the mid eighteen hundreds, has

1055
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: been befouled by generations of swimmers urinating in the water.

1056
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 1: According to a new study, Oh God, God, so much

1057
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: so that it is wrecking the ecosystem and devastating the

1058
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: fish population of the pond, some twenty five miles west

1059
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: of Boston, a thorough immortalized in his best known work

1060
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: Walden or Life in the Woods. These findings suggest that

1061
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: although mitigation efforts have curtailed anthropogenic nutrient inputs to Walden Pond,

1062
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: the lake has not returned to the pre impact condition

1063
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: described by Henry David Throw and may become increasingly vulnerable

1064
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: to further changes in water quality and a warmer and

1065
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 1: possibly wetter future. Doctor J. Kurt stage Or, a research

1066
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: at Paul Smith's College and the Adirondecks and his co

1067
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: authors warned translation, despite some efforts to clean it up,

1068
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,439
Speaker 1: the water is nowhere near as pures when Throw dipped

1069
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: his toes into the drink while camping out in a

1070
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: cabin on the shore for two years, two months, and

1071
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: two days in eighteen forty five. So basically, I'm not

1072
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: going to get all into it, but yeah, a lot

1073
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: of people are paying in it, and it's uh, there's

1074
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 1: just too much phosphorus in there. Yeah, I bet there is.

1075
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 2: Whenever I go to a resort or a hotel or

1076
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: anything where there's a swim up bar, you know who

1077
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: doesn't love swimming up to the bar and sitting with

1078
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 2: strangers and drinking fruity cocktails and jourinating in the water.

1079
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 2: I's you'll see me do this.

1080
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever have.

1081
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 2: I'm not sure we've ever been to a swim up

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Speaker 2: Oh no, maybe at Hotel QT in New York. There

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Speaker 2: was that, remember the hotel in Midtown that had But it.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't even a bar. It was just a It was

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Speaker 1: just a window that you would like swim over to

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Speaker 1: the window. There was no sitting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 2: There was like a weird two years where everybody did

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Speaker 2: their birthday parties at this adult indoor pool and sauna

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Speaker 2: and on. It was a bar on one side and

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Speaker 2: then on the other side was a pool with a

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Speaker 2: window you could order drinks through.

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Speaker 1: It was so crazy, it was it was QT. Y know,

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Speaker 1: it was hotel QT.

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Speaker 2: But whenever I go to a swim of thing, like

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Speaker 2: any time I've ever been to one on any resort,

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Speaker 2: the first like three times I pee, I almost loudly

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Speaker 2: announce it so everybody could see me get out and

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Speaker 2: go to the bathroom like I do it, like I'm

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Speaker 2: putting the pressure on the other strangers where I'm like

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Speaker 2: gotta pay walking. I'm like, is this the men's room

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Speaker 2: or is this the men's room? Oh, it's this one.

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Speaker 2: I'll be paying in here, because I just want everybody

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Speaker 2: else to know that I'm onto him. I want him

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Speaker 2: out of there. You're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: My brother's kids, my brother used to let his son

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Speaker 1: urinate in the pool and we're at the place where

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Speaker 1: they lived. He would get out of the pool.

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Speaker 2: And turn around to pee into it. That guy's gonna

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Speaker 2: love myself.

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Speaker 1: Cleaning to Obviously he's a little he was a little

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Speaker 1: boy at the time. I was just like, I was

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Speaker 1: just like, what do you And then and then both

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Speaker 1: of them, my brother and my sister in law, we're

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00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: both like, well, it's getting their kids like kids swimming

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00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: this pool. It's gonna happen anyway. I was like, sure, maybe,

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Speaker 1: but we don't have to watch him. You're actively irritate

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Speaker 1: into the water that I am swimming in right now.

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Speaker 1: It's like a.

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Speaker 2: Little water fountain. Chair ups.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what it was. It's that Belgian fucking naked

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Speaker 1: boy just pissing into the water fountain. It is the

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Speaker 1: funny to me to still to this date, is so

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Speaker 1: so funny, incredible seeing him just like looking at me.

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Speaker 1: He's big smile on his face, just pissing into the pool.

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Speaker 2: Pretty good, right, you're like when you see young.

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Speaker 1: Folks. That's bananas. Thank you to everybody who sent in stories.

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: That's right. July twenty third, we're doing our first Bananas

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Speaker 2: Downhill one k. Everybody can walk at, jog at run it,

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Speaker 2: dress up like a banana or bananam adjacent anything. If

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Speaker 2: it's something we've talked about on the podcast, that's fine too.

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Speaker 2: Curtin B and I will probably just be just as

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Speaker 2: regular banana costumes. But all the money is going to

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Speaker 2: go to La Food Bank and we're gonna have a

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Speaker 2: website with a link up pretty soon. So come on out,

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00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 2: fly on in, drive on up, whatever you want to do.

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Speaker 2: We'd love to see you at the downhill one k,

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Speaker 2: Splitty in the city.

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Speaker 4: Banana Buh Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.

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Speaker 2: You can listen, subscribe, and leave us reviews for Bananas

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