1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever you rent something, 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: whether it's a car, or a hot tub or an 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: extra long coffin that locks from the outside. 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 2: Rental services, are you contact. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: Only the best brook I see. I'll tell you. There's 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 1: a reason that they warn you make sure to check 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: inside before you return it, especially that Yeah, it's so 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: that they can avoid super awkward calls like the one 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: we made today when old Alan winter Bottom needs to 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say he 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes. Yes, 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: he wants it back in your phone, tap right now. 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 2: Form aware. This is Tammy. 14 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: Hi tar me. It's nice to meet you. 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 2: Okay, dice to talk to you. Who is this? 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 3: My name is Alan, Alan your Bottom. I'm a customer 17 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: of yours. 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 2: Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage. So how can I 19 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 2: help you today? 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? You you can help me because I rented a 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 3: tuxedo and dropped it back off with you guys just 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 3: two days ago. Okay, I realized that I may have 23 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 3: left a personal item inside of it. 24 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 2: All right, Oh my, we can you. 25 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 3: Feel like a real dunce? 26 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 2: Oh oh, No, it happened all the time. It happens 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 2: all the time. 28 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 3: Oh, you're sweet. 29 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 2: We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos. I 30 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 2: kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for. 31 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: What did you leave? 32 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I really don't know. If you want me 33 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 3: to tell you that. 34 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you 35 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: if we found it is if you tell me what 36 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 2: it is. 37 00:01:55,480 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 3: I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to 38 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: say this, but I think I left my diaper in there. 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 40 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night and the host 41 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 3: was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I 42 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 3: just said, hey, what the heck, go for it. You're 43 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,639 Speaker 3: only ninety. 44 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 2: Three once, right, and you're trying to get this back. 45 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:33,839 Speaker 3: It's not just the one. There's that in some backups too. 46 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 3: Oh god, I had three other folded ones in the 47 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 3: front pockets and a Huggy Special in the back. 48 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 2: Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want 49 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 2: it back. Why are you confirmed about getting it? 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 3: Hold on a second, there, missy. Have you been to 51 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 3: the store lately. The diaper prices are sore and higher 52 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 3: than my blood pressure. 53 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 2: Okay, I mean if we had founded them. 54 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 3: Wait a second, I'm racking the old nogging up there, 55 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 3: and there's a chance maybe I left him in the 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 3: old limo. 57 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 2: Okay, that that is not. 58 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 3: I met twos at the park. You don't need Roberta 59 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 3: and Roberta's twin, Regina. 60 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 2: Okay, so you're gonna you're gonna have to talk to 61 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 2: the limit. 62 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 3: Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in 63 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 3: the limo that night. Oh yeah, still got. 64 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 2: It, sir. You you're having some great adventures, especially for 65 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 2: a man of your age. 66 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 3: Wait a second, what you came to do? 67 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: There? 68 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 3: Are you sweet talking to me? You want a slice 69 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,839 Speaker 3: of the old Alan pie? Do you? 70 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 2: Okay? I cannot help you with any of that. 71 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, professionally, right right, you're on the clock. 72 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 2: No, I can help you with tuck rental, that is it. 73 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't know this, but a lot of ladies 74 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 3: want me for my beanie baby collection. Yeah. I mean, 75 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 3: I haven't looked at the prices since ninety six, but 76 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 3: I'm assuming I'll be able to buy me a nice 77 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 3: condo down in Florida with that treasure show. 78 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:26,679 Speaker 2: Oh god, yutchie, I can't help you if you left 79 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 2: diapers in a limo. 80 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,359 Speaker 3: Well you could help me if you know of a 81 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: place with non lactose cheesecake. 82 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that 83 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: can help you. 84 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 3: Well, that really is a bummer because right now, the 85 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 3: only spot that I know of with the good slices 86 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 87 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 2: You know, you know, the radio. 88 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 3: Showed that doesn't them prank phone calls whatnot. 89 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you. 90 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 3: Should listen because it'll really fill up your diapers. 91 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio right now. 92 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 3: Dammy, my name is jeff and we're doing a phone 93 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 3: tap on you. 94 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 2: Oh thank god, Oh my god. 95 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, your manager Mike set you up because he said 96 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: it's your five year anniversary at the shop. He thought 97 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: you get a real kick out of this phone call. 98 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god. I am so relieved because I had 99 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 2: no idea how to deal with that, or I had 100 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 2: to get off the phone for that matter. 101 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,559 Speaker 1: You're saying so in your entire time working there five years, 102 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: no customers have ever left a diaper in any of 103 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: the formal wear. 104 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,279 Speaker 2: No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper. 105 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 3: I'll tell you it happens. Sometimes, those limo parties, they 106 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 3: get pretty wide. 107 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 2: I am sure they do. Wake up every morning was 108 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 2: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in 109 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 2: the morning.