1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But I'm next, nephew, 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What you got, nest? 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: Your son too fat? Tommy fat? They with me one 5 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: more time? Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here? You 6 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: were you overweighted as a child, Jane. Yeah, he's awight 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 1: as an adult. I can tell. I can tell he's 8 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: still bitter about it. Let it go, yes, Jeans just 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: said husky on the back. Yes, I'm still bitter. Yeah, 10 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: run a cat. Your son too fat? Hello. Hello, I'm 11 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: trying to reach Cathy. Please. Um, this is hi Cathy. 12 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: This is Kirby. I'm actually the the owner at the daycare, 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: Mine's daycare when your son comes. Okay, alright, I'm sure 14 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Al Right, how are 15 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: you doing today? Oh? How's a little little divine? How's 16 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: he doing? He's good. He's laying down taking a nap. Okay, 17 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: you guys been coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes, 18 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some information I 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is 21 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, what 22 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean? Is he getting uh meals 23 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: every time he's supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah, 24 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no 25 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food 26 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh stood, No, sir, 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem 28 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem 29 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records 30 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: and little divines too. Have you looked at the comparison 31 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: of two year olds the majority of two year olds 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: and in comparison to I guess I should say size, 33 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: in comparison to the bond side. You mean like in 34 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,919 Speaker 1: body way Boddy size. I mean he's a little tall. 35 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 1: You know, he wasn't a small chap when his borne 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: he was ten pounds. But no, he's on the scale 37 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: of right where he should be. He's just a little 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: you know, taller because the daddy is tall. But he's 39 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: doing so You're you don't think he's anywhere in the 40 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: in the ballpark of of of of obesity at two. 41 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: You mean fat. I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, 42 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: but but but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean 43 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: your sons. Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, 44 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: and we're talking about you think my son is a 45 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 1: little overweight or what he's what's the problem. Well, I mean, 46 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: I think he's fat, you know, and and and the 47 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: problem I'm I'm noticing the records of everything is wait wait, wait, wait, 48 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat. 49 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what 50 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning 51 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I 52 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: give my daycare money. Ms Benita has never said anything 53 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you 54 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: think my son is fat. With him, you deal with 55 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't do with him 56 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at is records 57 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than 58 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only 59 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: that he's drinking probably a gallon of milk a day. 60 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: In the milk, y'all only get snacks two times a 61 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 1: day and he's there only for breakfast and lunch, and 62 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: how in the hell is he drinking a gallon of milk? 63 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: And if he is, But all I know is this. No, No, 64 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this because you're calling me on 65 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: a Sunday, calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. 66 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: And your wife has never said a damn thing. Never 67 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: has she said one thing to me in a year 68 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: when she collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said 69 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: my son is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well, 70 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: you know my wife is a different person, and she 71 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: tries to be cords or whateveryone. He's the one who 72 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: deals with me. Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never 73 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: met you. It's messed out of a Sunday. Reason why 74 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I 75 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying to drop your 76 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: son off, I am gonna drop him off. I know. No, 77 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. 78 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 1: Now here's where we can here. Either you can keep 79 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home. 80 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn 81 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: son off at six and he like I do every morning, 82 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: because man listening, if we can't get him, because obviously 83 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: you ain't the one that need to be talking to me. 84 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: Because if you're not there every day and I did 85 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: with your wife, I'm telling you that your son is 86 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: too big to be kiss coming every morning. If that's 87 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: the case. And if he's eating at a house at home, 88 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: I'll send him some extra. But what I paid my 89 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: money for is what you're gonna feed him for to 90 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: full meals and two snacks. And if he needs extra, 91 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: I'll put some in his bag. But he's drinking a 92 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 1: gallon of milk a day. Are you looking here? I 93 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: don't care. There's no way possible that he can drink 94 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: it out in the milk of day. Here's here's here's 95 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,679 Speaker 1: the deal. I don't want you to have to stop 96 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: bringing your son now, and I'm not and I'm not. 97 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay, 98 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, no, 99 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: damn you ain't, are you from the health food from 100 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 1: I will. I will give him an apple and a 101 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 1: glass of water in the morning and I'll give him 102 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: an apple and a glass of water in the evening 103 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,239 Speaker 1: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home. 104 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: You must be certified in the food program, especially if 105 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: you're sitting up here telling me my damn son is 106 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: going on a diet and he's not drinking no water 107 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the 108 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: other kids is having an apple and water, then that's 109 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: what you better be serving him. But if that ain't 110 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: the case in here, don't know, he better get the 111 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: full snack. So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, 112 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: damn it, that's what my son better be getting. And 113 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: if he won't astra, he better get it. I'm listening. 114 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: All I'm trying to tell you is your son drink 115 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: too much? Drinks too much? Well, well, well you need 116 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: to back thet I know you did not cussing me. 117 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,120 Speaker 1: I know you did not cut you ready to cut 118 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,559 Speaker 1: to me. Let me tell you what say. You ain't 119 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else 120 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: to talk about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody 121 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: they're working at damn daycare better be there in the 122 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 1: morning because at six thirty we're gonna be there and 123 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: my son he's coming um week and he gonna eat 124 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: all week. If he walked two gallons of milk, he 125 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: gonna drink it. If he walked two plates of food, 126 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what we say, 127 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: damn good money to come to that daycare. So you're 128 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: gonna bring your child up there, and I'm gonna have 129 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: to put him on some swim fast. Now, I will 130 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: put your child on swim fairs. I was trying not 131 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: to give him, but I will give him some slim fast, 132 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 1: and you're gonna get a slim fast shopping. I'm gonna 133 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,159 Speaker 1: whop y'all that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave 134 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: it to him, they gonna get a slim fast shopping. 135 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: All the little kids that have some slim fasts. If 136 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: he getting some, he better eat whatever they're eating. If 137 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: they eating steak, well damn it, he better have something too. 138 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 1: If we had steak, he probably eat their own. Damn cow. 139 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: He even't care. I'll pay for it, but he's been 140 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: like getting whim fast. I will shut it down about 141 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: my child. Okay, I got something else you need to 142 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: know about your son? What else do I need to know. 143 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: Besides you think my son is overweight? What the elf 144 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: can you tell me today? I need to tell you this. 145 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 1: I need to tell you that, this is Nephew Tommy 146 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucresia got 147 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: me to prank o call you? What did you just say? 148 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: What did you just say? 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