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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And recently we got an email

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Speaker 1: from a local orthodonist who wanted us to prank their

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Speaker 1: new receptionist at the front desk. So apparently she just

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Speaker 1: started working there about a month ago, and already she's

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Speaker 1: had to handle some unusual questions from patients about dental

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Speaker 1: procedures that she just does not know how to answer.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love besting with new hires. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's so easy. So her boss just told her, you know,

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Speaker 1: in those situations, do your best to stay professional no

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Speaker 1: matter what. Right. Well, today we're going to put her

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Speaker 1: to the test with a few bizarre patient requests just

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Speaker 1: to see how she handles them. In your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now, as on the twenties, thank you for calling Orthodonics.

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Speaker 1: My name is Lynn. How can I help you? Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name's Matthew. I have an appointment to get my

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Speaker 1: wisdom teeth taken out coming up here. Okay, story, just

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Speaker 1: calling to confirm or well, no, I was just curious

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Speaker 1: for this type of procedure they knock you out right,

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Speaker 1: the oral surgeon will use sedation anesthesia. Yes, yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to work. Are you maybe

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Speaker 1: like allergic or oh no, no, I'm not allergic. It's

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Speaker 1: just that regular anesthesia doesn't really work on me, you know,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, because I know that that's what they

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Speaker 1: normally give you. But I broke my foot a few

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Speaker 1: months ago and they had to put me under for

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Speaker 1: surgery and that did not go well. So it's not

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Speaker 1: like super wild to use like the sedation anesthesia. Ibout

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Speaker 1: your experience will be way better here. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, because you know, they put the mask over

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Speaker 1: your face and then they tell you to count down

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Speaker 1: from ten to one. Sure it's not a normal procedure

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Speaker 1: we do. Yeah, well I got to negative eighty seven

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Speaker 1: and then they finally asked me to stop counting. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just general anesthesia just does not work on me.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know. Maybe you could just tell the

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Speaker 1: doctor that I'll bring my own and then we'll be

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Speaker 1: good to go. No, so we can't have you bring

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Speaker 1: in your own medication, especially something that's not pretty described.

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Speaker 1: It's totally cool because I've had a few surgeries over

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Speaker 1: the years actually, and at this point I just make

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Speaker 1: all my own anesthesia at home in my bathtub, and

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Speaker 1: all the other doctors have said it's fine, but you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to use any type of like illegal drugs

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Speaker 1: like before the surgery. Here. No, it's not bad. Like,

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Speaker 1: I can give you the recipe if you want. It's

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Speaker 1: thank you. That's very kind of you. Button. It's just

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Speaker 1: a few liters of liquid tail and all PM and

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Speaker 1: then I mix in a little black market cough syrup

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Speaker 1: and then I top it off just a sprinkle of

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Speaker 1: elephant tranquilizers and then here we go. It's like and

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Speaker 1: then I'm out, Wow, I have never heard of that before.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a lot, yeah, a different things. I'm

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Speaker 1: not surprised you haven't heard of it. It's my own

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Speaker 1: little personal recipe. I call it Drowsy Dumbo because it

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Speaker 1: knocks you out cold, but at the same time, you

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Speaker 1: also feel like you're kind of flying. Okaya's real good. No,

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Speaker 1: definitely not going to suggest doing that. Before your surgery

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Speaker 1: here with us. Oh, I get it, I get it.

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Speaker 1: You guys just don't want to deal with the insurance risk, right,

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Speaker 1: I'll just have my mom inject me in the parking lot. No.

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Speaker 1: I definitely don't suggest doing that. She's done at a bunch,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't care anymore. It's fine, Okay, thank you for

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Speaker 1: that information. I am going to warn you though. The

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Speaker 1: injection needle is pretty huge, because you know, it's meant

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Speaker 1: for elephants, so I might be bleeding when my mom

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Speaker 1: carries me in. I would just have some gauze ready,

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Speaker 1: wrap it around the injection site, and then I'll be

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Speaker 1: good for the surgery. Oh wow, that's not gonna work.

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Speaker 1: You can't come into the office meeting. Okay, Well, can

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Speaker 1: you have like an assistant come and meet me out

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Speaker 1: in the parking lot and they can go there. No.

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Speaker 1: I definitely would not feel comfortable sending anybody out to

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Speaker 1: patch you up in the parking lot. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we're really going to be able to do

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Speaker 1: this surgery now. I just I'm definitely going to have

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Speaker 1: to tell the doctor. No. I mean, that's fine, go

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Speaker 1: and tell the doctor whatever, But can you also tell

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Speaker 1: him that during the surgery he should talk to me

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Speaker 1: in a baby voice. Excuse me, Yeah, like if he

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Speaker 1: whispers in a baby voice and tells me to be

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Speaker 1: a good boy and not wet myself during the procedure.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that would really help me because it's happened before,

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Speaker 1: and when the doctors don't tell me that, it's just

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Speaker 1: it's a huge mess. Okay, don't have that in the notes.

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Speaker 1: Could you put it in there? I will. Could you

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Speaker 1: please just tell me your full name. I know I

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Speaker 1: told you my name was Matthew, but it's actually Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why would you tell me a different name than before? Well,

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Speaker 1: because I kind of need to tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. Worry about that? Are

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Speaker 1: you joking? Yeah? This is actually Jeffrey from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my gosh. I was literally

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Speaker 1: freaking out. Oh wow. I mean your boss Mark set

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Speaker 1: you up and said you've been doing such an amazing

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Speaker 1: job since you started last month. He wanted to have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of fun with you. Wow. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad that was fun for you. It could be fun

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Speaker 1: for you too, if you want to come over and

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Speaker 1: try some drowsy Dumbo just to let me know how

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Speaker 1: it is. I mean, I have a fresh batch I

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Speaker 1: just took out of the tub. Come on, I think

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Speaker 1: I like to have. The wake up every morning was

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning