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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Ant?

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a laser line, good by, just call me back.

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Speaker 4: So if you haven't heard the loser line before, it

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 4: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 4: on you.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you gut. Something about you makes me want to

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Speaker 1: go to sleep.

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Speaker 4: I'm not good wick you or whatever.

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Speaker 1: He'd actually fall asleep.

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Speaker 4: Well, whatever you do, resist the urge to call up

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Speaker 4: his mommy and tell her to pick him up because

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Speaker 4: it's past his bedtime.

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Speaker 1: Instead, tell him you've got the coolest.

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Speaker 4: Lord of the rings candle collection and he has to

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Speaker 4: call you sometimes so you two can trade. And that's

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Speaker 4: when you give them the number to the loser line. So

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Speaker 4: hopefully he leaves us an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next.

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Speaker 3: Hi, I'm this slight guy, you know, the guy that

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Speaker 3: was the Upperoni costume outside of mis.

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Speaker 2: Pizzi a play. I don't usually give.

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Speaker 3: A lot of numbers this way, but that's okay.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to take you.

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Speaker 3: Out sometime and I promise I won't still any saff

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Speaker 3: on you unless you want me to. I feel like

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Speaker 3: I should probably apologize when I shouted stay chiv.

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Speaker 2: That was stupid.

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Speaker 3: But listen, I'm eighteen by the way, so don't worry.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes people can't tell from the costume, but I'm legal.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like he was making the call from inside

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Speaker 4: of the pizza costume, which you gotta respect his commitment

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Speaker 4: to the craft.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know what, though, I was that desperate when I

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Speaker 2: was eighteen too.

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Speaker 1: To hook up with a pizza slice guy. Anybody.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's legal Brooks, so no.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's so I had a great time like talking

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Speaker 5: with you, and.

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Speaker 2: You're a cute Golding Retriever.

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Speaker 5: But you know all that I have rescue dogs. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 5: that might have been a bit of an exaggeration because.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I do have a dog sort of.

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Speaker 5: It's actually like a rumba that I call Sparky, and

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Speaker 5: I like to say I rescue him from a cyber

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Speaker 5: Monday tail. But like, I hope this doesn't ruin um

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Speaker 5: chaying to like to go on a date whatever, because like,

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Speaker 5: if you wouldn't look past the fact that I don't

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Speaker 5: have a traditional rescue do heart, Like I would love

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Speaker 5: to hang out sometime and like, maybe your dark can

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Speaker 5: come play with Sparky.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean if he.

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Speaker 3: Got his room at a second hand store, it would

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Speaker 3: technically be a rescue rouma.

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Speaker 1: Makes sense.

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Speaker 4: The mistake that I think that he made was actually

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Speaker 4: calling ahead and trying to warn her about it. She

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Speaker 4: should have just invited her over and introduced her to

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Speaker 4: his little rescue roomba dogs.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Now see, here's a treat, a favorite. But I gotta

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Speaker 1: break it up though it gets caught.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of scams, though, have you been to our

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Speaker 4: Second Date Update podcast? So many people are downloading it

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Speaker 4: right now, but joke's on them.

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Speaker 1: Content, it's not very good.

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Speaker 5: What Jeffy.

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Speaker 1: Like for the top of the country everything.

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Speaker 4: I'm being sarcastic about that, I'm not. That was a

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Speaker 4: direct quote from both of my parents. A little bit

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Speaker 4: of a disappointment, but you know what's up to you

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Speaker 4: go check it out if you want to.

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Speaker 1: At Brooke and Jeffreys Second Date Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey's mom won't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, certainly not. Let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you a little secret, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: talk really quiet when I say this.

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Speaker 2: Because you should know you haven't seen my full duck yet.

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Speaker 2: When I do it, my arms flap and everything, and

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Speaker 2: you're gonna love it.

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Speaker 3: So call me back.

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Speaker 2: Let's get slippery like a pond.

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Speaker 1: Next, did I hear that correctly?

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Speaker 4: She said, you haven't seen my full duck yet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, A half duck maybe when they or at least

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Speaker 4: a quarter duck was during their first meet up.

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Speaker 2: It's just a little tail legal.

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Speaker 1: Battle. I don't know about the way she was talking.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it was hot. I kind of want

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Speaker 1: to see the full duck now.

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Speaker 2: Next it's papers from a few minutes ago. I mean

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Speaker 2: the chemistry lab. Wait for you. I've got my I

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Speaker 2: got my shirt off. Oh my god. I hope we

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Speaker 2: don't get in trouble for the I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: we're supposed to be chaperoning the dance, but you know

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Speaker 2: what they don't know won't hurt him, and you know

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Speaker 2: when you get here to stop people. We didn't lay

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Speaker 2: up one of the punchs of burgers. You know what.

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Speaker 2: The add a little little atmosphere, a little ambiance. He's

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Speaker 2: trying to be spontaneous. I don't know if you want that,

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Speaker 2: but just stinging up at the box. Oh oh my God,

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Speaker 2: I could someone coming? Are you that's not you? Smart?

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Speaker 1: I wonder to get you're back on? Or do you

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Speaker 1: open the door and risk here? Yeah? Do you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? That is an adult single dad reliving

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Speaker 1: his high school.

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Speaker 4: So smart to whoever gave him the loser line at

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Speaker 4: that dance, whatever dance he was chaperone.

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Speaker 1: If he was a chemistry teacher, oh maybe, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Look if I were him at that point when someone's coming,

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Speaker 4: I probably would.

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Speaker 1: Have just given up. Yeah, but kept the shirt off.

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Speaker 1: He decided to call back again.

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Speaker 4: There's more.

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Speaker 2: Next method. Sorry, I'm a super close. I thought it

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Speaker 2: was here with the chatter. He came in really quick.

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Speaker 2: That emptied the garbage can. So I just staid under

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Speaker 2: the table. He didn't. I don't think he saw me.

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Speaker 2: So can you like a like a hurdy. I don't

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Speaker 2: want to kill the robat or anything, but like my

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Speaker 2: flag was like, it's killing next.

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Speaker 1: Quick. I got a piece of Yeah, I'm hiding up

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Speaker 1: to a table. Shirt list didn't see me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did he spend in that classroom? I've given at least

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Speaker 1: an hour.

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Speaker 4: His mother was still in there waiting listen to loser

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Speaker 4: line regularly at this time every week, and make sure

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Speaker 4: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where

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Speaker 4: you can listen to every single Loser line, second.

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Speaker 1: Date update, and phone tab. Right there, we got a

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Speaker 1: phone tab

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Speaker 2: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning