Speaker 1: No thanks, I'll buy my own lotion. It's one more Thing.
Speaker 1: I'm strong and getty.
Speaker 2: One more Thing an odd.
Speaker 1: Tale to tell before the end of the One More
Speaker 1: Thing podcast.
Speaker 2: But first, I can't believe we didn't get to this.
Speaker 2: There was so much great stuff on the radio show today.
Speaker 2: We just we left out a lot of really really
Speaker 2: worthy material, including this.
Speaker 1: We used to say all the time, a six pounds
Speaker 1: show and a five pound bag, that's what we are.
Speaker 2: Well we had like eight and a half pounds today.
Speaker 2: But Jon Stewart the other day, talking about the Hunter
Speaker 2: Biden Pardon, had all sorts of great comedic riffs. He
Speaker 2: was as cynical as you ought to be about this.
Speaker 2: But one of my favorite aspects of it is he
Speaker 2: featured Jamie Raskin. Was he treated for.
Speaker 1: Cancer or something at one point?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he was wearing a bandana over his
Speaker 2: head a lot. He's evidently doing better now and he's
Speaker 2: got his hair back. But he is a very eloquent,
Speaker 2: utterly dishonest, hardcore or partisan on the left. But he's
Speaker 2: very very bright, there's no doubting that. And John Stewart,
Speaker 2: I think he sets this up pretty well. But he's
Speaker 2: talking about Jamie Raskin.
Speaker 1: This is what Biden's decision has done.
Speaker 3: Look how confident and eloquent our Democratic representatives were back
Speaker 3: when they thought they had the moral high ground on
Speaker 3: this issue.
Speaker 4: I've not heard a single Democrat anywhere in the country
Speaker 4: cry fraud, cry fixed, cry rigged, a cry kangaroo court.
Speaker 4: You don't hear a single peep out of any Democrats
Speaker 4: saying that.
Speaker 1: Why we believe in the rule of law.
Speaker 3: And now look at what even he one of the
Speaker 3: most verbally dexterous attorneys we have on Capitol Hill, has
Speaker 3: been reduced to.
Speaker 5: Do you think President Biden should pardon Hunter? Biden, So
Speaker 5: there are lots of claims of political prosecution. Was Hunter
Speaker 5: politically well, I mean, obviously that's a judicial point, and
Speaker 5: then you've got to look at what the evidence is
Speaker 5: and I don't know enough. I mean again, that is
Speaker 5: a unilateral executive power, you know power that.
Speaker 1: Uh and should he use it?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, the power exists for the president to
Speaker 5: show mercy for people.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean we have an executive and we
Speaker 3: have a judicial and then a legislative and.
Speaker 2: Then smoke bomb of me. That was that was that
Speaker 2: girl on CNN yeah, whoever she is was that? But
Speaker 2: what's her face? I can't remember her name because it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. She'll be unemployed next week. But uh to
Speaker 2: her credits. I wish more interviewers would do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should he use it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No? But could he? Should he just hold him to
Speaker 2: make him answer the damn question?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: That was great?
Speaker 1: He yelled, smoke mom and jumps under his desk. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I found this funny yesterday. I'll see what you think
Speaker 1: of it. So I live in a town where they
Speaker 1: do this sort of thing regularly. It we're kind of
Speaker 1: a communist town, and you know, there's a tiny bit
Speaker 1: of truth to the whole Tim Walls boy, I almost
Speaker 1: couldn't come up with the name when he said one
Speaker 1: man's socialism is another man's neighbor Leinists or whatever, And
Speaker 1: there's a tiny bit of truth to that. But in
Speaker 1: my town, it's pretty common to like put out a
Speaker 1: giant bucket of books and say, you know, take one,
Speaker 1: leave one or whatever. Just that kind of stuff is
Speaker 1: all over the place, dog food or or bags for
Speaker 1: picking up dog poop or just things like that. And
Speaker 1: then the idea is that we'll all share together because
Speaker 1: we're all working together. But this is the funniest one.
Speaker 2: Just don't enforce it at the government's gunpoint place.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I'm fine with it. In fact,
Speaker 1: I think it's really nice. But somebody had put out
Speaker 1: a box full of just like crap they had and
Speaker 1: a sign that said free, and it was in the
Speaker 1: lawn as we're walking to the gym, and I stopped
Speaker 1: and took a picture of it. Now, I was looking
Speaker 1: over the stuff because I it's funny the way human
Speaker 1: beings are built. I like, couldn't help myself but look
Speaker 1: through to see if there's anything I need there. Even
Speaker 1: though I can go out and buy any of these
Speaker 1: things if I wanted to, it's just it's a human
Speaker 1: nature thing. I guess. Like there was a can of
Speaker 1: break fluid, like a half a can of break fluid, okay, ah,
Speaker 1: you never know. Mineral oil, which is also for your
Speaker 1: break lines, okay, a can of for breeze okay, one of.
Speaker 2: Those just set the.
Speaker 1: Stuff you spray around your house to make all of that, okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can see. Here's a some canned goods, like some
Speaker 1: uh canned raspberries and canned beans of some sort.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's three m I could whip up Grandma's old
Speaker 2: cranberries and beans recipe.
Speaker 1: Well, and again, you don't know how old this stuff is.
Speaker 1: I mean, could you look at the dat or what
Speaker 1: it's been doing in terms of heat and cold? This
Speaker 1: is in your garage for five summers, or.
Speaker 2: It's a little bulgy, But what the heck? How bad
Speaker 2: could it be?
Speaker 1: Three cans of A and W root beer pretty dented
Speaker 1: and dirty. You'd definitely want to wash these off before
Speaker 1: you open them up. I mean that you're talking about
Speaker 1: thirty cents worth of material here. But you know, again, as.
Speaker 2: Sins go, this is very, very minor. But if I
Speaker 2: have three cans of Sodi pop, I don't want how
Speaker 2: instead of just pouring them down the sink and putting
Speaker 2: the cans in the recycling, do you decide? You know
Speaker 2: what I'll do. I'll put these out front in case
Speaker 2: there's somebody thirsty for dent toit. A and W and
Speaker 2: otherwise can't. I don't. I would never have that impulse.
Speaker 6: They probably figured some homeless person was gonna come by
Speaker 6: and just swipe the whole box and get rid of
Speaker 6: their crap.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm thinking. Yeah, this is not a neighborhood
Speaker 1: where a homeless person's gonna come by, So maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know. Uh, A container, half used container of tumbs?
Speaker 2: What he feels better? Okay, he wants to share with
Speaker 2: his fellow human being. Maybe you drink the ANW rope
Speaker 2: beer too fast? O my stomach?
Speaker 6: Don't you keep the thumbs around just in case though,
Speaker 6: like you're going, I mean, you're gonna get a stomach
Speaker 6: ache again.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to stick my fingers into a
Speaker 1: container of tumbs that who knows who has had their
Speaker 1: hands in before? I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe the raspberries and beans aren't sitting well, I
Speaker 2: don't know right, was it raspberries or cranberries? Raspberry, raspberries
Speaker 2: and beans?
Speaker 1: Maybe the A ANDW root beer had gotten one hundred
Speaker 1: and ten degrees than twenty nine degrees? Too many seasons
Speaker 1: in a row, and I need the tumbs.
Speaker 2: It's a little congealed.
Speaker 1: A deck of playing cards, which I almost grabbed. I thought,
Speaker 1: what am I? Where am I in my life that
Speaker 1: I'm doing this?
Speaker 2: What was the theme was it? Was it like a
Speaker 2: souvenirs or was it just like your classic.
Speaker 1: Just like your regular playing cards, which is what got
Speaker 1: my attention. An empty glasses case. Anybody who wears glasses
Speaker 1: or some glasses at all, has like a million of
Speaker 1: these laying around.
Speaker 2: How many would you like? Write us a mail bag
Speaker 2: and arm between the whole team. I'm sure there's quit
Speaker 2: amphew Lee's. We could open them a store.
Speaker 1: But there's like a whole bunch of theirs for Breeze,
Speaker 1: there's Lysol. I mean, I don't know what they're doing
Speaker 1: in their house, but there's like five different brands of
Speaker 1: spraying around to try to make your house not smell
Speaker 1: so bad. I don't know what their deal is. Maybe
Speaker 1: the raspberries give you the winds. Yeah, I was thinking, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But finally they took a half a roll
Speaker 2: of tombs and felt a lot better and thought, we
Speaker 2: don't need all this deodorizer anymore apparently.
Speaker 1: But though, for whatever reason, the one that grossed me
Speaker 1: and my son out the most was this a third
Speaker 1: bottle of lotion.
Speaker 6: Ah Okay, We're both like, oh my god, the case
Speaker 6: miss item Okay, P Diddy, I just I don't want.
Speaker 1: Somebody else's two thirds used bottle of lotion. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I find that so gross, But it's just
Speaker 1: something weirdly off putting about that to me.
Speaker 2: Did this person's bean eaten root beer drinking upset stomach
Speaker 2: to smelling dry skinned? Room card enthusiast obviously did they?
Speaker 2: Did they move out or what they? You know, this lotion,
Speaker 2: I don't use this.
Speaker 1: They only took their glasses. Hilarious. Well, when I'm playing
Speaker 1: cards and eating raspberries, I get the exuma, so you
Speaker 1: know how it is.
Speaker 2: It's just around my skin, dry is out.
Speaker 1: Cause me to flatulate, in which case I need all
Speaker 1: the f breeze all I saw or four other kinds
Speaker 1: of products I'd barely ever heard of. Wow, I just
Speaker 1: thought that was a fun assortment of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, random, And yet oh it's a person who does
Speaker 2: their own breaks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah exactly. I hadn't even zoomed in
Speaker 1: on this one. Can Progresso New England clam chowder. Now
Speaker 1: that's something you want to know where that can's been
Speaker 1: before you open that up.
Speaker 2: Anything with seafood in it. I check the Best by
Speaker 2: day just you know, I'm not paranoid, but the idea
Speaker 2: that yeah, yeah, the seafood's been in your garage for
Speaker 2: three years or whatever. Yeah, or just you left it
Speaker 2: in your car for an afternoon and it heat it
Speaker 2: up to a No. No, I'm gonna need those tombs.
Speaker 2: Glad I grabbed them.
Speaker 1: And this is not uh, I don't want to sound
Speaker 1: like a certain sort of person. It's just because of
Speaker 1: real estate in California, everything like that, what everything costs.
Speaker 1: This is in the yard of a house that probably
Speaker 1: costs one point four million dollars.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Sure somebody else's old lotion.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I don't know that I've ever thought about that bothering
Speaker 6: me before, but that really grosses me out.
Speaker 2: Well well, well, yeah, I mean the potential for horror
Speaker 2: is a tad high. I mean, you're you're rubbing it
Speaker 2: on your skin, But now tell me.
Speaker 1: That your shade depending on the sort of person you are.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a silence of the Lamb.
Speaker 1: Texas chainsaw massacre. Yeah, exactly, with the weird old clam
Speaker 1: chowder and dexa card.
Speaker 2: Was it the sort of lotion you would like I
Speaker 2: have to shake out and your hand or was it
Speaker 2: a pump?
Speaker 1: It was the tube like you would squeeze it out
Speaker 1: on your hand. Oh, and it would have some remnants
Speaker 1: around the top of whoever used it before.
Speaker 2: I don't remnants, please. You know, I'm picturing this person,
Speaker 2: maybe as a carnie, and they used to know they
Speaker 2: used to break the break fluid to you know, oil
Speaker 2: up the tilta whirl or something.
Speaker 1: Pieced it together. Colombo, Well, I guess that's it. That
Speaker 1: was funny. Get card playing.