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Speaker 2: ed soccer gonna be canceling. The night storms are rolling in.

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Speaker 1: Power's out. What at the crib, dude? I got bodies

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Speaker 1: of water I've never seen before. I got a river

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Speaker 1: a lake in my yard. So it happens, and you

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Speaker 1: got property. Oh no, power's gone too. Beziers said, it's trouble.

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Speaker 2: That's not good. Are you heading over to the in laws?

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Speaker 2: You're heading to brother Pitts's house? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Man, I don't know. It's one of those.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna camp out here at the station.

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Speaker 1: Temperature stays fine, Michigan is where the problem is, because

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Speaker 1: then it gets cold as hell and you got to

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Speaker 1: start fires inside with candles and shit. It's fine this

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Speaker 1: temperature time of the year. The only thing is this

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Speaker 1: stuff in the fridge. So but just don't open the fridge, right, yeah?

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Speaker 1: How long is that good? For?

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Speaker 2: Like twelve hours?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? All right, no problem.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're good, don't even worry about it. Let's go, man.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I got stories upon stories to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Arnold, is your power out? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: didn't pay the bill a month ago. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean that's an actual different issue. So it's been out before. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's been out for a week. Okay, Well that's not

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Speaker 1: storm related, dumbas.

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Speaker 2: How do you live there with no power?

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Speaker 1: Are you used to work? Shitter? Okay?

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Speaker 2: And what about cooking?

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Speaker 1: Are you McDonald's all right, that's good, Get in here,

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Speaker 1: do this with me. Man, We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Oh the one too, sore losers? What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,

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Speaker 2: because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's season. I'm in Alpha male. I live on

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Speaker 1: the north side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife. It

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Speaker 1: is now a peninsula surrounded by water on three sides.

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Speaker 1: We do have farmland, ranchland, a white picket fence, I believe,

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Speaker 1: unless it's underwater right now. And the Michigan is known

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Speaker 1: Eerie Superior. Now Nashville is guys. We got water for

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Speaker 1: three days over to you lunch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, do you want to start with how

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Speaker 2: you slept last night? Because I'll tell you how I

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Speaker 2: slept last night. Ray, how did you sleep last night?

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Speaker 2: I'm exhausted, man, Like, god, awful sleep last night. Because

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Speaker 2: my five year old baby Box was like I go

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Speaker 2: to pick him up from school and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts. And I'm like, you

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Speaker 2: want to play the chase game? Because he always wants

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Speaker 2: chase game. He's like, I don't want to play a

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Speaker 2: chase game. I was like, okay, so maybe he really

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Speaker 2: doesn't feel good. So we go home and he lays

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Speaker 2: for a walk. We go swing. Some person in their

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Speaker 2: we jump on that swing. No, we don't know him.

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Speaker 2: It's just a swing hanging in the tree. And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: if it's there, it's there to be.

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Speaker 2: We're about eight steps from his front door. Dog peeks

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you know what friendly neighborhood who cares when wealth

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Speaker 2: So then we, you know, continue walking and we're looking

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Speaker 1: Play going Sarah, can we come over? And her name

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Speaker 1: There you get a little dirty, take your shirt off

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Speaker 1: Her husband was standing right there. Her husband was standing

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Speaker 2: You want to mud rose? She did ask me if

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Speaker 2: go back home. It's time to eat dinner. We eat dinner,

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Speaker 2: a ton of apple sauce, he eats bell peppers, he

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we gave him apple sauce because his

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Speaker 2: tummy hurt. The meal was like we were making tacos.

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Speaker 2: You had chicken seasoned with some bell pepper, some cheese.

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Speaker 1: Go Tuesday, Lebron, dude, Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it was taco Tuesday. So we did that, and

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Speaker 1: This isn't even about how you slept.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, we're getting there. Continue and then it's time

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Speaker 1: My tombmage carts.

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Speaker 2: The whole night he was fine, no, no, no, night, the

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Speaker 1: But once I say turn off the TV, Oh, I

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you were fine until I said turn

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Speaker 3: Why don't you want to do stories? My stomach girls

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Speaker 3: don't he want to do stories? Okay, you don't have

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Speaker 3: to do stories. And then he gets in his bet. Actually,

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Speaker 1: We're rocking the books. Oh we rock books every night, dude. Right.

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Speaker 1: It's called educating America's youth.

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Speaker 2: It's called teaching them how to read, teach them how

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Speaker 1: My hat, the cat goes up the cat.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Another good? A good one is Fred and Ted.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've had read that one.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like two guys off pass.

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Speaker 2: It is two guys. They're two friends and they go

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Speaker 1: You ever read them Stanley the Dog?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. Like Stanley the Dog. We've read that

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Speaker 2: We've read that. I mean we read a lot of them.

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Speaker 2: We read up.

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Speaker 1: He grabbed the wife's romance novel, read a couple of

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Speaker 2: No, and I don't. And her bosoms were popping out

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Speaker 2: what is bosoms? And what do you mean they were?

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Speaker 1: He thought that the pants would be strong enough, but

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Speaker 2: Dad, what do you mean he has a tent in

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Speaker 2: his pants? Uh? Never mind?

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Speaker 1: Kids.

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Speaker 2: So then it's like, all right, lights out, and he's

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Bud, do you have to go poop?

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Speaker 1: No? Take my temperture debt, take my timpsture. I got it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick. Temperature ninety eight five, you're fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a band. They were great. What ninety eight degrees? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Good call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you know when your temperature is good.

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize it. Yeah, so anyway, why we're up watching.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching the game between the Thunder and the MAVs.

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Speaker 2: I can't sleep. Oh my blanket. Oh, I'm like, Bud,

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Speaker 2: you are wasting all right. Here's a cup of water.

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Speaker 1: He gave him two cups of water, no one, and

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Speaker 1: he's just like freaking out. Gave him a six bag

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Speaker 2: Finally he falls asleep. And then I go to bed.

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Speaker 2: Eleven fifteen, Oo.

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Speaker 1: Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad? Like what what I think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna throw up? I think I'm gona throw up?

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Speaker 2: Cool twelve oh five am?

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Speaker 1: What but what but my stomach? My stomach? Oh it hurts,

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Speaker 1: it hurts, it hurts. Do you need to go poop?

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Speaker 2: No? Okay, go back to bed. Nine night, Dad, I

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Speaker 2: love you, love you? Cool one am, don't love you.

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Speaker 2: One am, Dad, Dad, he's not here.

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Speaker 1: Uh. He left. He's on vacation. He went to Austin, Briheart.

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Speaker 1: He's at the bar.

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Speaker 2: And I say, all right, let's go in the bathroom. Okay, Dad,

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Speaker 2: I don't think I could throw up. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: One twenty five Dad, and I wake come, Why honey, honey,

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Speaker 2: you've got to go. I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it.

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Speaker 2: This will be my fourth time waking up and it's

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Speaker 2: only one twenty five in the morning. Whatever. And she's like,

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Speaker 2: oh what, okay, I'll go down there. She comes, she

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Speaker 2: comes back up twenty minutes there. I was like, do

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Speaker 2: you throw up?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: But I made him sit on the toilet, but he

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Speaker 2: didn't poop, all right, cool, So she left him. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she put him back in bed. Two fifteen. This is

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Speaker 2: my fourth time going in there.

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Speaker 1: Dude. I'm sorry. That kid's got some sort of warm

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Speaker 1: in his stomach. And I told him.

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Speaker 2: I went down there. I said, listen, you better slip boy.

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Speaker 2: I said, you're either gonna throw up or you're gonna poop.

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Speaker 2: And this is the last time I'm coming in here.

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Speaker 1: I'm about show you how to do both of them.

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Speaker 1: This is it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna sit on that pot and you're gonna force

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Speaker 2: the poop out of your butt because that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: The trickle down effect. And I forgot that on Friday night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where are you guys going?

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Speaker 2: Where you guys going?

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Speaker 2: No, we're good man waiting on a car. And he's

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Speaker 2: I mean, it is human. And he's been obviously working

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Speaker 2: I don't know he She climbs up in the seat

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Speaker 2: We're like what She goes pats it again.

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Speaker 1: What do you do next? Jay? So they're just sitting there.

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Speaker 1: Well, she was actually happy. They were having more fun

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Speaker 2: We're sitting there going, how is this possible? Like, what

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Speaker 1: Like I called it the one thing that keeps those

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Speaker 1: Chicks into Austin are very attractive. What is she in Austin?

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Speaker 1: I mean in any city in America that's a nine,

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Speaker 2: Then she sits down on the seat, the bike seat,

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Speaker 2: is this really what's about to happen?

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Speaker 1: And we're all going, dude, are they about to hook up?

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Speaker 1: Are they about to hook up? It's like you you

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Speaker 1: Eat or eat And it wasn't abby, was it not?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't that I missed my flight? Get back off, Arnold,

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Speaker 2: Where is this girl's friends?

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Speaker 1: B does that guy have a Jimmy or do you

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Speaker 2: I has dust on it. Yes, I don't need jimmies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, this is one of those nights, man,

438
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,480
Speaker 1: and she just gotta put off work.

439
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 2: She crawls back to the back, sits on his lap,

440
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 2: goes over the bins are backwards over the left shoulder,

441
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 2: and he's making out like his head is up on

442
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,239
Speaker 2: top of hers. Hers is down, she's looking up, his

443
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 2: face is coming down on hers, and they're just mugging.

444
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 2: And then, are you guys in a bush or you're

445
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,480
Speaker 2: just down there? We're just standing on the straight corner.

446
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 1: Man.

447
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 2: Are you faking like you're looking at other stuff? Or

448
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,119
Speaker 2: they're in their own world? Man, they don't even know

449
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 2: we exist. We are We have had a lot of

450
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,439
Speaker 2: drinks at this point, and we're just I mean, we

451
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 2: canceled our Uber to watch the transaction unfold to see

452
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 2: what was gonna happen. R Dudey're gonna they're gonna look up,

453
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 2: they're going home together.

454
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: Hey, And sometimes the reason you just stay out after

455
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 1: midnight is not so you're tired that I it's because

456
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,200
Speaker 1: you're gonna see something you've never seen before.

457
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 2: And Ryan is disgusted at this point. Ryan goes, Dude,

458
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 2: that dude he has sweaty ass balls. How gross is

459
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 2: that gonna be?

460
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 1: Wait? He swings different though, right, yeah, yeah.

461
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,200
Speaker 2: He likes dudes. But he's like, that dude has been

462
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 2: pedaling the bike around Austin. Do you know how gross

463
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 2: he is? He has to smell so bad and then

464
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 2: down there it has to stink. And I'm like, this

465
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 2: is not the point of the story, Ryan, The point

466
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 2: is what's going on in that petticap. This is a

467
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 2: random connection. And then finally he goes, should we leave?

468
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 2: And she goes two thumbs up. He jumps on the

469
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 2: bike seat and they pedal away.

470
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,680
Speaker 1: How do you know where she was going? I don't know.

471
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if they were going to drop off

472
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,719
Speaker 2: his petty cab wherever the hell the pettica And then

473
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: that's what Ryan said. He goes, you know, he has

474
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 2: to petty that pedal cab, that thing like three miles

475
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 2: away to the garage. That's a long way. But I

476
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 2: was like, she didn't seem to care. They hooked up,

477
00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 2: for sure.

478
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: But I mean not, I mean they were dry.

479
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 2: Humping, dry humping. But dude, she just came out of

480
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 2: a bar, found this petty cab and goes and the

481
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: dude climbed back there.

482
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 1: Oh. I heard the story.

483
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: It was incredible. I was like, Bravo, bravo for this

484
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,120
Speaker 2: petty cab dude.

485
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: That's Austin, Texas in a nutshell. It was fantastic, And

486
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 1: I damn I missed that city.

487
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 2: I listened back to the pod on Monday, and I'm like,

488
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: how did I forget that story?

489
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't tell that on the Big Show. No,

490
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: hey bones, My best experience was sawing a girl dry

491
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: hump a dude on a petty cab bike right outside

492
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 1: of six Uh. Over to you, Amy, what was your

493
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 1: best memory of iHeart.

494
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, man. I even kidceled my uber because I

495
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 2: wanted to see what was gonna happen, like where her

496
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 2: girlfriend is gonna come out.

497
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: Of the bar and be like, hey girl, what are

498
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: you doing.

499
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: You're making out with some sweaty, nasty dude.

500
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: But you never know, dude, beer goggles. She could have

501
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: saw him though, with the sweat and everything. He looked

502
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: like the most jack dude in the vicinity.

503
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: It could be or she just thought it was some

504
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 2: guy she was making out with in the bar and

505
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 2: he was waiting outside. She didn't realize he'd been sweating

506
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,479
Speaker 2: all night, like, hadn't put deodorant on, didn't have any

507
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: you know whatever done in a house. He sleeps on

508
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 2: the petticab. It was fantastic.

509
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, you ever been you ever actually

510
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: had a friend that was a petticab dude? No, there

511
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: was the one this show we watch, so I mean

512
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: our perception of him as they're homeless and they live

513
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: on couches. Dude, this dude was a petticab driver and

514
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: in Charleston on a show we watch, Southern Hospitality almost

515
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: she had fifty and dude, he was dating the hottest

516
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: DJ night girl hostess in the club. Really and he

517
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: was a petty cab driver. So but yeah, we might

518
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: want to look into that for Nashville. Yeah, yeah, uh yeah,

519
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: let's keep that business idea on the DL. I mean

520
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: for real though, I'm being dead serious, just like you

521
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: were serious about Coaches Convention and we thought you were kidding,

522
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 1: and now we've had it three years in a row.

523
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: This would be a decent business. We have the bikes,

524
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: we hire the drivers. One of us would have to

525
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: stay up late though, and watch these guys. Make sure

526
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: that they're not grinding on our bikes.

527
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we gotta make sure that chicks aren't just

528
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: getting in and porking.

529
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 3: Coach.

530
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna get in them on Monday morning. There's gonna

531
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: be more grease than just the gear shafts.

532
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: And if someone's filling drink that it's awful sticky.

533
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 1: All these bikes ain't gonna last through June.

534
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we thought we said no drinking in the Petticount.

535
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: No I want to drink, man.

536
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 1: Okay, man's did someone have some ranch in here?

537
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: It's kind of white? No, it ain't ran.

538
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's one of those glizzies. Yeah.

539
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: Now let's take a break and I'm gonna come back

540
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell you about the man. Maybe this

541
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 2: is the best story from Austin that's about to come up.

542
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if it can top the last one. Yeah,

543
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: because right now that story tops everything I've heard the past.

544
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. Ten days on the show, nobody gave

545
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: a good recap of nitty gritty details. I don't need

546
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: to hear Al Dean try that in a small town.

547
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: I need to hear what happened backstage. And that was backstage.

548
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 2: Well this one was not backstage, but it was in

549
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 2: the bathroom. Tell you right after this.

550
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: You're getting good at these teases. That might have been

551
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: your best one yet, Ray, And this is the rest.

552
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: Saturday night after the show. Last year we had the

553
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 2: pettycab ride of the century going to the bars Me

554
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 2: for Me Chess Day, Ryan, Greg, Garrett, Jacob. We almost

555
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: died about three times getting hit by cars. Our petty

556
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 2: crab drivers were nuts.

557
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: This year.

558
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 2: I don't know how Ryan did it, but he lined

559
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 2: up a car, he got a car right, we walked out.

560
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: He found a drivers like, hey take us this bar.

561
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called uber Lyft and Earth right correct.

562
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: But we get to the bar, we get our drinks,

563
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 2: we get our picnic table, and I'm like, man, I

564
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 2: gotta go piss, man, I gotta piss. So I go

565
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 2: into the bathroom and you walk in the bathroom.

566
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rainy Street, I get it. They're all picnic tables outdoors.

567
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 2: Not Rainy Street. It's gonna be East sixth, on the

568
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 2: other side of thirty five, so way East sixth. And

569
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 2: it was called Whistler. I think it's called whistle And

570
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 2: I walk in, and straight ahead it's two urinals. To

571
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: the right is the sink, and right next to the

572
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 2: two urinals is the one toilet that has a wall

573
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: around it.

574
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So I video this story.

575
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: I don't know if you want a video it. I

576
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 2: don't care if you want to video it. I'm just

577
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: gonna tell you what happened.

578
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: Would you start it over? Though, you gotta start okay?

579
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 2: Rewind. So I walk into the bathroom, and if you

580
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: walk in straight ahead, you've never heard this before. There

581
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: are two urine holes. And then on the right is

582
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 2: the sink. When you right when you walk in. Oh,

583
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 2: and right next to the urinals is the one enclosed toilet.

584
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 2: If you need to take a dump, fascinating. So I'm

585
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: standing in line, and there's a line, okay, because it's

586
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: there's only three toilets and there's a lot of dudes

587
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: at this bar. Maybe there was another bathroom somewhere else

588
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: in the bar.

589
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know.

590
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 2: Where it was.

591
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: It's the Whistler though.

592
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: Whistler, I believe it was called. It was on the

593
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: east side of thirty five. And so I'm waiting in line,

594
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: waiting in line, and then there's two people left in

595
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 2: front of me, and there's a guy at the left

596
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 2: urn urinal and a guy at the right urinal.

597
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: Hey, brother, how's he going?

598
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 2: Man?

599
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: Good night, buddy. Yeah.

600
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: And I look at the guy at the right urinal

601
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: and he's doing a little.

602
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: Oh dude, Axin's been terrible in Nashville.

603
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: Too, right there at the urinal.

604
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: It sucks. You got to blow your nose. It works. No, no, no,

605
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: it was. It was definitely blow.

606
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: But he wasn't blowing his nose, so I'm telling you

607
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 2: it's out. He was getting a little sugar up the nose.

608
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: And he turns around and he still had his pants

609
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 2: wide open.

610
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 1: You saw it.

611
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: No, he had his underwear, but he had an unbuttoned

612
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: unzipped belt flopped, you know, like the two wings.

613
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: What street were you guys on? We were on.

614
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: Sixth Street West. And he goes, oh, and he kind

615
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: of wipes his nose, you know what I mean. And

616
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: he doesn't realize his pants are still just open, and

617
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: he goes over to the sink. And first of all,

618
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, who the hell, how disgusting to do it

619
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: right on the urinal. That's pretty nasty, right, Yeah. Then

620
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: he goes over to the sink to wash his hands.

621
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 2: I guess still got the pants wide open.

622
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: Well, you're following him pretty closely well, because.

623
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if he's just gonna walk out with his

624
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: pants open into the bar.

625
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: He goes over to the.

626
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 2: Sink, starts washing his hands, and then he has like

627
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: a little container and he looks over his right shoulder

628
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 2: and make sure no one's looking, dips his finger in it.

629
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: Oh salt shaker, sticks it in his mouth. We're good, dude,

630
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes people with that beer salt. It kind of helps

631
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: him that throwing it.

632
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: It wasn't beer salt, but he stuck it right in

633
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: his mouth just to make sure he was good.

634
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: Might have been a zinner dude, Hey, he got his

635
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: inner tony for me. I need to sober up.

636
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,959
Speaker 2: And then he wipes his pointer finger on his pants

637
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 2: because he's got he already put in his mouth, dry

638
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: it off. Still got the pants wide open, I mean

639
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: the underwear, the zipper down, fly open belt, loop belt

640
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 2: just flopping out. He goes to walk out. His chick

641
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: is just waiting for him, and he walks out and

642
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: she goes your pants. He's like, oh, oh.

643
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: You're in the background. Hey, your pants too. I saw it.

644
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, your pants and your coke. And then I got

645
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: me thinking, does she know he's doing the the powder?

646
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: Sadly, if he's doing the bathroom, he's avoiding management, but

647
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: maybe also his girlfriend.

648
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: Because she had a drink waiting for him. She handed

649
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: him the drink he already had to drink in the bathroom.

650
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: He had he had the rocket fuel already. Sweet, he

651
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: didn't need nothing else. He needed no other items. And

652
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this is a little frat du you know,

653
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: like a twenty one year old frat dude got the

654
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: floppy hair and had his polo and the jeet, and

655
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: so he gets out there, he's like, oh, He hands

656
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: the drink back to his girling, fixes his pants and

657
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 2: then they go over and he gets some water. I

658
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 2: saw him get some water. Then they went and had

659
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: a good night. I guess young love man. I was like,

660
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 2: damn this dude, it's been a while since I've been out.

661
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 2: But he was not shy about it, and he was

662
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: so messed up he forgot about his pants.

663
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's confident dude. Man.

664
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: So nothing like a little coke in the bathroom on

665
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: a Friday Saturday.

666
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: Night, you know, Arnold. I mean, whenever he leaves the bathroom,

667
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: he makes sure five times is zipped. That'd be an

668
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: embarrassment if he walked out.

669
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I figure if you're gonna if you're gonna

670
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: do that, you're gonna go at least the stall that

671
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: no one can see you, right.

672
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think you're breaking it down too much.

673
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: All I heard was it sounded like a little bit

674
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: of beer salt and also a salt shaker. Allergies are

675
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: maybe a little sour cream and on the way out

676
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: of zinner to sober up a little bit, Yeah, a

677
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: little bit of under the tongue like oh yeah, yeah, okay,

678
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: that's what just went up my nose.

679
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: That was. My question is if he just did it

680
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: up the nose, why did he stick his finger in

681
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 2: it and do it right in the under the tongue.

682
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it don't make no sense.

683
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: So that was a cocaine in the bathroom man.

684
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: Also, that was a pretty good police investigation.

685
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: Dude, that's pretty good. I could have busted him right

686
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: there if I wanted to, but I'm not that guy.

687
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying you didn't. Do You know how

688
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: many different substances are colored white? Uh no, powdered sugar, sugar, salt, beer, salt,

689
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: zen pac paint, coloring, crans, what else? Snow, cotton, oh, snow,

690
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: forgot about snow? Allstrine, strip mint, gom a mints a mint.

691
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: Oh so that's probably all that.

692
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: I just named twenty of them.

693
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there you go. That was my story about

694
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: cocaine in the bathroom man.

695
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: That was it.

696
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: And then I got a call Sunday night from the hotel,

697
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: right and they said.

698
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: Hello, yes, yes, uh this is this is uh, this

699
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: is Gibbles.

700
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 2: I'm like hello, They're like, oh, yes, sir, I just

701
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: want to inform you that checkout was at eleven and

702
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: we were wondering if you were gonna still you're gonna

703
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: check out today?

704
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I plan on it. I mean I don't

705
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: live here, I live in a different city.

706
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 2: This was at nine o'clock at night. What And I'm like,

707
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: I'm gone, I've been gone, And they said, oh, you

708
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: still have your privacy hanger on the door, so we

709
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: hadn't gone in the room yet.

710
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: Of a very private person, I'm like, seriously, guys, just

711
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: going go in the room. Man knock a couple of times.

712
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: If anybody answered, You're good, Hello.

713
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: Are you in there, They're like, oh, we just wanted

714
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: to make sure because it said privacy and we kept

715
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: walking by, but we're already done cleaning that floor, and

716
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: we just wanted to make sure that you were going

717
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: to get out today. And I was like, I've been

718
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 2: out since ten o'clock this morning. I'm like, oh, well,

719
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: next time, can you just kindly take that privacy sign

720
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: off the door?

721
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: Dude, Dominican Republic, you got to put about three of

722
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: those on the door because they're trying to get the

723
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 1: rooms done. They want to turn over. They'll come in.

724
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if you're changing shower, and they'll come

725
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: in and start cleaning. If you don't have.

726
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: About hey me, I actually leave the privacy thing on it.

727
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, we can't go near that.

728
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: Nor thank you for the privacy. I've never seen that

729
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: kind of surface. That was incredible. Privately, don't even reside

730
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: anymore in that room.

731
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: I mean I got the call and I was like hello,

732
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, yeah, this is so and so

733
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 2: with the Fairmount or Fairmount whatever it's called.

734
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, there, how are you doing this evening, sir?

735
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: I'm doing great?

736
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: Thank you?

737
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we were just wondering if you still planned

738
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 2: on checking out today because check out was at eleven am.

739
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: Well, let's see. I checked out. Then I rode anew Ber,

740
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: I got to the airport, I went through TSA, I

741
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: got on the plane. I actually landed the plane. My

742
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: wife picked me up. I'm back at the house now,

743
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: in the privacy of my own home. I've been gone

744
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: from there for about eleven hours. Yeah, go in the

745
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: fucking room. I also went to a t ball game.

746
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: I went to my parents' house, who had no food

747
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: for me, even though I hadn't eaten breakfast. I saw

748
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: my brother, I saw my sister in law. I saw

749
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: my nephew. I went to my two nephews the twin

750
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: nephews t ball game. I ran around the track with

751
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: my niece. We had snow cones in the parking lot.

752
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: My dad dropped me off at the airport. I got

753
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: on the plane. I flew two hours home. I got

754
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: my car.

755
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: And you guys have been just now going into my room,

756
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: just now going in the room.

757
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: Guys, you could have another family in there by Now.

758
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 2: You guys gonna solved that thing you told a family.

759
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: You kept turning guests away. No, sorry, no vacancy. You

760
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 2: had vacancy. Man, that room was wide open.

761
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: Dude, is the worst man? Actually mean it's the best.

762
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: They're awes. They do good, they do.

763
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 2: I mean, how but how nice of them to just

764
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: let me stay in there.

765
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: It's always like you never have it your way, you know.

766
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want the privacy. They're beating down the door

767
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: you're supposed to check out. Sometimes you My wife loves

768
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: the privacy. I never get the towels changed. It can't win.

769
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: I had something else to say, and then I just

770
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: I never.

771
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 2: Get them to clean my room. While I'm there. I

772
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 2: leave that privacy sign on there.

773
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: Then you need to live with my wife because dude,

774
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: she'll do it on vacation. And I'm like, sweetie, I

775
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: don't know how else to explain this to you. We

776
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: need clean towels. Take the damn privacy things down. We

777
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: cannot go untrashed and unnew toweled for an entire week

778
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: on vacation. I we have to let them in, get

779
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: rid of it. She hates when they come in our

780
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: rooms on vacation, and I love it, dude. They can

781
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: come in five times while I'm there because I want

782
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: constant new towels. They're taking plates and we got room service. Dude, baser,

783
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: complete opposite. She never wants them coming in.

784
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 2: My wife wants them to clean. She wants it everyga.

785
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 2: Then that's the thing we need to swap, wife swap.

786
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: That's a good TV show. Let's write it.

787
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: Down strictly only for the privacy side.

788
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: It's so weird. I'm just like, I don't need them

789
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: to come in here every day because then I feel

790
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 2: pressure of getting up and getting out. And when we're

791
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: checking out, my wife's always like, we gotta go checkouts

792
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: at eleven, checkouts at eleven. We gotta go, we gotta

793
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: go I'm like, do you think they're really gonna knock

794
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: on our door right at eleven? Out of all the intel,

795
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: all the rooms in the hotel, they're gonna be at

796
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 2: our door at eleven. And usually if you're in the

797
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: middle of the hallway, that's when you're golden. You're not

798
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: it because they usually start at one in and go

799
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: to the other. So if you're in the middle, you

800
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: got hours to chill. As I found out this time,

801
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: just leave the privacy sign on. But there has been

802
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 2: a couple times right at eleven there.

803
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: Uh yes, uh, are you guys almost out? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll.

804
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: Be right out.

805
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, you can buy thirty minute, but you can buy

806
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: an hour.

807
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 2: You can chill. Just relax, no stress. Express that puts

808
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: a bow on the trip to Austin.

809
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: The max is about an hour and a half. You

810
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: can buy me and South Beach did it. Then they

811
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: started to get how freaked out were you? I was

812
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: very but we were still just chilling because our flight

813
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: was a weird time. This is ten years ago. But

814
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: South Beach knows that you can push it, push it,

815
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: push it, and then the clean lady goes, I am

816
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: going to have to call a supervisor and inform them

817
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: that you guys have not left your room, if you

818
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: please don't leave right now. We're like, okay, all right,

819
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: that sounds like a fine.

820
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of We'll be right back and I'm gonna

821
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: tell you about how my kid is just like me,

822
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: and I don't know if that's a good thing or

823
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 2: a bad thing.

824
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: Right after this, this is your final segment. Man, I

825
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: got to get home.

826
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: Our partnership with the Preds came to an end.

827
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: When they lost in the playoffs.

828
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, they lost in the playoffs. Man, they lost.

829
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: But that's okay.

830
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: Because I told brother that, but nobody listens to.

831
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: Uh. They played on Friday night, correct, Yeah, So my

832
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: five year old is a diehard fan. He isn't very

833
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: into sports, he is very into watching games whim and

834
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: so he watched the first two periods on Friday night,

835
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 2: and then it was bedtime, so my wife put him

836
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: to bed, and they won. She recorded the third period

837
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 2: for him, and so the next morning, that's the first

838
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 2: thing he wants to do when he wakes up is

839
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 2: watch the Pred's third period and then they lost. She

840
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 2: should have delleted it, no, because he would have known. Well, no,

841
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 2: because he knows that it's the playoffs.

842
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: Alright, hadn't won yet in a minute and one home game.

843
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 2: He knows that if they lose, it's the last game

844
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 2: of the season, that they have no more games.

845
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: He already understands the series, the seven games. Yeah, I

846
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: explained it to him. We talk about it two three

847
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: and four, five, six, seven. So Ray.

848
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: After the final horn sounded and they lost, dude balled

849
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: his eyes out for fifteen minutes.

850
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know, funny, that's great, dude. He wait

851
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: in the morning.

852
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: In the morning, the game was already over the night before,

853
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 2: but he didn't know that. He watched the third period

854
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: on Saturday morning, and when the final horn sounded, he

855
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: cried for fifteen minutes straight.

856
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: My wife said, we're gonna go to Preds games together

857
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: in the future.

858
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: It is like those kids in March Madness when the

859
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: camera zooms in on them because their team is losing,

860
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: you know, in the crowd. My kid feels the pain

861
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: of a Predator lost the end of the season. He

862
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: is like me. He cried and cried and cried.

863
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: Were you there? No? Oh, I was gonna say, why

864
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: is your wife sending you a picture? In the same run.

865
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: She was like, he wanted to watch the end of

866
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: the Prebs game. This is the result.

867
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: Coach. You gotta show him a different third period and

868
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: tell him the rest of the season got canceled. It's

869
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: not worth it for a kid to go through that heartbreak.

870
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't know he was good. Dude, We've

871
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 2: had some didn't.

872
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: You tell him COVID hit again? Mask. Hey guys, I've

873
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: met a job interview for my wife. Sorry, I can't

874
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: come to see him a fez.

875
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: Because then he'll want Then he sees other teams playing,

876
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: and so now he went, we got to pick another

877
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 2: team who we're going to cheer for, and he doesn't

878
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: know who to cheer for.

879
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: Pick the Oilers in the West, Rangers and the Ease. Well.

880
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 2: I was ready to put the Dallas Stars in the

881
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 2: hoisting the cup last night, dude. They beat the Vegas

882
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: gold Knights in there up three to nothing after one

883
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 2: last night. I just saw it. On the bottom line,

884
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, maybe they are really good. They're going

885
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 2: the Stanley Cup.

886
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: I won the damn Division all year.

887
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 2: I woke up this morning they lost four to three. Yeah,

888
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 2: I had no idea.

889
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes those goals coming clusters.

890
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. But so my kid, he is okay, he has recovered,

891
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 2: he has He may be cheering for the Canucks now

892
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. He has not decided on a team,

893
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 2: but he will be picking a new team and then

894
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: when they lose, he will have heartbreak and we'll have tears.

895
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 1: Again, it's hockey talk. Since we're taking this moment hockey talk.

896
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: The I posted a video on our Instagram. It was

897
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: us behind the net. One of the Bruins was drilling,

898
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: slapping the ship out of the puck hitting the glass

899
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: and we all yelled. I had about thirty of those videos,

900
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: great videos of the Bruins, and I was thinking, as

901
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: they progress in the playoffs, put him, we keep riding

902
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: that train, keep riding that train. Just one problem. So

903
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, the phone was out of storage,

904
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: so I deleted them. So unless yeah, so we have

905
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: one video, that one where that guy slapped just he

906
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: just slayed straight up. Dick slaps it man, where we're yelling,

907
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, and there's and you do your little girl

908
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: screen and then I have the picture of you and

909
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: me both together. Other than that, we don't have any footage.

910
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: But wouldn't. That would have been good, man, if we

911
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: were able to use that footage stuff. Yeah. These iPhones

912
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: they don't make them for video producers, they don't. This

913
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: thing has the storage of a freaking mini porn dude,

914
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: a short film. I don't Yeah, whatever, I mean, Uh,

915
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: can we discuss something your kid like you? Because you

916
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: guys both cry over?

917
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're so into it, very hardcore.

918
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Have you seen the Brady Roast? This is segue? Oh?

919
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, man, Ray, that wasn't a segue.

920
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: I watched the first forty minutes of it so far. Dude,

921
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: he looks so uncomfortable, definitely when they make some of

922
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: those jokes and he tries that like he's laughing and

923
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: he just kind of half smiled, and and he grabs

924
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 2: a drink and he kind of like toasts like, ha ha,

925
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 2: this is so funny.

926
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 1: Ha ha. What the dude?

927
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: It is brutal.

928
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: It's brutal, and it's good that they got the star

929
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: hour they did. That's and I Dave Portnoyd rated it

930
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: an A plus. One of my buddies text me and said,

931
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: he's the Fort Lauderdal guy. He goes it's the best thing.

932
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: I've ever seen you guys. Got it this how he

933
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 1: talks you guys gotta watch it. It's so funny, it's

934
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: I've laughed my ass off for two straight hours. I

935
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: give it a solid B A plus.

936
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 2: He watched the whole thing.

937
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: I watched past Nicki Glazer, Nicki Lazier killed it.

938
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 2: I watched it until Nicki Glazer was about to come on,

939
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: so I watched Drew bledsoe.

940
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: That's it. I know, great, great, he goes, he goes,

941
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: some people drink after they get depressed the news. He goes,

942
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: I opened the winery.

943
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 2: And he goes, and he goes, you know, I have wine,

944
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 2: and here's Tom Brady's wine.

945
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: Where's the flag? Where's the flag?

946
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 2: He goes? And Tom, you know, you may have all

947
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: those Super Bowl rings, and he may have all the accolades,

948
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 2: but I have two things that you'll never have. What

949
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: it feels like to go number one overall in the

950
00:42:52,840 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 2: NFL draft, and by Anniverse shoes. That was yesterday. I

951
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 2: mean hilarious.

952
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: They went hard. But I guess the Brady, the talent

953
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: or whatever gives them permission to go as hard as you.

954
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 2: I understand that, But why I am trying to I

955
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: guess he got paid like thirty million dollars or something.

956
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: But that and then also, dude, once you reach such

957
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: a high celebrity fame greatness, you're like, bring it, I

958
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: don't give a shit your goat. That's when you know

959
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: you're a goat when you can let when they have

960
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: that much to rip into you on and you have

961
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: so many people in your life, but what is it.

962
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: Going to be like a kid exchange the next time

963
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 2: he has to go get the kids from Gisel?

964
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: Gsel already came out and said, I don't like how

965
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: you portrayed my family and the media before, and now

966
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: it all resurfaced again. I still don't like how you

967
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 1: portray our family.

968
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: I mean, but dud, Aaron Hernandez's ex chick. She's out

969
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: there going yo, like I'm raising a daughter that is

970
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: gonna have to see this.

971
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't see that. There were a couple Aaron

972
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: Hernandez jokes. One was semi funny. One no they're all no, no,

973
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: they're all funny. The one was funny. Nicky Glazer did

974
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: one not.

975
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,959
Speaker 2: No no, no no, the one about the ring around

976
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: the neck. Hilarious, hilarious.

977
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer's part, dude, was the phenomenal. I can't believe

978
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: you stopped at that.

979
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: No, No, I have seen clips of her online, like

980
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: some of it. I thought that Jeff Ross guy was gay.

981
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 2: Great when he comes out as OJ, I mean, huh, hilarious.

982
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: He's known as he goes I'm about to Marty the

983
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 2: white ass bitch, you.

984
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. Like, I mean, it was some

985
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: of the stuff about killing restaurant servers and stuff. I

986
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I'm saying, get it. It's a roast.

987
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, it's tough to host. He did good, alright.

988
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: A couple of times he just used the F word

989
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: too much. He got yeah, Vie. Tom Brady was Yeah.

990
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: He just kept saying that.

991
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: He just kept saying that Nicki Glazer is just funny.

992
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: It's like, Kevin, have seen your recent films, even putting

993
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: out her as I would call him short films. I

994
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: mean it was left and right, dude. So yeah, her closing,

995
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm not telling it, but it is so dirty, but

996
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: it is phenomenal.

997
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: I mean, what and someone made I don't know. I

998
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 2: saw the clip online. I don't know who it was.

999
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: I haven't got to that part. But when they're talking

1000
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: about like, man, Tom, you made it, You're you're good

1001
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: at leaving, like when you left your pregnant girlfriend, it's like,

1002
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my god.

1003
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: They go hey, they go, dude, you traded your whole

1004
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: family and in eight and.

1005
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: Six records, because I mean, hey, Tom, what Kevinard's that?

1006
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: He goes Tom, Man, he goes Tom. Gizelle told you, hey,

1007
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: either retire or I'm divorcing your ass. Retire or I'm

1008
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 2: divorcing your ass. And you said, man, F Giselle F

1009
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 2: My kids were an eight and nine season. You do you, Tom?

1010
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 3: You do Tom?

1011
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: You watch your kids and your wife for eight and nine?

1012
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: You do you Tom?

1013
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: He said that's gangster. You go, yes, dude, I would say,

1014
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: that's why I gave it a B Portnoy with the

1015
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: A plus little high And then my body who DMed

1016
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: me or texted me. I didn't think it was that fun.

1017
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I thought it was final. It was great. But I'm

1018
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: just telling you, gotta it's three hours and you gotta work.

1019
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 2: That's why I couldn't stand. I can't. I gotta do

1020
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: it in chunks. I don't have three hours.

1021
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 1: You gotta. You gotta trust our humor. You listen to

1022
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: our podcast. So I'm telling you, guys, the parts that

1023
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: are funny, you can't even control the smile on your face.

1024
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: You're laughing that hard. But sometimes it takes about five

1025
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: minutes to get to those parts. Randy Moss was brutal.

1026
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: I felt he should have handled it a little bit

1027
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: better because he didn't even have a joke writer and

1028
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: he just goes, Dude, the only reason I did this

1029
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: is because Tom's such a good friend. He said, I'll

1030
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: do whatever for him. I'm not even comfortable up here.

1031
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm actually nervous, he goes, but I'll just do whatever

1032
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: for Brady. So I thought that was great that he

1033
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: said that. Cool, but he should have been like, he

1034
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: should have said more like, guys, I'm not a comedian.

1035
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: I wrote these jokes all on my own. They probably

1036
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: suck ass and said that, you know, because he didn't

1037
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: even attempt really to do the roast thing. Uh, And

1038
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: then I don't maybe I watched a little bit.

1039
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer. Was she the one that was telling Gronk

1040
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 2: about he has a helmet like she might as well

1041
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 2: he already has the helmet on. I'm as well play

1042
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: football and She was like, hey, Edelman, can you explain

1043
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: that to him?

1044
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: I called him an idiot, dude, And they go and

1045
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: he lost thirty million in cryptocurrency. They're like, even Gronk

1046
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: wasn't that big of a dumb ass to invest in cryptocurrency.

1047
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 2: And they said, hey, the reason we're having it here

1048
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 2: at the whatever they had it, they said, we're gonna

1049
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 2: have it at the Crypto dot com arena. But Tom

1050
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: Mardy lost enough money with crypto.

1051
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: And I guess, Kim, if you watched it live, she

1052
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: got booed. If you watched what I watched, I didn't

1053
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: really hear the booze.

1054
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,959
Speaker 2: Oh they yeah, why was she there?

1055
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: Because her and Tom kind of had a thing and

1056
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: she's a slub. But what why what we hear? They

1057
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: showed him on Daily Mail. They were a thing for

1058
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: about a week and a half. And so that dude,

1059
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: You know how you always give DAPs to the person

1060
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: that just roasted you. We wanted to see him hug.

1061
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: Netflix zoomed out, so we didn't even get to see

1062
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: the hug or if they kissed, or what their embrace was.

1063
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: So you're telling me Tom Brady banged Kim K.

1064
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: Dude, that was all over Daily Mail for a solid

1065
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: week of the show. I don't think we talked about it.

1066
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: That's that's baffling. That's baff all right, Yeah, it's funny.

1067
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 2: And one more thing before we go, Rest in Peace.

1068
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 2: FGL House. We brought CC three to FGL House trying

1069
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 2: to save it. It was on its last legs and

1070
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 2: they've closed.

1071
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: It down because of sore losers ticket sales.

1072
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: Not enough sore losers showed up to save that place, guys.

1073
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it was a sad day, but FGL House

1074
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: is no more. We should have taken the paintings off

1075
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 2: the wall, the frame pictures, we should have given those

1076
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: out as souvenirs from the convention. The trophies should have

1077
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 2: been plaques of FGL rest and peace.

1078
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: We went there April twentieth, me and Bezer randomly, really

1079
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: on a wild hair. We go. We had gone to

1080
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: three different places. Apparently these rooftops don't open till four pm.

1081
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: And we're midday people. Yeah, and so we go. We're well,

1082
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: fgl's reliable. Let's go there, Let's have a drink. Went there,

1083
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: got one of those neutral drinks. We're both drinking our neudrals,

1084
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: looking out over, you know, kind of reminisce a little

1085
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: bit about sore losers. Convention, just had us a time,

1086
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: got a newburn. We went on home and then I said, damn,

1087
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: that was our last picture at FGL house. I'm glad

1088
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: we got that drink.

1089
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: And on Friday, I'll tell you the FGL House story

1090
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 2: that got edited out of the pod from the live

1091
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 2: pod ray what happened to me at that bar the

1092
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 2: weekend of Coaching Convention three.

1093
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: Ray? We can now tell all the dirty little seekerts

1094
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: oh man. If that if those walls could talk, Oh.

1095
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 2: They're gonna talk. FGL House CC three story coming on Friday,

1096
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: and Arnold sodomized himself.

1097
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: In the corner I heard and he yeah, yeah.

1098
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 2: And that's where Ruiz and Justin actually got along for

1099
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 2: a little bit. They sat there next to each other

1100
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: and they actually got along. That's pretty nice.

1101
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: Arnold. What is it called when you go to the

1102
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: bathroom in the corner, But it's like the scientific way

1103
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: to say it desecrated.

1104
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 2: Defecated on himself.

1105
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: That is my final memory at FGL.

1106
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 2: Uh oh boy,