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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And is there anything more obnoxious

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Speaker 1: than getting phone calls from your old high school or

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Speaker 1: university asking if you want to donate some money? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, especially my husband's private college. Okay, do you

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Speaker 1: know how many bills we had to pay off in

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Speaker 1: the student loan debt already? This is why I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to pay the alumni. They're relentless. And the worst

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Speaker 1: part is when you actually are generous and you do

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Speaker 1: decide to give something, it only makes them call you more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Well that's exactly what's about to happen

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Speaker 1: to a guy who recently donated to his old alma mater.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm calling him back with some bad news.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's good news for the university, not so

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Speaker 1: good for him. It's a brand new phone tap right

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Speaker 1: now the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Alex from university's

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Speaker 1: financial department. I'm looking to speak with Michael. Hi. Michael,

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Speaker 1: first of all, wanted to say this isn't going to

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Speaker 1: take long, but on behalf of the university. Just wanted

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Speaker 1: to thank you for your contributions that you've made to

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Speaker 1: the school over the years. My pleasure. You know, I

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Speaker 1: try to get back whenever I can. So yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: it along, right, We appreciate that. And surprisingly we're not

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Speaker 1: asking you for more money today. Yeah that's good, okay,

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Speaker 1: I get ye. Yeah, just a little joke we have

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Speaker 1: here in the alumni department. No extra money today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So I was calling because we actually ended

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Speaker 1: up making a tenC air in regards to your last donation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what what error? We're really embarrassed about it. But when

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Speaker 1: one of our students spoke to you last week, you

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Speaker 1: pledged one hundred dollars, right, yeah, a little problem. She

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Speaker 1: typed a few extra zeros by accident, so when we

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Speaker 1: put the payment through, it ended up being ten grand.

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Speaker 1: Are you reversing it? Um? Well no, but we are

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Speaker 1: very sorry, so I hope you can. I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: you guys made that mistake. But I need you guys

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Speaker 1: to fix that because obviously I don't have ten thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars to give to the university. I mean, I love

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Speaker 1: you guys like well, actually I spoke with our capital

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Speaker 1: campaign chairperson and they said just go with it. So

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Speaker 1: you go with it. What kind of a what kind

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Speaker 1: of a philosophy is that he's in charge? I was surprised,

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Speaker 1: too ridiculate. Okay, you have to change this. This is

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Speaker 1: not my problem. You guys messed this up. This is

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Speaker 1: not Michael. Relax. I'm on your side. Feeling nine nine

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars from me. I understand your frustration, but can

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Speaker 1: I just talk for one second because I can tell

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Speaker 1: you they're thinking behind this. Okay, you guys are smart.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me what you're thinking? Is so

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Speaker 1: the university feels that because we allowed you to have

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Speaker 1: such superior education here, the least that you could do

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Speaker 1: is donate one hundred dollars a month. No, you're following me. Unacceptable? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if you extrapolate that out to the ten grand mistake,

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Speaker 1: at one hundred grand a month, that comes out to

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Speaker 1: around eight point three years of donations. That sounds like

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Speaker 1: a jail sentence. It's great news in charge of finance,

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Speaker 1: but let me talk to them. Okay, this is ridiculous. No,

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Speaker 1: it means we won't call and bug you for eight

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Speaker 1: point three years as long as we get to keep

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Speaker 1: your money. So that's a win win. Who is the

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Speaker 1: How is that a win win? Because why we get

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Speaker 1: the money and then you don't get calls asking for money.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you called me again, then maybe I would

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Speaker 1: give you one hundred dollars if I was feeling generous,

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Speaker 1: but not if you're gonna be doing stupid stuff like this.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying you'd like to give an extra hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars per month on top of the ten thousand you

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Speaker 1: already do. I'm taking away the money. Not only am

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Speaker 1: I not giving you ten thousand, I'm not paying eight

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Speaker 1: point three years or whatever the hell you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking away the initial one hundred dollars and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna talk to my accountant and see if I can

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Speaker 1: take away any money that I've given you up until now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck? Agree to disagree? What was your name? Sir? Again,

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Speaker 1: what was your name? My name's Alex. And if I

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Speaker 1: could just be honest with you for a second, Mike,

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Speaker 1: the university is going through some tough times right now.

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Speaker 1: We're all going through a tough time. Just please hear

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Speaker 1: me out. Do you know how hard it is to

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Speaker 1: raise money for an indoor ultimate frisbee field in this economy?

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Speaker 1: Everything you say makes me want to come over there

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Speaker 1: and punch you in the face. Michael, do you do

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Speaker 1: you even play ultimate frisbee? Because I think you would

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Speaker 1: be able to sympathize if you play. Do you know

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Speaker 1: you know the wind here can be the dickens, Alex.

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Speaker 1: It is just blowing all over the place. It's almost

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Speaker 1: impossible to host a game in January. Listen to me, Alex,

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Speaker 1: and the ten thousand dollars that you have generously decided

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Speaker 1: to donate is going to go straight to that. All

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Speaker 1: the frisbee players are gonna feel so happy knowing that

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Speaker 1: Michael donated ten thousand dollars. Michael, you shut up. You

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Speaker 1: shut up. Michael, you shut up, You shut up, You

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Speaker 1: shut up. Michael, tell me to shut up, you shut up, Michael,

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Speaker 1: shut up, shut your mouth. Stop, you stop, shut up.

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Speaker 1: Michael is someone who worked at a university talking to

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Speaker 1: me like this. Okay, that's because I don't work at

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Speaker 1: the university, Michael, I work for a radio station. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the hell's going on here right now.

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Speaker 1: What's going on here right now is I'm phone tapping you?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone tap. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a prank. Your wife, Sandra set you up

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Speaker 1: because she said you're complaining about the university calling you

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Speaker 1: all the time and asking for money. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what's the hell. It's all a joke. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: her back so bad. You wanted to punch me in

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Speaker 1: the face, didn't you all? Yeah, I wanted to punch

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Speaker 1: you in the face. I wanted to do a lot

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Speaker 1: more than that. Dude, you are you have a lot

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Speaker 1: of aggression. Maybe you could channel that aggression into joining

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Speaker 1: the school's ultimate frisbee team. Oh god, you know what, dude,

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Speaker 1: anything is better than paying ten grands. Oh yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: be there wake up every morning with tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning