WEBVTT - Vikings Tailgate: Randy Moss Is Awesome, Eli Manning Is HOF - NYG - Episode 36

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<v Speaker 1>Turn here. Hey, everybody, welcome to another season of the Tailgate,

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by Ticketmaster, the official ticket marketplace of

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Vikings. I'm Simonson, I'm your host. We're prompted

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<v Speaker 1>to be on KFA N again to bring you some

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<v Speaker 1>comics and entertainers who are fans of the other team

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the upcoming Vikings matchup. We got some

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<v Speaker 1>great guests on the first episode. In the second half

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<v Speaker 1>of the show, we're gonna connect with two New York

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<v Speaker 1>comedians and huge fans of the New York Giants, Christa

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<v Speaker 1>Stefano and Mike Cannon from the Chrissy Chaos podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>first Light is a jentlebed butt. First, let's kick things

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<v Speaker 1>off with King Minnesota himself. Ladies and gentlemen, you know

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<v Speaker 1>him from his Netflix special Empty Nester. You probably know

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<v Speaker 1>him from a whole bunch of other stuff. I just

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<v Speaker 1>call him my best pal, Ladies and gentlemen. The Chad Daniels.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, baby, Hi everybody. A lot of people were hoping

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<v Speaker 2>that Nick Schwartzen was on when you said King of Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's interesting. You and I do a podcast

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<v Speaker 2>every week, and I've never heard you use that voice before.

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<v Speaker 3>You really like it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're real radio e today where you're like, everybody, welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>To the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it landed?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it landed because there's an energy in this state.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an energy that somehow entered the state when there

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<v Speaker 2>was someone left. We're not going to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to know that a trade went

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<v Speaker 2>down this offseason. In five minutes afterwards, both my kids

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<v Speaker 2>texted me the words, hey, we can watch football together again.

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<v Speaker 1>Would not to be fair. It wasn't even a trade.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a release, sure rease. It wasn't even a release.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a go sign somewhere else. And Chad came

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<v Speaker 1>back into the fold in a spend time in the

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<v Speaker 1>same room as him during a football like It's it's.

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<v Speaker 2>All it's brought my family back together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's brought your family back together. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the many things you know about me, maybe near

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the list is I'm a big no

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<v Speaker 1>expectations guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to exist in a relationship. That's how I

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<v Speaker 1>like to exist. Like, I think, the less expectations that

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<v Speaker 1>there are placed upon me, the better I look to

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<v Speaker 1>the people who count on me because they're like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, he's crushing it. It's great for me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to get you a football jersey that says

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<v Speaker 2>low bar on the back or wishy washy. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>decided which one, because watching is unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start with low bar and let's walk towards wishy

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<v Speaker 1>washy because I think with said change, it's a great

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<v Speaker 1>year to be a Vikings fan. There are some people

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<v Speaker 1>that are down on what we can do and how

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<v Speaker 1>far we can go. But let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>I like being counted out. I like that we're not

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there talking about how far we have to get

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<v Speaker 1>for this season to be a success. I like that

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's over. If something great happens. Man, we didn't. We

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<v Speaker 1>weren't expecting that set the bar low and let's leap

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<v Speaker 1>over it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think it was doctor Seuss that said, set

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<v Speaker 2>the expectations low. See how far you can go. We

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<v Speaker 2>have some new arms, let's see how far they can throw.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was doctor Seuss that said that. And

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you it's eight yards when it fourth and seven. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to talk about how unacceptable it is

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<v Speaker 2>to watch a football game with you. Come on, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you do, Sybil? Your mood changes on such a

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<v Speaker 2>level where it's like, I can't believe they're doing this too,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the greatest team we've ever seen, and then

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<v Speaker 2>right back down to I can't believe we're doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to hold I like to maintain my levels.

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<v Speaker 2>Which are they should do that they're professionals versus what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening right now. They're professionals. I don't hit a big

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a lot of ebbs and flows. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much on a straight line.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that's why we're a great team. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I think it's good for us to watch

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<v Speaker 1>football together, because if you're the extra person watching football

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<v Speaker 1>with us, you're getting the whole gambit of experiences. You're

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<v Speaker 1>getting you're getting a guy who doesn't like to and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to psychologically analyze you right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that has something to do with you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to be let down, so you don't like to let

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<v Speaker 1>yourself get built up. So stay in the middle. And

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<v Speaker 1>over here, I'm a big emotion guy who likes to

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<v Speaker 1>feel my feelings and I want to run to the

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<v Speaker 1>top of the hill and then I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>all the way down at the bottom of the valley.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I think it works. And I think as

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<v Speaker 1>Viking fans, I have to I have to assume you

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<v Speaker 1>are the more wealth thought out, impressive one and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more of the norm. I think there are more SI

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<v Speaker 1>Viking fans in the state of Minnesota than.

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<v Speaker 2>Sigh, because there are a lot of SI Viking fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I listen. I've been to Las Vegas when the Vikes

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<v Speaker 2>are in the playoffs and the negative energy. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to walk around the room, just ambidexterously slapping people

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<v Speaker 2>in the face, both fans. I don't care. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a dominant hand when it comes to slapping. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm jazzed up for this season. I think it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be great. Everybody has us in the basement because

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<v Speaker 2>of the the Chicago Draft and this Jordan love and

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<v Speaker 2>all this, and that, you know, Detroit made it so

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<v Speaker 2>far last year. Guess what, I don't see it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see us in the base.

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<v Speaker 4>Agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying. I don't see it either. I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think this is a classic, and let's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's let's tie it to something that the

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<v Speaker 1>people can understand. I think this is your classic nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety one Minnesota twins hanging out in the basement. Next

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<v Speaker 1>thing you know, they're sitting on the balcony. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I think is possible here. Now Am I telling myself

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<v Speaker 1>that in this moment, and you're gonna get some text

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<v Speaker 1>from me on Sunday that contradict that. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think if you can't handle me at my best, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't deserve me at my worst. But can I I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna tell you something right now, I block you on Sundays.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that also worse. The first feels incredible. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>jazzed up. I think what's gonna happen is you know

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<v Speaker 2>what a boxer is right handed? And then in the gym,

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<v Speaker 2>no cameras allowed they train to be a southpaw, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they come out in the first round and all

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<v Speaker 2>the tapes the other boxer watched mean absolutely nothing because

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<v Speaker 2>they trained to fight a right handed guy and now

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<v Speaker 2>they're fighting a left handed guy. I'm jazzed up. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so excited about this season. I don't care if we're over.

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<v Speaker 2>I am excited to see where this particular team, with

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<v Speaker 2>its new leadership, can go well and.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I double down on that because for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the first time I've felt hope in a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>even knowing that the ceiling might be lower this particular year,

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like, since you know, essentially the Minnesota miracle,

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<v Speaker 1>every single year after that, you're like, well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what we are, and it kind of feels like what

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be. What we are is what we're gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's this universe where this year, even after signing Darisaw,

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<v Speaker 1>after signing Jefferson, after getting Grenard and free agency, they

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<v Speaker 1>still have seventy five million ish dollars this offseason.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me let me let me paint you a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty little scenario that I don't think is unrealistic. It's

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<v Speaker 1>three things three things can happen. The first one is

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan Addison, Yeah, takes a giant jump up. Now, you

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<v Speaker 1>and I were at that San Francisco forty nine Ers

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<v Speaker 1>game last year. We were in the building, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think we both in betwixt some lunatic Niners fans trying

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin your day. But I think we both left

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<v Speaker 1>that game going, Oh, given the right opportunity, Jordan Addison

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<v Speaker 1>might be a top twenty wide receiver in the whole league.

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<v Speaker 2>I had him in fantasy last year and it was unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even remember. At the end of the first half,

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<v Speaker 2>an interception was thrown and Jordan Addison went and he

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<v Speaker 2>took the ball from the d back and scored a touchdown.

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<v Speaker 2>That's unbelievable, and that's the kind of stuff that we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be looking for from him.

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<v Speaker 1>So imagine he takes that jump up this year. He's

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<v Speaker 1>still on a couple of years of his rookie deal, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you've got a guy like Ivan Pace Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>who also showed up last year. Let's say he takes

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<v Speaker 1>a jump up in this defense. He's also on an

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<v Speaker 1>undrafted rookie deal, good low money contracts, they're overperforming. And

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<v Speaker 1>then this guy that fell to us, Dallas Turner, that

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<v Speaker 1>some people are like, oh, he's kind of Micah Parsons ish, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>if he is a fraction of Micah Parsons early, all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you have these three players who leap up,

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<v Speaker 1>and you walk into next season with key pieces all

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<v Speaker 1>over the roster, a cheap quarterback room, a rookie that's

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<v Speaker 1>about to play, and seventy five million dollars. Dude, we

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<v Speaker 1>might stumble into a super Bowl window. I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with you, oh for I don't care. It's about to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the next few years. And this is the

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<v Speaker 1>first year that I've felt like, oh my gosh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a path. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been a sit and be patient for a rebuild,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm just excited to see to take the little

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<v Speaker 2>glimpses of hope. And you know what, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>writing them off this year. I refuse to do that

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm I'm and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think we should. I'm just painting both sides of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we can be enthused for this year but

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<v Speaker 1>also have those parallel goals of win football games. But

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<v Speaker 1>if We're in week eight and you're like, Hey, it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out Dallas Turner is a stud out the Gate.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an extra added piece of information that I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to be excited about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm excited about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about New York because I think

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<v Speaker 1>you and I as comedians, we have a relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>that city, and then as Minnesota sports fans, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the anger that Twins fans do. I know we

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<v Speaker 1>lost to the Yankees over and over, but I always

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<v Speaker 1>got and over and over and over. But I always

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<v Speaker 1>understood why. I never viewed them as the evil Empire.

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<v Speaker 1>I always thought like what if, what if we did

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<v Speaker 1>more better? Like that was my theory on that whole situation.

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<v Speaker 1>So like I was pumped to an Alex Rodriguez bought

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<v Speaker 1>the Timberolves because he's like a famous guy that can

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<v Speaker 1>be held accountable. So that's a good thing for the

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a lot of people in the state that

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<v Speaker 1>are really anti New York, and I can get behind that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I to me, most of my feelings about the

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<v Speaker 1>city are based on what it's like to do stand

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<v Speaker 1>up comedy there.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, and mine my feelings about the city at least

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<v Speaker 2>in sports are going to a Twins game Game three.

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<v Speaker 2>We had two games at home target Field, and then

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<v Speaker 2>game three was there, and I bought tickets in the

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<v Speaker 2>bleachers like a complete nonsensical fool, and immediately had my

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<v Speaker 2>Twins hat on and was getting mustard packets opened and

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<v Speaker 2>thrown at me. So I smelled like mustard and had

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<v Speaker 2>orange stains all over a black jacket and then an hat,

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<v Speaker 2>and then also I had beer port all over me,

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<v Speaker 2>to the point where the security I came over and

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<v Speaker 2>told my friend and I we should probably head out

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<v Speaker 2>around the seventh inning because the subway is going to

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<v Speaker 2>be filled with these guys going back. And it was

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<v Speaker 2>a bad idea for us. So and they were winning

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<v Speaker 2>the the Yankees were when the Yankees were winning, the

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<v Speaker 2>Yankees were winning, yeah, make sure, because they swept. They

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<v Speaker 2>swept the series, beat us too at home, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the third one there.

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<v Speaker 1>And for all the negative you know, energy you and

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<v Speaker 1>I give to the state of Wisconsin, and some of

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<v Speaker 1>it's deserved. For example that you know they don't emphasize

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<v Speaker 1>reading in the schools and their cars are made out

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<v Speaker 1>of cheese, stuff like that. You know they haven't they

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<v Speaker 1>haven't allowed. I don't need to get into all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is, I mean, here's the deal. Wisconsin and

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota are the same state. If football is never invented,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just one giant state. Yeah, I guess they're East Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. My point is, as much as we complained

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<v Speaker 1>about Packer fans, you can go, like I've told this

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<v Speaker 1>story on the show before, we were in Lambeau for

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<v Speaker 1>the Randy Moss Moon game, going nuts while they were

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<v Speaker 1>getting throttled in the playoffs, and it wasn't like you

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<v Speaker 1>got to a point where you're like, we should probably

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<v Speaker 1>chill out just a little bit, you know. But it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't this uh oh, somebody's gonna beat my skull in

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<v Speaker 1>on the subway vibe, right, And you you do have

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<v Speaker 1>to give them credit for that, because I do find

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<v Speaker 1>that to be true with with the New York Giants fans,

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<v Speaker 1>with the Philadelphia Eagles fans. You just that's the sort

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<v Speaker 1>of place where you're like, hey, Chad, Chad wore a

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<v Speaker 1>jersey to a Yankees game, and so obviously somebody, you know,

0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.240
<v Speaker 1>somebody beat him with a coffee mug outside the stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's not coming home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, any place that has a jail in their own

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<v Speaker 2>stadium for their fans. I don't need to go watch

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<v Speaker 2>an away game there, can I.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask you this whole greatest city on the planet thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not here to criticize New York because I

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<v Speaker 1>like parts of New York. But I have never in

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<v Speaker 1>the times I've been there, I have never understood that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that something you have to say when you live

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<v Speaker 1>there because you like you know, if you like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you dig, like if your job is you work at

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<v Speaker 1>the zoo, scoopid elephant. Yeah, you know, somewhere in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of your brain you have to be like, well,

0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I do good, hard work with my hands. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>There has to be something you tell yourself. Yep, in

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<v Speaker 1>between piles of elephant? Is that the thing in New

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<v Speaker 1>York they do? They have to believe that so they

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<v Speaker 1>don't go I'm in a concrete jungle. It's so loud,

0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.160
<v Speaker 1>the doors are all too short, Yes, of course, I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't understand it. I can't get anyone from

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<v Speaker 1>there to back to just be honest, because you could

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<v Speaker 1>criticize Minnesota in some ways like the cold, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I will break down and be honest about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the amount of rent checks that have

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<v Speaker 2>to be rewritten because the ink gets smudged because people

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<v Speaker 2>are crying is unbelievable. In New York. That's when you

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<v Speaker 2>you have to tell yourself as you're writing a forty

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred dollars check for to have a couch in

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<v Speaker 2>your kitchen as your bed, and you're just like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is this is the greatest city in the world. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I'm doing it. I mean, it's the only reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to feel about the Giants as

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<v Speaker 1>a fan base. You know me, I don't. I dislike

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fan bases or like, excuse me, teams,

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<v Speaker 1>not even the fan base. I know how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>about the fan base the team. I dislike a lot

0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.280
<v Speaker 1>of teams. The Giants have never really registered for me,

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<v Speaker 1>even though there is a pretty long and unique history. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got forty one donut yep, Randy Moss squirting the refs,

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<v Speaker 1>which is still pretty wild when you think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>He rules so hard, so he's he broke great cash

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<v Speaker 2>on me, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that it's almost surprising that we've been through

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<v Speaker 1>this much sports history and he's the only there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many water bottles. He's the only guy who's ever been

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<v Speaker 1>like what on a ref because he was mad? That's

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<v Speaker 1>wild to me. Decades of sports, and we have no

0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.680
<v Speaker 1>other tape of that. Uh so we've got that, We've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we do have that punk ass from Denver that

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<v Speaker 2>threw a whole bunch of stuff on the court because

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<v Speaker 2>he was thrown a fit against the Tea Wolves in

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<v Speaker 2>the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that we do have. We do have the NBA

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy of allowing Jamal Murray to continue to play despite

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<v Speaker 1>his antics.

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<v Speaker 3>Wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm a four year old. I like playing with

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<v Speaker 2>a ball now.

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<v Speaker 1>To be very clear, Jamal Murray, four year old. Randy Moss,

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<v Speaker 1>cool guy, he absolutely, cool guy. Very different situations.

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<v Speaker 2>You're you're throwing stuff out onto a court that could

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<v Speaker 2>cause an injury versus playfully squirting a referee and mooning wisconsinites.

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<v Speaker 1>Who who cares?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>But then you have our favorite, our mutual one of

0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:03.040
<v Speaker 1>our mutual favorite Vikings of all time, Randall Cunningham King

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<v Speaker 1>deep Ball, the man himself. Everybody thinks about ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is like, this is an interestingly forgotten part

0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:15.520
<v Speaker 1>of Vikings history. They're playing the Giants in ninety seven

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<v Speaker 1>in the playoffs. Cunningham comes in late as a replacement,

0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.520
<v Speaker 1>drives him down the field sick ass touchdown, I believe

0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.520
<v Speaker 1>to Chris Carter, they get an on side kick, march

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<v Speaker 1>down the field with no time left, win the game.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big moment for sized childhood at that point

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<v Speaker 1>pre ninety eight. That was the moment, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>I know you followed Cunningham from the Eagles to the Vikings, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I was tricked into being an Eagles fan because of

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<v Speaker 2>the musical duo Crisscross. They wore all Eagle stuff in

0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:49.399
<v Speaker 2>their video, and I thought, well, I like rap music,

0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be an Eagles fan. And then so

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<v Speaker 2>I followed him over and I got to see when

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<v Speaker 2>he came in initially for the first time. And that

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<v Speaker 2>was the most exciting thing because I was at the

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<v Speaker 2>Vikings game when it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, in ninety eight, you were there in ninety

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<v Speaker 1>eight when he came in for the first time. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>another fun one. When you go down the history list,

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<v Speaker 1>this is and it's in again this book of World records.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Vikings became the first in two thousand and

0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.359
<v Speaker 1>five November thirteen, two thousand and five, they became the

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<v Speaker 1>first team to return a punt, a kick, and an

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<v Speaker 1>interception for a touchdown all in one game to beat

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<v Speaker 1>the New York Giants. I remember that game as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that was.

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<v Speaker 2>The herschel Walker.

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<v Speaker 1>It might it might not have been a It might

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<v Speaker 1>have been a Marcus Cheryl's touchdown. I can't remember exactly

0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:42.560
<v Speaker 1>who returned that, who returned the punt, but big, big

0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.000
<v Speaker 1>fan of that. So I think my point is I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even though you would think the forty one donut

0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:53.640
<v Speaker 1>would have a massive effect on how I view this team.

0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not overly emotionally connected to them in a negative

0:18:57.520 --> 0:18:59.640
<v Speaker 1>way like I am a lot of other fan bases.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like this is the game to get.

0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:06.159
<v Speaker 1>It's a tough matchup, but this is the game to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember before I have a story about this,

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<v Speaker 2>but herschel Walker when he had a run from scrimmage,

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<v Speaker 2>a touchdown reception of over ninety yards, a run from

0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.120
<v Speaker 2>scrimmage touchdown over ninety yards, and a kickoff return over

0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:21.000
<v Speaker 2>ninety yards.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that was a thing at all. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the wildest thing. It's the real thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'd like to tell you about when I watched

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<v Speaker 2>the last game. I think that I watched the Vikings

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<v Speaker 2>and the Giants play was I was in Sacramento, California,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was a playoff game. Vikings worth three seed

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a couple of years ago. Yep, Giants were

0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:45.040
<v Speaker 2>six seed, and you know the three and the six.

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<v Speaker 2>So you go, well, this the good odds for us,

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<v Speaker 2>and it wasn't going great. And then there's a knock

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<v Speaker 2>at my door and I think, like I ordered food

0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.280
<v Speaker 2>and forgot or something. So I go to the door

0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:56.919
<v Speaker 2>and it's two armed security guards with their hands on

0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:58.800
<v Speaker 2>their guns. And I didn't know what was going on.

0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, it's happening. I was a little

0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:04.480
<v Speaker 2>nervous because I was holding the door and my hand

0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:06.440
<v Speaker 2>was behind the door, and they kept looking at it.

0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.320
<v Speaker 2>And this felt very wild Westy because their hands were

0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:12.120
<v Speaker 2>kind of like doing the little quiver over by their gun.

0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they had the Clint Eastwood ready to go thing

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<v Speaker 1>going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, the little flippy thing was already flipped. And so

0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I just go, hey, what's going on? And they said,

0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:23.720
<v Speaker 2>we have a domestic disturbance. Complain about this room, and

0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I said, well, there's no way about this room. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no chance because I've been here all by myself. You

0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:29.520
<v Speaker 2>don't believe me, Why don't you come in here and

0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.480
<v Speaker 2>try to bend this sock? And nobody laughed. I thought

0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:35.439
<v Speaker 2>it was funny. There was no sock spoiler alert, but

0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was funny to say to them. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>they have to come in my room to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>no one's in there, and I still don't know what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on, and so they're like, hey, do this, do this,

0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:49.080
<v Speaker 2>do this, and they don't find anybody, and they go, hey,

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.879
<v Speaker 2>we have a witness in the in the hallway that

0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:54.560
<v Speaker 2>heard this go down. I'm like, well, we better talk

0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:56.879
<v Speaker 2>to him. So I get out there, and there's this

0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.000
<v Speaker 2>lady and she goes I was walking by this room

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<v Speaker 2>and I heard a man yell get on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>And I sat there for a second and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that is not something I would say. And then I thought, oh,

0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:14.520
<v Speaker 2>I bet you heard a man yell get him on

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<v Speaker 2>the ground. You big, because I have the under and

0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:20.320
<v Speaker 2>they are running all over us. And so I was

0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:23.679
<v Speaker 2>screaming at my TV. Oh did we all laugh at that?

0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.679
<v Speaker 2>And then I said, can I go back in the

0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:29.159
<v Speaker 2>room and they said, yep, absolutely, sorry for bothering you,

0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:31.600
<v Speaker 2>and I said, no problem. And then I shut the

0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:36.520
<v Speaker 2>door and I yelled stay under the bed. And I've

0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:40.040
<v Speaker 2>never heard people knock louder. It's like all three of

0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:43.840
<v Speaker 2>them picked a different spot on the door and started pounding.

0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:50.080
<v Speaker 2>It was crazy. But that is my recollection of New

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<v Speaker 2>York Giants Minnesota Vikings playoff football.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the King and I love you a lot. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for doing this first episode, and we will see

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<v Speaker 1>you on the other things that we do.

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<v Speaker 4>School.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that was the great Chad Daniels joining us here

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<v Speaker 1>on the first episode of the Tailgate. Remember you can

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<v Speaker 1>check out his tour dates at chaddaniels dot com or

0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:18.600
<v Speaker 1>check out his amazing Netflix special Empty Nester. Streaming Now

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<v Speaker 1>broke it down a little bit from the Viking side.

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<v Speaker 1>Talked about, you know, the expectations, what we're looking for,

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:29.480
<v Speaker 1>which I do think despite having those expectations, the first

0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:31.280
<v Speaker 1>game of the year is a big one because when

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<v Speaker 1>you look at our when you look at our our

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<v Speaker 1>schedule the first seven after New York, given what people

0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:43.080
<v Speaker 1>did last year, they are not necessarily easy. So we

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<v Speaker 1>focused on the season with old Dad Chaniels. Now let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into focusing on what's going on with New York.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna jump over in the next part of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I said, we're gonna talk to Chris DiStefano

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Cannon. To lifelong die hard Giants fans, we

0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:04.440
<v Speaker 1>are also fantastic comedians. So we will be right back

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<v Speaker 1>here on the Vikings Tailgate, brought to you by Ticketmaster,

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<v Speaker 1>the official ticket marketplace of the Minnesota Vikings. Joining us

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<v Speaker 1>to talk all things Giants, ladies and gentlemen, Chris DiStefano

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Cannon. Boys, I need your perspective on something

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<v Speaker 1>because your team delivered my team one of the most

0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:33.680
<v Speaker 1>historic ass kickings in our franchise history, NFC Championship game.

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<v Speaker 1>We call it forty one donut. There's a name for

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:39.120
<v Speaker 1>it in town here. That's like, we have this horrible

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:43.360
<v Speaker 1>celebration of awful moments. I need to know from your perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that game ring as a moment that you ever

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<v Speaker 1>think about? Is this one of those things where we

0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:51.120
<v Speaker 1>think about you and you don't think about us, Because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, moss squirting the water bottle that was a

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<v Speaker 1>wild moment for me as a child.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember the first half.

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<v Speaker 5>Then I was pretty much out drunk for the rest

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<v Speaker 5>of it, so I remember, so I kind of saw

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 5>the forty one nothing the next morning in the middle

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 5>of a hangover.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm similar.

0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:14.359
<v Speaker 6>I remember trying to use that victory, like I remember

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:16.399
<v Speaker 6>Kerry Collins and all of a sudden he showed up

0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:20.280
<v Speaker 6>and being very exciting. But I was fifteen, and I

0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:23.040
<v Speaker 6>think I tried to use the Giant's victory to like

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 6>pick up a girl or something like that, and she

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:27.600
<v Speaker 6>just couldn't have shown less interest. So I just kind

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:29.439
<v Speaker 6>of immediately was like, all right, I forgot about that

0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 6>game pretty quickly.

0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:33.680
<v Speaker 1>That's I forgot. It was Carrie Collins. I mean Carry Colin.

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.919
<v Speaker 1>Anybody who's in the NFL, that's great, but it's not

0:24:36.000 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>like it was to Eli or even Kurt Warner when

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>he was there for a cup of coffee. It was

0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 1>to Carry Collins. Yeah, that feels nice.

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:46.160
<v Speaker 4>That hurts the worst. It's like, yeah, you lost forty

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:51.440
<v Speaker 4>one nothing to a man named Carry. Yeah.

0:24:51.480 --> 0:24:54.320
<v Speaker 6>He also wasn't Wasn't there some report afterwards where you

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:57.600
<v Speaker 6>guys tried to make something of signs stealing or like something.

0:24:57.280 --> 0:25:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Hey, there was no report. There's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>well that feel like there was a lot of evidence

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 1>that we could not ever prove. Yeah, that's the sort

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 1>of thing that you could, uh that goes at the

0:25:07.760 --> 0:25:11.920
<v Speaker 1>top of the conspiracy theory sports list. Here's a question

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>for you. How many years has it been since somebody

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:16.919
<v Speaker 1>has repeated in the NFT East. Hasn't it been like

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty years or something?

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Gotta have been.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine what it's like to have Dallas, Philly,

0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:26.920
<v Speaker 1>and Washington on every side. Do you enjoy that insanity?

0:25:26.920 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you like that it's jokers from every side?

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:30.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't mind that.

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:32.400
<v Speaker 6>I mean the thing about New York, though, is it's

0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:35.720
<v Speaker 6>such a it's a destination so people so that we

0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:39.359
<v Speaker 6>have Dallas fans living amongst us, we have Philly fans

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 6>living amongst us. We have a bunch of comedian friends

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:43.720
<v Speaker 6>that are from Philadelphia that are in New York and

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 6>they are loud about their support. So it's, you know,

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:50.200
<v Speaker 6>it's it just gets it. It gets confrontational pretty quick.

0:25:50.680 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, That's that's the tricky thing with the Packers. They live.

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:58.240
<v Speaker 1>No one's like I'm gonna build my business in Appleton, Wisconsin.

0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 1>They come to Minneapolis.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think as New Yorkers, you know, we're just

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 5>you know, kind of know that where you know the

0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:09.639
<v Speaker 5>best city. And even if we're not winning the NFC East,

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 5>it's like, what do you want to live in Dallas?

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:15.159
<v Speaker 5>Who cares win all the champions? It doesn't matter. I

0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:17.439
<v Speaker 5>want to go there. They could triple the tax right

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 5>in New York.

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:19.159
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I'm not leaving.

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the problem with Dallas is you start to

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I think as you get older. You know, you love

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:27.440
<v Speaker 1>sports when you're a little kid in a certain way,

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and you love them, I think usually different when you're

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 1>an adult. And then you see the guys who don't

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:34.480
<v Speaker 1>You're like, I didn't know you could throw a stadium

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:37.680
<v Speaker 1>chair onto the field right there? Are there are people

0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.240
<v Speaker 1>you tend to love them differently. But I think as

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you get older you kind of recognize that the space

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 1>that it takes to be a normal person while also

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:51.560
<v Speaker 1>loving your team. But one of my I don't know

0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:54.639
<v Speaker 1>if you guys know, Blake Wexler. He's a very funny comic.

0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 1>He's out of Philadelphia, and I would argue the sweetest

0:26:59.119 --> 0:27:03.679
<v Speaker 1>human person I've ever met. Until he walks into a

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 1>sporting event, you can't even imagine. The Philly thing is

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 1>a unique beast. And I agree with you. I do

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>think it needs to be celebrated. I don't want to

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.359
<v Speaker 1>be a part of it. Yeah, I don't want to

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:15.439
<v Speaker 1>be I don't even want to be against it. But

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I like from afar. It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:21.040
<v Speaker 1>on the TV. It's fun to see from a distance.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah. And it's sad too, because you know, I

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:24.840
<v Speaker 4>love this country.

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:29.200
<v Speaker 5>It's sad that our national animal is the ego and

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 5>then but also the Philadelphia they have that animal. But

0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.479
<v Speaker 5>I will say Philly bothers me, but not as much

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:36.080
<v Speaker 5>as Dallas.

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:39.400
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Philly, you almost root for them because they're they're

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:42.040
<v Speaker 6>blue collar, they're you know, they're trying to come up.

0:27:42.320 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 6>Dallas has this arrogance and entitlement to their success that

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:47.160
<v Speaker 6>really rubs me the wrong way.

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:48.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's what it.

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Is, Mike, Yeah, it's it's and it comes with so

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:56.159
<v Speaker 1>we we Historically the hail Mary, if you will, The

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:59.639
<v Speaker 1>term was coined Drew Pearson cheated and pushed off, and

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>it was cheating. He cheated, he pushed off they got

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.920
<v Speaker 1>into like so we have. There is a unique level

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.520
<v Speaker 1>of disdain for the cowboys in our area too, and

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:10.400
<v Speaker 1>that is what it is. I get that you won

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:12.879
<v Speaker 1>the Super Bowls, it's a long time. It's really the

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:15.320
<v Speaker 1>guy who's like, do you remember when I ran for

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>sixteen hundred yards in high school?

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:21.439
<v Speaker 1>But like, dude, you're forty nine. Man, your kids can't read.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we focus on that? Ye, here's a question

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>for you, because you talked about this on a podcast

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>and then everybody was got really upset Chris. But it's

0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 1>something that I have said forever. Adults in Jerseys, let

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>me give you my view on it, and let me

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>see if we're walking the same path here. I think

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>it's like, you know, when you meet somebody with a

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>weird hobby and you're like, that's great. You're into a

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 1>weird thing and you love it so much. But then

0:28:52.360 --> 0:28:54.760
<v Speaker 1>the moment that person is an a hole, you're like, God,

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna burn you down, I'm gonna destroy everything. That's

0:28:58.240 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>how I feel about adults in Jerseys. If you see

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 1>him at a game with their kids high five and like,

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>isn't this great?

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 5>Jason?

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Like good for you? The moment they do something wrong,

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you're like, I'm gonna torture you for this decision.

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:12.240
<v Speaker 6>That is the best part about it, though, is I

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 6>almost look at it as they're giving you the keys

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.680
<v Speaker 6>to break their heart, like they're providing all the information

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:21.200
<v Speaker 6>necessary for you to destroy everything that they stand for,

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:23.560
<v Speaker 6>because you know that they don't have much else. If

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 6>their rocket, if they have a ton of jerseys, those

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 6>people are hanging onto that for dear life. So that

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 6>is really they're just open for business if they're if there.

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 5>I mean, listen, I'll wear a jersey here and there.

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 5>But I kind of I did always kind of feel weird,

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 5>especially now. I mean, I'm forty years old. It's hard

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 5>for me to be like I want to buy it.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:42.760
<v Speaker 5>It's it's either I'm buying a jersey of a guy

0:29:42.800 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 5>who I'm fifteen years older than, or I'm buying the

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 5>jersey of a guy who was around my age, who's

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 5>doing ten times is.

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Better than me in life. So either way, I'm like,

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to buy it.

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 3>Dude, me too.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 6>There's nothing more off putting than seeing a dude with

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 6>gray hair wearing a jersey.

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 3>They just don't Oh.

0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know this gets over talked about, but you

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 1>when you're young, you can really dismiss the fact that

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 1>guys your age are millionaires because you're like, well, you're

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>a you were gifted with a special thing, and someday

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll get mine. But then when you're like forty and

0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>those guys are retired, and you're like, ah, I was

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 1>supposed to have spent this time getting mine.

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 4>I literally in my brain.

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 5>I mean I literally turned forty a week or two ago,

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 5>and I swear the other day I was thinking, because

0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 5>I just thought about the same thought since I've.

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:31.960
<v Speaker 4>Been a kid.

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 5>I was thinking, I still have the chance to make

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 5>the NBA, even though I haven't played basketball in twenty years.

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 5>It's it's not possible, But in my head, I'm like,

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 5>because I've always thought that eventually I'll make the NBA,

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 5>because I've bet, you know, because I played on the

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.600
<v Speaker 5>high school beateam.

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>That makes me actually feel better about myself because every

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>time I would go in a gym to shoot jumpers,

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>it was never just like I'm shooting jumpers. It was like, ah, no, no, no,

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I could get that one, like you said, like, and

0:31:01.360 --> 0:31:03.840
<v Speaker 1>then you start fantasizing you're like, all it would take

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:06.080
<v Speaker 1>is me, Like, what happens if somebody is there, somebody

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 1>up there watching. You have that fantasy that somebody sees

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 1>you hit threes because you know you can't play defense

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 1>in the league, but they're like, you can hit. Look

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>at this dude. Put him in the corner. He hit

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 1>a big three. He's used to being in front of people.

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 1>This is this makes sense.

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 6>The amount of times that I shot around in my

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 6>front driveway while keeping an eye on the road for

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 6>a college scout to drive by slowly. It's such a

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 6>humiliating amount.

0:31:28.040 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 4>It's like stand up comedy too.

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 5>It's like you like, we'll be doing a show wherever

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 5>at a club in New York and then well, you know,

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 5>somebody will be like, oh man, right after you left,

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 5>you know, Louis c k walked in and you and

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, that could have been my chance, Like

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:41.840
<v Speaker 5>what is he going to do? See my stand up

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 5>and be like, hey, you know what, I want to

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 5>give you the money, all the money that I made

0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:47.479
<v Speaker 5>on Louie and all my specials.

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 4>I want to give it to you.

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 5>I want to give you the money and give you

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 5>the credit. Like we have these warp images of what

0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 5>people can even do for us.

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you get older, like, because there is

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 1>a point where you naturally, even if you were like

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:03.760
<v Speaker 1>I was the aged as well as Tom Brady, you

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 1>get to the point where, like I would clearly be retired.

0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Now do you think your brain transitions into be like

0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>and obviously I would coach. Do you think you transition

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 1>into that part of it?

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 3>I already have.

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 6>I've been looking for exit plans from comedy, so I'm

0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:21.959
<v Speaker 6>considering doing high school coaching at some point. But Lebron

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 6>is I don't know about you guys, but Lebron is

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 6>literally my last bastion of hope in terms of feeling

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 6>a connection to pro sports. The fact that he's thirty nine,

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 6>almost forty, the exact same age as me, and I'm

0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 6>just like, well, he's still playing, so I could.

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:36.320
<v Speaker 3>I could probably, you know, I could get out there

0:32:36.360 --> 0:32:36.959
<v Speaker 3>for ten minutes.

0:32:37.360 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 4>If Lebron can do it's so can I?

0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Very obviously, very obviously. I mean it's a movie that

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 1>screwed my You guys are Knicks fans, so this will

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 1>connect or you'll hate it. But I like the movie

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Eddie to me, Yes, that was like cemented into my brain.

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>For I was like, well, Eddie, I mean, anything's possible

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 1>if Eddie happened. I had like, you don't realize how

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 1>niche of a movie that is. And until you're a

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 1>little older, Like you remember Eddie where whoopies the coach

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>of the Knicks, Like, what the hell are you talking about?

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not a movie.

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 6>There's an image from that movie that is stuck in

0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:11.640
<v Speaker 6>my head till now, and I hadn't thought of it

0:33:11.680 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 6>in a long time, but the horse walking on the

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 6>court in sneakers. Dude, that image of the owner out

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 6>there with his cowboy hat and the horse like.

0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 3>That is just etched in my brain.

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 5>Old school Larry Johnson, grandmama Larry Johnson was seized. Yeah,

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 5>and we're ten years older than he was, right now.

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>That's right. He seemed so old. Let's talk a little

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 1>bit about the game. We have a hard schedule to

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>start the year, and everybody is free, like, you gotta

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 1>get this one. This is the wind. They're not like

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>they have built the giants up as like if you're

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna get one, you get this one. If you don't

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:53.000
<v Speaker 1>get this one, you might as well just walk out

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 1>into the ocean is are you, But we are kind

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>of slated over on our end as having a tough

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 1>year with our division having out and better and Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>being gone, and so are you guys looking at it

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<v Speaker 1>the same way, like, well, if we can't get this one,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell are we gonna do?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, you know, obviously Saquon Barklay, you know, leaving

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<v Speaker 5>going to the Eagles.

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<v Speaker 4>That hurts and sucks. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm one of those guys. I just have faith in

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<v Speaker 5>Daniel Jones. I don't nobody else does.

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<v Speaker 4>But I do.

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<v Speaker 5>I drafted him in my fantasy draft two days ago, and.

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<v Speaker 4>The crowd what nuts.

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<v Speaker 5>They could not believe that I took him, and I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, I'm a loyal New Yorker, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Daniel Jones is gonna be the MVP.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's so endearing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's all about the beard.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like the dad who has to draft all Ohio

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<v Speaker 1>State players because that's his favorite college team. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you should have taken Injigba in the first round.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what anybody had ranked.

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<v Speaker 6>I love Chris has so much faith though, because that's

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<v Speaker 6>like the opposite of the New York media, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>so indicative of some of the New York fans though.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like we'll ride it to the to the wheels

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<v Speaker 6>fall off, man, let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a big split like that where because the

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<v Speaker 1>media is the way it is, are there some fans

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<v Speaker 1>that are like, I don't want to hear it. Daniel

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<v Speaker 1>Jones is the first ballot, like, don't don't tell me this. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>and here's the thing. I would say, in most fan

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 1>bases you'd be like, that's a loaded But in your guys'

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:19.080
<v Speaker 1>fan bases, you've twice as wild card, run through the playoffs,

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 1>won a super Bowl, one time you beat an undefeated

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 1>super team. Like there's it's like you have the unfortunate AMMO.

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<v Speaker 1>For the psychology of that.

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<v Speaker 5>I can understand Daniel Jones, like the conversation there, But

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<v Speaker 5>I mean the people that try to look Mike and

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<v Speaker 5>I in the face and tell us Eli Manning is

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<v Speaker 5>in a Hall of Famer, where like, are you out

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<v Speaker 5>of your mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Dude?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 5>That people still even bring that up. Yes, he's a

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 5>Hall of He's a Hall of Famer. I mean, yeah,

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:46.880
<v Speaker 5>he's he's the only part. I mean, he's he's amazing,

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:48.200
<v Speaker 5>He's a Hall of Famer, and he's got the face

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<v Speaker 5>of a toddler.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you watch the fact that all those Mannings are now,

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, titans of industry. You do look at Eli

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 1>and it's in possible not to like him, where you're like,

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:05.960
<v Speaker 1>oh god, he's by far was the least Peyton was

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:08.360
<v Speaker 1>obviously the most popular, like it got all the attention,

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:11.360
<v Speaker 1>and he clearly has that little brother like I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like funny and kind of weird and mean.

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:16.920
<v Speaker 1>He's got that vibe to him. It's impossible not to

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<v Speaker 1>like him.

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<v Speaker 6>He has maybe the best dumb poker face on planet Earth, too,

0:36:21.080 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 6>and that clearly comes from just getting tortured by his

0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:27.000
<v Speaker 6>older brother and him not just showing weakness. He's like,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, if I just stay stoic and dumbfaced, he'll

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<v Speaker 6>eventually walk away from frustration.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw this thing. They had some stupid graphic online

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<v Speaker 1>where they had the highest winning percentage in NFL history,

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<v Speaker 1>and they ranked him one all the way to thirty two,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Vikings were way up. I think they were

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<v Speaker 1>like six or something all time. But then what they

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<v Speaker 1>did underneath the win percentages is they put the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of super Bowls, but they actually put the like the

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 1>little Lombardi a Lombardi, a Lombardi, So all the top

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 1>twelve teams, multiple Lombardies, Vikings zero, So that hurts. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you scroll all the way down. You guys have

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<v Speaker 1>a historically low win percentage, but a hilarious amount of

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowls to go with it. It's like you drive

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<v Speaker 1>into a bad neighborhood and you're like, are there six?

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Are there six lexuses in that driveway? Like it's it

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<v Speaker 1>is the thing that I would as a Viking fan

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<v Speaker 1>who We've won a lot of games forever, I'm so

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 1>jealous of that. Does that does it carry the years

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<v Speaker 1>of losing those titles? Does it get through them or

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<v Speaker 1>does it make it worse when you don't get more

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<v Speaker 1>of them?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I personally, I could go my whole life

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<v Speaker 6>without another super Bowl. Those two super Bowls led by

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<v Speaker 6>Eli Manning were at such a perfect point in my

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<v Speaker 6>life that I'm good, I'm held over forever.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of feel like as long as the Giants

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<v Speaker 5>get in the playoffs, I know that just we're just

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<v Speaker 5>all confident that they can do anything because of what

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<v Speaker 5>they've done. It's the opposite of the Cowboys. The Cowboys

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<v Speaker 5>are just like, oh yeah, we're good in the regular

0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:05.440
<v Speaker 5>season and then fall apart. But I'd rather be I'd

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:08.080
<v Speaker 5>rather be the Giants, where we just i mean, you're

0:38:08.120 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 5>just kind of mad at them for about four months.

0:38:11.080 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 5>You're just angry with them, and then they pull it together.

0:38:14.560 --> 0:38:16.200
<v Speaker 5>It's like a It's like, you know, like a kid

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:17.920
<v Speaker 5>who's doing bad in school and then at the end

0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 5>he's just banging, just gets a hundred, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>On somebody who's just a killer at test.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he doesn't. We were like, yeah, but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Crushed it, all right. Tell me tell me about the

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<v Speaker 1>special Gang, Mike, tell me where we can get it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So it's at YouTube dot com slash Chris d

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<v Speaker 6>Comedy Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>This is his first production he did.

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 6>He's doing me a huge solid by putting it up

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<v Speaker 6>on his YouTube and we filmed it at at New

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 6>York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a I'm really pumped about it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a really good hour and uh it looks beautiful

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<v Speaker 6>directed by Nicole Lyons, and uh, yeah, I'm just super stoked.

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<v Speaker 5>Mike absolutely destroyed, like genuinely like he crushed.

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<v Speaker 4>So watch it. It's it's an amazing special.

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<v Speaker 5>And and you for me go to Christycomedy dot com

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<v Speaker 5>for all my dates. I'm up there on YouTube dot

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<v Speaker 5>com slash Christy Comedy to see Mike Kennon special.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you guys are the best. We really appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>spending a few minutes with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Thanks man, Thank you Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks again to all of our great guests today, Chad Daniels,

0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Christy Stefano, and Mike Cannon. We really appreciate them joining

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:21.799
<v Speaker 1>the show. Please check out their Netflix specials, check out

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:25.440
<v Speaker 1>their YouTube specials, check out their road dates. They're great,

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<v Speaker 1>They're fantastic. Finally, thank you again to Ticketmaster, the official

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 1>ticket marketplace of the Minnesota Vikings. We appreciate you supporting

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<v Speaker 1>the show and we will see all of you again

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<v Speaker 1>next week