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Speaker 1: the Minnesota Vikings. I'm Simonson, I'm your host. We're prompted

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Speaker 1: to be on KFA N again to bring you some

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Speaker 1: comics and entertainers who are fans of the other team

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Speaker 1: to talk about the upcoming Vikings matchup. We got some

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Speaker 1: great guests on the first episode. In the second half

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Speaker 1: of the show, we're gonna connect with two New York

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Speaker 1: comedians and huge fans of the New York Giants, Christa

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Speaker 1: Stefano and Mike Cannon from the Chrissy Chaos podcast. But

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Speaker 1: first Light is a jentlebed butt. First, let's kick things

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Speaker 1: off with King Minnesota himself. Ladies and gentlemen, you know

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Speaker 1: him from his Netflix special Empty Nester. You probably know

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Speaker 1: him from a whole bunch of other stuff. I just

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Speaker 1: call him my best pal, Ladies and gentlemen. The Chad Daniels.

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Speaker 2: Hey, baby, Hi everybody. A lot of people were hoping

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Speaker 2: that Nick Schwartzen was on when you said King of Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: You know what's interesting. You and I do a podcast

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Speaker 2: every week, and I've never heard you use that voice before.

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Speaker 3: You really like it.

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Speaker 2: You're real radio e today where you're like, everybody, welcome.

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Speaker 2: I do love.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it landed?

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Speaker 2: I think it landed because there's an energy in this state.

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Speaker 2: There's an energy that somehow entered the state when there

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Speaker 2: was someone left. We're not going to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: I just want you to know that a trade went

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Speaker 2: down this offseason. In five minutes afterwards, both my kids

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Speaker 1: Would not to be fair. It wasn't even a trade.

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Speaker 1: It was a go sign somewhere else. And Chad came

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Speaker 2: All it's brought my family back together.

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Speaker 1: It's brought your family back together. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Of the many things you know about me, maybe near

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Speaker 1: I like to exist in a relationship. That's how I

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Speaker 2: I'd like to get you a football jersey that says

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Speaker 1: Let's start with low bar and let's walk towards wishy

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Speaker 2: I listen. I've been to Las Vegas when the Vikes

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Speaker 2: Gonna tell you something right now, I block you on Sundays.

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Speaker 1: Can I can I double down on that because for me,

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Speaker 1: even knowing that the ceiling might be lower this particular year,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that we do have. We do have the NBA

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Speaker 1: To be very clear, Jamal Murray, four year old. Randy Moss,

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Speaker 2: You're you're throwing stuff out onto a court that could

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing at all. That's

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Speaker 1: You're the King and I love you a lot. Thank

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Speaker 1: Maybe that was the great Chad Daniels joining us here

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Speaker 1: on the first episode of the Tailgate. Remember you can

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Speaker 1: schedule the first seven after New York, given what people

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Speaker 1: did last year, they are not necessarily easy. So we

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Speaker 1: focused on the season with old Dad Chaniels. Now let's

436
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Speaker 1: get into focusing on what's going on with New York.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna jump over in the next part of the show,

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Speaker 1: and like I said, we're gonna talk to Chris DiStefano

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Speaker 1: and Mike Cannon. To lifelong die hard Giants fans, we

440
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 1: are also fantastic comedians. So we will be right back

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Speaker 1: here on the Vikings Tailgate, brought to you by Ticketmaster,

442
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Speaker 1: the official ticket marketplace of the Minnesota Vikings. Joining us

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Speaker 1: to talk all things Giants, ladies and gentlemen, Chris DiStefano

444
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: and Mike Cannon. Boys, I need your perspective on something

445
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 1: because your team delivered my team one of the most

446
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: historic ass kickings in our franchise history, NFC Championship game.

447
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 1: We call it forty one donut. There's a name for

448
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Speaker 1: it in town here. That's like, we have this horrible

449
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 1: celebration of awful moments. I need to know from your perspective.

450
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Speaker 1: Does that game ring as a moment that you ever

451
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 1: think about? Is this one of those things where we

452
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: think about you and you don't think about us, Because

453
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Speaker 1: I mean, moss squirting the water bottle that was a

454
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: wild moment for me as a child.

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Speaker 4: I remember the first half.

456
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Speaker 5: Then I was pretty much out drunk for the rest

457
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Speaker 5: of it, so I remember, so I kind of saw

458
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Speaker 5: the forty one nothing the next morning in the middle

459
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Speaker 5: of a hangover.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm similar.

461
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Speaker 6: I remember trying to use that victory, like I remember

462
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 6: Kerry Collins and all of a sudden he showed up

463
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Speaker 6: and being very exciting. But I was fifteen, and I

464
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 6: think I tried to use the Giant's victory to like

465
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Speaker 6: pick up a girl or something like that, and she

466
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Speaker 6: just couldn't have shown less interest. So I just kind

467
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Speaker 6: of immediately was like, all right, I forgot about that

468
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 6: game pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: That's I forgot. It was Carrie Collins. I mean Carry Colin.

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Speaker 1: Anybody who's in the NFL, that's great, but it's not

471
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Speaker 1: like it was to Eli or even Kurt Warner when

472
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Speaker 1: he was there for a cup of coffee. It was

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Speaker 1: to Carry Collins. Yeah, that feels nice.

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Speaker 4: That hurts the worst. It's like, yeah, you lost forty

475
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Speaker 4: one nothing to a man named Carry. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: He also wasn't Wasn't there some report afterwards where you

477
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Speaker 6: guys tried to make something of signs stealing or like something.

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Speaker 1: Hey, there was no report. There's a lot of people

479
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Speaker 1: well that feel like there was a lot of evidence

480
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Speaker 1: that we could not ever prove. Yeah, that's the sort

481
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: of thing that you could, uh that goes at the

482
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Speaker 1: top of the conspiracy theory sports list. Here's a question

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Speaker 1: for you. How many years has it been since somebody

484
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Speaker 1: has repeated in the NFT East. Hasn't it been like

485
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Speaker 1: twenty years or something?

486
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Speaker 3: Gotta have been.

487
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Speaker 1: I can't imagine what it's like to have Dallas, Philly,

488
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Speaker 1: and Washington on every side. Do you enjoy that insanity?

489
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Speaker 1: Do you like that it's jokers from every side?

490
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Speaker 3: I don't mind that.

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Speaker 6: I mean the thing about New York, though, is it's

492
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Speaker 6: such a it's a destination so people so that we

493
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Speaker 6: have Dallas fans living amongst us, we have Philly fans

494
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Speaker 6: living amongst us. We have a bunch of comedian friends

495
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Speaker 6: that are from Philadelphia that are in New York and

496
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Speaker 6: they are loud about their support. So it's, you know,

497
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Speaker 6: it's it just gets it. It gets confrontational pretty quick.

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah, That's that's the tricky thing with the Packers. They live.

499
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Speaker 1: No one's like I'm gonna build my business in Appleton, Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: They come to Minneapolis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think as New Yorkers, you know, we're just

502
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 5: you know, kind of know that where you know the

503
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 5: best city. And even if we're not winning the NFC East,

504
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 5: it's like, what do you want to live in Dallas?

505
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 5: Who cares win all the champions? It doesn't matter. I

506
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 5: want to go there. They could triple the tax right

507
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 5: in New York.

508
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Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not leaving.

509
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Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem with Dallas is you start to

510
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: I think as you get older. You know, you love

511
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: sports when you're a little kid in a certain way,

512
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: and you love them, I think usually different when you're

513
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: an adult. And then you see the guys who don't

514
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: You're like, I didn't know you could throw a stadium

515
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: chair onto the field right there? Are there are people

516
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: you tend to love them differently. But I think as

517
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: you get older you kind of recognize that the space

518
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: that it takes to be a normal person while also

519
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: loving your team. But one of my I don't know

520
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: if you guys know, Blake Wexler. He's a very funny comic.

521
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: He's out of Philadelphia, and I would argue the sweetest

522
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: human person I've ever met. Until he walks into a

523
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: sporting event, you can't even imagine. The Philly thing is

524
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: a unique beast. And I agree with you. I do

525
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: think it needs to be celebrated. I don't want to

526
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: be a part of it. Yeah, I don't want to

527
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: be I don't even want to be against it. But

528
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: I like from afar. It's like watching Jerry Springer. It's

529
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: on the TV. It's fun to see from a distance.

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00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And it's sad too, because you know, I

531
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Speaker 4: love this country.

532
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Speaker 5: It's sad that our national animal is the ego and

533
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 5: then but also the Philadelphia they have that animal. But

534
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 5: I will say Philly bothers me, but not as much

535
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 5: as Dallas.

536
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Philly, you almost root for them because they're they're

537
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 6: blue collar, they're you know, they're trying to come up.

538
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 6: Dallas has this arrogance and entitlement to their success that

539
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 6: really rubs me the wrong way.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's what it.

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Speaker 1: Is, Mike, Yeah, it's it's and it comes with so

542
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: we we Historically the hail Mary, if you will, The

543
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: term was coined Drew Pearson cheated and pushed off, and

544
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: it was cheating. He cheated, he pushed off they got

545
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: into like so we have. There is a unique level

546
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: of disdain for the cowboys in our area too, and

547
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,400
Speaker 1: that is what it is. I get that you won

548
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: the Super Bowls, it's a long time. It's really the

549
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: guy who's like, do you remember when I ran for

550
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: sixteen hundred yards in high school?

551
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

552
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: But like, dude, you're forty nine. Man, your kids can't read.

553
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: Why don't we focus on that? Ye, here's a question

554
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: for you, because you talked about this on a podcast

555
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: and then everybody was got really upset Chris. But it's

556
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: something that I have said forever. Adults in Jerseys, let

557
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: me give you my view on it, and let me

558
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: see if we're walking the same path here. I think

559
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, when you meet somebody with a

560
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: weird hobby and you're like, that's great. You're into a

561
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: weird thing and you love it so much. But then

562
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: the moment that person is an a hole, you're like, God,

563
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna burn you down, I'm gonna destroy everything. That's

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Speaker 1: how I feel about adults in Jerseys. If you see

565
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Speaker 1: him at a game with their kids high five and like,

566
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Speaker 1: isn't this great?

567
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 5: Jason?

568
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: Like good for you? The moment they do something wrong,

569
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna torture you for this decision.

570
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Speaker 6: That is the best part about it, though, is I

571
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 6: almost look at it as they're giving you the keys

572
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 6: to break their heart, like they're providing all the information

573
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 6: necessary for you to destroy everything that they stand for,

574
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 6: because you know that they don't have much else. If

575
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 6: their rocket, if they have a ton of jerseys, those

576
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 6: people are hanging onto that for dear life. So that

577
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 6: is really they're just open for business if they're if there.

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Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I'll wear a jersey here and there.

579
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Speaker 5: But I kind of I did always kind of feel weird,

580
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Speaker 5: especially now. I mean, I'm forty years old. It's hard

581
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Speaker 5: for me to be like I want to buy it.

582
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Speaker 5: It's it's either I'm buying a jersey of a guy

583
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Speaker 5: who I'm fifteen years older than, or I'm buying the

584
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 5: jersey of a guy who was around my age, who's

585
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 5: doing ten times is.

586
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 4: Better than me in life. So either way, I'm like,

587
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Speaker 4: I don't want to buy it.

588
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 3: Dude, me too.

589
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Speaker 6: There's nothing more off putting than seeing a dude with

590
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Speaker 6: gray hair wearing a jersey.

591
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Speaker 3: They just don't Oh.

592
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this gets over talked about, but you

593
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: when you're young, you can really dismiss the fact that

594
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: guys your age are millionaires because you're like, well, you're

595
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: a you were gifted with a special thing, and someday

596
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: I'll get mine. But then when you're like forty and

597
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: those guys are retired, and you're like, ah, I was

598
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: supposed to have spent this time getting mine.

599
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 4: I literally in my brain.

600
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Speaker 5: I mean I literally turned forty a week or two ago,

601
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Speaker 5: and I swear the other day I was thinking, because

602
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 5: I just thought about the same thought since I've.

603
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 4: Been a kid.

604
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 5: I was thinking, I still have the chance to make

605
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 5: the NBA, even though I haven't played basketball in twenty years.

606
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 5: It's it's not possible, But in my head, I'm like,

607
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 5: because I've always thought that eventually I'll make the NBA,

608
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 5: because I've bet, you know, because I played on the

609
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 5: high school beateam.

610
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Speaker 1: That makes me actually feel better about myself because every

611
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: time I would go in a gym to shoot jumpers,

612
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: it was never just like I'm shooting jumpers. It was like, ah, no, no, no,

613
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: I could get that one, like you said, like, and

614
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: then you start fantasizing you're like, all it would take

615
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: is me, Like, what happens if somebody is there, somebody

616
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: up there watching. You have that fantasy that somebody sees

617
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: you hit threes because you know you can't play defense

618
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: in the league, but they're like, you can hit. Look

619
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: at this dude. Put him in the corner. He hit

620
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: a big three. He's used to being in front of people.

621
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: This is this makes sense.

622
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 6: The amount of times that I shot around in my

623
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 6: front driveway while keeping an eye on the road for

624
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 6: a college scout to drive by slowly. It's such a

625
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 6: humiliating amount.

626
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: It's like stand up comedy too.

627
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 5: It's like you like, we'll be doing a show wherever

628
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 5: at a club in New York and then well, you know,

629
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 5: somebody will be like, oh man, right after you left,

630
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 5: you know, Louis c k walked in and you and

631
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that could have been my chance, Like

632
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 5: what is he going to do? See my stand up

633
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 5: and be like, hey, you know what, I want to

634
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 5: give you the money, all the money that I made

635
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 5: on Louie and all my specials.

636
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 4: I want to give it to you.

637
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 5: I want to give you the money and give you

638
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 5: the credit. Like we have these warp images of what

639
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 5: people can even do for us.

640
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: I wonder if you get older, like, because there is

641
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: a point where you naturally, even if you were like

642
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: I was the aged as well as Tom Brady, you

643
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: get to the point where, like I would clearly be retired.

644
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: Now do you think your brain transitions into be like

645
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: and obviously I would coach. Do you think you transition

646
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: into that part of it?

647
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: I already have.

648
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 6: I've been looking for exit plans from comedy, so I'm

649
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 6: considering doing high school coaching at some point. But Lebron

650
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 6: is I don't know about you guys, but Lebron is

651
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 6: literally my last bastion of hope in terms of feeling

652
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Speaker 6: a connection to pro sports. The fact that he's thirty nine,

653
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Speaker 6: almost forty, the exact same age as me, and I'm

654
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Speaker 6: just like, well, he's still playing, so I could.

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Speaker 3: I could probably, you know, I could get out there

656
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:36,959
Speaker 3: for ten minutes.

657
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Speaker 4: If Lebron can do it's so can I?

658
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

659
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: Very obviously, very obviously. I mean it's a movie that

660
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: screwed my You guys are Knicks fans, so this will

661
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: connect or you'll hate it. But I like the movie

662
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Speaker 1: Eddie to me, Yes, that was like cemented into my brain.

663
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Speaker 1: For I was like, well, Eddie, I mean, anything's possible

664
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Speaker 1: if Eddie happened. I had like, you don't realize how

665
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: niche of a movie that is. And until you're a

666
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: little older, Like you remember Eddie where whoopies the coach

667
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: of the Knicks, Like, what the hell are you talking about?

668
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: It's not a movie.

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Speaker 6: There's an image from that movie that is stuck in

670
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Speaker 6: my head till now, and I hadn't thought of it

671
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 6: in a long time, but the horse walking on the

672
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 6: court in sneakers. Dude, that image of the owner out

673
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 6: there with his cowboy hat and the horse like.

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Speaker 3: That is just etched in my brain.

675
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Speaker 5: Old school Larry Johnson, grandmama Larry Johnson was seized. Yeah,

676
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Speaker 5: and we're ten years older than he was, right now.

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Speaker 1: That's right. He seemed so old. Let's talk a little

678
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Speaker 1: bit about the game. We have a hard schedule to

679
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: start the year, and everybody is free, like, you gotta

680
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: get this one. This is the wind. They're not like

681
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: they have built the giants up as like if you're

682
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Speaker 1: gonna get one, you get this one. If you don't

683
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: get this one, you might as well just walk out

684
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Speaker 1: into the ocean is are you, But we are kind

685
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: of slated over on our end as having a tough

686
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: year with our division having out and better and Kirk

687
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: being gone, and so are you guys looking at it

688
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: the same way, like, well, if we can't get this one,

689
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: what the hell are we gonna do?

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know, obviously Saquon Barklay, you know, leaving

691
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 5: going to the Eagles.

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Speaker 4: That hurts and sucks. But I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm one of those guys. I just have faith in

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Speaker 5: Daniel Jones. I don't nobody else does.

695
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Speaker 4: But I do.

696
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 5: I drafted him in my fantasy draft two days ago, and.

697
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 4: The crowd what nuts.

698
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 5: They could not believe that I took him, and I

699
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 5: was like, I'm a loyal New Yorker, dude.

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Speaker 4: I think Daniel Jones is gonna be the MVP.

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Speaker 1: That's that's so endearing.

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Speaker 3: I think it's all about the beard.

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Speaker 1: You're like the dad who has to draft all Ohio

704
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Speaker 1: State players because that's his favorite college team. Like, I

705
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: don't think you should have taken Injigba in the first round.

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Speaker 1: That's not what anybody had ranked.

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Speaker 6: I love Chris has so much faith though, because that's

708
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 6: like the opposite of the New York media, and it's

709
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 6: so indicative of some of the New York fans though.

710
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Speaker 6: It's like we'll ride it to the to the wheels

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Speaker 6: fall off, man, let's go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys?

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Speaker 1: Is there a big split like that where because the

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00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: media is the way it is, are there some fans

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Speaker 1: that are like, I don't want to hear it. Daniel

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Speaker 1: Jones is the first ballot, like, don't don't tell me this. Like,

717
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Speaker 1: and here's the thing. I would say, in most fan

718
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: bases you'd be like, that's a loaded But in your guys'

719
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: fan bases, you've twice as wild card, run through the playoffs,

720
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Speaker 1: won a super Bowl, one time you beat an undefeated

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00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: super team. Like there's it's like you have the unfortunate AMMO.

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Speaker 1: For the psychology of that.

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Speaker 5: I can understand Daniel Jones, like the conversation there, But

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Speaker 5: I mean the people that try to look Mike and

725
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Speaker 5: I in the face and tell us Eli Manning is

726
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Speaker 5: in a Hall of Famer, where like, are you out

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Speaker 5: of your mind?

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Speaker 4: Dude?

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00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That people still even bring that up. Yes, he's a

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Speaker 5: Hall of He's a Hall of Famer. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 5: he's he's the only part. I mean, he's he's amazing,

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Speaker 5: He's a Hall of Famer, and he's got the face

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Speaker 5: of a toddler.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 1: When you watch the fact that all those Mannings are now,

737
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: you know, titans of industry. You do look at Eli

738
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Speaker 1: and it's in possible not to like him, where you're like,

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00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: oh god, he's by far was the least Peyton was

740
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Speaker 1: obviously the most popular, like it got all the attention,

741
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: and he clearly has that little brother like I'm just

742
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna be like funny and kind of weird and mean.

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00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: He's got that vibe to him. It's impossible not to

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00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: like him.

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Speaker 6: He has maybe the best dumb poker face on planet Earth, too,

746
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 6: and that clearly comes from just getting tortured by his

747
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 6: older brother and him not just showing weakness. He's like,

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00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 6: all right, if I just stay stoic and dumbfaced, he'll

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Speaker 6: eventually walk away from frustration.

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Speaker 1: I saw this thing. They had some stupid graphic online

751
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: where they had the highest winning percentage in NFL history,

752
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: and they ranked him one all the way to thirty two,

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Speaker 1: and the Vikings were way up. I think they were

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Speaker 1: like six or something all time. But then what they

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00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: did underneath the win percentages is they put the amount

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Speaker 1: of super Bowls, but they actually put the like the

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00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: little Lombardi a Lombardi, a Lombardi, So all the top

758
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: twelve teams, multiple Lombardies, Vikings zero, So that hurts. And

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00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: then you scroll all the way down. You guys have

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Speaker 1: a historically low win percentage, but a hilarious amount of

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Speaker 1: super Bowls to go with it. It's like you drive

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Speaker 1: into a bad neighborhood and you're like, are there six?

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00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: Are there six lexuses in that driveway? Like it's it

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Speaker 1: is the thing that I would as a Viking fan

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Speaker 1: who We've won a lot of games forever, I'm so

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Speaker 1: jealous of that. Does that does it carry the years

767
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Speaker 1: of losing those titles? Does it get through them or

768
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: does it make it worse when you don't get more

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00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: of them?

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Speaker 6: I mean, I personally, I could go my whole life

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Speaker 6: without another super Bowl. Those two super Bowls led by

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Speaker 6: Eli Manning were at such a perfect point in my

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Speaker 6: life that I'm good, I'm held over forever.

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Speaker 4: I agree.

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Speaker 5: I kind of feel like as long as the Giants

776
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Speaker 5: get in the playoffs, I know that just we're just

777
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 5: all confident that they can do anything because of what

778
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 5: they've done. It's the opposite of the Cowboys. The Cowboys

779
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 5: are just like, oh yeah, we're good in the regular

780
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 5: season and then fall apart. But I'd rather be I'd

781
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 5: rather be the Giants, where we just i mean, you're

782
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 5: just kind of mad at them for about four months.

783
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 5: You're just angry with them, and then they pull it together.

784
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 5: It's like a It's like, you know, like a kid

785
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 5: who's doing bad in school and then at the end

786
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 5: he's just banging, just gets a hundred, you know.

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Speaker 1: On somebody who's just a killer at test.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and he doesn't. We were like, yeah, but you.

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Speaker 1: Crushed it, all right. Tell me tell me about the

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Speaker 1: special Gang, Mike, tell me where we can get it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So it's at YouTube dot com slash Chris d

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Speaker 6: Comedy Chris.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: This is his first production he did.

795
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Speaker 6: He's doing me a huge solid by putting it up

796
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 6: on his YouTube and we filmed it at at New

797
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 6: York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: It's a I'm really pumped about it.

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Speaker 6: It's a really good hour and uh it looks beautiful

800
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 6: directed by Nicole Lyons, and uh, yeah, I'm just super stoked.

801
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 5: Mike absolutely destroyed, like genuinely like he crushed.

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Speaker 4: So watch it. It's it's an amazing special.

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Speaker 5: And and you for me go to Christycomedy dot com

804
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 5: for all my dates. I'm up there on YouTube dot

805
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 5: com slash Christy Comedy to see Mike Kennon special.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you guys are the best. We really appreciate you

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Speaker 1: spending a few minutes with us.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Thanks man, Thank you Bro.

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Speaker 1: Thanks again to all of our great guests today, Chad Daniels,

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00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: Christy Stefano, and Mike Cannon. We really appreciate them joining

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Speaker 1: the show. Please check out their Netflix specials, check out

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00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: their YouTube specials, check out their road dates. They're great,

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00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: They're fantastic. Finally, thank you again to Ticketmaster, the official

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00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: ticket marketplace of the Minnesota Vikings. We appreciate you supporting

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Speaker 1: the show and we will see all of you again

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Speaker 1: next week