Speaker 1: Okop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry,
Speaker 1: and John I got a little little spicy spice to
Speaker 1: start off with a hot one. Yes, so this is
Speaker 1: uh uh no Sean Evans. So this one is from
Speaker 1: two X chromosomes. Okay, And it's just a short little story, yeah,
Speaker 1: almost a haiku.
Speaker 2: Why do men? That's it? Why do men?
Speaker 1: That's a philosophical one. Philosophical to be or not to be?
Speaker 1: To do men or not to do? Literally, just woke
Speaker 1: up to a long string of snaps from a guy
Speaker 1: I've been talking to, jacking off and just pictures of
Speaker 1: his dick at different angles. Needless to say, I blocked
Speaker 1: him immediately. However, this isn't the first time I've gotten
Speaker 1: unsolicited dick pics videos. Why men constantly think it's appropriate
Speaker 1: and think we'll like them outside of a sexting situation
Speaker 1: boggles my mind. There's not a woman I know that
Speaker 1: enjoys waking up seeing a phone screen full of dick
Speaker 1: from some dude they barely know. I need some coffee
Speaker 1: and Thailand all. Have a good morning, y'all.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I mean, I've never understood the unsolicited dick pick.
Speaker 2: It truly makes no sense.
Speaker 1: There is a time and a place for a Dick pic,
Speaker 1: and it's after being asked for one. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: just send that shit out like a Christmas card.
Speaker 2: For the whole world.
Speaker 1: See, not friends and family, no, no, not the family,
Speaker 1: not you know, the President of the United States. Only
Speaker 1: people that ask So unless the president is asking for it,
Speaker 1: you know, shouldn't send it.
Speaker 2: That would be interesting. I mean, who knows what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how many Dick picks Obama gets.
Speaker 2: You know, honestly, probably a lot.
Speaker 1: He is a looker, he is the pent of the
Speaker 1: United States. He's got the power, and he's got the looks.
Speaker 1: He's got a voice like gold. That man, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it gets a lot of Dick pics.
Speaker 2: If he asked for one for me, I would say it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's your goddamn freaking national rights. If
Speaker 1: you're a true blooded American, David, your obligation. You're the president.
Speaker 2: You're not a patriot. If you do not send dick
Speaker 2: pick to the president, that's patriot.
Speaker 1: You gotta stand tall, both yourself and the little man downstairs.
Speaker 2: And remember you're Johnson, not Lyndon B. Johnson. Though