WEBVTT - EP27: r/AskReddit - Why do Men... Just Why Do Men?

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<v Speaker 1>Okop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry,

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<v Speaker 1>and John I got a little little spicy spice to

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<v Speaker 1>start off with a hot one. Yes, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>uh uh no Sean Evans. So this one is from

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<v Speaker 1>two X chromosomes. Okay, And it's just a short little story, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>almost a haiku.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do men? That's it? Why do men?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a philosophical one. Philosophical to be or not to be?

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<v Speaker 1>To do men or not to do? Literally, just woke

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<v Speaker 1>up to a long string of snaps from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>I've been talking to, jacking off and just pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>his dick at different angles. Needless to say, I blocked

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<v Speaker 1>him immediately. However, this isn't the first time I've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>unsolicited dick pics videos. Why men constantly think it's appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>and think we'll like them outside of a sexting situation

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<v Speaker 1>boggles my mind. There's not a woman I know that

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<v Speaker 1>enjoys waking up seeing a phone screen full of dick

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<v Speaker 1>from some dude they barely know. I need some coffee

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<v Speaker 1>and Thailand all. Have a good morning, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, I mean, I've never understood the unsolicited dick pick.

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<v Speaker 2>It truly makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a time and a place for a Dick pic,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's after being asked for one. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just send that shit out like a Christmas card.

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<v Speaker 2>For the whole world.

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<v Speaker 1>See, not friends and family, no, no, not the family,

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<v Speaker 1>not you know, the President of the United States. Only

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<v Speaker 1>people that ask So unless the president is asking for it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, shouldn't send it.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be interesting. I mean, who knows what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder how many Dick picks Obama gets.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, honestly, probably a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a looker, he is the pent of the

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<v Speaker 1>United States. He's got the power, and he's got the looks.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a voice like gold. That man, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>it gets a lot of Dick pics.

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<v Speaker 2>If he asked for one for me, I would say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's your goddamn freaking national rights. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a true blooded American, David, your obligation. You're the president.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a patriot. If you do not send dick

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<v Speaker 2>pick to the president, that's patriot.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta stand tall, both yourself and the little man downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember you're Johnson, not Lyndon B. Johnson. Though