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Speaker 2: To download it.

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Speaker 1: So, Michael, Honey, if you're listening, welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's time.

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Speaker 1: Oh and don't forget to follow the podcast too. All right,

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Speaker 1: the show starts. Now.

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Speaker 4: You've heard of TMI too much information. Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 4: It is a day ruiner. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: You're really good at it here, though not today.

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Speaker 4: Today we're giving you bi barely enough information with our

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Speaker 4: groundbreaking segments headlines all I will read you a giant

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Speaker 1: They're never giant news stories. It's like an escaped hamster

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Speaker 4: That's the big stuff right now, Brooke, everybody needs to know.

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Speaker 4: But just barely enough. Your first headline. Submarine captain gets

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Speaker 1: You that I had so many questions about the scuds.

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Speaker 4: That's too bad. We're already on to our next headline.

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Speaker 4: Starbucks changed their coffee blend in May and no one noticed.

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Speaker 4: Well maybe we were all too busy watching a video

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, I think we should get a video of

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Speaker 4: No time, We're onto our next headline.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to yell them?

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Speaker 5: All?

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Speaker 4: Horses are much more intelligent than we previously thought.

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Speaker 1: You know, I literally saw this headline and did not

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Speaker 4: But I'm sure you wondered are they mensa level? I

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Speaker 4: We're on to our next and final headline. Cinnabon announces

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Speaker 4: a limited time collab with Warheads.

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 1: You can't do headlines only and then provide a picture.

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Speaker 6: Of what it's literally picture fell from the sky.

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Speaker 1: It's a Cinnabon croll covered in.

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Speaker 4: Much information for headlines?

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine that the picture?

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Speaker 4: Well, you asking that question was all the time we

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Speaker 4: have for headlines only. The questions only with Jacob our

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Speaker 4: shot collar question of the day no headlines, just questions.

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Speaker 4: Give it to us.

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Speaker 3: I've had this date circled on my calendar for months.

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Speaker 3: It's a day more festive than Christmas, the fourth of

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Speaker 3: July and WrestleMania combined. That's impossible because toy is the birthday.

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Speaker 3: Have not one, but two legends of history talking about

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Speaker 3: Chicago Rapper Chief Keif Yeah and former French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking, the big two.

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Speaker 1: Chief about him?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, they have so much in common, they're practically twins.

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Speaker 3: I bet none of us could even tell them apart.

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Speaker 3: That's why today we're gonna celebrate these two global icons

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Speaker 3: on their birthdays with a special who said it? Chief

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Speaker 3: Keith for Napoleon edition of plenty of twenty impossible. I know, Jeff,

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Speaker 3: We'll start with the woman who actually went to a

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Here's your quote? So much cash that my pockets look pregnant.

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Speaker 3: They all know I'm knocked up.

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Speaker 3: Who said that? Napoleon or rapper? Chief Keith?

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Speaker 3: So much? Cash? That my bulk is look pregnant? They

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Speaker 3: We'll see how it goes to the next one. Here

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Speaker 3: you go, Brooke, women are nothing but machines for producing children.

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Speaker 3: Who said it Napoleon? Her Chief Keith?

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, Napoleon?

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Speaker 3: Seriously, we're over to Jose. Here's your quote. You don't

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Speaker 2: We're all laughing.

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Speaker 3: Would you like it in French or English?

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Speaker 2: Please? In French? Thank you.

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Speaker 3: You don't reason with intellectuals, you shoot them. Jose said Napoleon.

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Speaker 3: That is yes, jee.

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Speaker 1: There's no lyrical flow to that statement.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how you guys are getting these all right,

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Speaker 3: I almost did it. Let's go to Jeffrey. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 3: I'm a king and I ain't never bowing down that

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Speaker 1: Napoleon would have been so much more likable if he

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Speaker 4: Up because yeah, sure, yeah, give me a Chief Keith

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey says, Chief Keith. That is.

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Speaker 3: We're through round one. We're back to Alexis. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 3: I don't trust nobody. Gotta keep that pistol on me.

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Speaker 3: Now listen, now, wait, who said it, Chief Keith, Napoleon

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Speaker 3: was tough. I have to tell you. This was Chief Keith.

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Speaker 3: Ye surprising. What's going to Brook? Here's your quote? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You ever take it off any sweet chumps? Definitely Napoleon dynamite.

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Speaker 3: Napoleon dynamite. That's correct. All right, Jose, I have one

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Speaker 3: quote left. You get this right? You Brooke and Jeffrey win.

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Speaker 3: If you get it wrong, only Brook and Jeffrey win.

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Speaker 3: Here's your way win, all right? Who said this? We

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Speaker 1: We're all in the gutter, but some of us are

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Speaker 3: Your options are Chief Keith and Napoleon Dynamite. Only those two.

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Speaker 2: Napoleon. You're confusing me, but I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Go chief Key, Jose said Chief Keith. That is yes,

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Speaker 3: that's correct. That means brook Jeffrey and Hose they have

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Speaker 4: Of plenty of twenty, and that means Alexis is left

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Speaker 1: This is old school. So yeah, okay, everybody get up,

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Speaker 1: it's time to slay now jam go in down.

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Speaker 2: Basketball.

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Speaker 3: I know we joke all up, but that might have

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Speaker 4: Ever severely butchered. Shock Collar. Question of the day, Chief Keeper,

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Speaker 4: We're into your phones have in just a few minutes,

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Speaker 4: Brookie Jeffrey in the morning. One of the most unnerving

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Speaker 1: That's super dramatic.

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Speaker 4: Jah, that is bad, but it was said it was

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Speaker 1: But it was just like casual the way you brought

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Speaker 4: That is bad. But it was even weirder for one

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Speaker 4: And even worse was finding out what they were secretly doing.

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Speaker 4: in a brand new mass speaker.

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Speaker 8: You confession.

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Speaker 3: I can't take back ow arms.

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Speaker 4: Mouse speaker text to seventy eight five niney two says,

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Speaker 4: as a kid, I remember my mom was talking on

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Speaker 4: That's just silly talk. Brooks told me many times. The

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Speaker 4: only place that should decide our reproductive future is the

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Speaker 9: Yeah, oh, God with you, that's just what Brooks said.

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Speaker 1: You couldnot say that they want to.

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Speaker 4: Take control by sharing a secret that they have with

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Speaker 4: the world. He's chosen to go by Tony is his

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Speaker 4: fake name, Tony. Welcome the show.

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Speaker 1: Is the President, Tony, I'm shook right now, you're not.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we need to cut Jeff's mic off.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready to be honest, Tony?

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Speaker 8: I'm ready. I'm ready.

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Speaker 4: All right, man, voice changer is on. You are the

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Speaker 8: Yeah. So a few years ago, I was living in

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Speaker 1: What is done?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 4: Else's gross?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? It is pretty gross.

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Speaker 4: I don't want my siblings coming over and messing around

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Speaker 8: My apartment needs to be fumigated because they found bedbugs everywhere.

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Speaker 8: I told them, Yeah, they're in the beds, the couches,

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Speaker 4: Where is it safe?

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Speaker 8: They're in the alcohol?

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Speaker 8: Yeah right, Yeah, I mean my parents were nice and

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Speaker 4: Well, the entire goal was to get your sister to

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Speaker 8: I don't know. They've never messed with it. And I

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Speaker 1: So and honestly, a fumigation wouldn't have stopped me as

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Speaker 2: B's like, all right, got a decontamination suit.

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Speaker 1: Hop in. I'm guessing you didn't give your sister the

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Speaker 8: I did not. I didn't. If I needed to see

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Speaker 4: Get her to like fool around in her car like

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Speaker 5: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, we call a mom and present her with an

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Speaker 4: I'm just not sure as a parent she's going to

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it is for a good cause, though. You're

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Speaker 4: on the twenty. Hello, Hi, is this Andrea Reed?

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Speaker 7: Is is she uses?

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Speaker 4: My name is George Villain. I'm sorry to call you

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Speaker 4: like this, but I got your number from mister Harror.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's a director at the Village Theater.

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Speaker 7: Uh huh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So look I saw your son, Nathan and his

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, thank you.

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Speaker 9: Yes, he worked so hard and he like it's his passion.

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Speaker 9: He loved it since he was literally he's been like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet he was doing little musical numbers in

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Speaker 4: the womb even that was funny. You can use that.

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Speaker 4: Just tell people that he was doing it.

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Speaker 7: Ok Thanks?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay. Well, and the reason I'm calling is I

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Speaker 4: actually have an acting job that would pay Nathan over

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Speaker 7: What, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually for the local charity blood drive.

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Speaker 7: Oh I think he's too little to give blood, isn't he?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, he doesn't have to give any blood. It's

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Speaker 4: just we're kicking off this big push to get people

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Speaker 7: You hur you want him to stand in front of.

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Speaker 4: What, just stand in front of the donation van, kind

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Speaker 4: of looking sick, walking around, maybe with a little limp

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Speaker 7: Mister suggested us for this.

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Speaker 4: He didn't know exactly what the job was. I just

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Speaker 4: if you're worried about how Nathan's gonna appear, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: more pale. I don't you know, really sell it. We'll

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Speaker 7: I mean, I know how important blood donation is. I

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, there is gonna be something else. Because that's

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Speaker 4: You can just have his eyes closed for it. We'll

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Speaker 7: I don't. I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're really just trying to pull up people's heartstrings

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but the thing is that it's awful and it's

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Speaker 4: Look, I hear what you're saying, but if you think

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Speaker 7: I mean, but you're not hurting anybody.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it sounds like you're on the fence, but maybe

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Speaker 4: this would change your mind, you know. Macaulay Culkin, Big

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think this is gonna be a really

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Speaker 7: This is not exactly what we had in mind for him,

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Speaker 7: Like you like, for fun, he's having a good time.

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Speaker 7: We're thinking like like musicals and plays, and I hear you.

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Speaker 4: We we could turn it into a musical, give him

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Speaker 4: that he needs blood no, and then he falls down,

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Speaker 7: Is that what you're thinking, No, that's that's not what

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Speaker 4: Well, this is disappointing because your little sister Gigi said

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Speaker 4: Nathan would definitely be up for doing this.

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Speaker 7: My little sister, jeez, do you.

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Speaker 4: She said that Nathan would totally beg for blood after

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Speaker 4: we do this prank phone call on what Yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: it's a prank. My name is My name is jeff

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Speaker 4: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 4: we're doing a phone tap on you. It was your

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Speaker 4: sister gg's idea. She said, she loves it when she

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Speaker 4: So you bought it. You actually thought that it was

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Speaker 7: Yes, I bought it.

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Speaker 2: I believe I'm usually some crazy agency'd be like, yeah.

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Speaker 7: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Gig thought it was good. I know she

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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, she's so terrible.

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Speaker 5: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday morning on

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Speaker 4: If an X of yours is spreading rumors about you,

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Speaker 4: we all always say, don't stoop to their level. You

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Speaker 4: is success. That's true, just kidding. If they go low,

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Speaker 3: And it doesn't get any lower.

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Speaker 4: Than coming onto the radio for some quality advice. And

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Speaker 4: know what the drama is. WHOA After she finds out, though,

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Speaker 4: It's a brand new textual healing. We're gonna do it next.

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Speaker 4: Text you will Healing, Text you wal Do you have

450
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Speaker 4: an important text to send but aren't sure what to write?

451
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: This is a good infomercial for this segment.

452
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could do the safe thing and ask a

453
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 4: trusted friend or even chat GPT for advice. Sure, or

454
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Speaker 4: hear me out. You could take a giant risk and

455
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Speaker 4: seek help from a group of radio people with a

456
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Speaker 4: combined dieque of seven and see how that goes for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who reached out?

458
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Speaker 4: We got a woman named Susan on the line who's

459
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Speaker 4: looking for some tender textual healing from us. Susan is

460
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Speaker 4: my mom's name, so I'm really hoping it's not her

461
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Speaker 4: asking how do I get my son to respond? Talk

462
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Speaker 4: to Susan here? Find out who this is?

463
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Speaker 8: Mom?

464
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Speaker 4: Is that you?

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Speaker 10: No, I'm not your mom.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean if it was your mom, she would

467
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Speaker 1: have interrupted about three minutes ago.

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Speaker 4: Susan, We're happy to have you on the phone and

469
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Speaker 4: happy to try and help you with your situation textual,

470
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Speaker 4: So tell us what's going on.

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Speaker 10: So I went out on a few dates with this

472
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Speaker 10: new guy and I thought it was going really well. Okay,

473
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Speaker 10: after like the fourth date, I just got to text

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Speaker 10: from him and it said something like, sorry, this isn't

475
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Speaker 10: gonna work out. I know one of your exes.

476
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Speaker 1: Oh oh, and that didn't come up in any of

477
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Speaker 1: the other dates.

478
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Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I mean I texted him right back. I

479
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 10: was like, well, who are you talking about? And he

480
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Speaker 10: didn't respond.

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Speaker 1: So then did you text all your exes in your

482
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Speaker 1: phone and say.

483
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Speaker 4: That doesn't come across crazy at all?

484
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Speaker 3: No?

485
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Speaker 10: I just texted that guy again. I was like, hey,

486
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Speaker 10: let's talk about it. You know, maybe he's lying about something,

487
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 10: like I don't know who you're even referring to.

488
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Speaker 1: It's interesting that you automatically think your exes said something bad.

489
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Speaker 10: Well, you just never know.

490
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Speaker 4: So have you said anything else? Have you figured out

491
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Speaker 4: who he's talking about?

492
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Speaker 10: I still haven't gotten a response from him.

493
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Speaker 4: Oh nothing.

494
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Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I want an answer. I don't want

495
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Speaker 10: to just drop this whole thing, Like, is there something

496
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Speaker 10: I have to defend myself for? Like I have no idea.

497
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Speaker 1: Did you do a deep dive into social media to

498
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Speaker 1: see like where he's been, Like if you could have

499
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: crossed pathsted half to follow each other and he told.

500
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm just so in my head about it like

501
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 10: that totally makes sense, not that you're saying that. But

502
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Speaker 10: I didn't even get that far. It's been like ruminating.

503
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Speaker 4: He came right to us for help, which is the

504
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 4: smart decision.

505
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Speaker 1: So that makes great relationship choices.

506
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Speaker 4: Now you want us to text this guy who's suddenly

507
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 4: ghosting you and get him to respond, right, all right,

508
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 4: so what did we say?

509
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: All right? I already got this dis ease.

510
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 6: Immediately make up some wild story and apologize for it.

511
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,199
Speaker 6: Must have heard that I did this, this, this, and this,

512
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Speaker 6: and I cheated on one hundred guys.

513
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Speaker 4: It's not true.

514
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Speaker 2: It was only fifty.

515
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Speaker 6: That way, you break the eyes, he laughs, It goes,

516
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Speaker 6: what are you talking about?

517
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Speaker 2: And then you're like kidding. I just wanted to get

518
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Speaker 2: you to respond.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 4: You don't know about that. You can always threaten him

521
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Speaker 4: with legal action. I learned that one from Brook.

522
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Speaker 1: I've never dated anybody that I could get money out

523
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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 4: Well, just alone gets them to respond.

525
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Speaker 1: But I think you definitely have to take a humor

526
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Speaker 1: angle in order to get a response.

527
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Speaker 4: I disagree. I think the method I prefer is the

528
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Speaker 4: international hostage negotiation method, which works ninety nine of the time.

529
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Speaker 1: Were you going to take.

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Speaker 5: You just?

531
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just say I've got this thing hostage and

532
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Speaker 4: I will give it back to you for said information.

533
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Speaker 3: You know what.

534
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Speaker 1: It's always good to leave that in a text thread

535
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Speaker 1: Hostage situations blackmail, definitely, Yeah.

536
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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know how long this has been.

537
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Speaker 4: It just sounds like he's not responding to her. How

538
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: long has this been going on?

539
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Speaker 10: At least a week and a half.

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Speaker 1: That's a long time.

541
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Speaker 4: Okay.

542
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Speaker 1: I think you come back and you say, like, okay,

543
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Speaker 1: which one is it? Is it lactose Todd or big

544
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Speaker 1: vote Billy? I mean, like come up with like some

545
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: stupid nicknames for some exes.

546
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Speaker 4: Like that in I don't think that's a terrible idea, Brook,

547
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Speaker 4: but I do think at a week and a half

548
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 4: we're kind of past the humor stage.

549
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: To be more serious, Like you need a text like, hey,

550
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: I actually really need to know who this is so

551
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Speaker 1: that they don't ruin more future relationships for me.

552
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Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds kind of boring.

553
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: You didn't want funny?

554
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Speaker 4: I mean, hear me out with the hostage thing. Okay, Susan,

555
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 4: your hostage can be literally anything that you have that

556
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 4: remotely belongs to the guy. If you have like a

557
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 4: hoodie or an embarrassing photo of him that you were

558
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 4: threatening to put online.

559
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Speaker 1: Okay, watch it with a photo threat.

560
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Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be that serious. But Susan, do

561
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Speaker 4: you have any hostage quality bait that we could throw

562
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Speaker 4: out there and see if he responds to it.

563
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Speaker 10: I'm trying to think because, like I said, we only

564
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Speaker 10: went on a few dates. But you wait, wait, oh no,

565
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Speaker 10: I actually I have his snowboard. Yeah yeah, I mean

566
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Speaker 10: like we were meeting up so where we changed cars,

567
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Speaker 10: and I think, you.

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00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 4: Okay, this is good.

569
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Speaker 1: All you have to write is like, oh my god,

570
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: I have your snowboard, tell me which X you're talking to,

571
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: and I'll drop it off my ex's house.

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00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 3: But because.

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Speaker 4: That would devastate a snowboardpensive No.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 1: The thing is then you find out the guy's name,

576
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Speaker 1: and it makes sense that you would know to drop

577
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Speaker 1: it off at the ex's house. Yeah, it makes it

578
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: more fun, It doesn't make you crazy.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I'll give it a shot.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you have just tricked a whole room into making

581
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Speaker 2: a ransom call.

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Speaker 4: That's what we can make it, you know, not sound

583
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Speaker 4: very threatening. You just say like, hey, I was cleaning

584
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 4: out my car and I found your snowboard. Yeah yeah,

585
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to fit in my garbage can. How

586
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 4: far does this thing ben?

587
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, Okay, let me type that up really quick.

588
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Speaker 1: Okay, not the ben part about dropping it off at

589
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: your ex's house. Okay, don't tell.

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Speaker 4: Don't let anybody tell you what you can and can't

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00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 4: text to somebody.

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Speaker 6: What if she's vague and says something like, hey, I'm

593
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 6: pretty sure you left your snowboard in the back of

594
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Speaker 6: my car.

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Speaker 2: It looks pretty expensive.

596
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Speaker 4: Something like that. I don't know, Susan, where have you

597
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 4: have you texted yet?

598
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 10: I did just send the text real quick.

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00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so it's okay, what does it say.

601
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Speaker 10: It was kind of like you were saying before, like

602
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 10: I'm cleaning out my car, I noticed your snowboard is

603
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 10: still here.

604
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I can drive it off of my exes.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, that was the whole thing we were doing.

606
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 4: Yes, we're totally well, hold on, we're just seeing if

607
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 4: he responds to the snowboard bait.

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00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 10: First, yeah, and then I like I mentioned like I

609
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 10: might just get rid of it. If you don't come

610
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 10: get it there.

611
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 4: There you go create some urgency.

612
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Speaker 1: You're not going to find it. Okay, okay, we're trying

613
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: to get an Ye. All we need to know is

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Speaker 1: w the X.

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Speaker 10: Oh wait okay, hold on, So he just responded, Okay,

616
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 10: he's like, WHOA, don't throw it away? Can I swing

617
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 10: by and pick it up?

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Speaker 4: Okay? So what I see now, now that we've gone

619
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Speaker 4: him on the line, all you have to write is

620
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Speaker 4: I'll leave it for you only if you tell me

621
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Speaker 4: which of my exes you know, and what they said and.

622
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: What they said. You think they'll give it to you

623
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: right away if you do that, Just so, I.

624
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 10: Mean, even if he doesn't, if you hear the name,

625
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 10: you probably can assume what that ax would say about you.

626
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 8: Right.

627
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: That's a good point.

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00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so have you written anything, Susan, Yes, I'd

629
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Speaker 4: put I'll.

630
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 10: Leave the snowboard on my porch for you, but only

631
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 10: if you tell me which of my exes you know.

632
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good start, real trade. Yeah.

633
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: Should you put the imog like where it's like looking,

634
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: you know, with the one modicule spectacle? Not necessary?

635
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 4: Depends if he's over sixty if you would get that reference.

636
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 4: But we got to go to break really quick, and

637
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 4: hopefully when we come back we'll get some answers on

638
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 4: which of your ex boyfriends is blocking you in your

639
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 4: dating life with more textual healing right after this for

640
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 4: just joining us. We're in the middle of textual healing

641
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 4: with Susan, who is trying to get some answers from

642
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 4: a guy that basically said he can't date her anymore

643
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 4: because he knows one of her exes. Is a little

644
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 4: cryptic because he didn't say what X it was or

645
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 4: why does he have like just a stance against dating somebody.

646
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 6: Is there a story or is it like I don't

647
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 6: date anyone that knows.

648
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: My friend I've ever met in my life.

649
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 4: We've been trying to help her figure that out with

650
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 4: the tried and true hostage method.

651
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: We've tried this before, Jeff in my private life.

652
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 4: I've tried it and it is true. It works. Right now,

653
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 4: she is holding this guy's snowboard hostage because he left

654
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 4: it in her car and she's agreed to leave it

655
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Speaker 4: out for him to collect in exchange for the information

656
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 4: that she wants.

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Speaker 6: It really feels handing him a brown envelope like a

658
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Speaker 6: ransom exchange.

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00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah right, we typed out like cut out magazine levels.

660
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Speaker 4: It feels good.

661
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, right now all we've asked for is the exes

662
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: because we don't even know that, right.

663
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 4: We're going to start there, Susan has He responded.

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Speaker 1: He wrote back, why are you hesitant? Why an't you

665
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Speaker 1: happy to know?

666
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: Well?

667
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 10: No, I mean it makes sense now, So like I

668
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 10: got the answer I needed, and we're good for your help.

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Speaker 4: We want to know what he said.

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00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like you're aboarding the mission now.

671
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 4: Now we're invested in this, like we want to know.

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Speaker 1: Who was it?

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Speaker 2: So you did some stuff.

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00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 4: I can tell Wait, you don't want to tell us.

675
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

676
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: Did you do something bad? Or is it embarrassing?

677
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

678
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: Uh both, we've all been there in this room. It's fine.

679
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 4: How bad could it be?

680
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 10: Basically a few years ago, I may have been a

681
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 10: little bit upset with one of my ex boyfriends.

682
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: It's a revenge, Alexis.

683
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 4: We don't know.

684
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 10: Well, I heard you was getting married, right and that.

685
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: What did you do?

686
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 8: Now?

687
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm actually worried.

688
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 10: I may have pretended to be his fiance on the

689
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 10: phone and called the caterer for their wedding and canceled

690
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 10: it the day before.

691
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 6: Nod diabolic.

692
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: Deposit I played, Oh my god, did he did he

693
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: call you? Did he show up at your house? I mean,

694
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: like I would be so livid.

695
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, like I paid the cancelation fee

696
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 10: and everything like, but I mean, they didn't really want

697
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 10: to deal with me. They weren't very happy. I was

698
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 10: just in a bad place in my life. And you

699
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 10: know that after hearing that, it surprised me.

700
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: You weren't more on board for the hostage thing immediately.

701
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,239
Speaker 4: So you ruin one guy's wedding and suddenly you're not

702
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: dating material.

703
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I just I think I'm good, like

704
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 10: I can move on. So like, thanks again, and yeah bye,

705
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 10: give that man his board back please.

706
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 4: Well wait, don't say bye. We still have more segment

707
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 4: to do. Wait, Susan hello, which he hung up.

708
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah wow, oh yeah, I would not see her

709
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: as someone do something like this.

710
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

711
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe she didn't think of this before we

712
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 1: texted the guy.

713
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: Wait a second, we have another caller.

714
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 4: We have another caller. Oh wait, okay, uh, well I

715
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: guess we have another person on hold who wants textual

716
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 4: heat just in case. Okay, we have a backup caller

717
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 4: for textual healing.

718
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: That's good, all right.

719
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 4: Uh, well, we're kind of short on timeless, so we

720
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 4: have to get through it really quick if we're going

721
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: to use him.

722
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: You don't have a lot of time for them though.

723
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, we can do a quick one. His name

724
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 4: is Mitch, So Mitch, welcome to the show. Hey, hey, hey,

725
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 4: so here's the deal. We're very short on time, so

726
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 4: we have to kind of do a rapid fire textual

727
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 4: healing with you, so really quickly tell us your problem.

728
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 8: All right.

729
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 3: Well, basically, I'm pretty sure that a plumber stole money

730
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 3: from you when he was at my house.

731
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: Okay, for like the local movies wanted the person to

732
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: be her ax.

733
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 5: On the phone.

734
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 4: Wouldn't that be convenient? Brook? Obviously not. This is much

735
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 4: more important. Yeah, you want us to text a plumbing

736
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 4: company you were not getting.

737
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: Your money back.

738
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

739
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: Well, as my dad always taught me, never trust plumbers.

740
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 8: Oh oh wow, No, it's not a company.

741
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 10: It's he's my uncle. But he does like a a

742
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 10: side he.

743
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 4: Does plumbing as a side hustle.

744
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: Okay, why did he see? How much did he steal?

745
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 8: Well?

746
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 10: After he came over to fix my toilet and I

747
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 10: noticed that forty bucks was missing from my kitchen counter.

748
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, okay.

749
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: Can you just chalk it up and just never invite

750
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: uncle plumber over again? Because I don't think you want

751
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: to just or your family over forty dollars?

752
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: That might be or is it possible? Here's a question.

753
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 4: Did you pay him for the work that he did

754
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 4: on your toilet?

755
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 10: Uh?

756
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 4: No, okay, okay, Well do you think maybe he was

757
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 4: under the impression the money on the counter was for

758
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 4: him for fixing your toilet.

759
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: That is the cheapest plumber that.

760
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 4: You'd ever have, the family discount, I understand.

761
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 10: Oh uh maybe I don't know. He never like, he

762
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 10: never charged me for fixing stuff.

763
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: This is why we shouldn't take.

764
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 2: A ransom would be good in this situation.

765
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 4: Let's ask him a question really quickly. Have you texted

766
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 4: your uncle and asked him that?

767
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: But I can't know you a phone? How does he

768
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: get work if he doesn't have a phone. He's a plumber,

769
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: for God's sake. I feel like he's not giving you

770
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: his number.

771
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 4: And how were we supposed to text him now for

772
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 4: textual healing is a messenger?

773
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 10: Well, I like sometimes my aunt relays the messages to him.

774
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 10: I was hoping we could like text her like no.

775
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 8: Work.

776
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 4: This was supposed to be rapid fire text healing. This

777
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 4: sounds like it's gonna take forever.

778
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: Well, I'm a fast typer.

779
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 8: I got steed thumbs.

780
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 4: Okay, that match. I don't want to leave you hanging.

781
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 4: The quickest thing to do in this situation is just say, hey,

782
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 4: did uncle whatever get the forty dollars? I left him

783
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 4: on the counter. Just pretend like you did it on

784
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 4: purpose so you're not accusing him, and see what she says.

785
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 2: Oh, and then if he confirms and.

786
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 10: You know it was all right all right, let me

787
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 10: let me type that in yeah, I mean.

788
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 4: His his aunt would confirm it, but yeah, but she

789
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: would know. Maybe she would know. I don't know he

790
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: took it. Let's just try and fix it.

791
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: Just chalk it up to like, thank you, just a

792
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: thank you for the forty dollars, Plumber, John.

793
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 4: He doesn't have a phone, Brook, tell.

794
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: Uncle Plumber, thank.

795
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: You aunts, uncle Plumber.

796
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 4: We're just trying to help. And Mitch, did you get anything?

797
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 8: Did you?

798
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 9: Yeah?

799
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 10: Oh kay, oh yeah, I just came in. It says

800
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 10: probably he just bought a new video game, so he

801
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,240
Speaker 10: got the money from somewhere.

802
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we're gonna call that case closed. He

803
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 4: took the money as payments, Yeah, he does game. That

804
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 4: was another riveting edition of textual healing.

805
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: Never knew that we would end with plumbers.

806
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 4: It's Brooks and Jeffrey in the Morning.

807
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

808
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 4: One of your absolute favorite things from the mall may

809
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 4: soon be coming to your bathroom if you're willing to

810
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 4: pay for it and got to hope.

811
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,879
Speaker 1: It's karaoke samples.

812
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 4: Plus, you've heard of catfishing, but now there's a strange

813
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 4: new dating trend that's making certain people frustrated online, especially

814
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 4: in cities like La and the Big Apple. Oh really've

815
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 4: even coined a new term for it, called hood fishing.

816
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 4: And you're gonna hear what that is during a brand

817
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 4: new that's coming up right now, surprising news from the

818
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 4: energy drink world. It's brook and in the Morning. The

819
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 4: thirty plus years red Bull is thinking of finally changing

820
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: their slogan from it Gives You Wings to it Gives You.

821
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Shot.

822
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 4: Another Red Bull induced edition of TikTok Click Shot.

823
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: You're going to go really fast, really extreme.

824
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 4: As fast as we can go talking about the biggest

825
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 4: TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to

826
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: your first TikTok click shot from a place you might

827
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 4: find in your local mall, because we've all been to

828
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 4: Annie Ann's Pretzels, or at least walked by one while

829
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,479
Speaker 4: your nose is in the air and your feet leave

830
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 4: the ground and you float over into their line.

831
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: Do they still do the free samples? I think they

832
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: stopped during the pandemic, and it makes me really sad.

833
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 4: Still, I think they stopped after Brooke kept going back

834
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 4: for her twentieth free sample.

835
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 2: Pretzels.

836
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 4: So the powers that be must have thought, we need

837
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 4: to get that warm buttery pretzel sent everywhere.

838
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, this is brilliant because they are right.

839
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: It's the smell that gets oh, you know exactly who you're.

840
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 4: Selling, and that's why they just created Anti Anne Pretzel perfume.

841
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 4: It's called need spelled k n e A D as

842
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 4: in your kneading dough.

843
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean I would honestly be attracted

844
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: to you. I would I would find you out. But

845
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: if you didn't have pretzels for me, I would be

846
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: so disappointed.

847
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 4: Well, they do have an ad for this, so let's listens.

848
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 9: Surprisingly captivating, mysteriously floring. The enchanting aroma of hot and

849
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 9: handmade pretzels.

850
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: In tantalizes every sense and then need surrender to the smell.

851
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 4: Okay, it does sound like it was recorded in an

852
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 4: empty Did they use all their budget money on just

853
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 4: yea perfume standing in the food courts? An intern the

854
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 4: top comments on the video said they need to add

855
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 4: a secondary scent of pretzel with hints of cheese.

856
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: I'm to wear this at a bar and see how

857
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: many people walk here.

858
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

859
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 4: A lot of people though, were unhappy, saying that this

860
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 4: came out after Father's Day.

861
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they wanted to buy it for their dad.

862
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 4: But if you say, do you want to get your

863
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: hands on it? They're selling them this week on their

864
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 4: website for twenty five dollars for a small, forty five

865
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 4: bucks for a large.

866
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 2: To make up there, they're going to bankruptcy.

867
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Speaker 1: They checked on pretzel prices lately day.

868
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 4: That's a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your next

869
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 4: TikTok click shot, which is from a twenty three year

870
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 4: old Hooters waitress named Maya Marie.

871
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: Is there still Hooters open in the country.

872
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 4: Okay, she's a server there. She's obviously very beautiful, and

873
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 4: recently she boasted how she made an eye popping four

874
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty dollars in tips working just half of

875
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 4: her shift. So she did a viral video and shared

876
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 4: the biggest downsides of being a Hooters girl. I bet

877
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 4: there's many, because we all know the upsides, but.

878
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: I think I think you just said tips and that's it,

879
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: Like that is literally the only upside. Oh my god,

880
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: if you've seen just even the nylons.

881
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 4: Therefore, and her video already got over three million views

882
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 4: on it, so let's hear some of the downsides of

883
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 4: being a Hooters girl.

884
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 10: This is a job that requires you to be kind

885
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 10: of like bubbly, so you have to be.

886
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: Ready to do that every time you come in.

887
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 9: You have to be ready to put that face smylon

888
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 9: if you're having a bad day, pushing out.

889
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 10: The window like and that can be a lot of time.

890
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,720
Speaker 3: It's a lot for me as somebody who's social battery

891
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 3: runs out very fast.

892
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: But you have to remember what you're getting at the

893
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 2: end of it.

894
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: Another con is it be cold in the source, even

895
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 3: just the short fleets, like I'm skinning you, like I'll

896
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 3: be cold, Like they don't let you wear jackets.

897
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: The only bottoms we have are are really small shorts

898
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: and our tights, and you're gonna be cold.

899
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 10: Another con, and this is really like dependent on where

900
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 10: you worked at, because I only worked with some like

901
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 10: this for a little bit.

902
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: There are girls that are gonna be competitive.

903
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 5: There are girls that are gonna want to skip you

904
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 5: in the rotation.

905
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 9: There are girls that are gonna want to take the

906
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 9: tip that was left for you off your table.

907
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 2: That you just have to be very conscious of.

908
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 8: Who you're working with.

909
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 4: Throat guys are creepy, girls are competitive. Air conditioning is cold.

910
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe she had to take the

911
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: job to figure those things out. I don't mean to

912
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: be mean, but it seems pretty obvious.

913
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

914
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: The top comment on it got over fifty thousand likes

915
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 4: and it said if I was a battie, i'd work there.

916
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. It's all old men. Like,

917
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: it's not even sorry. People with money, you got to

918
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: go higher.

919
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 4: You're only to take advantage of young hot men.

920
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 8: Right.

921
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do it, I mean, you might as

922
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: well pick a different audience. That's all I'm saying.

923
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 2: You know, totally.

924
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 4: Some people are saying things like, girl, you're way too

925
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 4: pretty to work. In Maya's response, she don't give a hoot.

926
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 4: I like, because that was a TikTok click shot and

927
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 4: your final TikTok click shot.

928
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 5: There's a new.

929
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 4: Dating trend that's being showcased on a few viral videos

930
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: right now. It's called hood fishing cat fishing, but for neighborhoods,

931
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 4: and it's especially problematic for people in New York who

932
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 4: are having a big issue with it. Like this guy.

933
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 4: If you're on.

934
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 11: A dating app and you're setting your location to a

935
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 11: different city than the one you reside, and can you

936
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 11: at least understand why that might be a turn off

937
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 11: to the person you matched with.

938
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 3: I'm in New York City.

939
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 11: Every few conversations on an app, there's a woman who's like, oh,

940
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 11: I don't live in New York City. I live in Westchester.

941
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 11: Oh I live in Long Island. And then they say

942
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 11: the same thing. They'll go, but I'm in the city

943
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 11: all the time. Can you admit that our first date

944
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 11: would have different stakes. Mine's an easy, breezy couple drinks.

945
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 4: Let's see what happens.

946
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 11: Yours involved a red eye to get to and you're

947
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 11: sitting there the whole time. Well, if I make the

948
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 11: eleven forty two train, then I could make it home.

949
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 11: But if we have fun, then I can sleep at

950
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 11: a friend of a friend's apartment on their autumn and

951
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 11: like a cat.

952
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 3: Dat in your own town.

953
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 4: Goes your European Tinder game right there, basically saying it's

954
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 4: frustrating to match with someone, start connecting, get arranging a day,

955
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 4: and then find out, Oh, actually don't live anywhere near.

956
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: He just why doesn't he asked New York location? But

957
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: it's not on him. Alexis, No, it's not.

958
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 2: It says, I'm Alexis from blank.

959
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna say, said Long Island. It's not like it's

960
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: another place.

961
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 4: That is another place.

962
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: It's like a paintment.

963
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 4: It happens more in big cities than in small ones. Anywhere.

964
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,959
Speaker 4: With a nightmare commute, you have a risk of hood

965
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 4: fishing someone.

966
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: Within LA it's three hours away from in my rural hometown,

967
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: you drive two hours to the next place. So it's

968
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 1: no big deal to drive sixty miles to your dates.

969
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 4: I match with a deer, right, just the fact that

970
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 4: they own a car in Idaho.

971
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 8: Big d.

972
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 4: TikTok stories for the day. Remember you can always check

973
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 4: out our TikTok page at Brook and Jeffrey.

974
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

975
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 4: If you've got a brand new player to the game today.

976
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 4: Her name is Anne and this summer she ran a

977
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 4: marathon in five hours, her second one ever. She says

978
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 4: she's inviting Jose to join her and run hand in

979
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 4: hand on her next one. Yeah, can you bring who?

980
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: He wants? An electric scooter for the regular one?

981
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 4: Skateboard? Even that would work balancing. I did little shirt

982
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 4: we Go.

983
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: I did a marathon training program once and the guy

984
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: was like the slowest guy who was in charge of it,

985
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: And he goes, do you know who's the toughest? Us

986
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: old people? Because we run and we run and it

987
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: takes us so damn long. We are two hours and

988
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: it's over.

989
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Yeah, good?

990
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 4: Are you lumping yourself with Ann as a slow person?

991
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?

992
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: Well, I mean five hours plus is not the.

993
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 4: First to run twenty six miles.

994
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 3: It's a lie.

995
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 10: I would have a lot of time on your feet.

996
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think about for the five hours

997
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 4: that you run? Because anytime I run, I'm just thinking

998
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 4: when is this going to be over? When is this

999
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: going to be over?

1000
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 10: That's a part of it. Like eighteen miles in you

1001
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 10: go why why did I do this? And you've got

1002
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 10: to think about that for the next eight miles.

1003
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1004
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: Is it your first one or your or have you

1005
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: done many?

1006
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 10: This is my second one and I've got a third

1007
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 10: one in May.

1008
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 5: Good for you?

1009
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 4: All right, Well, Jose we'll see you at that marathon.

1010
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 4: Brook's going to pay your entry fee, so you're good

1011
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 4: to go. Yeah, I will. Now, let's sad Brook out

1012
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 4: of the studio so we can get to the game. Here,

1013
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 4: and you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions

1014
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 4: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say past.

1015
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 4: But you have to beat Brook outright if you want

1016
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1017
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 5: Yep?

1018
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 9: Let's do it.

1019
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 8: Here we go.

1020
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 4: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen eighty five,

1021
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson paid forty seven million dollars for the publishing

1022
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 4: rights to What Band's song catalog a Beatles in the

1023
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which turtle wears glasses and has

1024
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 4: a purple bandana. The largest trees in the world are

1025
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 4: the giant sequoias, which can only be found in what

1026
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 4: western state California, which Asian country is named after the

1027
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 4: King Phillip the Second. In Disney's Alice in Wonderland, what

1028
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 4: is the White Rabbit constantly worried about the time? Well done?

1029
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 4: And Brook's gonna come back into the studio here. And

1030
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 4: since Anne is a new player, let's see what we

1031
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 4: can learn about her. We know that she works for

1032
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 4: the state, she does half marathons we already learn, and

1033
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 4: she has a dog and two cats. Now I need

1034
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 4: to know the name of your pets, and not because

1035
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 4: I'm actually interested, but I want to be able to

1036
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 4: steal your passwords. So let's start with the dog's name.

1037
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 4: When is it name?

1038
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 8: His name is Charlie Harley.

1039
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 7: And then we've got the cats are Ellie and Leo.

1040
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff, just try different combinations of that with her birthday.

1041
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 4: Attached to Harley. Ellie numbers in there somewhere. Okay, look

1042
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 4: at the last four digits of your credit card when

1043
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 4: you're done with the game. But let's move on to

1044
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 4: bro Cruxier turn. You're ready, Yes, your time starts now

1045
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 4: on this day. In nineteen eighty five, Michael Jackson paid

1046
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 4: forty seven million dollars for the publishing rights to What

1047
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 4: Bands song catalogs in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which

1048
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 4: turtle wears glasses and has a purple bandana. The largest

1049
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 4: trees in the world are the giant sequoias, which can

1050
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: only be found in what Western States California, which Asian

1051
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 4: country is named after the King Phillip the.

1052
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: Second Ooh, the Philippines.

1053
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 4: In Disney's Alice in Wonderland, what is the white rabbit

1054
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 4: constantly worried about time?

1055
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: He's late?

1056
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 2: He's late a very important day.

1057
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you bolted

1058
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 4: with Jose. But I do love nuts malonios.

1059
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: Why did you just say that randomly?

1060
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: He's had a bunch of my desk.

1061
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 6: You got five correct woo yea and fired.

1062
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

1063
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: You didn't get any wrong. Bro, same amount of questions

1064
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: and got five. Oh no, also far.

1065
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: That was a mood racking.

1066
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: Man was a good game.

1067
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 4: Wow, Ty does go to the house on these and

1068
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 4: but you did a great job. Let's go over the

1069
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 4: answers for everybody on this day. In nineteen eighty five,

1070
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson paid forty seven million dollars to buy the

1071
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 4: publishing rights to the Beatles music catalog.

1072
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: Wow, it seems like a bargain now when you hear

1073
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: that one aid charge for their Yeah, totally.

1074
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 4: In the teenage meeting Ninja Turtles, Donatella is the one

1075
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 4: with the purple bandit.

1076
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: I just went with my guts, like, I'm like, does

1077
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: my childhood really sit way back in my brain somewhere?

1078
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 4: The largest trees in the world are giant sequoias, which

1079
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 4: can only be found in California, the Asian country named

1080
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 4: after King Philip. The second is the Philippines.

1081
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 8: Yo.

1082
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 2: I want to discover somewhere to have the Jose.

1083
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: Apens Let's work on the name.

1084
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 4: And Disney's allis in Wonderland. The White Rabbit is constantly

1085
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 4: worried about being late. And yes, and we gave you

1086
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 4: credit for time so and it was not enough to

1087
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 4: beat Brook officially. But the good news is just for playing,

1088
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 4: we are going to give you a pair of tickets

1089
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 4: to see World renowned comedian and ventriloquist Paul Zurden at

1090
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 4: the Snow Qualmy Casino on September seventh.

1091
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 10: Cool.

1092
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: Thank you man, you were quite the competitor in Are

1093
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: you proud of yourself?

1094
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1095
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 10: We did good.

1096
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 8: We should do a trivia night.

1097
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 4: Well, and you're welcome to come back and try again anytime. Okay, perfect,

1098
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 4: Thank you guys. We'll be back. We're gonna do win

1099
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: Brooks Bucks again, same time tomorrow