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Speaker 1: Come on, guys, insult you can you an argument? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Charlie Carller Junior, Steve, anybody want to be baptized today?

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you started telling us about this woman.

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Speaker 1: mercy the walls of Gibralta of I didn't grabbed the

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Speaker 1: tie wreck in front of me to just try to

422
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Speaker 1: hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile in my head

423
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: like I'm ranging it out. I didn't knock the tallet

424
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything. I hadn't

425
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. But I'm using the bathroom so

426
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: much that is alarming to me. Yeah, you, I've actually

427
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: put mo in there than I've ever put in there

428
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: in my life prior to I think we got the

429
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: I didn't know what. Don't stop my story shot. This

430
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: is for junior and time, I know. So I'm filling

431
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: the bowl up. So finally I'm done. To my relief,

432
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking about I'm in there.

433
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: My shirt wide. I hadn't my whole ship. It's wide.

434
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: I had hung my pass up on the back of

435
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: the June because I use a bathroom like my daddy

436
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: always hate my pants and draws up on the back

437
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: of the j Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.

438
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open

439
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water

440
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: coming down out the front. So I stand up and

441
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.

442
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound

443
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: that all I hear is the swirling And I turned

444
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: around and in his rising rising, I'm asking God not

445
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: to do this to me today. I'm asking God, not today, Lord,

446
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: not in here. Part three. This ain't the time for

447
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: this Lord, stop the swirl from rising Father God, the

448
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: old God. We have to go to miss Anne's though

449
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: I will, but Jesus real it is stop this girl coming,

450
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Let's move on to the headlines, please,

451
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Miss and True, Thanks Steve, remembering some

452
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: of those we lost, Edwin Hawkins, you Massaqula, Craig mac

453
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: Dennis Edwards, Bert Reynolds. So we get connected up with

454
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: that body. This is ain't gonna be hand lives pulled

455
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: to winning journalists, less pain, civil rights icons, the Reverend

456
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: Wyatt T. Walker than the Brown of Brown versus Board

457
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: of Education, the great South African freedom fighter Winnie Mandela.

458
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: I was one of those who where with the people

459
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: fighting physically against resume. The founder of Black Liberation theology,

460
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: Reverend James H. Kohn, Eric Garner's daughter Erica Garner, doctor

461
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: King advisor Dorothy Cotton, voting rights activist Rosen ll Eaton,

462
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: victim Yvonne Staples, wrestler Bruno, Sam Martino, Austin Powers, minime

463
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: Verne Troyer Jackson, Patriot Joe Jackson, beauty shop producer Shelley Garrett,

464
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: Superman's movie Lois Lane, Margot Killer Guy, former Miss Universe

465
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: and first Black Miss Texas, Chelsea Smiths, Garthy Malone of

466
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: Peyton Place, Rebend, Billy Graham, f Troops, Ken Barry, founder

467
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 1: of the Dance Theater of Hallam, Arthur Mitchell, Pulitzer winning

468
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: playwright and to Jokie Shangall singer, Right and Baseball Hall

469
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: of Famer, William McCovey, Creative SpongeBob SquarePants, Stephen Hillenberg, cartoon

470
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Speaker 1: Is stan Lee, Creative Black Panther, The Incredible Hulk and

471
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Speaker 1: fider Man, Congressman Ronald Delham, he Went, Secretary General Kofia

472
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Speaker 1: Muskegee Airman, Wilfred Defour, Senator John McCain for Her, President

473
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: George H. W. Bush, Black industrial designer Charles Harrison, and

474
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: a few master gets. Others include Michael Jackson, the Mattress

475
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: of the University, actress and director Penny Marshall of Laverne

476
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: Shirley and singing Grace Nancy Wilson, guess who I saw

477
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: to day and up to the same old dreams And

478
00:35:45,920 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: Aretha Franklin means to me, this is everybody you're listening

479
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: here back, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl

480
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: house stomach toe up, the eight gree old food seventeen

481
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: should have went home to use the bathroom set in

482
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: the house, because she's fine. Now I'm in here using

483
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: the bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here, neked,

484
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: sitting on the cart, just my shirt on because I

485
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: like to shit wide leg I like to be open

486
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: and free, and I need it because I had to

487
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: brace myself a couple of times. But she never came

488
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: in there to not chet. She coming, that's coming in

489
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: the store. So I get up. I finally get through,

490
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: but I've noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls

491
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: and ever be so I'm a little bit concerned with

492
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: them shier volume. So I flushed the hart as I'm

493
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: putting my plays back up on me, and I'm waiting

494
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: to hear that. But I don't hear it. And I

495
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: look back and let's going in a slow circle. So

496
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: I go in. I go to my heavely father. Here,

497
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: father dog, Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somebown,

498
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: don't let this swirl get up by the top. But

499
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: he didn't hear me that day. Yeah, I guess it

500
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: wasn't less. The next thing I know, it's at the

501
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: very top of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's

502
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: about to flow over. So now I don't know what

503
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: to do. So I look down and it's a trash can.

504
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and

505
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: I got a trash can full of it. Yeah, so

506
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: I pulled a shower curtain back and throw it in

507
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: the bath too. When here comes some more. So I

508
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: had to take another trash can full of it and

509
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: throw another trash can in the bathtub. And here comes

510
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: some damn mot So now I realized they call it

511
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: it's broke. They call it backed up, and it started

512
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 1: going back down. I say, I gotta get some water

513
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: and put it in here. So I started running water

514
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: in the trash can to pour it down there and

515
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: make the water go clean. So I finally did that,

516
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: and I said, thank your Lord. And I looked over

517
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: and the damn bathtub tripp shower cras trip. I looked up.

518
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: It's on the wall. It's on the wall. Four part four, holdime,

519
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: this is this is Steve Halls in the bathroom trapped

520
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: parts folk, coming up right, you're listening here, we are

521
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: Steve Steve trapped in the bath part folk. Yeah. I

522
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: then veiled out three buckets trash hands a pure mess.

523
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: Then throw it in the shower. So when I get

524
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: all of the water back in the toilet where I

525
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: got it outside in the water clean, I said, okay, cool.

526
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: I look over the damn bathtub is striped. So now

527
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: I cut these people shower on and I'm washing down

528
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl

529
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here

530
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: now about forty five minutes time, so she said, you

531
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: caning down everything fast. She said, it sounds like something

532
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: wrong in that to get away from the dusk my house.

533
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: So I'm in there. It's just too late. But I

534
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: noticed they got a candle in the bathroom. I light it.

535
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: I light the candle, start striking matches and running tap

536
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: water for my mom always told me strike some matches

537
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: and run some tap water and to help you get

538
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 1: rid of older. So I'm in there. But now I'm

539
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: washing down shower curtains, wall the bathtub, getting up stuff

540
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: off the floor. Now now you've probably said, Steve, what

541
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 1: is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper tis

542
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: in now? But that tie rat that I had grabbed

543
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: when I first sat down and was twisting it. Yeah,

544
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: they guest house, the pretty ones with the lace in

545
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I washed it down.

546
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: That my good towel that is tile is brown because

547
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 1: I can't rist it all because the color wasn't when

548
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: it started that was pink. Is awful. Now it towers

549
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: is running. I don't wash all the walls down. Everything

550
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: I'm in that sweatings been on the construction site. I've

551
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: been in that total about damn near hour. So I

552
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: pulled fastened my clothes, I look at the bathrooms. I

553
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass

554
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.

555
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper

556
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that

557
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 1: under the sink. Yeah. I figured this ain't gonna be good.

558
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in

559
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: here they go, this is gonna take a moment, because

560
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I know when you're going there, you're gonna have to

561
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: say what the hid happened? Because I couldn't remember how

562
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: the shower curtain was and none of that. And now

563
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: I got I look, I'm telling I got everything off right.

564
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: So I walked down the hallway. She's sitting on the

565
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: couch with the attitude of cooling did. She look at

566
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: me and she said, why are you betting that so long?

567
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: I had a little accident this, She said, Oh my god,

568
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: look at you. What was it? I didn't realize when

569
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: I was barely all that mess into the shower it

570
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 1: was splashes on my pants below my knee. I ain't

571
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: had time to look at this because I'm gonna too

572
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: busy cleaning up their damn house. I looked down. It's

573
00:42:54,520 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: just specks, splash marks from finding me down my pants

574
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: was I looked at huh. She looked at me and

575
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: she said, oh my god, look at you. What have

576
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: you been doing. I looked at her and said, you

577
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: ain't gotta talk to me like that, and walked up

578
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: the foot snam when he ain't got in my car.

579
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: Had to ride home with all my wonders that because

580
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: I spank, I smelled like a sitting in that car

581
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: and drove home. That girl saw me on the campus

582
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: next day and all her girlfriend was looking at me.

583
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: I like I had never met her. And that was

584
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: my save. Harby Wow, trapped Clawton. I'm gonna put some

585
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: music to that all right, all right, never you tell me.

586
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: Coming up next with the prank phone call. You're listening

587
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: Staved Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,

588
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. You don't

589
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: want to miss that. But first, come on, nephew with

590
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: the frank phone call. Are you limo driver? It's the

591
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: limo drive, this's the bank job. He is right here,

592
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: good afternoon. I'm trying to get Cecil. Get this seacil. Hey, Cecil,

593
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: one of my boys. Game in your number, man, I'm

594
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 1: trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,

595
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?

596
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answered.

597
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: I had to call that about six seven times. They

598
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: keep rolling over to it like on to a boys

599
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: mail or say okay, okay, brother, what's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Toner.

600
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: I got a customer in the back. Let me get

601
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: them happy, can you you got a few moments, let

602
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 1: me get the dough forming all hold the phone, all right, okay, cool,

603
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: all right, thank you have a good Innes all right, tone, yeah,

604
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Now, you're saying you called the main

605
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: line and then you just keep going the boys mail

606
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: or something like can you call the main line? But

607
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: you know, I know I'm called a last minute. I'm

608
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: trying to get a get a car for the night man. Okay,

609
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: what you need? What listen? We gotta we got to

610
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: the SUV. We gotta usudan or two. We got a

611
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: couple of limits, white up black. What you need if

612
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: I could get a I guess like a black limos

613
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: ain't be cruel. Okay, we got that. We got that.

614
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: What time where I'm picking you up? What time? What

615
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: it costs? You know? For an hour? Because all I

616
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: need is an out where's it's sixty five hours of

617
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: nov But we only do three hour minimum the first

618
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see we'll see

619
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: see all I need is an hour, man really like

620
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: forty five minutes. So do you think they will work

621
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: women where you can't get them? So you're dealing with me?

622
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: Let me see. I'll tell you what I'll do you

623
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: for one hundred and fifty dollars and I'll take k

624
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: But now I want you to know I'm gonna let

625
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: them know everything so I got to have either credit

626
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 1: card or receive or something on the K to let

627
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: them know, because I'm not no quickd brother. I'm gonna

628
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: let them know everything that I'm doing with that fourth face.

629
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: One faith. You can give you one fifty when you

630
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: pick me up, that's no problem there. Where am I

631
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: picking you up? And at what time? All right? I'm

632
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,

633
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: when I need twenty? And where am I taking yourself?

634
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm going downtown on Capital Street, Downtown to Capitol Street,

635
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: all right? And what time am I picking you up?

636
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to

637
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 1: night that would be good. Then forty five okay, at

638
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: forty five minutes two an hour you're gonna need. Then

639
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: forty five to mexicopecially twelve forty five, twelve thirty four

640
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: five okay, good that. Um, let me see and downtown

641
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: Capital what you didn't give me an address? I don't

642
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: even know the address. I'm going to um to Bank

643
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: Bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask you

644
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: something tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to get

645
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but

646
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you, you're

647
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: not going to work because I gotta take you back.

648
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: So you're dropping off to something somebody or something like. No, no,

649
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: I ain't dropping no, no, but I'm picking something up to.

650
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: What I need you to do is just right here.

651
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in

652
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man,

653
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: I need you to out a car running and we

654
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: need to get side of there. Man. You ask me

655
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: to run you down to a bank at midnight, and

656
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: you kicking something up at midnight. And I got to

657
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: be ready to go when you come out, me and

658
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: my boys when we come out of there, just when

659
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: when we get it, when we get back in the

660
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: back of the limo, I need you to I need

661
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get

662
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: out of there. Look here, yo, yo, young brother, Well

663
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: how old you man? I'm twenty four? Yeah, that's what

664
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: I figured. Look at man, it sounds like you in

665
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: some kind of shitty I don't do that, brother. That man, Yo,

666
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: you're a driver. Dog. Your job is to drive. If

667
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: you pick somebody up. First of all, you ain't gonna

668
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're supposed

669
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 1: to drive? Let me what I'm telling you he is man,

670
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: once we come out of the bank, drive try let

671
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 1: me stop it. That's why I'm driving it. Working somewhere

672
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: else driving because I was kicking like you at one time.

673
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. But I don't know

674
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: your business and really don't care at this point in time.

675
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let

676
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: me tell you something, man. What you need to do

677
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 1: is get you young into some type of training school

678
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go

679
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out. I

680
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: ain't really trying to hear all this lay here. What

681
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm

682
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go because

683
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: you ain't even back. Brothers, you can't get right now.

684
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm not even know advice. You need to listen to me.

685
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Jump now, y'all crazy, get

686
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: rich right off overnight taking or you need to slow

687
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: down because they got something you feel me. They gotta

688
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: hold on hold on, man, hold on what you know?

689
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: You don't know nothing. You don't know, man, I need

690
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: to know what, brother, How you gonna be preaching the

691
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: mate out? Because I've been that man, That's what I'm

692
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: driving a limo because I've been that, young brother. I'm

693
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: trying to keep you from going that because you won't

694
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: like it. Look at Tony, I don't know what to

695
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not

696
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: doing it, so you can cut that out. Okay. Now

697
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers

698
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: to do this thumb. You watch too many of the

699
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 1: movies or something. Brother, You need to get your great

700
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: because they got a place for you. So let me

701
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: tell you something they read Mama thought I ready anything.

702
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: My Mamma told me they didn't want me to know

703
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: they cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked

704
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: at me every night where they wanted to fed me

705
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: garbage that I had to eat or die. You ain't

706
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 1: ready for that, man, You ain't ready for I think

707
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: he got your land. Your brothers don't know what's going

708
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: on out here. You got it too easy. See now

709
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: you're talking about going down. They robbing the bank. You

710
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no thud

711
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 1: go real a remo. The way you're going, you ain't

712
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: making nothing because they were blowing your young I wah

713
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: about their paper. You don't understand that, and you show

714
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: you ready for no jail because I say one more

715
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: thing to you that yeah, what is it? All I

716
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: want to do is tell you it is that I'm

717
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your

718
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: boy card. They don't got me the frank phone call you.

719
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around

720
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you. Man,

721
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jem. Did

722
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 1: you did you just hear what I just said? Though?

723
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: What you said? Something about what my partner? You know?

724
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy

725
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other

726
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: another driver. Cordelle got me the plink phone call you

727
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,720
Speaker 1: if he tim oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio.

728
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: No man, no, no, no, this is are you serious? Man?

729
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: He's cecil your boy. Cordell got me to pray phone

730
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: call you, man, I'm gonna get that I'm gonna get

731
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 1: that when you lit my fire man, I don't know that.

732
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 1: I mean my fight moved hawer. He say, be careful,

733
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: he say, big cecil. He's been he been down there.

734
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: He didn't done some time in that. Ben't that man?

735
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: Come down, baby, come down, man. I got one more

736
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: question to ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show

737
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: in the land. I want the nephew Tommy. But see

738
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: if Harvey Morning Show. I got you, baby, me and

739
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: your boy go there? Got you? Yeah, Well, I'm gonna

740
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: get here. May man, we meet you, brother. I old

741
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: you want to That's good. That was good. That was

742
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: a great tea chinching moment. Yeah the whole man, It

743
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: ain't in your business, is that? But the bank closed,

744
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: so you're going down there to the bank, and so

745
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 1: what you're going down that you you dropped something off somebody.

746
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: Now now I'm picking some no no, no, no, no

747
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: ho ho. Hold on, man, man, it's just crazy problem

748
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: with your young brother. Hello, get rich quick man, got

749
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: some man'll blow your brains out about their paper. They

750
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't everything my mama told me. They looked at they

751
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: read it. Man, they gave it to me. If they

752
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: didn't get They gave me garbage to eat if I

753
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: would go. You don't want this trying to tell him

754
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: so if your job is to drive, stupid Tommy, First

755
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: of all, I ain't doing it. Let I'm not in

756
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: this at all. Learn yourself to take a bicycle delivery.

757
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: Be that was really good licking stamps. All right, more

758
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

759
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steven Show. Time for

760
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. Guys. If you need advice on relationships,

761
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more,

762
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and

763
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, right, Steve, tell them if

764
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: you do send it, it's not a guarantee any word

765
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:56,959
Speaker 1: and try. We could read your letter like we're gonna

766
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 1: read this one today. Tommy, you ready buckle up, hold

767
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you himanes the Strawberry

768
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: LETTA subject can't keep this secret much longer. Dear Stephen, Shirley,

769
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: my fiance and I met in college and we've been

770
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: together for three years. She is perfect in every way.

771
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: She has the luks a great job and when it

772
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: comes to the bedroom, she is on fire. But anyway,

773
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: here is the problem. Last weekend, I took her to

774
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: our usual breakfast spot and we started talking about the

775
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: wedding and our guest list. I have met her mom,

776
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: dad's siblings and grandparents, and she's met my immediate family

777
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: as well. As we talked more in depth about our relatives.

778
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: I told her about the small city where my family

779
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: was from, and she said that her family was from

780
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: there too. I told her my dad was a huge

781
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: has a huge family and they all lived near the river.

782
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: She said that her mom's family lives near that same river.

783
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: At that point, we both had strange looks on our faces.

784
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: Intrigued by these unique scumstances, my fiance called her grandmother

785
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: and asked her if she knew my family. When her

786
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 1: grandmother replied, yes, we're all related, our moths dropped open.

787
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: She told us that everyone that lives on either side

788
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: of that river is related. Since then, we've done more

789
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: research and we found out that we are, in fact cousins.

790
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I've been sleeping with my cousins.

791
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: We are not sure what we should do. We are

792
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: in love and plan to get married. I don't want

793
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: to lose her, but I'm afraid to continue the relationship,

794
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: especially when our families find out her grandmother is bound

795
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: to tell our secrets sooner or later. We need some advice.

796
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: What should we do? Wow? God, John, Yeah, this is

797
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: something right here. I mean, as far as I know,

798
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: you can't marry your cousin. You didn't say if you

799
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: guys were first cousins. I think in some countries like

800
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: England and stuff like that. I think long ago they

801
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: you know, in the monarchy and stuff like that, they

802
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: wanted to keep the bloodline going, so sometimes they would

803
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 1: marry their cousins and stuff. But you're not over there. Clearly,

804
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: some states over here, as I understand it, I look

805
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: this up, they do have laws where you can marry

806
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: your cousin. So I don't know, I've never heard of this.

807
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: I know before long ago, like when my mom got married,

808
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: they used to give you blood tests and things like

809
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: that to see if you were related. But now when

810
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: you get married, you don't have to do blood tests.

811
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: So this right here, I couldn't do it at once

812
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: I found out it would be it would be hard

813
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: for me. But you're in love and you plan to

814
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: get married. You don't want to lose her, and you're

815
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: afraid to continue the relationship. But remember that look that

816
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: you had on your face when you found out. Are

817
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: you going to be able to go on with this

818
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: marriage knowing that you're married to your cousin? You know

819
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: when you have kids? That's something to consider? Is this

820
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: is well above my pay grade here? I'm gonna just

821
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I personally would have to back

822
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: out once I found out that it was in fact

823
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 1: my cousin Steve. Well, it ain't above my pay grade.

824
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. As a matter

825
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: of fact, let's damn that rivel. Yeah, let's just gonna

826
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: get to this hill. You don't fell in love obviously

827
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: the girl of your dreams now y'all lived. I was

828
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: at this breakfast place, playing in your wed I just

829
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: can't believe that it took y'all three years to start

830
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: talking about where y'all from. That's just sort of crazy

831
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: to me. Now you've each met each other's all immediate family,

832
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: but y'all started talking about this rivel. And that's why

833
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: I say the subject of this letter ought to be

834
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: came keep this secret much longer. Oh damn that river.

835
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: I like how the subject is, can't keep this secret

836
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: much longer. Oh damn that river, because that damn river

837
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: that messed up the plans. You got to talking more

838
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: in debt about your relatives. I told her from a

839
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: small city where my family is from. Her family, from

840
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: a small city. Told her my dad had a huge family.

841
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: She said, her mama got a huge family. She said

842
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: her mom family lived near the river. I said, damn,

843
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: my dad and family lived near the river. Then you

844
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: got that strange look on your face. Then when you

845
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: know something wrong right here, you intrigued by these unique circumstances.

846
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: She called her grandmama, asked her grandmama, and the grandma replied, yeah,

847
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: we are related. Everybody on that river is related. That river,

848
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: big mama knows and quit talking to her. Old an,

849
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: we all related to everybody on each side of that river. Well,

850
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: if everybody on each side of the river is related,

851
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: how all and people get on each side of the river.

852
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: Some cousins don't met before. You ain't the first one,

853
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: y'all in love, what you need to do is find

854
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: out how far down the line this cousin thing goes

855
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: the river because like Shirley say, she didn't, she didn't

856
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: researched it. I don't research stuff like this because I

857
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: don't really give damn what y'all do, so so I

858
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: don't give damn what you do. All I know is

859
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: damn that river. Now listen, if I was you, I

860
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: would get a DNA test so you can see how

861
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: closely it is. Secondly, you're in love. You ain't gonna

862
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: stop loving Hu. You ain't gonna stop seeing Hu. I

863
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 1: don't know how you can. I don't know how this happened.

864
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's meant to be. But hear

865
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,479
Speaker 1: what you can't do. I'm gonna come back and share

866
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: this information. I'm gonna tell you reasons why you can't

867
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: have a wedding and have all their asses. That's why, man,

868
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: you can't have a wedding, and that the ass hill. See,

869
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: if it's so many states in the US that allow

870
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: cousins to get married, it's unbelievable. Yeah, and I think

871
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: I understand that if it's so far down the line,

872
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: it may not be nothing that can happen. But there's

873
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: one damn show way to find out if you should

874
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: have gotten married or not cause that baby got to

875
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: consider that. Yeah, he could be different too. Of Steve's

876
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: response coming up, he could be standing on the bridge

877
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 1: and be looking at both sides of the river at

878
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: the same time. We'll be back in twenty three after

879
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: the hour. The subjects can't keep the secret much longer,

880
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 1: or Steve, damn that river right after this you're listening

881
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: to show. All right, Steve, come on, we're back. Let's

882
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: recap this letter. The subject can't keep the secret much longer.

883
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: Or this couple been in love. They're so in love.

884
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: They've been dating three years. They decided to get married.

885
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: They're sitting down at the breakfast place. They're going over

886
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: the list, trying to figure out what they're gonna do,

887
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: who they're gonna invite. She started talking about her grandmama,

888
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: her down there, had a big family, lived on the river.

889
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: He said, his daddy had a big family. His daddy

890
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: lived people lived on everybody river too, And then that

891
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: same small city, same damn river. She called big Mama.

892
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: Big Mama said, yeah, all us, it's related to everybody

893
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: on east side of that river. What you call hold

894
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: as far should have messed up everything. Now you're sitting

895
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: up in here, Big talking to Big Mama. Probably don't

896
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: forgot half of it. You. First of all, you need

897
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: to check Big Mama out. If she got you know,

898
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: she you know something where she lost it. She ain't

899
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: quite what she was. She might not have all her

900
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: facts together. But how the hell? Everybody on both sides

901
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: of the river, it's related. The latter subject is, I

902
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: can't keep this secret much longer. Oh damn that river. Yeah,

903
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: that's we're all related. Our mouths dropped open. She told

904
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: us that everybody that lives on either side of that

905
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: river is related. Since then, we've done more researcher. We

906
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: found out that we are, in fact cousins. I cannot

907
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: believe that I've been sleeping with my cousins. We're not

908
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 1: sure what we should do. Were in love and playing

909
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: to getting married. I don't want lose, but I'm afraid

910
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: to continue the relationship, especially when our family find out

911
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: we're talking today. Is you talking to the damn them

912
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: people down at that river? Their family, Steve, don't give

913
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: a damn. You ain't gonna gonna live down there. You're

914
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 1: left a little rage dass city. It's down that by

915
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: the river, down by the river, side, down by the

916
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: river side, down by the river side. I'm going to

917
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: lay down with my cousins down by the river side.

918
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: We gonna find mold love. Now, now listen to me,

919
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: seeing I'm gonna down by the river side, down by

920
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: the river side, find love like the river side. That

921
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: in love with the river side. I don't sat by

922
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: when I didn't lay down from the side of the

923
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: river side. Flor Dean, Now here's what you could do.

924
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: You could Elope. Don't tell your family. But y'all seem

925
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: like good people. So here's a deal. They gonna find

926
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: out the first worried out of old black people. You

927
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: just nash. That's coming. That's coming. You're just nash. So

928
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: now we're about to do a re enactment. Okay, I'm

929
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: gonna beat the grandmother. Okay, Jay, you're gonna be which

930
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: one on coming to the mama to find out about it. Okay,

931
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 1: I'll be um. I gotta be a woman. Yes, I'll

932
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: be your aunt and an aunt that's related to the grandmama. Okay,

933
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: come on, you heard what happened then, you mean about

934
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: Rodney Neil. Yeah, oh my god, if that's not the

935
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: nashest thing I ever heard in my tire bone days

936
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: on this y child, Ain't it dough? Just nash straight nash.

937
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: It just does something to my spirit. Even hear about

938
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 1: it and discuss it with you, do something my stomach.

939
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: It might it make me? You know, it makes my

940
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: inside turn inside out just sitting here. You know you

941
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: know what it did to me, Clara, what did you know?

942
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: It felt like buttermeal? Oh my god, you know what

943
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: it did to me. It gave me gass. I had

944
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: so much gass inside me when I heard that thing.

945
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: Oh but you know what thought to tell you the truth?

946
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I can understand what happened to them, cheerless.

947
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 1: Why is that she just liked the rest of her?

948
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: Uh huh. That onion must have just been jumping. Yeah,

949
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: and that boy, we're looking at that onion on that

950
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: girl and went forward. I'm just gonna say that right

951
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 1: here and put it out there. And it ain't got

952
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the fact that they covered that.

953
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: The kid's gonna look funny. Rody is funny looking already.

954
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,920
Speaker 1: I mean that blessed hard he's sweetter person in the

955
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: world doing anything for you, but he kill you at

956
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: the Bible say tender eye he were getting you know what,

957
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,919
Speaker 1: you know this might be able to pass along then,

958
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: you know, because if you're looking already looking confused, you know,

959
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: having children, because you know the baby if they has

960
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: a baby, uh huh. Somebody says that the baby the

961
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: first thing that they're gonna notice about the baby when

962
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: the baby get his See if the baby had walleye

963
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: wale walle eyes when he looking straight but one of

964
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: his asses looking at the wall, one of them just

965
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: shoot off and just be on his own, just be looking.

966
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: But you know, when you see them together, you had

967
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 1: to say that they is in love. They look cute,

968
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: and they makes a cute couple. I was not used

969
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: the wood cute because she a little funny looking too.

970
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: That I'm just saying, well, now if you want to

971
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: know the truth, Claire, Okay, here we go. Now the

972
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: reason both of them looks strange, it's caused you know

973
01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: his uncle Harold uh and hub aunt uh Debbie. You

974
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: know they stayed across the river from each other too.

975
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: I know it, I know it. I know it was

976
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 1: something and they said they also say there's something in

977
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: that river water to make them look that they looking

978
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: to do with the river water you show ain't got

979
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it them chromis zones. All right,

980
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: Miss Clara and a big mama. We gotta go, all right?

981
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 1: Email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry

982
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: letter at Steve the Baby, don't look too crazy you're

983
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:45,479
Speaker 1: listening to Well, it's time for something funny and Jay.

984
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 1: This is about the stuff you say to your neighbors

985
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 1: under your breath. Please explain. This has to do when

986
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 1: we see our neighbors all the time. We're not that

987
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: fond of them sometimes so we speak, But under our

988
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 1: breath was saying little things little, a little and so thing,

989
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 1: thing like hey, hiding y'all, keep keeping keeping it? One

990
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: hundred you got one jack ja. I just want oh,

991
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: how are you doing? My man? Need some curtains? How

992
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 1: you doing? Franklin's good to see it. Hope the boys

993
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: stay home this time. It takes vacations. Let's see us time.

994
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:56,720
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew Perkins, how are you good? Good? I

995
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: should do something that damn boat restrict I done the skinned,

996
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 1: Hey ain't done? Across the street up smelling damn damn kill.

997
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: How you guys doing the jake too? Stupid ass kids kid.

998
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under got to be sick.

999
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 1: Come on, Smith's good to see it all right now,

1000
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be pushing my MoMA deam. She got to

1001
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: do something. Three people, Hey, Bob, how are you good? Good?

1002
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 1: She can stop your fat air's wife from swimming naked

1003
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: on probably the hell out my dog mist and night going. Yeah,

1004
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: how you got folk clows on block and don't know no?

1005
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 1: Four cards? Heave yard is a mess. Stuff we say

1006
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Come on here, well us,

1007
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: old boy, I see you have a good with the game.

1008
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: So glad old he cut my grass, he killed my flowers.

1009
01:10:55,439 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: He spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.

1010
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 1: That's dragon right hey, Johnson's It's good to see y'all.

1011
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,599
Speaker 1: All right now man, now now we're good. We good

1012
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: right now. I know a baby when to eat paper.

1013
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me

1014
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smart.

1015
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: Now you gotta bring them up now we good. Birthday

1016
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:35,320
Speaker 1: part stuff we say to our neighbors under our breath.

1017
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: Tommy go Leonard, Hey, nice day to day. Good, good,

1018
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: wasn't good last night. Damn police, you called him. Stuff

1019
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: we say to our neighbors under our breath, he thought Herman,

1020
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 1: how y'all doing so? Tell me, y'all put your mom

1021
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:25,719
Speaker 1: in a hole? Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey,

1022
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 1: mister Mitchell, what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't

1023
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: see that dog do in your yard? You just don't

1024
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: see stuff. We say to our neighbors under our breath.

1025
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: We stop curtains. Hey, cations going on? All right now,

1026
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:52,719
Speaker 1: ain't the end of that? Damn l he ain't killing

1027
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: that way too much? No, I don't even know how

1028
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: they touched both they stumped. All right, now, I'm good man,

1029
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Stuff, we say to our neighbors under

1030
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: our breath. Kindly, kindly, y'all looking good, looking, real good.

1031
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: You come over with this lying though. You come over.

1032
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you know what. Damn you, you

1033
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: know it. You know you know your damn star for

1034
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 1: that property. Line means something. Its invisible, but it means something.

1035
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: You know what. They're lying man, that's my line. All right.

1036
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: I think we have time for two more Jay and

1037
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: then Steve close it out. Stuff we say to our

1038
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath. Let's go ya Hey, Hey, what's going. Yeah,

1039
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm who that night

1040
01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:03,040
Speaker 1: got into the fun? You do it? Yeah? Okay, yeah,

1041
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: come on, Steave, close it out stuff, We stay the

1042
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 1: right syne. Hey, you could invite me over to the

1043
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:22,200
Speaker 1: Little Stinks barbe and everything. All right, more of this

1044
01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: I see we have here little mean things. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know it's me. That is all me. Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: all you, This is all me. I have been dubbed

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Speaker 1: the meanest person here. You're not really a mean person?

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Speaker 1: Is hell? Oh? Bit of yeah this grunt? Yeah, very god,

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Speaker 1: I take all that. Yeah. So what this little things

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Speaker 1: that give me enlightenment? A little mean things that I

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Speaker 1: like to do? You actually do? Yeah? Yeah? Look like okay,

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Speaker 1: if I see somebody's dog using like using outside, I

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Speaker 1: like to hunk the horn real loud and the light

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Speaker 1: right in the middle, just make him. Does that gives

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Speaker 1: me enjoyment? Yeah? Like, if I see somebody running for

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Speaker 1: the elevator, I'm on the elevator and the holiday I'm coming.

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Speaker 1: I act like I'm holding the door, but I go

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Speaker 1: through the mood. You can make it. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: come on, act like you look. Yeah, I didn't stop

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Speaker 1: pushing that button. And then when that dope close, I

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Speaker 1: love it. I'm sending it back. I'm back down, don't

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Speaker 1: right back down. And if I see somebody in the store,

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Speaker 1: his wife or his girlfriend, oh my god, just so

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Speaker 1: much like when they're not looking, put condoms and loot

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Speaker 1: in the basket. When they down, you put me like

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Speaker 1: that chick. See that look on much? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: when I see little ottle ladies crossing the street, but

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Speaker 1: with the walk up, just that we didn't get right

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Speaker 1: in front of the just hit the gag, hit that gas.

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Speaker 1: You wut your foot on the brake, right that rabbing

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Speaker 1: straight up, Baby's I'm not yet. I don't mind taking

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Speaker 1: your pocket space. I don't mind. If I see you waiting,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up in there. I don't know you

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Speaker 1: was waiting. You gonna work out for you? Oh A

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Speaker 1: lot of do a lot of go to a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: In the restaurant I go to in my birthday, get

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Speaker 1: that chirday you know, but you gotta say low, you

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Speaker 1: know it? What a lot of saying take you. If

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Speaker 1: I'm in church right and you got your baby face

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm gonna make him cry. Parents. Turnaround that

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Speaker 1: one right, you're going in the ladies and these ladies

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Speaker 1: stories right in the biggest the big shops, and you

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Speaker 1: switch the sizes, right, you put size six on the

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Speaker 1: fourteen so she thinks she got on the sand coming down.

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Speaker 1: It's coming out right, just the last one right here, on,

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Speaker 1: just the last one, hitchhickers. Oh my god, that's the

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Speaker 1: best to the best, because you know they've been out

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Speaker 1: there for a while. You stopped by two flocks up

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Speaker 1: and you had to where you got what come on?

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Speaker 1: I'm going that? Well? Didn't you drive your heads just

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Speaker 1: to watch him in the room with that look? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, is so hard. I know people still here

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Speaker 1: right that do That was the best when you broke

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Speaker 1: down right and you see it on his tape, you

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Speaker 1: hit that but and it up. You want lock on

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Speaker 1: this nobody going down? Man. My favorite got to be

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Speaker 1: the old lady on that wall. He come right right

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Speaker 1: in front of the didn't they turn and crut you

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Speaker 1: out because they can't do that, just Ross. I know, man,

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Speaker 1: you put them columns in that bast on puttin getting

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out which one of y'all? Right, who

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Speaker 1: this who? You got this proud of yourself? You got

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Speaker 1: another one? Come all right, I go to move theater right, okay,

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Speaker 1: wait to get crowded. Yeah, we all love movies. In

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Speaker 1: the middle, right in the middle, middle seat, right in

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Speaker 1: middle seat, right through the whole movie. Excuse me coming through,

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Speaker 1: gotta pick you go back in the eu me come still,

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Speaker 1: head too much shoulder? Hey, how a time in between

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Speaker 1: you when you're leaving, when you call right right right

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Speaker 1: when podcast you gotta pell I'm gonna had so much soda,

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Speaker 1: these little things with a couple of parties, and this

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Speaker 1: this dude, fat dude kept getting the boy told him say, man,

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Speaker 1: come by here one more. Alright, alright, coming up. One

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Speaker 1: of her favorite segments, the ignorance does not stop on

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Speaker 1: this show. Coming up next. You're listening show, all right, Stephen, Jay,

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Speaker 1: you guys go back, We go back so far, so far,

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Speaker 1: I mean crazy stories. It was never cable. We had

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Speaker 1: a TV. Stephen always tell me about how he's sold insurance,

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Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna let you finish it. But

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Speaker 1: the story he told about how he was going to

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Speaker 1: sell insurance to these people. Drove way out somewhere late

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Speaker 1: at night, way out and a couple go ahead. That

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Speaker 1: was old. Wait a minute, they was old, and I

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Speaker 1: dried web me it was dog where they lived. I'm sleeping.

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Speaker 1: And I get out there and the lady was real

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Speaker 1: nice man, and she wint got me some tea, and

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Speaker 1: I was taking a couple of SIPs to the tea

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Speaker 1: and they were sitting there and I, you know, the

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Speaker 1: one of them had to hear the age, so I

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Speaker 1: had to speak a little loud, and you know, when

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Speaker 1: you're tied, that takes more energy. And I'm just talking

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Speaker 1: about this policy. The guy got up and went somewhere

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Speaker 1: and came back, and that stopped my momentum. So when

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Speaker 1: he came back and he sat out, I was damned

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Speaker 1: near goal. And I looked at him and I was

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Speaker 1: sitting there, man, and I said, yeah, coming wealth. The

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Speaker 1: couple was still sitting there. That baby was. I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how long I was sleeping, but

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Speaker 1: the old white people was just sitting there looking at me.

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Speaker 1: I can't go, And when I owed my eyes, I

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Speaker 1: did not know who them to white people? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I said, it's just a hot Do

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Speaker 1: they have me? They got a crazy son with an

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Speaker 1: as somewhere. Man. I got to look around and lady

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01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:49,160
Speaker 1: said you she are tired, mister. Oh my god, man,

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Speaker 1: I said the man. The only thing that cluded me

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Speaker 1: was I looked back down at my paperwork and it

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Speaker 1: said Commonwealth Insurance. Let me know you an insurance agent.

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Speaker 1: Because I thought it was a hostage situation. Hasn't many

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Speaker 1: white phoones them got me outs? Man, I ain't got

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Speaker 1: no cell phone, you know, weren't no cell phones or nothing.

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Speaker 1: No man, wow, job job. And they looked just like

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Speaker 1: the white people on that on that conflict box, remember

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Speaker 1: oh Ma and Paul Kettle they had to pitch funk

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Speaker 1: Head and wy Frank Glass and look like he'll kill you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, but he's weaken people. But they looked

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Speaker 1: like they were real strong too, though. Man. Man, I

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Speaker 1: woke up. Man, I'm telling you, I swear to god,

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Speaker 1: I woke up. I did not know who them two

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Speaker 1: people was. So how'd you get out for that? How

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Speaker 1: was time to go? Now? Time I'm assuming they didn't

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Speaker 1: buy no hell know didn't. Dude, Come tell me where

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Speaker 1: you need to come back when you can stay awake,

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Speaker 1: young man, I am I driving back out here. Y'all

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Speaker 1: gonna be unsure. Damn man, anybody gonna have y'all die

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Speaker 1: to night. And I'm not gonna know you were destined

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Speaker 1: to do what you're doing. I heard him. Yeah, you show,

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Speaker 1: I show ain't gonna bring out no policy check out here.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right? Uh Steve j.

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Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here to murder another hit. Well you

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Speaker 1: got something for me? Well, this is how you were

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Speaker 1: feeling last week. It's y'all one. You were feeling mighty

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Speaker 1: bad last week. What did you bringing up last week?

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Speaker 1: This is what it sounds like when pimps cry, Jay,

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Speaker 1: you're from Columbia, South Carola. Uh huh, you gotta college day?

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Speaker 1: And guess what they named me? And the game cocks? Man?

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Speaker 1: Who want to be that? You know? Then? I didn't

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Speaker 1: even him talk right there? Somebody come on me and

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Speaker 1: somebody you a game cock with the fight? Putt a

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Speaker 1: little something together for you, man, I hold you like it?

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Speaker 1: Man it out? Yeah, No, don't man, thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: pimping your pain and a pitch of the kick of

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Speaker 1: miss snatic just sweat from Gass covering to him. You

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Speaker 1: knew he's starling and praying and he won't miss even

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Speaker 1: if you can. Let's go. Carter ain't tied Cleveland win

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Speaker 1: soon then the tacame miss serious still do fell on

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Speaker 1: my seat. Now I'm feeling you just leave us hanging.

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Speaker 1: How can you miss that field? Though? So the fans

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Speaker 1: are demanding because then I'd losing the s is getting

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Speaker 1: no nation to drive another one. That won't joke. That's

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Speaker 1: don't lie, Leland. We know what you surpie, but this

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Speaker 1: is what it sounds like when scribing I'm so hurt man,

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Speaker 1: Damn Brown shack classic j Anthony Brown. That was real good.

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Speaker 1: Sound like him cry that cry pimping. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if he's you know, cran ain't got to hear. All right,

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Speaker 1: We're coming back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, this is our last break

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Speaker 1: of the day. Steve's closing remarks, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: miss it. It's been a good day. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the show. All right, Steve, here we are

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Speaker 1: last break of the day, and does Steve give us

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Speaker 1: something uplifting in your closing remarks? Okay, just over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: I just want to remind some people of some things. Uh. Look,

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Speaker 1: I know when you're chasing your dreams that it gets

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01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,400
Speaker 1: a little hard for you sometimes. I am fully aware

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Speaker 1: of that. I know sometimes when you're chasing them dreams,

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01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:18,640
Speaker 1: it gets daunting. I know you get disappointed. I know,

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01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 1: I know really man, that you become impatient because you're

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01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:25,000
Speaker 1: going like, wow, man, it don't seem like nothing's happening.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying that to hanging there. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to encourage you. You know, the one thing

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01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,400
Speaker 1: in order to make your dreams come true, you can

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01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:40,920
Speaker 1: never quit. If you quit one hundred percent, I can

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01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 1: promise you your dreams won't come true if you quit.

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Speaker 1: So you got to persevere. You've got to be persistent.

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01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:56,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to realize that you're gonna be faced

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Speaker 1: with the challenges, the disappointments, hardships, setbacks. It's a part

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Speaker 1: of the life. It's part of life, but it's part

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Speaker 1: of the game of success. What the devil does, though,

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Speaker 1: he has a masterful trick. In this moment of disappointment, setbacks, hurt,

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Speaker 1: and impatience, he has an amazing trick. He starts playing

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Speaker 1: with your mind. Maybe it ain't meant to be here,

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01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:29,559
Speaker 1: going real? When he playing it, you know it probably

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Speaker 1: ain't God's will. Oh, you gotta be careful of that,

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Speaker 1: and be careful of people who always tell you it

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Speaker 1: may not be God's will. How do they know what

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Speaker 1: God's will is for you? Be very careful of people

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Speaker 1: who always come to you with that, never a word

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Speaker 1: of encouragement, never a word to say, hey, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm pulling for you, none of that. You know, if

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Speaker 1: be literally people who say, you know, it may not

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Speaker 1: be for you, Maybe it's not for you. How do

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01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:05,120
Speaker 1: they know this? How do they know this? If you

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Speaker 1: bet on that happening, if you've seen it in your

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01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:13,560
Speaker 1: imagination over and over and over, if you're thoroughly convinced

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Speaker 1: that this is for you, and if you gifted at it,

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Speaker 1: stop listening to these people. Stop listening to these people.

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01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard somebody you know what could be?

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01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:28,760
Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking to be Are you kidding me? Maybe

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01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:32,639
Speaker 1: it's not your time, maybe it ain't the lord's will.

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01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:35,720
Speaker 1: When a person always comes to you with that and

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Speaker 1: never has words of encouragement, you have shared your dream

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01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:44,439
Speaker 1: with the worst person you can possibly share your dream with.

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01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:50,000
Speaker 1: If you want to kill a big dream, share it

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01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:56,080
Speaker 1: with a small minded person. Oh my god, they are

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Speaker 1: experts at hog come. Why not what faults high as

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Speaker 1: supposed to work out? Small minded people only tell you

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Speaker 1: why something won't work. Have you noticed that everybody? Do

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Speaker 1: you have somebody in your life man that every time

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Speaker 1: you talk to them, they got something negative? Say? You

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Speaker 1: know that? You know? Have you ever heard anybody say

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Speaker 1: to them to the you know what? You've really put

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Speaker 1: enough into this? Have you ever heard that you've really

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Speaker 1: put enough into this? Hold on, wait a minute, man,

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Speaker 1: do you realize that in order to become successful that

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Speaker 1: you have to pour your all in all into something?

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Speaker 1: All in all means all you got and all some

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Speaker 1: mote when you when you when something says you have

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Speaker 1: to give you'all all in all that means you have

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Speaker 1: to give your all, which is everything you have, and

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Speaker 1: then you have to find some moe to throw at it.

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Speaker 1: That's what all in all means that's given it all

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Speaker 1: and all, so you gotta throw everything you have at it,

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Speaker 1: and then you gotta throw some more at it. My

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Speaker 1: father used to take this, tell me this all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I did not understand until I got older. He

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Speaker 1: used to always say to me. He said, son, when

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Speaker 1: you think you can't do no more, do some more.

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Speaker 1: And I actually be looking at my father, go, man,

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Speaker 1: this is dude crazy. Didn't he didn't he hear me

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Speaker 1: just say how tired I am? Didn't my father just

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Speaker 1: hear me say I can't do no more? He looked

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Speaker 1: dead at me and say, son, when you feel like

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Speaker 1: you can't do no more, do some more. I bet

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Speaker 1: you can't. And you know what, he was right. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get it until I grew up, and I started

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Speaker 1: thinking about giving up or quitting or walking away. And

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Speaker 1: I found myself just hanging in there, because you know what,

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Speaker 1: when you think you've done everything you could do and

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Speaker 1: you can't do no more, do like my daddy, slip

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Speaker 1: Car said, just do some more. When you want to

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Speaker 1: be successful, you're gonna have to give your all in all.

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Speaker 1: So that means you gotta put all you have into it.

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Speaker 1: And when you can put all you got into something,

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Speaker 1: you gotta find some more and throw that at it too.

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Speaker 1: That's it. If you can do that, If you can

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Speaker 1: do that, that's the end of a very famous poem

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Speaker 1: I learned while pledging. Call If if you can fulfill

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Speaker 1: the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance, run,

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Speaker 1: the earth is yours and everything that's in it, and

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Speaker 1: which is more, you will be a man, my son.

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Speaker 1: The key to that is, if you can fulfill the

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Speaker 1: unforgiving minute, then unforgiving minute means it just keeps on ticket.

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Speaker 1: But if you can fill it with sixty seconds worth

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Speaker 1: of distance, run, that means the whole time you and

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Speaker 1: there you hauling, the earth is yours and everything that's

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Speaker 1: in it, and which is more, You'll be a man

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