1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: If you think you had a bad Monday this week, 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: imagine losing seven billion dollars in one day. It's the 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:12,079 Speaker 1: Jewel Show. And this last Monday, just a couple of 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: days ago. I think it's now known as Black Monday. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: The day that Facebook and Instagram went down. The world 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: was freaking out. I hadn't even checked my Facebook or 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: Instagram or anything like that since I woke up in 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: the morning, and I didn't know about the outage that 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: happened until late in the afternoon, and I was shook 10 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: and I didn't realize that everything was crumbling around us. 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: We'll get to some some of the reactions that the Internet 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: had about this horrible atrocity that happened on Monday. Facebook 13 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: and Instagram went down, and they don't even really know why. 14 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: But check this out. By four o'clock on Monday, Facebook 15 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: had lost nearly sixty million dollars in revenue sixteen million 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: and about thirteen that's about thirteen million dollars per hour 17 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: or two hundred twenty thousand dollars per minute. And Mark's 18 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: Erberg saw his personal net worth decrease by about seven 19 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: billion dollars all in one day. Oh poor guy, and 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: really bad timing too. Facebook is under investigation by Congress 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: right now, and it's all conspiracy to me. But I 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: don't trust Facebook as far as I can throw them, 23 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: and I can't do them. Also, I why am I 24 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: not shocked that it's a conspiracy for you though, I 25 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: don't know, Like, what were they doing for six hours? 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 1: What were they doing? Do you think it was a 27 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: planned outage? Yes, I will not be a planned outage. 28 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: Like they're in trouble with the government, which is weird 29 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: because they're a private company. But anyway, the government, I 30 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: think they are the government. Yeah, well Facebook, Well it's Amazon. Amazon. 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: Here's what I think. Okay, so there's one whistleblower right 32 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: now who's making headlines and testifying in front of Congress 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: about Facebook and the things that they've done wrong that 34 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: they haven't been honest about. Right, Garry, this is happening 35 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: this week, and then on Monday it goes down. Do 36 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: you think it went down so that they couldn't be traced, 37 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: that they were getting rid of stuff, deleting stuff, That's 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: what I was thinking you were talking about it. I 39 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: think it's Mark Zuckerberg and his hobbies. Yeah, they knew 40 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: they were going to be in trouble right and people 41 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: are gonna be mad at them, and they're like, yeah, 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: let's show them how who's boss though, Let's make them 43 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: realize happens. No, I wouldn't even say censoring them. I 44 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: would say Facebook and Instagram. We're like, okay, let's just 45 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: do it before people start complaining about us, Go this 46 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: is how much you need us deleted for a little while. 47 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: Everybody freaks out. But that's what we're saying. Isn't in 48 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: the ultimate censor to shut it down completely, because then 49 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: you can't post anything on Instagram or Facebook, right, you 50 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 1: can't talk about Actually yeah, good point, Yes, that's the 51 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: ultimate sensor. We're not supposed to talk about it, I 52 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: believe at all. We started we were going to talk 53 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 1: about some of the internet's reactions. We should, I think 54 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: we should. We want to go over funny memes that 55 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: I found. Let's do it about the about the outage 56 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: on Monday. Let's go over some funny memes to forget 57 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: about the fact that there's a huge conspiracy going on 58 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: to Facebook right now. So while everybody was freaking out 59 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: because they thought their phone wasn't working, you know, they're 60 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: starting their phone or WiFi, the routers and all that. 61 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: Those who did realize went to Twitter. So then I 62 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 1: found this one. So Twitter they did when the downtime 63 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: was happening with Instagram and Facebook on Monday. Hello, literally 64 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: everyone that's tweet Yeah. And then McDonald's jumped in and 65 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: this was really funny. McDonald's response and says, what can 66 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: I get you? It's really funny, like the backup on line. Yeah. 67 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: Then McDonald's is off of Instagram too that I guess 68 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: We'll go check Twitter. I'm telling you, these social media 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: interns for corporations are just genius. Yeah. So Twitter respond 70 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: said fifty nine point six million nuggets for my friends 71 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: because they have fifty nine probably million users. Yeah yeah. 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: And then Bubba Wallace, who sponsors McDonald's he is in NASCAR, 73 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: says for here to go, like everybody's just piling off. 74 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: It's really funny. And then there was another one just 75 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: kidding that was it, but I'm st STARMCSS perfect time 76 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: for a coffee break, which is like, I mean, is 77 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: it though? Like you don't have your phone, you can't 78 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: go on chill. That was a failed by Starbucks, I 79 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: think to try to get in and no offense like, 80 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: I like Starbucks. It's like when you're my whole family's 81 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: joking around, you know, and then your dad comes in 82 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: and then they try to be part of it, and 83 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: you're right, dad, just go back to the recliner chair, 84 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: you know, just go over there with your like coffee 85 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: and your cigar. McDonald's social media person one. Yeah, the 86 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: companies yesterday, Starbucks kind of failed and you gotta have 87 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: a filter. I made a meme for it, and I 88 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: have a filter. Her name is Alex and I was like, 89 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: I made a meme and I showed her. I was like, hey, 90 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: I made this meme for the Facebook Instagram outage. Hey 91 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: what do you think of it? And she just kind 92 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: of looks at it. You could tell me if it's stupid, 93 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, I'm not gonna I don't want 94 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: to deal with the person today. Right. So it was 95 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: just really bad. It wasn't funny, right, the Twitter and yeah, 96 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: the comparisons, Yeah, I mean it was funny. I thought Starbucks. 97 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: I thought you said it was dumb. No, I said 98 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: that's funny, you know, And so I just said that. 99 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I'm gonna play along. Like I 100 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: didn't think it was funny. Oh, I don't know what 101 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: happened Facebook something with that conspiracy there. Facebook is in 102 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 1: on at all And listen to us on our phone, 103 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: meet me onto Facebook well text in four, one, six one. 104 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: Did we just uncover a huge conspiracy with social media 105 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: companies and Facebook censoring things against them because of that 106 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: or are we just completely paranoid people? Also, did you 107 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: see any funny tweets about the whole thing? Let's hear 108 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: those two. 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