Speaker 1: Was up. It's sauce on the side, Episode fifty two.
Speaker 2: Wow, right, Yeah, I think we're we're just trucking along.
Speaker 3: Here, trucking. That's a full year podcast.
Speaker 2: We're going to get to one hundred and then throw
Speaker 2: a party or something.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Do you think we should do a live a live
Speaker 2: show four hundredth podcasts?
Speaker 3: Just I've been wanting to bring this up to you
Speaker 3: because I think I found a perfect space. Oh can
Speaker 3: I just say the space? Sure? I think you should
Speaker 3: do it at City Winery. It's like one hundred to
Speaker 3: two hundred people that could come. It's like an intimate night.
Speaker 3: You know, it's not going to be so daunting. You
Speaker 3: could easily sell this out. And I think it would
Speaker 3: be so much fun. It could be like Gandhi and Friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, that could be fun.
Speaker 3: I would love that. I think a live show. Honestly,
Speaker 3: why wait until one hundred seventy five is a party?
Speaker 3: Sixty is a party?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: We're really lowering the bar here and saying.
Speaker 3: We should go now sixty this episode. Yeah, well, it
Speaker 3: doesn't even need to be that. If you would get
Speaker 3: a fun friend to go, we could make this a
Speaker 3: really fun party. Get some merch. Oh, imagine if you
Speaker 3: it's like your zoga podcast merch.
Speaker 1: Guess what podcast words?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying podcast.
Speaker 2: By the way, Hey, I'm Gandhi and I'm here with
Speaker 2: my buddies Andrew and Diamond Hiller. Hi, how's your head? Diamond?
Speaker 1: It's okay right now. I don't know. It's like a
Speaker 1: combination of things. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Are you stressed out from the Grammys last night? I
Speaker 2: did more so the reaction to the Grammys that too.
Speaker 1: Yes, hashtag you know who you are, all of you.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it because people might not know what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's talk about it. So my queen Beyonce
Speaker 1: Giselle Carter, I mean Nole's Carter. Excuse me. She finally
Speaker 1: won Album of the Year for her country album Cowboy Carter,
Speaker 1: and she won Best Country Album, and she won Best
Speaker 1: Is It Country Duo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: Something won that woman, Zach Brian, I remember everything, Casey.
Speaker 1: We'll get to her one at a time, honey, all grievances, right,
Speaker 1: So she won well deserved as usual, because in my opinion,
Speaker 1: she's the hardest working woman in show business and I
Speaker 1: flipped my hair on purpose. You couldn't see it, but
Speaker 1: I did it. But so many people have like such
Speaker 1: an issue with this. People who are now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden country fans who actually care about the Grammys
Speaker 1: for once, are now upset because Beyonce is not country.
Speaker 1: Beyonce is whoever she decides to be when she wakes
Speaker 1: up in the morning. I'm sorry, I think she has
Speaker 1: that right. But the album was a country album. So
Speaker 1: if she was recognized as a country artist, or the
Speaker 1: album was recognized as a country album and she won
Speaker 1: for it, then maybe your besties and your favorites need
Speaker 1: to do better.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of backlash about Beyonce winning. I
Speaker 2: just didn't know people really cared that much. I'm very
Speaker 2: confused because post Malone started out rapping, he then did alternative,
Speaker 2: he then did country. Nobody seems to be complaining about that.
Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus started out Hannah Montana all this, she just
Speaker 2: won the award with Beyonce in country music. Nobody has
Speaker 2: a problem with that. But people are real but her
Speaker 2: about Beyonce specifically, what do you think.
Speaker 1: It could be?
Speaker 3: Oh, it makes no sense. Can I throw my two
Speaker 3: cents in.
Speaker 2: Of course you've got a microphone, Andrew.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense to me. It is so dumb.
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus also had younger. Now that was her foray
Speaker 3: into country music. If we remember that too. Welcome open arms.
Speaker 3: And someone has specifically mentioned post Malone, being like she
Speaker 3: was up against post Malone, the rapper, post Malone, the
Speaker 3: rock singer post Malone, Oh, the country singer post Malone.
Speaker 3: He paid his dues, right.
Speaker 2: See, whoever the fuck he wants to be on whatever
Speaker 2: day he wants to be a right.
Speaker 3: And that we're fine with that. Oh no, no, but
Speaker 3: he's friends with people in the country industry, so that
Speaker 3: you know. But meanwhile, Beyonce, Dolly Parton, ye, Willie Nelson.
Speaker 2: They all co signed, all these massive iconic human beings
Speaker 2: and country music co signed on this album.
Speaker 1: Now she did say, so who did it?
Speaker 3: Jason Eldan, thank you yourself.
Speaker 2: It's just something about it's a little sketchy and it
Speaker 2: feels I was trying to put it into words because
Speaker 2: obviously we're all looking and we're saying, well, this seems racist.
Speaker 2: Before I try to throw that out into the ether,
Speaker 2: I always take a step back and think, is this
Speaker 2: actually racist? Am I looking at this through a lens
Speaker 2: because I'm a person of color, where I'm being offended
Speaker 2: about something that isn't actually racist, and in this case,
Speaker 2: I think it's racism.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, something's not quite white about it. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying it. It's something's mmmm, it's it's it's annoying
Speaker 3: because you get to pick what you submit your songs
Speaker 3: to category wise. So she did Americana, she did folk,
Speaker 3: she did country, she did rap. That's the I think
Speaker 3: the beauty of music. Why is it that she was
Speaker 3: shut out? Shut out again, not even a nom Something's
Speaker 3: not that you tell me, Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldan, tell
Speaker 3: me what's going on with the lady. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3: Bigger conversations need to be had. Any who.
Speaker 2: It just seemed like when post Malone was doing it,
Speaker 2: it was, oh my god, how eclectic, what a bold move,
Speaker 2: doing whatever music you want to, And then when it's
Speaker 2: a black woman doing the same thing, it's all of
Speaker 2: a sudden like stay in your lane, little lady. Yep,
Speaker 2: I'll know if you know, you're not supposed to be here.
Speaker 3: The thing is that they try and make it come
Speaker 3: from a perspective of she didn't pay her dues. What
Speaker 3: dous need to be paid exactly. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't need to pay dues for whatever. If I'm
Speaker 3: a pop singer and then all of a sudden one
Speaker 3: day I want to go do alternative, it's like open arms,
Speaker 3: but for some reason with country they have a very
Speaker 3: weird guard up where you have to be welcomed in.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense. Casey
Speaker 3: Musgraves is a perfect example of that. The minute you
Speaker 3: mentioned smoking pot, kissing girls, kissing girls or boys, whatever
Speaker 3: you're into, it's.
Speaker 2: Like follow your arrow an amazing song.
Speaker 3: Not paying dues shouldn't get in. Just say that you're homophobic.
Speaker 3: Say just say it. It's easier.
Speaker 2: They are saying it. They're saying it without saying it.
Speaker 3: It's the new DEI, all those des Andrews, which goes
Speaker 3: back to being the new woke. It's just too much.
Speaker 2: I think de I is going to replace the N
Speaker 2: word for a lot of people who really want to
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, they can't say it, so they're just.
Speaker 2: Going to say stupid stuff like do I hire for
Speaker 2: a lot of people seem to be forgetting what the
Speaker 2: E is, by the way, and they're going to be
Speaker 2: very sad when the East starts to go away.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to go away. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I you know, no, I can't because it's going to
Speaker 2: impact all of us.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to see people eat their words.
Speaker 2: And I feel like, you know, he's going to be
Speaker 2: eating in a year. That's cute.
Speaker 3: I just know. I had avocado on my sandwich this
Speaker 3: weekend and I said, I'm going to enjoy it. Wal
Speaker 3: it's here goes to become like a thirty dollars sandwich.
Speaker 3: But back to the Grammy, I'm happy beyon one.
Speaker 2: I'm happy Beyonce one. I think I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people we're very happy that Beyonce won.
Speaker 1: A lot of people. Yeah, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people text me personally and we're just like your girl one,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for her.
Speaker 3: I'm like me too. They don't happen for Lana one day.
Speaker 1: No, it won't happen for Lana.
Speaker 3: Well it'll happen.
Speaker 2: You think Alana's gonna make a country album?
Speaker 3: Uh, she was supposed to. But knowing Lana del Ray,
Speaker 3: she posts like like Canva art and it's like, this
Speaker 3: is my new album and you're like, please don't make
Speaker 3: that the album cover. And she announces projects and then
Speaker 3: two years later she's like, all right, here's a new album,
Speaker 3: completely different title, completely different everything. She just does whatever
Speaker 3: comes to her.
Speaker 2: That's artists do whatever they want to do because they're
Speaker 2: artist who cares. It's so funny that all of these
Speaker 2: non artists are telling artists what they can and cannot create.
Speaker 3: It's the dweves who aren't creative saying like, well, you
Speaker 3: got to pay a due to get in. No, you don't.
Speaker 3: You couldn't make it, and that's why you're hacking it
Speaker 3: as like a low level executive.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Don't try and comfort the people actually making the art
Speaker 3: and telling them that they're not allowed in that world.
Speaker 3: Like you're the dwep, you're the dork who couldn't hack it,
Speaker 3: So sit down.
Speaker 2: You know a lot of people said Brandon and I
Speaker 2: mentioning Zoga our art business, that we didn't pay our
Speaker 2: dues and we're bombs who just scammed our way into
Speaker 2: the industry, and how dare we are able to have
Speaker 2: an art show in New York City without having paid
Speaker 2: our dues. I'm like, let me tell you some what
Speaker 2: I have been at this job with this microphone, not
Speaker 2: this one, but a microphone since I was twenty years old.
Speaker 2: I have paid some dues. Trust me, it might not
Speaker 2: be in the art industry that you want it to
Speaker 2: be in, but I've paid a lot of dues, and
Speaker 2: I've built a lot. I've paid dues. I was very
Speaker 2: lucky to be able to parlay it into something else.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you hate me for that, because apparently
Speaker 2: in New York City, have you ever seen what people
Speaker 2: have to go through. No, you have to like sign
Speaker 2: up for an apprenticeship or some type of almost internship
Speaker 2: program where you're not getting paid at galleries, so you
Speaker 2: work for free, and then you can pay a membership
Speaker 2: fee to always have your name in the ring in
Speaker 2: case a gallery opens up, and then you have to
Speaker 2: pay to have an art show at a lot of
Speaker 2: these places.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's scambony.
Speaker 2: So I was like, cool, y'all can hate as much
Speaker 2: as you want to hate from.
Speaker 1: Outside the club. You can't even get in. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: thought about making that my Instagram bio now, that page,
Speaker 1: but I thought someone would say, like you're a loser
Speaker 1: for that, like you literally, Yeah, I'm now I'm a weep.
Speaker 1: But now that you said it, I might have to
Speaker 1: change some things up a little bit.
Speaker 2: In the words of Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, he won to Grammy last night. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know best is it like best R and B album.
Speaker 1: It's the first time he won since everything that happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so his fans were very excited.
Speaker 2: His fans are a rabid group of people, very weird.
Speaker 2: You can't tell them anything. They're like, he may have
Speaker 2: beat the ship out of someone, but did.
Speaker 1: She die though? That is insane?
Speaker 2: It's so crazy. He then continued a pattern of crazy
Speaker 2: that kind of indicated it's not such a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he threw a chair through the like at a window.
Speaker 1: Didn't people out of the Like it came the glass
Speaker 1: and came out and like fell onto the ground somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not funny.
Speaker 2: Did you imagine walking?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say this, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: say it anyway. Can you imagine walking? You get hit
Speaker 1: by a chair? Now, this is the thing. It was
Speaker 1: probably so far up that if it actually hit somebody,
Speaker 1: they probably would have died. So I'm happy that it
Speaker 1: didn't hit anyone. But could you imagine if you're walking
Speaker 1: down the street, you get hit with a chair and
Speaker 1: you find out that Chris Brown threw it. Oh pay day.
Speaker 2: Even if it wasn't hurt, immediate flop on the I
Speaker 2: can't feel anything.
Speaker 1: It was a long chair.
Speaker 2: Wait, maybe it wasn't the chair hold on. According to
Speaker 2: The Hollywood Reporter circa twenty eleven, he broke the window,
Speaker 2: glass shattered all over, and fell onto the ground below.
Speaker 2: I don't know if the chair actually came out of
Speaker 2: the window.
Speaker 3: Particles sharp, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Glass cut me.
Speaker 2: If an icicle can fall off a building and kill you, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 1: Hm.
Speaker 2: Anyway, one thing that you.
Speaker 3: Were saying about paying your dues in the art world,
Speaker 3: I think that's why I was happy that Beyonce won,
Speaker 3: because it felt like she exactly and how many times
Speaker 3: does that woman have to get nominated and lose? And
Speaker 3: that's like the biggest category.
Speaker 2: I don't think The Cowboy Carter is Beyonce's best album.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of her albums that were incredible.
Speaker 2: I really liked Lemonade. I know that might not be
Speaker 2: people's favorites. I freaking loved that album. I thought it
Speaker 2: was incredible. She should have won for so many things,
Speaker 2: but she won for this one. Oh well, whatever, who cares.
Speaker 2: But the outrage from the country world calm it down touts.
Speaker 1: I think that they should be more upset with the
Speaker 1: Academy if they're upset about anything, like, don't be mad
Speaker 1: at Beyonce. Be mad about the fact that these people
Speaker 1: voted for when you didn't think, quote unquote, it was
Speaker 1: a country album. And I think also it's kind of
Speaker 1: like the Academy given an f you to country music too,
Speaker 1: because like you didn't nominate her for any of your awards.
Speaker 1: So not only was she nominated, but she won and
Speaker 1: we thought that she was worthy of this award. Thank you?
Speaker 1: So can we talk about her each the lack thereof
Speaker 1: Beyonce waiting for years for this and you're gonna piss
Speaker 1: me off. I stayed up late for you. I have
Speaker 1: a headache today because of your ass. I stayed up
Speaker 1: late to hear hers talk about how many years it took,
Speaker 1: how many nos she got, blah blah blah, blah blah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see a tear drop and she's just like,
Speaker 1: thank you to the Academy. Long years of hard work.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? You looked in the mirror
Speaker 1: and studied this and practiced this for this? What have
Speaker 1: I told you about?
Speaker 2: Beyonce not a strong.
Speaker 1: Speaker nor a reader, so it's tough. It's tough for her.
Speaker 2: Did you watch The Lion King?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't.
Speaker 2: Don't. The live action version The Lion King was ruined
Speaker 2: by one Beyonce Jaselle Noles Carter. I'm sorry, let her alone,
Speaker 2: live her alone. They changed all this whole role like
Speaker 2: what what it? Lines were delivered terribly and she was
Speaker 2: clearly reading a script. I'm just saying, So, don't expect
Speaker 2: a ton from her in that capacity.
Speaker 3: You byers hate her impression. No, it's hysterical.
Speaker 1: Don't do it not during Black History money exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna ship my today's.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it, but I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: He has twenty five more days. He could wait until
Speaker 1: I have to wait twenty five days do it.
Speaker 3: I don't even think I'm not good at it. She's
Speaker 3: good at it. She's like Simba, you gotta get your
Speaker 3: water from the whale. She's just the way she says it.
Speaker 3: At all, you have to listen to it. She said,
Speaker 3: go back and listen to it, and she's like, you
Speaker 3: will see that that is actually an accurate Beyonce impersonation.
Speaker 2: You know the thing what Beyonce is she is an
Speaker 2: incredible performer and an incredible singer. She's just always Beyonce.
Speaker 2: I don't think she should try and play other characters
Speaker 2: ever in the world.
Speaker 3: I like her. She s gold Member.
Speaker 1: She was Beyonce. Oh it was so good. She was
Speaker 1: Foxy Cleopatra, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: And she had that song off that oh you gotta
Speaker 3: working out.
Speaker 2: She was Beyonce parading as fox say Cleopatra.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, twenty years old? Don't tell me you guys,
Speaker 1: have you seen I know you have it, so I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna look at you. Andrew, have you seen
Speaker 1: Carmen a hip hop?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it? Hippa? It was horrible, but it was
Speaker 1: gone on.
Speaker 3: It was horrible.
Speaker 1: It's horrible, so kind of yes. Yes to B movies.
Speaker 2: I don't get me started on TV movies. I've shut
Speaker 2: them off no less than twenty five times. I keep
Speaker 2: going back to the well, they're so bad. I got
Speaker 2: my friend to watch one over the weekend. He sent
Speaker 2: me a video.
Speaker 1: He was like, what the fuck is this horrible? It's
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 2: But I watched a movie that I remember being I
Speaker 2: feel like people were so amped about it in like
Speaker 2: the late nineties, Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the remake where it's like modern day but
Speaker 3: it's it.
Speaker 2: Could be the worst thing I've ever seen. I couldn't
Speaker 2: even You have Jamie Kennedy yelling out Shakespeare in the
Speaker 2: style of.
Speaker 3: Hip hop's insane. That's insane.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I was gonna say, I have
Speaker 1: to look that up. I don't even want to.
Speaker 2: Don't watch it, don't do it. Yikes. Have you watched
Speaker 2: any of the movies that you were signed with?
Speaker 3: No, I've been on a succession binge. But I finished it.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you something, ten out of.
Speaker 1: Ten, you've finished it already.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so good. It was so good.
Speaker 2: Andrew's like, watch it, watch it, watch it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you have to watch it. So I started watching. He
Speaker 2: has gotten through four seasons in like three days. It's
Speaker 2: been three weeks, three weeks, four seasons. I'm like partially
Speaker 2: through season three. I don't know if I even want
Speaker 2: to finish it. I don't find it to be this
Speaker 2: like amazing, captivating show that everyone else does.
Speaker 3: It's I just exhausting the way they're awful people, terrible people,
Speaker 3: and it just feels like you just want them to
Speaker 3: learn a lesson and then you just realize they will
Speaker 3: never learn their lesson. They're idiots.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like any of them are really that terrible.
Speaker 2: Kendall sucks and his dad sucks, but like Shift so far,
Speaker 2: she's not that bad. She's on her husband, like, okay,
Speaker 2: she did, starts out together and they just roman. He's
Speaker 2: just like any other NEPO baby. I feel like that
Speaker 2: you run into Indus Street. I don't feel like they're
Speaker 2: any worse. A lot of people were trying to compare
Speaker 2: this show to The Sopranos and how engaging it was.
Speaker 2: You know, absolutely not the Sopranos. They were all really
Speaker 2: terrible people.
Speaker 3: I mean, they are hovorable people, are awful people.
Speaker 2: They're all just Metal was awful.
Speaker 1: What She's just an annoying kid.
Speaker 2: No, she was also an annoying adult who would not
Speaker 2: take responsibility for the fact that her family was clearly
Speaker 2: balls deep in the mafia and was like, you're cheating
Speaker 2: my dad so bad. I'm gonna become a lawyer so
Speaker 2: that you can never do this to anyone.
Speaker 3: Forgot it was so good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna finish it, Andrew, but thus far I
Speaker 2: have not been you.
Speaker 3: Know, it ends in the perfect way. Oh, you're gonna
Speaker 3: like the end of season three. Though I liked the
Speaker 3: end of season.
Speaker 2: Three, I will say, you've turned me onto some cool stuff,
Speaker 2: so I try to give it a shot.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to talk to you about the end of
Speaker 3: this show specifically because I think it wraps it up
Speaker 3: very nicely.
Speaker 1: What's the last really good show you watched, Diamond, Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Orange County. No, it's so funny. It is,
Speaker 1: it is. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say a scripted show, but I do
Speaker 2: believe that those are partially scripted.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're not scripted. Scripted show, and Andrew, you
Speaker 1: need to watch Orange County. I think I just wish
Speaker 1: that I could like have control of your TVs for
Speaker 1: like three days.
Speaker 2: Give me a scripted show that you liked. I know
Speaker 2: you like The Sopranos, loved it, you liked The Office,
Speaker 2: loved it. So I feel like we are on the
Speaker 2: same page with a lot of things, because those will
Speaker 2: be two of my favorite shows of all time.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm trying to think I love Abbott. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that show is amazing. It is the best
Speaker 1: show on the planet. Literally, it's so funny. But I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of something like suspenseful. I'm not really
Speaker 1: that girl.
Speaker 2: Okay, not No, Sopranos was suspensive.
Speaker 1: Oh that was good. That was good. I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to get into the wire. This is going to be
Speaker 1: like my fifth attempt.
Speaker 2: I okay, I've tried the wire for like five times. Also,
Speaker 2: I couldn't get into it. I don't mind looking at
Speaker 2: Idris Elba.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: Do you know my sister walks around quoting Snoop all
Speaker 2: day long?
Speaker 1: Really? Yes?
Speaker 2: What she has like a welcome thing in her house.
Speaker 2: That's a quote from Snoop, which is very funny because, like,
Speaker 2: my sister is probably the softest person I've ever met
Speaker 2: in my life, just walks around saying the ship like,
Speaker 2: what where did you get that Snoop? From the wire? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so I asked a while ago for a bunch of
Speaker 2: ask me anythings which I feel like always started a
Speaker 2: good conversation, even though we've been talking now for I'm
Speaker 2: not really sure how long, but a while. Do you
Speaker 2: think you'll just be able to answer off the cuff
Speaker 2: or do you think you'll need a second to think
Speaker 2: about me?
Speaker 3: Just throw one out there, okay?
Speaker 2: If you won the lottery? Yeah, would you still work here?
Speaker 2: And or where would you work if you didn't work here?
Speaker 3: Okay? Easy? I always follow this up with how much
Speaker 3: is the lottery worth? Because if it's a million bucks
Speaker 3: after taxes, that's fine. Hundred thousand. If I'm quitting my
Speaker 3: job for five hundred thousand, slap me, slap me across
Speaker 3: that face.
Speaker 2: Price it's an avocados exactly across that face.
Speaker 3: That's wild. I mean, you're gonna do it anyway. I
Speaker 3: win the lottery, I would love to know if.
Speaker 2: I had, like, it's like job quitting money, don't I'm
Speaker 2: not going to specify.
Speaker 3: Let's say, but it's just D two one hundred million.
Speaker 3: That's that's how I'm quitting ten million. I'm getting there.
Speaker 3: You would quit? I need to walk away with at
Speaker 3: least ten million. I would quit.
Speaker 1: You quit?
Speaker 3: Yeah? For ten million? Then I can at least invest
Speaker 3: in stuff that I want to do. I don't have
Speaker 3: to wake up at four forty five in the morning.
Speaker 3: I don't have to do any of this. I could
Speaker 3: just literally be home when you don't want to wake.
Speaker 2: Up at four forty five. You don't what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: But I still listen to this.
Speaker 1: Does whatever? Andrew? Whatever you say.
Speaker 2: We all laugh at Andrew because when he doesn't have
Speaker 2: anything to say, he just mocks you. Shut up, Angie,
Speaker 2: can it?
Speaker 1: It doesn't work?
Speaker 3: Who's doing for York getting the crowd going? You're a
Speaker 3: sick man, this crowd?
Speaker 2: Okay jokes Okay, So you would not work if you
Speaker 2: got like fifty million dollars. Yeah, you wouldn't work anywhere.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't were here.
Speaker 3: I would invest in my side businesses happily.
Speaker 1: You would dedicate your life to koozies.
Speaker 3: Coozies and podcasting that I'd make my own money on
Speaker 3: interesting easy. I don't have to stress myself out.
Speaker 1: Oh plug your koozies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, brew pants, we have our bottles now. They're
Speaker 3: on the TikTok shop. And let me tell you something,
Speaker 3: the TikTok shop. These things are going viral. It's insane.
Speaker 3: We did two hundred orders in one day. Why, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3: It's a baby bottle. We did get it from China,
Speaker 3: but we did test it to make sure that it's
Speaker 3: lead free and all the BPA freeze. There's a lot
Speaker 3: to get into these things.
Speaker 1: Try to tell you that they.
Speaker 3: Sent us their reports. So and you get two koozies
Speaker 3: and they look like alcohol bottles. So we've gotten some
Speaker 3: hate on that on social media, saying that we promote
Speaker 3: alcoholism but in babies. Yeah, there's that a real statement. Oh,
Speaker 3: the comments are insane on these things. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I didn't know alcoholism was cute as well.
Speaker 1: It is hilarious to think about.
Speaker 3: And it's Tommy drunk.
Speaker 2: Baby's drunk anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the people went in the business with one
Speaker 3: of them, Tommy the large redhead. He just responds with
Speaker 3: like swag under comments, has no care in the world.
Speaker 3: So yeah, if you're on Amazon, principle he is. He
Speaker 3: is a school principle that is sick. If you're on Amazon,
Speaker 3: search brew pants, get the bottles. They make great baby
Speaker 3: shower gifts. They make great baby gifts.
Speaker 2: This plug is getting a little long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do I have to pay for a time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he might have to. Okay, went on for a while.
Speaker 3: Well, you can snip this in post.
Speaker 2: I will not I enjoy doing these, not editing anything.
Speaker 2: Actually that's kind of nice. All right, Diamond, would you quit?
Speaker 1: I don't think I would quit. I would just try
Speaker 1: to figure out a way where I could keep my
Speaker 1: job without getting up as early.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're not quitting.
Speaker 1: No, I like my job. No, I really do.
Speaker 3: For real.
Speaker 1: No, you'd be fucking for real.
Speaker 2: The door.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, for fifty million, you're still gonna wake up,
Speaker 3: sit here and they tell you to pull something. You're
Speaker 3: gonna be like, at six am, I have fifty million
Speaker 3: into the bankcount you're gonna say what?
Speaker 1: No? I okay, So how about maybe I'd keep my
Speaker 1: part time role here, but maybe i'd get an apartment
Speaker 1: out here or a condo out here and walk to
Speaker 1: work every day. Maybe i'd be maybe, maybe there are
Speaker 1: so many possibilities. Right when you have that much money,
Speaker 1: you want to do something that makes you happy. I
Speaker 1: think that if I was like, I'd probably take a
Speaker 1: month off though, Like I'd be like, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: be back next month. But at some point you'd get
Speaker 1: bored just being in the house, so I probably want
Speaker 1: to come in. Hey, motherfuckers, what's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, hell, whatever I do, I would not quit.
Speaker 2: I would probably make them fire me at some point
Speaker 2: because I would just say whatever I wanted to do,
Speaker 2: because I'd be like.
Speaker 1: I got you can't fuck with me.
Speaker 2: Money, all the things I'm not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about it. I'll deal with the FCC find
Speaker 2: no problem. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Take it.
Speaker 2: You're sick.
Speaker 1: You're a sick woman.
Speaker 2: I would like to start an animal sanctuary, like an
Speaker 2: actual one, or we would rescue a bunch of animals.
Speaker 2: That'll be fun, I said earlier. I would love to
Speaker 2: be a panda cuddler in China. You've seen them, right,
Speaker 2: doesn't that look amazing and fulfilling?
Speaker 3: I will say the zoo I went to in Beijing,
Speaker 3: and I lived in China.
Speaker 1: I thought you lived in Japan.
Speaker 3: I went to China first study abroad. It was three weeks,
Speaker 3: but that was the most depressings you I've ever been
Speaker 3: in in my whole life. Because one of the sanctuaries
Speaker 3: was right under a highway. Seeing the enclosure that there
Speaker 3: was just trash, and it was like, the poor animals,
Speaker 3: it's making.
Speaker 2: Me so sad, so we'll go and we'll make it better. Oh.
Speaker 3: I would steal those pandas and babies.
Speaker 2: They're so clingy. Have you seen how.
Speaker 1: Clingy they are? Diamond, No, because I don't think about pandas. Uh, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I really don't. It's like,
Speaker 1: this is the girl who wants to get a dog
Speaker 1: and not walk in Yeah, I want a dog. I
Speaker 1: think about that specific dog in my head. I don't
Speaker 1: think about fucking pandas. What the fuck am I thinking
Speaker 1: about a panda for? Because I don't like zoos a
Speaker 1: fucking smell, like what else?
Speaker 2: I don't love zoos. Zoos make me really sad. When
Speaker 2: I was little, it was my favorite thing to do,
Speaker 2: and as I grew up, I was like, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: they can't get out. They're stuck in here. You captured
Speaker 2: them from somewhere or they were born here and they
Speaker 2: don't even know what life is like on the other side.
Speaker 1: Oh lord.
Speaker 2: I went to the zoo once with my ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: and we were looking at the gorilla enclosure and the
Speaker 2: gorilla came up to the window and he sat by
Speaker 2: us and he put his hand on the glass and
Speaker 2: my boyfriend put his hand on the glass and they
Speaker 2: just sat there with their hands not touching because there
Speaker 2: was glass between them. My boyfriend at the time started
Speaker 2: crying and.
Speaker 1: We had to leave.
Speaker 2: What I have to say, it was the cutestide ever
Speaker 2: thought he was because he was like a massive dude
Speaker 2: who did not cry. And he looked at me and
Speaker 2: he was like, hey, uh, we gotta get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you crying?
Speaker 2: So a yeah, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't see myself ever going back to a
Speaker 1: zoo ever again.
Speaker 3: My mom was like Catwoman at the zoo. She scratches
Speaker 3: the glass on the cat ones and the cats literally
Speaker 3: will all start coming and like going by where she's
Speaker 3: like scratching. She like knows how to call them.
Speaker 2: It's very she's irritating them.
Speaker 3: Don't tell Donna that, Donna. Don't tell Donna. She's want
Speaker 3: to see the cats scratching the glass.
Speaker 1: She stressing them the funk out.
Speaker 2: Okay, imagine because we have a feeling of what this
Speaker 2: is like, right we're sitting here.
Speaker 1: We do our show every day.
Speaker 2: You know what it's like when people walk by this
Speaker 2: glass and stop and stare at us.
Speaker 1: Imagine what's talking.
Speaker 2: You will be like, I'm gonna kill this one. As
Speaker 2: soon as I break this glass and kill it.
Speaker 1: I want to see the cat.
Speaker 3: I remember we were at the Dallas Zoo and we
Speaker 3: passed this enclosure and she was like watch and then
Speaker 3: like a line formed because my mom is just there
Speaker 3: like the cats, look at the cats. And now it's
Speaker 3: making so much sense, and I'm like, it would be
Speaker 3: someone scratching yes, hell is.
Speaker 1: Imagine how weird that would be.
Speaker 2: And there are signs that very clearly say do not
Speaker 2: do it, don't tap the glass. And I'm sure they
Speaker 2: don't say don't scratch the glass. It's all the same thing.
Speaker 1: Donna.
Speaker 2: Wow, Donna, I'm a pug. Okay, all right, this might
Speaker 2: be a really good way to end, because it could
Speaker 2: start a bunch of shit. What are your favorite and
Speaker 2: least favorite things about each other?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're already too bad. Oh hold on, I gotta
Speaker 1: think about it. To my favorite thing about Andrew, I
Speaker 1: can't even say that, Honestly, I can't even I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna don't want to stop you, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Andrew and I have the same music taste right, well,
Speaker 1: sometimes old school music tastes because these days it's been
Speaker 1: getting real tricky with the Charlie k X and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And yeah, and I don't like Casey, but
Speaker 1: like he gets my sense of humor most times, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate that because you know, when I started working here,
Speaker 1: I didn't really think anybody would get my sense of
Speaker 1: humor like that. You know, you were in the room,
Speaker 1: so like outside of the room, Andrew would just come
Speaker 1: and start talking. I'm like, I like you, so it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, cool. What I don't like about
Speaker 1: Andrew is he's a fucking deep he really is. He's
Speaker 1: just a loser.
Speaker 2: I mean, like that is I mean so much love,
Speaker 2: you know how much love that is. She can't really
Speaker 2: think about something mean to say. So she's going to
Speaker 2: the well.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't answer. He doesn't answer the phone when
Speaker 1: I need him to. He thinks everything is a fucking joke.
Speaker 1: Like this morning, I'm trying to ask him to go
Speaker 1: pick up the breakfast and he's just lollygagging around here
Speaker 1: living life, thinking that he's ignoring me as a joke.
Speaker 1: When we were hungry and.
Speaker 3: Starving, promise you, I was not doing that. I was
Speaker 3: actually sitting at my desk making sure the production was in.
Speaker 3: So I was sitting here and everyone looking at my phone.
Speaker 3: Can I win?
Speaker 2: By the way, that is the name of our group chat,
Speaker 2: named by Andrew V.
Speaker 1: PUGLICIV four victim there go on? Yeah, what else? She
Speaker 1: gave you a favorite favorite? What do you like and dislike? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. What do I do I love about you? Feedback?
Speaker 2: We don't want to get feedback here from like anyone
Speaker 2: we actually work with. We got a lot of text messages,
Speaker 2: but I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Big feelings. Yeah, what do I I've said this before
Speaker 1: to you that I really like how you argue with people,
Speaker 1: or how you disagree with people, not argue because it's
Speaker 1: not an argument. Where like you handle situations is like, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're really caring and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: We get that. I love you, okay, great, but like
Speaker 1: I really admire the way you handle adversity. I guess
Speaker 1: you know, like if there's something going on that you
Speaker 1: don't really appreciate, you like address it without flying off
Speaker 1: the handle. Does that feel like I'd like, you know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that because I can't do that now.
Speaker 2: There are times I fly off the handle. However, I
Speaker 2: don't fly off the handle in front of everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how you fly.
Speaker 2: Off the handle with the person on their own, like
Speaker 2: just the two of us will get into something. But
Speaker 2: I feel like when you do stuff like that in
Speaker 2: front of everyone, you're not giving yourself a fair chance
Speaker 2: to solve the problem. Because when people feel like they're
Speaker 2: embarrassed or pushed into a corner, they're just gonna come
Speaker 2: out swinging without actually listening to what you have to say,
Speaker 2: because they're more embarrassed about like what's happening, and they're
Speaker 2: focused on their egos. She's taking us in front of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whereas if it's like one on one. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the fact that you can even think about that, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I can't. Maybe it comes with maturity.
Speaker 1: I'm just not there yet. I can't.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you fly off the handle of anybody.
Speaker 2: I just ran to us, definitely, Like I've heard you
Speaker 2: be pissed off about something, but I've never seen you
Speaker 2: fight with something like.
Speaker 1: Just because I think it's a safer bet for me
Speaker 1: to just shut down, you know, So like maybe maybe
Speaker 1: that's it. What do I dislike about you?
Speaker 2: Give it to me straight.
Speaker 1: What do I like the least about you?
Speaker 2: Oh? It interest seems to have a list over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably does. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. I'm sure there's something.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: The fact that you're a fucking luna took over animals
Speaker 1: and you will fucking put yourself and other people in
Speaker 1: harm's way. Let's go back to fucking Glacier National Park
Speaker 1: when we all could have been eaten by a mama
Speaker 1: bear and her cubs because Gandhi wanted to see a
Speaker 1: fucking wild bear.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: This is exactly reporting.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's that's what I like the least. And
Speaker 1: the fact that you think that it's appropriate to walk
Speaker 1: by and touch people's dogs. One day, somebody's gonna not somebody,
Speaker 1: a dog is gonna bite the show to you. And
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that I'm not gonna be there because I'm
Speaker 1: already traumatized. Okay, I accept all of that.
Speaker 2: I didn't summon the bear in her cubs, by the way,
Speaker 2: they were just on the trail.
Speaker 1: I think you got on your knees and prayed for
Speaker 1: it the night before and you don't even pray like that.
Speaker 2: I'll pray.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But what I didn't do was run from them, because
Speaker 2: we were explicitly advised, repeatedly to not do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't run. It was more like a little gallop.
Speaker 3: L Like it's like in my head that is burnt
Speaker 3: into my memory. How that whole thing went down?
Speaker 1: Really? Oh yeah, how do you think it went down?
Speaker 3: It Literally we're standing there, the people are stopped. It's
Speaker 3: like two twenty year old's college interns for the park
Speaker 3: being like, I think there's a bear with a mama
Speaker 3: cub and like they're down there, and then Diamond's like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck no, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: And then we're like no, no, no, you got to
Speaker 3: stay here. And meanwhile they're like it's right up there,
Speaker 3: don't worry, and Diamond's like, no, no, she's crazy, she's crazy.
Speaker 3: We gotta go, we gotta go, and she starts panicking
Speaker 3: and then you hear rustling in the bushes alla Jurassic.
Speaker 1: Park, where it's like it was very drastic parking. You
Speaker 1: can see this. I don't want to do this, don't
Speaker 1: go out of here.
Speaker 3: Like Diamond, you got it. And then she's clinging to me,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Gonny, maybe we should go, and she's like.
Speaker 2: We actually shouldn't.
Speaker 3: We should stay in the place. And then I'm looking
Speaker 3: at Diamond, who's like, we gotta get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of here. She's like, you know what, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. And then she just starts walking
Speaker 3: away and I did she take her bear spray?
Speaker 1: No, because I was like, leave at least leave the
Speaker 1: spram mind take it because she and then they.
Speaker 3: Turned around into a family and said do you have
Speaker 3: bear spray? And they were like, yes, we do. And
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm coming with you, guys, and
Speaker 3: she just walked away.
Speaker 2: And I realized at that moment why the black people
Speaker 2: die in the horror movies immediately, because she.
Speaker 1: Got spooked, did what she wasn't supposed to do.
Speaker 2: And then clung to a random family of strangers in
Speaker 2: the middle of the woods.
Speaker 3: I'm so terrified the whole rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Very nice people from Pittsburgh, by the way, very nice
Speaker 1: people from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: Shout out to that family from Pittsburgh, and she.
Speaker 3: Were dead, GANI will tell you every two seconds, like,
Speaker 3: but I can't track her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we we all have trackers on each other
Speaker 2: on our phones to find my phone, and we were
Speaker 2: in a place with zero freaking service. So and by
Speaker 2: the way, even if we could have tracked, you would
Speaker 2: have been in a forest somewhere. But I was like, Andrew,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be okay because there's only one way up
Speaker 2: here and one way down. Hopefully she just walked all
Speaker 2: the way down. We're gonna see her at the end.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be okay. You take a deep breath. By
Speaker 2: the way, was it not worth it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, it was the most beautiful little but there
Speaker 3: were just waterfalls everywhere, all leading into that big It
Speaker 3: was beautiful.
Speaker 2: It was one of the prettiest things I've ever seen
Speaker 2: with my own twives. It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: But Park is the most beautiful place in the United States,
Speaker 3: I'd argue, one of the bankeiest places I've been in
Speaker 3: the whole world.
Speaker 1: In the whole world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was amazing. We need to go back and
Speaker 2: spend like actual time there. But yeah, so and then
Speaker 2: you know what, I will say this when we saw
Speaker 2: you at the end of the trail, because Andrew and
Speaker 2: I hiked up and then we came back down and
Speaker 2: when we saw you at the end of the trail,
Speaker 2: both of us were like, yay, there she is, and
Speaker 2: she was dancing underneath the sign.
Speaker 3: YEP.
Speaker 1: I was having a good time by myself. By myself.
Speaker 1: I did have a minute where I was like, what
Speaker 1: did you say? He's like those white people killed her.
Speaker 1: They killed her.
Speaker 3: In my head, I'm like, how I'm gonna tell Henry this.
Speaker 3: Henry's going to be like what?
Speaker 1: YEP. I hung out with a guy named I don't
Speaker 1: remember his name, but we were chatting it up for
Speaker 1: a while and I was walking with him, and then
Speaker 1: I realized, maybe you shouldn't follow this man to wherever
Speaker 1: he's going.
Speaker 2: Never follow a man in the woods, say with us.
Speaker 1: He slept there the night before too. That's when I
Speaker 1: knew something was wrong.
Speaker 2: And by the way, homie who was at the trailhead
Speaker 2: who was telling everyone, no, there's no bears. We haven't
Speaker 2: seen bears in months, No bears. He told us that
Speaker 2: when we started hiking out, so we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: on our way back down, ask Andrew. He was telling
Speaker 2: another group of people we haven't seen bears in months.
Speaker 2: I said, false, we just saw a bear up there
Speaker 2: with cubs. And then on the way back down we
Speaker 2: saw another bear and idiots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them were idiots.
Speaker 1: So stupid. But also there was the family that I
Speaker 1: walked with. They were there for a wedding the day
Speaker 1: before and the wedding was canceled because there was a
Speaker 1: bear sighting on the grounds where the wedding was gonna be.
Speaker 1: So there were bears all through it. Well, they lived there.
Speaker 3: But like, you know, to speak for my people, the whites, right,
Speaker 3: do not get married in a national park? What are
Speaker 3: we doing? They do it, for sure, but like get
Speaker 3: married like, I don't know what's the one the canyon,
Speaker 3: the Grand Canyon? Get married there? What's their lizards? Like
Speaker 3: they're gonna shut down a way?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Like Puma's over there, don't they?
Speaker 1: They had deer that were really big.
Speaker 2: From the deer she ran from the deer.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: By the way, I have a friend I've told him
Speaker 2: about what our conversation with our tour guide was. Remember
Speaker 2: how nonchalantly our amazing tour guide was like, yeah, within
Speaker 2: the past I don't know how long he had not one,
Speaker 2: but multiple friends killed by bears. Do you remember how
Speaker 2: casually he said it, like it was, and it was
Speaker 2: that year. This year he had these people killed by bears.
Speaker 2: I told my friend that and he was like, that's
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 1: He lied to you.
Speaker 2: So what why do you think that He's like, well,
Speaker 2: looked up the studs and people who've been killed by bears,
Speaker 2: and not that many people and killed by bears.
Speaker 1: Little, I said, I don't think he would have lied
Speaker 1: to us about it. I don't think so either. Also,
Speaker 1: all of us.
Speaker 2: The way he said it, because he said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've lost three friends to bears within the last year,
Speaker 2: however long it was. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. That's horrible, and he goesh, it happens.
Speaker 1: We all left.
Speaker 2: Ever since, one of us was like, what it happens. No,
Speaker 2: it doesn't happen. I have zero friends killed bears, not
Speaker 2: one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, And I don't want to know anybody who's gonna
Speaker 1: run in a park with headphones on where there are bears.
Speaker 1: Backwoods bears.
Speaker 2: They said, there's a difference between the trail bears and
Speaker 2: the backwoods bears. A trail bear, you're gonna have a
Speaker 2: better shot with backwards bears and gona rip your face
Speaker 2: off immediately. So you don't do backwood stuff anyway. That
Speaker 2: was a lot Andrew. Okay, so my favorite things. You
Speaker 2: need to think about your favorite and least favorite. Okay,
Speaker 2: you do it now, then okay.
Speaker 3: I would say, Diamond, I really like your sense of
Speaker 3: humor as well. I think we have a very similar
Speaker 3: sense of humor. We could be very silly together, and
Speaker 3: I appreciate that something I dislike.
Speaker 2: M Sorry, didn't he just say I'm ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm always.
Speaker 3: Taking a second. I'm channeling it.
Speaker 1: You figure out a nice way to say it.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, let's get into a bit.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I would say, maybe you're not the most patient person.
Speaker 1: Really, I think it takes a lot of patience to
Speaker 1: deal with your ass.
Speaker 3: And there it is. At least you're coming back with
Speaker 3: the quick ones. But otherwise, yeah, I think we get
Speaker 3: along very well. And you're my fiance, so I have
Speaker 3: to say these things.
Speaker 1: If you guys got married, I would be so happy. No,
Speaker 1: I told very I already said that Andrew would be
Speaker 1: the worst husband on the planet, because Andrew is the
Speaker 1: type of person who makes plans like he says yes
Speaker 1: to a lot of things but doesn't remember And could
Speaker 1: you imagine like making plans with your husband and him
Speaker 1: not taking it seriously, and then the day of your like,
Speaker 1: oh remember we were going to do this, and you
Speaker 1: know Andrew's face when he forgets something and you remind him,
Speaker 1: like he's just like oh yeah, okay, yeah, no, I'd
Speaker 1: kill him.
Speaker 2: Okay, kill him, okay.
Speaker 1: Ye write me and the Wilbabes, Gandhi.
Speaker 3: You're super adventurous and I really like that. I see
Speaker 3: feel like you're always down to try new things. That's
Speaker 3: really encouraging. Like Philia, I could just text you like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to go to this random thing? And
Speaker 3: you'd be like, yep, done, just tell me And I
Speaker 3: really like that.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 3: Let me think the thing I dislike would hm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Scared to say it?
Speaker 3: No good, I'm just trying to think. Mmm, We'll say.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're harassment. Sometimes harass too much.
Speaker 2: One time you got spreaded in one eye with one.
Speaker 3: Bottle bottle, but then you took my phone and then
Speaker 3: I was like, I need my phone. You're like I
Speaker 3: don't have it, like I know you do?
Speaker 1: Did I?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: That sounds right?
Speaker 3: Yes, And you all were going somewhere and I was
Speaker 3: gonna yell that the whole time, like, oh, you need
Speaker 3: to figure this out, and like I can't because I
Speaker 3: don't have my phone, and.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know where it is either.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know you have it.
Speaker 1: Wait you did.
Speaker 2: That's my suitcase when I had to leave and catch
Speaker 2: a full light.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was good too. Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 3: Suitcase gate, suitcase gate. Please, that's called payback baby. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that means again the timeline seems right. So
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give you that probably I did strike
Speaker 2: first and you out, Yes, you did strike first. Okay.
Speaker 2: The things I love about you, guys the most diamond.
Speaker 2: What do I love about you? I like, I feel
Speaker 2: like you are sometimes my refuge when I think things
Speaker 2: are going a little crazy. You know how often I
Speaker 2: come into your studio and I'm just like, huff puff man,
Speaker 2: I blow the house down. I appreciate that you're always
Speaker 2: willing to listen and that most of the time you
Speaker 2: feel the same way about something that I do. And
Speaker 2: I also think that you're very fun. And I really
Speaker 2: appreciate how, within the years that I've known you, you
Speaker 2: have made an active effort to try things that scare
Speaker 2: you and try things that you are not necessarily comfortable with.
Speaker 2: And I think it's a lot of growth because I know.
Speaker 1: You grew up in Brownsville.
Speaker 2: They don't have animals and storms and road trips out
Speaker 2: west and whitewater rafting.
Speaker 1: That's not your thing.
Speaker 2: God, So I really think it's cool that you have
Speaker 2: stepped outside your comfort zone. I think the older you get,
Speaker 2: the harder it is to do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: And I'm really proud of you for doing that. So
Speaker 2: I think that's awesome. What would I not like?
Speaker 3: I thought you came up with that already, he said,
Speaker 3: you are ready.
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, you stupid fuck. There are
Speaker 2: so many things about both of you. I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to pick one. How do you like me now?
Speaker 1: I answered, yeah, go to him versus zag. I think.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes you're a little bit hot headed. I
Speaker 2: think you get real mad about things that I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's not gonna be mad about that probably in like
Speaker 2: ten minutes, but in ten minutes in fact, you are
Speaker 2: still mad.
Speaker 1: Shram Sam. I'm like, Okay, that really pissed her off.
Speaker 2: And I think maybe sometimes you can pick a better
Speaker 2: hill to die on than some of the hills that
Speaker 2: you choose. Look at her face right now, she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die on.
Speaker 1: This still run. Yeah, it's a struggle. People have told
Speaker 1: me this my entire life. It's just exact because it
Speaker 1: really doesn't look like it's gonna change.
Speaker 2: I hear you. I hear what you're saying, and I
Speaker 2: reject it. Every single one of you who have said this.
Speaker 2: Fuck all y'all and Drew. I feel like I want
Speaker 2: to end on a good note, so I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: with the thing I don't like about them.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's not funny. You can't end on a downer.
Speaker 3: I know for sure. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: What don't I like about Oh, it's not even a
Speaker 2: thing I don't like about you, because they're really like,
Speaker 2: honestly about both of it. There's nothing I don't like.
Speaker 2: I wish that sometimes you would not take shit from
Speaker 2: people and just be like, yeah, absolutely not not happening.
Speaker 1: Tut's not today. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna talk to me like that. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna deal with this like that.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 2: I think you are very nice about things, but you
Speaker 2: live your life the way you want to, and I
Speaker 2: think it makes you happy to be that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes, but I do agree with your sentiment, thank it,
Speaker 3: I don't say it.
Speaker 2: There are certain moments where like, I know something will
Speaker 2: be upsetting you, and I'm like, well, why don't you
Speaker 2: and You're like, no, it's just easier not to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then in my head I'm like, so, am I
Speaker 2: gonna have to do this that's happening right now?
Speaker 1: What do I like?
Speaker 2: I like a lot about you. You kind of took
Speaker 2: my thing, so I can't say the same thing you said.
Speaker 2: Because you are always down for adventure and doing something
Speaker 2: new and trying something new, and you're very easy to
Speaker 2: talk to about things. I think you're very loving and caring,
Speaker 2: and I think you would always do something to try
Speaker 2: and make someone happy or to make somebody feel good.
Speaker 2: And over the years that I've known you, I've watched
Speaker 2: you grow a lot too into doing your own things
Speaker 2: and like producing your own things. I also think you're
Speaker 2: really open to feedback. There are people in this whole building,
Speaker 2: not like the show, but in the building where you
Speaker 2: go to them with hey, I would like this to
Speaker 2: be different, and their immediate response is trying to fight
Speaker 2: you on it and argue with you about why you're
Speaker 2: wrong with whatever. You just kind of are like, hmm,
Speaker 2: I agree with that, and I think you learn really easily.
Speaker 2: And well, not that I'm like teaching you anything, but
Speaker 2: I just watch that and I like it.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, that's really nice.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that you're so welcome. I wish I would
Speaker 2: have ended on the shittier one.
Speaker 1: Because this feels weird. It would have been better. I
Speaker 1: hate being nice to Andrew. It really hurts me. Don't
Speaker 1: you love him? She can't even say it. She can't
Speaker 1: even wait.
Speaker 2: Who's your first favorite white person?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: That tracks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess he gets it.
Speaker 1: I guess right.
Speaker 2: Well, on that note, I guess if we do have talkbacks,
Speaker 2: by the way, we're not gonna we're one day we'll
Speaker 2: get to them, not today, because we've been talking for
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If people want to find you on Instagram, Andrew, where
Speaker 2: will they find you? Andrew pug And that's the only
Speaker 2: place you'll find it, only place until he deactivates, which
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 3: Give it another year.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm gonna tell you why not to do it?
Speaker 2: In a second. Well, I don't think you should do it? Yes,
Speaker 2: diamond Where can they find you at diamond? Sincere on
Speaker 2: Instagram and on X I'm gonna call it Twitter forever.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Why not Twitter? Twitter? Where on Twitter can they find
Speaker 1: you at dion at Diamonds with an underscore? Do you tweet? No?
Speaker 1: I reached. I started retweeting again the other day, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel good, so I'm going back to just lurking.
Speaker 2: Listen. I didn't realize some weird shit went down on
Speaker 2: Facebook because I don't really use it like that. Somehow
Speaker 2: my profile switched to a professional dashboard thing and I
Speaker 2: was like, wait, what's happening. Then I didn't realize that
Speaker 2: anything I post as a status also goes out as
Speaker 2: a thread, but if I delete it from my page
Speaker 2: or archive it, it doesn't get archived on threads. So
Speaker 2: I basically posted the same thing like three times in
Speaker 2: a row because I've worded it differently each time, and
Speaker 2: it was I just looked like a crazy person on threads,
Speaker 2: asking the same question in three different ways. Fuck you, threads,
Speaker 2: fuck you. Oh yeah, I'm at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram,
Speaker 2: which is really the only place I am.
Speaker 1: This is what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: So post this election and everything that's been going on,
Speaker 2: so many creators, specifically people of color and different sexual orientations,
Speaker 2: whatever it is, whatever minority group it is, people are
Speaker 2: very disenfranchised, are feeling terrible, and they're like, fuck it,
Speaker 2: I'm deactivating. Why would all of us voluntarily give up
Speaker 2: our voices? I think all of us deactivating would be
Speaker 2: exactly what they want. Yes, do it yourself so I
Speaker 2: don't have to do it to. You take yourself out
Speaker 2: of the conversation instead of sticking around and planning your
Speaker 2: feet and continuing to fight and whichever capacity you can.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're gonna hide it, maybe they're not. But to
Speaker 2: voluntarily take your voice away from a conversation or from
Speaker 2: a bad place, I don't know that that's the right.
Speaker 3: Move to me. It just feels like sharing. It feels
Speaker 3: like sharing memes post Remember when we all did blackout
Speaker 3: whatever day after the George Floyd thing, which never agreed.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a great idea that it just feels like.
Speaker 3: Black squares everywhere after that day. It just to me
Speaker 3: just feels like it's the lowest form of activism where
Speaker 3: it's like I feel like, what am I really sharing?
Speaker 3: I just don't think I'm just speaking to If I'm
Speaker 3: sharing it, you guys will see it and then be like,
Speaker 3: oh cool, he shared the links. But no one who
Speaker 3: I'm trying to change hearts and minds of or are
Speaker 3: going to be like, oh, he posted a story. Maybe
Speaker 3: I need to look inward and change my thoughts Like
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's the point happening. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's about changing hearts and minds. I'm not sure people
Speaker 2: can really do that. I think it's more about one
Speaker 2: letting other people who think like you know that they're
Speaker 2: not alone, that there's still a huge community out there
Speaker 2: who feels the same way, and spreading information to those
Speaker 2: people about ways that they can mobilize mobilize, and ways
Speaker 2: that they can actually be activists and not slacktivists online
Speaker 2: by sharing that information.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that's fair.
Speaker 2: Wait did I change your heart or mind?
Speaker 3: No? I mean I don't. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to post that much
Speaker 3: on it. But yeah, I mean I guess what's the
Speaker 3: harmor just keeping inactive?
Speaker 2: Look, you are so excited to get to ten thousand
Speaker 2: followers for what purpose? Why did you want ten thousand
Speaker 2: people following you to say nothing to them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I just don't think. I'm I don't
Speaker 3: know if I post something or people really looking for it.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what everybody would like you to think.
Speaker 1: I guess you never know.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying voices, minority voices, do not just pull
Speaker 2: away at this moment, because I think it's still super
Speaker 2: important that you stick around and keep posting. Is keep
Speaker 2: doing things. If we find a better platform and everyone
Speaker 2: can jump ship and go to a different platform, Okay, maybe,
Speaker 2: but I think just again eliminating all of us from
Speaker 2: the conversation, why would we do their work for them?
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like your communities, yes, for mine,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm just talking to a whole bunch
Speaker 3: of people at the country club.
Speaker 2: Andrew admits he's a country club baby.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to say? More?
Speaker 2: Happily Andrew's family rents yachts, and all the yachts belong
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 3: I wish again here she got fifty million, wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: And on that note, okay, say bye everybody.
Speaker 3: Bye.