Speaker 1: Just how gullible are you? Well, it's a jubile show.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a news story on social media
Speaker 2: and been like, what I have to tell somebody about this?
Speaker 2: Then you go into work and everybody's in a conversation
Speaker 2: and you interrupted. You're like, guys, did you see that
Speaker 2: NASA found out that Mars is actually a big meatball
Speaker 2: and if we can harvest a meet from Mars, we
Speaker 2: could end world hunger?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: And they look at you like you're crazy or on drugs,
Speaker 2: And then you realize you may have fallen victim of
Speaker 2: fake news. That's what I understand. By the way, go
Speaker 2: ahead and look it up anyway. We want to keep
Speaker 2: you prepared for fake news. That's why coming up after this,
Speaker 2: you can test how good you are at spotting fake
Speaker 2: news with a new game called reel or fake a
Speaker 2: news headline and you get to guess whether it's real
Speaker 2: or if it's fake news.
Speaker 1: It's harder than you think. Let me do that next.
Speaker 1: Since you're attacking, you give us a question. It's a
Speaker 1: personal elect Go ahead.
Speaker 4: Since you are attacking our news organization, can you give
Speaker 4: us a cheatation?
Speaker 1: You are attacking our news organization?
Speaker 5: Ask the questions ad, sir, can you give us?
Speaker 1: Can you give us a question? Give us a question
Speaker 1: and you're not going to give.
Speaker 2: You You could spot fake news?
Speaker 1: Can you?
Speaker 2: And you will show how good are you at spotting
Speaker 2: fake news? It's everywhere and that's why we're about to
Speaker 2: play a new game called real or Fake. I'll read
Speaker 2: a news headline and you get to guess whether it's
Speaker 2: real or not, and you can see just how good
Speaker 2: you are at spotting fake news. Okay, so first headline
Speaker 2: in reel or fake A seal slapped a man across
Speaker 2: the face with an octopus?
Speaker 1: Is that real or fake news? I'll read that again
Speaker 1: so you can play at home.
Speaker 2: A seal slapped a man across the face with an octopus?
Speaker 1: Please? Real news or fake news? Please?
Speaker 2: So funny, Nina and Victoria, you're saying real, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll go fake. That is a real news story. That's
Speaker 2: why it's so hard to tell real and fake news.
Speaker 2: It happened to a kayaker in New Zealand. He said
Speaker 2: he was watching a seal wrestle with an octopus for
Speaker 2: a while, and then it unexpectedly surfaced near him and
Speaker 2: slapped him across the face with the octopus. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: like when you're watching two people at a bar fight,
Speaker 2: you know, and you're like, this is so cool, and
Speaker 2: then one was just freaking out because now they're amped
Speaker 2: up and they're just hitting.
Speaker 1: Never been in the place. Playing a game called reel
Speaker 1: or fake.
Speaker 2: I read a news headline and you tell me if
Speaker 2: it's a real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 2: So steal slapping a man across the face with an
Speaker 2: octopus is real? Is this real or fake? UK Prime
Speaker 2: Mister Teresa May quit after poor job performance? Real or
Speaker 2: fake news?
Speaker 1: Fake? Says fake. Victoria says fault because like you can't
Speaker 1: you quit that? Yeah, I say it's real. I just
Speaker 1: can't imagine admitting it.
Speaker 2: Producer Brad says it's real. That is a fake news story.
Speaker 2: Fired media outlets random misleaning headline which led to many
Speaker 2: believing that the Prime Minister had quit for poor job performance.
Speaker 2: But the article was actually about a CEO named Paul May,
Speaker 2: so they just got that.
Speaker 1: We got the name wrong.
Speaker 6: Just as.
Speaker 1: Media is.
Speaker 7: It's not our fault how sometimes things can interpret it.
Speaker 1: Literally spreads so much misinformation like I do, but I
Speaker 1: do it for fun.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: People know that, like if you trust me. That's your fault.
Speaker 2: Why would you ever think I was giving an actual
Speaker 2: news story?
Speaker 1: And sometimes I am, but you always have a second guess,
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? Real or fake? Is this a real
Speaker 2: news story headline or a fake news story headline? A
Speaker 2: naked man snuck into a Florida restaurant and ate some ramen?
Speaker 2: Real news story or fake news story? Real, it's Florida,
Speaker 2: Nina says, real, it is Florida. Real, Victoria naked, Well,
Speaker 2: he can get arrested.
Speaker 1: It's Florida. It's yeah, real.
Speaker 8: You have to go with this logic. It's sound. I
Speaker 8: think Florida man, right, it's real.
Speaker 2: The only way to trust any news is if it
Speaker 2: says Florida and naked in it, it's probably is a
Speaker 2: real news story. Video cameras captured the naked man eating
Speaker 2: his own ramen at a picnic table in Florida. All right,
Speaker 2: here we go another headline for real or fake? I'll
Speaker 2: read a headline. You tell me if it's real news
Speaker 2: or fake news. An American Airlines flight was forced to
Speaker 2: land because an unruly passenger wouldn't stop doing pull ups.
Speaker 1: Real or fake?
Speaker 4: Fake?
Speaker 1: Victoria says fake. You'm gonna go real. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: ground a plane because of that. Yeah, they would sit
Speaker 1: in your seat strapping only were to take off.
Speaker 7: They didn't listen. So that's why not because the pull
Speaker 7: ups or push ups or whatever I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Go with, I want to so desperately be real, it's real. Yeah.
Speaker 2: A flight from Phoenix to Boston was diverted to Kansas
Speaker 2: City after a passenger wouldn't stop doing pull ups on
Speaker 2: the overhead luggage compartments and.
Speaker 1: Refuse to listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't got my work on it yet today
Speaker 2: you like, I have to do my wand otherwise, like
Speaker 2: my cossage and back home, and they're gonna all clown
Speaker 2: me to you, like I have to do this. You
Speaker 2: guys should get in on it with me. I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to get you fed. Okay, cool, because I'm gona
Speaker 2: try to break them.
Speaker 1: There's really enough room to sit on a planet. I
Speaker 1: will say, you guys can't get anything by me. I'm
Speaker 1: right now. Four for four okay, okay?
Speaker 2: Real or fake news scientists created a social network allowing
Speaker 2: three people to send information directly to one another's brains.
Speaker 1: Real or fake news? Ooh, I think it's real and
Speaker 1: it says real.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna see I'm gonna say fake just because you
Speaker 9: said real and I want to be right and you
Speaker 9: to be wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, pretty sure, I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 2: Fake, that's a real news story. Researchers. Researchers at the
Speaker 2: University of Washington created a simple social network called brain
Speaker 2: net what Yeah.
Speaker 1: The setup uses.
Speaker 2: A very long word that I'm not going to say,
Speaker 2: and transcranial magnetic stimulation to let two people send information
Speaker 2: to a third party in order to solve a Tetris
Speaker 2: like game together. So two people were sending information to
Speaker 2: this person's brain. Did it work to play the game? Apparently?
Speaker 1: That's crazy? It is crazy. Wow, I'm terrified.
Speaker 2: I think, oh yeah, that's crazy, but not as crazy
Speaker 2: as a seal flapping a man in the face of it.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. The twenties.
Speaker 5: Mattresses.
Speaker 2: Hello, yalloo, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah, hello these mattresses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a bone to pick. What's your name?
Speaker 1: What is your name?
Speaker 5: Andrew?
Speaker 4: Hm?
Speaker 1: Andrew? Huh? Are you the one who helped me? I'm
Speaker 1: not sure.
Speaker 5: When when did you come in?
Speaker 1: I was in there and I bought a mattress, and
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: I have half a mind to sue you for false advertising.
Speaker 5: You will sue us for false advertising, mattress.
Speaker 2: It happened, I said, I have half a mind to
Speaker 2: sue your company and you for everything you're worth for
Speaker 2: false advertising. I bought a mattress from you, and it
Speaker 2: doesn't work.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work at all.
Speaker 5: Can you be more specific?
Speaker 1: I forgot my anniversary.
Speaker 5: You forgot your anniversary? Have to do with the mattress, sir?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, Okay, the missus we've been together
Speaker 2: for a long time. See, I'm having trouble remembering, even
Speaker 2: when it was for sixty years. First time I forgot
Speaker 2: the first time I've forgotten anniversary, and that includes when
Speaker 2: I was in the war over there, you know, and
Speaker 2: I had, you know, doing things with anyway.
Speaker 5: You think the mattress made you forget your anniversary.
Speaker 1: Well, it didn't make me remember it, did it.
Speaker 5: Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.
Speaker 2: I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and
Speaker 2: I have been more forgetful than ever.
Speaker 4: You're confused.
Speaker 5: That's not what memory phone me.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the
Speaker 2: word memory means. I don't think you could get over
Speaker 2: on me just because I seem to be a little
Speaker 2: bit older. I'm still pretty spry.
Speaker 5: I found it up. I'm saying the memory phone is
Speaker 5: not that's you're thinking.
Speaker 2: Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.
Speaker 2: I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,
Speaker 2: more mad than when I was overseas playing with the
Speaker 2: lady boys.
Speaker 5: Sure, sorry, that's not the memory foam. Is it just
Speaker 5: it memorizes the contour of your body, is not? It
Speaker 5: has nothing to do with your your plane.
Speaker 2: I don't need you talking about my body contour and
Speaker 2: how you want to rub me up and down?
Speaker 5: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: That's what you just said to the contours? Say that
Speaker 2: I'll have you know. I'm a married man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sixty years.
Speaker 10: He told me I.
Speaker 2: Got his wife's anniversary because your memory foam mattress doesn't
Speaker 2: do crap for the memory. And now I call up
Speaker 2: and mister Hansey over give me your manager.
Speaker 5: I am the manager. What do you, sir? I am
Speaker 5: the very With.
Speaker 1: Your hands on my contour body, I did.
Speaker 5: Not say that, sir. I did not say that. I
Speaker 5: did not say I want to put my hands on
Speaker 5: your contour.
Speaker 1: Why are you talking about my luscious curves? Then?
Speaker 5: No, I did did not say that. You said you
Speaker 5: forgot Sure, fine, fine, I did not say that.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 2: Well give you my address and I I'll tell you
Speaker 2: when she leaves and come on over.
Speaker 5: Sir, Sir, I am not coming to your house. What
Speaker 5: are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I guess you could show me how this mattress works.
Speaker 1: Then what do you, sir?
Speaker 5: That is highly inappropriate. But it is not my fault
Speaker 5: that you don't know what memory phone means. And I'm
Speaker 5: very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And I
Speaker 5: am not coming over to your house to display with
Speaker 5: your contour or whatever.
Speaker 1: You just go onto your body.
Speaker 2: No I am, but I got luscious curves, and I
Speaker 2: guess you would never remember me.
Speaker 5: Care about your luscious curves? Please?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then I'll let you know that this is actually
Speaker 2: Jeubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brink on you.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, and you set you up?
Speaker 5: Oh no, you talk the radio. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people
Speaker 2: My mattresses and you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't believe that in that hole. My god,
Speaker 5: he's in so much trouble.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you want a contour or my body.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints
Speaker 5: we get. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebile phone pranks. It's time
Speaker 1: for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 7: So this is actually a great story for Jubile, so
Speaker 7: be prepared. But you know how Jubil you always say
Speaker 7: that you think that we're living in a simulation and
Speaker 7: that there's like a multiverse and all of that stuff. Well,
Speaker 7: Google is co signing your theory really by saying that
Speaker 7: their new quantum chip proves that there's alternative universes that exist.
Speaker 1: Oh I believe though.
Speaker 7: So they have this new quantum chip that basically makes
Speaker 7: your computer do anything super fast, like really fast. They're saying,
Speaker 7: what would regularly take a computer a day to complete,
Speaker 7: this is something that happens in like five seconds.
Speaker 1: So that's wild. And they're saying the reason why it's.
Speaker 7: So effective and so fast is because it's drawing energy
Speaker 7: from other universes.
Speaker 1: That's not cool.
Speaker 2: Why I think you might need their energy, you know,
Speaker 2: harvesting energy from other universes also scary that. I was like,
Speaker 2: what if like Thanos finds out it was whatever universe
Speaker 2: he's in, and he's like, who's taking our energy? Hold
Speaker 2: up a second birth? People like the humans ones, the
Speaker 2: ones without powers? All right, hold my beer, I have
Speaker 2: just the glove for this situation. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: His first reaction was, that's not cool.
Speaker 2: It's dope that there's other universes not cool to suck
Speaker 2: their energy.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's not say that is a fact unless they too.
Speaker 8: This is the same company that put do No Evil
Speaker 8: on their masthead and then took it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: They're liars. That's what they're doing. They're doing non consensual
Speaker 2: energy sucking. I don't stand for that.
Speaker 1: Oh he just took it down. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: The other universes have not asked for their energy to
Speaker 2: be sucked from them, right, So so contrue unless we
Speaker 2: get it in writings is like, yeah, I got some
Speaker 2: energy for you, go ahead, take it all.
Speaker 1: It take it all. I don't care.
Speaker 7: Well if all of your energy has been taken and
Speaker 7: you find yourself exhausted, there is a new viral trend
Speaker 7: when it comes to resting and recouping because everybody's holding
Speaker 7: in their giggles.
Speaker 1: So what Fantos is gonna have to do after you
Speaker 1: take all his energy. That's exactly what he's gonna need
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 7: He's gonna go ahead and crawl into that bed and
Speaker 7: bed nest a lot of energy. Bed nesting is the
Speaker 7: new trend when it comes to sleepy time.
Speaker 1: Do you know about this? Is that what you're taking
Speaker 1: your head? It's essentially what you think it is.
Speaker 7: It's getting into your bed, getting all the pillows and blankets,
Speaker 7: creating a little nest, and getting all cozy.
Speaker 1: Bed rotting that is also a trend. That's when you
Speaker 1: just lay there and do nothing.
Speaker 7: Bed nesting is a different way to actually sleep and
Speaker 7: find yourself relaxing. You could be in a bed nest
Speaker 7: while rotting, and then the act of laying there doing
Speaker 7: nothing is the rot The nest is the place.
Speaker 1: So you take your pillows and put them in like
Speaker 1: a little circle. You could, however, wait, they have like
Speaker 1: adult dog beds. You can just get one of those
Speaker 1: put in yours. You go out in the front yard,
Speaker 1: root around for sticks and shrub.
Speaker 7: After you get your zoom, easy can go ahead and
Speaker 7: crawl and the little dog bed.
Speaker 8: I love that we're the same people. We invented human
Speaker 8: dog beds and we're also sucking energy from other planets.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I know for hard to believe we can
Speaker 1: do both things.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, maybe Thannels wouldn't mess because he'd be like,
Speaker 2: those people are clearly crazy, Like I'm not even going
Speaker 2: to guy on the road, like, I'm not messing with them.
Speaker 2: They think they're dogs too. This is weird, okay, but
Speaker 2: those human dogbeds are legit.
Speaker 1: I'm a little guy.
Speaker 2: Just buy a dog dog bed and then could buy
Speaker 2: my fireplace and go to an option.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what's trending. I don't know. It's time to
Speaker 1: catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the Jubil Show, Michael is on the phone
Speaker 2: today for to catch a Cheater and he's been dating
Speaker 2: Harper for three months but now he thinks something might
Speaker 2: be going on. So so we're gonna see if we
Speaker 2: can catch her cheating or not cheating in a minute.
Speaker 2: But first Michael was up man tells what's going on.
Speaker 11: So this is Harper Man, so you know we've been
Speaker 11: in there, this relationship for about three months now, give
Speaker 11: a take, and this, you know, it feels like the
Speaker 11: whole relationship she's been you know, sneaking around my back,
Speaker 11: you know what I mean, just this little things here
Speaker 11: and there just aren't adding up, and I just really
Speaker 11: need to find out, like what's going on, you know,
Speaker 11: because you know, Harvard, she's a great girl. We have
Speaker 11: you know, great times when we hang out. But you know,
Speaker 11: she's I don't know how to say this. She's she's
Speaker 11: been of like a like a free spirit.
Speaker 10: I guess kind of girl.
Speaker 11: You know, she kind of just goes with the flow.
Speaker 11: You know, she just like lives in the moment. You
Speaker 11: know what I mean That that kind of woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably what you like about her.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean that's cool.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm definitely down with it. But it's just it
Speaker 11: seems a little much like it, like I get the
Speaker 11: free spirit like kind of going with the float, but
Speaker 11: then again, like I don't know, like, you know, there's
Speaker 11: things aren't adding up, you know when it comes to
Speaker 11: Okay for instance. You know, you know, we've been spending
Speaker 11: a lot of time together and I like her, you know,
Speaker 11: but there's you know, she's always like has an excuse
Speaker 11: to I can never spend the night. It's it's just weird.
Speaker 11: And she never lets me, you know, she never lets
Speaker 11: me go to her house, you know, first of all,
Speaker 11: so I'm never there. You know, I've never I've never
Speaker 11: met any of her friends, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11: And then most of our dates that we have are
Speaker 11: they're just at my place, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11: She's always coming over, but you know, she never stays,
Speaker 11: like I said, and there's like no PDA ever, you know, it.
Speaker 10: Just it kind of feels like.
Speaker 11: It kind of feels like I'm like a side piece
Speaker 11: or something.
Speaker 9: Oh really, but what does she like to just take
Speaker 9: things a little slow?
Speaker 11: But I mean, but but no PDA like ever, Like
Speaker 11: you know, she hardly ever like kisses me and stuff.
Speaker 11: And I don't know, it's weird. And so you know,
Speaker 11: I you know, she has the social media stuff, right,
Speaker 11: so I'm kind of go in there and look around
Speaker 11: and stuff. But it's just like it's just pictures of
Speaker 11: her and like food, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 11: no people, it's really weird, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11: So I don't know, it sounds weird, guys, but no,
Speaker 11: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: I mean I've been in situations like that where I'm like,
Speaker 2: she sees me, we talk, But then also it seems
Speaker 2: like it's at certain times and then certain times they're
Speaker 2: always like I fell asleep, and then it's the next day,
Speaker 2: you know, every single time, it's like I think you're
Speaker 2: just home with.
Speaker 1: Whoever you're with, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does here. Well, here's an example.
Speaker 11: So she's at work, right and I go to her
Speaker 11: job to pick her up from work, you know, and
Speaker 11: she made me wait in the car and I couldn't
Speaker 11: even go inside of her job, you know. And once
Speaker 11: she gets to the car, we drove off and I
Speaker 11: was like, hey, I was like, what was that about
Speaker 11: walking it out? She was just like, well, I just
Speaker 11: really wanted to leave, you know. I wanted to bounce
Speaker 11: as quick as possible. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 11: I haven't met any of her friends, you know, I've
Speaker 11: met any of her co workers, you know what I mean.
Speaker 11: So it's like, I don't know, it's just not right.
Speaker 11: I mean I like her a lot, though.
Speaker 1: You're just not sure if she's being totally one hundred
Speaker 1: with you. I mean, it is just three and maybe
Speaker 1: she's just being cautious, but it does sound a little
Speaker 1: bit like she's hiding you.
Speaker 11: But wasn't you, like three months, wouldn't you, like, you know,
Speaker 11: kiss me in public or hold my hand.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, I guess everything.
Speaker 11: I think we're in our like what do you call
Speaker 11: like our honeymoon state, like this is where we do
Speaker 11: all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Right right? Definitely? Okay, Well, we'll see what's going on.
Speaker 2: You already told us what grocery store, what grocery store
Speaker 2: she's a rewards card member at, So we'll call up,
Speaker 2: pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
Speaker 2: she's this month's big winner of thirty six long sim
Speaker 2: red roses to be delivered to anybody that she wants.
Speaker 2: We'll see if she sends them to you or to
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 11: Okay, man, I appreciate.
Speaker 2: It that yeah, man, all right, we'll play a song
Speaker 2: come back and get you to catch a Cheeter next
Speaker 2: if you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Teeter.
Speaker 2: Michael is on the phone and he's been dating Harper
Speaker 2: for three months, but he's pretty sure that something is
Speaker 2: going on. So we're about to call her and pretend
Speaker 2: to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
Speaker 2: card member at, and say that every single month, we
Speaker 2: choose one random rewards card member who gets free flowers
Speaker 2: delivered from our floral department.
Speaker 1: We'll see if she sends those. Well, first we'll see
Speaker 1: if she believes.
Speaker 2: It, and then we'll see if she sends those to
Speaker 2: Michael or to somebody else. Hey, Michael, before we do that, though,
Speaker 2: why don't you refresh everybody's a memory on your situation.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so, you know, me and Harper we've been dating
Speaker 11: for about three months now, so and see it's been
Speaker 11: kind of shady, you know, like she just doesn't you know,
Speaker 11: she doesn't want to spend a lot of time together,
Speaker 11: and three months is very earlier in the relationship. She
Speaker 11: doesn't want to do any PDA like ever, I haven't
Speaker 11: been any of her friends. I've been co workers, and
Speaker 11: all the date has been at my place, so I've
Speaker 11: never even seen her place. And yeah, I just I
Speaker 11: think something's going on. I think she's hiding something, and
Speaker 11: so I just want to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: Think he might be a side piece.
Speaker 2: And yeah, all right, well hopefully you're not, and hopeful
Speaker 2: this is a good explanation.
Speaker 1: But you're ready for us to call her.
Speaker 11: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Trouble calling from I was looking
Speaker 2: for our rewards card member named Harper.
Speaker 13: Hi.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hi Harper. Please don't hang up. This is not
Speaker 1: a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations.
Speaker 1: You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 12: What have I won?
Speaker 2: What I Every single month we choose one Rewards card
Speaker 2: member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 2: floral department, just our little way of saying thank you
Speaker 2: very much for shopping with us and being such a
Speaker 2: loyal customer. So you've just won thirty six long stim
Speaker 2: red roses, a box of chocolates, and a card to
Speaker 2: be delivered anywhere in the United States, absolutely free. It's
Speaker 2: a three hundred and forty two dollars value.
Speaker 12: Actually, wow, amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So here's how it works. If you other person
Speaker 2: that you would like to send them to right now,
Speaker 2: you have all the information. I can do it just
Speaker 2: in a matter of minutes over the phone. You get
Speaker 2: confirmations on everything. It's absolutely free.
Speaker 12: I definitely have someone in mind that i'd like to.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, do you have just a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Do you do that now? Wonderful?
Speaker 2: YEA. To start, I would just need to get the
Speaker 2: first and the last name of the person you would
Speaker 2: like to send the flowers to.
Speaker 12: So it's going to be to Michael.
Speaker 1: Would you like to put anything on a card?
Speaker 12: Yeah, just say to Michael. I can't get enough of you, Harker.
Speaker 1: Wonderful.
Speaker 2: So I can't get enough of you, Okay, Cool, Well
Speaker 2: then I guess I'll just tell you the truth.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 2: So my name is actually Jewbel and this is a
Speaker 2: radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I hear on the show too. Hi, and
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria. Yeah, on the show, Michael's actually on the
Speaker 1: phone too.
Speaker 12: Oh Hi.
Speaker 11: Hey hey Harper.
Speaker 12: Pretty elaborate and weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael, do you want to explain what it is
Speaker 1: or do you want me to?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll do it. Okay, So I'll have a small
Speaker 11: confession to make. Yeah, so I bought you on the
Speaker 11: show because yeah, I thought that you might have been
Speaker 11: like sleep around or cheating on me. You know, I
Speaker 11: don't I know this, I know this is weird. Just
Speaker 11: hold on. So as of lately, you know, you can
Speaker 11: tell that I've been trying to like hang out more
Speaker 11: and do things a lot more with you, but I
Speaker 11: don't know. You've been giving me some pushback, right, and
Speaker 11: so like the behaviors are really sketchy. So I'm just
Speaker 11: trying to figure out, like is there like another person
Speaker 11: or like what's kind of going on, because like you're
Speaker 11: not giving me anything. So I'm just I'm just here
Speaker 11: to try to clear the air.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well this all out there.
Speaker 14: I guess I should probably let you know that I
Speaker 14: am in a relationship. But if we're not cheating on
Speaker 14: each other, we're open and there's some guidelines around that,
Speaker 14: you know. But the rule is is, you know, we
Speaker 14: can do whatever we want, but we always come home
Speaker 14: at night and no one else is allowed in our place.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa.
Speaker 14: And you know, I think Michael's great. I I really
Speaker 14: enjoy his company. He's a fantastic guy. But I'm very
Speaker 14: free spirited and open and I'm having fun and I'd
Speaker 14: like to keep seeing where it goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, were you going to tell Michael this?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Well yeah, when when was the time You're gonna
Speaker 11: tell me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 14: It was something I feel that would come up a
Speaker 14: little more if things were to keep going about the
Speaker 14: halfier mark half.
Speaker 11: Okay, So about this other guy, like are you are
Speaker 11: you guys like married or something? I'm like, are you
Speaker 11: are you trying to leave this guy? Or why would
Speaker 11: you want to be with me? Like what's going on?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're married, but you know he's musicians, so he's
Speaker 14: traveling a lot. And we've always had an understanding that,
Speaker 14: you know, we could do what we wanted, just don't
Speaker 14: bring it home and don't bring.
Speaker 12: It in our bed. And I think you're day.
Speaker 14: I really fun hanging out with you, But that's the situation,
Speaker 14: and I know that it's not necessarily easy information to digest.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 11: Man, I've never ever been caught up in a situation.
Speaker 11: I mean, you hear about this stuff on movies, right, Like,
Speaker 11: this never happens to you. This is nuts.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I.
Speaker 11: Mean, Harper, you're great. I mean I'm like, these past
Speaker 11: three months have been tremendous. Like the only thing that
Speaker 11: the only disconnect here is that like I want to
Speaker 11: spend more time with you, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 11: and it just seems like you're not giving me that.
Speaker 11: I mean, but now that I know the reason, why
Speaker 11: you know it kind of it makes me understand you
Speaker 11: now you know a little bit more, and I know
Speaker 11: you're you know, free spirit girl, you know. I mean,
Speaker 11: I guess what I'm trying to say is that you know,
Speaker 11: I'm not really a side piece kind of guy, really,
Speaker 11: but it does make me feel better that you let
Speaker 11: me know. Does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 14: I mean I never viewed you as a side piece,
Speaker 14: but you know now that it's out there and you
Speaker 14: know you have to weigh in on it. I respect
Speaker 14: your decision, but you know, just let just to let
Speaker 14: you know, I really think you're fantastic and if you're
Speaker 14: open to it, I would like to keep seeing where
Speaker 14: this leaps.
Speaker 1: Where can it leap? Though?
Speaker 11: Yeah, would you be open to leaving this guy or.
Speaker 14: That's a really hard question to answer, but you know,
Speaker 14: the right person came along.
Speaker 12: Who knows what would open up?
Speaker 14: Okay, So yeah, basically, you know, I'd like to keep
Speaker 14: seeing where it goes.
Speaker 12: And I don't know if you've ever heard of.
Speaker 14: The concept of a thrufle at all, but maybe that's
Speaker 14: something you might consider down the line. And you know,
Speaker 14: I live with my husband and my lover, but yeah,
Speaker 14: that's something for you to consider that.
Speaker 12: You know, you might have heard about that in the
Speaker 12: movies that. Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 1: People are doing that. Michael, would you want to be
Speaker 1: in house lover?
Speaker 11: I got to think about it, Okay, right now, I
Speaker 11: do want to keep hanging out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh well, hey cool, I'm glad communication is happening.
Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. Good luck.
Speaker 12: Oh and the flower thing? Do they do flowers? Do
Speaker 12: I get no flowers?
Speaker 1: Yeah? There are no no flowers?
Speaker 2: Are right?
Speaker 1: But it sounds like you guys are gonna have fun anyway?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well the hell of a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the jewel shows to catch a cheer.
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Speaker 1: as long as you're willing to admit that.
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Speaker 2: Your time starts now.
Speaker 7: What is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust?
Speaker 7: What year did humans first land on the moon?
Speaker 10: Nineteen sixty nine?
Speaker 7: What is the main gas found in the air we breathe?
Speaker 7: What is the term for an animal that only eats plants.
Speaker 5: Before?
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Speaker 4: One?
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Speaker 1: What's something you would like the world to know today?
Speaker 3: My boyfriend asked, played this game every morning at six
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Speaker 10: At eight am.
Speaker 12: I know all the answers. My son thinks I'm really smart.
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Speaker 1: What is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust? Seriously,
Speaker 1: all I can think is a rock. I don't know
Speaker 1: what year did humans first land on the moon?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, sixteen ninety. What is the main gas
Speaker 1: found in the air we breathed?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 1: Auction?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 1: Main gas?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. What is the term for an animal?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Only eats plant? Broad's laughing? No him the animal only omnivore? No,
Speaker 1: that was yesterday's No. Wait boy, wait, why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: It is bre oxygen. I'm laughing at the moon. Still wait, I'm.
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Speaker 2: with me not picturing the pilgrims going too. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: I'm picturing a huge ship, the need of the pin
Speaker 2: and the Santa Maria. Yeah, well there's no you guys
Speaker 2: are starving.
Speaker 1: Okay. Aluminum is the most metal in the earth. So wait,
Speaker 1: what is it? Aluminum?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 16: Huh?
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty nine is the year that humans first landed on.
Speaker 9: The Okay, I said sixteen, So I was only one
Speaker 9: off seventeen.
Speaker 1: Wait years, so you met nineteen sixty that we know of,
Speaker 1: I never know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they haven't really known, you know, explored the whole thing.
Speaker 2: They're seriously a wooden boat.
Speaker 1: Pilgrim the moving don't know about it.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, Well, nitrogen is the main gas in the
Speaker 7: air that we breathed. I said that you didn't after
Speaker 7: But then this one we we just talked about. We
Speaker 7: were like, let's think about dinosaurs. There's omnivore, carnivore, and vegetarians.
Speaker 1: It is true. What's the other one wait her Hermores Day?
Speaker 7: Yeah, herbivores the animals that only eat plants. And then
Speaker 7: there are four planets in our solar system that have rings.
Speaker 7: Do your Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Speaker 1: Now she's laughing at Uranus, not yours the planet.
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Speaker 2: Jordan is on the phone today for a first eight
Speaker 2: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chrisa.
Speaker 2: So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
Speaker 2: if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
Speaker 2: get him another date. But first, Jordan, how long is it,
Speaker 2: Vinces you heard from Christa?
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's been it's been a few days.
Speaker 4: I left the voicemail. I mean it just fell right,
Speaker 4: I mean the date was fire.
Speaker 1: It's only been a few days, though. Are you sure
Speaker 1: you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 4: I mean, look, it's this, it's just a vibe and
Speaker 4: it's just I was just after a few days, I'm
Speaker 4: kind of like, what's up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you expected her to be like right on it?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, no doubt locked in.
Speaker 4: I mean I knew the second, the second we nashed
Speaker 4: like national online, I knew that date was going to
Speaker 4: be fire.
Speaker 1: What did you say in the voicemail?
Speaker 4: She just said, there's a vibe, there's fires, you know
Speaker 4: they I was just saying stuff that I was just
Speaker 4: making her laugh, you know, she was listening, and you know,
Speaker 4: I was just throwing down some some motivational things about like,
Speaker 4: you know, how my life all figured out, and you
Speaker 4: know how I started from the bottom. Now I'm up there,
Speaker 4: you know, And I just got that vibe that kind
Speaker 4: of responded to me a little sarcastic. But but she
Speaker 4: was with it, and I'm all about a girl and
Speaker 4: keep up with me, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay. So when was all of this going down? Was
Speaker 1: this part of the date?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I mean it started off in the d MS, okay,
Speaker 4: And then afterward, after I said, you know she can
Speaker 4: keep up, you know, she's got it, I decided to
Speaker 4: take her over to Okay, you know it fancy joints.
Speaker 10: It shows that I.
Speaker 16: Got class you know, right, was she impressed? Oh yeah,
Speaker 16: I mean she was attracted. I could tell, like she
Speaker 16: raised an eyebrow when I sat down. In all classes,
Speaker 16: she could not keep her eyes off me. I can
Speaker 16: feel my magnetism just pulling that all in.
Speaker 1: You get the same feeling when you look in the mirror.
Speaker 4: Oh, of course I'm drawn to it, you know. All Right,
Speaker 4: So dinner starts off perfect right, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: just vibing now. I'm just killing it with my stories. Okay,
Speaker 4: I mean especially yeah, my gym routine. I mean, like,
Speaker 4: this is it's something special, you know, it's something that
Speaker 4: it's built from inspiration.
Speaker 1: Is she into working out and stuff?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 2: Would you be interested in that? Because you know, sometimes
Speaker 2: you've thrown into it. They don't want to hear about the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I knew she was into it, Like, but
Speaker 4: she was making jokes about it. But that's just she's
Speaker 4: just sarcastic, you know. Okay, she knew my moves were bold,
Speaker 4: and she was likeness, she was with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're talking about how much she was like what
Speaker 1: did you like about her?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 7: Was she engaging other than being sarcastic? Other than your
Speaker 7: gym routine was anything else going on.
Speaker 10: Oh she was just a good listener, but she could
Speaker 10: keep up, you know, and that's what I really liked.
Speaker 1: So what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 4: Then maybe, you know, maybe it's I just got a
Speaker 4: little too motivational, because that's my future.
Speaker 10: Like I'm going to be a motivational speaker. Okay, I
Speaker 10: get paid like six figures to say a few things,
Speaker 10: you know, and the kids believe in themselves, you know.
Speaker 4: So I went for my gym routine straight into my
Speaker 4: motivational speech because like the mood was there right, Like
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, you know, talking about like what
Speaker 4: we're doing with our lives, and uh and I just
Speaker 4: stood up and I hit the restaurant with some high energy,
Speaker 4: like I'm talking. Who were looking at me? Like I
Speaker 4: was like Tony Robbins, you know, And I just I
Speaker 4: told her. I looked her in the eyes, and I said,
Speaker 4: it's my purpose to inspire people to change lives.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: So you didn't just address her, you addressed the entire restaurant.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they were looking at me. They knew, you know.
Speaker 4: And uh, she was smiling. I mean she was shaking
Speaker 4: her head and a few things.
Speaker 10: I know that kind of hadshake.
Speaker 4: You know, you're that guy hadhake when you know you're
Speaker 4: so lucky, like like you won the lottery or embarrassed. Well,
Speaker 4: you just see this guy with great sayings and great games.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I said good night. You know I
Speaker 10: said good night. I'm a classy dude.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 10: I was, you know, wanting to get to know her more.
Speaker 10: I said a text later, telling her I had a
Speaker 10: blast and I just love the voice. The next day,
Speaker 10: you know, I'm just because I'm just being thoughtful, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Well, why do you think she's ghosting?
Speaker 10: I think I just think I've gone Maybe I went
Speaker 10: a little too big.
Speaker 4: It's in five days, and I mean but we had chemistry,
Speaker 4: and I mean I know she wants a confident guy outgoing,
Speaker 4: take him more outgoing than that.
Speaker 1: And I just think.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe I'm being a little misunderstood, but but I'm
Speaker 4: definitely type, but definitely are type.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll try to figure out where you
Speaker 2: play a song, come back and then call her and
Speaker 2: see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and
Speaker 2: maybe get you another day to right. Well, yeah, you
Speaker 2: got it, you got it, Okay, thank you? Play song
Speaker 2: Come Back, get your first Dy follow up next. Right
Speaker 2: in the middle of today's first date follow up and
Speaker 2: if you're just joining us, Jordan is on the phone
Speaker 2: and he's getting ghosted by Christa. So we're about to
Speaker 2: call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
Speaker 2: ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Jordan,
Speaker 2: why don't you kind of recap your day for us?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we want to out to a fancy place.
Speaker 4: We hit it off. The spot definitely had chemistry. She
Speaker 4: couldn't keep her eyes off me. I couldn't keep her
Speaker 4: eyes off her. I was just being confident, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: just showing off my outgoing nature.
Speaker 10: I told her some stories.
Speaker 4: We hit it off, and you know, I went into
Speaker 4: my gym routine and then got into my whole motivation
Speaker 4: and uh, we hit it off. I had a I
Speaker 4: had a blast, and I've been texting her about Hey, yes,
Speaker 4: let's keep this going, like let's when I'm when am
Speaker 4: I going to.
Speaker 10: Sing your game?
Speaker 1: Ready for us to call her? Yeah, no doubt, Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Here we go, Hi, May I speak to Chrystal?
Speaker 2: Please? Hey Christa, how are you? My name is Jewbell
Speaker 2: and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The
Speaker 2: Jebel Show.
Speaker 1: Hi Christo, we're all here. My name's Nina. Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: Victoria Hiky. I know you got Oh you do? Sweet?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you very much for knowing us. Appreciate that.
Speaker 2: We do a second on the show. It's called the
Speaker 2: First Day follow Up. It's if you go on a
Speaker 2: date with somebody and you end up ghosting them. That
Speaker 2: person can email us to call you and find out
Speaker 2: why you're ghosting. So any idea who would email us
Speaker 2: about you?
Speaker 12: Jordan?
Speaker 1: Obviously, yes it is Jordan. So you are asked you
Speaker 1: are blatantly ghosting Jordan?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: Okay, would you mind telling us why?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean, like the whole day just felt like I.
Speaker 3: Was like on some episode of a crazy fitness reality show.
Speaker 12: It was an absurd human I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know any highlights of the reality show that
Speaker 7: you felt like you were.
Speaker 12: On so many let's see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, okay, first off, he's really not my type,
Speaker 3: Like it is not normally.
Speaker 12: The type of guy I would go out with.
Speaker 3: But you know, he's accut and me pick the fancy restaurant,
Speaker 3: so I figured, you know, why not and so I
Speaker 3: walk in there he is in this like totally skin
Speaker 3: tight like long slea white almost febru shirt, would like,
Speaker 3: you know, his biceps are like screaming to please give
Speaker 3: me a break from bicep curls.
Speaker 12: He just was a total meat, you know what I mean,
Speaker 12: Like you could just tell.
Speaker 3: And so dinner started fine until like Jordan started talking
Speaker 3: and he noticed the waiter who was like the kind
Speaker 3: of a skinny, young, you know, dorky kind of guy.
Speaker 3: So Jordan starts calling him scrawny to his face, and
Speaker 3: then out of nowhere it got worse. So like that
Speaker 3: was embarrassing enough, but then out of nowhere, Jordan like
Speaker 3: grabs the guy's arm and is like and looks at
Speaker 3: me and goes, babe, check this out, and then challenge
Speaker 3: later arm wrestling. Don't know me challenging to an arm
Speaker 3: wrestling match. Luckily, scrownny declined, so we got away. Was
Speaker 3: not dealing with that, but yeah, and then he just
Speaker 3: like wouldn't stop talking about like his gym and like
Speaker 3: every ingredient and his protein shake in the mornings and
Speaker 3: like all of this crap.
Speaker 12: And then the worst part was it's towards the end, I.
Speaker 3: Mean I'm just kind of laughing at him because he's
Speaker 3: again an absurd human. And uh, towards the end, he
Speaker 3: starts talking about how he wants to be like a
Speaker 3: Tony Robbins, like motivational speaker guy, and he stands up
Speaker 3: and does like a motivational seat to the back corner
Speaker 3: of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: He was really proud of it. Yeah, of course he would.
Speaker 12: Yeah, No, it was mortifying.
Speaker 10: It was mortifying.
Speaker 3: And then when the date was so he bade the check,
Speaker 3: sat back down, you know whatever, and then he wanted
Speaker 3: to go like he wasn't ready for the night to
Speaker 3: be over and wanted to take me to some bar
Speaker 3: so that he could arm wrestle more guy, like.
Speaker 1: A little more.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he just kept to like show off that
Speaker 3: he could like arm wrestle or bench press anybody.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was just or so you didn't go no, no,
Speaker 3: I got out of there.
Speaker 2: You know who might be surprised to hear that you
Speaker 2: felt that way? Yes, And guess what, Jordan is actually
Speaker 2: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16: Oh God, okay, yeah, hey Christa good to hear from you.
Speaker 10: Hey, how you knowing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 10: I just want to say, I think you're misunderstanding the
Speaker 10: whole thing. Like I get that.
Speaker 4: That maybe the arm wrestling was a bit it was
Speaker 4: a bit much, but you know, I was just gonna
Speaker 4: keep things fun.
Speaker 10: You know, we were having fun and it wasn't about
Speaker 10: it wasn't about showing off.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, I'm not It's natural, maybe a little
Speaker 4: because that's who I am, but it's because I wanted
Speaker 4: you to see I'm not.
Speaker 10: I'm not boring. I don't play it safe. I'm not
Speaker 10: that kind of guy. But I didn't.
Speaker 4: Realize it comes off or I came off in any
Speaker 4: way as anaxist. And I'll admit that probably went overboard,
Speaker 4: but that's me being me, that's Jordan's being Jordan's you know.
Speaker 4: But but for real, I think there's still chemistry there
Speaker 4: with us. And I promise I'll turn it down because
Speaker 4: I'm not so mean to try and to prove himself.
Speaker 4: I'm proven. I just wanted to make a good impression.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I really appreciate how confident and out knowing
Speaker 3: you are, and I think that's that's super great and
Speaker 3: you're not afraid to be yourself.
Speaker 12: And I think that's great. I've also realized that, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I think we're probably like looking for different things.
Speaker 3: You know, you've got this like big bull personality thing
Speaker 3: going and I don't really mess with that kind of energy,
Speaker 3: like that's not my jam kind of.
Speaker 4: Well, first off, I appreciate that you recognize my big
Speaker 4: and bold presence.
Speaker 10: Who I am, and you appreciate.
Speaker 4: My confidence, and then that that's great, And I just
Speaker 4: want to know if I could see you again.
Speaker 1: Chris, would you like to go what Jordan again? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it?
Speaker 12: No, No, I'm good, thinks So yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I can hear it right there. You
Speaker 10: started off with a yes and change, so you just
Speaker 10: need changing your mind there. I see you're still working
Speaker 10: it out. I know, I know there's still fun. You
Speaker 10: just need some time, you know. And hey, I'm going
Speaker 10: to keep in touch you know now, Jordan.
Speaker 3: Jordan's delete my number. I think that would be because I
Speaker 3: best if you need me. Look, if you don't like fitness, okay, Jordan,
Speaker 3: go back to the gym.
Speaker 11: I'm I'm good.
Speaker 10: Well, if I delete your number, how will I know
Speaker 10: when you decide to call me?
Speaker 1: First date?
Speaker 2: Follow up?
Speaker 1: Do you have any regrets. It's a jew will show.
Speaker 2: You know, like back when you're in high school and
Speaker 2: you were sure that you were going to marry your
Speaker 2: high school sweetheart, so you do the normal thing and
Speaker 2: you love birds tattoo your faces onto each other's face.
Speaker 1: No, sure, it's a great idea at the time.
Speaker 2: But fast forward a few years and even though you
Speaker 2: guys can't stand each other anymore, you have to spend
Speaker 2: a lot of time together because without them, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to use a facial recognition feature on your
Speaker 2: phone smart.
Speaker 1: Can you unlock it for me again? Thanks? Well?
Speaker 2: Anyway, a trend is going viral of people sharing the
Speaker 2: modern trends that they think people will regret in ten years,
Speaker 2: and some of the answers will have you rethinking your
Speaker 2: every move today. So that's fine, we'll go over it next.
Speaker 2: Since you will show, go ahead, send that booty pick
Speaker 2: to your boss right now. Absolutely, that won't come back
Speaker 2: to haunt you said you will show, and trust me,
Speaker 2: it's the only reason I've ever gotten to raise, so
Speaker 2: I know that to be true. Anyway, we all do
Speaker 2: things on the daily that we might regret in years,
Speaker 2: and because of that, a trend is going viral of
Speaker 2: people sharing the modern trends that they think people will
Speaker 2: regret in ten years from now. Some of them are
Speaker 2: not only funny but probably correct. So let's go over them,
Speaker 2: shall we. What are the trends that people say you'll
Speaker 2: regret in ten years Buying cyber trucks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. It took ten years for people.
Speaker 5: To regret it.
Speaker 1: I think already there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it took ten years to actually get them made
Speaker 2: after their first announcement, and then when people started buying them,
Speaker 2: they started exploding and things like that. So oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so terrifying. I wanted a cyber truck when they first
Speaker 2: came out. I wanted to get on the pre style list,
Speaker 2: but I didn't. Why didn't It doesn't matter why I
Speaker 2: wanted to get in it, but I didn't. And now
Speaker 2: I don't mind that I don't have one. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: also people hate on people with cyber trucks so bad
Speaker 2: person that I would mind that.
Speaker 1: I do really wonder what a person is like that
Speaker 1: drives one.
Speaker 9: I've heard people who drive them just give off major
Speaker 9: like dbag.
Speaker 1: That's what they say. That's why I want one?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, to pull up to a place in a
Speaker 2: purple cyber truck and have people just looking at the
Speaker 2: biggest your anvers you got the purple part.
Speaker 1: But yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: We're going over a trend that's going viral of people
Speaker 2: sharing the things that they think people will regret ten
Speaker 2: years from now having an only Fans. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: guarantee you, ten years from now, there's gonna be some
Speaker 2: people that are regretting that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna regret it.
Speaker 7: If you made a killing on OnlyFans, it may not
Speaker 7: be popular anymore. But if you rolled out of there
Speaker 7: with the bank fat, you're not feeling bad about showing
Speaker 7: your booty on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I think you're following the media too closely. There's like
Speaker 8: five people that actually know.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the amount of people that don't
Speaker 2: make money on OnlyFans though, million that fired it up
Speaker 2: thinking that they're going to be millionaires, and then they
Speaker 2: just nobody looks at their account. So now they're just
Speaker 2: putting stuff out there to put it out there.
Speaker 7: I know one of the people that like created only
Speaker 7: fans are like one of the owners of only fans currently.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, and there's nothing to regret with that.
Speaker 5: Life.
Speaker 7: Anybody that's touched it even got a little bit. That's
Speaker 7: an extra real side hustle money.
Speaker 1: If you created it, absolute whole different stuffy.
Speaker 7: There's all these other people that I know that like
Speaker 7: have real jobs that are not famous whatsoever. But they
Speaker 7: were making an extra ten thousand dollars a month. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: Even though that's not millions or thousands, an extra ten
Speaker 7: grand goes a long way.
Speaker 1: We're fired. Yeah, well, well ten grade might be more
Speaker 1: than they made it their job. Sure it is.
Speaker 7: I'm depending it so hard, but asking me if I
Speaker 7: would ever have a holy's so.
Speaker 2: Easy to make money on only fans, Like I know
Speaker 2: somebody that started only fans, and I know they don't make.
Speaker 1: Money, but that's their fall, that's their fault, I guess.
Speaker 7: So the world is a big place, and that is
Speaker 7: who you're getting, you know, reaching.
Speaker 1: Anyway because he legally saw the financials. What okay? Truth?
Speaker 2: And what are modern day trends that people say your
Speaker 2: regrets ten years from now? There's a trend going viral
Speaker 2: of people sharing those sending their DNA into a random company.
Speaker 1: People you regrets at at some point I'm sure we will.
Speaker 9: What are you my random company, like I want to
Speaker 9: send it to like ancestry dot comdom company.
Speaker 1: Oh that is random. Okay, I'm so scary. I did it,
Speaker 1: but I want to know I did it too.
Speaker 8: But after I did it and they asked for all
Speaker 8: the privacy things, you have to opt out of all
Speaker 8: of these things. That basically says we're going to use
Speaker 8: your DNA for all kinds.
Speaker 1: Of crazy things.
Speaker 8: Really yeah, but also like you could just take my
Speaker 8: DNA and put it at a crime scene.
Speaker 1: Oh can they clone you?
Speaker 2: That's what happened in ten years from now. There's another
Speaker 2: U that shows up on your doorstep, like Hi taking over.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't need DNA for that.
Speaker 9: Guys, there's robots exactly, But what's your DNA? Then they
Speaker 9: can like look like you too. Then you get a rich.
Speaker 1: One ion me into an animal with a.
Speaker 2: Human head with produce of Brad's head looks like go
Speaker 2: to the juelshow dot com and then picture your favorite
Speaker 2: animal with this head.
Speaker 1: See a squirrel.
Speaker 2: Another trend that they say people will regret ten years
Speaker 2: from now giving kids really terrible names.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, when they're adults and then they have to
Speaker 1: live with these terrible names. What's a terrible name.
Speaker 8: Well, did not Elon Musk name his child like x
Speaker 8: A I night, Yeah, that's or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a terrible name, but it's
Speaker 2: very hard to say up or however you're supposed to
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think they've changed their name now really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well it's too complicated of maths for them to do,
Speaker 2: and I'm his kid. I should be good at math that.
Speaker 2: I can't figure this out. Face tattoos is another thing
Speaker 2: they say people regret ten years from now.
Speaker 1: Face tattoos.
Speaker 7: I really get, though, you're gonna be presenting that way
Speaker 7: until you're eighty, And also like, what are you getting?
Speaker 16: Like?
Speaker 7: Poor posty man, I think he's so great, but this
Speaker 7: always tired on his face for the rest of his life.
Speaker 2: Talk about manifestation when he's eighty. That's really gonna work.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a diagnosis, yeah, exactly. Getting advice from
Speaker 2: TikTok influencers instead of actual experts.
Speaker 1: They say that it'll come back to you'll regret that
Speaker 1: in ten years. Absolutely, we regret it now, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, I saw a video the other day.
Speaker 8: This woman was giving advice to other women about something
Speaker 8: that was scientifically the most wrong thing that you've ever
Speaker 8: seen and easily googleable.
Speaker 1: But all the comments were like I knew it. This
Speaker 1: is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 8: And I was like, no, no, no, their credentials are none.
Speaker 1: They're selling a workshop.
Speaker 2: I'm big into mental health and sometimes I'll see an
Speaker 2: influencer who claims to be a life coach or something
Speaker 2: like that say something about mental health and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that is so irresponsible and wrong. But you look in
Speaker 2: the comments center, it was like, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're right. I should punch my boyfriend in the take
Speaker 1: more often. So crazy make you.
Speaker 7: Wonder what's going to happen when that goes away? Where
Speaker 7: are people going to turn?
Speaker 1: I don't know. TikTok is the only place you go
Speaker 1: for medical help, dude.
Speaker 9: TikTok I go for everything you can, like search in
Speaker 9: the search board and it just like gives you so
Speaker 9: many different options.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be a lot of
Speaker 1: lost puppies after this.
Speaker 2: The number one thing that people say people regret ten
Speaker 2: years from now is putting their whole lives on the
Speaker 2: Internet because the worst parts were resurface.
Speaker 7: I do think this is real, though you are going
Speaker 7: to regret some things, like even now, Victoria, there are
Speaker 7: certain things that you shouldn't have posted, but not.
Speaker 1: That you shouldn't. What's Victoria posted? Not like that you
Speaker 1: should Victoria the only fanst person you're talking about. It's
Speaker 1: time an why.
Speaker 2: It's time for Nina's what's trending? Are you one of
Speaker 2: those people that loves pineapple on pizza?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: How much do you of pineapple on pizza? Zero?
Speaker 2: Not at all, more than any of my possessions or
Speaker 2: any person in the world. Wait, that is what somebody,
Speaker 2: not more than myself. I put myself first when it.
Speaker 1: Comes to really thought this was going to be a
Speaker 1: long term because I'm worth it. Well, then you are
Speaker 1: gonna love this. You're so worth it.
Speaker 7: You take you one hundred dollars and you take your
Speaker 7: cute little butt to England and if you want that
Speaker 7: Hawaiian pizza with pineapple on it, you get ready to
Speaker 7: pay one hundred dollars dollars chime.
Speaker 8: Out plane tickets to London? What grant at this point?
Speaker 8: If you want any sort of comfort at all, right,
Speaker 8: you're gonna take now one thousand dollars, let's say five hundred,
Speaker 8: five hundred dollars. You're gonna get to London, and then
Speaker 8: you're gonna pay another one hundred dollars you can pay
Speaker 8: the hotel.
Speaker 1: And it's like, go to Hawaii. If you want to
Speaker 1: Hawaiian pizza, go to Hawaii. That's so true where it
Speaker 1: was invented exactly. Yes, do they eat pineapple on pizza
Speaker 1: in Hawaii? Are cheaper invented there? Pizza was invented in Hawaii? What, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true, Yes, it is.
Speaker 7: So there's a pizza place in England that hates the
Speaker 7: idea of pineapple and pizza so much they've kind of
Speaker 7: made a joke about it. So they said, if you
Speaker 7: want to order it that way, you have to pay
Speaker 7: a hundred dollars. Wow, And then I might as well
Speaker 7: go ahead and get champagne with it. So they have
Speaker 7: a special where you can get a pizza and champagne
Speaker 7: for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: But they did say that everybody that's been in there
Speaker 1: has not ordered it.
Speaker 9: But okay, if you're paying a hundred dollars, do you
Speaker 9: get to add unlimited toppings along with the pineapple.
Speaker 1: Are you going to pay a hundred dollars for pizza?
Speaker 9: Well, if I get limited toppings, it might as well
Speaker 9: because that's going to come out one hundred bucks eventually.
Speaker 8: Okay, your mama, let's go thanks a delivery. It's one
Speaker 8: hundred dollars exactly.
Speaker 2: And I've gotten a pizza before and was overdrawn, so
Speaker 2: I paid a hundred bucks for it no matter what,
Speaker 2: after all the.
Speaker 1: Pizza. That's why we with you guys. You're paying overdraft
Speaker 1: or not.
Speaker 7: So that's something for you to think about if you're traveling.
Speaker 7: In other news, there's a new trend in tattoos. Oh,
Speaker 7: and I will say you, but you are ahead of
Speaker 7: the curve really, not next tattoos and not all of
Speaker 7: your tattoos, specifically chokes, finger tattoos. Finger tattoos are making
Speaker 7: it come up. So just like doewbles, you've got tattoos
Speaker 7: on every one of your fingers. Yeah, and I need
Speaker 7: to cover up some, but yes, but that you have
Speaker 7: tattoos on my fingers.
Speaker 1: And that's the vibe that's the people are doing. I
Speaker 1: can't do it.
Speaker 12: I have.
Speaker 8: My policy is if I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt,
Speaker 8: you can't tell what I have tattoos?
Speaker 9: Right, I think I would want one like on my finger, Like,
Speaker 9: how do you say that the inside of your finger?
Speaker 1: White girl tattoos? How you say? Okay? Another is it?
Speaker 1: Is it on the side of the finger? Yes, like
Speaker 1: like something like small.
Speaker 7: Well I would get another basic one too. When I
Speaker 7: get married, I'd get one around my ring finger.
Speaker 1: Oh good, it'll last forever front. Okay, well, I've waited
Speaker 1: this song. When I get married, it will last forever.
Speaker 2: Tattoos on the inside of my fingers that just label
Speaker 2: which ones they are because always forget your index finger.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, I can just look at index.
Speaker 11: Well that spoke to you.
Speaker 1: That's we're trending doubles. Dirty little secret? Hello, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was not expecting for this phone call.
Speaker 10: And I'm like shaking.
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm gonna throw up because I've never
Speaker 6: told anybody about it.
Speaker 10: My parents don't even know about it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, yeah, let's hear it. So this goes
Speaker 1: back to high school. Ooh, okay, so rewind.
Speaker 6: I'm twenty two years old now, I was probably sixteen
Speaker 6: at the time.
Speaker 11: I was in high school.
Speaker 1: And I was dating a redhead. Okay, okay, that's not
Speaker 1: the secret part, right, Well, I.
Speaker 6: May have ended up sleeping with some mother on accident.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: So you are dating a girl who's a redhead and
Speaker 9: you end up sleeping with your girlfriend's mother basically, uh huh?
Speaker 1: How does that happen?
Speaker 6: Well, so after we quit dating right after high school,
Speaker 6: I just turned eighteen that summer and did not know it,
Speaker 6: but I took a job in a town about forty
Speaker 6: five minutes away from where.
Speaker 1: I lived and didn't know that her mom was single
Speaker 1: and ended up meeting her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just like one of those high school
Speaker 6: dating things.
Speaker 11: You know, you don't ever really meet the parents.
Speaker 1: Okay, what and it never came up? Always meet the
Speaker 1: parents didn't come up until I was over at her house.
Speaker 6: Her daughter walked in and I was sitting on the
Speaker 6: couch and her mom introduced me. Now, mind you, her
Speaker 6: mom had her when she was like fifteen.
Speaker 10: So she was only a little bit.
Speaker 11: Older than me.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 7: So the problem here, though, is that you were sixteen, right,
Speaker 7: and you know this happened after Whenever I slept with
Speaker 7: her mother, I was currently eighteen.
Speaker 1: I was of eight Okay, okay, and the mother also
Speaker 1: a redhead.
Speaker 5: No, the mother was not redhead flood.
Speaker 1: Oh, so were you like in a relationship with the mother.
Speaker 8: I was sleeping with the mother more so of like
Speaker 8: very differing up with her, very different than a relationship
Speaker 8: you met the daughter technically, Like, that's.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I met the daughter in high school.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I, you know, was sleeping with the daughter. Also,
Speaker 1: I never.
Speaker 10: Out of high school.
Speaker 1: So when the daughter walked in and saw you, is
Speaker 1: that the daughter you dated? Yeah, it was kind of
Speaker 1: like a oh, hey, oh that's her secret too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then so and you're like, yeah, we we know
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I got a type in the family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you definitely do have a type for sure. Whatever their
Speaker 2: last name is, Hey.
Speaker 1: What's up. You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 13: My dirty little secret is it's a bit of a
Speaker 13: betrayal toward one of my friend's parents.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: When I was in college, I was really tight with
Speaker 13: this guy and we hung out a lot, and I
Speaker 13: would give him ride home every now and again from school,
Speaker 13: and I met his mom, and mom and I had
Speaker 13: a really good relationship, and she took a trip out
Speaker 13: of town while we still had classes going, and she said,
Speaker 13: out of all of my son's friends, you're the only
Speaker 13: one I trust to be in my house when I'm
Speaker 13: not here, so you So she actually invited me to
Speaker 13: stay and watch the house. And it was funny because
Speaker 13: it was sort of like in a move to make
Speaker 13: sure he behaved himself, because she knew she was so
Speaker 13: confident I would. So I stayed, and my guy friend
Speaker 13: and I wound up having sex in her house and
Speaker 13: we had sex in her bed.
Speaker 1: Whowday. Not what I thought that was doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me either, but it happened, and.
Speaker 1: She obviously doesn't know that. No she never did you
Speaker 1: wash her sheet in her bed? Honestly?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No, all right, that's right there. Well, thank you for
Speaker 1: telling us you're little secret. Sure, what's your dirty little secret.