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Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back o arm little mouse speak on.

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Speaker 2: A text to seventy five to nine too that says,

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Speaker 2: sometimes when my kids are acting up, I tell them, oh,

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Speaker 2: you don't like me? Huh, Well, after school today, we'll

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Speaker 2: go to the mommy store and you can pick out

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Speaker 2: a new mom and that shuts them up pretty quick.

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Speaker 3: That's such a mom thing.

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Speaker 4: That's got a batfire when they want to go.

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Speaker 2: Jose wants to know where this mommy store is and

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Speaker 2: if they by.

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Speaker 4: The hour, absolutely like he's been there before.

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Speaker 2: Whoever texted that I didn't send us more info?

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Speaker 3: Call it the dollar store because I make it rain.

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Speaker 2: That's a different it's a different type of mom Jose

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Speaker 2: is interested in. Anyway, if you have something that you'd

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Speaker 2: like to get off your chest, you can do it

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Speaker 2: here on the mass speaker guilt Free and one off

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Speaker 2: our listeners says a juicy little tidbit they'd like to unload.

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Speaker 2: He's chosen Oscar for his fake name, Oscar welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show man.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how are you like that.

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Speaker 4: Your persona is regal? Oscar always sounds like a regal name.

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Speaker 2: I think of our intern Oscar immediately, Oscar so that's

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Speaker 2: the opposite or the person who lives in the garbage can.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Oscar voice changer is on. You're now the

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: So I realize that you guys and probably all the

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Speaker 1: listeners are probably going to hate me for this.

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Speaker 5: Oh we're starting off with that. Okay, do you hate

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Speaker 5: yourself for it?

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Speaker 1: No? Actually, I have really come to terms with us. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I got married. I have been for a couple

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Speaker 1: of years now. My wife and I are really good friends.

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Speaker 1: We have a great relationship. Everything's been going well and

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Speaker 1: it's been great. But when I was younger, I dated

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Speaker 1: around a lot, and I was, you know, kind of

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Speaker 1: a ladies man, I think anyway.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I like how that men get to call themselves

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Speaker 4: ladies men, but women are.

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Speaker 2: Just like.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, he slept around a lot, is what I

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Speaker 5: was at.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I kind of I kind of missed that

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Speaker 1: in our relationship and I really feel as though I

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Speaker 1: would like to get more of that. And I brought

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Speaker 1: it up to my wife. We talked about an open

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Speaker 1: marriage situation.

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Speaker 2: But interesting, how did that conversation go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Not?

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Speaker 3: Well, she was.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you got to talk about that before

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Speaker 4: you get married. Yeah you know what I mean, Like I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know actually know people that did and it didn't

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Speaker 3: work out.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, like effort, right, So she shut it down

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Speaker 2: and that's.

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Speaker 4: Going to be hard for her to hear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it is. But the point is

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Speaker 1: is that, you know, there's also things in the relationship

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Speaker 1: that are hard for me, and mostly you know, I

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Speaker 1: miss I miss having some adventures, some passion, some variety.

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Speaker 1: So I came up with a solution. Well, first of all,

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Speaker 1: I did meet a girl who I am interested in.

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Speaker 4: You want in another relationship. I thought you're just going

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Speaker 4: to be like one night and I thought, you're just

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Speaker 4: cheating on your wife. Now you're like having an affair,

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Speaker 4: get it?

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Speaker 3: Not committed?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, well here's the thing. We hired her to

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Speaker 1: be our maid, and I got her uniform, and now

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Speaker 1: she's been working as our maid.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, so you met this woman first, had a

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Speaker 2: connection with her, and then hired her as a maid

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Speaker 2: just to keep a ruise going.

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Speaker 3: Because he knows his wife isn't cool with it.

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Speaker 1: My wife wanted a maid, and I said that I

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Speaker 1: would look into getting one.

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Speaker 5: Wow, what a crappy situation for the side piece, Like

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Speaker 5: I mean as a side piece.

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Speaker 6: I know you want to be taken on, like for

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Speaker 6: an adventure, you know, like you want to be hidden

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Speaker 6: from the wife on a tropical island, not made to

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Speaker 6: pick up your dirty underwear and the wife's underwear.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's totally into it. She thinks it's fun and exciting.

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Speaker 1: It's adventurous because it's.

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Speaker 3: Like they could get caught. Like the wife doesn't know, Brooks,

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Speaker 3: so it's kind of hot.

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Speaker 4: How are you thinking that this is? It's a full

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Speaker 4: blown the face.

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Speaker 2: I feel bad that jose and I know more about

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Speaker 2: women than Brook.

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Speaker 3: Women love dressing up.

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Speaker 2: In costumes, Brook, You like dressing up in costumes every

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Speaker 2: single Halloween.

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Speaker 6: I like a housekeeper costume, but not actually cleaning the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so what about it?

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Speaker 2: I mean those that woman has feelings too, Brook, What

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Speaker 2: about her?

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Speaker 4: I feel bad for her? I feel bad for her.

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Speaker 2: So wait, you're jealous of hers when I'm here?

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Speaker 4: Please give me another man to clean up after. That's

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Speaker 4: exactly what I want.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So your wife doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Know at all though, No, No, my wife works out

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Speaker 1: of the house. Okay, I work in the house.

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Speaker 5: Wow, okay, okay, I know you're going to get caught,

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Speaker 5: Like it sounds almost like you want to be caught,

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Speaker 5: Like why would you call into a ring?

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Speaker 4: I mean, even though you have a masked voice and everything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's just it. See, it's probably getting a

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Speaker 1: little out of hand because it's worked so well that

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Speaker 1: I've actually hired somebody else now too.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're this many woman that want to

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Speaker 4: clean you hire.

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Speaker 2: A dude who knows you are, bro Explain what do

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Speaker 2: you mean you've hired another.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I met another gal and she's my pool cleaner.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're sleeping with everyone?

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Speaker 4: Are you paying these people?

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Speaker 2: I'm concerned they just love him that much?

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Speaker 4: But I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: How many how many positions do you have at your

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Speaker 2: house that are filled by women that you're interested in?

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Speaker 1: Well, just the two right now, but I'm definitely trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out another one.

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Speaker 5: Wait, does the housekeeper in the pool woman know about

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Speaker 5: each other?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Definitely not.

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Speaker 4: Oh you just want to blow your life up.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Brooke, don't judge him too much. At least

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Speaker 2: he's not hooking up with the nanny. That would be

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Speaker 2: way too cliche. He's creative about it.

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Speaker 1: I told you right from the get go that I

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Speaker 1: didn't think you guys would like this. But it's working.

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Speaker 1: Like everybody seems happy. My wife is perfectly happy. What

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Speaker 1: she wants.

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Speaker 4: You're lying to her. She doesn't even know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe someday I'll have to, you know, confess and come clean.

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Speaker 1: But right now it's working and everybody's happy.

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Speaker 3: I can see him coming clean now to his wife, like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you want to have a cleaning party. I'll explain later.

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Speaker 4: To the house though you bring the plague.

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Speaker 1: Not a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: I text into seven eighty five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide

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Speaker 2: your identity and mask your voice. Make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next