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Speaker 5: Hello friend.

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Speaker 2: Yes when you texted Chris and I, I don't have

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Speaker 2: your phone number for some reason, and it scared me

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Speaker 2: so badly. It was like hey guys, or I'm like nope,

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Speaker 2: don't answer that. And then I finally texted Chris. I

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Speaker 5: He's like, it's Jason DOOMI oh right, because I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I could have asked real time.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping that I had a very like strange message

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Speaker 5: Hello, my skin is soft as yours.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's dare you meet me again? So soon after

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Speaker 6: our last crossing.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting texted by that bridge troll again.

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good. I'm glad this has worked out me too.

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Speaker 4: I was in I did some miscalculations of something.

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Speaker 6: I love how the people look on the Testla. I've

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Speaker 6: never seen the people the map before.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've always seen the cars that they have.

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Speaker 6: And this is an updated version because now it's got people.

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Speaker 1: And it showed her fall down and then she disappeared.

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Speaker 1: There was a person laying down for a brief second.

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Speaker 1: That was amazing.

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Speaker 5: Could you let me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's a major important new Tesla Tesla components we

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Speaker 4: have animations of there's basically five kinds of people that

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Speaker 4: we've spent billions of dollars animating all the potential human targets.

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Speaker 2: When I looked, it didn't seem like it was showing

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Speaker 2: the children, and I'm like, that's very Tesla to be like.

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Speaker 5: We don't see the children at this point.

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Speaker 4: We like most human minds, we assume that the children

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Speaker 1: Yeah, elon, do you have any kids yourself?

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Speaker 4: I have more kids than I'm able to count. I've

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Speaker 4: more mothers of my children than the children themselves. Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: And yes, there's there's like I believe actually that people

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Speaker 1: Right, that's that's kind of obviously.

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Speaker 4: This is something that most people like agree with me.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the it is the town hall that we'll have.

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Speaker 5: It's human there for you.

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Speaker 4: It's great, it's going great. We've gotten rid of all that.

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Speaker 4: that's the way the democracy should work, you know.

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Speaker 4: Well obviously, yes, yeah, I mean you're you're obviously someone

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Speaker 1: Do you show up to work?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 4: I sleep in the office a ship and a cart

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Speaker 4: on top of a SpaceX rocket. I have little tunnels

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Speaker 4: I don't get the ferments to build them outside of

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Speaker 1: That's probably a good thing about moving to a Texas

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Speaker 1: There's no building codes at all.

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Speaker 8: Right, It's a great place, great place for like free speech,

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Speaker 8: you know, free speech where and obviously when you talk

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm when you say i'm I'm a freethinker.

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Speaker 4: That means that you believe a certain set of beliefs.

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Speaker 4: We all know that. But they are the correct ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, free thinking has its constraints.

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Speaker 4: You know. When you see someone and I love these people,

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Speaker 4: great minds. You see that they say, oh, I believe

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Speaker 4: like some Marcus Aurelius quote in their profile.

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Speaker 4: Next, and also like a marble statue will be their

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Speaker 2: Sure maybe some What are those sunglasses that are so

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, like so cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're talking about Oakley wrap arounds

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Speaker 4: I mean, well, I think for those of us that

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Speaker 5: The polarized lens.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, yes, I think I'm trying to solve our

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Speaker 2: He was Truman's Show style sent down the sidewalk to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny, you know, when they don't.

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Speaker 4: You're in a hyper loop.

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Speaker 6: Actually, this is all simulation, all of it.

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Speaker 4: Because when we cracked the idea that the Earth is

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Speaker 4: When he picked me up as soon as we got in.

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Speaker 4: What we're seeing is we're in a hyper loop that

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, in real time. That's amazing. It's weird how

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Speaker 1: that guy's Fedora was just a question mark. It wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Well. Also, and you you know, we've tried to gamify

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Speaker 6: Been carrying with him.

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Speaker 4: A big burst of rings will pop out onto the sidewalk,

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Speaker 4: Well, you can collect the rings, which is a way

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Speaker 6: And so there has been a casualty in the simulation.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's me.

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Speaker 1: And well, everyone knows we die. Is that what you mean?

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Speaker 4: Everyone knows who die? But do they really know it?

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Speaker 4: Do they plan their lives around it? Because to me,

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Speaker 5: That's interesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure what you're but you're more of instead of

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Speaker 5: But you're the pharaohs.

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Speaker 2: So aren't you the one that sits there and like

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Speaker 4: I have to do that for me.

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Speaker 4: just important. That's I'm just following his success.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, make way you know, I was loving I was

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Speaker 6: The podcast killed the radio zoo. Okay, so what are

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Speaker 6: That's what we're slowly doing.

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Speaker 5: We're doing it.

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Speaker 5: You're a visionary.

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Speaker 6: Here, you see boy, it's how much is a trillion

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Speaker 4: It's the same thing. And then they drop they drop

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And it was just that was like the thought.

450
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 4: Now to us, it's kind of horrific where you're like, well,

451
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 4: you have to warn the kids, don't do this, don't

452
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 4: do this, don't do this.

453
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 6: But watch how funny it is.

454
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

455
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, But back then it was like, well, it's a

456
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 4: relief because in real life we're hitting each other so much.

457
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 4: Let's go see some some movie where they show how

458
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 4: it's not so bad. Yeah, you see their dad's not

459
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 4: the only one hitting people.

460
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we slap each other with the depression doesn't hurt

461
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: as bad.

462
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a great depressions it was. Yeah, it's

463
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: only funny to the men in the room of a

464
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: certain age, right, there's never My mom hated.

465
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 4: It really, Yeah, I loved it, did she? Yeah?

466
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 5: What was your mom like, James?

467
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, my mom came from a family of her

468
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 4: and her sisters were very funny, and so they would

469
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 4: all they would do the three Stoogest voices.

470
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they would do all that stuff.

471
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

472
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: I guess I liked the voices. I guess I did

473
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 1: like that part.

474
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 4: I really watched The Stooges for the for the ideas ideas.

475
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: Is it mo that has longing and lost like the

476
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: parted black hair, he's scared? I thought, here's the scariest

477
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: looking dude. Ever, Yeah, he's horrified.

478
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 5: He had old face, young hair, which no one likes.

479
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't see that hair again until the Beatles.

480
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you Beatles have stoops.

481
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: They brought it together and everyone's like screaming because they're like,

482
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: finally the three Stooges makes sense.

483
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 1: His face. You ever look at like a football team,

484
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: like a team photo from the thirties, and they're all

485
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: like eighteen years old, but they all look like moons. Yeah,

486
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 1: they're all just looked like they woke up in a

487
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: blanket again, Like.

488
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 4: I had a high school sweetheart and I buried the last.

489
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 5: My dad broke my nose when I was seven years old.

490
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,719
Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense if the everyone died at

491
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: age forty five, of course you're gonna be.

492
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Speaker 4: I got a diet of dirt and potatoes. I take

493
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Speaker 4: a bath once awake on Sunday.

494
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 6: It's a bath and an old metal tub, and all.

495
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 5: The neighbors can watch me and come over.

496
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you looking at? Season there's several nineteen

497
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 4: forties things in my special. I realized, oh, there's that bit,

498
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 4: and then I have a bit about Castle Blanca, and

499
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 4: I have a bit about the Wizard of Oz and

500
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, in hindsight, I'm like, I'm like, oh, there's the.

501
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 6: Whole thing about how I look.

502
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 4: I look like I look like the ninth hottest movie

503
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 4: star of nineteen forty nine. Oh where that did not

504
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 4: have to be attractive to be a famous male actor.

505
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: And what's he sounds like.

506
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, darling, I've got my bathing suit up

507
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 4: above my well, above my belly. Buddy. Of course, I've

508
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 4: been swimming and smoking at the same time all day.

509
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 4: Now it's time for a cocktail. It's three pm.

510
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 6: Wouldn't you say, yeah, yeah, all, yeah, of course I'm overweight.

511
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a leading man, heart throb. Of course I

512
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: have a bit of a.

513
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I look like the father of the

514
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 4: people who came to watch this movie. Yeah.

515
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: It's funny to hear my dad describe like Clark Gable

516
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: and oh we have was seven feet tall and handsome,

517
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: And then you watch these movies and it's just a yeah, guy,

518
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: a cigarettes for breakfast.

519
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 4: There's one like the first I think the first big

520
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 4: Clark Gable movie is it happened one night?

521
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 5: That sounds like it would be right, that's.

522
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 4: The one where he he looks kind of young. Yeah,

523
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 4: and then after that it's just he ages five years

524
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 4: every movie.

525
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 2: It's like a year for every one hundred bottles of

526
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: gin that you drank.

527
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 6: Drunk right now, I mean, should we have a drink?

528
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

529
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: Rhetorical, I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be on

530
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: or off camera sober.

531
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 4: So Yeah. The special is an examination of my failure

532
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 4: to account for myself being in this place and time.

533
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 4: M So, there's lots of throw throwbacks to another classic

534
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 4: movies Days, among other things.

535
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 5: I love it when you did it. Where did you

536
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 5: record it?

537
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 4: Uh, it's I did it at the Allegion, Oh, the

538
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: Allegiant Theater.

539
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: You keep it local.

540
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 6: I did it local. I did the Allsion.

541
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 4: There's there's a there's a sweat problem in the special, sure,

542
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 4: because it's the first one I filmed. I've only done

543
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 4: shorter sets before film, so this was the first time

544
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 4: I filmed an hour.

545
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: Did you have a more than one layer of clothing on? Yes?

546
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 4: Because I mean this is this was an internal argument.

547
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 4: I had something I wanted to wear and was like, James,

548
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 4: you gotta put a classy button shirt over it. And

549
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, that's gonna make me hot. And then

550
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 4: I should have had a black T shirt, but I

551
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 4: just had a dark gray one, so it was not

552
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 4: dark enough. There was the whole thing. Uh, I hate

553
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 4: that sign. I just the billboard. I just signed this.

554
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 4: It's a right wing political billboard. Great, we're in a

555
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 4: people who live on koang are weird, so we're in

556
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 4: the Konga past. There's nothing about coyotes and weird people

557
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 4: up here. So we say a right wing politically.

558
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's not turn left. Yeah, let's stay on

559
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: the road.

560
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 4: Well we've made rendered it impossible to turn left.

561
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 5: Don't have that ability to right.

562
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: Turns only available in this So did you, of.

563
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 5: Course start riffing on the fact that you that was

564
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 5: a problem.

565
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 4: Well, there was a crisis between the two tapings, and

566
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 4: they were like, and it's it's your own used.

567
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter how funny it is. It looks unusable. Yeah,

568
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 6: And there's this.

569
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 4: Hole back and forth about what to do, and I

570
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 4: was like, there's too many cooks in the kitchen. And

571
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 4: finally I was like, okay, I'm not going to change

572
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 4: the wardrobe just in case we can cut back and

573
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 4: forth somewhere. Let it get wet at the same time

574
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 4: that it did in the first show. Try it out,

575
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 4: let it get wet again. It's got and it did.

576
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 4: It's gonna happen exactly the same time, and so it's

577
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 4: like it's the sweat is like a clockwork thing and

578
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 4: makes so many pints per hour.

579
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were doing the jokes in the same order

580
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: on each show, right.

581
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 4: Pretty much, so it'll work so that But the second

582
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 4: time I just addressed it in the room when it

583
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 4: was right, and we ended up only using the second show.

584
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 6: Because it's a fog machine that was weight.

585
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 4: There was like twice as much fog in the first taping,

586
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: and then it would just look like a different place.

587
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 5: I'm going to set a meeting with the eight hundred

588
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 5: pound grilla.

589
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: They were good.

590
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 5: It wasn't them.

591
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 6: They were great. They were really great, and I have

592
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 6: no complaints.

593
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 5: But the second show, the machine for that's hilarious.

594
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 6: I don't know, just to give it like a.

595
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: It's funny ground. The one time I headlined the improv,

596
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: they're like, do you want anything, and some for some reason,

597
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: I said, how about a fog machine?

598
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 4: Wow?

599
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: And then I was just distracted by the fact that

600
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: I had a remote and I had control over it

601
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,479
Speaker 1: and so my stage. Yeah, so everything became a magic

602
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: trick instead of a joke.

603
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 6: So that's why they've banned fog machines.

604
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah I started the band. Uh, but I'm

605
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: they don't care about those rules. At the Illegion. That's

606
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: so great. I'm glad you had a fog mare.

607
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 4: So yeah. Then I was like addressing it every like

608
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes. I'm going like, wow, here it is, folks.

609
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 4: I look at a pig that crawled out of the ocean.

610
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: That's so great.

611
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 4: As if you addressed that something went wrong, yeah, and

612
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 4: it's as if it went right.

613
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

614
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: I always wont I escape with these guys every morning

615
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: and we're all the same age and it's before noon,

616
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: but you still go for it. Oh, I four times

617
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: a week. I'm filming a video part for escape video

618
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: and he's really pushing me.

619
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Speaker 6: And bombing out.

620
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 4: Huh.

621
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. The fifteen year old version of

622
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: me won't let me be bad. So I'm very sore,

623
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: but I sweat more than anyone else, And to where

624
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, does this mean I'm healthy or is it

625
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: a health issue?

626
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: I sweat so much that if I had thought about it,

627
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 4: it would have been an argument for like, you shouldn't

628
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 4: get into comedy, right right, I sweat so much that

629
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 4: someone should have intervened and been like, whatever you do,

630
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 4: don't get on stage.

631
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I disagree, Yeah I do.

632
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 5: I disagree.

633
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 4: I mean, it's February, then it is not a problem.

634
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 4: But I taped this a year ago in September twenty

635
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 4: twenty three, and like it's still hot in September.

636
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: I remember we both did a show at the r Bar.

637
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: It was like, you know where you have to have

638
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: a secret code to get in, even as one of

639
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: the performers. That's always how you make for a good audience.

640
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: Make it hard to get in. But they you and

641
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: I both were I know you to be a sweater

642
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: like me. We were the sweaty ones. And and you

643
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: did that bit about the the boarding process. That's I mean,

644
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you do beds that airlines

645
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: when you bids.

646
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, do it as a special.

647
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 6: It's on the special, and the wizard thing.

648
00:31:59,680 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: Is on this.

649
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: How about a wizard complaining about the boarding process.

650
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 5: Just give us like a little buffer.

651
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 4: That's almost literally you just basically sewed together two bits

652
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 4: that I should have in a callback, and why I

653
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 4: am a member of the Platinum Chalice Loyalty program.

654
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: I love that.

655
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 6: And it's the Platinum Chalice stuck aside your dog.

656
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 4: Order I forgot, I'm switching him up. Yeah there. The

657
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 4: canonical version is on the film Special Folks.

658
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 6: For the Purest I should I love this part. When

659
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 6: does this come out?

660
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 4: Oh right, the thirtieth September thirtieth yet oh so today

661
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 4: today is yeah? Great?

662
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 6: How convenient it was going to come out in a

663
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 6: further time in the future.

664
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: This is live to tape like old Jimmy Kimmel, and

665
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: we deal with it.

666
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, James, do you want to go to like the

667
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 5: In and Out Drive?

668
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

669
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: You're hungry?

670
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 4: Sure, and it takes a long time to eat up

671
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff there, right, we got we got

672
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 4: time to burn.

673
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 5: Absolutely sure.

674
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: We can pull over and do a little, uh you know,

675
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: mouth fully work.

676
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 4: I love the I love the in and out reference

677
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 4: in The Big Olebowski when they're like he lures them

678
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 4: into this trip to the valley to intimidate the kid Larry,

679
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 4: and he's like, stop by the in and out.

680
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 11: We get some burgers, get some beers, and then everything

681
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 11: goes wrong, but they do get their in and out

682
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 11: at the end, even though the windshields smash.

683
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 6: That movie is so fun. I love it so Yeah.

684
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 6: Nothing nothing, you know, nothing is fucked. Nothing is fucked.

685
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 6: The goddamn plane is crashing the mountain.

686
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: We started saying nothing as fucked for a little while

687
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: when things were super fucked, and it was one of

688
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 2: those It really works.

689
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 5: It works if you say that.

690
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 4: One of the best things is how the dude picks

691
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 4: up things that he hears other people say throughout the movie.

692
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even know.

693
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 4: In the beginning, he's George W. Bush is on the

694
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 4: news going like this aggression will not stand and did.

695
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 4: Later on he's like, you know this aggression will not stand.

696
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 6: Man, Oh that's right.

697
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 5: I never picked up on that.

698
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great. I gotta remind.

699
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 6: And there's things that Walter says to him that he

700
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 6: ends up saying or.

701
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: Or I'm oh, you're doing the thing that.

702
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 5: When everyone else does.

703
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you did it knowing that they were stopped

704
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: at that light. I endorsed what you did.

705
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 5: Thank you.

706
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 4: You're telling me you sipped around the cars that were

707
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 4: waiting to turn right.

708
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

709
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, why did you entitle yourself to do that?

710
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: Sorry?

711
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 5: Well, I just thought I could shut up?

712
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 6: What characters, Judge.

713
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: Judy, do you have your receipt?

714
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 4: Shut up? I love I love that. None of Judge

715
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 4: Judy's rulings were ever over the entire course of her

716
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 4: career based in law.

717
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 6: It was always like, why do you have a ten

718
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 6: town cat that large?

719
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: You?

720
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 4: Shut up? There has to be a you shut up.

721
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 4: There has to be someone who's always disfavored from the beginning.

722
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: Also, there's the perfect gift, which is her slamming her

723
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 2: hand down on her bench three times and then going

724
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 2: debt debt like to an in watch on her hand

725
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: and it's the funniest fucking thing.

726
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 5: Oh that woman.

727
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, really grew on me over the years. I used

728
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: to think, Wow, this person is so mean, and now

729
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: I love her.

730
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 2: I love Judge Judy, although she has I did see

731
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 2: a picture of her recently. It was like a promo

732
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: her show and she was wearing a tight bun and.

733
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 6: I said, changed her look.

734
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 5: I said, Judo, we don't do that.

735
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: She'd turned into George Bailey's wife. Had he never been

736
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: born not an old spinster, but the worst thing.

737
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, get away from my library, sir, you're walking around

738
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 6: with the snow.

739
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: Shut up.

740
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 6: Let jump off a bridge.

741
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: Yelling but wanting everyone to be quiet in the library.

742
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 6: That's La Studios and left.

743
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 4: We just passed the ivy colored building that's a major

744
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: voiceover destination.

745
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 5: Do you go there?

746
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 4: I go there fairly often. There's times in my life

747
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 4: when I've been there very often recording some project. So

748
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 4: it's been a minute right now, But where what's the car?

749
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 4: One of the regular go to Independence Studios?

750
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: Because right after that was the regular go to where

751
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: they did World Stumas Best Week Ever v H one.

752
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 4: Because I had an audition at that other place that

753
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 4: could block down.

754
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I worked for many years.

755
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 6: Maybe that's how I got the audition.

756
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was me dropping. I had control over

757
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: this whole block your want. Yeah, because of my father

758
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: and that the Good Neighbor Restaurant is my father's old hang.

759
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 5: My father said, we get to voice this.

760
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: He said, I could have extra eggs.

761
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: What is the.

762
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: I can only do I can't do SpongeBob, but I

763
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: can do just Tom Kenney. I think just him casually at.

764
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 4: This guy reminds me ahead of us here in the

765
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 4: drive through, you see this guy with his shoe up

766
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 4: in the thing.

767
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 5: Mm hm.

768
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 4: So one time I'm gonna tell a reckless driver story.

769
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 4: Driving a very long drive from Fresno to Eureka.

770
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: Beautiful country.

771
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 4: Well it's like Norco and you think, oh, I'm driving

772
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 4: from NorCal to Norcow. It's not gonna take that long,

773
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 4: But it's like three times as long as the rest

774
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 4: of California.

775
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: Hours of calfar because.

776
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 6: You had to go all the way up to Reading

777
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 6: and then make.

778
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 5: A left, and you're on the five most of the time,

779
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 5: right five up.

780
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 4: To Reading and then you take this weird mountain road

781
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 4: and so I barely had enough times. So I'm like,

782
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 4: I'm already speeding, right, but like normal speeding. I'm driving

783
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 4: like ten over the speed limit on an open highway.

784
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 6: There's this like this car comes.

785
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 4: Roaring up on my right and it was like a

786
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 4: Plymouth horizon from like nineteen ninety. It was like an

787
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 4: old like you don't see these anymore, like an old

788
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 4: Plymouth horizon. But it was booking it and I was,

789
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 4: you know, I'm doing I'm probably doing. I'm gonna guess

790
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna be say, I'm gonna going like

791
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 4: ninety min an hour, eighty five, I'm doing like eighty

792
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 4: five and his.

793
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: Seventy five freeway Desert Freeway, Desert Freeway.

794
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 4: And then this guy's roaring up like thirty miles faster

795
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 4: than me or more so he's probably he's doing one

796
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: hundred and fifteen or one hundred and twenty, barreling down

797
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 4: the road.

798
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 6: And I see he has his left foot out the

799
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 6: out the window, drugs.

800
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 4: Any shirtless yep, and there's like you could see and

801
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 4: he he's smoking, shirtless, only wearing crop shorts, so it's

802
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 4: like barefoot out the window of this Plymouth horizon. And

803
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 4: he has like a girl in the passenger seat also

804
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 4: she has her feet out the window. So he's just

805
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 4: driving with one foot and smoking and doing a bunch

806
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 4: of shit barreling down the road. Wow. And then like

807
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 4: thirty minutes later I hit this like incredible traffic, like

808
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 4: incredible traffic. And then and then like it took a

809
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 4: long time to get through. And then like it took

810
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 4: like it took like an hour to get through this

811
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 4: traffic zone. And then there was this like red Plymouth

812
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,479
Speaker 4: horizon that was like upside down on the side. Of course,

813
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 4: the morons they went.

814
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: For it, oh wow, But the people were nowhere to

815
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: be seen or they don't know.

816
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 4: For the children listening, I like to think they were

817
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 4: thrown free right into a sobriety clinic. Yeah.

818
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we deal with sobriety and soft mattresses. Come

819
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: on in and they.

820
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 4: Come, come, come into the come into the the greater

821
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 4: merced area. We've got We've got circus bounced tents and

822
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 4: rehab building awnings that are made of stretchy fabrics and

823
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 4: clown bounces.

824
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: It's also a used dispensary.

825
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 4: This actually came into play. There was like a in

826
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 4: my apartment building. There was a mental health incident, and

827
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 4: she had like barricaded herself in the upper porch of

828
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 4: my neighbors inside this courtyard.

829
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 5: I'm to your window down. So I'm good.

830
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm okay, all right, order and eat in front

831
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 9: of everything. That's fine, Hi, sir, it's just for me here.

832
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 9: Could I please have a number two? And says a

833
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 9: cheeseburger meal with the fries and eliminade. Oh that's it, okay,

834
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 9: thank you.

835
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 4: So where was it? Oh? So she was. She was

836
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: strick her clothes off and she was threatening to jump

837
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 4: when the police came and stuff, and it was very loud,

838
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: crazy four am incident.

839
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 6: She was like ringing people's doorbells, being like.

840
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 4: Called up bullice and then the police came and they

841
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 4: were trying to get her to get her not to jump,

842
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 4: even though it's just one story up. You know, they're

843
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 4: trying to get her not to jump. It occurred to

844
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 4: me it's not the cartoons. They don't have trampolines that

845
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 4: they could put out under you to jump onto. My

846
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: whole life I figured that when someone was in danger,

847
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 4: they were like, oh, they bring out the little trampoline. No,

848
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 4: there's of course not no, or like a bed sheet

849
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 4: or something.

850
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: I thought they did that.

851
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 4: Still, no, I don't think they do anything like that,

852
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 4: and maybe never.

853
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 5: Did, and maybe never did.

854
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 2: But there was all do you guys remember the handheld

855
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: game from the eighties, and it was like one of

856
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 2: these It was called Firemen, Firemen and Babies Fell out

857
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: of a window a video game. It was a little

858
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: handheld video game, so it was very like Game Boy pixelated, Yeah,

859
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: but like it was almost like first generation sure, and

860
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: you were two firemen running back and forth with a

861
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: tramp with a little trampoline. So the babies were falling

862
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 2: out the window, and they remember you bounced.

863
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 4: I do remember this.

864
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: You have to bounce them into like the ambulance. It

865
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: was the most fun game of all time.

866
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 6: And you would lose a baby here and there.

867
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 5: Yes, and if you lost three year old?

868
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 4: What is that?

869
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: That game is what made us all think.

870
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 4: That's what they did.

871
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: Only in that game that they went around with trampolines

872
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: and cartoons.

873
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

874
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear I've seen it. I think in other

875
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: countries if there's a fire or something, they'll be like,

876
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: we gotta do something.

877
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 7: It is, But I think that's in Dumbo, right, bird,

878
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 7: I'm seeing the visuals.

879
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 4: You are no longer an elephant.

880
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: Said the elephant Wizard.

881
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 4: That's the mean. There's like three mean elephant women. They

882
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 4: won't let him be with them because his ears are

883
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 4: too big.

884
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 5: I mean, we have to have standards.

885
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one thing you learn about. There's Asian

886
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: elephants and African elephants, and it's all in the ears.

887
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: One elephant has tiny ears, the other one that's big.

888
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: Old floppers and I can't remember which is which, but

889
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: that's how they that's elephant racism, right.

890
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 6: I think they usually get Indian elephants first.

891
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 4: Well, they don't do that in circuses anymore, but when

892
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I don't think they got the

893
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 4: giant African elephants right to be in circuses. Maybe that's

894
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 4: the one time they tried that was in San Diego

895
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: when it went crazy and they ended up shooting it

896
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 4: in the downtown San Diego. It's like, yeah, that's like

897
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 4: a famous that's the I thought everybody saw. It's like

898
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 4: on it's in like remember there's like videotapes that would

899
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 4: go around in the nineties of like unbelievable footage. Yeah,

900
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 4: it was always on those like collections.

901
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, the elephant went nuts.

902
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 4: And killed his killed his trainer, ye, and then two

903
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 4: other people and the police had to put a stop

904
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 4: to his ramp. Yeah.

905
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: I interchange it with the guy who hijacked a tank,

906
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: a Sherman tank.

907
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 6: Yes, that was also on the same thing.

908
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.

909
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 6: I don't know if it was Faces of Death or

910
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 6: something else that was dumb like that.

911
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, I think it was on faces. Why my

912
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: family and we all drove from Montana to San Diego

913
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: to vacation. We just want a piece of the action.

914
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 1: Elephants and tanks.

915
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 6: Elephants and tanks they were both at San Diego incidents.

916
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's get in a hot car and check

917
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: it out. Abused whales. It's getting the less saber.

918
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 4: Now. The funniest thing that's gonna happen here is if

919
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 4: they're like, the card has been declined, sir, we got.

920
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 5: Cards, don't worry.

921
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, all valid cards.

922
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 4: How often do people say yeah, sure, oh, oh you're paying,

923
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 4: you're driving, Okay, got it, I've got it.

924
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 6: Heed it out out and zakku.

925
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 4: Why don't we stop by Michelli's.

926
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 5: We'll go see some singing waiters.

927
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I like about Michelli's too. I

928
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 4: haven't been there a long time.

929
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 5: Wallet.

930
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: Oh, indeed, this is.

931
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 6: The Machelli's here?

932
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: Is that the same? Is it the same? Is it

933
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 4: also Michelli's in Hollywood? It's the old Italian spot.

934
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 5: M I think it's the green one. It's at the bottom.

935
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 5: Could you dig back in? Thank you? Thank you?

936
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 11: Yeah?

937
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 4: Is that like a bib for me?

938
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 5: I think so?

939
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get a bib from in and out.

940
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 5: You'll need it.

941
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: Plastic gloves with little obscs on them.

942
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 4: The last time I went to a restaurant like, there

943
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 4: was this I think it was in Oh it's a

944
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 4: Koreatown or near there with my friend seafood place, and

945
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 4: they brought out the friend.

946
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I'm that I shouldn't have the Virginia seafood.

947
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 5: No.

948
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 6: I love that family they brought.

949
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 4: They brought out the plastic bibs and gloves and I

950
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, come on, what is this for?

951
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 4: I'm who needs this? And then I didn't realize this.

952
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 4: They brought the food out and they just have it

953
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 4: in a bag that they just shake up.

954
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: And it's just a bag, a loose bag of buttery.

955
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 4: Do you remember Todd glasses joke? Thank you the rest

956
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 4: of the podcast. I'm just going to be eating this.

957
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: Do you remember that old Todd Glass joke he used

958
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 4: to do where he would be like you you can

959
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 4: hear a go in front of you and you know

960
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 4: he's heavy where he's like he was he was like

961
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 4: I was behind this guy in close school. Like everything

962
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 4: they asked him, he kept saying, shure shore with a shoe.

963
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 5: Sure, he's so funny.

964
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

965
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: I always think of last time I saw him. I

966
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: was like, can you please do this joke of yours

967
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: that I like? And he did it and it did

968
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: not go well and it was my Yeah. Yeah, it's

969
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: it's like someone goes after him and says, I'm sorry,

970
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: but does my breath smell like tacos and breathe this

971
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: on him? And then he says, well, that depends do

972
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: you put cat shit in your tacos? I always thought

973
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: it was so funny, and it like didn't it wasn't.

974
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 1: It was too late, it was years later.

975
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

976
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 5: What.

977
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't want to hear about catch yeah even now.

978
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: See I'm the very and I did did not work.

979
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 4: It's great radio, right, Oh yeah we do.

980
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love it the time.

981
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 4: We ate.

982
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't donuts rave reviews.

983
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 2: You know what we'll do is you eat and we'll

984
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: ask you a series of questions where the only answer

985
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 2: can be sure.

986
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 4: I want to tell you this Todd Glass joke that

987
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 4: is out he has now and I'm just gonna spoil

988
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 4: one of his jokes.

989
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 12: I hope it's okay, but take your time and chew

990
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 12: your food. You can't have another choking incident and it

991
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 12: becomes a Lancaster burial episode. Tid Glass, he goes, I

992
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 12: have a cat. There was a wild cat and he

993
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 12: came into my house. And now you know, I've had

994
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 12: cats before. I like him and it's been a while

995
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 12: and I had his cat come in and I fed him.

996
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 12: I give him, I give him water, I give him milk,

997
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 12: I give him a little food and he comes around.

998
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 12: And he's an outdoor cat, so he just comes in

999
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 12: with me and I pet him and he can. He

1000
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 12: sleeps there and I pet him and I.

1001
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: Chunk him and he's the cutest and he sits on me.

1002
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: And then at night, you know, he's an outdoor cat,

1003
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 4: he goes back, you know, outside and goes wherever he goes.

1004
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 4: And then I started getting jealous of him. I started wondering.

1005
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, where are you going? And now you're I

1006
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 4: mean you're going from like nine pm to nine am.

1007
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 4: You're going for like twelve hours. Where are you going?

1008
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 4: I mean not that you can't do what you want,

1009
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 4: but like are you going to other people's houses?

1010
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: Going?

1011
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 4: And he's like, are you just staying on the front

1012
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 4: porch or you're also going and sitting in their bed,

1013
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 4: jealous of the cat like a love I love it.

1014
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: Okay, now, dude, he happens on jokes.

1015
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I don't eat meat. You go to add

1016
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 6: and out Burger.

1017
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: The corporations want you to eat meat. You're driving up

1018
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 4: in Sherman Oaks, all these people, you drive up into

1019
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 4: the hills, you get.

1020
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 6: Your rent and out and you.

1021
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 4: Eat it in shame in the hills and nobody can

1022
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 4: fucking say you. You're balled at Ae.

1023
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 6: When he used to heckle himself.

1024
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite.

1025
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: I like when he just screams Marie. It just makes

1026
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: me laugh so hard, like my life is somewhere in

1027
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: the audience.

1028
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: Why, oh, they're so happy to see us. Of course,

1029
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: we do a three point turn. There's a dog. They're

1030
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: all having a picnic. It's a whole family at a table.

1031
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 5: Yep.

1032
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 4: And by the way, people don't know this.

1033
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 6: Your car is a raid with electromagnetic devices.

1034
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 4: Cameras.

1035
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: We're working for Google Maps as we do the podcast.

1036
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got one of those little bells that spins

1037
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 4: around and gets the video and electromagnetic information of everything

1038
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 4: it passes.

1039
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 11: Here.

1040
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna keep chilling. Yeah, we we

1041
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: have to pick up intergalactic villain. Wait, what voice do

1042
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: you do on some cartoon that sounds like Bane A little?

1043
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,919
Speaker 4: I played Baane on Harley Quinn.

1044
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: Is it Bane?

1045
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1046
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh so the of course you did the band voice.

1047
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 6: I do the ban voice from the Tom Hardy movie.

1048
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

1049
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 4: When I auditioned for it, I auditioned for all these

1050
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 4: parts and then reading for Bane, and I was like, uh,

1051
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 4: want me just do the Tom Hardy one And they

1052
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 4: were like, yeah, so that's how I've always done it.

1053
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 4: Where it's like law were the recording of this credit card.

1054
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: It's everything I've seen though, is like casual, like walking

1055
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: into a room, and I like casual Bane. It's like

1056
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: what are these receipts?

1057
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 4: That's tell they write it and I love it so

1058
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 4: much where he is low status among the villains and

1059
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 4: like put upon and insulted and stuff. I love that.

1060
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's the best.

1061
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've told you guys this could

1062
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 4: be a repeat. But the worst idea that was proposed

1063
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: to me that I ever heard it was like we

1064
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 4: want to hire you for this. It was Southwest Airlines

1065
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 4: that was like, we want to hire. Am I think

1066
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 4: I saw this. I think I this came to me

1067
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 4: twice over the course of several years, So that means

1068
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 4: it must be some executive's dumb idea that they kept pushing, right,

1069
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 4: But like they wanted a comedian to fly with an

1070
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 4: airplane on its several stops throughout the day in and

1071
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 4: and stand up, oh god, and do comedy in the

1072
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 4: aisles on the south of course Southwest, And I was like,

1073
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 4: do you want me to get like violently sucked out

1074
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 4: of an airplane like a gold finger is she's taking

1075
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 4: pictures because she's substicious.

1076
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: It's the ultimate version of a bamboo cane pulling you

1077
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: off stage. Okay, that's your time sucked out the ten

1078
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: years ago the Southwest, like flight attendants had jokes they yeah,

1079
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: over and over. I was like, wait, do they do

1080
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: stand up? They encouraged them to have material to keep

1081
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: it light and fun, but it was all jokes about

1082
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: the dangers of flying. Yeah. It was like, wait, that's inappropriate.

1083
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 5: I mean it was like it started with they could

1084
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 5: rift during the safety features.

1085
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that whole speech, and then it was like people

1086
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 2: adding to it or the highs and buys or it's like,

1087
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 2: we're about to land in Burbank, the most boring city.

1088
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 5: And whatever where you're just like, okay, you say that,

1089
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 5: can we just fucking can we just get this done?

1090
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 6: We about thirty minutes to we land in Burbank, the

1091
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 6: headquarters of where you would live if you were a

1092
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 6: Republican who somehow works in the industry.

1093
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: This flight attendants edgy I remember the closer of one

1094
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: of them. They had some joke about if and what

1095
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 1: are the chances we're going to land in the water anyway?

1096
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 4: But if we do, Like, yeah, I would love it

1097
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 4: if there was one. If they were like, you know,

1098
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 4: before he came along, the flight attendant comedians would play

1099
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 4: by the rules. And then there's this one Bill Hicks,

1100
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 4: George Carlin type guy comes along and he's smoking and

1101
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: they're like you can't. He's like, well, I'm on stage.

1102
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 4: And he's like, well, well, because he was performing, you

1103
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 4: actually could smoke. Yeah, And he's like, you fucking first

1104
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 4: class assholes. You you think you're so safe when this

1105
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 4: plane goes down, you go down first.

1106
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: They give him his jacket's four thousand dollars, the exact

1107
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: fine for smoking on an.

1108
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 6: Airplane, right he broke even.

1109
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit, it's hard.

1110
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 4: He broke even in all his fancy It was unfair.

1111
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 5: Do you do you have anything else to plug or eat?

1112
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1113
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 4: Well, it's funny you mentioned I brought a little grid old. Actually,

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Speaker 4: do you guys have another ride after this? No?

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Speaker 5: What we did one before?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so we get you get exhausted and you hate

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Speaker 6: driving more than two in a row or how does

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Speaker 6: it work?

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Speaker 1: It's hard to do more than two.

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Speaker 5: It's hot.

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Speaker 2: So that's my thing is just after a while, you're

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Speaker 2: just kind of like, like we got coffees because it's like,

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Speaker 2: after a.

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Speaker 13: While, you're just like, yeah, I can't explain it. I

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Speaker 13: love I couldn't love you more. I wish we socialized more,

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Speaker 13: but I got to stop. Pug is my brain, right,

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Speaker 13: it's almost every guest we have.

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Speaker 6: It's it's hard.

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Speaker 4: It's hard.

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Speaker 6: I remember I had to stop doing my podcast because

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Speaker 6: it was a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: It's so much work.

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Speaker 6: It was a lot of work and I loved it,

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Speaker 6: but it was the least amount of.

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Speaker 4: Money that I made in my life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was.

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Speaker 4: The under culture. That's the one I did.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, sharplying.

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Speaker 4: I do love. I just saw him recently.

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Speaker 6: You're just on his a lot.

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Speaker 1: My phone gives hey, this person's your friend. It keeps

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Speaker 1: it a real tight knit.

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Speaker 6: For the algorithm.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they were like, we've learned Fairbanks likes people.

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Speaker 1: It's a handful of them.

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Speaker 6: Gariff, we've learned hates people.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't really like them.

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Speaker 4: Let's keep well, let's control them. But I have nothing

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Speaker 4: else to plug. I have nothing else. My mono obsession

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00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 4: in life right now is Path of Most Resistance. Yes,

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00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 4: available with eight hundred pound Gorilla available streaming on YouTube.

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00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 4: You could pay what you want on an eight hundred

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00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 4: pund gorilla. You can stream it for free on YouTube.

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00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 4: You can buy or rent it on any service where

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Speaker 4: you would do that.

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Speaker 5: Please pay for it, listener, because you need to know.

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00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 5: And I'm sure we've said this before.

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Speaker 2: James Domian is one of the best stand up comedians

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Speaker 2: that has ever lived. If you've ever seen him live,

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Speaker 2: it is a life changing experience every time. And I

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00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 2: have seen him do comedy a lot, and so I'm

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00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 2: not saying that lightly. I'm telling you you can get

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Speaker 2: an album of joy.

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Speaker 4: He's a lot coming from Caring cood.

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Speaker 5: Hey for your album of joy and watch it change

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Speaker 5: your life, and I.

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Speaker 1: Would say the exact same thing. How's it feel coming

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Speaker 1: from me?

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Speaker 5: Kick your favorite.

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 1: It's the blindfold?

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Speaker 4: You just point, thank you. Yes, I'm happy to do it.

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00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 4: I'm so happy it's finally out. And yeah, Also, no

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Speaker 4: one died from the album from the Special because I

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Speaker 4: taped to a year ago and I wanted to release.

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Speaker 6: It earlier, and it got delayed and delayed and delayed

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Speaker 6: for people.

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Speaker 4: Like well, let's wait a let's strategically, and it ended

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Speaker 4: up coming out a year after I taped it, which

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00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 4: was much longer than I wanted to wait, and so

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Speaker 4: I was I was biting my fingernails all year, like, yeah,

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00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 4: David Attenborough is gonna die, right.

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Speaker 6: Alex Jones is going to die. Tom Sell's gonna die.

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00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: They're all alive. Do you do it, Tom Selleck, he's

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you about these reverse mortgage chats. People

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Speaker 6: say it's somehow unethical to reverse orgag.

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Speaker 1: Now do the do magnum p I Tom selling.

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Speaker 4: That's see, that's not again. People get funny when they

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Speaker 4: crossed the age of sixty, especially men. That's when they

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Speaker 4: become like.

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Speaker 1: Care It's funny because I watched I like Magnum p

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Speaker 1: I so much, And my only impression of him when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid was Higgins the dogs are near

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Speaker 1: the Ferrari Like. He always seemed like he is whining,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, why is he always whining about

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Speaker 1: these Doberman.

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Speaker 2: Because he could get away with it because he was

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Speaker 2: hot shit and like three inch in seam shorts.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it was the closest.

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00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 4: Usually used to masturbate to be back in nineteen eighty eight.

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Speaker 4: That's so it's my turn to cash in.

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Speaker 1: He had just high high thigh corduroy short, four inch

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Speaker 1: in seams short.

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Speaker 6: Harry giving Harry in short short.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a shaved horse. But the hair is starting

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Speaker 1: to grow back vein earth thirty two inch thighs.

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Speaker 6: No, No, Oddly the talk is.

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Speaker 5: Going down the leg, onto the lawn, over to the job.

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Speaker 4: There's like a union set designer. It's like we actually

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Speaker 4: had to coil it around. Yeah, don't worry for Osha

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Speaker 4: it was safety. Yeah, it was safety for other actors.

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Speaker 1: I used to do this with Huey Lewis all the time.

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Speaker 1: I just have to wrap it around his waist like

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Speaker 1: a bundle. A big deal. I'm going to reveal w

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Speaker 1: this is at the end of the Here's what I

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Speaker 1: wrote down. I was going to sign things and I

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Speaker 1: just want to share them with you. A wizard frustrated

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Speaker 1: with an airline sporting process that we already kind of did.

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Speaker 1: And then uh, I wanted to Lewis Black rating a

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Speaker 1: teenage girl's diary. Just watch that video.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, that's from that's from like a decade ago.

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Speaker 4: I found it and put it out again. I was

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Speaker 4: going to have you.

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Speaker 10: Today is the very very very best day of Look

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Speaker 10: that's because Sean winked at me and blooms.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I'll say that a good. The next week

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Speaker 4: is the big dance, and I know that means we'll

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Speaker 4: be in love for.

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Speaker 1: I love it so much. And then I was gonna

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Speaker 1: have you wells and Vincent Price arguing I was like

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Speaker 1: making a two bigs too complicated, But I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to share that I almost made you.

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Speaker 4: You are in the hills of Sherman Oaks. Oh surely

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Speaker 4: you don't mean Sherman Oaks. The Sherman Oaks is twelve

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Speaker 4: miles to the south, my friend. This is Studio City. No, no,

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Speaker 4: you can't possibly mean Studio City. My dear boy, I

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Speaker 4: mean where where where do they leave you off? And

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Speaker 4: where the minions overlook from the castle on top of

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Speaker 4: the hill. No, I'm sorry, if if this is, if

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Speaker 4: this is studio city, I'll go down on your asshole. Well,

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Speaker 4: it wouldn't be the first time someone has delighted me

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Speaker 4: from it. From the rear of the pocket, you see,

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Speaker 4: Oh go on, you so and so you're a damn

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Speaker 4: fool Vincent whatever happens in Sherman Oaks stays.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for indulging me.

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Speaker 5: I love you, James, I love you.

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01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 4: Thank you. Guys. I know it's you're exhausted, so go rest.

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Speaker 1: No, I we were. We've been excited about you for weeks.

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Speaker 6: Do you get in a when you go home and

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Speaker 6: you get in a pod with a bed that's like very.

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Speaker 2: Similar to this, and Elon Musk is laying on the

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Speaker 2: other side of the bed. I'm like, they talked about

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Speaker 2: you the whole.

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Speaker 4: Podcast, but you have an ai Elon who is there?

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01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 4: I'm doing this like programmed for you. I have. I

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Speaker 4: hope you like my sagging man.

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Speaker 5: Booth, strange barrel chest. It doesn't make sense.

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01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 6: I'm shaped like a guy who has a winery it's I'm.

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Speaker 5: Aero dynamically incorrect.

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Speaker 1: There we go. We should like to lay on my lumps,

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Speaker 1: the origin of which there is no explanation.

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Speaker 4: My lumps, my lovely teslas.

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Speaker 1: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride? With

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Speaker 1: the Great James and Doomian d y n a R.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

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01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Chroi.

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01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

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01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook at dinar

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01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 2: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh You're welcome