Speaker 1: It feels like when when they played the national anthem,
Speaker 1: But one guy is like crying a little bit, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like everybody's respectfully doing that, they're
Speaker 1: playing the game, they're standing and ship. But there's one
Speaker 1: dude who's crying a little too hardy, like damn bro.
Speaker 2: And he got his baseball cap squenched up in his hand.
Speaker 1: Over It's like, why does this song mean that much
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 2: How you connecting with the rampers? We watched It's terror watch,
Speaker 2: doesn't yours are racist?
Speaker 3: The money, she's the man of turkey stuff. I can't
Speaker 3: tell me.
Speaker 2: That it is there.
Speaker 1: It is there. It is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to
Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 4: The podcast at dives deep into the pockets of black
Speaker 4: conspiracy dudes, and.
Speaker 1: We finally work to prove that Raven Simone just like
Speaker 1: her character from that so Raven can in fact see
Speaker 1: the future. And that's why the bitch shaved half her
Speaker 1: head and married a white woman. She sees a desperate,
Speaker 1: horrible future, and she's just trying to protect herself as
Speaker 1: best she can.
Speaker 4: I'm Langston Kermie, I'm David Boy and I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't approve of her choices, but she certainly
Speaker 1: has seen a horrible mad Max esque future that requires
Speaker 1: her to have this frail white woman on her arms
Speaker 1: and half her hair.
Speaker 3: Here's my question. Did she see it during the Rooty
Speaker 3: Day or the Olivia Days? Like?
Speaker 4: Did she see the Cosby? No, damn, because she never
Speaker 4: went back. She was off that show and she never
Speaker 4: went back to Camp Cosby, and.
Speaker 2: She don't bring him up.
Speaker 1: She's not like, Yeah, doctor Cosby once said to me that, uh.
Speaker 2: That said said.
Speaker 1: She also don't bring up mister Cooper too much either,
Speaker 1: So I don't I don't know. I worry that's coming
Speaker 1: down the pipeline.
Speaker 3: So would you, like, would you bring up Mark Curry?
Speaker 1: He seems like a fun hang. I'll say that he
Speaker 1: seems like a fun hang. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know that he's offering great mentorship for Raven Simone, but
Speaker 1: he certainly seems like a good time.
Speaker 3: Of all the nineties sitcom black men who were inexplicably
Speaker 3: inexplicably had children thrust upon them, he is probably the
Speaker 3: best one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say that flex Alexander maybe pulling a close second. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which one is he in real life? Is he Alexander
Speaker 1: in real life or Washington in real life? I never
Speaker 1: remember Flex?
Speaker 4: Oh flat app was Washington?
Speaker 3: His name is Flex Alexander.
Speaker 1: I think okay, all right, well if anybody disagree.
Speaker 3: And then obviously the worst being cool j oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the house, he was a he was a
Speaker 5: bad dad. I'd say he wasn't. I don't think he
Speaker 5: even liked those kids. He was actively trying to get
Speaker 5: pussy the whole show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just was rolling his pant leg up and
Speaker 1: uh and I think training at a gym?
Speaker 2: Wasn't that his career in that?
Speaker 3: In that show, he was an ex football player named Marion.
Speaker 3: It was the prequel Any Given Sunday for the post
Speaker 3: Any Given Sunday.
Speaker 2: Is that true? No, of course was that in the
Speaker 2: any Given So what to say? That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: If that was in the Any Given Sunday universe, I
Speaker 1: would have fucking I'd go back and rewatch in the house.
Speaker 1: If that was in the Any Given Sunday multiverse.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not not how what's the proof we
Speaker 3: we can? We can do what we want here?
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 1: If al Pacino would have shown up in the finale
Speaker 1: of In the House Marrying You gotta come back, baby,
Speaker 1: what my game?
Speaker 3: You're gonna do the play just like I drew it up.
Speaker 4: You're gonna run to the Cadillac when you were like
Speaker 4: when you are kid in the hood, Remember when you.
Speaker 6: Run to the Cadillac.
Speaker 3: You were a latchkey kid. Your father didn't know about you.
Speaker 1: That was this thing, right, he was always telling them
Speaker 1: how how they're dirty black upbringings.
Speaker 2: Was was making inspire.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta need to use big lips to
Speaker 3: call an audible.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gonna need those big monkey heads to
Speaker 1: listen for this play, buddy, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I.
Speaker 2: Was excited.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to derail Wolf
Speaker 1: was already a good time. Our guest today has already
Speaker 1: been participating very politely in the background. Which which is better.
Speaker 1: It's not how we ask you to do it. Frankly,
Speaker 1: you could have jumped in at any time and.
Speaker 2: That would have say like eight things.
Speaker 3: Oh you want to get you want to get a
Speaker 3: pacino off? Go crazy?
Speaker 1: Ye get a pacino off? If it's on your heart.
Speaker 6: I don't want to grab you by your baby hairs,
Speaker 6: your African American.
Speaker 1: Banks Classic Pacino.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my mom accident took me to see
Speaker 2: sent of a Woman when I was five.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Oh, that's not a five year olds movie.
Speaker 6: No, it's not four or five year olds. It was
Speaker 6: an accident. Her friend really peer pressured her. Okay, like
Speaker 6: she won't even remember anything.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: Her friend wasn't like, you gotta show your baby this.
Speaker 6: I spent most of the movies with hands across my
Speaker 6: ears like this. Okay, yeah, so much popcorn. My blood
Speaker 6: pressure was so high.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Well, we're glad you survived both sent of a Woman
Speaker 1: and the popcorn that nearly killed you. Our guest today.
Speaker 1: She is a hilarious person, a hilarious comedian, actress, talent
Speaker 1: of all sorts. You know her best from her work
Speaker 1: on the show South Side, a very stupid show that
Speaker 1: doesn't exist anymore. But we we're big fans of her
Speaker 1: over here, and we're really excited she's here. Give it
Speaker 1: up for Merrilee Williams.
Speaker 2: Your appause is correct.
Speaker 1: It goes long because we appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think I'm Beyonce anyway, So it
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, does Beyonce think she's you.
Speaker 2: How does that work?
Speaker 6: Well? I heard that, Okay. I can see by the
Speaker 6: way she like kind of does her thing that she's
Speaker 6: been watching the whole little titty bounced thing. That's that's
Speaker 6: all me right there. Nobody bounced the titty before me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody was keeping their titties perfectly still.
Speaker 2: Tuck, is that the turtlenecks.
Speaker 6: And I sat uns free, oh, by myself, me and
Speaker 6: a low cut top.
Speaker 3: I just want to say thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm rushing and welcome, and we didn't properly
Speaker 1: thank you. But that's that's fair. Bory's doing the right thing.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You understand.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 1: Merely you came to us today with the conspiracy that
Speaker 1: that frankly I had never heard before. This has never
Speaker 1: come across my table, Bory. Is this one that you
Speaker 1: were familiar with?
Speaker 3: No, but I have some thoughts.
Speaker 1: You have thoughts, and I'm excited to hear those as well.
Speaker 1: But but we we shall not delay, you said. My
Speaker 1: mama told me.
Speaker 2: If a baby looks too much like a family member,
Speaker 2: then the mother hated them while they were pregnant.
Speaker 1: Mh nerves everything you know, about this conspiracy.
Speaker 6: Okay, so usually when the baby comes out and it
Speaker 6: doesn't look exactly like the mother of the father, like
Speaker 6: if genetics just naturally it is genetic thing and just
Speaker 6: reached out and copied the auntie stuff back over. Black
Speaker 6: people automatically assumed that her sister was so annoying when
Speaker 6: she was pregnant that the baby took a piece of
Speaker 6: her DNA and just and became her.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the thing, damn.
Speaker 6: If you like, even as a dad, if the baby
Speaker 6: comes out looking too much like the dad, you got
Speaker 6: on her nerves. I'm sure if you type that in
Speaker 6: on Twitter like end list. Yeah, yeah, I have one question. Yes,
Speaker 6: please go ahead, but say the dad wasn't around, the
Speaker 6: baby comes out with it. Don't laugh latest.
Speaker 3: Question.
Speaker 1: It just felt like it was coming from such a
Speaker 1: personal place that it.
Speaker 2: Was hard not to giggle a little bit.
Speaker 3: But thank you for the supposed to me. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Before I was terribly interrupted by the vicious cackle of
Speaker 3: my co host. If let's say, let's say the dad
Speaker 3: wasn't around.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say my daddy wasn't there.
Speaker 3: Okay, clearly that's what I'm saying. Clearly, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: We are we are, we are, We're not. We're not
Speaker 4: beat everybody the head over the head with everything. If
Speaker 4: my dad wasn't around, I came out looking like my mom.
Speaker 4: Is she mad because she fucked with an ancient dude?
Speaker 4: Is she mad at herself?
Speaker 6: M No, that that's just genetics. You just grabbed from
Speaker 6: the best set of genius out of the two.
Speaker 3: Damn glad, glad. I bared my soul for that.
Speaker 6: All right, you came out looking like him. You just
Speaker 6: got the best jeans available.
Speaker 2: So lucky you.
Speaker 1: So so it sounds like, if you look like your mom,
Speaker 1: that's just natural genetics. But if you look like anyone else,
Speaker 1: they got on her nerves.
Speaker 2: They got the entire press, the entire pregnancy. Z Why else?
Speaker 2: Why else? What the baby look like their dad?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe because I nutted in a lady, I.
Speaker 6: Ask yourself that, why would your baby look like you?
Speaker 6: If you didn't get on a mama's nerve? Fellas, is
Speaker 6: it gay if your baby look like you?
Speaker 2: What's your baby doing looking.
Speaker 3: Like a man? It's not it's not not.
Speaker 2: You a little baby and you look like another man.
Speaker 1: You got a baby looking like a man.
Speaker 2: That's gay to.
Speaker 3: Be out here with another man's whole face on your face.
Speaker 1: Gay you you brushing another man's teeth and picking another
Speaker 1: man's nose.
Speaker 2: Balls down day.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's let's sort of start this at the root.
Speaker 1: Let's really get to the beginning of this. For you,
Speaker 1: Where did this come from?
Speaker 2: For you?
Speaker 1: Who first introduced this conspiracy theory?
Speaker 6: Well, my family is from Mississippi, so we have like
Speaker 6: an unlimited rolodex of black conspiracy theories. But that's one
Speaker 6: of them. I'm trying to think of. When the first
Speaker 6: time I really heard it, I was.
Speaker 2: Like maybe eight, okay, maybe eight, and.
Speaker 6: It's like, who that was? Just like your sister. She
Speaker 6: got on my nerves the whole time. That's what they say.
Speaker 6: That's what they say, Okay, and so then you hear
Speaker 6: for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: So it was just you saw it at the source.
Speaker 1: You saw a new baby and a person point to
Speaker 1: a person that got on their nerves and this is
Speaker 1: this is the mad at work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not just because you're their auntie, but because you're annoying.
Speaker 6: Because you're obnoxious and annoying and you don't know how
Speaker 6: to bring ice cream into an annoying The baby just
Speaker 6: betrayed their parent and decided to look like their arch nemesis,
Speaker 6: because that's how babies get out.
Speaker 1: That that part I did relate to inside of this
Speaker 1: conspiracy is that babies are are turncoats and they are disloyal,
Speaker 1: cruel creatures. If we're speaking from personal experience, Bory, this
Speaker 1: is where my personal will come in my baby. As
Speaker 1: of late, she has taken to uh. Every time I
Speaker 1: walk in the room she goes. She she gets very somber,
Speaker 1: and she goes no Daddy, no daddy, as an expression
Speaker 1: of not wanting me to be present in my own
Speaker 1: home or near her in any way. And it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: I made you, I've done everything for you.
Speaker 6: But did you buy Renaissance tickets for her? And that
Speaker 6: is the source of her discontent.
Speaker 1: I just took her to Disneyland. She could barely function there,
Speaker 1: and we still took her.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: She wanted to be wrapped in a luminum fall and
Speaker 6: taking a football stadium so that she could watch a
Speaker 6: three hour concert, so.
Speaker 1: That she could watch a lady she doesn't know pretend
Speaker 1: not to be a robot.
Speaker 2: I agree her spirit would have recognized behonce. Actually, we
Speaker 2: have a cod. We have a cod. They told me
Speaker 2: about you up there before I came down here. They
Speaker 2: told me that was a woman and her husband has
Speaker 2: a busk yet wig.
Speaker 1: Are you a believer that the that the the jay
Speaker 1: Z hair is a wig?
Speaker 6: No, not anymore, because like you just cannot be that
Speaker 6: dedicated to not taking your wig off.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Steve Harvey went a long time in
Speaker 1: that wig.
Speaker 6: I see Harvey also had a broom on his top lip. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you can't trust nobody.
Speaker 4: And I feel like we saw it at all the
Speaker 4: at all the stages.
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm hmm.
Speaker 2: I just I wasn't.
Speaker 6: I don't get the whole plus sized lock type of deal.
Speaker 6: Lock Like his lock's a little juicy bashing over Kurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a b B W lock got a
Speaker 3: got a couple of deaths on it, but it's good
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 6: I wonder how he told beyond say he was about
Speaker 6: to do that to his hair, Like, how do you
Speaker 6: tell your wife that you're about to grow plus sized locks?
Speaker 1: You know what I think it was was he it's
Speaker 1: it's lemonade time, right, He's he's been caught up in
Speaker 1: these sordid affairs, he's gotten a fight with her sister
Speaker 1: on an elevator. This nigga needed a transformation, and he
Speaker 1: was like, look, bro, a lot is gonna change around here,
Speaker 1: including some positive things for our relationship. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need a new hairstyle. I'm gonna really need to be
Speaker 1: a new person if this is gonna work. And part
Speaker 1: of it is I gotta get uglier so that women
Speaker 1: don't desperately want to have sex with me at all
Speaker 1: at all times.
Speaker 3: Do you think she calls him that?
Speaker 6: Yes, it gives that for sure, Like she hasn't called
Speaker 6: him Sean in years since they had the last baby.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I do think they make the kids call him whole.
Speaker 1: I think there's like weird vibes in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you a Delta?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: My family call it no.
Speaker 1: And I'm an Illuminati member. It's more elite.
Speaker 2: Get So you hear.
Speaker 1: This at eight years old, you are told that this
Speaker 1: conspiracy exists? How much do you believe it? Is this
Speaker 1: something that you immediately latch onto, absolutely.
Speaker 6: Because at that point I already know about stepping on
Speaker 6: a crack, breaking my mother's back, already sweeping my foot
Speaker 6: with the broom. I already knew about us salt as
Speaker 6: a door. I don't knew about all that stuff, so
Speaker 6: it was just like only like more knowledge for me. Like,
Speaker 6: of course a baby doesn't listen to genetics.
Speaker 1: I would you do that?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: You could just grow a vibes bory.
Speaker 1: Where are you with this?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you a subscriber to this conspiracy? I know you
Speaker 1: said you had questioned what where are you living in
Speaker 1: all of this?
Speaker 4: I gotta I mean, you know we're talking about our
Speaker 4: families today. I'm built like my grandma, and I don't
Speaker 4: think my mom was that fond of her at the
Speaker 4: time of my birth. So it's not a facial hole.
Speaker 4: It is a body thing, damn, because you know that's
Speaker 4: what you all want, right, A man built like his grandmother.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing wrong with a man with a big, fat
Speaker 2: old ass.
Speaker 6: Because all the tour contests at the club, we don't
Speaker 6: get that free bottle on moscato, baby, sound like, why
Speaker 6: a rehearsal.
Speaker 3: When we're in it? Tello?
Speaker 6: They don't know who ass clapping mine of yours? Baby
Speaker 6: that I just picture you doing it.
Speaker 2: The whole room loud. It's sound like cheeks and it.
Speaker 1: And somebody just sitting on the couch being like.
Speaker 2: And you know they fucking don't the fun.
Speaker 6: Out that tempe Win are just trying to be intimate.
Speaker 6: They think we started a man. I love your blue
Speaker 6: I love your blue grass stuff.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 6: Winning well bank, we got hot pants, micd you need.
Speaker 2: A mic up top? No, you put my mic back
Speaker 2: back here.
Speaker 1: You know where a good sounds coming from.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going on to it with Kirk Franklin.
Speaker 3: What's behind the sheet?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm playing percussion.
Speaker 1: Kirk's like, I discovered a new sound.
Speaker 2: Yellow DS from you too.
Speaker 3: I signed a new act.
Speaker 2: We created a whole new type of couple's content.
Speaker 8: It's your cousin, Johnny Freglant. I got that new sound
Speaker 8: that you've been looking for.
Speaker 6: You know what, Just let me do it. Granny's so proud.
Speaker 6: She like I gave him that.
Speaker 2: Grenny like, yeah, so Bori.
Speaker 1: It sounds like your grandmother. You have a similar bill
Speaker 1: to your grandmother. You and your mother and your grandmother
Speaker 1: were not on the best of terms during her pregnancy.
Speaker 1: And you're saying that that makes you believe that there's
Speaker 1: some truth to this yeah.
Speaker 4: I think in general they kind of maybe were annoyed
Speaker 4: back by each other. Yeah, I think that's where it's like,
Speaker 4: it makes sense to me. It's like a constant reminder,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you have people in your family
Speaker 1: that you could point to specifically and go, this person
Speaker 1: looks like or I look like this person who I
Speaker 1: know for a fac was the source of my mother's
Speaker 1: uh frustrations during the pregnancy.
Speaker 6: Well, I look like my mother, but she probably probably
Speaker 6: really was frustrated with herself having the baby at thirty seven, so.
Speaker 2: She was like very mad like her coach, she almost
Speaker 2: made it out.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and then I didn't even want to be born,
Speaker 6: So that makes it even worse.
Speaker 1: Were you the your her?
Speaker 2: I'm her only walls, so she.
Speaker 1: She wasn't aiming to be a mom.
Speaker 6: My dad was sixty one when I was born. I'm
Speaker 6: pretty sure she just wanted some.
Speaker 2: Sixty one. That's illegal, It really is. My whole inside
Speaker 2: of my body is made out of words.
Speaker 3: It was illegal twenty years before your birth.
Speaker 6: We have to acknowledge that, Okay, yeah, damn. So they
Speaker 6: dropped My Daddy documentary The Oldest Daddy that ever was okay,
Speaker 6: and I'm sure he was shocked, like I don't know
Speaker 6: how I got somebody young, pregnant but good.
Speaker 1: Walter cat daddy Williams.
Speaker 6: Okay, like like what was she doing?
Speaker 2: Like, girl, if you don't get up and go home,
Speaker 2: you know your daddy don't actually.
Speaker 1: Fuck that is that is a sixty one is a
Speaker 1: wild number.
Speaker 2: To I barely made it out.
Speaker 1: That was, well, we're grateful you're here.
Speaker 2: If I'm not a.
Speaker 6: Walking billboard for just stop having sex after sixty.
Speaker 2: Imagine parenting meet at seventy five. Girl, just sit down, please,
Speaker 2: I'm begging you. That's how it used to be.
Speaker 6: What time we was shopping and I wanted this like
Speaker 6: a down coat because you know that was the thing
Speaker 6: in nineteen puffy coats. So he takes me to Nike
Speaker 6: and I'm one too, the girl's coats because everybody know,
Speaker 6: nobody cared about pneumonia back then. The coats stopped at
Speaker 6: your waist and that's all you gave a fuck about.
Speaker 6: Your whole ass is out and your baby fat jeans
Speaker 6: are shown. So I wanted to come. My dad took
Speaker 6: me to the boys section and I was like, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 6: something happened. He was like, no, baby, you gotta cover up.
Speaker 6: I was like, I only have boobs. I could just
Speaker 6: get a He said, you have booths arms back, it's
Speaker 6: fat Nike and River Oaks.
Speaker 2: Mam.
Speaker 1: I was like, because he's listing all the stuff that's
Speaker 1: been salacious entire existactly, He's like, a showing your ankle,
Speaker 1: what's next?
Speaker 2: You're slotting it up with your knees out. They told
Speaker 2: you had your ankles all up about back?
Speaker 3: What heard you out here telling all these boys you
Speaker 3: can read?
Speaker 6: Okay, no seriously, because my dad, I'm my dad's baby,
Speaker 6: but I my mom's on the child.
Speaker 2: So when I used to go over, all the kids
Speaker 2: are in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6: They knew my nieces and nephews and my great nieces
Speaker 6: and nephews, but they didn't know me.
Speaker 2: So they were like, oh, that's your grandpa. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 6: Fuck the gold Say how are you little girl? I
Speaker 6: was like thirteen, He's gonna say, you lying? You allergic
Speaker 6: to cornbreadge. It took me so long to figure out.
Speaker 6: I just told my daddy. He was so mad. He
Speaker 6: who told you that? I was like that, I'm not
Speaker 6: even allergic to cornbread.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that this line of questioning was
Speaker 1: going to expose a truth. So so goddamn silly. But boy,
Speaker 1: am I excited that we landed here?
Speaker 3: Boy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like my parents had no business having any type
Speaker 6: of sex.
Speaker 1: But and I think, I think whether you believe in
Speaker 1: this conspiracy or not, we can all agree on that.
Speaker 2: What are y'all doing in that room? The police knocked
Speaker 2: on the doors.
Speaker 1: Y'all too need to cut it out. Let's we can
Speaker 1: stay away from each other.
Speaker 2: We took the plank too far because now I'm paying bills.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: I used to be so mad, Like I used to
Speaker 6: be like my mo mom used to be like, are
Speaker 6: you coming to the movies? It's like I just go
Speaker 6: with my dad because he got a RP. My ass
Speaker 6: wanted more.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 2: He spends three dollars on this, and I mean he
Speaker 2: can buy me vizits.
Speaker 1: He can get me a popcorn.
Speaker 2: It can be big. Yeah.
Speaker 6: He used to be so old, trying to get up early.
Speaker 6: It's like, hurry up an hour late to see Titanic.
Speaker 6: I was pisting there.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, you didn't even see the relationship build you
Speaker 1: just saw.
Speaker 6: I walked in and he got on the fucking tucks.
Speaker 6: They said, a nigga, poor wait, get the trucks.
Speaker 2: Fromm the fuck this man in.
Speaker 6: That was the heavily starch jeans I ever seen in
Speaker 6: my fucking life.
Speaker 4: Fuck, oh man, I love starch jeans. Make them stand
Speaker 4: in the corner.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. And he used to have them. They
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it used to be so heavily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was starting for a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, oh my god, it was throwing beer.
Speaker 4: So I got a can at the house. Still it
Speaker 4: comes back. Yeah, I started my collars sometimes.
Speaker 1: That start the starch I remember was we would start
Speaker 1: it till the point that them ships were like shiny
Speaker 1: like we started to until it was like a shiny corner.
Speaker 1: I pray to god that never exists again.
Speaker 2: The creast though, the cree there, it was a bad motherfucker, bro.
Speaker 4: That's why we got global warming. It's all that starch,
Speaker 4: bro exactly what it might be. We was fucking Niagara.
Speaker 1: Bul of bears are fucking struggling right now because we
Speaker 1: just had to start our fucking v zoujins.
Speaker 2: Okay, with the matching jacket. Why was we like that?
Speaker 6: And then they had the color stitch and remember those
Speaker 6: things when it got the of course, and you know
Speaker 6: you was really in love in high school when you
Speaker 6: and your boyfriend had matching one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never matched with any of my girl That's
Speaker 1: so that's how I know I never had.
Speaker 6: I never like you was like I'm actually gonna wear
Speaker 6: a vest?
Speaker 1: Did you show up with however you?
Speaker 6: Did you ever buy your girlfriend of Valentine's Day? Want
Speaker 6: or is this just a Chicago thing? Because you know,
Speaker 6: Chicago boys loved to buy their girlfriend of Valentine's they won.
Speaker 1: I definitely bought Valentine's Day shoes. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I bought like some clean ones as a gift. I
Speaker 1: think I think maybe the suburbs we just, uh, we
Speaker 1: skirted the traditions a little bit. But but I definitely
Speaker 1: bought some shoes that.
Speaker 6: Was like a big thing, like you would walk around
Speaker 6: with the shoe bucks and welcome to your girlfriend crack it, like.
Speaker 1: All right, well we're gonna take a break, We're gonna
Speaker 1: be back with more Merrily Williams and more. My mama
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 2: She wiz she will bat Man is that that drip
Speaker 2: don't let a TikTok dj.
Speaker 1: I love that one. That's my favorite.
Speaker 4: We're back and we've all revealed some uncomfortable truths, and
Speaker 4: we're gonna, we're gonna, We're gonna get to the bottom
Speaker 4: of this conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Theory, yeah, merrily. Traditionally for this podcast, I try to
Speaker 1: do a little bit of research to help prove or
Speaker 1: disprove what this is. However, there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: research that can be done, but the conspiracy like this,
Speaker 1: this isn't there. There aren't a lot of fat based
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's no like peer review journals.
Speaker 1: They go like my uncle, oh my mama, three hundred
Speaker 1: dollars and that's why my baby got that nose, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's not a thing.
Speaker 1: But I did come across and this was pretty fascinating.
Speaker 1: I came across a number of online forums, including a
Speaker 1: very substantial Reddit threat with like literally hundreds of comments
Speaker 1: addressing this exact conspiracy theory where people are.
Speaker 3: Whole poop o.
Speaker 2: Your feet going numb tingling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's surely hundreds of people mostly complaining about
Speaker 1: their mother in laws and their sister in laws saying,
Speaker 1: my mother in law keeps saying the baby look like her,
Speaker 1: and I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 8: And you know, my sister in law said the baby
Speaker 8: look like her and the baby ain't even related to
Speaker 8: her by blood, and.
Speaker 2: This is evil.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know how to address any of this,
Speaker 1: but they are very upset about it.
Speaker 2: You baby, it is.
Speaker 1: It is fascinating to see how many of the people
Speaker 1: in the thread are just saying how frustrated they are
Speaker 1: by this conspiracy theory that like they find it offensive
Speaker 1: or they they're frustrated that they it keeps getting brought
Speaker 1: up that this person looks like another person. And specifically
Speaker 1: there's a very large subsect of the thread of women
Speaker 1: who are mad that the father is being associated with
Speaker 1: their child, where they're like, people keep being like, my
Speaker 1: baby looks like his daddy and I don't like that,
Speaker 1: and it's like, bro, you gotta accept something inside of this.
Speaker 2: They expected the baby to be more loyal, though.
Speaker 3: I think that's why happened to Jimmy Butler.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, if we are subscribing to the Jimmy Butler
Speaker 1: theory that that Michael Jordan is in fact his daddy,
Speaker 1: then yeah, jeans are just poking through in a way
Speaker 1: that I'm sure Jimmy Butler's mother couldn't handle.
Speaker 2: Wait till his eyeball start turning yellow.
Speaker 3: His boot cut jeans are poking.
Speaker 2: Wait till his liver stars failing.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get cirrhosis of the liver.
Speaker 2: He develops his gambling edition.
Speaker 3: Until his eyes look starting to look like fried eggs.
Speaker 1: Do you think Michael Jordan knows we're talking about him?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I don't think he gives a fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he don't care. That's the thing. Me and
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan are born four days apart.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: And what sign?
Speaker 1: What's sign of Aquarius? And okay, that seems pretty subjective?
Speaker 1: What what what is an Aquarius trait?
Speaker 6: He know one aquaeris that he hated. He don't want
Speaker 6: to get.
Speaker 1: Truly, I don't memorize anybody signs, so I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: But but I am a hater just in general. So that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that is the Chicago in me. I do think
Speaker 1: that Chicago is a city of haters. I've long argument
Speaker 1: argued that, and I think that is the most pure
Speaker 1: Chicago thing about me is I am a hater through
Speaker 1: and through.
Speaker 6: Like it's very funny because why you like your birthday.
Speaker 1: It makes for funny people and funny things, and also
Speaker 1: bad dressed adults who won't acknowledge it because they're they're
Speaker 1: too busy hating.
Speaker 2: Okay, put you on Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 3: Pellies are cool. Though pellies are cool, though.
Speaker 2: They look good all the time.
Speaker 1: They do look good. There's no reason for leather to
Speaker 1: be that thick.
Speaker 2: But but yes they are. That's what it is, because
Speaker 2: they double as a bullet proof.
Speaker 4: Exactly impenetrable fabric.
Speaker 1: It is an impenetrable fabric.
Speaker 3: No one has ever gotten stabbed in a pelly pelly.
Speaker 2: I don't think, yeah that's the knife of ben.
Speaker 8: No, No, he's been quicked with some pelly.
Speaker 3: I believe no weapon formed against pea prosper.
Speaker 2: I love that, won't. Imagine somebody pull out a gun
Speaker 2: and you got your pelly, Like, good luck, bitch, I'll
Speaker 2: be fine. Give me your car. Are you sure about that, buddy?
Speaker 7: Look down, I think you'll notice on my lapel it
Speaker 7: says a pelly pelly, and then starts twisting around.
Speaker 1: He just hides, he just hides inside it like a turtle.
Speaker 3: You guys are from. Is there a guy named Pelly?
Speaker 6: Is that like?
Speaker 3: Is it like a Carl K situation?
Speaker 2: That's a guy Buchanan.
Speaker 6: Is his name?
Speaker 2: What is it Mark Buchanan?
Speaker 1: Mark Buchanan made Pelly? And do you know the source
Speaker 1: of of why it's called Pelly Pelly? Have you have
Speaker 1: you studied up on the Pelly Pelly history?
Speaker 2: I haven't. Once I figured out they were fifteen hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: it was none of my business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was not allowed to even look at Pelly.
Speaker 2: Boy bought me one. He bought us catching pell that
Speaker 2: is I'm married.
Speaker 3: Oh he went to jail.
Speaker 2: No, we broke up. It didn't work out.
Speaker 6: He told me he can't have a girlfriend in college
Speaker 6: because he needed a girlfriend out here wearing ten toes.
Speaker 3: To the ground.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: So he told you, He told you the truth.
Speaker 6: And when I went to school, he called me like, hey, look,
Speaker 6: I know you in college and everything now, and I
Speaker 6: help you move in. I can't have no girl that
Speaker 6: found from me. I need a girl with ten toes
Speaker 6: to the ground.
Speaker 2: And I was crying so hard. I want to get
Speaker 2: my tongue piers.
Speaker 1: Are you spiral? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But then I got him back when I moved, when
Speaker 2: I came home for the summer.
Speaker 1: Oh, he cared about you. He just he just couldn't
Speaker 1: take the distance.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was on house the wrestl I got back,
Speaker 6: So I asked the phone for him one day when
Speaker 6: I went over there, he was like, come over here,
Speaker 6: I'll pay for you to go out with your friends tonight.
Speaker 6: I stopped, I got the money, and I loved. I
Speaker 6: never came back over there.
Speaker 2: Oh no, did you a bitch with tin toes on
Speaker 2: the ground. Fuck.
Speaker 1: So he's still on house arrest waiting for you to
Speaker 1: come home.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 6: He just got blocked recently in the pandemic because we
Speaker 6: were still kind of cool and I had ordered all
Speaker 6: this stuff during the pandemic that needed building. I don't
Speaker 6: know why I did that. So he the one that
Speaker 6: came through and built it. And he ruined everything that weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh he was acting up though, Yeah, sadly, Yes, baby,
Speaker 1: remember this get one every you get one every you
Speaker 1: know you in there crying.
Speaker 6: That's the felly you bought me that we had and
Speaker 6: has Zodiac signs all over it.
Speaker 3: Oh, he splurged, that might be the blackest coat all time.
Speaker 2: I still got it though, so I can send you
Speaker 2: all a picture of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need that. We need that.
Speaker 2: I can send you a picture of it. It's so
Speaker 2: tight on me now though.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only way that that belly could be blacker is
Speaker 1: if Barry Gordy signed it himself.
Speaker 2: You gotta smile, so Brian, I won't. I won't.
Speaker 1: David Ruffing the same, Oh yeah, it's just a coke addict,
Speaker 1: being like, yeah, this is anfu David Ruffings selection.
Speaker 2: You know what God knew to make.
Speaker 6: Me born in the eighties because if I got a
Speaker 6: chance to be David Roffing girlfriend, I would have been
Speaker 6: never met cancel.
Speaker 2: No, that's fair.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's money, ain't right David music. David
Speaker 1: Ruffing had, he had it, He had what what the
Speaker 1: people were looking for boys.
Speaker 2: He was handsome, tall. Yeah, I was like, he's good
Speaker 2: to me. All you do is every once in a
Speaker 2: while again he punched me, but everything is good. I
Speaker 2: punched him, he punched me. We the same, Okay, other
Speaker 2: people's marriage.
Speaker 3: You could get a Pelly Pelly for three ninety nine
Speaker 3: on sale right now?
Speaker 2: Whoa you by one? Aren't you don't lie? You're about
Speaker 2: to get one.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad at you. If you got one, You're.
Speaker 2: Gonna be so fly and all the two thousand styles
Speaker 2: are coming back to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be a crazy You got an AX,
Speaker 3: but I got a Pelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah right moment, because was crazy.
Speaker 1: AX was crazy. But I still stand behind the Pelly brand.
Speaker 2: Pelly brand is elite.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm off.
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna be so musty in that coat.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hot.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be musty as hell. And that coke musty
Speaker 2: like an ion.
Speaker 3: It's gonna smell like every blunt I'm smoking it.
Speaker 6: Telly Pelly, don't breathe, Okay, doctor, somebody fried chicken in
Speaker 6: the house with that coat.
Speaker 1: That's why it's called petty Pelly, because it's Pelly's Pelly
Speaker 1: bouncing in and then bouncing back.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's it's kind of right back at you. Jacket goes
Speaker 6: smell like everything you've been through.
Speaker 1: All's my life. I had to fight in that coat.
Speaker 2: It's smell like McDonald's in you. I I had McDonald's
Speaker 2: two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Now, one of the things I did come across that
Speaker 1: I think could be worth exploring. Is I wanted to
Speaker 1: look up where baby's facial features actually come from?
Speaker 2: Right, And there's interesting.
Speaker 1: There's a site called baby chick dot com, which obviously
Speaker 1: we all frequent, we know a lot about, and babychick
Speaker 1: dot com has a list of seven things that they
Speaker 1: say sort of lead to the baby's appearance. The first, obviously,
Speaker 1: is the DNA. Your eye color, your sex, your height
Speaker 1: is all determined by DNA. Your parents' DNA. It is
Speaker 1: a combination of both mother and father. Despite what Merrily
Speaker 1: is suggesting, mom and dad both play apart. But then
Speaker 1: there are a bunch of other things that play into
Speaker 1: this that I think are at least suggestive of what
Speaker 1: you are saying. So, alcohol, they say, potentially can change
Speaker 1: what a baby looks like. That alcohol consumption during pregnancy
Speaker 1: could result in fetal alcohol syndrome. Even the smallest nothing, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: no more moscato, You gotta put it down, just a
Speaker 1: little bit, just a little nip is bad for the baby.
Speaker 3: They say.
Speaker 1: This syndrome can cause a developing fetus to be born
Speaker 1: with particular facial appearances, such as tiny eyes or thin lips.
Speaker 1: It can also affect a child's cognitive behavioral and developmental abilities.
Speaker 1: And when I read that, what I immediately thought about
Speaker 1: is what is causing this mother to drink? Could it
Speaker 1: be an annoying family member or a person who they
Speaker 1: hate are mad at? Potentially, yes, at which point that
Speaker 1: might lead to the distortion of this person's facial features,
Speaker 1: thus making them look like this aunt, uncle, sister whoever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can agree with that science.
Speaker 3: I think that's good.
Speaker 2: I like it. Hell yeah, hypotheses.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another little piece that they point to is healthy habits.
Speaker 1: They say moms who make poor exercise and food choices
Speaker 1: while pregnant may affect whether their child will be born
Speaker 1: at a healthy weight. Obese moms are more likely to
Speaker 1: give birth to babies who later become obese. From the
Speaker 1: moment you realize you're pregnant, make sure you are making healthy,
Speaker 1: nutritious food choices. Again, it makes me think of the
Speaker 1: reasons why we eat unhealthy and so much of it.
Speaker 1: And when I'm eating unhealthy, it's rooted in stress, and specifically,
Speaker 1: maybe even the stress is caused by the people near me.
Speaker 6: Right, I eat like that because I live in Chicago
Speaker 6: and it's just a big back city.
Speaker 2: You'll never make you hear without a big bag. That's true.
Speaker 2: Look at everybody who leaves back little because they can't
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 6: They couldn't cut it, Like you got a little ass back.
Speaker 2: Back ass out of here.
Speaker 1: Damn. I thought this whole time. I thought I was
Speaker 1: escaping something, but nah, I was.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: You couldn't make it the way to Chicago. Crush that little.
Speaker 6: You crumbled under the pressing on your shoulders like me,
Speaker 6: Chicago had never failed.
Speaker 2: That's a back.
Speaker 1: As a back, baby, Chicago can't do shipped to that back.
Speaker 6: Nothing impenetrable. Brandon Johnson standing up here, y'all.
Speaker 2: Just can't like your backs. Yes, why he's so big
Speaker 2: because they got a couple of my backs. You need
Speaker 2: a thick leather for that big back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Chicago just a big back place. Like I'm serious,
Speaker 6: Like any man that's in Chicago, be like, I don't
Speaker 6: even deal with fat bitches. Is lying because you would
Speaker 6: never have.
Speaker 1: Sex while I was living in Chicago. I definitely had
Speaker 1: sex with big girls in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she came over with a guy.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: You was like, you know what her cut there? All right?
Speaker 2: What you say you got this from? Damn? They put
Speaker 2: the meat on the cheese with it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 6: Big ben that with a foopa like this in his arms.
Speaker 6: They hold temperatures, tend togrees a peace. Yeah, no, it's
Speaker 6: it's it's too cold, the food is too good.
Speaker 1: What are you doing if you ain't.
Speaker 2: If you men don't pay about their big back baby.
Speaker 3: They don't know.
Speaker 6: You can play with little bbl but they don't play
Speaker 6: about their big back girl.
Speaker 2: No talk about her. That's my fat bitch.
Speaker 1: You say what you want about your fab bitch, but
Speaker 1: that's my fabus.
Speaker 2: But that's my fat bitch. It's her birthday. Look out,
Speaker 2: she looks pretty done.
Speaker 1: The other sources I think follow a similar train. There's
Speaker 1: supplements which I guess that that can affect the baby's appearance.
Speaker 1: There's caffeine, obviously, if you are drinking caffeine, it has
Speaker 1: similar effects. Traveling, they say extensive airline travel can expose
Speaker 1: a pregnant mom the unhealthy levels of radioation, and as
Speaker 1: you can imagine, radiation is not recommended for developing fetus.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then this part I think it's maybe makes strong though, right,
Speaker 1: that's just that's just pure gamma rays.
Speaker 6: That's five G give it my baby service. The tablet
Speaker 6: I don't need no hot spot.
Speaker 2: No, my damn the hotspot. All you gotta do is
Speaker 2: tap your phone on my baby.
Speaker 3: You can stream, but do your Halloween on my baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to watch this two B movie coming baby?
Speaker 1: Oh baby, got terrible things in movies, but you can watch.
Speaker 1: You can watch all of.
Speaker 3: Them, ad free.
Speaker 9: I love my little Come tap the TV, baby, I
Speaker 9: got a premium, You got good hair?
Speaker 3: No ads.
Speaker 2: While I've been at this shit.
Speaker 1: The last source of potential effects that that might change
Speaker 1: the way your baby's your baby looks, they say, is
Speaker 1: family history. Your family's history can play a part in
Speaker 1: how your baby looks. Like recessive genes, some inherited genes
Speaker 1: may lay dormant or skip generations and suddenly pop up
Speaker 1: to surprise families when they least expect it. And when
Speaker 1: I read that, what I immediately thought about, as it
Speaker 1: relates to this conspiracy theory, is the possibility that this
Speaker 1: annoyance has been laying dormant inside of the mother for
Speaker 1: longer than we recognize. Right that, Like if somebody gets
Speaker 1: on your nerves or is somebody you hate, it may
Speaker 1: have been something building simmering for a while and then
Speaker 1: gets released as the baby is forming and the belly
Speaker 1: thus creating this sort of like mirror image of the
Speaker 1: person they hate is a generational curse.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what.
Speaker 6: Okay, goddamn baby, I just thought, like, oh, being a
Speaker 6: moms just sounds too strict, Like can't drink, can't can't
Speaker 6: have a gyro for breakfast? What right if I can't
Speaker 6: have my breakfast?
Speaker 1: Guyrol, what am I here.
Speaker 3: At season two? A top boy?
Speaker 6: What are we doing if I can't have fau wings
Speaker 6: with mouselves? Damn evil ass baby.
Speaker 2: I read this and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fully convince me, but it doesn't not sway
Speaker 1: me a little bit. It doesn't doesn't leave me completely
Speaker 1: off board of your conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, it's true. Wait till Jesus tells
Speaker 2: me he's coming back.
Speaker 1: So he coming back, and this is gonna be one
Speaker 1: of the first things he said.
Speaker 8: Before I take anybody to Heaven. I want you to
Speaker 8: know your baby ugly because you was mad at.
Speaker 3: Your sister back bitches.
Speaker 2: In the front.
Speaker 6: I's yo, you gotta back like a beef brisket line.
Speaker 2: I can see me now, talking ship girl. I knew
Speaker 2: he was gonna call me first.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, y'all thought I wasn't gonna get called.
Speaker 2: I got called first because he knows what's sun talking
Speaker 2: stuff like.
Speaker 1: Jesus just gone on me, Jesus from Chicago. See, I
Speaker 1: told her.
Speaker 6: He be.
Speaker 2: Bory.
Speaker 1: Where where do you? Where do you live in this conspiracy?
Speaker 2: Are you sold?
Speaker 1: Are you bought into it?
Speaker 4: Listen, I've been in. I've been in and uh, when
Speaker 4: I go on tour clapping, I'm gonna bring the gospel
Speaker 4: to the world.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's beautiful. Well, you should do like
Speaker 2: a Christmas concert of course.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, even Dipset had for Christmas Christmas.
Speaker 3: I like that. It's just everybody hands.
Speaker 1: It's just long runs followed by big clap. So loo's
Speaker 1: not even so much music as it is, just a
Speaker 1: demonstration of skills.
Speaker 2: Back to that instrumentalist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you got to switch the stroke up.
Speaker 2: You see, he has technique. Better check his technique.
Speaker 1: Well, merrily, I.
Speaker 2: Think we did it.
Speaker 1: I think we we nailed this conspiracy. I don't know that,
Speaker 1: uh that there are any more questions to be had.
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people where they can find you
Speaker 1: and what cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 6: Oh? Well, I would not suggest anybody to follow me
Speaker 6: if you aren't strong. But if you are strong, you
Speaker 6: can find me an ig at V merrily. That's th
Speaker 6: h E E M A R I L e E.
Speaker 6: I'm outside, I'm doing stuff. You know, they cancel my show,
Speaker 6: so I have to really work for my money really
Speaker 6: hard this summer. So you could catch me on a
Speaker 6: road near you opening for somebody, and my name will
Speaker 6: not be on the flyer.
Speaker 3: You just have to know.
Speaker 2: If you know, you know, you just have to know.
Speaker 2: But I do do it once a month here in
Speaker 2: Chicago at Reggie's. I do music too, so it's a
Speaker 2: half music.
Speaker 6: Have comedies called jokes and jazz and jokes at Reggie Chicago.
Speaker 6: So I do that once a month and the next
Speaker 6: one is on October eighteenth.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, So go go to jazz and jokes and
Speaker 1: go follow Merrilee. If you're strong.
Speaker 6: I'm coming by comments with no fucking paragraph and I
Speaker 6: got a mental illness, bitch, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: About what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Uh, and follow her. Go to her shows. We'll see
Speaker 1: her on the road if you know and and can
Speaker 1: somehow catch her, or you want to tell the people
Speaker 1: where they can find you.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, my tours ending up ending this month, bring
Speaker 3: David to plate dot com. I still am gonna be
Speaker 3: in Springfield, Missouri, Kansas, Curre City, Missouri, New York City, Worcestern, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: Uh suit Falls, South Dakota, and Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: Hell yeahper dope, So.
Speaker 3: Go see I'm done.
Speaker 2: Go see Bori on tour.
Speaker 6: Let yeah, you know you a real comedian when you
Speaker 6: go to Sue Folls, you do comedy, doing something. My
Speaker 6: talent ain't never took me to sup Ho Hose And
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you that, so keep the good word.
Speaker 2: You're killing it.
Speaker 3: It's not the talent, it's the bills that took me there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 1: And if you want to see me, you can follow
Speaker 1: me at Kerrman on Instagram and on Twitter or not Twitter,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Twitter don't exist for me anymore, but
Speaker 1: on TikTok and follow the show page on TikTok. If
Speaker 1: you want to see me live, you can see me
Speaker 1: at the House of Comedy in New Westminster October thirteenth
Speaker 1: through fourteenth October twenty and through the twenty first. I'll
Speaker 1: be at ded Crow Comedy Room in Wilmington. North Carolina,
Speaker 1: and then November tenth and eleventh, I'll be in Burlington, Vermont.
Speaker 1: And then November seventeenth through eighteenth, I'll be at Hyenas
Speaker 1: Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas. I would love to see
Speaker 1: you at any and all of those shows. And as always,
Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own drops, your
Speaker 1: own conspiracy theories, if you want to show us the
Speaker 1: big old Pelly Pelly that you've been living in this
Speaker 1: entire time since since you first bought it, send it
Speaker 1: all to my mama pod at gmail dot com. We
Speaker 1: would love to hear from you and follow the subscribe
Speaker 1: to the YouTube. Do all the ship that that we
Speaker 1: beg you to do every week. You know your goddamn job,
Speaker 1: you idiot. Anyway, that's it, Bye, bitch.
Speaker 2: The government, my.
Speaker 1: Growth chips and yours.
Speaker 4: All Kuala bears are racist, the host layer of hostly money,
Speaker 4: our ships and many Turkey stuff.
Speaker 5: Y'all can't tell me, Government,