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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how good this is, but it is

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Speaker 1: a secret.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I got this lady at work. There's a

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Speaker 2: lady I work with who makes cupcakes, and so.

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Speaker 1: I would eat them all the time and I'd be like, okay, cool.

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Speaker 2: Well then they had hired another lady who makes these

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Speaker 2: cupcakes are out of this world.

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Speaker 1: They're like cupcakes more worthy.

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Speaker 2: Oh so I stopped eating the other lady's cupcakes and

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Speaker 2: I eat the new girls cupcakes, cupcakes cot Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: then I kind of feel bad.

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Speaker 1: For the other ladies. So I'll usually go to her desk,

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Speaker 1: take a cupcake.

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Speaker 2: Or two, walk out of the room, link the frosting off,

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Speaker 2: and then throw them away. Well, congratulations, you have the

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Speaker 2: most No, it's good. You have the most innocent, dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret we've ever had, but also sounds like the

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Speaker 2: dirtiest I know, right, I feel bad every time I

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Speaker 2: do it, But you know, I like chocolate, and it

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Speaker 2: just gets even even more innocent and dirty at the

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Speaker 2: same time. You can keep your hands off those cupcakes, right,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, right, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having me. Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I have two little dirty little secrets.

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Speaker 2: Oh lovely, let's hear okay.

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Speaker 1: The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,

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Speaker 1: I was getting married and uh, his girlfriend at the

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Speaker 1: time they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable,

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Speaker 1: you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I

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Speaker 1: wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,

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Speaker 1: stating that she was not going to be with him anymore,

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Speaker 1: that she was getting married and to leave her alone.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: He said, Well, let's get married. And so we got married,

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Speaker 1: and we stay married until two thousand and five he

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Speaker 1: got neck and throat cancer.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Old Well, congratulations on

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Speaker 2: the marriage that long. You know that doesn't happen. And

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Speaker 2: obviously you know it's sad story at the end.

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Speaker 1: But sure, but you got Yes, I did, Yes, I did.

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Speaker 1: My second one is I love I love to smell manure.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love it all right. You know what I'm kind

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Speaker 2: of with you on that last one. Whenever I drive

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Speaker 2: through like a place that I don't know why, I

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Speaker 2: just I take big whips. Sometimes I'll run down the

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Speaker 2: window even.

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Speaker 1: I love listening to you. I'll show your pride. Are

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Speaker 1: just out of this world.

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Speaker 2: I like out loud. Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: Have a great day. If you need to go manure

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Speaker 2: sipping tub, we'll go with you. Yeah. If you ever

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Speaker 2: need someone to just walk around a field of cows

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Speaker 2: with you, I'm down.

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Speaker 1: Ah, have a good day happening, Bob, what's your Turney

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Speaker 1: little singer and