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Speaker 1: another Juba on the twenties. Tell me I'm landscape. This

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Speaker 1: is Jay? Yeah? Is this Jay? Yeah? I just said

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Speaker 1: that this is Jay? Yeah? What's up? Dude? This is Duff.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Do I know you? Um? Not yet, but

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Speaker 1: my boy Edgar told me to give you a call.

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Speaker 1: He said, you're like looking for some other landscaper deeds.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we are. Yeah, what's your you know? What kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff do you do? Um? Like, I'm really good

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Speaker 1: at trimming bushes, you know what I mean? So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was like a joke for you, like a landscaping joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was really funny. Okay, but do you have any experience?

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Speaker 1: What kind of stuff do you do? Um? Like? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean experience? Because like, I've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of experience doing a lot of things, Like I pretty

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Speaker 1: much just crush it at everything that I do. Can

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Speaker 1: you run a wheat eater? Oh? What is that? Dude? Listen?

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Speaker 1: If you have never done landscaping, you're wasting my time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hey bro, listen, Like I seriously like I need a job,

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Speaker 1: you know, right now, because like I'm kinda like in

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Speaker 1: between things and people that know how to do what

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Speaker 1: they're doing. Yeah, but like I'm like a real hard worker.

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Speaker 1: And also like I'm sure that you service like a

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Speaker 1: lot of clients you like maybe there's like a housewife

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Speaker 1: or something. What does that even mean? What does that

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Speaker 1: have to do with landscape? Well, like, because what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is like, if if you were to hire me

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Speaker 1: as a landscaper, like I would totally do it like

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Speaker 1: sand's shirt, alum, that would make this as housewife's hella

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Speaker 1: happy listen, man, I'm looking to hire someone who's a

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Speaker 1: landscaper knows what they're doing. I'm not picking up the

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Speaker 1: phone to hear you talk about your body, dude, but like,

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Speaker 1: but hear me out like it makes sense, Okay, Like

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Speaker 1: you need to think like from a business standpoint, like

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Speaker 1: it makes sense like if you had me work for you,

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Speaker 1: all right, it doesn't to make sense to me. You're

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Speaker 1: talking about your bodies. I'm talking about what your qualifications. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I'm saying. I could garden for sure,

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Speaker 1: because like I'm sure like gardening is pretty easier or whatever,

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Speaker 1: but like the point is I guarantee, like if I'm

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Speaker 1: out there working for you with my shirt off, like

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Speaker 1: your business is gonna go up like at least like

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Speaker 1: a thousand percent? Are you just tell me this because

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Speaker 1: you want to nail a bunch of housewives? I mean,

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Speaker 1: like if they wanted to would say no? Would you?

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Speaker 1: You are ridiculous. Man, I'm trying to hire people to

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Speaker 1: do a job and you're wasting my time. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying not to waste your time or whatever, but

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Speaker 1: like I'm just telling you that you should hire me

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Speaker 1: and it will help you out. Like do any of

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Speaker 1: the housewives ever touch just like if I'm out there

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Speaker 1: working like with a gardenhoe or whatever. I said, who

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Speaker 1: But if I was like out there doing that, well,

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Speaker 1: like would they come out and like Rub, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Man, You're turning landscaping into

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Speaker 1: some porno movie. I'm just not problem. I'm just my

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Speaker 1: fine dude. You've never had like a housewife touching rub

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Speaker 1: because I would assume that's what happens. Look, man, we

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Speaker 1: are not sleeping with all these housewives we're trimming bushes,

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Speaker 1: cutting grass, put it in hedges, yeah, planting. You know

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Speaker 1: this is not some sex movie, and that's why I

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Speaker 1: think maybe you're doing it wrong. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling me what assets I need. I think my business

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Speaker 1: is doing pretty well. Yeah, but do you have like

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Speaker 1: a six pack or any of your do any of you?

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Speaker 1: I have a hard beer belly and I've earned it

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Speaker 1: with millions of dollars with a bear. Dude, you don't

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Speaker 1: have any empty carbs. You're like consuming you You're trip. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to meet once you come down to my

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Speaker 1: office at two o'clock tomorrow. Can you make it two o'clock?

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Speaker 1: Did you say two o'clock two o'clock. Yeah, that's like

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Speaker 1: a real tough time for me because like I'm squatting tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: so like from like two to like four, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be doing that talking about piss or what. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about like killing it, like working on like

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Speaker 1: your your legs and stuff. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like how much can you even squat? Bro? I don't squat.

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Speaker 1: I don't work out. I work outside with my hands.

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Speaker 1: Don't work out for real, you know what, dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt you right there, but like, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm interested in the job anymore. What Yeah, Like

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I can work with somebody who's like

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Speaker 1: unmotivated and like not in the gem. So thank you

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Speaker 1: for like the opportunity or whatever. Good luck in life, man,

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Speaker 1: because you're a idiot. Before you go, though, can I

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Speaker 1: tell you one thing. If I could just tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call and your employee

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Speaker 1: Edgar set you up, that'd be awesome. What are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your employee Edgar set you up. Holy He says that

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Speaker 1: you've been trying to hire some new landscapers and everybody

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Speaker 1: you interview is just an idiot. Sone. Holy Yeah, But

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Speaker 1: like I still think you guys could work on your

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Speaker 1: abs over there and you'd get hell lot more bills.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy On removing ninety two point five